>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, gwen stefani, from "the real bros of simi valley" jimmy tatro, and "this week in unnecessary censorship." and now, good news, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. welcome, welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching at home. thank you for coming. thank you for braving the elements to be here. that's very nice, i appreciate it. let me tell you something.

we had an interesting morning at our house. this is how my day started. our daughter jane, who's 4 1/4, wakes up and calls out to us, every morning she yells, hello, hello! like an old lady in a butcher shop. today it was a little more urgent. so today she calls us. we go in to find jane staring at the shelf. she's standing there, she says, the elf didn't move. [ laughter ] we forgot to move the elf on the shelf. already. so i said, well, maybe the elf is dead. [ laughter ] and i guess it was the wrong thing to say. i did. but that didn't register. and i was proud of myself for coming up with this so fast. i said, well, you know, elves don't move in the rain, because they don't want to get wet. [ laughter ] like milli vanilli, i blamed it on the rain. [ laughter ] guess what, it worked like a charm. she bought it and we haven't destroyed her childhood yet. [ cheers and applause ]

we did get a lot of rain today. i know that's not interesting to people around the country but it's always funny here in l.a. it doesn't rain here much. when it does, it's a big event. it's a big fashion event too. this is how our four executive producers came into work this morning. i took this picture in my office. [ laughter ] all wearing big waterproof boots. as if they're getting on board a lobster boat or something. [ laughter ] they literally -- and erin, correct me if any of this is untrue, they literally walk 85 feet from the parking lot to our door. but they're dressed like we work in a cranberry bog or something. [ laughter ] here's another thing. all the people who say people in l.a. don't know how to drive in the rain also don't know how to drive in the rain. how do you drive in the rain, by the way? fast, right? the faster you go, the less you're out in the rain. but we need the rain. that's another thing people said all day today. without it our local news channels wouldn't be able to play the scary storm watch music. [ laughter ]

this is good. this is from our local kcal news team. they caught up with a woman last night who claimed the rain is causing people to fight in the street. >> steady rain lashed the southland throughout the night. in the valley it was wet everywhere. folks out tonight told us the downpours also put some folks on edge. >> everybody's fighting. everybody's fighting in the street, yeah. >> because of the rain, you think? people can't deal with it? >> yeah, no. >> jimmy: fortunately i was able to buy all the lunchables in the store. [ laughter ] to ward off would-be attackers. [ cheers and applause ] that's me at the grocery store because i always forget to bring the bags, then they don't give them to you, and i carry them out like this. not only is it rainy season here in l.a., it's awards season here too. the golden globe and writers guild nominations came out today. pantone, the company in charge of colors, announced the color

of the year for 2019. do you know what the color of the year for this year, 2018, was? ultraviolet. the color of the year for next year -- can i get a drumroll for this? [ drumroll ] people are going to be really excited. living coral. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. coral, for those of you who are too young to remember, is the colorful organism that used to live in the oceans before we filled them with plastic bottles and fidget spinners. this is living coral. the color of the year. i'm trying to remember where i've seen that because it seems so -- oh, yes, that's right. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] on that guy, on his head. congratulations to living coral. tonight is the fifth night of hanukkah, the festival of lights. [ cheers and applause ] night five of eight. president trump hosted not one but two hanukkah parties at the white house today.

there were ivankas and yarmulkes as far as the eye could see. [ laughter ] between hanukkah and the russia investigation trump has been spinning line a dreidel all week -- >> dreidel dreidel dreidel! >> jimmy: what that is noise? what is that noise? >> dreidel! happy hanukkah, everyone! happy hanukkah to everyone! all of you! happy hanukkah! >> jimmy: no, please. all right, not again. not again. >> i'm the unicorn, the chanucorn, here to spread hanukkah cheer at this special time of year. >> jimmy: i just want to apologize, this is gary greenburg, one of our writers, he came up with this ridiculous character. for how many years have you been doing this? five years he's been pretending this is a real thing, the chanucorn -- >> it is a real thing, jimmy. every child knows the story of the chanucorn. >> jimmy: every child knows the story of the chanucorn? that is fake news, gary, that is

not true at all and you know it. >> why are you so grumpy? do you suffer from seasonal depression? >> jimmy: no, i do not suffer from seasonal depression. >> have you lost your sense of wonder? >> jimmy: no, i'm wondering what you're doing out here right now, in fact. >> great. i have a special treat for everybody. i have teamed up with the kids from the ianzering country day school for the first-ever live retelling of the story of the chanucorn. >> jimmy: we don't have time -- [ cheers and applause ] >> ladies and gentlemen, please welcome celebrity narrator mr. ben stein! >> jimmy: ben stein? oh, wow. all right. >>once upon a time on the lower east side of manhattan, in the year 2009, there lived a colony of unicorns. and all the unicorns looked exactly the same, except for one very special unicorn. ♪

