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[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: news is breaking all around us. we have so, so much to get to, starting with today's episode of law and order, trump vu. he flew to mcallen, texas to make his presence known at the border. he was joined by mcmulvaney, kirstjen nielsen and the puppet he brought to life. jared kushner, his son-in-law he's threatening to call national emergency. his critics say that is a a a manufactured crisis. he says the only way to secure the country is with a wall. >> you can all the technology in the world.

i'm a professional in technology. >> jimmy: that's right, when it comes to technology, no one knows more than the guy who butt dials lou dobbs from his jitterbug phone. i like what he's wearing, too. you know he means business when he puts on his hat. he got into a he said/she said with the democrats. schumer called, claimed trump threw a temper tantrum. so trump lashed back, called him crying chuck. nothing says i didn't throw a temper tantrum like throwing another temper tantrum. the president says he doesn't throw temper tantrums. >> i don't have temper tantrums. >> jimmy: donald trump puts the tan in tantrum. >> the newsy

reported, because i said, well, if we go pack and everything's peachy dorie, if you say -- >> jimmy: wait a minute, peachy dorie? that's like hunky keen. peachy dorie of course is the new movie from pixar. it comes out later this year. [cheers and applause] peachy dorie would be a great celebrity baby name, you know, peachy dorie paltrow or something like that. and not only is the president coming up with catchy new phrases but back with some of his greatest hits. remember that caravan a few months ago that came up and killed everybody in arizona? we better build this wall fast because there's another caravan on the way. >> by the way, here is the story, there is another major caravan forming right now in honduras. and so far we're trying to break it up.

but so far it's bigger than anything we've seen. >> jimmy: right, it's the new 2019 dodge caravan with more space than ever before. do you think he even knows where honduras is in how about this, we'll pay for the wall if you can find honduras on the map. trump uses these caravans to scare his supporters like parents use the elf on the shelf to scare kids. i guess in a spirit of compromise, he said we'll make it out of steel slats. but the department of homeland security did a test on a prototype and found that the slats can easily be cut with a saw. so unless you have $80 and access to a home depot, you are not get no not getting into this country. maybe that was the plan, build the wall and sell trump circular

saws to the mexicans. he treated the officials gathered there to a less some on the history of the wheel. >> they say a wall is medieval, so is a wheel. a wheel is older than a wall. every single car out there, even the really ex-pep siepensive on the secret service uses and believe me, three are expensive. do they have wheels? yes. the wheel is older than the wall. there are some things that work. a wheel works and a wall works. nothing like a wall. >> jimmy: that's true, i guess, why not build a wall out of wheels. nothing like a wall. [ applause ] and walls are definitely older than walls. we had sailboats before we had wheels, but let's not let facts get in the way of a perfectly good presidency. today was day 20 of the government shutdown, which means

it has, this shutdown has already lasted longer than two of trump's marriages. the president is holding pay for federal workers hostage, even though there seems to be no way out of this. at this point, really, his best hope to pay for this wall is to marry jeff bezos. if this as much as resolved by tomorrow, around 800,000 people won't get paychecks. and every night this week we've been giving some of those people jobs. on monday we had a prison guard sit being with the band. on tuesday a firefighter working security with guillermo. last night, a tsa officer helping me look for pot. and tonight we have a person who works with air traffic control. thank you for coming. [ applause ] >> jimmy: what is your name? >> nate. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. we appreciate it. now you have to work, right,

regardless? >> i do, yes. >> jimmy: otherwise the planes would go into each other and that would be bad. >> we try to avoid that from happening. >> jimmy: is aefeveryone in the tower mad? >> they're getting that way. >> jimmy: i imagine you want this to be over very soon so you can get your paycheck? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you won't get the paycheck this time. >> it will be zero this time. >> jimmy: we're going to give you a paycheck from this show, it's not a full-time job, but hopefully it will hold you over. do you know how to mix drinks? >> 6 college. >> jimmy: that's all we need. guillermo, do you know where the bar is in the green room? he's going to take you back

there and go mix up some drinks. >> right. >> jimmy: thank you very much. and hopefully you'll be back on the show. hold on a second. guillermo, you have to come back, okay? one group impacted by the shutdown is the coast guard. someone in the coast guard support system put out a guide, this is for real. it's called managing your finances during a furlough. and you can see the tips they have here. have a garage sale, sell unwanted larger ticket items through the newspaper. off to watch children, walk pets or house sit. turn your hobby into income. thanks, why not sell a kidney while you're at it. not only is the shutdown affecting current members but recruit the.

