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layer, all of ing >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jennifer lopez, academy award nominee amy adams, from "happy death day 2 u", jessica rothe, and music from josh groban, and now, and furthermore, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. you're very kind. please relax. i'm glad we're here on the night, the night before
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valentine's day. are you, guillermo. thank you. are you ready for valentine's day, guillermo? >> yeah, i'm ready, jimmy. i made dinner reservations. >> jimmy: did you get the flowers? will you make love to your wife after the valentine's dinner? >> i hope so, jimmy, after the drinks. >> jimmy: a lot of people don't have the night before valentine's day. not too many couples doing it the night before. february 13th could be the most sex-free night of the year. if you are having sex right now, carry on. winter's come for much of the united states just as "game of thrones" said it would. schools are closed. flights are delayed. spring's canceled. and the mood in milwaukee is
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grim. >> reporter: judy walsh at fourth and madison, she's ready to throw down the shovel. >> it's not fun anymore. like my father said, i remember that little curly haired girl who loved the snow. i said, well, she grew up. she grew up and she doesn't want to do it anymore. >> jimmy: that's one of the saddest damn things i've ever seen before. let's get somebody to take care of judy's house. or move her to palm springs. this is a man who had a bit of an ice ca paid pade on the way mailbox. now listen to this. >> are you okay? don't do that.
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[ bleep ]. >> jimmy: don't do that. his shoes were like a comedy. let's look at that one more time, if we can. look at the action. i mean, it's, and then the question and his response is just fantastic. >> are you okay, mike? >> jimmy: don't do that. >> don't do that. >> [ bleep ]. didn't do dit on purpose. >> jimmy: literally adding insult to injury, and disney took advantage of that, adding a teaser for "frozen 2". there's a new batch of frozen songs. for those of you who don't have kids, "frozen" is a street-legal drug that's more lethal than gummi bears. what if we made a bunch of money again.
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"frozen 2" comes out in nine months, which means you have just enough time to have a baby that will make you hate "frozen 2". president trump met at the white house today with the president of colombia. trump was asked about the political tumult in venezuela and took that opportunity to compliment himself. >> no matter who stays in power, do you have a plan b? >> i always have a plan b, and c, and d and e and f. i have great flexibility. i probably have more flexibility than any man that's ever been in this office. >> jimmy: oh, really? let's see you touch your toes, then. put on a pair of yoga pants, and we'll see how flexible you are. in the meantime, congress seems to have flexed his arm enough to get his john hancock on a bill to keep the government running. the president has to decide whether or not he will sign it, even though it includes no money
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for a wall and only 55 miles of what they call physical barriers. white house press secretary sarah appleby sanders said there are positives in the bill but that's in part why the president is not very happy. i always figure it's because his adult sons have the combined iq of an alpaca. they say this is a slightly less favorable version of the budget he could have signed in december. even though he isn't getting the wall he wants, he continues to inform us that his wall is very, very on its way. >> the wall is very, very on its way. as we speak. we're building as we speak. and it's a big wall. it's a strong wall. it's a wall the people aren't going through very easy. you have to be in extremely good
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shape to get over this one. they would be able to climb mt. everest a lot easier, i think. >> jimmy: now he's hallucinating now, right? who's the first person to ever climb mst. everest, do you know? he probably heard someone say hillary climbed mst. everest. could donald trump build a wall that even donald trump couldn't climb over? the answer is yes. absolutely. this is something the president retweeted yesterday. he retweeted two jaguars with the caption, they are so beautiful and magnificent. trump loves these beautiful creatures, and if his boys can shoot straight, he looks forward to one day wearing them on his head. do you think he's online searching for animal videos?
