stiller. >> have a great night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ben stiller, from "roma," yalitza aparicio and the "jimmy kimmel live" clip of the year, and music from gryffin featuring elley duhe. and now, for good measure -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, welcome. i'm jimmy, i the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. we have so, so much to get to. we have not a moment to waste. thank you very much.

this is the time -- this is the time of year, late december, when all the end of the year lists come out. and "forbes" magazine, they're big on that sort of thing. they just released their annual list of the wealthiest celebrities of 2018. you know the richest celebrity in america? do you know, guillermo? >> guillermo: i don't know, maybe oprah? >> jimmy: very good guess. not correct, but america's wealthiest celebrity is george lucas. which what the hell did he ever do to make money? [ laughter ] george lucas is worth $5.4 billion. he made some serious jar jar-bank with those "star wars" movies. [ laughter ] steven spielberg is number two, worth only $3.7 billion, which is sad. oprah third, michael jordan fourth, and tied for fifth, kylie jenner. [ cheers ] a mixture of delight and outrage. kylie jenner has $900 million. kylie jenner is by far the most successful kardashian. she's not even a kardashian. [ laughter ]

donald trump did not make the list, which is great, just what he needs, something else to be angry about. [ laughter ] i get a lot of my christmas gifts from amazon. i'm a prime member. eat that, george lucas. [ cheers and applause ] in fact, i happen to love amazon. a lot of the people complain about amazon, i love it. there's no item too large or small for me not to buy on amazon. next time i buy a house, i will have amazon deliver that house to my house. [ laughter ] that said, i have a bone to pick with them. and that is their gift wrapping. i remember the first time i clicked the gift wrap box. i assumed the item would show up wrapped in paper with a nice little bow. instead i got something like this. [ laughter ] the dreaded amazon gift bag. now these bags are made of a substance previously unknown to humankind. it's like -- do you have any of those bags? like a combination of cardboard, velvet, wallpaper, and mosquito netting. [ laughter ]

amazon wraps gifts just like your dad did the first christmas after the divorce. [ laughter ] and they're weird. it's just a weird thing. is this something you would put under your tree? amazon should not be wrapping presents in the same packaging el chapo used to send the heads of his enemies to the local police. [ laughter ] amazon should just -- what they ought to do, just write on all the bags "i don't care that much." you know? [ laughter and applause ] it took me three seconds to send you this gift, took them two seconds to wrap it, eat it, too bad. anyway. whoever runs the gift bag department at amazon? you're doing a terrible job, okay? [ laughter ] this is an item you can't find on amazon yet. christmas is less than a week away now. we only have to move the elf on the shelf six more times. then back to that tupperware bin in the crawl space he goes. the elf on a shelf has had a pretty good run. this year there's a new sheriff in town, one who's been specially appointed to watch and report on your child's every move.

>> from the creators of elf on the shelf comes the toughest investigator of all. mueller on a cruller. this holiday season he knows you've been naughty because he subpoenaed your diary and made all your friends talk. he grilled your g.i. joe. he flipped your furby. >> i'm guilty! >> threatened barbie with the big house. mueller on a cruller knows about those magazines under your mattress. >> i want to see my lawyer! >> your lawyer has been sentenced to three years in time-out. >> everything i do is legal! >> mueller on a cruller. from the makers of elf on a shelf, trump on a stump, pence and kellyanne in a trash can. comey on a pony sold separately. sleep well, he's watching. >> available at walgreens. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, robert mueller isn't the only one hunting witch. the president is facing multiple investigations.

one of them involving his personal charity, the trump foundation. the new york attorney general claims the trump family repeatedly violated state and federal law and used the foundation as the president's, quote, personal checkbook. as part of their agreement now with the state, trump foundation has agreed to dissolve and sell off its remaining assets, including this. a six-foot-tall portrait trump paid for with money from his foundation. you can see it's beautiful. why doesn't he just use this for the border wall? [ laughter ] put this up, no one will try to come here anymore. [ cheers and applause ] it's like something you'd find in the lobby of the saddest '90s-themed restaurant ever, planet trumpywood. [ laughter ] trump is going all-in on this wall. he wrote, the democrats are saying loud and clear they do not want to build a concrete wall, but we are not building a concrete wall, we are building artistically designed steel slats so you can easily see through it, it will be beautiful, and at the same time give our country the security that our citizens deserve.