>> isn't it fun to only have one horn? >> totally, one is the best amount. >> shalom, guys. horn five, horn five! >> eww, what are you? >> i am the chanucorn. i'm just like you, except i have more horns. can i join you in your unicorn games? >> no way! you loser! ♪ we have one where you have eight ♪ ♪ you are stupid we are great >> i actually have nine horns, you little shmugegghis. [ laughter ] oh, no, i guess i'm doomed to roam the earth until i find someone who loves me. >> the chanucorn roamed the earth for years and years until his bunions burned and his sciatica acted up. he thought he'd walk forever. but then on one dark and snowy christmas eve, everything changed.

>> help, help, help! >> what's the problem, delivery boy? >> i'm trying to deliver chinese food to the greenburg family. but the light on the bicycle's broken. >> oh, no! >> who orders chinese food on christmas eve? >> jews do! [ cheers and applause ] >> you don't need your like light because i will light the way for you. what's this? >> jimmy: what are you doing? [ applause ] come on. i don't know. i'm sorry to interrupt. i know you guys are having fun here. isn't this exactly the same as rudolph the red-nosed reindeer? >> well, there is some overlap. but in terms of intellectual

property law, this story is transformative enough to be protected. >> see, it's legal, now shush! okay, let's continue, continue. >> do you think you can help me deliver the food? >> yes! hop on! >> yay! >> the chanucorn and the chinese delivery boy trudged through the snow towards the greenburg house. >> i don't know, should we call another restaurant? >> morrie, it's christmas eve. nothing else is open. >> mom, dad, if the food doesn't get here soon, i'm going to plotz! >> ding dong! food's here! >> wow! >> thank you so much, you saved our lives. >> may i ask, who is this

majestic beast? >> i am the chanucorn, and i lit up the way with my candle horns. it was quite a schlep. [ laughter ] >> oh, no! you ordered eight egg rolls and there's only one packet of sweet and sour sauce! >> oy, vey, what are we going to do? >> don't worry, greenburgs. even though you only have one packet of sauce, i will make it last for eight egg rolls. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] watch the magic. >> there's so much sauce! it's a miracle! [ cheers and applause ] >> and that is the 100% true story of chanucorn saved

hanukkah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ chanucorn brings everybody cheer ♪ ♪ and he is ten times better than any stupid old reindeer ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, no celebration would be complete without the one, the only, dreidel dog! ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: well. atas amazingreally.] i have to say. i stand corrected. thank you. thank you, ben stein. thank you, chanucorn. thank you, kids. thanks to the dreidel dog, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] wow.

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>> jimmy: hello and welcome back. tonight, his faux-documentary on netflix is called, "american vandal." he's a big youtube star with a new show called, "real bros of simi valley." jimmy tatro is here.

[ cheers and applause ] we have new shows next week with will ferrell and john c. reilly, amy adams, pete holmes, rein livingston, jeffrey ross, nicole kidman, ellen degeneres, music from the smashing pumpkins, rita wilson, and kurt vile. it will be quite a week and i hope you'll be part of it. i really do. our first guest tonight is a grammy-winning music superstar with a big collection of holiday music. this deluxe edition of "you make it feel like christmas" has five more songs and frankincense too. please welcome, gwen stefani. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you.

