appreciate your time. dan ashley. >> i'm ama daetz. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! daniel radcliffe, from "2 dope queens," phoebe robinson, samuel l. jackson, and music from lauv and troye sivan. and now, why not, jimmy kimmel! ♪ . >> jimmy: hey, guys, how are you? welcome. welcome, welcome. how you? i'm jimmy. i'm your host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. i appreciate it, on the night after the annual state of the union address. did you watch the state of the

union last night? did you -- no? nobody? interesting. well, president trump used all his best words last night to convince us that things are going really well. they couldn't be better, really. and many people from way high up are saying the speech was very well received. >> it was very important i think for me to get up and say some powerful words, also some loving words and some words of compromise, and it's been very well received. the speech i think has been very well received. in some case, incredibly well received. >> jimmy: yeah. i just wish he wasn't always so hard on himself, you know? the president called for unity last night while angrily castigating democrats, which is as trumpy as it gets. and the most memorable moment of the night, something we've been seeing a lot of online was nancy pelosi clapping very pointedly at trump. >> we must reject the politics of revenge, resistance, and retribution and embrace the

boundless potential of cooperation, compromise, and the common good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he was even hearing that. people went nuts about this. they wanted to know if she was being sarcastic. maybe she was being sincere. maybe there was a bug in his hair and she was trying to kill it. it turns out there was a simple explanation. you can see here, nancy was drunk. she was drinking -- she ordered a frozen blue bomb sickle and it went straight to her head. quite a party last night. alc showed up repping the freshmen reps in the house. there is brett kavanaugh from the judicial branch, still rolling from the super bowl. former white house press secretary sean spicer sat for an interview with something called blaze tv last night, and he appeared to be a little blazed himself. >> i -- look, i think the

president a husband done some great things for -- americans to talk about tonight, and the idea i could play a small part in it, great. >> so you're good with him? you guys left on good terms. you guys still stay in contact? >> i talked to him last night. >> about the speech? >> yeah, yeah. he said when you coming back to the white house. and i told him, very clearly, mr. president, i love you. i love this white house, but you're never getting me back. >> jimmy: it's booze-day tuesday, i guess. i don't know. i kind of miss him. we didn't know it then, but those were more innocent times. this was probably the line of the night. the president inadvertently echoed richard nixon. he said if there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation. i think kanye wrote that one for him because it rhymed. the gist of it was you guys better leave me alone or nothing's going to happen. while he was going off about how he shouldn't be investigated, someone had the good sense to put the camera on adam schiff,

who is the chairman of the house intelligence committee. >> an economic miracle is taking place in the united states, and the only thing that can stop it are foolish wars, politics, or ridiculous partisan investigations. >> jimmy: so how did schiff respond to the president today? house intelligence chair announces sweeping investigation into trump's finances in russia. the schiff is about to hit the fan. i know it sounds like a joke, but that makes the 18th investigation that we know of into trump and his administration. it's russia mania '18. mike pence gave a performance last night too. he sat and kneeled and rolled over in all the right places. it was cute sitting there

looking at the president and wasn't thinking next year that will be me. this morning the vice president was once again showing unshakeable confidence in donald trump. >> do you think the shutdown was a mistake? >> i never think it's a mistake to stand up for what you believe in. >> why? >> i think what the american people admire most about this president, he says what he means, and he means what he says, in a very real sense. >> jimmy: looks like somebody got into the cinnamon. i'm sure mother will scrub that off at bath time tonight. there are some almost funny if they weren't not funny details about the president's lack of interest in intelligence briefings. according to "time" magazine, multiple intelligence officials are worried that the president poses a national security threat because he demonstrates, quote, willful ignorance and refuses to listen to his own security experts. during one meeting, trump reportedly thought nepal and bhutan were part of india, which they are not part of india. and on top of that, he doesn't

know how to pronounce them either. >> well, they're a combination of things. the first one is the president's ignorance. that goes to the point about thinking that nepal and bhutan, which incidentally he also mispronounced as nipple and button were part of india, which they're not. >> wait, seriously? that's what he said? >> seriously. >> jimmy: yeah, seriously. you try pronouncing words correctly with a mouth full of lucky charms and chocolate milk. but here's the point they're missing. the president doesn't do things the old way. he thinks creatively. he thinks new ways. why call countries by their names when you can come up with fun nicknames for them that are easier to remember. you got -- well, of course, you got the one he mentioned, beauty on the, beauty tonight, you are gay, belly rubs, barbie dolls, candyland, wifeland.