that's it. i didn't know the wall was going to be beautiful. [ laughter ] i mean, when chuck schumer and nancy pelosi hear it's going to have artistically designed slats? i'm sure they'll be like, well, why didn't you say that in the first place? [ laughter ] let's slat it up. [ cheers and applause ] we can do some work. we actually came up with a computer-generated representation of what this wall might look like with slats. [ laughter ] while it is quite beautiful, you can see undocumented criminals can still smuggle neighborly wisdom over the top pretty easily. a border made of slats that you can see through is called a fence, right? he's gone from gonna build a wall and mexico's going to pay for it, so, we're gonna build a burning man art installation and we're all going to pay for it together. have you heard about this controversy with the store forever 21? forever 21 felt compelled to release an apology because of this, this is from their catalog, a white model in a

black panther wakanda forever sweater. they didn't just use a white model. they used the whitest model in the world. [ laughter ] because everyone is outraged at all times, people flipped out about this online. a lot of people called it offensive. who is this offensive to? wakondans? [ laughter ] if so, i have a news flash, wakonda is not a real place. [ laughter ] basically what happened is, a white man wore a sweater with the name of an imaginary country on it, an imaginary country that was made up by a white man. by the way. is it possible to appropriate a culture that does not exist? but forever 21 released a statement, they said, we celebrate all superheroes with many different models of various ethnicities and apologize if the photo in question was offensive in any way. then they put up this new photo with no one in the sweater. [ laughter ] thanos snapped his fingers and made the white guy disappear. [ laughter ] put that back up.

what forever 21 should have to apologize for is selling a yellow, orange, and purple sweater. [ laughter ] you know how that happened? i bet none of the black models wanted to be photographed in that horrible sweater. you know what let the white guy wear it. [ laughter ] this is why we have donald trump, by the way. [ cheers and applause ] because people get worked up about this. 2018 is almost on the books. somehow this year was even more insane than last year. so many crazy things transpired over the last 12 months. we decided to have a bit of fun with that. we went on the street, we asked people about events that did not occur in 2018. we made all these up. did that stop anyone from claiming they knew about them? let's find out in tonight's year-end edition of "lie witness news." >> 2018 was a big year, a lot of headlines. we'd love to get your reaction to some of the news stories from the year. >> of course. >> this was the year that scientists brought back the long-extinct sabre tooth tiger.

was it so cute to see the little tiger in the d.c. zoo? >> i think it was the coolest thing ever. i live in north carolina now. i was able to go down and do all that kind of stuff. it was cool. >> you saw the sabre tooth tiger? >> i didn't personally see it but i went to the zoo, it was this big thing, it was the coolest thing ever. >> we said good-bye at age 102 to wolfgang amadeus mozart. are you sad he passed? is no longer with us? >> i am sad. i didn't listen to much of his music but he was such a big influence. >> president trump was impeached and removed from office. what went through your mind when you saw that footage of president trump being led into jail? >> it was surprising. a man like donald trump, a businessman from new york city, a president of the states, something like that could happen to him as well? no one's safe. >> who were you watching the news with when you saw that footage? >> a couple of friends. >> which friends? >> who i go to school with. >> this was a big year for nasa, a lot of big things in space. we have the first woman make it

all the way to the sun. were you excited a woman finally walked on the sun? >> yeah, super cool women get an opportunity and equal chance to do things. >> even if it's immolating on a giant gaseous star? >> yes, i guess we're getting more opportunities as women in general. totally. >> this year, president trump fired a nuclear warhead at north korea. do you think wiping north korea off the map was a good idea? >> um, yes. >> what went through your bind when you saw the footage of nuclear bombs fallology north korea and blowing it to smithereens? >> i was like, it's lit out here. >> who were you watching it with? >> my homies. >> are you excited the supreme court legalized marriage between men and iphones? >> it really doesn't bother me because i don't know how to use an iphone. you know. like i say, if i can get me a flip phone, you know, i'll do it, yeah. i don't need all this other -- if they want to get married, let them have at it. >> former president andrew jackson, beloved by trump, passed away this year.

