mountains. be safe tomorrow. >> that's our report, appreciate your time. dan ashley. >> i'm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- david spade, from the super bowl champion new england patriots, sony michel, part 4 of "the matchelor," and music from margot price. and now, heading this way, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everybody. thanks for coming. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very nice. and i want to say -- [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome to those of you visiting. welcome to hollywood, home of

the super bowl champion los angeles rams. [ cheers ] did they win? i got bored and turned the tv off. [ laughter ] what it game it wasn't. it was more an adequate bowl than anything. the patriots beat the rams 13-3, which 13-3 was also rob gronkowski's blood alcohol content. [ laughter ] this was the lowest-scoring game in super bowl history. the most dramatic moment of the night came between harrison ford and a dog. [ laughter ] the game was so slow the patriots dumped gatorade on bill belichick just to wake him up. [ laughter ] this was the patriots' second time in three years. tom brady became the first player to win six nfl titles. rams fans didn't have a lot to cheer about. but the team did set two super bowl records, including most consecutive punts to start a game, with eight. for those who admire the artistry of punting it was, is quite an evening. rams had the first male cheer leaders in super bowl history. [ cheers and applause ]

i don't know if it worked. they only scored three points, so thanks, male cheerleaders. [ laughter ] it was a tough loss for the rams but they're a young team, an exciting team with a very bright future, a great young coach. if offensive lineman andrew whitworth is any indication -- >> don't feel sorry for myself. i realize what this game means are i cheshire the crap out of it. i don't give a crap if you've got a hall of fame bust, a pro bowler, win 20 super bowls, at the end of the day you're all going to die. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a dark way of looking at it. i mean, i get keeping it real but you don't have to keep that it real, you know? [ laughter ] that halftime show last night, it reminded me of a sweet 16 party for the daughter of a saudi arabian prince. [ laughter ] it was weird. somehow they managed to find the only white drumline in the whole city of atlanta. and maroon 5, who else, big boi,

travis scott, and spongebob performed together. [ laughter ] the crowds at these super bowl games, this clip of adam levine singing kind of tells you all you need to know, look at this. ♪ watch in the right-hand corner. yes. [ laughter ] mr. and mrs. levine really getting a kick out of -- like a cyalis commercial come to life. [ laughter ] good times at the radisson atlanta last night. there was a wardrobe malfunction at the halftime show. the malfunction was someone in the wardrobe department let adam levine go on stage dressed like this. [ laughter ] gold chains and a dunkin' donut track suit. [ laughter ] people online needless to say had a lot to say about the shirt adam was wearing under that

jacket. heather wrote, when adam levine matches your throw pillows. [ laughter ] kim wrote, i have the same look in a chair. [ laughter ] from jenna, levine-esque dur tans. and morgan writes, y'all, as soon as i saw adam levine's shirt, i said it looked like some '70s home decor and facebook backed me up. i watched the game yesterday at my friend adam's house with hard-core patriots fans. these are guys the last time the patriots won were jumping on the couch and turning things over. this year they won, i don't know, maybe they're exhausted from the red sox? nobody seemed to care that much. they're like, okay, that was nice, i think i'll head home now. dicky, have boston fans officially won too many games now? >> dicky: i'll take another one. >> jimmy: you'd take another one. >> dicky: yeah. >> jimmy: you'll take it quietly, without zeal? >> dicky: with dig night. >> jimmy: dignity. rams fans are a little off too. rams have only been in l.a. for

three years since coming back from st. louis. like when dad moves back in the house after a divorce. there's a period of unease. you don't know if he's going to stay. [ laughter ] just to give you a sense of the rams fever that was really just heating this city up, we went out on the street and we asked people today to congratulate the rams on their super bowl victory yesterday. [ audience moaning ] in tonight's bad weather fan edition of "lie witness news." >> where were you when you found out the rams won? >> i actually was right here on hollywood boulevard. when i found out that the rams won. >> where'd you hear it? >> people was talking about it in front of the dolby theater what were they saying? >> they were saying like, it's kind of cool that the rams won, like that was their team, some people like, they suck. >> what was the reaction like in l.a. when they won the super bowl last night? >> it was -- it was loud. it was passionate. and it was -- it was intense. >> passionate how?