>> at the coast guard, we're working hard, driving our ubers, babysitting, walking dogs, delivering post mates and selling pot. the coast guard, can we please get back in our [ bleep ] boats now? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: it seems to be a reasonable request. is nathan in the greenroom yet? what have you got there, march h glasses? >> yes. >> jimmy: what do we have there? >> kettle warm >> michael irvin. >> have a drink. >> jimmy: you keep up the good work

bit later, all right? >> all right, i'm going to have another one. >> jimmy: don't get too hammered. with all the focus on russia and collusion, you know who's spread the most fake news during the election in 2016? it wasn't hackers. the people who spread the most fake news were ultra conservatives over the age of 65. the study was published in the new england journal of stuff we already knew, and older people are more susceptible to fake news, and not only do they spread the most fake news, but they spread it in all caps. basically, donald trump is president because ten year ago youncle to play farmville. they shared seven times more false information than those between the ages of 18 and 29. and they are more likely to

believe cardi b is a vitamin supplement. this is a real thing, unfortunately. this has been spread by the office of senior citizens. if you have little kids, you know this baby shark song. do you know the baby shark song? well, if you don't, once you hear this, you will never be able to shake it loose. ♪ baby shark do, do, do, do ♪ baby shark do, do, do, do, do ♪ ♪ baby shark ♪ mommy shark do, do, do, do ♪ mommy shark >> jimmy: it feels like it goes on longer than shark week. it goes on and on. the song, i looked into it today. it came from either france or germany. who we have to blame, we do not know for sure, but that video was produced by a company in korea, presumably n. itas postedwors ago and

has more than 2 billion daught. and this week unbelievably, that song made it onto the pill board chart. it debuted as number 32 on the billboard chart. baby shark is so big now it got engaged to ariana grande and they're very happy together. how this got into the top 40, i really don't know, but i don't think i'm overreacting when i say whoever is responsible for it should be locked in prison the rst est of their lives and n they die, their body should be fed to the very sharks they sang about. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: one more thing, it's thursday night. it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week. if is th it is kr

censorship. >> mr. president, open the border but end this [ bleep ] now. >> emily, hey, [ bleep ]. listen to me, [ bleep ] in the back alley, right? >> nobody told me i had to [ bleep ] jeff bridges. >> he rode the bus all the way out here to wherever [ bleep ] california we are. >> i don't know much about you, but i know you have a really big [ bleep ]. >> thank you. >> all i'm asking for is to put a bub bubble around that [ bleep ]. >> i worked in montana for the beginning of my career and all i wanted was [ bleep ]. >> i love [ bleep ], because [ bleep ], but whatever, it's delicious. >> i save my [ bleep ] every day. >> mr. president, [ bleep ], thank you for your time. >> i swore to [ bleep ] our country. and that is what i will always

do. so help me god. [ bleep ] you and goodnight. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from disturbed. michael irvin is here. and we'll be right back with claire foy. [cheers and applause] ♪ i'm a bunch of wind. and just like your stomach after that strip mall sushi, well, i'm a bit unpredictable. let's redecorate. whatsyamatter tanya, i thought you loved being spontaneous? i do. and if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage, i might break the bank too. so get allstate, and be better protected from mayhem, like me. yeah right. iand the earth is flat.

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>> jimmy: tonight, one of the great football players of ever. from the dallas cowboys and the nfl network michael irvin is here. then, their album is called "evolution." disturbed from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. you can see disturbed live here in l.a. tomorrow night at the

forum. next week, we have new shows with anne hathaway, ted danson, jane fonda and lily tomlin, regina king, "the bachelor" colton underwood, abbi jacobson and ilana glazer, stephan james, jon bernthal, and we'll have music from jacob banks, mitchell tenpenny and sharon von etten. so please. >> jimmy: join us for that. you know our first guest as queen elizabeth ii on the very popular netflix series "the crown." you can see her in the movies too as janet armstrong, wife of neil in "first man," available digitally now and on blu-ray starting january 22nd. please welcome emmy- and golden globe-winner claire foy.

♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: i like that dress. i like that dress. it's very, it's, how would you describe that? what's the style hear? >> it has a life of its own. >> jimmy: is that flapperesque? >> i think it's alive. >> jimmy: it's muppet-y in a way. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you know this baby shark song? >> yes. >> jimmy: you have a young daughter. how old is she? >> 3 and three quarters. >> jimmy: how do you escape this? >> i don't know. don't put it in my head. >> jimmy: do you have your daughter here with you? >> i do, yeah. not here. >> jimmy: not here at the show. but here in america. you don't live in our united states. >> no. >> jimmy: you live in england, where they don't have baby sharks. >> they don't. >> jimmy: is your daughter fixated on something?

