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>> have a great weekend. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dr. phil mcgraw, oscar nominee sam elliott, and music from flipp dinero. and now, moving forward, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks very much, everyone. welcome. thank you. very nice. thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. welcome to our, our home here in hollywood. these are, boy, i got to tell you something. there are so many extraordinary things happening in shgtpoay.
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it's really hard to keep track of them all. but i'm going to try to sum them up for you quickly if i can. if they weren't already, the gloves are officially off between donald trump and nancy pelosi. the state of the union address is off, too. the president was supposed to give the annual state of the union address from the house on tuesday. as presidents traditionally do. but last week nancy pelosi said you either need to postpone or move it because of the shutdown. apparently, the speaker gets to decide who gets to speak in the chamber of the house. we never knew this before because it wasn't an issue. she said you aren't giving it here. and so this morning trump sent her a letter saying, i am giving it there. like an ex-husband who wasn't invited to christmas but showed up anyway. [ laughter ] pelosi said no, this isn't happening. so trump, who was surprised by this, because he had no other choice said fine, it isn't happening, then called it a great blotch on the incredible country that we all love, which, by the way, wouldn't be a bad campaign slogan for 2020.
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[ laughter ] great blotch. can you put that on a hat? so instead of the usual state of the union, the president said he'll be holding an alternative event. he didn't elaborate as to the nature of this alternative event. but this new video may give us a hint as to what he has planned. >> on january 29th. all hell breaks loose for the pay-per-view event of the century. speechle mania. live from the county fairgrounds in tupelo, mississippi, you won't want to miss president donald "golden boy" trump give >> lies, lies, lies. all --ches! >> behold -- as the executive branch comes crashing down on cryin' chuck in are and the pelosi posse, in a showdown, steel slat brawl like you've never seen before. performances by ted nugent, the
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westboro baptist choir, this is the constitutionally-recommended address you've been waiting for. no congress, no teleprompters. no paychecks for anyone. it's time for the terror event and talk about the wall and get mexi-you to pay for it. >> ka-ching ka-ching ka-ching! >> speechlemania i. tuesday, january 29th. the state of the union is savage! >> donald trump, donald trump! >> powered by adderall. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think it will be a hit, i really do. in the meantime, just in case things aren't thuggish enough. michael cohen, the president's former attorney decided not to testify before congress next month after what he called threats to his family made by president trump. the president made a rambling phone call to fox news during which he somewhat only nutsly
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suggested someone should investigate michael cohen's father-in-law. then he did another interview with fox news and made insinuations about michael cohen's wife. now as a result cohen has decided to postpone his testimony. remind me. which godfather are we on now? [ laughter ] still ii? or iii? then while donald corleone is settling scores you have the vice president of the united states staying on top of international affairs. whenever there's a job the president obviously doesn't want to do, he farms it out to mike pence, in this case, it was to habla a bit of espanol. >> on behalf of the american people, we say to all the good people of venezuela -- [ speaking spanish ] we are with you. we stan with you. and we will stay with you until democracy is restored and you reclaim your birthright of libertad
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>> jimmy: my darling. how was his spanish? >> actually, he did good. >> jimmy: he did good? really? >> no, no, he did not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was shocked. so there's now another tell-all book written by a former trump staffer supposed to come out next week called "team of vipers." according to the author, trump told, right around, shortly after he took office, he told nasa he wanted them to land a man on mars during his first term in office and offered to give them all the money they would need to make it happen in two or three years. his lifelong dream is to be the first man to go bankrupt on mars. [ laughter ] i think this is a good idea. we should give nasa all the money they would ever need to send a man to mars, and that man should be donald trump. [ cheers and applause ]
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imagine, he could just sit on mars, watching fox and friends, eating that space ice cream and running the biggest miss universe pageant of all time on mars-a-lago, his new resort. [ laughter ] by the way, enough with these trump tell-all books. i'm so tired of these people who helped him get elected then writing about how horrible it was and he was. like they didn't know what they were getting -- all these former staffers coming out, in hindsight, how were we to know he'd be bad? because he's bad at everything, that's how we were to know. he was bad at running a casino. he was bad at being married. he was bad at running a university. he was even bad in "home alone 2," by the way. [ laughter ] everyone knew he'd always been bad at everything. [ cheers and applause ] so how is it you've suddenly come to this conclusion? the world's lamest pizza hut spokesman is running the united of course things are bad. [ laughter ] this is trump, i think it's like number 15 of the trump takedown books. he's the harry potter of presidents right now. the government is still shut down, day 33.