>> jimmy: you look festive. >> thank you. it's christmas. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the last time you were here, as i recall, you were just about to -- you announced your residency in las vegas at planet hollywood. you were -- i guess it went well because you extended it. >> yes, it was amazing. it was incredible. i feel like it's my life on stage. and it feels very nostalgic. people are coming out and it's like their big night, leaving the kids behind. >> jimmy: right. >> this whole making memories together. it's hard, it's like there's no faking it, because i feel like the show is really intimate. like the audience is right there. you can't -- you're just like, okay, here we are, let's go, you know? it's really emotional. so -- >> jimmy: i feel you're among the rare performers who feel that way about performing in las vegas, because it seems to me many of them are, indeed, faking it when they're there. [ laughter ] >> i feel like you can't. i agree, it's not easy. i said it's hard, right? >> jimmy: it is hard. >> when i went to see jennifer she was like, this is awesome!

but like 120 shows in she's like, it's exhausting. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> she literally would skid across the whole stage on her knees. i was like what are you doing? you're going to ruin your legs. >> jimmy: i know you were concerned about your kids being in las vegas for extended periods of time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how did that go? >> i think we found everything you can do there. >> jimmy: good. >> we only have done 12 shows. for kids, anyway. it's hard. that part's hard. they'll be going up the elevator and seeing things they probably shouldn't see. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: keep the kids -- have them take the stairs. >> it's a lot of fun stuff. we spend a lot of time at the wave pool. >> jimmy: at the mandalay bay, yeah. >> there's a lot of stuff. >> jimmy: there's a lot of stuff. >> i feel every time we go there's so many treats. >> jimmy: it's a town -- you know, all you can eat buffets which we don't really get in regular life. and that's something that -- that's something. i grew up in las vegas. >> that's true. >> jimmy: i think of every

restaurant as an all you can eat buffet. i figure out before i go in, how much money do i have? then i order up to that. [ laughter ] >> it is so -- it's very -- there's a lot. it's a lot of a lot. i feel really blessed to be there. i don't think i could have done it any time before now. like now is the time. >> jimmy: now is the time. did the kids come to the show with you? >> they do, and really zuma, my middle boy, is really into it. he works the show. he takes me on and off stage, puts me on the elevator, walks with his little light. >> jimmy: he does? >> i think he really wants to come out the end. he thinks he needs to come out and do the bow at the end. he does every night. nobody else that's working backstage comes out front at the end but he does. >> jimmy: you have to be careful, though. technically he's probably in the union. if you don't give him an allowance, he could have your legs broken or something like that. >> that is true, probably. >> jimmy: be wary around zuma. do the kids gamble? [ laughter ] >> no, no. none of us do. i mean, i feel like for me it's

just -- it's just really about getting out there. i don't know, reliving all the memories. it's just -- it's very nostalgic so far. i've only done 12 shows. i have 6,000 more to go. >> jimmy: this is a question that i've asked a couple of people as it pertained to broadway shows. how many -- like you've done 12 shows. how many shows do you expect blake, blake shelton, your man friend -- >> my man friend. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. how many shows, like is it like -- does he come to every show? some shows? >> he's come to like a handful so far. he sat in the audience for one show. >> jimmy: okay. >> i feel like that's probably the last time he'll do that. >> jimmy: i see. >> there's like so many videos of him sitting in the audience, too. really funny things happen so far. like i remember post malone came to one of the shows and i was really excited about that. he's super cool. and the kids were really excited about it.

he has all the tattoos and he looks really rough. you're aware of people in the audience. so i'm like performing but i see someone to the side and it's him. he's like standing up out of his seat. i'm thinking he's getting in a fight or something. i look over and it's zuma actually introducing himself during the concert to post malone. i'm like, oh my gosh, this is so distracting. i'm trying to do both at the same time. blake's out there. he found like a private place up in the balcony that he can like watch from. but he's come to probably five shows so far. >> jimmy: i'll ask about an instagram story you posted on thanksgiving. blake cooks a little bit, right? >> yeah, yes. >> jimmy: roll that video here. because here blake is preparing a hot cheeto turkey. which looks radioactive. >> i know. it's amazing, right? >> what is wrong with you? >> jimmy: what is wrong? why did he make cheetos turkey? >> zuma's really into looking up anything like cooking on

youtube, baking, cakes, cupcakes, all that stuff. he saw it and was like, we're doing this blake. they'd been talking about it for a month. >> jimmy: how was the hot cheeto turkey? >> it was good. i don't really eat meat but i tasted it. it was basically like -- it had like -- it was really moist because it was in that little cooker thing. >> jimmy: crock pot or whatever. >> yeah. then it didn't have as much flavor, because it looked like it was going to be super flavorful. but it was kind of not. then it had the super, super strong hot cheetos afterbite. super spicy. >> jimmy: i can't think of anything more american than a turkey that tastes like cheetos. [ laughter ] >> it didn't taste like cheetos. it just tasted really spicy. >> jimmy: i see. >> it was a flaming hot cheetos, it wasn't just the regular puffs. blake's addicted to the puffs.