>> we went to disneyland yesterday. >> jimmy: oh, that's big. >> so now she has this giant baby belle, which is also cheese. >> jimmy: we have baby belle cheese. >> we're talking baby bell cheese. i love it. but it's a disney character, baby belle. >> jimmy: although baby bell cheese almost seems like a toy. >> it's not food. >> jimmy: it's kind of like mostly wax. >> that thing around the out. >> jimmy: it makes it fun. it does. you don't like the baby bell cheese. >> no, when you eat it, it squeaks. that's not good, is it? >> jimmy: how did you like disney land, did you have fun there? >> i liked it a lot. >> jimmy: is it your first time there? >> i went to florida when i was about 3 and i don't remember anything about it. which is a painful part of my childhood. >> jimmy: that's disney world in

florida. but they're essentially the same. nobody gets offended. it's okay. >> i feel like it was bad. >> jimmy: it's not bad. it is funny, though, if you think about the fact you didn't remember it, and your daughter is the same age you were when you went there. >> i've been repeating. >> jimmy: like you just wasted a whole day there. >> she wasn't that fast. >> jimmy: she what? >> she wasn't that fast about it. she was, you know, eh. i was really into it. >> jimmy: so, in a way, she took you there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how were the golden globes? was that an eh? >> it was really fun this year. they have been fun before, but before i've always been working either side of it, so i've flown in, been quite tired and left. this time i felt like i could be there and not worry. >> jimmy: there was this

assortment of famous people. >> so many everywhere you go. >> jimmy: did you meet anyone you were especially excited to meet? >> i met julia roberts. >> jimmy: that's a good one. >> and then i met richard gere. >> jimmy: oh, really? were they together? >> no. if they had been, that would have been too much. >> jimmy: are you a "pretty woman" fanatic? >> i wouldn't say fanatic. anyone who's seen it. >> jimmy: they shot this right across the street here in hollywood. >> i know. >> jimmy: when you saw richard, you didn't say oh, i just saw julia, she played the hooker with you? >> you remember her. no, i didn't. i tried to pretend like it was a normal thing to sit next to them. >> jimmy: how many times have you been to the golden globes? >> three times. >> jimmy: was that the most exciting? and what stands out for you about that night?

>> i won. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that's. >> i won. i had a very interesting, everyone goes to the toilet, which is my top tip. because everybody has to go to the toilet. all the famous people have to go to the toilet as well. so i was at the top of the stairs, and stevie wonder was in front of me. >> jimmy: oh, was he in the wrong bathroom? well, you never know. >> no. >> jimmy: calm down, everyone. he knows he's blind. anyway, sorry. and then what happened? >> and, no, he wasn't, no. and then i got a tap on the shoulder. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i turn around, and john

travolta was there. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> and he says, are you with stevie? and i said not that i'm aware of. and he proceeded to talk to stevie. >> jimmy: oh. >> i should have said, yes, i am, john. >> jimmy: or you should have said no, john, i'm the [ bleep ] queen is what i am. [ applause ] >> jimmy: michael irvin is here tonight. do you watch american football? we call it football? >> no. i don't watch it. >> jimmy: you've never seen it? >> i've seen >> jimmy: super bowl. like the oscars but with bruises. the movie is called "first man". claire foy is here. we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the all-new chevy silverado.

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turn the box back on now. >> we have security protocols. >> i don't give a damn. i have a hundred cameras in my yard. >> you have to trust this. we have it under control. >> no you don't. all these protocols make it seem like you're under control, but you're a bunch of boys. you don't have anything under control! >> jimmy: that's claire foy "first man" is available digitally now and on blu-ray you don't watch the screen? >> no. >> jimmy: is it better when you're in the theater? or does it make you uncomfortable when you're in the theater? >> i don't have a, i have this weird disconnection between watching myself and what i do for a living. i don't feel like i'm watching myself. but i know that person quite well. >> jimmy: saw her in the bathroom this morning.