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almost 800,000 workers are not getting paychecks. we've been giving a job to one of those workers each night on our show. we've employed workers from irs, tsa, usda. our federal worker of the night tonight is a former navy pilot. please welcome curtis calabrese. curtis? [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? welcome, welcome. now curtis, were you a pilot for the navy and now you work for the faa. what do you do for the faa? >> i'm a federal aviation safety inspector and unit rep. as an inspector, i provide oversight for the national air space system. i conduct accident investigations and pilot certification. >> jimmy: you are part of the team that makes sure planes are safe before they go in the air. >> that's right. >> jimmy: when you're not making sure the planes of safe, who is making sure the planes are safe? >> the faa has recalled some inspectors back to work, without pay. >> jimmy: i see. what percentage of the force? >> i don't know the exact percent. i don't believe it's very much. >> jimmy: oh, really. we are not as safe in the air?
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>> that's right. every day the government shutdown continues the air space is getting more dangerous. >> jimmy: that's great to hear. [ laughter ] we should probably travel by scooter for a while. your job tonight miss job. tell a joke to the audience. stand here on this spot and go ahead. [ cheers and applause ] tell whatever joke. curtis with a joke. >> all right, i'll give it a shot. why did adele cross the road? >> why? >> to say hello from the other side. [ rim shot ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, curtis. i'm sorry, but you're fired. >> that's all right. >> jimmy: guillermo, show curtis the door, would you? okay, there you are. curtis, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] so this is interesting. there's a new study of millennials, and it turns out they're a little weird. this new research study says millennials are having less sex than generations before. from 1991 to 2017,
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the centers of disease control found that the percentage of high school students who had had intercourse dropped from 54% to 40%. i guess eating tide pods lowers your sex drive. [ laughter ] men and women in their early 20s are 2.5 times more likely to be abstinent than gen-xers were at the same age. this is how we end up with a virgin bachelor, by the way. [ laughter ] they're calling it a sex recession. when i was young and had a sex recession, i'd grant myself a stimulus package. [ cheers and applause ] on the "today" show today, the young people they interviewed, without saying much, managed to say a lot. >> millennials are having less sex than before, having what experts are calling a sex recession. i sat down with a group of millennials to find out. an article headline said, "millennials are in a sexual
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recession." it surprised me. does that headline surprise you all? >> completely. >> yes. >> no. >> absolutely. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, i didn't know we were all going to say yes. what a time to be alive, you know. things are changing so quickly from one generation to the next, and we've come up with a game to have some fun with that. every now and then we like to pit a senior against a junior for a battle of the ages. bith that said, it's time to play "generation gap." thank you. my cousin sal, hi cousin sal. >> what's happening, jimmy? >> jimmy: how much did you lose on the football games this weekend? >> i'm out $28,750. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. sal has a gambling problem. and he has his own show about gambling on "fox sports one" called "lock it in." he lost a lot of money. but this isn't about you, sal. >> thank god.
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>> jimmy: this is about our contesta contestants. let's start with our three-time champion from culver city, he's lean, he's mean, traverse from culver city. it's time to meet your challenger, she's a three-time grandmother, two-time great grandmother from garden grove, california, say hello to freda george. >> hello. >> jimmy: fre did. a, if you don't mind me asking, how many years old are you? >> 92. >> jimmy: 92. you look fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] how about that? how are you feeling, travers about going against the 92-year-old? >> i feel a little bad. >> jimmy: freda, did they have a sex recession when you were growing up? >> yes, they did. >> jimmy: they did? >> when i was growing up, i grew up in england. >> jimmy: oh. >> oh, this story again. >> the same old story. i married a g.i., i did. >> jimmy: all right, well, here's how the game works, freda. i'm going to ask you and travers questions about the past and
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present and whoever gets the most questions right wins. does it sound good? >> yes, it does. >> jimmy: we're going to start with our champion. travers, your question is finish this quote. float like a butterfly -- >> sting like a bee! >> jimmy: that's correct, travers. do you know who said that? >> mohammad ali. >> jimmy: that is correct, very good, very well done. freda, finish this song lyric. now she says she's going to do what to who, let's find out and see, cardi blank. >> blank, blank blank. >> jimmy: cardi blank. >> cardi blank, no, i don't really. >> jimmy: cardi. do you want to take a shot at it? >> cardi b. >> jimmy: travers goes up 20. have you ever heard of cardi b? >> yes. >> jimmy: you have? do you know what she does for a living? >> she's a singer. >> jimmy: very good. all right. so we are in range.
