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exciting new slogan. finish the wall. now he wants finland to pay for the wall. [ cheers and applause ] how do you finish a wall? you haven't even started building it. it's like saying finish your dinner before you eat lunch. >> now, you really mean finish that wall, because we built a lot of those. finish. >> he went right from build the wall to finish the wall. this is unbelievable. about a month ago we suggested he just tell the people it was being built. they're not going to drive over from alabama to check on the progress. but that's exactly what he's doing. he's gone from build the wall to finish the wall.

this is really orwellian. it will be now that we finish the wall, it will be paint the wall. what i thought was a shocking admission last night and one i think has been a long time coming. >> i'm guilty! i'm guilty. >> yeah. i guess that's that. robert mueller has been out on vacation. you know who else is in el paso? none other than the president's third favorite son. >> man, i love being in texas. it's been a while since i was here last weekend. not political. that was just fun in the woods with somebody's machine guns but we had a good time anyway. >> yeah. they're trying to hard to be like his father.

i guess it would be cute if it wasn't so pathetic. >> i'd love seeing some conservatives because i know it's not easy. all right. keep up that fight. bring to it your schools. you don't have to be up dock nated by these loser teachers that are trying to sell you on socialism from birth. you don't have to do it. >> jimmy: that's right. whatever -- if you're in school and the teacher starts to talk, put your big toe in your ears so you can't hear anything. you don't have to listen to -- the apple doesn't fall far from the orange, i guess. but the president said a lot last night. and so to really savor what he says we slowed him down for tonight's drug sniffing edition of drunk donald trump. >> i said secret service took me out to places they were showing

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breaks. if anybody should be afraid of being cut out, it's the ed torres. the show is long but i have a solution i think will make everybody happy. you have a certain number of speeches and a certain number of commercials. something has to go. give out the oscar in these categories at a burger king. ok sn have the winner go up to the counter. get their oscar or maybe a juicy flame broiled bk stacker. no one gets left out. once again, i saved the academy mill awards. you're welcome. you know, only thing is the telecast and a lack of a host this year, there's been a lot of controversy surrounding the oscars. as a result, a lot of attention paid to that. we went out in the street and asked people to tell us how they thought the show went this year.

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between you? >> i'm not saying. >> jimmy: and a celebrity pesterer by night, please welcome yehya. >> jimmy: thank you, god bless you. i know you met the celebrities. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you recognize either of these men? >> i got a problem with them. this guy do a tv. >> jimmy: what's his name? >> ray. show is called "everybody love ramon." >> jimmy: do you know this guy? >> it's mr. barkley.

i get a photo of him in vegas. i'm there. yeah. don't forget. >> jimmy: so you guys go back a long, long way. >> he's a good guy. >> jimmy: guests, i'm going to ask you to put on your blind folds. i will show yehya a photo of a famous person he took a picture with. without using that celebrity's name. he will give you clues as to who it is. that's very important yehya. please do not use person's name. here we go. >> he's a latino. she marry rich guy, actor and his husband is -- >> jimmy: yes, charles. >> salma hayek.

>> jimmy: yes. very well done. >> i don't help him, i swear. >> jimmy: accosting salma hayek in our alley who is ourselves next celebrity, yehya? >> dwyane johnson. >> i don't say the name. >> jimmy: you've gotten really good at this. >> you touch me a lot. >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. who is the celebrity? >> oh, the lady, she sound for titan ek. >> jimmy: charles. >> kate winslet. >> jimmy: no. >> oh, oh. >> h.

>> jimmy: what is the answer? >> no, no. >> celine dion. >> jimmy: yes? >> the snuck inside and i want to put the hand behind her skirt. it was about the diamond, not about her. >> jimmy: you were going to take the diamond. we wouldn't want that. who's the next celebrity? >> you went too fast. yeah? >> jimmy: it's time for the hypothetical. >> she have longer hair but i don't think it's original. she put -- >> jimmy: yes, ray. >> nicki minaj. >> jimmy: no. >> young girl. >> jimmy: charles, she's a music star, she has hair. ray, you already guessed. you can't guess again.

>> i'll tell him. >> juicy james. >> jimmy: no. i'm sorry -- >> she's so young. >> jimmy: it's ariana grande. joim our next celeb is. >> the guy who work like the life guard with pamela anderson. >> david hasselhoff. >> i don't say nothing, i swear, i don't say nothing. i don't help you guys. >> jimmy: they're good at this. >> i don't help. >> jimmy: i know. you're sweating like a lot. >> it's ok. >> jimmy: let me wipe you up. next celebrity. who is that guy? >> he's the guy who make the -- two guys make the movie. >> jimmy: yes, that's right. >> jimmy: he's in a movie.