>> sure. >> jimmy: i prubrush her teeth. you play janet, the wife of neil armstrong. i have to say, i know it's a dumb thing. but you hear about neil a armstrong and buzz aldrin. you don't think about them having wives and families, but the story of how much anxiety, that's just a, is that for you a perfect role that you really relish? >> it was quite like a tense role to play. i felt like ryan was obviously, we had to be kind of separate, he went to the moon, and then we were at home. and i felt like every time he came home i was there going, where have you been? what were you doing? because all the scenes had that feel to them. >> jimmy: that's kind of how marriage goes a lot of times. >> yeah, true. but i, it was amazing to kind of

get to know her and the family. the armstrongs were so involved with the script. >> jimmy: and to have an english person and a canadian. >> yeah. >> jimmy: playing two american heros is an attack on the flag. makes you think maybe we should put a dome over this country, to keep oxygen out. >> everyone out. >> jimmy: do you believe we went to the moon or do you believe it's a conspiracy? >> i know we went to the moon. i mean, it was so hard to shoot the moon, hike like so many thi happened. there's no way they could have faked it. it was so hard to make. >> jimmy: just from the technical standpoint. >> the light and the shadow. >> jimmy: it would be harder to fake the landing than to actually go to the moon.

>> he said it probably would be easier. >> jimmy: do you ever run into these characters who do not beef that we went to the moon? >> i'm related to quite a few of them. my grandmother was a conspirator. >> jimmy: what else, like, what big foot or? >> no. something about the hoover dam. >> jimmy: i know everything about the hoover dam. what do they want to know? >> i obviously didn't visit. >> jimmy: there's one urban myth about the hoover dam that i know. have you seen the hoover dam? it's also called the boulder dam, that people died building the dam and they paved over their bodies while they were doing it because they couldn't go down and retrieve them. it's one of those things somebody told me when i was a kid and i believed it my whole

life and then we got the internet, and i'm sure it's not true. >> it's not true? >> jimmy: is your grandmother still with us or is she paved in the hoover dam? it's interesting. >> it would be better if i actually listened. >> jimmy: you know. it is likely you'll get an oscar nomination. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: let's be honest. let's not play dumb. who will you bring to the oscars with you? >> you know, i've thought about that. i think i'd have to bring a family member, wouldn't i? that would be frowned upon. >> jimmy: let's commit right now. or, have a contest. >> okay, that would be good. >> jimmy: they've got like five weeks. >> yeah. >> jimmy: whoever treats you the best in the next five weeks gets to go to the oscars.

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[cheers and applaus [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how you doin'? >> how are you doing. >> jimmy: where does one go to get a jacket like that? i've never been in a store that had one. >> social media, i want you to have something on that's different than everybody else. >> jimmy: people who have shiny clothing, they should send them to you. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: there are four playoffs, which is the biggest for you, cowboys game? i like that you openly root pour the cowboys, because that's your team and you're being honest. >> think about it, in the business i'm in, you have to remain, i'm like, stop, i won three super bowls with this team. this team paid me enough money to get out of the ghetto!

[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: it's your team. >> i'll do the best i can. >> jimmy: yesterday you gave the team a pep talk. >> i talked to some of the guys. >> jimmy: how did that go? what did you tell them? >> i am so busy i don't usually get a chance to go watch the guys practice, but i went yesterday. this is a huge moment, i was telling the guys, listen, man. this is it. when we were playing, man, we were winning super bowls. like the beatles, baby, whatever city you're in, you have to go in the back door, the hotels, everybody was there waiting on you, you want to experience this. don't let anybody stop you from experiencing it. you want to have this moment. it's an incredible moment when you win championships and you wear that star on the side of your helmet. >> jimmy: do you think they don't know that until they actually win? >> you know, they were barely sneaking their hands out of

their mom's womb when we were winning super bowls. they were baby, this is 25 years ago. >> jimmy: do you ever sit them down and say you think you've got it good, boy oh, boy in the '90s, did we have a party. just me saying it sends you into a state of euphoria. >> it's funny, i was doing an event about social media, and they asked could i have done well in social media back in the '90s. i said trust me, i got in a lot of trouble when it was news at 11:00. on twitter every second, are you joking? i don't think so. my time was my time and that was the receiight time. th there's no way i could have survived. >> jimmy: jerry jones just bought a $250 million yacht.

>> yes. >> jimmy: will you go on that yacht? will you sail around with jerry? >> i'm going to get on that yacht. i helped him pay for it. >> jimmy: that's right. >> he bought the team for 150 and the yacht for 250. wow. that's a lot of money, man. >> jimmy: no kidding. >> that's a whole lot of football fields, that's over 100 yards long. jimmy, i'm good, but i'll never know that life. >> jimmy: your life has been plenty fun. don't worry about that. no complaining from you. >> it has been good. >> jimmy: you get fired up. we have a clip here with steven a. smith. >> i asked you a question! >> you want to go into history, let's go into history. not just your history. this is what they do, they talk about history, but they won't go all over the history. >> michael!

