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know we have no time to waste tonight. >> guillermo: we don't have no time to waste, okay? >> jimmy: thank you very much. i'm going to start tonight with a story about our future president of the united states. i'm talking about kanye west. [ laughter ] last night kanye west and wife kim were at the opening of the cher show in new york. it's a broadway show about cher who's another crazy person on twitter. [ laughter ] and during the show, the actor who plays sonny bono, cher's ex-husband, at intermission tweeted this. he wrote, hey, kanye west, so cool that you're here at the "cher" show. if you look up from your cell phone you'll see we're doing a show up here. it's opening night. kind of a big deal. thanks so much. [ applause ] first of all, i find it hard to believe but the kanye i know would never dream of upstaging another performer. [ laughter ] it is just not in his dna. he's probably googling who the hell is cher? [ laughter ] kanye to his credit, tweeted an apology. he said if could i turn back

time -- no. [ laughter ] he didn't say that. but he did apologize and it turns out he had a good reason for checking his phone. he wasn't tetioning or tweeting. he was in a bidding war for this beautiful lamp on ebay. [ laughter ] it was probably a holiday present for kim and i now ruined it. the real question is how did kanye wind up in a broadway show about cher? that's weirder than him being friends with donald trump. it really is. here's another one. the president's son, eric trump, is he the smart one? no, there are no smart ones. [ laughter ] anyway, he -- eric trump lashed out -- [ cheers and applause ] he had some unkind words on twitter last night for george conway, the husband of kellyanne conway, even though this wife is the president's top henchwoman. george conway, an attorney, is a frequent critic of donald trump. yesterday he posted a link that suggested the president was guilty of tampering with a witness. so eric wrote, of all the

ugliness in politics, the utter disrespect george conway shows his wife, her career, everything she's fought so hard to achieve, might top them all. kellyanne is a great person and frankly his actions are horrible. i tell you what. if he thinks that's horrible, wait until he hears what daddy and auntie stormy did to his stepmommy melania. i mean, he's really -- talk about disrespectful. he is going to be poed, right? not only did eric tweet disapproval, he also retweeted it. [ laughter ] i didn't know you can do that, retweet your own tweet? like telling yourself a bedtime story, it doesn't make sense. all of this is nothing more than a side stage performance in advance of the witch hunt for red november. could very well be over soon. today trump associate roger stone pleaded the fifth, which is something a lot of innocent people do. [ laughter ] robert mueller is reportedly dotting the is in indictment and

crossing the ts in treason. getting ready to file his report. if you haven't been following this, we're at the part in "the godfather" where michael corleone goes to the baptism. [ cheers and applause ] that's where we are. and it's exciting. what if mueller comes out at the end of this and says, here's my report, he's innocent, the president's clear as a mountain spring. could you imagine? of course, trump would be like, war hero mueller, good guy, straight shooter. but that seems unlikely. meanwhile the battle between trump and stormy daniels is still going on. in october a federal judge threw out stormy's defamation suit against the president and ordered her to pay trump's legal fees which trump's lawyers claim amount to $800,000, or roughly six nights with donald trump. [ laughter ] by the way, trump's lawyer also happened to be hulk hogan's lawyer in his big case. that's a very specialized practice, he only takes on clients who are orange and

wrestled in the wwe. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so the lawyer, trump's lawyer, is a guy named charles harder, which also happens to be what the president yelled when stormy spanked him with that magazine. charles! maybe i'm a romantic but i thought it was bad taste to ask your mistress for the money back after, you know? [ laughter ] the next presidential election is 700 days away from today. and everyone is trying to figure out who the democrats will run. according to a new harvard harris poll, the top choices are bernie sanders, joe biden, and beto o'rourke. two old men and a baby. [ laughter ] biden, bernie and beto. the front-runners, in that order. biden, bernie, beto. sounds like the law firm that would represent kermit the frog in his divorce from miss piggy. [ laughter ] joe biden and bernie sanders have huge support from one of the left's key demographics, old men who fall asleep in movie theaters. [ laughter ] joe biden said yesterday he

considers himself the most qualified person in the country to be president. it's cute that he thinks that matters to us. [ laughter ] but there's a lot to take in here and a lot at stake. so for more of this, we'll check in with political analyst and blogger mort haskell and thank you for taking the time to talk to us, mort. from washington, d.c. >> my pleasure. sorry. i need a second. i'm just finishing up today's blog post. >> jimmy: oh, okay. take your time. and finish that up. yeah. wow. >> looks good. mimi, can you put this up on an internet? now let's get down to business. what can i do for you, jim? >> jimmy: i wanted to get your thoughts on the current crop of possible democratic candidates for president for 2020? >> oh, heck of a field of bernie, biden, it energizes the party when young people have fresh ideas. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: by young people, you mean bernie sanders and joe biden? >> absolutely.