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next question for you, freda. what is the name of this once-popular toy that is on the video screen? do you know the name of this toy that was very popular about a year ago? >> a year ago. >> jimmy: yes. >> it was something to do with space. >> jimmy: hmm? >> something to do with space? >> jimmy: hmm? >> no. oh, something about the three dots. >> jimmy: yeah, do you know the name of the toy? >> no, i don't know the name of it. >> jimmy: travers, do you know the name of the toy? >> it's a fidget spinner. >> jimmy: this is a fidget spinner. oh, boy, you're running away with it. the next question is for you. what was the name of this once-popular toy? i had one of these when i was a kid. >> a baby bottle? >> jimmy: no, it is not a baby bottle. freda, do you know what it is? >> yes, i think i do. it's a, it's a toy, spinning. >> jimmy: yes. yes. >> spinning top type.
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>> jimmy: yes, you would do what and then spin? >> spin, spin. >> jimmy: yeah, close enough. it's a sit and spin. yes, that's right. [ applause ] all right, freda's on the board. travers, this man was the godfather of what? >> soul. >> jimmy: that's right. wow, travers. let's go to our final question, freda, who is this famous doctor? put the doctor up on the screen. who is this famous doctor, freda? >> cyclops? >> jimmy: ooh, good guess. you're in the marvel universe, but that is not correct. travers, who is that doctor? >> dr. strange. >> jimmy: one more question. >> good, i had 28 grand on freda. >> jimmy: travers, who is this famous doctor? and here he comes now. >> oh, i know this guy. >> jimmy: who is this famous doctor?
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[ cheers and applause ] >> oh, wow, dr. phil. >> dr. phil, wonderful to see you. >> jimmy: travers, who is this famous doctor, travers? >> dr. phil. >> jimmy: that's right. >> you should ask her that, come on, give her a chance. >> jimmy: we're going to give both of them prizes in spirit of dr. philliness. we got you a google pixel book and travers, a typewriter, there you go. thanks for playing "generation gap." thank you, dr. phil. we'll see new a minute. tonight on the show, music from flipp dinero. sam elliot is here. be right back with dr. phil! back with dr. phil! dear great-great-grandfather, you turned a family recipe into a brewing empire before prohibition took it all away. i promised our family i'd find your lost recipe. by tracing our history on ancestry,
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>> jimmy: tonight, he is nominated for an academy award for his role in the movie "a star is born." sam elliott is here. [ cheers and applause ] then, his song is called "leave me alone." flipp dinero from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, chris pine and lena headey will join us, with comedian kellen erskine on top of that. so join us for that. our first guest rose like a mustachioed mastodon from the oil fields of texas to heal the mentally deficient. his tv show "dr. phil" is on every weekday and his new podcast is called "phil in the blanks." please say hello to dr. phil mcgraw. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome.