>> i'm sweaty now. >> you're firing people up. >> jimmy: well, look at that. [cheers and applause] he really got passionate. >> they didn't take a break and spray some sweat on you, that was real, man. >> jimmy: that came from your soul. >> i am passionate about cowboys, and i love football. >> jimmy: when you ghets et in argument with somebody who didn't play the game, do you feel like you go what do you know? you didn't play. do you feel like you have the upper hand automatically? >> you can know the game. there are certain things that go on in the middle of experience in actually playing that you can't possibly know, but you can know the game. i give him credit. he's a smart guy. he sees things, but there's just a little twitch that you can't get to. >> jimmy: your son plays.

>> yes. >> jimmy: was he required to go to miami? >> i told him when he was 17, 18, son, listen, it's your decision, go to any school you want, let me know, because i can start feeding you now.ow. >> jimmy: what was it like, your son grew up obviously wealthy. what was it like when you went to college, when you played college football at miami? >> we're talking about a different time now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i got 16 brothers and sisters. i'm the 15 of 17. there's quite a bit of us. we didn't have a tv, my mom and dad, so we had a lot of babies. and oh, man, the first day i got to school, i'm going to school to try to get my family out the g ghetto. i was clear minded what i have to do. the first night i got into a

fight, offensive line. and this is at the training table. this is our first meal at the training table. >> jimmy: what did you get in a fight over? >> i saw this training table, coming from the ghetto of ft. lauderdale, i've never seen a table of food like that. i want that steak right there. get back in line! okay, i'll follow the rules. we got back in line and he ordered and he says give me that steak. the same steak i wanted. and i was being cool about it, and something clicked if me and i took the tray and cracked it over his head. jimmy, true story. jimmy calls me. >> jimmy: gemjimmie johnson. >> jimmie johnson. he says what's going on with you? i said coach, i've never seen a steak like that.

>> jimmy: you were in love. >> i was in love at first steak. i was in love. you're right. >> jimmy: it's always great to see you. >> jimmy: michael irvin! watch "nfl gameday morning" this saturday at noon eastern and sunday at 9:00 a.m. eastern on nfl network. and we'll return with music from disturbed. [cheers and applause] ♪ what'with coverage havinthroughout your home?

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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank claire foy and michael irvin, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, this is their new album "evolution." here with the song "a reason to fight," disturbed! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ the image in your eyes reflecting the pain that has taken you ♪

♪ i hear it in your voice so ridden with shame from what's ailing you ♪ ♪ i won't give up so don't give in you've fallen down but you can rise again ♪ ♪ so don't give up when the demon that's inside you is ready to begin ♪ ♪ and it feels like it's a battle that you will never win ♪ ♪ when you're aching for the fire and begging for your sin ♪ ♪ when there's nothing left inside there's still a reason to fight ♪

♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ lost in your world of lies i find it so hard to believe in you ♪ ♪ can it be real this time or just a part of this game ♪ ♪ that we're playing through ♪ ♪ i won't give up so don't give in you've fallen down but you can rise again ♪ ♪ so don't give up when the demon that's inside you is ready to begin ♪

♪ and it feels like it's a battle that you will never win ♪ ♪ when you're aching for the fire and begging for your sin ♪ ♪ when there's nothing left inside there's still a reason to fight ♪ ♪ ♪ don't let it take your soul look at me take control ♪ ♪ we're going to fight this war this is nothing worth dying for ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ are you ready to begin this is a battle that

we are gonna win when you're aching for ♪ ♪ the fire and begging for your sin when there's nothing left inside ♪ ♪ there's still a reason when the demon that's inside you is ready to begin and it feels like it's ♪ ♪ a battle that you will never win when you're aching ♪ ♪ for the fire and begging for your sin when there's nothing left inside ♪ ♪ there's still a reason to fight i'll be your reason to fight give you a reason to fight ♪ ♪

[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] this is "nightline." >> tonight, two views of the border. president trump making his case for the wall. >> look, this is common sense. they need a barrier, they need a wall. >> and at the busiest crossing, asylum seekers still willing to risk it all. >> we have a raft coming over right now. >> the president ready to declare a national emergency. is it really a crisis? and lady dpgaga. the latest artist to change her tune about r. kelly. >> does he deny ever having a sexual relationship with someone who was under age? >> tonight, what his lawyers tell us. plus, mini me.

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