those kids are just what the democrats need to get the base fired up. >> jimmy: oh. >> mimi, where the hell are you? that's right. mimi died in '92. >> jimmy: oh. sorry about that. johnny, where were we? >> jimmy: it's jimmy and i was wondering if you had any dark horse picks? maybe that the democrats haven't considered yet or we haven't heard about? >> well, if you read my exclusive from last month's large-print edition of "land line enthusiast" -- >> jimmy: i didn't. yeah. >> you would know i suggested a number of fine potential options. reid, feinstein, brimley -- >> jimmy: wilfred brimley? >> yes siree. >> jimmy: the guy from the diabetes commercials? >> it is pronounced diabetes. >> jimmy: oh. >> and yes, if wilfred brimley

can balance our blood sugar, he can also balance the budgets. >> jimmy: oh, okay. thank you so much. i know i speak for all of us when i say we appreciate your thoughts and your expertise in these areas. >> my pleasure, tommy. can you call my daughter and tell her i need a ride to the doctor? my damn cellular telephone is on the fritz. >> jimmy: yes, i will call her and let her know, thank you very much, mort. >> this is mort. hello. this is mort. hello. >> jimmy: that was mort. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if you saw this but if you didn't, there was a beautiful little moment last night on monday night football. the philadelphia eagles hosted the washington redskins. the eagles won the game and delivered the night's most entertaining combination of player names to provide us with another juvenile edition of the unintentional joke of the day.

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now you know. i think they call that team work. here's another one that fell on our heads. from time to time, we like to shine a light on some of the more outstanding journalism that happens every day across this country. with that said, congratulations to the team at news 6 in orlando who are the recipients of tonight's award for excellence in reporting. >> nasa's insight is sending signals back to earth. another good sign from the robot geologist that made history by landing on mars yesterday. these are some of the first pictures we've received from insight, showing the surface of the red planet. those are actually the wrong pictures, we apologize for that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no need to apologize. there are fires, chickens, and pumpkins on mars, we'll eat very well.

this is interesting. a shock, i'm sure, to people at chicken of the sea. according to the department of agriculture, consumption of canned tuna over the last three decades is down over 40%. fewer people are eating tuna out of cans than ever before. and the tuna companies are blaming millennials for this. according to their research, young people aren't eating tuna because they don't want to go through the hassle of opening a can. [ laughter ] gee, and i thought it might have something to do with the fact that canned tuna is disgusting. [ laughter ] i think tuna is lucky they were around for as long as they were. basically, they tricked us into eating cat food for 100 years. [ laughter ] i did want to get to the bottom of this. so joining me from san diego is the president of the american tuna association, gary davis. gary? thank you for taking time out for tuna. [ laughter ] >> well, as we say in the tuna business, yes, we can.

get it? >> jimmy: i get it. i get it. i do. so gary, have you seen this report that says millennials aren't eating canned tuna anymore? >> yes, i have seen that. it's terrible. >> jimmy: it's terrible. do you have any idea why they're not eating tuna the way we did growing up? >> hell if i know. for some reason, kids today aren't gung ho about buying wet fish at rite aid and eating it out of a can anymore. >> jimmy: that's a shame. >> but we at the american tuna association are working hard to fix that. >> jimmy: very good. what are you doing to try to fix that? >> we have a whole lot of exciting new products. like -- mimi, where is that doo-hickey? >> jimmy: oh, no, mimi -- i don't think mimi -- mimi's dead, gary. >> oh, that's right. [ laughter ] nice lady. she'll never be forgotten. oh, here it is. this is what we call the i-tuna.