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is that what happens during executive time? i really want to know. there are new details about bill cosby's life behind bars. according to cosby's spokesperson, what a title that is, mom, i got a job. oh, doing what? im i'm a spokesperson. >> you wake him up at 3:30 a.m. and he exercises, he does leg l lifts. he's down to 195 pounds. he hasn't eaten any bread, no dessert, and he hasn't drank any coffee since's been he's been . and the funny thing is mrs. cosby's been trying to get him to quit drinking coffee for 55
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years. >> jimmy: the only thing that could get me to quit is three to ten years in prison for sexual assault. if i was folgers, i'd get that to my media committee immediately. and he considers himself to be a political prisoner like dr. martin luther king. nobody slipped anything in his drink to make him have a dream. this unseen footage of bill cosby behind ♪ [ laughter ] wow. i mention that tomorrow is valentine's day. a lot of couples. many couples get married on valentine's day. and for those who do, josh
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groban has a new video for those specifically about to tie the knot. ♪ >> well, hi, i'm josh groban. you know, choosing wedding music can lead to indecision, arguments and premature divorce. that's why i'm proud to present my new album, josh't married. >> songs like -- ♪ you're about to get married, wow, look at you ♪ >> the best man's speech. cocktails and hors d'oeuvres. joe ♪ we really underestimated the desire for shrimp ♪ >> father daughter dance. ♪ it's weird ♪ someone puked in the
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order for the winner of the westminster kennel club dog. he beat a boxer, a sussex spaniel and rami malek. they took king to have a steak at sardi's restaurant. think about that while you're eating lunchables in your cubicle tomorrow. good dog wasn't good enough for him. he had to be the best dog. and now he s tis. the only big award show left is the oscars. they've already started setting up across the street. we invited the mothers of this year's nominees to reenact the roles their children were nominated for. one mom shown brighter than all of them. her name is kathryn adams, the
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mother of amy adams, playing the same role her daughter did as lynne cheney in "vice". and the acade-mommy nominee is kathryn adams for "vice". >> two times, dickey. two times. i have to drag you out of that gel like a filthy hobo. >> can we discuss this later, please? >> no. we're going to discuss it now while you smell like vomit and cheap booze. >> i love you, lynn. >> then prove it, prove it. you're a big, fat, pee-pee-soaked zero. ooh, you have a fly on your face. ooh, got it!
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>> jimmy: incredible work. and the acade-mommy award goes to kathryn adams for "vice". come on up, kathryn. what an incredible performance. thank you, wow. congratulations. congratulations. that's for you. >> thank you. oh, i don't know who else, who to thank for this. but i do have a couple of people i really want to thank. first of all, i'd like to thank rosalina bena. she's my dog. and of course sherry. you're the best. shapgs yo thank you, thank you, thank you so much. >> you're not amy. >> what? >> oh, yes, my wonderful,
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talented daughter, amy adams. >> well-deserved. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from josh groban, jessica rothe is here and we'll be right back with jennifer lopez. >> dicky: abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by applebee's to go. ebee's to go. doctor dave. see ya. ♪ here's your order. ♪ hey. applebee's to go. now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. (pathe best of both worlds howwith sprint?people they get let's tell everyone sprint is now offering an unlimited plan and an iconic phone for just $25 a month.
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♪ >> jimmy: tonight, from the new movie "happy death day 2 u" jessica rothe is here. then his latest album is called "bridges" josh groban from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow, ben affleck, dane cook and music from bring me the horizon.
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>> jimmy: if you watch this show with any regularity, you know that i have a deep and unwavering love for the art of dance. it's just my thing. our first guest shares that love she goes from flamenco to flossing on "world of dance" which returns to nbc february 26th, please say hello to jennifer lopez. ♪ [cheers and applause] how are you? it's great to have you here. >> oh, my god. what? what? what's happening?god! >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you!
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>> jimmy: i wish the people at home, watching at home could smell how good you smell. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you smell like a giant bouquet of flowers has entered the room. >> thank you, thank you. >> >> jimmy: no, thank you. have you ever thought of putting your mother in one of your movies? >> lupe is kind of famous on her own. we call her the lupenator. >> jimmy: does she know about that? >> she's been in videos of mine. she's been in my documentary. it was a lot about her. the next tour is going to be a lot of her as well. >> jimmy: i god yot you. have you ever taken her to the oscars? >> i've never taken her to the oscars. thank you for that.
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i'll be lupenated. >> jimmy: maybe she can host the oscars this year. >> maybe. >> jimmy: and you were just at the grammy awards. >> i was. >> jimmy: which was, by the way -- [ applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: put up that picture just so people can see this entrance. >> oh, yes! >> jimmy: you've got quite a lineup there, lady gaga, jada, d how did they decide who got to stand next to michelle obama? >> i don't know! >> jimmy: it just happened? >> it just happened. >> jimmy: did the secret service go through your hat beforehand to make sure there was no trouble in there? >> they should have, but they didn't. >> jimmy: did anything unusual happen there? >> no. i think we were all rushing there. i'm always a tiny bit late, so i was like running there, and it was like, i made it. we did a kind of spiritual
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prayer. >> jimmy: you did? >> it was like thank you, god. >> jimmy: who led that? >> it felt like we just joined hands and said thank you, god, for these blessings and to be here and help us to shine light and create unity and goodness. we feeling each other, power and hoping that we could, you know, create a really special moment for everybody. >> jimmy: and it was a special moment. >> which was alisha's idea, actually. she was hosting the grammys this year, and she did a great job. >> jimmy: that was a lot of fun. as i mentioned, valentine's day, you and ar-rod, how long have yu been together? do you call him a-rod? >> i call him alex or macho or other things. depends on the day. >> jimmy: is it true the two of you got together a few days before valentine's day?