would you like to give your condolences to andrew jackson's family? >> absolutely, yes. >> would you like to pour one out for andrew jackson? >> rest in peace, andrew jackson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: andrew, you will be missed. by all. all right, it's time now for one of our most cherished moments of the year. we have a team of four brave souls. we call them tv watchers because they spend all day every day watching tv and scouring the web specifically to find clips that might amuse you. these sad and unhealthy individuals are laser focused on their jobs. tonight they wait breathlessly in hopes one of the outtakes they found will be named clip of the year for 2018. [ cheers and applause ] and our nominees are -- mary j-walking. >> last august when it was found that neil and yvette hartley had been growing almost 90 cannabis plants, little did their neighbors know that in this

quiet corner, this pretty little corner in the kent countryside, at the cottage just over my shoulder is where they had been growing cannabis. >> the little fur maid. >> girl, look at her. she is shaving. oh my god, this lady. this lady is shaving in the pool. oh, i hope she don't shave her hoo-hah next. >> brake for drake. ♪ kiki do you love me >> baby babe ruth. >> hi, my name's alfred d'elia. they call me big al. i hit dingers. >> and snooze control.

[ knocking on car window ] >> oh [ bleep ]! i shouldn't have woke him up! >> jimmy: well done. [ cheers and applause ] so many great clips. so many to choose from. but only one can win. the clip of the year for 2018 is -- "brake for drake." [ cheers and applause ] that's right.

the drake song "in my feelings" inspired thousands of people to take themselves dancing outside their moving cars. but that one rose above them all. here to accept the award for clip of the year, all the way from boynton beach, florida, jalen norwood. come on out, jalen, and accept the award. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, yes! >> jimmy: congratulations. this is for you, my friend. wow. go ahead and make a speech. [ cheers and applause ] >> well, i would just like to thank jimmy, shug and drake for making all this possible. all the kids out there, nine times out of ten your parents are right. your job is never to let them know that. [ laughter ] one more thing, i want to thank my beautiful parents for absolutely nothing. yeah. you had nothing to do with this video, you were against this video from the start. i told you my stupidity would make me famous and it did. my dad's right there.

>> jimmy: that's right. congratulations, jalen. [ cheers and applause ] condolences to your father. well, should we call this an achievement? if so, congratulations on this achievement. ♪ there's your song, you want to do a dance? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ kiki do you love me >> jimmy: oh my goodness. oh my gosh. i am so sorry. i guess kiki didn't love him after all. thanks, jalen. thanks to all of our finalists. we have a great show for you tonight. music from griffin and elley duhe. from the movie "roma," yalitza aparicio and marina de tavira. and we'll be right back with ben stiller.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the program. tonight, from the highly-acclaimed new movie "roma," yalitza aparicio and marina de tavira are here. then the song is called "tie me down." griffin with elley duhe from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow, mike and adam from beastie boys will be here. jonathan van ness from queer eye will join us, and we'll have music from mitski. so join us then. [ cheers and applause ] you know our first guest from many, many great movies and a great tv show too. his latest is behind the camera with the story of one of the most compelling prison breaks of all time called "escape at dannemora." >> maybe we should go back in. >> [ bleep ], are you kidding me?

>> let's steal a [ bleep ] car. >> we got to go west into the mountains. they're not going to find us there. we lay low for a few weeks, let everything calm down, when we get to where we're living then we get a car and go wherever the [ bleep ] we want. we did it, bro. we're [ bleep ] free! >> jimmy: "escape at dannemora" airs sunday nights on showtime. please welcome ben stiller! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> very nice people. >> jimmy: boy. the show, i've been watching the show, it's fantastic.