bulge-area. sri lanka, yes, phil's penis, and court gina. gotcha momma, and finally fried chicken, because it's better. see, if you want to get through to the president, make it fun. this is encouraging news for those of you who smoke or eat marijuana and are hoping to make a kid. according to a new study, contrary to what has long been thought, men who smoke cannabis have higher sperm counts. they looked at pot smokers. the sperm counts were higher when the men were higher. the study found that men who smoked marijuana have an average concentration of 63 million sperm per milliliter compared to an average of 45 million sperm for those who don't smoke. i feel bad for whoever's job it

is to count those sperm. but i guess this explains why bob marley had so many children. hey, speaking of children, valentine's day is a week from tomorrow. guillermo, have you made any valentine's plans yet? >> guillermo: no, not yet, jimeny. >> jimmy: when are you? >> guillermo: this weekend i'm going to make reservation for dinner. >> jimmy: you are? for you and your wife? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: and who will watch benji? >> guillermo: my sister-in-law. >> jimmy: because she's not anyone. lucky for you. >> guillermo: thank god. >> jimmy: love is very grown-up stuff. when i was a kid, all i knew about love is it involved a boat. i decided to think what kids nowadays are thinking until i sat down with young people to talk about love. ♪ your name is? >> georgia. >> anthony. >> jimmy: georgia and anthony. georgia, you'rele years old?

>> yes. >> jimmy: anthony you are? >> 6. >> jimmy: when do you turn 7? >> i don't know when it is. >> jimmy: you don't know. you'll figure it out eventually. so do you know what we're talking about tonight? do you know what our topic is? >> no. >> jimmy: it's love. >> oh. >> jimmy: love. >> like valentine's day. >> jimmy: valentine's day, that's right. yes. do you have a valentine? >> no, i don't know. >> jimmy: what do you think of each other? be honest. >> yeah. you love georgia? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: a little bit. georgia, what do you think? he loves you a little bit. >> i'm rejecting. >> jimmy: you're rejecting? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's good news. that's good news. do you know what rejecting means? >> i don't know what it is. >> jimmy: rejecting means she really loves you. >> wait, no. i meant the opposite.

>> jimmy: hmm? >> i meant the opposite. >> jimmy: you're rejecting his love? >> yes, i don't want his love. >> jimmy: does that change your mind about how you feel about her? >> mmm, no. >> jimmy: no. you still love her. yeah, yeah. well, that's nice. i mean, he's shown that he can love you through thick or thin, good times and bad, this being one of the bad times. and, you know, guys like this, there aren't that many of them. i mean some people have to go on tv shows to find somebody to fall in love with, and even that never works out. >> no. >> jimmy: so anything you want to say to georgia? tell her a little bit about yourself. >> i don't know what to say. >> jimmy: tell her when your birthday is. >> november 7th. >> jimmy: now he knows. so anthony, if you were to take georgia out on a date, where would you take her? >> like to denny's.

>> jimmy: denny's. that could be nice. it's kind of romantic, isn't it? >> kind of. >> jimmy: kind of. you like denny's? >> yes. >> jimmy: on november 7th, he gets a free breakfast. >> oh. >> oh, also, i like it on friday because friday they have chicken noodle soup. >> jimmy: maybe you two can get a nice bowl of chicken noodle soup and a couple of straws and just drink the soup and maybe your noses get a little close to each other, and then who knows. >> yeah, i don't think that's going to happen. >> jimmy: you don't? you know what? i feel like it's an interesting scenario. what i'm going to do, i'm going bring out my love meter. >> ooh. >> what's a love meter? >> jimmy: it's a device that is able to tell us if you're in love or not and how much love you're in. okay? i'll be right back. >> i don't think there is such a thing. >> jimmy: there is. i have one right here. it's a love meter. i'm going to start with you. so i'm going to put the love

