that's our report. scattered showers in morning. drive safely. dan ashley. >> ama >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- golden globe-winner rami malek, from "the kids are alright", mary mccormack, and music from morgxn featuring walk the moon, and now, for the time being, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's very nice. welcome. hi there. [cheers and applause] a big night.

really, i appreciate that. tonight, as you may know, our president tonight, donald jitterbug trump addressed the nation from the oval office. this was his first oival office address. he had been using it for kardashian meet and greets. he got very serious, all the major networks covered it live for good reason. they interrupted prime time television to tell us about a completely made-up thing. his speech was weabout ten long, which according to stormy daniels was about eight minutes longer. why it needs to be on all the channels at once, i don't now. but much of the debate in this case centered around whether or not it is appropriate to give

the president a forum to lie to us on television. for real. what they did, and i thought this was interesting. each network decided they would run the speech, but with a disclaimer first. >> the following presidential arrest is address is a work of fiction. all personalities, events and locations and facts were pulled directly from the president's ass. >> he did not make mention of the caravan that was coming to get us three months ago, i don't know what happened to that, but i guess it disappeared when the election was done, but he does want us to believe there's a crisis at the border besides the one he created. he desperately wants us to be worried about the border. here's the mistake he's making on this. if you're donald trump, god forbid, if you're donald trump and you make a campaign promise to build a wall, and then you

didn't know you had to fulfill it and you get people panicked enough to waste $5 million on it. telling people we have bad hombres sneaking across the border. if you want a border crisis, make it a scary board crisis. don't say they're illegal immigrants, say it's an army of chupacabras, they have red eyes, sharp claws. if we don't stop them, they're going to eat our children. that's how you get people fired up. you want a wall, you want to build a wall, this is how you do it. >> over the years, thousands of americans have been brutally killed. >> by chupacabra. >> jimmy: if i hear that, i'll help build the wall myself. but i'm sorry i interrupted, mr. president, go on.

>> some have suggested a barrier is immoral. then why do wealthy politicians build walls, fences and get as around their homes? they don't build walls because they hate the people on the outside, but because they love the people on the inside. >> jimmy: oh, i see. it's the same reason we beat a pinata with a stick. it's not because we hate what's on the outside. we want candy. he almost seemed sedated, like somebody slipped a xanax in his mcflurry. he did his least favorite thing, which is reading. illegal border crossings are at their lowest level in many years, but there are still people sneaking across our border, and this is how they do it. you see here this video. you don't go over the barrier. you go under it. you tunnel under the border, and

that, you can see the pilates has really paid off. why they're -- [cheers and applause] i haven't seen that much crack on the subway since 1985. thank you. after the president's speech, chuck schumer and nancy pelosi gave the rebuttal for the democrats, and these two, i don't know how many years ryan and kelly have on their contract, but if nancy and chuck ever decide to team up and do a show, somebody needs to get gillman on the phone because they are terrific. >> i appreciate the opportunity to speak direct lib ly to the american people tonight about how we can end this shutdown. >> jimmy: they set them out in the hall, either a hall or the white house morgue. i don't know. the morning let out his

labradood labradoodle mike pence. he had to defend the claim that previous presidents said they should have bimts tuilt the wal they had the chance. all four living presidents deny ever saying that. he said what he actually meant was former presidents said they support border security. it's going to be weird when mike pence is president later this year, isn't it? it's going to be a weird thing, because i don't know how he's going to handle it. will he try to lick his own boots? of course there's no evidence to support trump's claim that previous presidents supported a border wall, because none of them supported a border wall. >> that's where you're wrong, jimmy! >> jimmy: oh, my goodness,goodnd it's the ghost of george washington, everybody. welcome. may i ask what are you doing

here? >> i was in the neighborhood. i like to go to buffalo wild wings and unscrew the caps on the hot sauce. >> jimmy: oh, that's you doing that? >> that's me. >> jimmy: now mr. president, since we have you here, are you telling us that previous presidents did support building a border wall? >> absolutely. many of them wanted a wall along our southern border. i certainly did. how else are we supposed to keep out those dirty criminals coming up from louisiana. >> jimmy: oh. well, you know, louisiana is now part of the united states. >> it >> jimmy: yeah. >> sweet ben franklin's syphilis. did we lose something to france? >> jimmy: no, thomas jefferson bought that whole area. >> thomas jefferson, that numb