>> jimmy: what is that? >> a smartcan of tuna fish. it plays music. syncs your calendar and you can send text messages to your friends and loved ones. all while making delicious tuna salad. >> jimmy: oh, that's great. >> it's just a hoot, joey. >> jimmy: it's jimmy. and how much does that run you? >> i believe we priced it at $399.99. >> jimmy: that will get profits back up. that's for sure. >> tell me about it. also, we're launching a new dating service called -- >> jimmy: a dating service? >> it's called tunder. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. i like it. how does it work? >> i'm glad you asked. tuna lovers from all over the country can meet up, go out and fall in love over a nice tuna melt. doesn't that sound romantic? >> jimmy: it sure does. has anyone signed up for tunder

yet? >> only tv's wilfred brimley? what? >> mimi do we have a photo of wilfred? >> jimmy: mimi's dead, she died in 1992, i'm told. >> what? that's terrible, why wasn't i informed? i love that woman. >> jimmy: i'm sorry you have to find out like this. do you have any other products that you hope will appeal to the young people? >> yes, we do. we're pleased to announce the first tuna-flavored vape pen. >> jimmy: how about that. yeah, i don't know that squeezing it is how they work. >> there are many ways. you'll find out. now, johnny, listen to me. it's made from 100% albacore and it smells like middle school cafeteria. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's great. >> mimi used to love this stuff before she died in '92. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'll never forget that. mimi, will you grab me a jar of

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>> jimmy: tonight, from her new movie "the party's just beginning," karen gillan is here. you know karen from "guardians of the galaxy." and then, his album comes out friday. it's called "evil genius." the east atlanta santa gucci mane featuring kevin gates from the mercedes-benz stage. you can see gucci mane on tour december 28th at the orpheum theater in new orleans. tomorrow night, jennifer aniston and chris elliott will join us. we'll have music from rita ora. and on thursday, jimmy tatro and gwen stefani. so please join us for those shows, too. our first guest tonight is the likable leader of our friends up north. he just signed a trade agreement with president trump and is a prime piece of minister on top

of that. he came all the way from ottawa to be here. please welcome justin theroux. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ o canada ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rather, i meant to say -- ladies and gentlemen, the actor from america, justin theroux, is here. >> oh my god. you thought that i was justin trudeau? >> jimmy: of course i didn't think that. >> you did. >> jimmy: i knew it was going to be you here. >> you thought i was the prime minister of canada that was about to walk out. >> jimmy: why would the prime minister of canada be here? this isn't canada, ridiculous. >> why would you have canadian flags draped behind you? >> jimmy: i love canada.

i thought you loved -- i didn't know you hated canada so much. i wish i had known this. [ audience booing ] >> i don't hate canada. i love canada. >> jimmy: oh, well. then if you loved canada so much -- [ laughter ] >> welcome, mr. trudeau. would you like a tim horton doughnut? >> jimmy: wrong show, keep moving. come on, guys. >> the doughnut mounties. >> jimmy: the doughnut mounties. >> bonjour monsieur trudeau! >> jimmy: go away! leave the maple syrup. >> a maple syrup lumberjack. >> jimmy: i'm very sorry. there are too many justins to keep track of. let's have a little shot of maple syrup to pay tribute. what, the carbs you're worried about here? there's a lot of justins to keep track of nowadays. >> mm, that's nice. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice, actually. we're going to be like school children running around.

how are you doing? are you canadian? >> my dad is half canadian. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: the bit is now over. the bit is done. yeah. oh, we got a moose now too, huh? all right. the bit is done, yes. hey, he took the -- never mind. >> how are you when justin bieber comes? >> jimmy: oh, he doesn't come. [ laughter ] he doesn't care for me. if he does come, we'll have a big thing for him. when's the last time you drank maple syrup? >> 30 seconds ago. >> jimmy: i happen to know you do -- there is sometimes confusion with justin trudeau. >> there is. >> jimmy: and justin theroux. >> it doesn't happen in life. it happens in an online context or my dms.

or if someone is outraged that he slighted trump and then they'll say justin theroux should pay for that. >> jimmy: right, right. [ laughter ] >> along those lines. it never happens in the reverse. he's never like, oh, my gosh, justin theroux. he has a movie coming out. >> jimmy: maybe, oh, wow, justin trudeau wrote "tropic thunder," what a talented guy. >> amazing, very talented. >> jimmy: have you met him? had any contact with him? >> no. i would like to. i think everyone would like to. >> jimmy: that would be nice. >> it would be kind of cool. i think i should have slipped into the g20 without trump even knowing. hey, how are you doing? a big hearty handshake. >> jimmy: i'm the prime minister of transylvania, how are you? >> exactly. >> jimmy: you just established you are not -- >> i'm not justin trudeau. >> jimmy: you're french, right? french-american? >> we're french via canada. >> jimmy: french canadian? >> originally french from toulouse, then montreal, then back down.

