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stay safe tomorrow. appreciate your time. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama daetz. thanks for being here. a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- chloë grace moretz, owner of the l.a. clippers, steve ballmer, and music from lauren daigle. and now, good news, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. appreciate it. welcome. very nice. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. thank you for everything. very kind. thank you for joining us on a, on a day when we are all, everyone in our country, year' all under the careful watch of mike pence today, because the
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president is out of the united states. donald trump is almost 8,000 miles away from us. [cheers and applause] he arrived in vietnam this morning, reporting for duty only about 50 years late. he's in hanoi. they are set to meet for a small dinner. i don't believe it. neither one of those two has ever eaten a small dinner. here we see kim jong un arriving in hanoi, which, as usual is surrounded by his joggers. can somebody get them some rollerblades? he's a smoker. there you see him puffing away. i like that even one of the most
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ruthless dictators in the world has to go out on the patio to smoke. and there he is enjoying a little bit of sunshine and a cigarette. there's no question about it, the man is adorable. meanwhile, trump is chumming it up with his little pal, michael cohen arrived for day one of a three-day confessional before congress. he testified before the senate intelligence committee for more than nine hours. tomorrow is the televised portion of the event. he will appear before the house oversight committee where he is expected to detail his allegation against the president, and supposedly, he has proof to back it up. the white house has been trying very much to discredit him. sarah appleby sanders said it is pathetic to see him given an opportunity to spread his lies. trump's sycophants in congress are going after him, too.
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congressman matt gaetz, who is a big trump supporter, he tweeted, hey, michael cohen, do your wife and father-in-law know about your girlfriends? maybe tonight would be a good time for that chat. i wonder if she'll remain faithful while you're in prison. she's about to learn a lot. many people think it's a threat, witness tampering from a man whose bio says he's a man going places. he pulled quotes, calling him trump's best defender. the trumpiest. the tweet is quite felopossibly felony. by the time trump goes to prison, he's going to have all his friends and family with him
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too. the president will still in be in vietnam during michael cohen's testimony. but he's reportedly planning to pull an all night nter in his h room to watch the testimony. the testimony starts at 10:00 p.m. that should put him in the right mood to talk denuclearization. i would, by the way, i have to say -- [ applause ] i know it's not something that would ever happen, but i would love to watch that testimony with him. wouldn't that be the best? wouldn't that be fun? maybe he wants kim jong un to bomb washington while he's out of town. maybe he's planning to move to north korea, i don't know. i'm looking forward to this testimony. because when michael cohen opens his mouth, it's nothing short of a comedy delight. >> the disgusting, liberal, mainstream media have attempted to label mr. donald trump a racist, a
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you use teleprompters because it keeps you on your message. >> he's lied for so long, why should we believe him now? >> lied about what? >> you pleaded guilty to lying to congress. >> yes. >> it's inaccurate. >> but you guys are down. >> says who? >> polls. most of them. >> says who? >> all of them? >> says who? >> polls. i just told you. i answered your question. >> okay. which polls? >> all of them. >> okay. >> jimmy: this is going to be great tomorrow. i will be up at 7:00 a.m. tomorrow morning right in front of c-span. this is another shot to the gut for trump. the house voted to block the president's emergency declaration, because it doesn't
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meet the standard of being an emergency situation. it could be rejected by republicans in the senate, which would be a huge embarrassment for trump, if he was capable of feeling shame, which he is not. with all this going on, the trump family is determined to carry on with business as usual. ivanka made an incredible statement that makes you wonder if they have any connection to reality at all. >> you've got people who will see that offer. here's the green new deal, here's the fwaurn tee guarantee. what will you say to those people? >> i don't think most americans in their heart want to be given something. i've spent a lot of time traveling around this country over the last four years. people want to work for what they get. >> all right. that's nice. they're close. it's a close family. and it's true. people do, they don't want to be
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given anything. ivanka had to sell shoes for years before she got into the white house. are you up to date on masterbate gate? you'll be happy to know that robert kraft was charged yesterday with two counts of soliciting sex. he allegedly visited the orchids of asia in jupiter, florida for sexual acts to be performed on his body, his beautiful body. the incidents are reported to have been caught on hidden camera, which you know is the patriots' way. [ applause ] police say that robert kraft, according to police visited the spa on the afternoon of january 19th and again the morning of january 20th which i can only assume he loves their cucumber water. they have vid vid vid vid vid vd