>> there was just a lot of feelings, and like -- kind of like rage involved. >> rage? >> yeah. >> almost as if they lost? >> almost as if they lost. >> were you rooting for the rams? >> the rams. >> were you excited when they won? >> yeah, it was good. >> can you describe it to me? >> sitting at the bar, watching the game. when the final clock ran out, hey. texted my dad, tells me he owes me 10 bucks. >> you texted him? >> yeah. >> can i see the text? >> the phone's about to die. >> where's the battery out? >> 64 right now. >> it's not going to die, then. >> yeah. might take me awhile to find it, my phone's kind of wonky right now. >> what did you think of the controversial dorasil ad with o.j. in it? >> about the commercial with duracell, i don't have an opinion. some people might think it was fun, some people might think

it's not okay. in the end it probably stay in your mind. we will remember it somehow. so i think that's the point of a commercial. >> when he kills the energizer bun though? >> yeah, when he kills the bunny. it stays in your mind. >> we're going to do just the fight song really quick. ♪ we are the rams and we're going to the super bowl ♪ ♪ and we're going to win and we're also going to ♪ >> congratulations to the rams on your victory. >> you did a great game, keep doing that, and good look. >> good job, the rams, i'm glad you beat the patriots because no one likes them. >> congratulations, rams, on your super bowl victory. we knew tom brady was going to lose because he cheats and that's what cheaters do, they lose. >> awesome, congratulations. wait. the rams didn't win the super bowl. >> jimmy: oh. oh, we found one guy on the street. [ cheers and applause ]

so the president, by the way, had a big super bowl party at mar-a-lago, his club in palm beach, florida. before the game trump sat for a wide-ranging interview with cbs during which he lashed out at our old enemies from above. >> and i said to canada, look, we have a great american company known as the nfl. and they were being hurt and treated unfairly, the nfl, by canada, for a long time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he called canada and said, hey, canada, stop being mean to football, will you? [ laughter ] then he weighed in on the possibility of getting impeached. >> are you prepared for an attempt to impeach you? >> the only way they can win, because they can't win the election, is to bring out the artificial way of impeachment. and the problem is you can't impeach somebody for doing the best job of any president in the history of our country for the first two years. >> jimmy: he got us on a technicality. does he know that lincoln signed the emancipation proclamation in his first two years as

president? he probably does. in any event, the president had a fun weekend. he even played a round of golf with jack nicklaus and tiger woods. i feel these two tweets back to back sum the trump presidency up more than any history book ever will. first the legend of bagger vance wrote, everyone is asking how tiger played yesterday, the answer is, great, twong, straight, and putted fantastically well, he shot a 64, tiger is back and will be when winning majors again. not surprisingly jack also played really well, his putting is amazing, jack and tiger like each other. [ laughter ] then an hour later, with caravans marching through mexico and toward our country, republicans must be prepared to do whatever is necessary for strong border security, dems do nothing. if there is no wall there is no security. human trafficking, drugs, and criminals of all dimensions keep out. [ laughter ] is anyone monitoring his blood sugar? [ laughter ] put the golf tweet back up there.

this was my favorite part, jack and tiger like each other. [ laughter ] that would make a great title for a children's book. "jack and tiger like each other." by donald j. trump. [ cheers and applause ] page 9, his putting is amazing. i don't want to ruin the ending but the orange guy wins. [ laughter ] meanwhile, while trump's on the golf course, a lot of america is still reeling from the cold. this is something for those of you who find yourselves stuck at home because of the winter weather, it's our latest youtube challenge. the challenge is cook up a plate of spaghetti, call your family or friends or roommates in for dinner, put a big snowball on the plate next to the spaghetti. record them and upload it to youtube with, hey, jimmy kimmel, i made spaghetti and snowballs. a couple of years ago we encouraged people to serve snowballs in bed and that went like this. >> jimmy kimmel made me do it! >> jimmy: matthew is still grounded, by the way.