>> jimmy: is it right to say theroux? or is that the wrong way to pronounce your last name? >> there are three ways. in the motherland, it would have been theroux. then i have cousins, marcel and lewis, who live in england, they pronounce it ther-oo. and then in elementary school we just made it ther-row. i don't know why that's a less beat-upable name than ther-oo. >> jimmy: did you just give up? >> they're calling roll call. there's an "x" on the end of it. ther-oox. >> jimmy: i did not realize you'd been through so much. >> i know. if it was justin trudeau, it would have been true-dew. >> jimmy: your mother is italian though. correct? >> she's a little english, a little french. a little english, italian, then

i have italian and french on the other side. i did a whole 23 and me thing. >> jimmy: you did that. did you spit into it? >> yeah. you swab. >> jimmy: isn't it weird how hard it is to fill a tiny little thing with spit? >> the hard thing is remembering to do it in the morning. when it first arrives -- >> jimmy: don't have anything or whatever else, because then they could say, you're 22% corned beef. [ laughter ] >> yeah. and morning breath. >> jimmy: you fill it up and send it in. >> and then they send you all these results. oh, yeah. i'm .02% neanderthal, whatever it is. then there's subset ones. is likely to smell asparagus in urine. why do i want to know that? who cares? >> jimmy: first of all, i care. [ laughter ] secondly, those are -- yeah. there are the traits and the, like, kind of -- >> likely to's. >> jimmy: they'll say weird things.

>> you're likely to -- like i am likely to dislike cilantro. which i love cilantro. things like that. or likely to have a widow's peak. which i am unlikely to have a widow's peak. >> jimmy: mine is all wrong too. you have the widow -- you practically have a triangle on your head. that invalidates the whole thing. [ applause ] >> yeah, a triangle! great! thanks, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is kind of good to have a widow's peak though. you look like the prince from the comics. you know? >> it's cool. in the comics, everyone like the phantom did have it. widow's peak. >> jimmy: why do they call it a widow's peak? do we know the answer to that question? guillermo? >> guillermo: i don't have no idea. >> jimmy: you don't have no idea. >> like a teensy little widow's peak.

harsh. >> jimmy: guillermo has a tiny little dart of a widow's peak on his thing. it's like widow's beak. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, you do. trust me on this one. >> guillermo: all right, yeah, whatever you say. >> jimmy: like lebron james has the opposite of a widow's peak. >> straight across and up. >> jimmy: perfect, like they use a level to cut his hair. >> a little on the sides too. what are these across the temples? >> jimmy: i don't know what they call them. but he goes to home depot to get it exact. but you've got the point. >> i've got the triangle. >> jimmy: guillermo, will you do us a favor? do you have your phone? >> guillermo: no, it's in my dressing room. >> jimmy: okay. do us a favor. get your phone. find out why they call it a widow's peak. we'll take a commercial break and when we come back, you can reveal why it is called a widow's peak. justin theroux is here. we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: jis tin -- justin theroux, "on the basis of sex" in select cities on christmas day and everywhere in january. ruth bader ginsburg, her story as a young woman and one of the land mark cases. >> one of her landmark cases that toppled all the others. >> jimmy: did you meet her in an afterparty? >> she's pretty low key. she doesn't do that. hit on the gaffers. no. she did not come to anything. i don't think they're allowed to do that necessarily. >> jimmy: really? >> i don't know. what's the rules for the supreme court? >> jimmy: i don't think they have -- i think they make rules, i don't think they have rules. even if there was a rule, they could change it. we get to go to raves, no problem, we do what we want to do. that's a fun thing, was that moustache -- >> no. i wanted to grow a real mustache. this is not real either, by the way. i was doing maniac at the time on netflix. >> jimmy: on netflix, yeah.

>> back and forth between those two things. i was going to montreal -- [ cheers ] >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> then back to new york, back and forth, once a week. >> jimmy: you had weird hair in "maniac" also, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: so you were getting pasted and all of that stuff. speaking of hair, are you ready for the moment of truth? guillermo, tell us, why do they call it a widow's peak? >> according to this, it is the use a pig made reference, the headdress from 1849. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] read that one more time. did i say approach the bench? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: all right. >> now we know. >> guillermo: the use a pig made reference to the big a bill of headdress from 1849. no, you read it. >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: here, justin, you read it. >> jimmy: what does that say?