>> jimmy: is he really in the puffy cheetos? >> i tried to get him off those. >> jimmy: when you say addicted -- >> i'm saying like wake up in the morning. >> no. with milk? [ laughter ] >> somebody sent him a cheetos christmas tree the day before yesterday to our house. i was like, what? it was this big. made out of cheetos. >> jimmy: is it still there? he's snacking on it at home? >> i think he brought it with him back to oklahoma because it's not there. >> jimmy: what do you get blake for christmas? do you exchange gifts? >> it's so hard. he has everything. i feel like we both were sitting there going, promise me you're not going to get me anything, let's not get gifts this time. >> jimmy: does one person violate that? >> like -- okay. this is what happens. the other day i was ordering a bunch of stuff on black friday. like the sales. and he helped me. because he's my best friend. i'm like, do you like this jacket? no, it's too expensive, i'm not going to get it. but then i got it. >> jimmy: right. >> i was like, i'm going to get it. if i don't like it, i'll return it. >> jimmy: right. >> then he saw it. then like snuck-bought it.

you know what i mean? behind my back. then when it came and i had it he was like, i got you that! that was your christmas present! now i have two of them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see. >> so that happened. then yesterday i was -- i finally was like, i know what we need to get, he needs one of those blowers, like the air blowers that you blow the leaves. >> jimmy: leaf blower. >> that is what i'm going to get him. i was so excited. went to home depot website, sending the actual link to my assistant to say, which one's the best one? read the reviews. then i sent it to this like group thing text with all of our friends on accident. he wrote back saying, yeah, that's the perfect gift. >> jimmy: blake was on there? >> yeah, he was on there. >> jimmy: you blew it with the leaf blower. >> i blew it with the leaf blower. [ cheers and applause ] that's true. he confessed that he had actually bought one like a week ago already. so it's just -- it's useless. >> jimmy: i have an idea for a gift for blake. i'm going to tell you secretly during the commercial break. because i know it's 100% great. >> okay. >> jimmy: he's going to love it.

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>> jimmy: we're back with the wonderful gwen stefani. this is gwen's album, "you make it feel like christmas." you've got a lot of christmas songs here. what's it like to write a christmas song? a lot of these are covers but some of them are original songs. >> that's the reason i did it. i want to try to go for the big christmas song that lives on after i die. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i always thought that would be great. and i just -- i think i had an epiphany as a songwriter to think, who wrote those songs? someone had to write that, you know what i mean? the backdrop of our lives, we take it for granted, but that is a human being that came up with

that melody and that lyric. >> jimmy: we've forgotten them, yeah. >> well, i mean, no, seriously if you think about it, right? who are those people? so i wanted to try to do that. >> jimmy: to be one of those people nobody remembers? [ laughter ] >> no. the music. the music is so special. it brings all those memories. >> jimmy: what's the best christmas song? >> that i've written? >> jimmy: just ever. >> that i've written? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: blake says he listens to christmas music every day, which i find hard to believe. >> he goes big. i feel we both were -- one of those things, we first start hanging out, you like christmas? i like christmas! you know what i mean? like, really? then you realize we actually both really do like christmas music. >> jimmy: what's number one on the christmas music list? >> for me i grew up listening to emmy lou harris "light of the stable" which is this beautiful record my parents used to play all the time. for him, it's just all the same classics, you know. >> jimmy: what is the worst christmas song of all-time? >> oh. i would never. i don't want to make someone feel bad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how bad are you going

to make the guy who wrote "grandma got run over by a reindeer" feel? [ laughter ] >> i don't know the name of who wrote that. >> jimmy: exactly, we don't know the name of the great ones. >> you make it sound like -- it's really fun to write a christmas song. >> jimmy: it seems like such a challenge. first of all, you're in california. like what time of the year did you write it? >> on this next round, because i did the record and i did like six songs. then i was like, okay, i'm going to add to the record. i get to do two new songs. i really wanted to do a kid's christmas song. there's spiritual christmas songs, love songs. i wanted it to be a christmas song, a kid's theme. and i was thinking the elves are really underrated. >> yes. the elves don't get much credit. >> what christmas song do you know that talks about elves? >> jimmy: yeah, no, boy. >> see? this is going to be huge. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: which one is the song about the elves? >> it's called "cheers for the elves." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is it a drinking song? >> you can totally drink to it.