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two women. he gave each 100 dollars and hugged them and off he drove in a white bentley, very low-key. then the cops pulled the bentley over in a traffic stop and confirmed his id, but it didn't stop him from coming back the next dac next day, the morning of the game, they have video of him returning to the spa where he again undressed and lay face up on a massage table. once again, a woman began manipulating and put her head down in a place you don't want to know. in after a few minutes she cleaned him. he gave her some money. he left the place at 11:13 a.m. so
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it was 14 minutes from beginning to happy end. [ applause ] he's hope being ing to get his n do to 11 minutes before the combines. i wish people went that quickly when i'm behind them at the atm. under florida law, it is punishable by up to a year in jail, a fine and community service. i had no idea florida had laws in the first place. that's bad news for robert kraft. the massage place where this went down has now become a tourist destination. people have been taking selfies in front of it, particularly in giants apparel. we have a jets fan here. and not to be, a completely naked man who was not charged for taking off his clothes and
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offered no particular team preference. good times. always something good going on. back to north korea. you know, the president, this north korea trip, he is very eager to make a deal with kim jong un, and we decided to have some fun with that. we went out on the street today and asked people what they thought about trump's announcement that he decided to make north korea our 51st state. of course that didn't happen yet, but did that stop people from now believing it is part of the united states? there wouldn't be much of a show if they hadn't. let's find out in tonight's north korea edition of lie witness news. >> hugh ow do you feel about thg announcement that north korea will be join being the united states at 51st state. were you excited when you heard that news? >> um, not really, i mean kind of but not really. >> what wasn't exciting about
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it? >> well, the fact that it's north korea, that sounds bad, but it's right next to south korea, south korea's not the great east, s greatest, so, you know. >> did that make you angry when you saw president trump tear up that american flag? >> yes. total disrespect. >> who were you watching it with? >> my little brother. >> what did he say? >> not happy as well. >> what was in your mind when you saw trump and kim jong un do that choreographed dance on the big piano? >> i was crying i was laughing so hard. i was like, look at these two old guys dancing, stop. >> describe the way they danced. >> they looked robotic. >> did you get emotional seeing such an event happen? a 51st state finally add? >> no, i didn't get emotional. just kind of in surprise. >> who were you watching it with? >> oh, i was watching it alone. >> why do you think there were so many feral stray cats at the announcement. >> i want to say it was a
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subliminal message. >> how do you feel about this morning's historic announcement that north korea will be joining the united states as a 51st state? are you excited? or to you have reservations? >> not really. i'm glad they're working together. we finally have a president that is working to settle the stuff in north korea. >> a lot of people are saying they were moved by president trump presenting kim jong un with a baby bald eagle. were you moved when you saw the president give the bald eagle? >> yes, yes. it's the symbol of our country. it's like the american flag. >> where did you watch the announcement? >> where we're staying at the ab and b. >> who were you watching it with? >> my husband and two daughters. >> were you proud that he was able to sing the national anthem in perfect korean? >> that means a lot that he's willing to work with other countries and laearn their
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language enough that we can have peace with them. >> do you think it was fair that president trump traded one of the dakotas fire for north north korea? >> no. not really. >> how come? >> because it's way on the other side of the world. and it's not really a rt behalf t well, it is now. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from lauren daigle. steve ballmer is here. and we'll be right back with chloë grace moretz. [cheers and applause] d applause] abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by hertz fast lane. lane. discover your inner hero. and unlock the power... to speed through everything... in the blink of an eye. hertz fast lane powered by clear...
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twthat leaveeet real therea lasting impression. like the feeling of movement as a new journey begins, or the sight of soft fur, warmed by the morning sun. you might remember new flavours, the sound of an old friend's laugh, or a view that defies all expectations. these are the memories that stay with you, long after the moments have passed. >> jimmy: tonight, he is the owner and unofficial mascot of the l.a. clippers.