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>> we did, we did. >> jimmy: what was that first valentine's day like with macho? >> it was nice. he september mnt me, i was doin in vegas, and there were all these flowers and chocolate and cake, and i was like who sent me all that? i didn't know who it was, because it was kind of new. but it was nice. and i thought, ooh, he likes me. >> jimmy: if he got you a dozen roses, that would be the end, right? >> no, no! >> jimmy: do you know who you're dealing with? get the hell out of here! >> i think people think that. but honestly it's not. it's not like that. >> jimmy: it's not? >> hm-mm. >> jimmy: he'll give ah dozen a and that's good? >> yeah, if that's what he wants to give me. i would appreciate it no matter what. >> jimmy: is it more that he
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gives each year. >> we're kind of generous gift givers, i think. you know, we work hard. >> jimmy: what are you going to give him, do you know? do you have to give him anything? >> this year? i have a couple of ideas. i know it's tomorrow, but. >> jimmy: it is tomorrow. >> i got some work to do in the morning. >> jimmy: is he here or watching or anything like that? >> no, he's not. >> jimmy: i have a gift for limb. >> you do? you have a valentine's gift for him? >> jimmy: i've been wanting to tell you, i'm in love with a-rod. it's weird because i'm a mets fan. but this is something you could give him, and i think that, i know what he likes, basically. but i know he likes baseball. >> yes, he does like baseball. >> jimmy: give him that. >> what is that? >> jimmy: it's just a baseball. >> he'll love this. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. he can play with it. he can hit it, he can throw it. he can do whatever he wants with
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it. >> who knows! >> jimmy: the possibilities are endless. you don't have to hold that the whole time. >> don't let me forget this. >> jimmy: don't worry, gee ar guillermo's going to be following you out to your car anyway. this is guillermo's valentine's right now. >> it is? >> yes! thank you for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: his wife is going to kill him for seeing this. she won't get mad? >> no. she knows j. lo's a sweet heart, she's very smart and looks beautiful, and she's very beautiful. >> jimmy: your wife knows all those things. >> thank you for that. >> jimmy: would you leave your wife if -- >> oh, my god! you're such a troublemaker. >> jimmy: be honest, guillermo. >> don't answer that. >> let's go to commercial.
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february 26th on nbc. you are the head judge. >> i sit in the middle. >> jimmy: the middle judge is understood do understood to be in charge. simon cowell started this. >> he was on the end, wasn't he? >> jimmy: he was. you remember it that vividly, huh? >> i was part of that show as well. >> jimmy: you remember where he was. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. at that time, would you have considered him to be the head judge? >> hmm, i think so. >> jimmy: he was the executive producer of the show. >> you're the producer of the show. you are in charge. >> i'm not in charge. there are a lot of people in charge. >> jimmy: if you say this person's out, derek hough is on the show. >> neil. >> jimmy: you're in charge.
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>> we share responsibilities. >> jimmy: when the people, what happens? i know on a show like "american idol," they go on and maybe they make a record or something like that. but for a dancer, what do they go on to do? >> i'm taking some of the dancers on tour with me this summer. >> jimmy: really? you're really in charge then. >> i didn't steal them. there are some that are awesome. and i was like, you know, it would be great to have some of the contestants open for me. >> jimmy: when does your tour smart. >> my tour starts in june. >> jimmy: this is a for y furniture fo furnitu tour for you to do. >> i love dance, and i love seeing the progression of it. . a
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they do death-defying tricks. the emotion that they bring, the passion they bring, everything they bring is exciting. it's a great show. >> jimmy: is it true that you are currently learning to dance like a stripper for a film? >> this is true. >> jimmy: this is true. >> that is not a rumor. >> jimmy: so you don't even need to give a-rod a baseball. that's enough of a gift for him. >> we do have a pole at the house right now. >> jimmy: oh, you have a pole at the house. >> it's a portable pole. >> jimmy: they have portable poles? >> they do, so you can practice. >> jimmy: you have to be careful with a portable pole. >> this is going to be bad. you can practice. there's a girl that comes in. >> jimmy: really? >> it's very hard. >> jimmy: i believe it's hard. >> there's a soleil. and she works with me.