meter on anthony's heart. we'll see. oh, yeah, he does have feelings for you. uh-huh. oh, it's glowing, yeah. all right. here we go. reset it. now, this will tell us if you love anthony. >> i don't. >> jimmy: well, your mouth says you don't, but let's see what the love meter says. okay. go ahead and put it right on your heart. there you go. let's see. oh, wow. oh, my gosh. >> that is not true! >> jimmy: wow! when you look at him, it gets even hotter. wow! oh, my gosh. >> that is not true! >> jimmy: congratulations, my man. you really won her over with that denny's stuff. well, listen, i wish the two of you a lot of chicken noodle soup together. i really do. can i come to the wedding, guysi >> jimmy: i'll sit with your side of the family. >> that would be good.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: some action thereally connection there. we have a good show. lauv, daniel radcliffe is here with us. what happened? what is that -- what's that music? oh my goodness. wow. holy-moly. [ cheering and applause ] is something happening? am i in trouble? is everything cool? what's going on here? >> i'm john shaft. >> jimmy: oh, hi, john. how are you? nice to meet you. >> i'm john shaft. >> jimmy: hey, john.

how you? >> i am also john shaft. >> jimmy: hey, john. how are you? it's a three-shaft night! what can i do for you? >> we're going to tell you exactly what you can do for the shafts. >> jimmy: okay. i would love to do something for the shaft, sure. >> you, sir, are going to show our new trailer. >> jimmy: oh, great. did you bring wit you? >> got it right here. what the hell is that? >> i think it's a vhs cam. >> jimmy: i don't think we have vhs player anymore. so that's a bummer. >> that's all right, that's all right. here's the trailer right here. >> what? >> is that a toaster, man? you brought a toaster to the show? >> this is blu-ray 1080p 2 million dazzling pixel. 2 million. here you go, jimmy. >> what is that, a vape pen? >> no, it's a flashlight. >> don't smoke, don't smoke, man.

>> what is that? >> jimmy: you guy, shafts, please, while you're arguinargu fortunately, we went online to the wb website and we found the trailer for the new movie. >> is that like bootleg? >> jimmy: it's just like blu-ray. it's even better. >> what are you waiting for? >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, the world premiere trailer for "shaft" in theaters june 14th. >> hi, i'm looking for -- >> shaft? >> uh-huh. >> whose asking? >> john shaft jr., your son. >> my son? jr.? >> yeah. >> you know they say a cat shared is a bad -- >> shut your mouth. >> ignore him. he thinks he's a black james bond. >> that dude was real. he think it was me.

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♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back tonight. from the hbo show "2 dope queens," one of the dope queens phoebe robinson is here with us.

and then this the song is called "i'm so tired," lauv featuring troye sivan. this is a picture of them. tomorrow night jennifer connelly will be here and oscar nominee richard e. grant will join us, music from why don't we and a special something with miley cyrus and mark ronson too. so please join us for that. no one, not john lennon, not even gandhi himself has done more to popularize little round eyeglasses than our first guest. he has a funny new show called "miracle workers" that premieres tuesday night on tbs. please welcome daniel radcliffe. [ applause ] >> thank you. can i tell you something? >> that was a great entry. thank you. >> it's great to have you here. that was -- i love being on

here. >> thank you. that is i cannot live up to that. >> we've had olympic athletes on this show. usain bolt was on this show. no one has exited and gotten to the couch faster than you just did. >> really? >> that was unbelievable. >> i even have that problem particularly on shows where they want some sort of participation. go along the row and high-five everyone. i can't. i don't. i will get it wrong and it will look unnatural and it will be bad. >> you're very speedy. >> have i been on ellen a couple of times. >> it used to be you had to dance when you were on ellen. and then i think she decided it was enough with the dancing. when you go on ellen, no pressure. you can walk out like a regular person. >> good. can i run, then? i'm so excited. >> no, no, you did great. where are you living now? >> am sort of between -- i'm mostly in london, but i just did a play in new york. >> that's why you're walking so

fast. you've been in new york. >> absolutely. yeah, i love it there. >> is that your favorite place to be? >> it is, i think so. i'm always going to be very proud to be from london, but it's great, particularly when i get to do a play there and live in new york for a few months. >> how old were you the first time you went to new york? >> i guess 11 on the first film, the press for the first harry potter film. >> and that's something that really makes an impression on you. >> yes. we were taken everywhere in stretch limos. >> yeah, right. >> which why did anyone think that was a good way to get around new york on a press tour? you're racing. give these 11-year-old kids stretches. at the time this is what actors do. we sit in limousines and the lights change colors and stuff. this is amazing. >> jimmy: sure, it kind of is in a way. >> yeah, there was a little less of that. ive feel at some point don't give them limos anymore. that's crazy. >> jimmy: and there is no slower way to travel than in a stretch limousine.