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steve ballmer is here. then she was the recipient of two grammy awards earlier this month. her album is called "look up child," lauren daigle from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night, adam carolla will be here. lauren cohan will join us. we'll have music from mana. oh, that's your band, right? >> yes, i cannot wait. >> jimmy: what does mana mean in english? >> i don't know, just mana. >> jimmy: you don't speak any spanish, do you? >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: and on thursday, we'll have ellen pompeo. zlatan ibrahimovi and music from half-alive. since she was last here, our first guest turned 21, which means she can now gamble in a
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casino and drive for uber. her new thriller is called "greta." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to chloë grace moretz. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: i like how you got the stripe matching on the shirt and the pants. >> try my best. >> jimmy: is that something that gets added to the clothing? >> yeah, i go in and say i need all the sparkles. no, no, no. this is not my doing. >> jimmy: you would be surprised about how little i know about women's clothing. it would give me a michael jackson military feel. >> i'm into it. it's 2019. >> jimmy: yeah. it is. you just became a member of the
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academy of motion pictures, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how does that work? [cheers and applause] do they, do you apply? or to they ask you? or how does it work? >> yeah, you kind of have to have people vouch for you. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and then letters saying that they worked with you and they think you're worthy of being in the academy. >> jimmy: really? who did you get to send in letters? >> i think michelle pfeiffer sent in one. >> jimmy: that's a good letter to get. >> i think so. >> jimmy: do you take it seriously? did you vote this time? >> i did. this is my first voting year. >> jimmy: did you really take it seriously and watch all the movies and figure out which one you wanted to vote for. >> i try to, even down to the animated shorts and short films and all that. >> jimmy: really? wow. >> it's helpful because i have four brothers and a single
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mother over 50. >> jimmy: does one side get precedence over the other or do they all have equal bearing? >> i just take them all equal. i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. >> jimmy: you will make the decision. >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's say there's an actor, actor that you know and really like and you want to vote for that person or there's someone that you don't know who was better, who would you vote for? michelle pfeiffer, your friend, would she get your vote automatically? or would you vote for the best performance? >> i mean, listen. there's a little bit of nepotism in there. i'm going to give it to the nicer person, probably. >> jimmy: glaood, i'm glad you' being honest, you are under oath. >> it feels like it. >> jimmy: did you go to the
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parties? >> i went to vanity fair with my brother. >> jimmy: this was the first time you could legally drink at a party? >> yeah, i wasn't legally able to and i ate in-n-out burgers last time, and this timely a vodka and an in-n-out burger, which is lot more delicious. >> jimmy: you've done, by our count, 47 movies, and that doesn't include television shows, right? >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: my guess is when you go to an event populated with a lot of actors, a lot of them maybe have played your parents or aunt or something like that? >> yeah, a lot othem. >> jimmy: and they look over and see you sucking down a vodka. >> hey, guys, oh, my god, chloe, how she's grown. >> jimmy: has anyone been in more movies at age 21 than 47? it seems that you're going to beat kevin bacon by 30. >> i'm really going after kevin
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bacon. >> jimmy: of all the people you've worked with, who has been like these people that are older than you. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: the biggest influence on you as far as working with them and watching them and talking to them? >> i would probably say when i made the movie "carrie." julie ann moore played my mother. she really took me in as kind of a mother in this industry and really took me under her wing and has helped me through a lot of situations where i didn't know the answer to. and she would be very, very cut and dry and very real with me. >> jimmy: really? >> she'll always call me out of the blue when i don't know i need the conversation and she'll call me and chat a little bit and have lunch. >> jimmy: that's nice. does your mother get jealous of your movie mothers? >> no, i don't think mom is jealous of my movie mothers. i think you learn so much from people in your own industry. >> jimmy: what did you learn
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specifically from julie ann moore? >> spicecifically, i love julieo much. she's one of the greatest. >> jimmy: and she picks really good things to be in as well, right? >> there's a scene in "carrie", where my character has impaled her with scissors and knives, and she's dying in my arms as do you. we've been filming for 13 hours. my it tear ducts are dead from crying this much. she's in my arms. they're about to say action, i'm supposed to lift her up and the steins fa stones fall from the heavens, big moment. and she says, i can't decide what wallpaper to put in lib's room. i'm like, julie, what happened? i'm half laughing. >> jimmy: she's not a method
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please. >> what do you want from me? >> i want to talk. >> then talk to your daughter. >> i can't.
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she does not understand. >> what? what doesn't she understand? >> i'm lonely. >> greta, everyone's lonely, that doesn't mean you get to follow them around and terrorize them. >> everybody needs a friend. >> jimmy: that is greta. she just told me a funny story. can you tell that story or no? >> at the end of that scene, she walks towards me, and she chews this gum, and you're like, no, she's not going to spit the gum on her, but then she does. >> jimmy: spits the gum right in your face. >> and isabel, you know, she felt that she had to do it, she had to really spit it. so we did, you know, her coverage, my coverage, a wide shot, a medium shot. and every time i got lobs of gum thrown at me. wa, psh!