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i have bruises everywhere. it's so hard. i have a lot of respect for people who do the pole. >> jimmy: so you find to o be en more difficult. >> it's like acro battic. different muscle groups that they do with their legs and go upside down. what? i can't, hold on, can we do that part again? it's hard. >> jimmy: i bet it is. >> but i'm doing a movie called "hustlers" about a stripper. it was a hustle. >> jimmy: wow. i think it sounds great. >> i play the master mind girl who gets the younger strippers. >> jimmy: boy, that a-rod, he has it all going for him. >> yeah, we will be hanging out in some clubs doing some research. >> jimmy: circumstance due que
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>> jimmy: welcome back. jessica rothe and music from josh groban is on the way but first, in new york fashion week
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is underway. this really -- this is my super bowl. every fashion week there are at least a few completely ridiculous designs. clothes no sane person would ever wear and every year, we ask my aunt chippy to review them for us. ♪ >> fashion. week. 2019! hi, this is aunt chippy. it's fashion week again. we're going to see what kind of [ bleep ] they have waiting for us right now. let's take a look. oh, okay. we have a peacock over here. she looks not bad. i wouldn't wear it, because i'd probably get an asthma attack. next. i don't know who designed it, i don't know who decided it should be made, but they should get their, um, ass twisted. okay, get rid of it, enough already. she looks like [ bleep ] from the beginning to the end. she's wearing party hats on the side of the head. she looks like a unicorn that's
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drunk. let's go. oh, my god. she's got everything covered but her nipples. other maybe she's a nursing mother. oh! not even circumstancised. that's ridiculous thing about this whole thing. this one here gets me. a hat made out of a freakin' chair. give me a break! this is bunch of [ bleep ] too. uh, i don't know what they're trying to say, but it got lost in the interpretation. it's a green piece of [ bleep ]. that's all i know. okay. let's go. this is, like, a hemorrhoid gone bad. i'm losing my voice, because these are all [ bleep ]. holy crap! where'd this one come from? your not only face is sickening, your clothes. i've had it.
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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. josh groban is on the way. you know our next guest from both the musical "la la land" and the slasher-comedy, "happy death day." she has range and she's back with more death in "happy death day 2 u" it's in theaters now. please welcome jessica rothe. ♪ how are you doin'? >> i'm great. >> jimmy: how is it going around saying i'm in a new movie called "happy death day to you"? >> there's a little bit of
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terror. but it's okay. >> jimmy: is there a lot of terror? i've heard it's similar to ground hog day. >> it's like scream with 16 candles, a little back to the future two. we cover all the genres. a lot of bang for your buck. >> jimmy: you die over and over again. >> i think the last kouftcount over 20. >> jimmy: is it fun to die? none of us know if it's fun to die, but to be killed on film over and over in various ways. >> it kind of is. our writer/director who is a genius wrote all these twisted, fun ways for me to die. one of the games we would play on set is what are the ways you would like to see jessica die, some of them made it on to film. >> jimmy: it's a brainstorming.
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>> yeah. is there's there's a lot of love there. one of my favorite ones. >> jimmy: you have a favorite way of dying. >> my mother probably hates t i jump out of a plane in a bikini without a parachute. >> jimmy: why was your favorite? >> i did the whole thing for real. they brought in the shelf an airpla shell of an airpof an airpof anp jumped out onto a ton of pads. you see me falling in slow motion in front of a scene that's happening, and i'm flipping off the camera and making this crazy face, and the only way that they could get that shot, because i was in a bekee bikini, i couldn't wear a harness, so they had to build
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like a dunk tank. tank. >> jimmy: they told us we can't build a harness, we're going to have to get you wet in this bikini? >> i didn't actually get wet. >> jimmy: it was an empty dunk tank? >> no, it was like this wooden platform that they would raise up. and i would have to tense my body in whatever shape i was supposed to be in, because by the time they say they're dropping you, you're already to the mat. >> jimmy: does your mother like seeing you die in these movies? >> i wouldn't say it's her favorite thing. >> jimmy: i would think that would be upsetting as a parent. >> my parents are so supportive and the best humans in the world. but as excited as they are about this franchise now, they, i think, are a little trepidacious about the fact that they have to watch me dying numerous times. not exactly what you dream of when you think of what do i want
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my daughter to do when she grows up. >> jimmy: die is definitely not on the list. >> no. >> jimmy: you didn't die at all in "la, la land," right? >> no. >> jimmy: when you there when they announced it won and then it didn't? >> no, i was at a bar with my friends eating tacos. >> jimmy: really? >> everybody cheered, and i did a shot of tequila, and i ran to the bathroom to fix my makeup, and when i came out, everybody was like someone had died. i went back and watched, and you handled it very gracefully. everybody did. >> jimmy: it is funny you didn't stay to watch the speech from the producers who hired you to be on the movie by the way. great, congratulations, i'm going to the toilet. >> i got to go.