something about a pig. >> use the pig from 1849. no. the term stands for the belief that hair growing -- oops, sorry -- to a point on the forehead, suggestive of the peak of a widow's head. >> jimmy: you speak just as bad english as guillermo does. [ laughter ] >> what's a widow's head? when your spouse dies you grow a thing -- >> jimmy: yes, in the old days when your spouse would die and you're a woman, they'd take your head and put it in there with him. >> it could be a man too. >> jimmy: glad we cleared that up. hold on, let me see what it is. i've got to figure it out here. hold on. another explanation for the origin of the phrase suggests it may be related to the morning caps worn -- mourning, as in mourning a death -- worn as early as the 16th century. oh, so it's a hood with the thing and the thing. you see that? do you understand now, guillermo? >> guillermo: i told you, justin. [ laughter ]

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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. gucci mane is on the way. you know our next guest as the blue and bald nebula from the marvel movies. but she's back now with a full head of hair as writer, director and star of the new movie "the party's just beginning." it opens in theatres friday. please say hello to karen gillan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: last time you were here, you were with all the avengers, right? >> i was. all of these male avengers. as far as problems go, that was not the worst i've ever experienced. >> jimmy: what do you mean problems? >> it was definitely a brilliant position to be in. >> jimmy: you enjoyed it. >> yeah. all of these male super heroes. wasn't the worst. >> jimmy: you've been in the guardians of the galaxy and the avengers. your character didn't die at the end of the avengers? >> she didn't! she lived! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you know going in or did you find out at the premiere that you survived? >> i kind of knew because there was never a sequence that i was disintegrating. that was a small tip-off. i was really excited to survive. for the next movie. >> jimmy: if i was in charge of the movie, i would have had every actor film the

disintegrating scene. >> that's very smart. to avoid spoilers. >> jimmy: it's not even that smart, really. [ laughter ] i stand there and go, oh, no, this is terrible. >> you would have been so good at that. >> jimmy: gosh, can you get me in the next one? it's already done. right? >> we could probably make it happen. >> jimmy: do you have anyone in your life with whom you share these secrets of the, you know, the spoilers and that sort of thing? >> no. i do not. and that's because i've been trained up not to give away any spoilers. my mother is always trying to get them out of me. >> jimmy: she is? >> yeah. and she's so sneaky. how is work going? are you eating properly? do you kill thanos? you're not getting me with that! absolutely not! >> jimmy: your mom, where does she live? >> so my family are from scotland. i'm from scotland. they spend most of their time in los angeles with me now. which is really --

>> jimmy: are they living in your house with you? >> no. that had to stop at a certain point. [ laughter ] i realized, enough is enough. >> jimmy: they got their own place. >> yes. >> jimmy: when you went to shoot your movie, you stayed with them? >> yes. i shot my movie set in scotland. so we went back there to film it and i was living with my parents while directing a movie. which was so funny. because at work i would be like, calling all the shots, being the boss. then i would come home and mom would be like, bring your laundry downright now! it was ridiculous. >> jimmy: shooting in your hometown like that, do people come out of the woodwork? friends and schoolmates wanting to be a part of what's going on there? >> 100% yes. suddenly everyone was an actor. everyone i've ever known. i decided to shoot this one scene outside of a chip shop which you call fries in america. >> jimmy: we do. >> i put them all out there and they were drunkenly shoveling chips in their mouths which is

how i remember them from our youth. [ laughter ] so they're all in the movie, it's great. >> jimmy: like the role they were meant to play. >> method acting. >> jimmy: did they all get paid? or did they do it for free? >> they got paid and they got free chips. they were very happy. >> jimmy: i would think so. when you came to the united states, how old were you when you came here for the first time? >> for the first time, i was 24 years old. >> jimmy: and was it what would you imagine it would be? >> here's the thing. all of my points of reference from america were from "friends," the television show, or westerns. so i fully expected cowboys to be living in an oversized manhattan apartment. it was not like that and i was disappointed. however, there is a funny story. when i went to santa fe for the first time to shoot a movie, i was there in the desert. and i was like, oh, this is the america i imagined! and i saw a real life tumbleweed. [ laughter ] and i was like, okay, i'm going to catch this tumbleweed. >> jimmy: what? >> i was chasing it through

desert to capture it. i'm so excited. i've got a tumbleweed! what am i going to do with this tumbleweed? then, i know exactly what to do. i took it to the local post office. and then i had this loose tumbleweed, not packaged. i took it up to the guy. and i was like, i would like to ship this to scotland, please. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> i expected more of a reaction. like, what? but no. he was like, absolutely, ma'am. no reaction. [ laughter ] so i don't know what goes on in this country on a regular basis. so then seven to ten days later, a tumbleweed arrives in scotland at my parents' house unannounced. they're like, what is this thing? they work out, it's a tumbleweed, and they're just as excited as i am. [ laughter ] and they're like, i know exactly what to do with it. so they set it free down street of scotland. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: really! >> yes. if there's anyone in scotland watching, if you see a lone