[ laughter ] that's hey, jimmy kimmel, i made spaghetti and snowballs. look for a message from us and we'll put the best ones on the show. tonight on abc, by the way, we had a new episode of "the bachelor" which is bigger than the super bowl. there's a young woman elease on the bachelor who tonight proved herself to be simultaneously the smartest and dumbest contestant in "bachelor" history. >> i want the time and attention that a relationship deserves. i can't -- i mean, like -- literally can't accept a proposal after a few months of sharing your time and attention with other people. i can't do it. >> jimmy: he's like, well -- that makes sense but that's kind of the idea of the show. [ laughter ] it's an engagement ring game show. see, this is why it's so important to read the "tv guide" description of a program before

you go on it. so colton went on a one on one with heather. if you follow the show, a 23-year-old woman who's never kissed anyone. that is, until tonight. she got a rose and her first kiss as fireworks exploded around her and colton. during the day colton asked about her past relationships. she claimed to have dated a guy for eight months. a guy she never kissed and he never tried to kiss her. which, i don't know, going out with an adult man for eight months and not ever kissing him isn't called dating, it's called making a gay best friend. [ laughter ] it's a different thing. [ applause ] i have my own bachelor spinoff show. i've been lending matchmaking service to a former "bachelor" contestant, danielle m., on the nick vialls season of "the bachelor,," then "bachelor in paradise." she found love on neither of those shows. i signed danielle up with tinder

to see who we could meet foreher and tonight we met caleb. >> previously my skills brought us to brian. >> hi. >> who appeared to measure up. >> i'm tall and he's tall. >> i made my move. >> good news action we're interested in you. >> brian seemed into us. >> this is absolutely the weirdest first date i've ever had for sure. >> now it's time for our final leg of this tinder triathlon. so what else do we have here? >> caleb. he's 26. >> he's young. >> yeah. >> he's 26. >> yeah. >> cinematographer. >> yes. >> there he is with a woman. i hope that's not his wife. >> yeah. because i'm definitely not into that. >> you're not into that. this is hopefully his sister, maybe? >> let's hope so. >> she kind of looks like him. >> okay. >> let's find out. >> okay. hi! oh, he's on the phone. >> he's calling his lawyer. >> cool, hi, let me call you

back in a bit. hello, hi, everybody. >> hi, caleb. >> i'm caleb, 92 us to meet you. >> i'm jimmy. >> my friend jimmy. >> nice to meet you. >> hello, everybody. >> these people aren't with us. >> my name is caleb and i am from massachusetts but i'm living in l.a. right now as a cinematographer. >> we saw you on tinder. >> you guys were on tinder together? >> yeah. >> nice. >> kind of a threesome in a way. >> dude, i'm down. >> you're a young guy. what was the last serious relationship you had? >> oh, man. >> have you had one? >> yeah. no, i was dating this woman. i was 23, she was in her early 30s. >> okay. >> she taught you the ways of love? >> is that the girl on your profile? >> oh -- that's my cousin. >> oh action okay, yeah. >> see that? >> you were right. >> you're close with the family. what do you think about like children and marriage and that sort of thing? >> um -- i think that, yeah,

it's -- >> how far out do you feel like you are from that? >> you know, i -- >> can i get a sample of your sperm before you leave? >> i wouldn't go that far. >> all right. well. >> oh my god. this is going to be the death of me. >> danielle, you have a question, right? an important question. do you pay for your own netflix account? >> or do you mooch off someone else? >> of course i mooch off someone else, you don't? >> oh! next! >> i stole my college roommate's hbo password. but beyond that, netflix from my parents, i never really stole anything. maybe a pack of gum when i was really young. >> how many women have you dated on tinder? >> i've only met up with one other woman. >> did she bring a talk show host to the date? >> she did not. >> okay. >> this is a definite plus for danielle. >> this is a first. >> yeah. >> we're going to think about you, and you think about danielle. >> yeah, mull the situation over. >> we'll see what we think. >> now i have to leave? >> yes. you have to leave now.

>> jimmy: next time on "the matchelor." it's decision time for danielle m. will she find love? who will she choose? and why is she smelling her phone? all these questions will be answered next time on the most exciting dramatic, shocking, amazing, shocking and amazing matchelor live finale result show ever, because it's the first one, and probably the last. all this next monday on "the match matchelor." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, that's next week. ahead on the show, music from margot price, super bowl champion sony michel is here. be right back with david spade.