>> thank you, man. >> jimmy: you've been nominated for a couple of golden globes, i believe? >> yes. >> jimmy: s.a.g. award? >> patricia for a s.a.g. award. >> jimmy: five critics' choice awards. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's about the awards, right? >> the reason we do it. >> jimmy: that's why we do this. >> yes. no, i never have been associated with anything, really, that's gotten nominated for anything, for a long time. >> jimmy: interesting, is that true? >> yeah, it's been a long time. i'm really happy for the people who worked on the show, who worked really hard on it. we're all really proud of it. >> jimmy: i remember the story when it was in the news. i remember thinking, this is a great story. you were smart enough to go, this is a great story, i should make something out of it. >> yes. it was compelling and fascinating these two guys could break out of a prison in 2015 in this day to day and age with all the technology in the world, saw their way out of their cells, seduce this woman who worked in the tailor shop of the prison where they sewed uniforms for prisoners. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and somehow convinced her to help them espe, then hopefully all go off to mexico together. >> jimmy: you somehow convinced the prison to let you shoot the show there. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: if i was in charge of the the prison, i don't know if i'd want a show about our biggest mistake, you know? >> yes. yes. [ laughter ] they were kind enough to let us film there. i think we got a little help from the governor. governor cuomo. >> jimmy: nice. >> we actually formed some really great relationships with the people who worked there. because i think by opening it up to us, we were able to tell the story in a more full way, a more realistic way, and really show all sides of what was going on there. it's a complicated ecosystem there. >> jimmy: right. well, sure, it's prison. yeah. very prison-like. >> which is not fun. you know. that's one of the lessons we learned. >> jimmy: everyone should check out a prison, right? i've been to a prison. and yeah, it makes you think twice about everything. >> have you performed at a prison? >> jimmy: well -- if you want to call it that, yeah. [ laughter ] i was there on show business, yes. >> good for you, yeah. >> jimmy: is there a protocol? y?e you cavity searched each

>> no, no. when we went to shoot at clinton, we had to get -- yeah, we had to go through a metal detector, we had to take i.d. pictures, you know. basically they trusted -- they didn't cavity search us, no. >> jimmy: imagine if they did lock hillary up and sent her to clinton that would be something, wouldn't it? [ laughter ] >> that would be kind of crazy. >> jimmy: sorry, anyway. i'm stupid. >> no, no, i hear you. but it was pretty wild. we got to shoot on the north yard of this prison which has been there about 150 years. it's just an incredible space. it's overlooking the adirondacks. >> jimmy: 150 years, wow. >> yeah. there are those courts the prisoners have, they can sign up for and hang out and have rec time outside. we actually found a shiv that was buried in one of the courts. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, one of our art directors found it. then he had to tell the c.o., the corrections officer, and the person who was in that court got in trouble. >> jimmy: wow. >> i don't know what happened to him. probably something not good. >> jimmy: he was probably stabbed, yeah, wow.

[ laughter ] that's crazy. the part -- i don't want to -- i guess we can't really give it away because it's a news story they escaped through a -- >> no, yeah, we're halfway into the series now. they cut their way out of the backs of their cells with hacksaw blades that tilly brought to them that she put in hamburger meat that she delivered through a guard. then they cut their way through the backs of the cells, went down the catwalk, found their way to the outer wall of the prison, found a steam pipe, they realized it had shut off for the summer and they could cut into it, go seven feet to the other side of the wall that the pipe went through, cut their way out, and go out a manhole cover. >> jimmy: i wonder why i find myself rooting for the murderers to get out of prison. [ laughter ] i'm just on their side. >> when you're watching a prison escape story, it's hard not to be rooting for the people who are trying to escape. we all think of, how do you do it? it's kind of fascinating how they did it. but they were definitely felons and they did bad things. >> jimmy: how old are your kids now? >> my daughter is 16 1/2, almost 17. my son is 13. >> jimmy: have they seen daddy's prison show? [ laughter ]