>> jimmy: yes, ray! >> jill haehlen jillenhall. next >> she do a she's african-american. i don't know the boxers. >> jimmy: let's talk about her. >> she do a -- win an oscar with denzel watson. >> jimmy: charles? >> with denzel with denzel withl >> jimmy: ray? >> halle berry. gentlemen, no one's going home

empty handed. you're going to get a prize. tell them what they've won. >> they're going home a limited edition of themselves with yehya. >> jimmy: thank you charles, thank you, wray. we'll be back with charles barkley and ray romano. i hear it in the background and she's watching too, saying [indistinct conversation] [friend] i've never seen that before. ♪ ♪ i have... ♪ (pathe best of both worlds howwith sprint?people they get let's tell everyone sprint is now offering an unlimited plan and an iconic phone for just $25 a month. (vo) switch and get an unlimited plan

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight one of the all time greats both on the o court and on television. from "inside the nba" and "nba all-star weekend", this weekend on tnt, sir charles barkley is here. tomorrow, jennifer lopez and jessica rothe will join us, with music from josh groban. and on thursday, ben affleck, dane cook and music from bring me the horizon. please join us for all that. you know, there are many who say this country has never been as divided as it is right now. that's why it is reassuring to remember that everybody, regardless of political affiliation, loves our first guest. you can see him right now in his first stand-up special in 23 years, "right here, around the corner" is streaming on netflix. please welcome ray romano. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how you doing? >> thank you, thank you. good crowd. good crowd. >> jimmy: you beat charles barkley. that's exciting, right? >> yeah. it was close. i think i was favored by one and a half. so i lost if you were betting. >> jimmy: you're a big sports fan in general, right? >> i am. i'm a sports fanatic with my home town sports. i'm very superstitious. it's really hard. i root for the jets. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i look for -- i look for any sign. i had -- the other day -- during this season we were going to the game. me and my kids were going to the game. this is kinds of a gross side. >> jimmy: oh. >> i told my boy i think the jets are going to win.

in the morning i flipped by q tip in the trash can and it stood up. >> jimmy: like a javelin. >> anybody else would have thought that's gross. i thought it's a sign. >> jimmy: did the jets win? >> it was not a sign at all. >> jimmy: your so matt works here. he's been working here for quite a while. everyone loves him, too. >> i'm surprised i don't screw my kids up. i don't think i'm a bad dad. i just know i'm neurotic. i play little games, little hypothetical games with them. my wife says i need to stop it. >> jimmy: like what? >> when matt was just about eight and he was getting into basketball. in the back yard i told him if someone gave you two shots and all you have to do is make one and you get all the money in the world.

but if you miss them both, you lies your leg. and i'm saying this to an eight-year-old. he thought about it and he says i don't know. i said forgets about it, forget about it. two days later we were driving in the car and from the back seat he goes, dad, would your leg just fall off or would they have to cut it off? >> jimmy: that's a good question. >> yes. i said, well they've got to cut it off. i'm not doing it. i'm knots doing it. that's not healthy. >> jimmy: is it a test to see if they get the right answer? >> no, there's no right answer. it's a sick thing i do. >> jimmy: did your father do that? >> my father had a dry sense of humor. only we got it. he drove my wife crazy. when we first got married, he -- this was back in the day with answering machines. we actually had this in the

pilot show of "everybody loves raymond." he got the code and he would call from outside and check the messages. then he'd leave a message for us, like, you have an appointment with the gynecologist. i get it. dad. it's funny. she doesn't get it. oh, go an. i said please stop. i thought i'd handled it. then the next time i called my house to listen to the messages, he found a way -- there's also a code where you can change your outgoing message. >> jimmy: yeah. >> from outside. so instead of hearing, hey, this is ray and anna, leave a message. .

it was like, ray and -- i was like if you want ann, call 260 -- here's the thing. i have to thank my father. without him i don't think i would have ever heard my wife say [ bleep ]. yes. >> jimmy: ray romano is here. we'll be right back. ht back.

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. i had three kids under the age of ten. no sex. my wife when we went away i would get overly excited. she would say the moment we get in the room, let's not have sex. she's unzipping luggage and i'm naked in my socks already. nobody is here, nobody is here. >> jimmy: that is ray romano. what an idea this is for a comedy special, which is funny by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're at the comedy cellar in new york.