nuts. he likes to say all men were created equal, but if you ask me, he was created pretty stupid. jimmy. >> jimmy: yes, mr. president. >> how can you tell if thomas jefferson has been to your house? >> jimmy: i don't know, how can you tell if thomas jefferson has been to your house? >> the drain's clogged and your slaves are pregnant. >> jimmy: i don't mean to be rude but can we get back to the border? >> i believe we need strong national border security. >> jimmy: so you would support a wall between us and mexico then? >> sure, but more importantly, i would want a wall between us and california. i've seen some of those wiley ethnics from san diego. it's only a matter of time before they figure out how to cross the rockies and steal our jobs. >> jimmy: but mr. president,

california is part of the united states too. in fact, we are in california right now. >> california? >> jimmy: yes. >> what in the hell is the matter with you people? i come back from the grave, and this whole country is drowning in beignets and burritos? >> jimmy: i'm sorry to disappoint you, mr. president, but that's how it is. >> that's all right. as long as we still own people to work our fields, everything should be fine. >> jimmy: you know, i'm going to let you go before you say anything more upsetting that might get you erased from the dollar bill, okay? >> god forbid that. >> jimmy: yes. >> if you need me, i'll be across the street, digging my wooden teeth into an order of sandy's tequila shrimp at the cantina. >> jimmy: okay. >> it comes with dirty rice. >> jimmy: adios.

>> adios. >> jimmy: he's gone. i got to tell you something. [cheers and applause] i don't know how martha puts up with him. today marks day 18 of the government shutdown. it's the second longest of all time. and president trump says he's going to keep the government shutdown for years if he has to until he gets this wall. as a result, around 800,000 government employees are in their third week of not getting paid. last week we made a small gesture. we decided we would employ one federal worker until the shutdown is over. last time we put a guy in there as a tambourine player. tonight our unpaid worker is mark municipos. come on in here. now mark, i see from your shirt, you are part of the u.s. border service fire department.

>> yes, sir. >> jimmy: which is a very important job. >> very important. >> jimmy: when wildfires were happening a few months ago, were you fighting those fires? >> yes. >> jimmy: now you're not getting paid. >> no. >> jimmy: that was a real emergency, not a made-up emergency. you have a bunch of kids, too. >> yes. >> jimmy: how many kids do you have? >> ten daughters. >> jimmy: oh, boy. this is over immediately, you're in a lot of trouble. when is the last time you got paid? >> last week. >> jimmy: and you have to keep working even though you're not getting paid? we're going to give you a job tonight. hold still for a second. i've got a little mustache here. i'm going to put that on you. all right. now, guillermo, you can take the rest of the night off. >> oh, yeah?

see you. [cheers and applause] >> bye-bye. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: and if anything happens, go have a drink like guillermo does. all right, that's mark. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: now he's not getting paid. it's really unbelievable. this is our second show of the new year, our second day back to work. and one of the annoying things about coming back to work is everybody asks you what you did over the break and you have to have the same conversation over and over again. they ask what you did, you ask what they did, and you waste a lot of time because you do it over and over. so we came up with solution. to save valuable work time, we decided to hold a press conference, a post-vacation press conference. >> yes. the shirt you're wearing, it looks new. was that a christmas gift? >> it was a christmas gift from the outlet. i'm only wearing it because the

person who bought it lives with me. >> you say this person who lives with you at the moment, is there a plan for that to change? >> no comment. next up? >> the person you live with, did you give them a gift? >> my unending patience and gratitude. >> did you get to spend any quality time in the loving embrace of your family? >> i spent time with my love was not part of the equation. >> what do you call being back at work? >> i call that time. they jockey for position. >> does your family hate you as much as you hate them? >> i think the feeling is mutual. >> since this is a season of love, what do you love to love most? >> myself? >> did you find yourself sneaking away from your family to hold your hand over an open kamd candle flame just to feel anything? >> like lethal weapon?