>> yeah, i took my daughter to the premiere of daddy's prison show. >> jimmy: you did, oh. [ laughter ] >> and i forgot -- i sort of put it out of my mind that the first scene -- there's illicit sex happening in the prison back room. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's pretty graphic. and i sat next to my 16 1/2-year-old daughter. my peripheral vision was not working at the time. [ laughter ] i just turned it off. >> jimmy: did she like it? >> um -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't mean it that way. was your son jealous that she got to go see this? >> she instagramed it. >> jimmy: that's good, yeah, if they instagram it, that's a positive sign. >> my son didn't go. but i did -- to sort of make up -- his english teacher asked me to speak to his english class. >> jimmy: about this? >> no, not about this. [ laughter ] i didn't actually know what it was about. he said, would you come and talk to the kids? sure, i'll be happy to.

he sent me an e-mail, his name's larry, great teacher. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. they call the teachers by their first names, it's a progressive school. >> jimmy: even if it's larry? [ laughter ] >> yeah. then he said, all right, here's the deal, you're going to show up at 8:00 a.m., be there about 3:00 p.m. there will be a lunch break. i just thought i was talking to my son's english class. no, you're talking to all seven sections of english class. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i got to get to prison! >> yeah. [ laughter ] then he said, what's your lesson plan? do you need any support? power point or anything? i'm like, lesson plan? i thought i was talking to the kids, answering questions. he asked for my bio. i want to give the kids your bio so they'll know who you are. [ laughter ] i was going through my bio, editing it. okay, it says you played vacuous male model derek zoolander. played sadistic fat camp fitness instructor. played the guy having a nervous breakdown. this is going to my seventh grade son's friends.

then my son is saying, he doesn't want me to pretend i know him, ignore him, he's incredibly embarrassed. >> jimmy: oh, great. that's terrific. >> really stressful. i ended up showing a clip of "night at the museum" where i have the scene with attila the hun. he wanted me to talk about the power of words. >> jimmy: that's smart. >> yeah. we're doing gibberish with each other. each class, i'd gauge how good an audience they were. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> if they liked it or not. >> jimmy: who was the best? >> it got better as the day went along. i realized i was judging these kids on whether or not they thought i was funny. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, sure. that's what you do. >> that was what it was all about. at the end of the day they wrote me thank you notes, which was really nice. >> jimmy: nice. >> they asked me a lot of questions too. >> jimmy: what did they want to know from you? >> they wanted to know if i knew other famous people. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. >> did i know drake? >> jimmy: drake, yes. that's all they care about, these kids. do you know drake? >> i have sat next to drake at a basketball game. >> jimmy: awesome. >> yeah. so i think that counts.

>> jimmy: you scored some points there. [ laughter ] ben stiller is here. the show is called "escape at dannemora." we'll be back after this. kevin, i hav♪ your caramel brulee lattes ready!

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♪ >> jimmy: oh, hey, we're on. ben stiller is here. so ben? >> yes. >> jimmy: it's kind of a great honor, you were good will ambassador to the united nations. is it to the united nations or for the united nations? >> no, it's for the united nations refugee agency. it's on behalf of refugees all over the world. there are 68 million displaced people all over the world. >> jimmy: 68 million? >> people who have been displaced from their homes due to war, persecution, violence. i felt it was a good thing to have a voice for these people. >> jimmy: it's a great thing. >> this will turn into statistics when you see it on the news and there's rhetoric of fear right now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i think it's important to know these people aren't barbarians at the gate, they're

just people trying to find a better life, a safe life for their families, and ultimately want to go home. >> jimmy: absolutely, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] or just make the best of what they can. >> speaking of good will, it's the holidays. by the way, it's great to see you. >> jimmy: it's great to see you, it's been quite a while. >> i wanted to get you a gift for the holidays. >> jimmy: oh. thank you. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] >> in the spirit of the holidays for you. >> jimmy: it's packaged so beautifully. did you bag this yourself? >> i did not, no. >> jimmy: let's see what we have. do you mind if i open it right now? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: what that is? a new york mets christmas sweater, i love this, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> great to hear. >> jimmy: huh did you know i wanted a new york mets sweater for christmas? >> i don't know, i guess i'm just good at gift giving. >> jimmy: as a matter of fact, i wanted a mets christmas sweater so badly, i actually ordered one for myself from amazon. >> hm. that's a weird coincidence.