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i didn't want to be late for the party. which sounds -- >> jimmy: you never want to be late for the party. >> i'm not good at being fashionably late. >> jimmy: what are you doing for valentine's day? do you have a plan? >> actually, my fiance. >> jimmy: when did you get engaged? >> new year's eve. >> jimmy: recent. was it a surprise? >> yeah, it was. i had an inkling only because my family did an amazing job not telling me. they knew since thanksgiving. he told everybody. which was very generous of him. but my mom and sister were being very pushy about getting manicures, which we never do, and i was like, we're in the mountains in colorado, why are you trying to make me go out in the blizzard and get my nails painted. and i noticed at one point my sister and me onsay wefiance we
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to each other, but they were like standing back to back. what's going on? and i knew kind of, and i was so nervous, and we went on this hike up this trail behind my parents' house that we always go on, and we brought other dog, and the whole hike up. i was convincing myself he wasn't going to propose, because you are going to call your friend and tell her what a dummy you are. and i start babbling. and i asked him what his favorite tv show was when he was a kid. >> jimmy: you're going to lose the newlywed show. >> i think his answer was i didn't watch tv, i was watching movies. because he was behind me losing his [ bleep ] because he was freaking out. he pulled out this beautiful box he hand-made from a piece of wood from the grove of trees we were in that he had picked up three years before, and it was my grandma's ring.
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ifly sa if i had said no, i would have been [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: if you had said no, the producer of the movie would have shoved you often the mountain. one more death. >> who cares anymore. but we cried. we both cried and we realized our dog was taurning into turni popsicle mountain screaming. >> jimmy: jessica rothe! "happy death day 2 u" is in theaters now. and we'll return with music from josh groban. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live conce concert series is presented by mercedes benz. the best or nothing. st or nothing.
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank my all guests, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, this is his album "bridges." here with the song "river," josh groban! [cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪ some days i can't say why i'm feeling lonely and some days i ♪ ♪ am too proud to ask for help and i stumble through the noise ♪ ♪ trying to find some peace a stranger in the crowd i lose myself so i walk down ♪ ♪ to the river where the troubles they can't find me let the waters ♪ ♪ there remind me the sun will be there when we wake i walk down to the river ♪ ♪ though i might not understand it it's not always as we planned it ♪ ♪ but we grow stronger when we break so i walk down to the river ♪ ♪ i walk down
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to the river this raging world can get so overwhelming ♪ ♪ looking for a meaning when it won't make sense in my head it's getting loud like i can't ♪ ♪ outrun this cloud no matter where i go well there i am so i walk down ♪ ♪ to the river where the troubles they can't find me let the waters ♪ ♪ there remind me the sun will be there when we wake i walk down to the river ♪ ♪ though i might not understand it it's not always as we planned it ♪ ♪ but we grow stronger when we break so i walk down
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down ♪ ♪ to the river down i walk down down ♪ ♪ to the river down let the calm pull me under ♪ ♪ ahh far beyond the thunder and tell me it will all be okay ♪ ♪ let the waves take all my worries ahh conquer them with fury ♪ ♪ give me shelter shelter be my escape i walk down to the river ♪ ♪ where the troubles they can't find me let the waters there remind me ♪ ♪ the sun will be there when we wake i walk down to the river though i might ♪ ♪ not understand it it's ns
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ase planned it but we grow ♪ ♪ stronger when we break so i walk down down to the river ♪ ♪ down i walk down down to the river ♪ ♪ down i walk down down to the river ♪ ♪ down i walk down down to the river ♪ ♪ to the down river to the river ♪ ♪ i walk down oh oh oh oh to the river oh oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]
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