thank you. >> lhow do you respond to cute animals and a newborn baby? >> undying indifference. >> have you thought of enlisting the help of a therapist? >> i don't believe in therapy. i think we're pretty much all doomed and i'll just be hanging on to furniture on the titanic. >> so you enjoy the holiday season? >> i enjoy the time off and the time i'm asleep. thanks very much. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: we have a great show for you tonight. we have music from morgxn featuring walk the moon. mary mccormack is here. and we'll be right back with rami malek. abc's jimmy kimmel live brought to you by sprint. brought to you by sprint. ? don't they know they can get the 3rd, 4th and 5th lines free with sprint? (paul) yeah that means sprint's unlimited plan

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♪ >> jimmy: wow, we've got extra security tonight. also tonight, from the new show "the kids are alright" -- which you may have seen earlier tonight on abc -- mary mccormack is here. then, his song is called "home", morgxn with walk the moon from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night, golden globe-winner mahershala ali will be here. maura tierney will join us. and we'll have music from jeff tweedy. and on thursday, claire foy, michael irvin and music from disturbed. so please. >> jimmy: >> jimmy: us for that. >> jimmy: on sunday night, our first guest won a golden globe for best actor, to keep the emmy he won for best actor company on the shelf. he plays freddie mercury in "bohemian rhapsody." it's in theaters now, and on itunes starting later this month.

please say hello to rami malek. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how's everything? >> pretty great. >> jimmy: well, congratulations on the golden globe. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i was excited. may i ask, since that was, what, sunday night, and here we are on tuesday, what's been going on since then? were you out all night? did you have a party? >> well, yes, most definitely. first of all, how was your break? >> jimmy: you don't get that. you don't have to deal with that. what are you working on now? >> just an incredible, we had a

great party. the band, the whole crew, that ensemble of actors has become so exciting. >> jimmy: i noticed that. you have been hanging around with the guys in queen as if you were actually in queen. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: you know you work in queen, right? you're too young to have been in queen. >> they still play. >> jimmy: you were sitting with them at the golden globes. >> i was sitting with them. >> jimmy: was that fun for them? >> i don't know if it was. you know, it wasn't necessarily their scene. i think they wanted to enjoy it. it was an exceptional night for everybody. >> jimmy: right. >> they're used to being rock stars and doing rock star things, and at that was a very hollywood industry night. i had a blast. they had a great time. but i think it takes some getting used to. >> jimmy: i think so. because they're rock royalty,

quite literally with their name. and there they are sitting in the middle of all these actors. >> yeah, but everyone was coming up to them. it was crazy to watch so many big names fan out that they are there. >> jimmy: you know, there was one big name, and i'm sure you know about this. maybe you don't know about this. but i want to show a video from, not only did you win best actor, you guys won big picture. then there was a moment on stage, where, let's take a look at this. there there's rami. and there's nicole kidman who you kind of, anyway -- [cheers and applause] >> i had not seen that. >> jimmy: let's take a look at that again in slow motion. oh, no. no. never mind. what happened there? >> i've known her for many

years. >> jimmy: you have? >> just as it may seem from that video. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i thought i could easily go up and say hi. >> jimmy: it turned out not to be the case. >> very awkward. i have a feeling this is probably haunting. >> jimmy: yeah, this is going to be around for a while. >> that's all right. i got love from keith that night, her husband. >> jimmy: keith urban. >> yes, massive queen fan. >> jimmy: you never know t could be keith richards. you've been hanging around england a lot. >> yes. >> jimmy: with other rock stars, as if you are freddie mercury. which, again, even though you played him beautifully, you are not freddie mercury. >> i am not freddie mercury. there's only one freddie mercury. >> jimmy: but do you file lieel you've been welcomed into that world? >> yes, in some way, yes.