tumbleweed -- >> jimmy: one day, that tumbleweed will come back to you. i feel it will make its way around. >> in an awkward moment. >> jimmy: the miracle of the tumbleweed. maybe it can be a christmas special for you. i heard you do impressions. >> i do one. >> jimmy: you do one impression? >> i do britney spears doing any nonbritney song. >> jimmy: does it have to be a pop song? or a christmas song? could it be jingle bells? >> it could be jingle bells. are you ready for this? i don't know that you are. audience? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: again, britney spears singing jingle bells. ♪ uhh uhh ♪ jingle bells ♪ jingle bells

♪ jingle all the way ♪ oh what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open sleigh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, good! you can get a mini residency in vegas with that kind of thing. >> thank you. i appreciate that. >> jimmy: very well done. we look forward to seeing your film. it is called "the party's just beginning." she wrote it and stars in it. she directed it, it's unbelievable. karen gillan. in theaters friday. on demand december 11th. we'll be right back with gucci mane and kevin gates! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank justin theroux and karen gillan. fred willard. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first this is his album "evil genius." here with the song "i'm not goin'" with some help from kevin gates, gucci mane.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ heads up ♪ they told me stop buyin' all these fancy cars they told me please take all your diamonds off ♪ ♪ i'm gettin' too rich to fly commercial flights they wanna lock me up like suge knight ♪ ♪ i know that [ bleep ] want me to go for that but i don't wanna but i'm too rich to ♪ ♪ put my [bleep] in that [ bleep ] i'm not goin i hit that [ bleep ] way back i gave her back ♪ ♪ 'cause i don't wanna they love my drip you know i'm statin' facts ♪ i'm not goin ♪ ♪ i'm a ceo i keep it cordial with an artist i just don't politic ♪ ♪ these women been givin' me compliments focus i can't acknowledge this ♪ ♪ astonishment look at how the game transform overnight ♪ ♪ feel like i was just gettin' read my rights look at how the ice hittin under them lights ♪ ♪ married to the game we ain't throwing no rice all green

sweats with the white g knights ♪ ♪ ain't too much changed got too much change come to think about it i was looking at life ♪ stack invest don't just rap talking 'bout debt can't do that ♪ ♪ fetch me the keys i mean remote car gotta button i'm 'bout to float ♪ ♪ i'm organized and looking organized cause the front of the house looks like a parking lot ♪ ♪ take off the shirt check out the work body scribbled like a mark a lot ♪ ♪ bandana louis no vest and a fully buying dogs i'm investing in bullies ♪ ♪ i came from there i perfected my juuging diamond teeth got a watch full of bubbles ♪ ♪ got a chef vegetarian cooking cameraman get professional footage ♪ ♪ they told me stop buyin' all these fancy cars they told me please take all your diamonds off ♪ ♪ i'm gettin' too rich to fly commercial flights they wanna lock me up like suge knight ♪ ♪ i know that [ bleep ] want me to go for that but i don't wanna ♪ ♪ but i'm too rich to put my [ muted ] in that ♪ ♪ done hit that [ muted ] i gave

her back ♪ ♪ they love me you know i stay in fashion ♪ ♪ the world's most hate-able currently unavailable solar roof i'm hater proof pull up watch ♪ ♪ what the haters do gucci's anti-social bipolar he's unrelatable ♪ ♪ heard he wrote a novel got labels but you can't label him ♪ ♪ independent labels they model him and they study him hood rich lingo ♪ ♪ he model but he not stunting them northern people come 'round he flex ♪ ♪ start talking southerner moving like the governor [ muted ] i'm the governor ♪ ♪ i'm the new puffy [ muted ] i'm the new baby [ muted ] the new jimmy ♪ note big rock frigid [ muted ] vision coupe no ceiling ♪ ♪ they told me stop buying all these fancy cars but i don't wanna ♪ ♪ they told me please take all your diamonds off but i'm not going ♪ ♪ i'm gettin' to rich to fly commercial flights cause i don't

wanna ♪ ♪ they wanna lock me up like suge knight but i'm not goin ♪ ♪ i know the [ muted ] want me to go for that but i'm too much to put my [ muted ] in that ♪ ♪ done hit that [ muted ] way back i gave her back cause i don't want her ♪ ♪ they love my drip you know i'm statin' facts cause i'm not goin ♪

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