>> jimmy: yeah, it is. >> now you've got two. >> jimmy: yeah, no, actually -- i don't have two. because the one i ordered from amazon? never showed up at my house. [ laughter ] >> that's -- that's weird. should probably -- i mean, it's amazon, so --? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> probably call them. >> jimmy: i did call them. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: they even sent me a photo, they delivered it. >> they did? >> jimmy: they said somebody must have stolen it from my front area, my driveway area. >> that's horrible. >> jimmy: i know. >> what kind of monster would do something like that? >> jimmy: i don't know, ben. do you think you could be that kind of a monster? deep down anywhere? >> you calling me a porch pirate? [ laughter ] i mean, how dare you call me a porch pirate. >> jimmy: i have a nest cam, ben. >> great, jimmy. i don't know what a nest cam is, but congratulations. >> jimmy: it's a camera that takes everything that happens right outside my front door. >> uh-huh, okay, well. it does?

>> jimmy: i happen to have a tape. >> yeah? okay. >> jimmy: i think you might be interested in seeing it. >> uh -- i don't -- [ laughter ] >> huh. i don't know. >> jimmy: look, there's a guy -- >> that's a weird-looking guy. >> jimmy: casing my house, stealing my package. >> i don't know what that is. that's weird. that's really weird. >> jimmy: that is weird. >> that wasn't me. that guy had a moustache. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that wasn't you? >> yeah, no, god no. >> jimmy: was this you? [ laughter ] >> i don't know -- >> jimmy: is that you? >> i don't know what that is. that's horrible. >> jimmy: driving away? >> oh my god. wow. >> jimmy: could this be you? knocking one of our most sacred and holy characters over? >> wow. >> jimmy: you took my sweater, you took my daughter's car, you ran over santa claus! >> you know what i did it for?

for you, because i wanted to make sure that you had the right present for the holidays, all right? you ungrateful greg. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you just call me an ungrateful greg? >> yeah, i did, yeah. >> jimmy: that really hurts. >> merry christmas. >> jimmy: i don't even know what it means. but i'm going to tell you something, it's really wounded me deep down inside. >> good for you. >> jimmy: well, i apologize. >> i'm sorry, i was just trying to do the right thing. >> jimmy: i understand. ben stiller, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] part six of "escape at dannemora" airs this sunday at 10:00 p.m. on showtime. we'll be back with yalitza aparicio and marina de tavira.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have music on the way. our next guests have flown here all the way from mexico, just to see guillermo. they're the stars of the critically-acclaimed and golden globe-nominated new movie from oscar-winning director alfonso cuaron, "roma" is in theaters and on netflix now. please welcome -- yalitza aparicio and marina de tavira.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's great to have you here. the movie is a beautiful film. it's fantastic. for those who don't know, there's an interesting story. and part of that story is yalitza, you do not speak any english at all, correct? guillermo, maybe you should translate. >> guillermo: okay, sure. >> jimmy: do you mind if guillermo sits in between us? [ cheers and applause ] marina, you speak perfect english, yes? >> not perfect but i defend myself. >> jimmy: you defend yourself well. you are an accomplished actor. you've been in movies, stage, television, all kinds of stuff. and this is kind of an interesting scenario. yalitza, you had never acted in anything before, correct?

[ speaking spanish ] >> guillermo: the only acting was lying to her mom and to the teachers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see. this was a secret project? you didn't know that you would be working with alfonso cuaron? >> no, i auditioned for three months not knowing who the director was going to be. i learned that at i think the seventh audition. they told me, this is a film that's going to be directed by alfonso cuaron. and i was like, what? i've been auditioning for a film being directed by alfonso? >> jimmy: he's a national hero. >> i know. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> my heart missed a beat. >> jimmy: yalitza, why did you even audition if you were not an actor? you were studying to be a teacher. what brought you to the audition? [ speaking spanish ]