i went to see paul mccartney. >> jimmy: from the beatles? >> no. >> jimmy: oh, a different one? >> from the beatles. and one of the beatles was sitting next to me, which was wild. >> jimmy: which one? let me do the math. i'm going with ringo, was it that? >> it was. >> jimmy: thank god. it would be terrible if it was somebody else. so ringo was sitting next to you? >> yes, ringo was sitting next to me, and monty wood from the rolling stones. it was amazing. toward the end of the concert they left because they wanted to escape thousands of fans going after them. they played the last song, went offstage and came on for an encore, and he brought ronnie wood on with him and ringo star. >> jimmy: that's good. >> and sitting with roger daltrey. then we went, i got taken

backstage as if i was freddie mercury. >> jimmy: right. [ applause ] >> and then paul goes, i'm going to do my best beatles pose. you do your best freddie mercury pose, and let's take a photo. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> and my fist just went straight up into the air. >> jimmy: really? >> someone took a photo. and wherever this photo is, please. >> jimmy: oh, you don't have it? >> we're not going to show it. i know this happened. >> jimmy: who took, was it a photographer? >> yes, a professional photographer. >> jimmy: and no one thought you might want a picture with paul mccartney? >> yes. >> jimmy: what was your best freddie mercury pose? >> it was this. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: since again, we don't have the photograph, what was paul's best beatle pose? >> i don't know. i think, i most certainly, he

was doing something with a guitar. >> jimmy: have all the rock stars, especially those classic rock stars seen this movie? have you had a lot of that? >> madonna saw it. >> jimmy: madonna, wow. >> i'm just name-dropping on your show. >> jimmy: i think it's a great thing. >> teit's wild. >> jimmy: and they're too cool to say they've met mick jagger or madonna. but 12 years ago, you weren't -- >> you were nobody. >> jimmy: you were on mr. robot. and now all of a sudden you're in queen. >> you know, it's crazy. the crazy thing is that the producers saw me on "mr. robot" of all things. >> jimmy: and thought of you for this movie. >> i know. >> jimmy: because the characters are the complete opposite.

>> can you imagine elliot getting on stage and trying to talk. >> jimmy: that would be great. let's pretend we didn't have this conversation. elliot and the hood. >> it's funny, i went from playing a character with one costume. i mean, i don't change from that hoodie into the most outrageous, audacious. >> jimmy: it all evens out. it's the lessons. if you haven't seen it "bohemian rhapsody." >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the all- new chevy silverado. the strongest, most advanced silverado ever. silverado ever. i'm a little bit of memphis and nashville. with a little bit of motown in my soul. i don't know if it's good or bad. but i know i love it so. with a little bit of country. and a little bit of rock 'n' roll.

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for which he won a golden globe. is it something you can share publicly or something we cannot say. >> we'll talk about it. >> jimmy: i hear you have a friend who named his kid after freddie mercury. >> yes, one of my best friends in the world, his name is blake bentam. before any of this started he named his child freddie mercury bentam. and a few years later, i go, guess what? i got something to tell you. and i told him the news. it's crazy when your childhood friend and you can share stories like this. >> jimmy: your childhood friend is crazy to start, naming his child freddie mercury. >> no doubt. he is a little crazy. >> jimmy: what does he do for a living? >> he has his own production company. >> jimmy: so he is in the business. >> yes, he's worked his way up.

he used to cut trailers. he's going to kill me. he used to cut farm >> jimmy: he cut porn trailers. >> yes. >> jimmy: i didn't know they made trailers for porn. >> yeah. >> jimmy: anyway, "mr. robot." >> yes. >> jimmy: are you going to go do the final season? or are you too big a star for that. you have one final season. >> yes, sam, the producer was there at loews. >> jimmy: he does homecoming. >> he does only coming. i'll be really sad to walk away. >> jimmy: do you know the whole deal? >> i do. >> jimmy: are you happy with the ending that sam has come up