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it's always a treat to see you. i enjoy chatting with you. >> i know. >> jimmy: i do. how's it going? everything all right? >> smooth, you know, i'm doing okay. >> jimmy: i saw that you're doing this podcast. actually, you had my friend dax shepherd on. >> dax, yeah. >> jimmy: first thing i'm wondering -- >> he's a hoot, by the way. >> jimmy: he's great. why are you doing a podcast? don't you have enough money? [ laughter ] i looked it up today, because i was thinking, doesn't dr. phil have enough money? and it says you make $80 million a year. >> well, you can't believe [ bleep ] you read. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's say it's off by 100%. that's still $40 million a year. >> well, i do it because, listen, when i'm on the show, i've got a task in front of me. i got to stamp out disease and suffering the whole time. i'm focused on that story. and i don't get to talk about everything i want to talk about and necessarily talk to interesting people about interesting things. as you know, there's a clock ticking down over here, i got to
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get to the point. in a podcast, i don't have to do that. i get to talk to whoever i want to, whenever i want to, for as long as i want to, about any damn thing i choose. >> jimmy: i see. >> and i like that. >> jimmy: you are a little tired of talking to -- >> it does make a little money. >> jimmy: -- mentally ill people on your show -- >> i didn't say that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i said. >> i didn't say that. you said that. >> jimmy: i did say that, yeah. >> you always derogate them, i do not. these are people looking for good, solid help, and they get it. and i love doing that. i don't want to stop doing that. i'm just doing this in addition to that. >> jimmy: you had an episode earlier this month called "i am not mentally ill, but i am the reincarnation of pocahontas." >> can we laminate this onto the desk? >> jimmy: that's right. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i am not mentally ill, but i am the reincarnation of pocahontas. >> yeah, she did say that.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: so that's what you're sick of. and you've moved on from pocahontas. >> i did not say i was sick of that, and i'm not sick of her. she does think she's pocahontas, and who's to say she's not. it could be liz warren. it could be her. i don't know. >> jimmy: that's true, it could be one of those two. [ applause ] >> no, she -- listen. some of these people, it's interesting in this day and time how some people can have really unusual beliefs and still be very high-functioning in their lives. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, and she was doing just fine until she started showing up for work dressed as pocahontas. >> jimmy: right. [ laughter ] >> she believed this for a long time. it was just the war paint and stuff that got her because customer service. >> jimmy: they don't go for that, yeah. you interviewed shaq, the first episode of the podcast? >> that was the first episode, yes. >> jimmy: shaquille o'neal. and revealed that you and shaq are friends. >> we are. >> jimmy: are you really friends with shaq? do you guys hang out together? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you know when his birthday is? >> no.
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i didn't say we living together. [ laughter ] i don't know when my kids' birthdays are. >> jimmy: you did say you guys facetime together, though. >> here's what happened. i sent him a text and said i wanted to do the podcast with you. and i didn't get a response. which is not like him, because he's, you know -- quick to respond. so five minutes later facetime goes on. i was watching him on tnt doing the basketball. he said, i didn't get the other text but i got you, brother, what do you need? so i hopped down to atlanta. i did he and barkley back to back -- >> jimmy: you did? do they like each other, do you think? >> it's interesting. you obviously haven't listened to the podcast. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i heard that, i didn't hear shaq. >> we are friending. we did "scary movie 4" together. >> jimmy: that was terrific. >> that was terrific. >> jimmy: one of your best roles. >> yeah, thank you.
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>> jimmy: you really nailed that one. >> we talked about that during oscar season. >> jimmy: has there been any talk of a "scary movie 5"? >> i felt really snubbed during oscar season that year. but he revealed in the podcast that he and barkley had gotten in a big fight. and it really broke out during a game, like a very violent fight. and he said after the game, he said i was going to find him and kill him. >> jimmy: right. >> he said my phone rang and it was my mother and barkley's mother. and he said, i did not know they were good friends. and they were on the phone together and said, you don't need to be acting that way in front of people. and then barkley's mother chimed in and said, don't you hit my baby. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> he said, my mother doesn't play. so you go find him and apologize, she said. i got out of the locker room and went to look for him, here he comes from the other locker room, and he said, my mother and your mother just called me. told me to straighten up. he reveals in there the two mothers called their boys and
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said, you guys straighten up, don't act that way. >> jimmy: wow. >> said we have not had a feud since then. >> jimmy: i guess that's the end. that's weird. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's interesting. the show is called "phil in the blanks." who came up with that title? >> my son jordan. >> jimmy: is your son a pot smoker? [ laughter ] >> would he tell me? no. he has a lot of tattoos, but i don't know. >> jimmy: phil in the blanks. because you're phil. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's good, that's the one we're going to go with. >> i had a lot of choices, none of which i remember. i'm sure you have some to suggest. >> jimmy: yeah, i do have some to suggest. yeah. >> figures. not my first time here. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: philler up. phil in the hole. i mean, we could come up with a lot of them. if we need to, yeah. >> why do i get dressed and drive over here for this [ bleep ]? >> jimmy: i must ask you a question. how's that?