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back from the show. . tonight, from the super bowl champion new england patriots, he is a rookie who scored the only touchdown in the game. sony michel is here. [ cheers and applause ] then, she is a grammy nominee for best new artist. her album is called "all american made." margo price from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see margo price on tour with chris stapleton starting july 9 in the allentown, pennsylvania. tomorrow night we have a special show. our "state of the union results show." we will try to make sense of whatever the president has to say with will arnett, presidential hopeful julián castro, and music from randy hauser, and later this week, daniel radcliffe, jennifer connelly, phoebe robinson, oscar nominee richard e. grant, plus music from why don't we, and lauv and troye sivan.

so please join us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest had a very busy weekend. he was at the super bowl in atlanta, then had to rush back to l.a. in time to watch "the bachelor" tonight. his movie, "the wrong missy" will air later this year on netflix. please welcome david spade. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: very good to see you, thank you for coming. >> thanks, good to see you. i'm just wearing the same stuff from the plane. >> jimmy: are you really? >> no, i look great. [ laughter ] i have that adam levine -- >> jimmy: you have the shirt, yeah. >> they knock it off that fast. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. >> from the mixed review collection at kohl's.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can keep that, by the way. you're welcome to wear that anywhere. >> a little bumper bit. i did -- was supposed to go to the super bowl. >> jimmy: so you weren't at the game itself? >> i did not. i did -- i got hired, this robert kraft guy, great guy -- >> jimmy: owner of the patriots. >> had a big party tonight. actually small, 250 people. [ laughter ] you know what i mean? the night before, friends and family, owners, and jeff bezos, basically illuminati, you know what i mean. >> jimmy: uh-huh. people are laughing as if you're kidding which i know you are not. >> that's always a good crowd. [ laughter ] they were great. and jamie foxx was there. ♪ and he was sort of the bup bup bup bup bup, she's a gold digger. he was deejaying after i went off. it was fun. >> jimmy: how do you handle something like that, in a room with 200 rich people who are there for the super bowl, and they're like, what is he doing?

>> right, and i was a surprise too. it's always weird when they're, huh? [ laughter ] i met kraft when he gave us a box, for grownups, a box at the stadium for ac/dc, way back then, all the cast. i've always seen him, he was always nice for me. he got me for this. i get nervous. plus he had these big screens. every time i look over i see my side profile, which is sickening. [ laughter ] i'm like, who invited gollum? so gross? you look fine to me. >> people are whispering. [ laughter ] i'm doing my joke. i'm sort of making fun of brady and gronk. doing my regular crummy act. then i go, hey, if you win, do i get a ring? i'm a size 1, just keep in mind. so after he came right up to me with a ring right after and put on it me, isn't that funny? can you see that? isn't that cool? >> jimmy: is that the one that was on his finger? >> yes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, really outdid

himself. >> i think that's him trying to get it back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, photo op's over. >> oh, that's not it yet. that one we -- so i do the gig. i get tickets in his box for the show. >> jimmy: nice. >> so i go afterwards -- >> jimmy: for the game? >> for the game which was great. afterwards i go to the parties, pushing them up. by the way, the parties are sort of a disaster. it's a lot of hype. there's barricades, there's probably a hundred parties. the only thing worse than waiting in line is actually getting in. [ laughter ] so crowded. >> jimmy: that's 100% true. >> why did i want this? >> jimmy: why am i in here? >> cardi b had one, are you coming to my party? when are you going? 4:00 a.m. i go, 4:00 a.m.? [ laughter ] it's 9:15 now. okay. all right, i'm going to hit the popup incubator, could someone

tap on the glass around 3:30? so i buzz around. then these football players start getting in my head. obviously i'm drunk. >> jimmy: which football players? >> there was a lot of them. tony gonzales. he got in the hall of fame. he's sort of a buddy. then all the -- they're all there for hall of fame and the show. they're like, you're not going to the game tomorrow? i go, yeah! they go, why would you do that? i go, uh, what? they go, everyone leaves, all the cool people. they leave before the game? no one understands this the. i didn't get it. of course i was buzzed and they were famous. [ laughter ] so i changed my flight. >> jimmy: because they talked you out of -- >> yeah, they go, it's three hours, you have to leave three hours early to get to the game, a five-hour game, two hours back to the airport. i go, i've got stupid kimmel tomorrow! [ laughter ] no offense. >> jimmy: it's my nickname in high school. [ applause ] >> so i go, rrgh!

so i go, all right. i booked it. then i woke up. i go, huh? i'm not staying? so i -- but it felt that in the booth, the kraft booth, which they're all cool. i don't know anybody that well. then i would feel kind of dumb. because i'm fun for a few minutes. but let's face it. [ laughter ] five hours of me gets annoying. and i know i'd do something dumb like be over the food, gisele, did you eat the last chalupe? these are for everybody! you polished off the that quitos to? where do you put it? then kraft, that was funny last night. touchdown! did he just score? don't listen to me. he said, why are you talking, show's over, dude. nothing from me anymore. i don't like the plus one life. >> jimmy: you relinquished your tickets? or did you give them away?