>> really. >> jimmy: when did you finish doing the play? >> i finished a couple of weeks ago, two or three weeks ago and i've been doing press for the show and hanging around. >> jimmy: how many days a week do you have to do a play? every night? >> six days a week, eight performances over the course of the six days. so you'll do two matinee days. eight shows a week. it's great. >> jimmy: is that good? >> it is good. i feel like i get better as an actor every time i do stage. i feel like it's -- even though it's only -- our play was only 85 minutes long, it's still tiring and you feel like you've sort of put your work into something. it's very satisfying. >> jimmy: when you go to shoot a tv show or a movie or something like that, do you have to kind of shift, make a change because you're performing in front of a group of people and instead you're performing in front of no one? >> a little bit. i think it's basically the same thing. you're trying to be real or, you know, and if it's comedy, then i don't know. i don't think much changes between tv and film for me. maybe it should, and i should be, you know -- go some place. >> jimmy: whatever you're doing,

it seems to be working out fine. >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: are you an american citizen? >> i'm not, no. >> jimmy: you're not. >> i'm fully americanized in that, you know, i threw a super bowl party the other day. >> jimmy: you did? [ applause ] >> wasn't that a great game we were all satisfied by? yeah, i feel like that's my -- i haven't become an american citizen. but if at some point in the future i could have dual citizenship, i might. i love being here. >> jimmy: were there brits a the super bowl party? because i wonder. >> no. >> jimmy: i wonder if you're used to watching soccer, wow, this is a high scoring game. >> well. >> jimmy: 13-3. >> it's really eventful. no, what we did have is we had -- there's a small toy that somebody bought for me because my friends know me well, and it's like a little plastic gymnast that you magnetize to a little plast bar and you press one button to spin around and the other to jump off.

you have to try to make him tick is the landing. that was the focus of good sporting thing at our super bowl party, which made up for if game. >> jimmy: were you guys betting on this? >> no. there were some prop bets on the game like songs maroon 5 would sing. >> jimmy: yes. did you indulge in any of those propositions? >> well, that's the thing. we were all like -- we were all the prop bets when you looked back at them afterwards, oh, we were all just writing down the super bowl we wanted to see. >> jimmy: i see. >> so it would be what do you this the longest touchdown would be, 45, 50, 80 yards. what, one-yard touchdown. >> jimmy: you were betting optimistic. >> we were betting with our hearts. >> jimmy: i like that. is super bowl sunday your favorite american holiday? >> yeah, pretty much. you guys do halloween in a way that is insane to us in england, but amazing in a way i just love. >> jimmy: wow. >> i'm in the west village in new york where the parade goes through. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i've never been to that halloween parade, it is worth it. we're kind of catching up now in england. >> jimmy: are they starting to trick-or-treat now?

>> i've never been trick or treating in my life. >> jimmy: oh, no. oh, you poor baby. >> i know. people looked at me like i had a terrible neglected childhood. >> jimmy: getting candy every time you knock on a door. do you give out candy? do kids come to your house? >> yeah, a couple of years ago we did. >> jimmy: oh, boy, that's got to be strange. >> it was fun, actually. and we fully -- i fully leaned into it. i saw the kids in my building. they all know i'm there. so i'm just fully leaned into the thing and a lightning bolt and a pumpkin. >> jimmy: so you had little harper potters coming to our door. >> we did at the beginning of the night. a the beginning it was 4-year-olds and their parents and like 7 or 8-year-olds. and clearly word spread in the building that we were answering the door. so by the end of the night it was teenagers in no costume. yeah, there was a little less effort. >> jimmy: there are some towns making it legal fillegal for te to trick-or-treat. once you hit 13, you're not

aloud to do it anymore. >> that seems a shame. >> jimmy: it seems a shame, but i kind of agree with it. at least you have to wear a costume. >> you have to wear a costume. >> jimmy: and a hat is not a costume by the way. a baseball hat does not count as a costume. >> what about the mask with no like other effort has been made? >> jimmy: that's a robbery. >> just a ski mask. >> jimmy: don't even open the door when those people come to the door. so you said you did this day for how many weeks? >> i think we did about three months, three or four months of the show. >> jimmy: i know you have a girlfriend. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i'm curious about this. and i've asked a couple of people. and i want to see what your answer to this is. when you are in a serious relationship with someone and you're doing a play for that long a period of time, how many times are they expected to come to see you at the play? >> um, i mean, i think like once at the beginning, like either in previews or on opening night and once near the end so they can go it's grown so much. it's got so much better. >> jimmy: two is the number.