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>> i don't like it. >> jimmy: you did like phil in the blanks. >> that's pretty good, don't you think? >> jimmy: no, i don't think it's good. >> you don't like that? is that a good name? come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, what do you think of unphiltered. is it better? [ cheers and applause ] it's not too late. how many of these -- >> this sounds like a cigarette. >> jimmy: what's wrong with cigarettes? >> this one this week is steve harvey. >> jimmy: oh. >> and you talk about a funny guy. >> jimmy: yes, very funny. >> and he and i are very close friends. >> jimmy: the mustaches alone. [ laughter ] >> we vacation together. we're supposed to be competitors but we're not. we vacation together. our wives are friends. and i still learn things about him, sitting down. and it got -- you listen to it. it's very funny and gets very raunchy.
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but he is a funny guy. >> jimmy: yeah, one of the funniest guys. >> i've done about 30 of them. >> i like to get [ bleep ] in the can. >> jimmy: yeah, that's where you put it. [ laughter ] dr. phil is here, he's phillin' in the blanks. we'll be back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ discover your inner hero. and unlock the power... to speed through everything... in the blink of an eye. hertz fast lane powered by clear... in select airports 2019. hertz. we're here to get you there. marvel studios' captain marvel. in theaters march 8th. this is you shopping. and this is you maximizing at t.j.maxx. when you get more you for your money, every time, it's not shopping, it's maximizing. maxx life at t.j.maxx
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>> jimmy: we're back with dr. phil mcgraw. his podcast is called "phil in the blanks" because he's not making enough money. when you make $80 million a year, what do you get your wife for christmas? >> anything she wants. no, listen. i've been married 42 years, [ cheers and applause ] which means i'm either a really good gift giver or i know how to shut up. one of the two. we've been together 45 years and married 42.
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her birthday is three days after christmas. every christmas i would always say, that last one's your birthday, just don't open it. plus she's a twin. so then she had to share. >> jimmy: does the twin have the same birthday also? [ laughter ] >> take a deep breath, jimmy. you're on tuesday's show, okay? so i took her to vegas. she loves gwen stefani. and they're very friendly. i took her to see gwen stefani in vegas. shameless plug, if you have not seen gwen stefani in vegas, you need to do that. it is unbelievable. >> jimmy: she is very, very talented. >> wow. >> jimmy: she really gives 110%, as we say. >> no question about it. from the minute she steps on stage to the last second, it's 100%. >> jimmy: do you gamble in las vegas? >> we're not big gamblers. i was there with both my sons and their significant others. we have to go into a high rollers room because i get
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bothered a lot. the drunker it gets. hey, dr. phil. come and tell my wife -- whatever. so they put us in a high rollers room and take the limits off the table so we can gamble for whatever we want. and i'm standing there waiting for them to take us to this place, the casino manager. this guy comes up to me out of the blue, well-dressed, african-american guy and says oh, i'm so glad to see you, i have steadman graham's passport. i said what? he said i have steadman graham's passport, i've had it for two years. i said, why do you have his passport? he said, well, i found it. i'm from miami, i found it two years ago, i've had it all this time, i hadn't known what to do with it till i saw you tonight. and i'm like, okay, by now there's a halo of security around me, just getting tighter and tighter, because this guy's acting really weird. and he's had it for two years, and he's traveling with it? >> jimmy: really.
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[ laughter ] >> he's in vegas. >> jimmy: it's on him? >> on december 28. he says no, will you wait right here? i'll go to my room and get it. and he flies across the casino, i watch him. he goes into the tower suites, which are really expensive. he goes in there, and i'm thinking, he must have a job. >> jimmy: he's married to oprah. why not? >> no, not steadman, the guy who found the passport. >> jimmy: oh. >> stay with the story. >> jimmy: the twins were born on the same day, though, right? >> they are. so wait, he doesn't come back. and pretty soon here he comes power walking across the casino, and he's got the passport, and he gives to it me. i open it, it's got his address there. i said why didn't you just send it to his address? he said, oh. [ laughter ] is your wife's birthday on the same day as her twin? no, he says, i don't know. but, and i said you travel with this? and he said, well, yeah, i guess. i got it.