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oh, god, it's happening. >> jimmy: and it's not necessary to do it every single time. how many times would you say you got gum spat in your face? >> upwasherds of 20. so i'm a professional taker of the gum spit. it's completely normal. >> jimmy: what is the idea of the movie? explain the concept. >> basically, greta is a movie about a young girl who has just moved to new york. she lost her mother about seven months prior and is holding a lot of weight on her shoulders. as she comes into the big city, she sees a purse on the subway and opens up the contents and finds an id and takes it to the woman's house, and they strike up this really beautiful bond, but then one day she finds a number of other purses in the cupboard, realizing it's not the first time the woman's done it and that she has a much darker idea of their friendship than
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frances's outlook. >> jimmy: and the message of this film is? >> help no one! >> jimmy: yeah, don't help people. >> help no ladies across the street. take all the money. steal every wallet. >> jimmy: or you will be punished. >> or you're going to get locked in a box. >> jimmy: you play a waitress in it. have you ever had a job like that? i would imagine not since were you acting at a pretty young age. >> no, i haven't ever done that, but in this story i'm a waitress in a proper restaurant, a fairly nice restaurant. and i talked to neil jordan, my direct i director, and i was like, i don't know about the workis of a restaurant, can i go to a place and try it out? and he was like sure. we found a little place in dublin. i did two days of training,
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terrifying, and then they had me hit the floor. >> jimmy: and you were waiting on people? >> it's the hardest thing i've ever done. >> jimmy: is it really. >> i'm not kidding. i cannot write shorthand, and i tried to upsell the specials. would you like macaroni and cheese with your steak? trying to input it in the screen. the order goes in too early and they're mad because the food's cold, and they had a gluten allergy they didn't tell me about and they're mad at me about it. >> jimmy: did you keep the tips? >> no. yeah, i kept the tips. as part of the good samaritan thing, right? customers genuinely mad at you. >> yeah. also, other people would put
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♪ >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the most passionate and demonstrative owners in all of sports.
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four-and-a-half years ago, he paid two billion dollars for the l.a. clippers. please say hello to steve ballmer. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: i think you're wear be the same shirt you were wearing in one of those clips. >> i'm always a checked shirt guy. i don't know if it was exactly the same one, was it? >> jimmy: i'd have to go back and examine it. you paid $2 billion for the clippers. you knew about them going in, right? >> i knew about the clippers. a star team when i bought it, set in los angeles, california, the greatest place in the nba to play basketball. i knew what i was doing.
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[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i remember when you bought the team for $2 billion. people were like, oh, my god, that's completely insane, but would you have paid $3 billion for the team? >> i wanted the team, jimmy, very, very, very, very, very much. now at some point, my wife would have said you are very, very, very, very, very, very silly. that would have been the breaking point. >> jimmy: but $2 billion was not the number at which that message was delivered to you. >> it's intermural in the family. >> jimmy: is it possible to be in the black with a price tag like that? >> well, yeah. the answer's basically yes. the question is someday when i'm dead, we're not going to sell the team when i'm dead, hopefully many, mm mooany moons.
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>> jimmy: i'm worried that if you ever win a nba title that will be the day you die. because you get so excited because i fear that a vein in your head is going to explode. >> it would be a good way to go, though, wouldn't it? oh! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you've taken an interest, obviously, the way the team plays, obviously, that's important. but you've taken an interest in the whole experience there, when people come to the game, even the music in the arena. that's something that you get involved in personally. >> i do. i do. i think if you want to have really good energy the music matter the tremendously. n the fourth quarter, zombie nation, i really want to hear t doit, doo, doo, doo, doo doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo!
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>> jimmy: and you're right, it does have an impact. >> and since i live for energy, it's probably not surprising. >> jimmy: did people think you were crazy when you got involved in the computer business early on? is that something that at that time they questioned? >> oh, yeah. i dropped out of business school to go to to microsoft, 1980. and i said to my mom and dad i'm going to go work on personal computer software. and my dad said what's software, and my mother said why would a person ever need a computer? it's funny today. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they were smart people. in 1980, those were reasonable questions. >> jimmy: you started working for duncan heinz ines? >> yeah. i worked on blueberry muffins, brownies and moist' n'
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>> jimmy: did you come up with any vaptevents that they celebr at the company? >> i wasn't a high flyer. i spent a lot of time screwing around, talking about the liquid flavor packet that made the brownies tastier than anything. >> jimmy: i sucked the packet dry, the hell with the cake. the clippers would be seventh. >> exactly. >> jimmy: and yet you have made these moves that typically, a team that was not going to make the playoffs would be making where you've sent some of the guys away. you've been collecting draft picks, clearing salary cap space. is this season a wash for you? or are you really still invested in this season? >> we don't give up.