>> and any other time past that is a bonus. >> jimmy: that's gravy. >> i think she came four times actually. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> it was only 85 minutes long. we don't take time out of life. >> jimmy: under/over 2 1/2. >> minimum. >> jimmy: when famous people come to the show, do you feel compelled to greet them after the play? >> yeah, a little bit. particularly if it's something you're excited about meeting. we had chelsea clinton come and see the show. whenever there is anybody related to -- whenever it's not like an actor who is famous. we're sort of not unimpressed by actors, but we meet each other. when it's somebody from a different world, i personally get very nervous and excited. but i'm more likely if it's a director or an actor in the audience who might give me a job some day, that's when i get nervous. >> jimmy: is that true? >> that's when i go to a place of analysis after every line, i'll is a line, oh, that was terrible. >> jimmy: oh really? >> yeah, a little bit. so i don't generally get told if

anyone is in seeing the show until 3/4 of the way through the play, and i'll say is anyone in? you know, you're almost done by then, if it's either gone well or not. >> jimmy: you're very neurotic. i feel like maybe if you received more candy as a child, you wouldn't have this problem. >> no, i don't know what it is. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. daniel radcliffe is here. the show is called "miracle workers." we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by nacho fries. now serving at a taco bell near you. ♪ ♪ ♪

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. impossible. impossible. oh, incoming! >> two billion prayers received. >> this department seems wildly understaffed. >> it was designed to accommodate a much smaller earth population. no one ever imagined the planet was going to get this crowded. >> there is no way we can answer all these. >> i usually try for three a day, four. now that i've got you, maybe five, six, maybe as many as six. >> that's daniel radcliffe in "miracle workers." it premieres february 12 on tbs. daniel, i think it's important that we explain what was going on there, which i probably should have done before we saw

the clip. are you an angel technically. >> yes. >> jimmy: in the show? >> no wings, no halos, but we are angels. the show is set in heaven where heaven is a corporation that exists to run the earth, and the boss of that company is god, played by steve buscemi. so yes, what you see in that scene is i work in the department of answered prayers. it is a one-person operation until geraldine gets there. so i am one man answering the prayers of 6, 7 billion people. and it's fairly overwhelming. so he has scaled back his ambitions to do very small trivial players. >> jimmy: your specialty is finding people's keys? >> yeah, lost keys, lost gloves. any lost small item. i really like anything bigger than that, oh, there is a risk of failure there, so we'll ignore that. and, yeah, my character particularly at the beginning of the series, it's just a frighteningly cowardly and

afraid of everything. >> jimmy: i love steve buscemi as god. you can't just have anyone play god. >> no. >> jimmy: an actor has to have a certain amount of gravitas to be considered even. like you wasn't put antonio sabato jr. in the role of god, for instance. >> right. i'm not entire -- i don't know. >> jimmy: trust me on that. >> okay. but, yeah. no, i mean, that's the great thing, you want somebody with you with gravitas. steve has that, but also can ditch that and play god as a kind of crazy, mad very, very funny character. i was just saying to you there is a scene -- it's not really a spoiler. there is a scene in this show where playing god's assistant has to explain to him how to microwave the pot pie. it's the funniest thing. i was crying, laughing watching it. i hope you enjoy that when it comes out. >> jimmy: your character eats mustard straight out of the packet. is that something in the script or did you something you decided