with? >> yeah, the guy's a genius. >> jimmy: he's a genius. >> he had to do a, hello? are you still on the phone? >> jimmy: you hadn't read the script. you just got the shorthand. >> yeah, i got the short hand. he always does that to me, the entire season is in one phone call, which i'm surprised can he do. >> jimmy: that's a lot to remember, isn't? >> if anybody can do it, it's him. >> jimmy: i read something that said you are going to be the villain in the next james bond movie, true or false? >> wow. if i told you that, i'd have to tell you so many other things and the fourth season of "mr. robot." i have no idea. is that online? >> jimmy: yeah, that's online, on the internet. >> yeah, who knows about that. . [ applause ] >> jimmy: i always thought you were a great actor until just

now. >> just now. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. well, i hope we see you at the oscars. i suspect we will see you at the oscars. the movie is terrific. you did a phenomenal job, and congratulations. the movie's called "bohemian rhapsody." theaters now, and starting on january 22nd you can watch it on itunes. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ ♪ you guys hungry? ♪ ♪ ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the show. still more to come, how's everything going over there? >> guillermo, i thought you were going to go home? what was the plan? >> i was going to go home, but they said on p.a. in my dressing room, jimmy wants you back. i was already drinking. >> jimmy: oh, you were? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how is that different from any other night? >> i was drinking in my dressing

room. i usually drink in the greenroom. >> jimmy: our next guest is a tony-nominee with a new comedy about a mother of eight. "the kids are alright" airs tuesdays nights here on abc. please welcome mary mccormack. ♪ >> jimmy: great to have you here. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: are you back to work? >> i am back to work. i cleaned up. i got lots of good gifts. >> jimmy: you did? >> i got a dyson v-10. >> jimmy: you got a vacuum cleaner? >> it is a game changer. >> jimmy: i have the dyson thing in my home that you put your hands in to dry them. >> i don't like that. >> jimmy: why? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: my wife doesn't like it either, and she bought it.

it is very sanitary. you have to hold your hands perfectly still. >> again, that's not great. i got a power washer. >> jimmy: oh, this's good. >> yeah, my husband knows me well. >> jimmy: oh, that's what you got from your husband. >> for my christmas. >> jimmy: now i have a power washer. >> i love my power washer. >> jimmy: it is one of my favorite things in the world. what did you use it for? >> i used it to get the paint off the sidewalk. how many psis do you have in. >> jimmy: all of them. they say don't use it with the shoe t shoes off because you can cut off a toe with. but guess what, shoes off. that's how i live. >> it's terrific. >> jimmy: the problem is they're so good that once you clean things, there's nothing left to clean. >> i just got mine, it's a week

old. >> jimmy: i did my whole brick staircase. i swear to god because they look so clean and beautiful. i was tempted to go next door to my neighbor's house to ask if i could do their house. >> someone backstage was like you can come to my house. i was like, don't dare me. >> jimmy: it will take the paint right off your car. >> i am very into it. >> jimmy: five on-board nozzles. >> yeah. i love it. i love it. >> jimmy: you like practical gifts? >> i love a practical gift. when we first got together, he was so sweet. you know, let me get you a beautiful watch. ah, what a waste of money. it wouldn't mean anything to me. finally, we were walking, and i was like, maybe if i got an antique rolodex. >> jimmy: a rolodex. >> and he was like, skip it. so now we're into power washing.

>> jimmy: a rolodex isn't a watch. it's a thing that holds phone numbers. >> i know. that's how bad i am with luxury gifts. >> jimmy: you walk around with people's names on your wrist? >> we put it in a rolodex box. >> jimmy: i think you made a mistake. >> no, i didn't. i did make a mistake, but way back. >> jimmy: how many children, you told me you have a lot of kids and family members. >> i'm from an enormous irish family. all my aunts have ten kids, 11 kids. i only have three daughters. when my aunts look at me or my whole family look at me, they're like. three seems like a lot to me. >> jimmy: three is plenty. >> some too many. >> jimmy: which one's giving you trouble? >> the middle one. she tells me about after parties