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so he gave it to me. so i text oprah right then, i said you aren't going to believe this [ bleep ] but i'm standing in the encore, in the bar in the encore, and no, i haven't started drinking. but i tell her the story, and she said [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: she said that word, oprah? >> we were texting. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she writes curse words? >> i'm not telling you any more. so i got the passport from him, gave bakt to steadman, who was very glad to have it. >> jimmy: really? >> you've got somebody's passport, even if it expires, you can steal their identity, pretend to be them. >> jimmy: yeah, this guy sounds like maybe he's not bright enough to steal anyone's identity. [ laughter ] >> or know what to do with it if he did. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here, dr. phil. >> i'm glad to be here. >> jimmy: if you would like me to be on "phil in the blanks," i'll give you many more titles for it. >> that's a commitment.
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>> jimmy: our wednesday night salute to men with great moustaches continues with our next guest. he is a distinguished actor who yesterday received the first oscar nomination of his career for best supporting actor in "a star is born." >> talk about how music is essentially 12 notes and the octave repeats. it's the same story told over and over, forever. all any artist can offer the world is how they see those 12 notes. that's it. >> jimmy: please say hello to sam elliott. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: how you doing? boy, i'm glad you got an oscar nomination, because you were so great in that movie. [ cheers and applause ] it's a great movie, too. what a job you did in that movie. >> lucky to be there. >> jimmy: a tearjerker. when you get a scene like that we just saw, do you look at it on the page and say, i know i'll just kill it, i know i'm going to knock this one out of the park? >> you hope that's going to happen, but you never know. >> jimmy: but then when you see it, do you know? or you don't like to look at it? >> no, i know, i think i know before i leave the set whether it's right or not. >> jimmy: gotcha. i'm guessing you did not wake up early to see if you were nominated. doesn't seem like you're that type. >> i didn't. >> jimmy: how did you find out? >> i turn my phone off at night, actually, and i did last night.
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or the night before last. i don't know what day that was. [ laughter ] my wife told me. >> jimmy: she did? >> i heard her, sam! about 6:30. sammy! she calls me sammy. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> as my mom did. and she said you got nominated. i said, well, cool. yp [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your wife has been nominated for an oscar, too. that's pretty great. that's a nice little distinction between you. >> we're going to have both of our certificates side by side over our bed. >> jimmy: you get a certificate for that. >> i think they do give you a certificate. the losers get a certificate. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the losers get nothing. you get a certificate. >> i think you get like an honorable mention or something. >> jimmy: you got a great honor right across the street from us, actually. your hands and feet, i mean.
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in cement. they save that one for very special actors. was that a meaningful experience for you to have that happen? >> it could have been in a block of cement and i'm going into the east river. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, cement can go either way. >> yeah, it was. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i tell you, there's an interesting little story about that. i mean, it seems to be interesting to the people who listen to it anyway, maybe it won't be to you. >> jimmy: i think everything in your voice is interesting. so give it a shot. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. when i first came to town and pursued my career, i worked as a day laborer. and one of the jobs i happened to work on was an addition of the beverly hilton hotel, this is in like '60s. '66. i remember because i was a day
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laborer, and because i was a day laborer i worked in the construction -- in the concrete business. but i remember that day or one was stg formofof the re, and i corete, that'ssuly what the laborers did, they stripped the forms and pulled the nails out of things. here were the limos coming, and i later found out it was the golden globes, and i thought, wow, cool. [ laughter ] the golden globes. and then over the years i went to a few. those were the days when you used to drive into the roundabout, you could jump out of your car and go into the lobby and into the ballroom. >> jimmy: do you look at that concrete now as you enter the golden globes? >> it was kind of a roundabout tale i was going to tell you, and i totally got off the track about it. >> jimmy: yeah, that's pretty great, though. >> and then i ended up putting my hands in the cement, back into the cement. >> jimmy: you have a long history with cement. >> yes, i do. i may yet end up in the east river. >> jimmy: in the movie, bradley cooper, he based the, his voice