>> when i go to new york, that's the way i do a spot. i pop in and ask can i go on. the 234rg is so great that i say, let's do that. >> jimmy: i guess with when people are anticipating you being there it's a lot different than you walking in. >> right. listen, i'm a realist. i'm not going to get that reaction forever. i said let's do a special now while they still do that. >> jimmy: i think you're more pest mist than real isks. one of the recurring themes in the comedy is after all these years you still find so many ways to annoy your wife. >> i don't think. >> jimmy: you're not trying? >> no. i don't -- we went out -- we were going out with a couple we don't know that well. ahead of time she said, listen, we don't know them so just -- just don't, just don't. that's all she had to say.

i'm, all right, i won't. and we were at dinner and we were talking and they had kids, too. my wife brought up the subject of when kids ask questions that are kind of touching and you don't know the proper way to answer them. she's telling the story of when my twins were i guess nine and they came home from school and apparently, they heard the word [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: ok. >> i'm saying it lower so you don't have to [ bleep ] it. >> jimmy: ok. >> and so she's telling the couple, i don't wane them hearing from a stranger. they're asking what does it mean. so i had to explain to them what [ bleep ] meant. and i went wait a minute. you know? [ cheers and applause ] whoa. hold on.

i've been bamboozled. she's not happy. >> jimmy: you talk about the horror of listening to your mom having sex with your dad. now you do that very thing to your own children, just really right now. but also -- >> i explain not having sex in my show. >> jimmy: exactly. >> sometimes i wonder am i -- you know, this is another reason i'm screwing up my kids, you know. but they've been around it. "everybody loves raymond" started when they were three, the boys were three. when i filmed the pilot, we were living in queens. i came here. we filmed it. i went back home. they gave me a vhs tape of the pilot. i got home and i put it in and the twins, you know, matt and greg came and they're three years old. they're watching. they don't know -- what's dad, whatever. they're looking confused. toward the very end, patricia

heaton who played my wife, i kiss patricia heaton. one of them looks at me and he goes "that's not mommy." and i went that's right. it ain't. i tried to high-five a three-year-old. >> jimmy: well -- >> by the way, my wife is the greatest thing in the world. >> jimmy: she must be. >> putting up with all this. >> jimmy: ok. >> and she has a lot of money. there's some tradeoff. >> jimmy: ray romano, ladies and gentlemen. it's called right here, around the corn er. we'll be right back with charles barkley. barkley. so, i started with the stats regarding my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. like how humira has been prescribed to over 300,000 patients. and how many patients saw clear or almost clear skin in just 4 months - the kind of clearance that can last.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guess is a basketball and now broadcasting legend who stars on what might somehow be the funniest show on tv. it's called "inside the nba." watch them on "nba all-star weekend" this weekend on tnt. please welcome hall-of-famer, the one and only charles

barkley. [ cheers and applause ] hello! >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, man. >> jimmy: i love having you here. >> i have a bone. >> jimmy: what? >> with the ray romano guy. you got to be cracked to name a show "everybody loves raymond." he's the greatest. >> jimmy: he's great. you have a lot in common. both like gambling, all that stuff. >> we do, we do. >> jimmy: what's the beworst be you ever made? >> last weekend betting against bill belichick. it was stupid on my part.

>> jimmy: it looks smart when you win but not when you lose. you nobel bill >> we are. he's a great guy. he's funny when you get to know him. he's not going to talk to the press. it's a tough job he got. i tell you what, though. last week he invited me to practice in atlanta before the super bowl. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and we were having a great time, he and mr. kraft me so nice. but then i made a mistake. >> jimmy: what? >> i looked tom brady in the eyes. >> jimmy: right. >> i'm looking at these guys and

all of a sudden i look at gronk and tom brady is right here. i look them in the eyes and i said "damn, you're a pretty man." i got so embarrassed i started turning my head to talk to him. hey, man, it's good to talk to you. >> jimmy: you didn't want to lock eyes. you didn't want to fall in love. >> the defense looking at their eyes, they get mesmerized. he's a pretty man, y'all. >> jimmy: how about that. >> yeah. he's a nice guy, too. but i can't look him in the eyes. >> jimmy: he's a handsome devil, no question about that. >> he's tlichg good life. there's a radio station, public radio station in boston who did a story about there friendship you struck with the man who turned out to be a scientist. >> yes. >> jimmy: he turned -- >> god rest his soul. he lived in iowa and we became really good friends.

unfortunately, he passed away last year. >> jimmy: you met him in a bar. >> i did. i'm not one to frequent bars. i met him in sacramento, california. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> one of the most underrated cities in the world. >> jimmy: is it? >> i had to speak at kevin johnson's event. >> jimmy: mayor, right? >> mayor. we hit it off. i said i'm going to dinner. he said i would love to go to dinner you. we went to dinner. we got to know each other. >> jimmy: just the two of i? >> just the two of us. there's not a lot of people where i was born. somebody asked me who's that with you?