to do? >> it was in the script. did they talk to someone? does somebody know? i wouldn't eat mustard straight out of the packet, but if you have a steak and i'll do off a spoon with nothing else, happily. >> jimmy: i'll take a jar of gulden's mustard. i'll shake it up. you don't want that water. it's a disaster. >> we're talking french, dijon, hot english? >> jimmy: brown deli mustard. what about you? >> hot english. not whole grain. >> jimmy: of course you would go with the hot english. but i will squirt it into a spoon and i will eat mustard. >> it definitely got to the point where we were doing like geraldine's coverage, and her close-ups on the scene. dan, you don't have to eat the mustard. no, i'll do it. you want the full thing. so i'll do it. don't worry about it. >> jimmy: i also heard that you are an aficionado of the bachelor. have you been watching this

year? >> i have been watching pretty closely this year. >> jimmy: what do you any? what's your take? >> i am really enjoying it. >> jimmy: is colton a virgin. that's the question. >> is that a question? they seemed to have talked a lot about the fact that he is. >> jimmy: they talked about it, but is he? >> i'm fascinated. what's to gain? >> jimmy: look at him, first of all. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know what i think happened? i think he has been telling his mother he is a virgin for a long time. i think she's probably very religious, and he's -- and now he's all of the sudden on tv, and he has to continue with this lie. i would like to do a medical examination of him. i don't know if men have hymens, but if they do, i'd like to have a look at it. i mean, i'm not a doctor, but. >> yeah, that seems reasonable. >> jimmy: who do you think he is going to pick? >> well, i really liked elise until the end of the day. >> jimmy: it's cassie. he is going to pick cassie. >> i liked cass it is. i thought cassie was a strong contender. i also -- but i also like --

they all say -- the thing with the people on the bachelor with colton, there has been a couple of bachelors you don't seem like a good person. but he i think does generally. and there are some people where you're too nice for this. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and apparently he is going to hop a fence at some point. >> jimmy: yes. >> i'm a bit concerned for him really. >> jimmy: can you imagine them at home right now watching harry potter talk about their love life? they must be. >> that would be super weird. i'm so sorry, colton. we actually tweeted the other day. i mentioned this in an interview the other day. i don't have twitter, but he tweeted something about me which made its way to me. i love you, colton. >> jimmy: daniel radcliffe. watch the show. it's called "miracle workers" february 12th on tbs. we'll be right back with phoebe robinson. ♪ oneeeee... did you try this one? feel this one. it's amazing! twooooo... it's nice. but it's kinda pricey. hi.

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>> jimmy: hi ya. welcome back. lauv and troye sivan are on the way. our next guest is an actor, comedian and self-proclaimed member of the royal family. she is one of hbo's "2 dope queens" which returns on friday at 11:00 p.m. please say hello to phoebe robinson. >> jimmy: phoebe robinson! [ applause ] >> goodness! >> jimmy: nice to meet you. >> nice to meet you too. hi! >> jimmy: we are -- they were talking to me. we are both interviewing michelle obama in front of an audience this weekend. >> yes. >> jimmy: i am doing it on friday night in seattle, in tacoma, actually, and you are in portland, just a couple of hours away from there. >> yeah, on saturday, just hanging out with me. >> jimmy: i heard you're doing -- this is your third time

doing this. >> my third time. i don't know what i did in a past life, but i am thank you, black jesus. i am so pumped, yeah. >> jimmy: did -- now when you interview mrs. obama three times, you use the same questions, or do you come up with a whole different set for each time? >> it is -- you know what? the first time you're doing all these deep questions. but now the third time, what kind of lotion do you use? do we use the same cocoa butter? it's going to be fun. >> jimmy: what kind of cocoa butter do you use? because i cocoa butter myself. >> oh my god you are a white man who cocoa butters? >> jimmy: i am. >> wild, wild. >> jimmy: dj khalid gave me some cocoa butter. this is funny. hmm, smells like chocolate. i'm using this every day. >> i use palmers. what's your brand? >> jimmy: i use palmers also. oh, your hands are so soft. and cocoa buttery.