>> jimmy: the elves good and drunk on christmas. full of noq and whatnot. >> sounds kind of like a frat girl meets christmas. >> jimmy: then there are certain sounds that are appropriate for christmas and certain sounds that are not. do you have bells in that song? >> the whole album is really -- sounds christmassy because it's old fashioned. >> jimmy: isn't it funny that there is a thing that's christmassy? >> i feel if it's strings and it sounds old fashioned, it sounds christmassy. know what i mean? the way we recorded the record was like real musicians in a room, playing together, did a whole string arrangement, horns, stuff like that. so it really has that classical kind of phil spector vibe. >> jimmy: what songs are you going to do this evening for us? >> i'm going to do feliz navidad. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a great one. that's one of my favorites. >> so i was thinking when i repracticed the record like how can i, you know, add to it? i thought that would be a little

spicy. >> jimmy: do you speak spanish? >> i do not. >> jimmy: you do not, perfect, then. >> i actually had to learn exactly how to sing it, you know, right. but man la ferte is from chile and she's singing with me. it's crazy because i didn't know who she was. and i was asking the label, who could i get to be on this with me? they told me about her. and when i looked up her videos, she looks like a homegirl from orange county. she has the tattoos, she looks like someone i grew up with, you know. but she's all the way from chile. >> jimmy: all right. well, that will be fun. we're going to hear a little bit of christmas music a little later on. this is it. the deluxe edition of "you make it feel like christmas" is available now. gwen stefani, everybody! we'll be right back. (robot) inferior phone detected! (photographer) ugh. this screen! (sprintern) you know, sprint has the awesome new iphone xr. (photographer) oooh. let's take a picture!

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. still to come, music from gwen stefani. our next guest is a youtube sensation and a wrongly accused penis painter from the netflix true-crime satire, "american vandal." you can watch new episodes of his web series, "the real bros of simi valley" on facebook

watch. please say hello to jimmy tatro. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm good. i'm told your parents are here with you, huh? >> they are. they're right there. >> jimmy: did you want them to come or did they just come? >> they were actually a little worried they'd be killing my swag but i said, don't worry about that, i want you guys to be here. >> jimmy: that's very nice. you didn't kill his swag. what does that mean, killing your swag? >> she's like, do you want me to come in the car with you? i feel like -- i don't know. >> jimmy: did they come in the car? >> are you worried about killing my swag, mom? that is what i was worried about, yeah. >> jimmy: parents, if you kill swag, that's what you're supposed to do, it doesn't matter. you started out -- you kind of made yourself into a phenomenon on youtube, right? you started with these videos that you make. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in college? >> i did, yeah, i started making videos in college. it was a good way to make money. i was just, like, broke. >> jimmy: how is is that a good way to make money? how did you make money on that?

>> i found out -- i heard a number someone was making on youtube. >> jimmy: right. you hear these numbers. it seems hard to believe. >> yeah. and they're real. which is kind of crazy. you know, i heard that. i was just kind of like, this is something i can do. it was better than -- i think my other job ideas at the time were like, selling my white blood cells. that was a real -- we looked into it. you can sell your white blood cells. >> jimmy: you were determined to not really have to work. >> never wanted to have a real job. >> jimmy: right, exactly. some people might go and deliver pizzas or work at starbucks or something. you were selling your blood. you decide to make -- >> put it like that, those things sound a little easier. >> jimmy: yes, i'll talk to your parents about it after the show. [ laughter ] you start making these videos. >> yeah. >> jimmy: then do they -- i know one of your videos is 50 million views. does it one day take off? >> no, it was a slow burn. one of them early on kind of

went viral. had like 100,000 views, which at the time was huge. >> jimmy: were you super excited when you saw that somebody -- >> oh my god, i was so excited. i found out that if you clicked your own ads you could make more money. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how much do you make -- >> i figured out the system, i got it beat. >> jimmy: how much do you make for clicking on and sitting through one of your ads? a penny? 50 cents is worth it. >> i would go through all my friends' computers and watch all my videos and click all my own ads. i got the system beat. i'm not doing it from my own computer. >> jimmy: your friends would allow you to get on their computers and do that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you got to be careful, there are some people, i've heard, that will go through photographs on people's computers. [ laughter and applause ] i won't mention any names. it's an inside joke with the audience. don't trust your i.t. guy is all i'm saying. but anyway.