>> well action people are like, you can scalp. >> jimmy: right, no, you can't. >> robert kraft would love to sit next to two idiots. >> jimmy: they're here, actually, yes. [ laughter ] >> those guys, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're from norwood. >> hugging gisele on every field goal. yeah. i knew i had to get out. so i get out, by the way, it's almost over. [ laughter ] i get out. and they go, what's so hard about kimmel? i go, i'm basically going to complain about just this. i go and i get on my flight and i get one with a tv. guy, i'm just going to watch the game at exactly the same time. i mean, not live. what do you want to see, the super bowl? i go, yeah. obviously. jay glazer's on my flight and sam darnold. she goes, we're showing "bridesmaids." i saw it! and everyone else! so we watched it on my phone. and then when my phone stuck,

we'd go to his phone. then sam darnold's phone. then his got stuck, mine's on again. here, show a picture. >> jimmy: that is the ideal way, really, to watch the super bowl. >> i know. >> jimmy: there you are. it looks like you had a ball. >> he's from the jets. iphone negative 3? [ laughter ] where's the windex? yeah, i don't know. >> jimmy: looks like you've finally sold your soul to the devil in that shot. [ laughter ] david spade is here with us, we're going to go to commercial, be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by nacho fries. now serving at a taco bell near you. moderator: this is the chevy equinox. various: beautiful. wow. ooh, this is fancy. moderator: that's the available hd surround vision camera. the top of your car? moderator: mm-hmm. it helps you see dangers around the vehicle. what is that? various: wait, wait, wait, what is that? oh, my... (mixed shouting) man: these are big alligators. moderator: so who's getting out first? (laughter) get 0% financing for 60 months on most equinox models.

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use? >> there are so -- they're all very cute. it's always so close because you don't know until you peel back the onion and start figuring people's personalities out. there's a couple, north carolina, the girl kaitlin, i thought she was good. she's good. whatever. >> jimmy: she's good. >> she has good hair. but there's a lot of them that are great. i think if their back stories are funny -- the one girl whose mom was in jail or something, she should ask them not to film the calling the mom in jail. i mean, then he gave her the rose and i was like, take this rose as bail money. [ laughter ] there's always things that you can joke about. sometimes they direct message me after i do the jokes. >> jimmy: oh, the actual -- >> yeah, the girls s do, or th guys do. >> jimmy: have you ever dated a bachelor contestant? >> let's look at a clip. no. [ laughter ] no, i haven't. i keep it strictly friendly.

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wouldn't that be something that i was the one to destroy it [ laughter ] congratulations. i heard you got a new grill to celebrate the occasion. >> it's my super bowl grill. >> jimmy: when did you get it? >> two nights before the super bowl. >> jimmy: what if you hadn't won? would the grill have gone back? was it refundable type situation? >> nah. [ laughter ] i was going to have to put it in the archive for next year. >> jimmy: boy, congratulations. what a game. i mean, to come in, it's your first season, and have this happen. [ cheers and applause ] it's a dream. it's literally a dream come true, i would think. >> yes, it is. words can't explain the emotions that's like running through our bodies, my body. it's so surreal. >> jimmy: what did you guys do last night? what was the -- what happened after the tv cameras left? >> after the tv cameras left -- everybody headed for the party. >> jimmy: for the party. [ laughter ] who performed at the big party?