>> thank you. >> jimmy: does your mom get excited that you're interviewing mrs. obama? is that something -- >> she's fine. >> jimmy: oh. >> no, because she is obsessed with viola davis. so that is like the celeb for her. when i tell my parents, michelle obama. she's that's cool, have you met viola davis yet. >> jimmy: have you met viola davis? >> no i haven't. >> jimmy: she was here last week. >> you could have flown me out. >> jimmy: she is going through menopause. >> does she want you to share that again. >> jimmy: she announced it on the show and it got a little serious for a while. what do you think your mother would do if she met viola davis? >> i think she would freak out. all black parents have seven celebs that they love, and that's the roster and it never changes. >> who are your family's? >> the rock. >> jimmy: the rock? really? >> my mom loves the rock. bruce willis. she has a crush on him but she won't admit it. mom, you like a bald head.

okay. oprah, gayle. she also like patti labelle. those are like the tops. >> jimmy: okay. >> anyone else, my mom, what if i ever met beyonce. what if we bumped in her, because she said i wouldn't even say hi. what? you're too good to say hi to beyonce? octavia, get ahold of yourself. >> jimmy: your mother is very loyal to viola davis, really almost to the point of ridiculousness. >> exactly. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm from cleveland, ohio originally. yes, thank you! >> jimmy: and you live in new york? >> i live in brooklyn. i have a boyfriend. a white guy from uk, patient zero. he is absolutely delightful. we moved in together and it's going really well. >> jimmy: was the queen something that attracted him or was he offended that you adopted a royal moniker? >> i think he likes it. he didn't grow up super rich, but he is very posh. that's like his thing. >> jimmy: oh, he is?

>> like he loves afternoon tea. >> jimmy: really? >> let's go three hours and get tea. i've got change my weave. i don't have time. i'm choosing hair over tea. >> jimmy: he goes to a place for tea? >> yeah. >> he's taken me. it's cucumber sandwiches and three hours and the time flies by. >> jimmy: it's not something as americans we're accustomed to. >> no, no. no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: your show started as a podcast. how did you make that leap to hbo? how did that happen? >> you know, jess and i were like it's money. and we're sure. no, they heard about the podcast and jess and i felt it would work for tv. we went in there and it was mutual lovefest. let's do it. it was the easiest pitch. >> jimmy: and you had daniel radcliffe on the show. >> i did. he is so sweet. >> jimmy: did you have tea? >> we didn't have tea, but we did a little wand work. i'm not well versed on harry

potter, but i feel like i crushed wandering. >> jimmy: he taught you how to properly use the wand. >> jimmy: that's interesting. you think he would hate doing something like that. he would have an assful of the wand. >> i will do what you and jess say. i got you. >> jimmy: well, the show is called "2 dope queens." season 2 premieres this friday 11:00 on hbo. maybe viola davis would be on the show? is that something? we'll put in a call. >> let's see. >> jimmy: phoebe robinson, everybody. we'll be right back with music from lauv antroy >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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"nightline" is next, but first, here with the song "i'm so tired," lauv and troye sivan! ♪ ♪ i'm so tired of love songs tired of love songs tired of love songs tired of love ♪ ♪ just wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home whoa ♪ ♪ so tired of love songs tired of love songs tired of love songs tired of love ♪ ♪ just wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home whoa ♪ ♪ party trying my best to meet some body but everybody around me is falling ♪ ♪ in love to our song i-i oh i-i ♪ hate it taking a shot because i can't take it but i don't think that they make anything ♪ ♪ that strong so i hold on i-i oh, i-i yeah ♪

♪ i'm so tired of love songs tired of love songs tired of love songs tired of love ♪ ♪ just wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home whoa ♪ ♪ so tired of love songs tired of love songs tired of love songs tired of love ♪ ♪ just wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home whoa ♪ ♪ strangers killing my lonely nights with strangers and when they leave ♪ ♪ i go back to our song i hold on i-i oh i, hurts like heaven ♪ ♪ lost in the sound buzz cut seasonnd can't unmiss you ♪ ♪ and i need you now yeah i-i oh, i, yeah ♪ ♪ i'm so tired of love songs tired of love songs tired of love songs tired of love ♪

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this is "nightline." >> tonight, racism rewind. the new controversy shining a light on dark pasts. >> i went out into black areas so that i could unleash physical violence. >> and igniting tough conversations. >> people have prejudices and bigotries in themselves. it doesn't mean they have to express them constantly. >> but in today's climate, if someone says they've changed, will society let them? plus -- >> this right here, "nightline." >> we're out on the town with henry winkler, talking about those happy days. >> ehh! >> eh to you. >> i'm the fonz, eh! >> but the coolest guy on tv was fighting a secret battle. >> when you're told often enough that you're not g