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on your voice, is that true? >> that's the rumor. >> jimmy: that's the rumor. [ laughter ] has he confirmed that rumor? >> he confirmed it on the night that i met with him. i never met bradley before we did the film. >> jimmy: oh. >> went to his home one night. he fixed me a beautiful dinner and we had a long conversation about families and mothers and brothers and dads. about the film. and he played a couple things for me, and one of them was a video that he'd shot with gaga at her home. i think the day that he met her. she was playing the piano and they were both singing. but the other thing he played for me was an audiotape that he'd been working on with a voice coach. and apparently, he'd gotten a couple of interviews that i'd done, because he was saying some of my lines that i'd done in this interview. and not only saying the lines, but it's, you know, doing this takeoff on my voice. he said this is going to sound a
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little weird, and i said you're right. it did sound a little weird. [ laughter ] but it was very close. >> jimmy: yeah, you could have sued him if you hadn't been in the movie, i mean, really. >> he boxed himself in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you could own the cooper empire. i think he should have gotten a best director nomination, he didn't, but certainly, he got a lot of other nominations. [ cheers and applause ] he did such a great job. you all did with that movie, and gaga, were you familiar with her work beforehand? >> yeah, i did. i was familiar with her work as a singer, for sure. i have a daughter that's her age. my daughter cleo is a couple years older than gaga, so i've been listening to gaga ever since she came onto the scene. >> jimmy: will you prepare a speech for the oscars? >> i'm not that optimistic that i need to prepare a speech. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, the movie's terrific. you did an unbelievably great job in it. if you haven't seen it "a star is born" is in theaters now. and watch the oscars, live,
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sunday, february 24th here on abc. sam elliot, everyone. thank you very much, sam. and we'll return with music from flipp dinero. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. it's a revolution in sleep. the sleep number 360 smart bed is on sale now, from $899, during the ultimate sleep number event. it senses your movement, and automatically adjusts to keep you both comfortable. it even helps with this. so you wake up ready to hit the ground running. only at a sleep number store. save 50% on the sleep number 360 limited edition smart bed.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank dr. phil and sam elliott, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, he is from brooklyn, he's here with the song "leave me alone," flipp dinero! [cheers and applause] ♪ yeah i miss you but i got no time for that ♪ ♪ yeah hey yeah hey yeah hey ♪ yeah i miss you but i got no time for that ♪ ♪ how could you wish you never played me have no time for that ♪ ♪ damn claiming you're my lady got no time for that ♪ ♪ how could you move it like you're crazy i ain't call you back damn ♪ ♪ leave me alone
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♪ drung drunk as what what what what ♪ ♪ leave me alone drunk drunk hey hey ♪ ♪ leave me alone drunk hey hey hey ♪ ♪ leave me alone yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ yeah i miss you but i got no time for that ♪ ♪ you was my lil' lady drive me crazy i was fine with that damn ♪ ♪ how you just gon' play me i ain't fine with that ♪ ♪ thinking 'bout you daily smoking crazy while i'm off the tech damn ♪ ♪ flexin' oh we was flexing always had told you that you'd be a star ♪ ♪ goals in our checklist damn question oh check your message ♪ ♪ shooting for the stars oh you was sexy ♪ ♪ down oh she call down please let them go down ♪ ♪ even if she oh down oh down
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♪ drop is a coupe dropping the top off my car aye ♪ ♪ i cannot love on no ---- when she ---- the clique man she playing her part yeah damn aye ♪ ♪ life i knew all that from the start aye ♪ ♪ i told meez i walk up from that ♪ ♪ leave me alone hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ leave me alone hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ leave me alone drunk as hey hey hey hey ♪ ♪ leave me alone yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ you can't play me i'm just wavy sipping purple til i'm lazy ♪ ♪ like a throwback ayisyen how you ain't know that ♪ ♪ hit my bop like i'm lil kodak on the block where it ain't good at ♪ ♪ i can't sweat you i'm like who that i can't sweat you i don't do that ♪ ♪ i do i do ♪ aye tell you the truth i ain't want you to depart i wanted you but i can't -- ♪ ♪ 'cause you different you can't play your part no damn aye ♪ ♪ tell you the truth i wanted you from the start ♪
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tonight -- >> there's no such thing as a perfect marriage, and we had our share of issues. >> one woman, two dead husbands under suspicious circumstances. >> i can tell you right now, very rarely does anybody commit suicide naked. >> the unusual clue linking the two deaths. >> underneath the bed there was a bottle of anti-freeze that was on its side. >> and the daughter she tried to poison and frame. >> i hate my mother for ruining so many people's lives. what gave her the right to play god with people? >> this special edition of "nightline," "black widow," will be right back.
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