>> guillermo: she didn't want to do it, but her sister made her do it because her sister was pregnant. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? that's why she made you do it? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: was your sister auditioning as well? [ speaking spanish ] >> guillermo: she was supposed to audition for the movie, her sister. but she was pregnant so her sister asked her to audition for her, to go first. >> jimmy: wow, your sister must be furious. [ laughter ] [ speaking spanish ] >> guillermo: she says her sister is very happy for her. now she's happy because now she can talk and she's in front of the camera. before, she was very quiet, she wouldn't talk all. >> jimmy: marina, did you know you would be working with

someone who had never acted before? >> no, i didn't know a thing. i didn't even know what the movie was about or anything. when alfonso invited us, we were together. he said that this was a very personal film for him and that he wanted us to be the main female characters. and if we had the time, he would be really happy to work with us. and then he said, ladies and gentlemen, i have cleo and sofia. and i started crying. and it was a very exciting moment. and i looked at cleo -- i mean, at yalitza, and she was like, i don't get it at all. >> jimmy: did you know who alfonso cuaron was? [ speaking spanish ] >> guillermo: she didn't know. she only knew she had a picture. when she saw him in person and she saw the picture, it was like, wow, he's different.

he's so skinny. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? did you know he made that movie where sandra bullock kills george clooney in space? you don't have to translate that one. [ laughter ] how about netflix? had you heard of netflix? [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: that you knew. [ laughter ] wow, this is an amazing story. and it's the story of alfonso's life. so obviously you reminded him of his mother. >> i guess so. >> jimmy: did you take that as a compliment? >> well, yeah, yeah, absolutely. >> jimmy: you did, yes. though his mother's a little shaky in the movie. >> she has a temper, she has lots of flaws, but that's the way we are. >> jimmy: that is right. now there's a lot of talk, well, the movie will get nominated for an oscar and that each of you will get nominated for an oscar as well. [ cheers and applause ] [ speaking spanish ]

>> jimmy: guillermo, i'm so impressed by you right now, i have to say. [ laughter ] i wish you weren't sitting in her lap. [ laughter ] congratulations to both of you. i think it will be such a great thing if you were at the academy. are you available to host the academy awards? [ laughter ] [ speaking spanish ] >> guillermo: yes in spanish, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] marina de tavira and yalitza aparicio! "roma" is in theaters and on netflix now. and we'll return with music from gryffin with elley duhe. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank ben stiller, yalitza aparicio and marina de tavira, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, here with the song "tie me down" with some help from elley duhe, gryffin! ♪

♪ hold me up tie me down because i never wanna leave your side ♪ ♪ swear to never let you down and it's been eating me alive ♪ ♪ you can take me home you can never let me go hold me up hold me up ♪ ♪ hold me up hold me up don't lie i know you've been thinking it ♪ ♪ and two times you let it slip from your lips you've got too much pride to make any promises ♪ ♪ thinking that we got time and you want to keep it in i want ♪ wdo o kes he pouring rain ♪ praying to god that i feel the same ♪ ♪ i'm right here baby so please hold me up ♪ ♪ tie me down because i never wanna leave your side ♪ ♪ swear to never let you down and it's been eating me alive ♪

♪ you can take me home you can never let me go hold me up hold me up ♪ ♪ and tie me tie me down down down and tie me tie me down down ♪ ♪ and tie me tie me down down and tie me tie me down down ♪ ♪ nine lives until you fall at my feet don't hide you're wasting your energy ♪ ♪ you're not shy so baby it's useless so don't try because you'll end up losing it ♪ ♪ i want you out in the pouring rain i want you down on your knees ♪ ♪ praying to god that i'll feel the same i'm right here baby so please ♪

♪ hold me up tie me down because i never wanna leave your side ♪ ♪ swear to never let you down and it's been eating me alive ♪ ♪ you can take me home you can never let me go hold me up hold me up ♪ ♪ and tie me tie me down down down and tie me tie me down down ♪ ♪ and tie me tie me down down and tie me tie me down down ♪ ♪ so wrap your arms around my chest and i'll put my hands around your neck ♪ ♪ because nobody wins this wain ♪ hold me up tie me down because i never wanna leave your side ♪

♪ swear to never let you down and it's been eating me alive ♪ ♪ you can take me home you can never let me go hold me up hold me up ♪ ♪ and tie me tie me down down down and tie me tie me down down ♪ ♪ and tie me tie me down down and tie me tie me down down ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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