[ laughter ] you would go on -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: does that work? that seems like the worst plan ever. >> to circle back on that, it's not a good idea. >> jimmy: it is not. why? >> well, i had i -- i thought i had the system. i made 75 bucks one day, i got it figured out, good. woke up in the morning, your google ad sense account has been shut down, and that was it. >> jimmy: they knew you were doing it? >> yeah, they were on to me. >> jimmy: interesting. wow. they really do know more than they should know. >> it was quick, really quick. >> jimmy: i saw you on "american vandal," which is very funny. [ cheers and applause ] i'm sure you know this. it's a parody of those like "making of a murderer" and that kind of thing and you're drawing penises at school and they want to find out who it is. i know people that thought that was real. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: smart people too. not just dummies. i know people -- i don't want to mention any names. but my friend dan thought that was real. [ laughter ] last name kellison.

do you find that? do people approach you in that way? >> yeah, a woman walked up to me, she was looking at me really weird. and i was just like -- i didn't know what to say. she kept wanting to say something. she was like, do you act? and i was like, that's a weird first question. yeah, i act. she was like, oh. you look just like this kid in this documentary i'm watching right now. i was like, oh, man, i hate to burst your bubble. >> jimmy: you burst her bubble? >> i burst her bubble. and she was so mad. she was like, are you kidding me? my husband is a documentarian and he's been telling me about this, oh my god, he's messing with me. [ laughter ] the full realization right in front of me. >> jimmy: did she ask you to sign a penis for her? anything like that? >> no, but that does happen. >> jimmy: that does happen too, wow. >> from time to time. >> jimmy: you might be the only person in in the world for whom that skill has some practical application. >> yeah. should i be flattered? >> jimmy: i think so, yeah.

flattered, hell yeah. [ laughter ] >> there was one time where -- sometimes people bring out head shots of your face and ask you to sign them. >> jimmy: right. >> they're like, can you sign some penises? i realize i've been drawing [ bleep ] all over my face. >> jimmy: right, yeah. yeah you have to think twice about that sort of thing. do people cast you in those types of roles? that you did on youtube? the frat boy? is that what people primarily want you for? >> yeah. you know, i got a lot of those -- i still get a lot of those. it was something i tried to move away from. it was hard to move away from. >> jimmy: right. >> i finally hit a point, okay, i've done enough frat stuff. that's it, i'm retiring the frat hat. and then i get a text from my buddy. hey, can i give your number to this guy? i'm like, okay. you know, he's a huge prankster on youtube, i knew him, give him my number.

i get a call from an unknown number. hello? hey, man, it's tyler perry. i'm like, okay. [ laughter ] and he's like, you know, so we're doing this movie "boo: madea halloween." i want you to play a frat boy. at the time i'm trying to move away from this. if i'm prank calling myself that's exactly what i would say. >> jimmy: this is tyler perry calling for you to play a frat boy. >> right, right. "boo: a madea halloween." i'm like, okay. and he's like, you sound kind of confused. i'm like, i just gave my number to a prankster, i'm not buying it. he skims past that. well, you know, tried to get in touch with your manager, your agent, couldn't really get in touch with them. yeah, okay. so what do you think, man? and i'm like, dude. like, i got to be honest with you, i'm not buying it. you know? i don't know if you got a voice box, i don't know if you hired a tyler perry impersonator, but i'm just not buying it, dude. hangs up.

get a facetime call. it's tyler perry sitting at his desk. [ laughter ] and he's like, you believe me now? [ laughter ] i'm so sorry, mr. perry. he's like, you know, i understand. so anyways, you down? and i was like, all right, i guess i'll do one more. >> jimmy: since you're you, yes, in that case i'll make an exception. >> i can make an exception, yeah. >> jimmy: well, congratulations. the show is called "the real bros of simi valley." it's available fridays at 12 on facebook watch. is that a natural watch? >> no. >> jimmy: it's not a watch? it's not like apple watch? >> no. >> jimmy: facebook watch, watch as in a verb? >> it's just the name of their platform. >> jimmy: you guys will figure it out. jimmy tatro, everybody. be right back with gwen stefani! >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-b

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