>> snoop dogg. meek mill. one of my favorites. ludacris. and they had that thing rocking. i was like, my parents in here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, your parents came? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: was that at all uncomfortable? >> no. >> jimmy: did they stay to the end, your parents? >> no. >> jimmy: good. >> my mom, she was the party pooper, she kind of got tired. [ laughter ] so my dad had to take her back to the hotel. so my dad wanted to get lit. [ laughter ] it worked out for both of them. before you ask, this is my fanny pack. this is where the grill's going in. [ laughter ] well protected. >> jimmy: are there more than -- do you have more than one grill with you? >> they come out. you never seen grilles come out. almost like somebody taking out

they teeth, uncomfortable. >> jimmy: it's a removable grille. >> it's not permanent. >> jimmy: what are you going to do with it? put it in there? oh, i see. >> hold up, we're not just going to put it in the bag -- >> jimmy: you've got a case for it. [ laughter and cheers ] >> we got a case for it, we got a case for it. >> jimmy: i have a feeling you're going to leave that on the plane or something. you know, when you talk about like the players' party, like tom brady, this is the sixth time for him. did he cut loose? did he eat a melon slice or something like that? [ laughter ] did you see him really enjoying himself? >> actually, when i got there, i kind of expected it to be like the players, the parents. so it was more people than i thought. >> jimmy: i see. >> so he kind of had his own vip area at the top. >> jimmy: i see. >> so i kind of felt like a fan. [ laughter ] everybody was -- like had their phones out. i pulled my phone out. [ laughter ]

even though i just got off the field with him. [ cheers and applause ] but i mean, he was up there with his family, he had his kids in there. >> jimmy: what about the ball itself? when you score the touchdown, do you get to keep that ball? how do you protect the ball? >> yeah, so once i score, i hold on to it tightly. because somebody's going to try to grab it. >> jimmy: right. >> they going to try to keep it. so i just take it to the sideline. try to dap everybody up with one hand. [ laughter ] i'ma get hit in the head a couple times. usually after i take off my helmet, you know, so i don't get a concussion or anything, walk off the field. but my equipment manager is kind of like, if he sees me running back to the sideline with the ball, because usually people celebrate. he knows i'm going to keep the ball. as soon as i look at him, he's like this. [ laughter ] so i was like, oh, here you go. >> jimmy: you can trust him to

hang on to that thing for you. >> usually. [ laughter ] this is super bowl. so now i'ma go back to my locker, hopefully it's there. >> jimmy: what about your family back home in haiti? was this a big event for them watching you in the super bowl? did they watch the super bowl? is that interesting to people in haiti? >> you know, before, i didn't think that was a really -- i didn't expand my mind to think that people out of the country in haiti would be watching this game. and before the super bowl, i got a interesting video sent to me of some kids with my jersey and number on. >> jimmy: wow. >> you know, telling me, good luck in the game. that kind of was inspiring. >> jimmy: sure. >> i had to stop for a second and think, man. this is something that i'm doing, it's bigger than myself. and i got people supporting me from all over the place. it was very encouraging. >> jimmy: i would think so, yeah. i mean, that's very exciting. you went to college with todd gurley, who plays for the rams. did you guys interact after the game? >> no. [ laughter ]

somebody told me he was the first one back in the locker room. >> jimmy: oh, really, well, he's the fastest guy, that would make sense. [ laughter ] >> makes sense, makes sense, yeah. >> jimmy: well, congratulations. you seem like a great guy. and i hope you enjoy this. you got the parade tomorrow morning, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: wow, you've got to get right out of here and get out there. all right. [ cheers and applause ] be careful in that parade, you know. this is where, you know, where you really start to get tired, you start to lose your mind a little. then you're on a truck with rob gronkowski and crazy things happen. so just be careful on the parade route. remember the kids in haiti. [ laughter ] >> i'm trying not to fall off the duck boat. >> jimmy: try not to fall off the duck boat, that's key. grat lations. sony michel, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] he's the super bowl champion. be right back with margot price! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel

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>> jimmy: i want to thank david spade and sony michel, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, this is her album "all american made." with "cocaine cowboys," margot price! ♪ ♪ well the boys round here ain't like the boys back home ♪ ♪ they don't plant the fields they won't work the farms ♪ ♪ the boys round here well they talk too fast when the times get hard no they won't last ♪ ♪ cocaine cowboys they're bad in the saddle

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this is "nightline." >> tonight, cardi b for balance. the "i like it" rapper. ♪ you so handsome what's his name ♪ >> managing her career, motherhood, and those battles with conservatives. and why she took a knee on a big opportunity. >> under what circumstance would you have performed at the halftime show? plus mystery car fires. parked in garages, bursting into flames, destroying homes, turning lives upside down and families waiting for answers. we confront the man in charge. >> we're trying to just get a comment. during his magical super bowl celebration, tom brady tells us the one thing that makes him cringe. but first the "nightline 5."