all the time. >> jimmy: how old is she? >> 10. she is a piece of work. >> jimmy: talking about after parties already. >> i know. >> jimmy: on the show, you've got -- >> eight. >> jimmy: eight. >> eight sons, and i play a traditional irish catholic mom in the early '70s with a three-bedroom, one bathroom house. she irons tinfoil. it's like it's small, go out and play, we can't afford asthma. >> jimmy: that's how it was. >> no, you couldn't have asthma. what kind of luxury is that? that's like owning a rolodex. >> jimmy: so you do see parallels to your own. >> i grew up walking. i sound like every old person ever. i walked over railroad tracks to school, in all kinds of weather. i baby sat for $1 an hour, at

age 8, 9. by 10 i was babysitting a kid in a pool with severe disabilities. >> jimmy: in a pool? >> there's millions of things wrong with that. >> jimmy: we didn't have car seats, seat belts. >> your mom did this, remember? >> jimmy: yeah, my mom would do that. >> oh, wow, i'd rather have the accident. that hurts. >> jimmy: she would give you the straight-arm. >> it's all seat belts, tutors, playdates, child labor laws. they're look wussies. >> jimmy: are those teachers on set really teaching the children anything? >> i don't know, who knows what they're up to. i got my own problems. >> jimmy: what's it like working with eight boys? >> yeah, it's great. they're all so sweet. i'm sure one of them will turn out to be. >> jimmy: yeah, odds are. >> i hope we stay on for a lot

of years. if we do, there's going to be some puberty. i wouldn't want my puberty televised. >> jimmy: no kidding. >> and there's more smells. >> jimmy: is this a smelly group of boys? >> no, they're sweet and young and, you know, boys. boys are, my sister has three sons and i went to see her. it was before i had kids. i was doing the laundry, and she found me, and she's like stop, stop, don't touch the laundry. and i was like why? i'm trying to help. and she said you won't love them. i've taught them thousahow to d laundry. >> jimmy: so boys are messier than girls. >> yes. >> jimmy: congratulations on the show. it's called "the kids are alright" airs tuesdays at 8:30 here on abc. and we'll return with music from

morgxn featuring walk the moon. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank rami malek and mary mccormack, thanks to mark munoz. i hope this shutdown is over with soon. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, his song is called "home." with some help from walk the moon -- morgxn! [cheers and ♪ ♪ ahh ah ah aha ahh ah ah ah ♪ ♪ ahh ah ah aha ahh ah ah ah ♪ ♪ you had a bed made and all these precious memories ♪

♪ you had to run away you're looking for that bigger stage ♪ ♪ for all those all those blinding lights ♪ there's something something i won't find ♪ i'm going back home to the place where i belong there's nothing like it nothing like it ♪ ♪ take me back home where the blood runs through my soul ♪ ♪ i can't describe it there's nothing like it ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, nicolas from walk the moon. ♪ ahh ah ah aha ahh ah ah ah ♪ ♪ ahh ah ah aha ahh ah ah ah ♪ ♪ you've done that vagabond you swam across the devils pond ♪ ♪ let the comfort of your family

to live out all your fantasies ♪ ♪ but for all those all those stars that shine there's a different different kind of light ♪ ♪ i'm going back home to the place where i belong there's nothing like it no nothing like it ♪ ♪ take me back home where the blood runs through my soul ♪ ♪ i can't describe it there's nothing like it ♪ ♪ ahh ah ah aha ahh ah ah ah ♪ ♪ ahh ah ah aha ahh ah ah ah ♪ ♪ i'm going back home to the place where i belong there's nothing like it nothing like it ♪ ♪ take me back home where the blood runs through my soul ♪ ♪ i can't describe it

there's nothing like it ♪ ♪ take me back home to the place where i belong there's nothing like it no nothing like it ♪ ♪ take me back home where the blood runs through my soul ♪ ♪ i can't describe it there's nothing like it ♪ ♪ take me back home to the place where i belong there's nothing like it no nothing like it ♪ ♪ take me back home where the blood runs through my soul ♪ ♪ i can't describe it there's nothing like it ♪ ♪ ahh ah ah aha ahh ah ah ah ♪ ♪ ahh ah ah aha ahh ah ah ah ♪ [cheers and applause]

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