i said that's lynn. he came to my mom's funeral. meant a great deal to me. unfortunately last year i went to his few ral. i had never met his family before. the family was amazing. we're going to miss him. >> jimmy: you did an interview with his daughter. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's a very touching interview. >> it was interesting because i had never met his family. they'd only heard about me from a distance. i think they thought i was a mirage. then i go into this funeral and it's me and 500 asians, and they're looking at t me like, oh, charles barkley's really here. under the circumstances, it was really cool. >> jimmy: it was very -- >> he was a special man. then i learned about all the things he did for his community, people he had brought over from his country. the world is going to miss that.

>> jimmy: it's a wonderful story. people should look that up and listen to it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: is it true you and michael jackson were friends? >> no. we talked on the phone and he hung up on me. >> jimmy: why? >> i defended michael jackson one time. when he they would baby over the balcony. they called and said michael jackson -- >> jimmy: indicate. h wait. how did you defend that? >> i said we shouldn't make a big deal about it. i said let's not make a dig deal about it. my people called and said he want to thank me. he called and said "i saw you defended me against that mean old lady gloria alread on television. i said i got to tell you something. i'm your biggest fan.

it's been an honor to watch you grow up and mature. i said hello? apparently he said what the hell he had to say and he hung up. hey, i'm going on. i'm telling him what a big fan i am and all i hear is zzzz -- --- little dial tone thing. >> jimmy: charles barkley will be back. okay, so you've been to the it's great right? earth. but i bet you haven't done this. or that. or been here. i bet you haven't met her, or him, or them. ooo, dance-off! this is... incredible. you, see what i did right there. and when is the last time you felt like this,

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. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with charles barkley. i told you before i love "inside the nba." i think you guys must have the best chemistry on tv. >> thank you. shout out to ernie and kenny. >> jimmy: no shoutout to shaq? >> shoutout to shaq. >> jimmy: you had a conversation last week that was mopping the best ever. in indianapolis, the clippers were playing. there was a bat in the arena. >> yes. >> jimmy: you maintained that -- >> a bat is a bird. a bat is a bird. there's no difference between a

bat and a bird. a bird and a bat is the same thing. >> no, they're not. >> jimmy: are you standing by -- >> i'm standing by that! >> jimmy: you are standing by it. >> that's right. a bird and a bat is the same thing. >> jimmy: bats are hairy and birds have fet. feathers. >> you don't have anybody hairy in your family? >> jimmy: shaq said he asks the waiter or w5i9 ress how much he'd like them to tick and whatever amount they ask for he tips. have you ever seen that? >> hell, no! we were doing a

glenn when he passed away. he said when you walk outside you can see the moon but you can't see l.a. yeah. so it's got to be closer to the moon. this is a guy i work with. he thinks we're closer to the moon than l.a. because you can see the hoop when you walk outside. >> jimmy: he's really tall. >> i love the guy by he's no rocket scientist. he's no rocket sign tils. >> jimmy: you don't lo the super teams like the golden state warriors where the guys are friends and they make their own team. you're against is that? >> i hate that. i think sports are about competition. you do the best you can and live with the ramificationings. i don't think it's fair for small market teams. the fans -- first of all, all the players are making a a a a a bazillion dollars. god bless them.

i just don't think it's good for the game. >> jimmy: some >> if the guys played together, it would be a lot more parity. i think all they want is my team not to stink up the joint. right now we're in february. most of the teams are out of it. i just don't think that's good for the overall game. listen, i just want competitive balance. bless all these guys. they can make as much money as they want to but i look at the big picture. i want milwaukee, they're great this year, giannis. i want detroit, orlando, atlanta, sacramento. it used to be they couldn't win a championship but they were worth going to see. >> jimmy: you think lebron james will win a title with the lakers? >> that's too hard question. they're trying to get anthony davis.

it's going to be probably the most interesting summer in nba history. because you have four teams that have two max slots available, the lakers and the clippers and you got the knicks and the nets. >> jimmy: in the two biggest markets. >> in the two biggest markets. the negative that is, who don't get those players, their team's going to stink. >> jimmy: right. >> or if they leave all those other teams, those teams are going to stink. at some point the owners are going to say they've had enough. these guys are billionaires. you don't want to piss off billionaires. >> jimmy: look what happened to jeff besos. >> stop it, jimmy. >> jimmy: great to have you here. thanks for being here. thanks to charles barkley and ray romano. nightline is next. good night!

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