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>> jimmy: you don't. >> fundamental of our culture. we're about having tough, hard-playing, competitive guys. we're about having a tough, hard-playing staff, doc rivers, jerry west. i like being a tough, hard-playing competitive guy. we're not going to give up on anything. but, we're also set up to have a world class roster next year. we've got great guys coming back. and we have the ability to look for additional great guys. >> jimmy: you do. now of course you can't talk about specific players or you'll wiped wind up in trouble. >> yeah, somebody did that on your show once. >> jimmy: yeah, that happened. that happened to your competitors across the street. but the big guys out there, kevin durant is somebody that's out there. i think you flight. >> right. >> jimmy: that's not against the rules to do the show?
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>> yeah. he's free. >> jimmy: i'm looking at you physically to see your reaction, and boy, you really smiled when i said kawhi leonard. jimmy butler. more kawhi than jimmy. people who share the staples center with the lakers and the kings, why do you want a different arena? >> there's a lot of reasons. turns out, we're the third tenant. we've got the crappiest locker room. we make the least money, but at the end of the day, you say hey, if we're going to be a first class world organization. first class organization in the world, something like that. >> jimmy: something like that, class, boom, we've got to have our own house. we've got to have our building guys are in. it's got to be something that attracts our players. i want a different environment
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than staples. >> jimmy: i feel like you're going to have no money at the end of this. you're going to be living in my guest house at the end. [ applause ] and you also started a very interesting website. tell us about this website and why you started it. >> yeah. it's called usa facts.org. when i retired about five years ago now my wife and i focussed philanthropistically on kids born in the united states who might not have any shot at the american dream. we having a discussion and got me interested in how much money gets transferred from more affluent people and invested in opportunity for less-fortunate kids. i went looking all over the place for numbers. couldn't find any, and i said hey, look, i'm going to try to really organize this stuff. then, when we finally released, you know, it's fake news, alternate fact time.
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president madison once said in an informed government we need an informed population or at least the ability to get the information, otherwise it's a prologue to a farce or tragedy. now there's some of that you might resonate with in today's environment. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> but the numbers aren't partisan. they just say what they say. >> jimmy: unless somebody says they're partisan, and then a lot of people believe they are partisan partisan, right? >> i have a simple view. our government produces numbers. i'm not talking about random numbers, the ones presented by the government. they're either good and somebody stands up and salutes them or somebody needs to fix them.anths the person who runs the executive branch of government.[ applause ] i think we have smart, competent people trying to produce the best numbers they can, whether
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it's how much the government brings in, how much they spend. politician run around and say hey, look, our infrastructure's in terrible state. dems, rs, everybody yells about it. if you look at the numbers, they don't say that. the percentage of bridges that are structurally deficient has come down to today. >> jimmy: i would love to see you in the locker room giving a speech. >> 8.8! >> jimmy: it's called usa facts.org. and the clippers most the knicks on sunday afternoon. steve ballmer, everybody! and we'll return with music from lauren daigle. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-be the best or nothing.
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okay, so you've been to the it's great right? earth. but i bet you haven't done this. or that. or been here. i bet you haven't met her, or him, or them. ooo, dance-off! this is... incredible. you, see what i did right there. and when is the last time you felt like this, or that or (sighs deeply) i mean, come on- that's basically a perfect moment. it's time to make some magic for as low as $70 per person, per day. ed gets copays as lowlily go to as zero dollars on medicare part d prescriptions. ed gets labels clear as day. and, lily.... lily gets anything she wants. ed knows he could just have us deliver his prescriptions. but what's the fun in that?
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switch to cvs pharmacy. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank all my guests. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, this is her album "look up child." here with the song "you say," lauren daigle!
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♪ i keep fighting voices in my mind that say i'm not enough ♪ ♪ every single lie that tells me i will never ♪ ♪ measure up am i more than just the sum of every high ooh ♪ ♪ and every low remind me once again just who i am because ooh ♪ ♪ i need to know oooh oh you say i am loved when i can't feel a thing ♪ ♪ you say i am strong
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when i think i am weak and you say i am held ♪ ♪ when i am falling short and when i don't belong oh you say i am yours ♪ ♪ and i believe i oh i believe i what you say of me ♪ ♪ i i believe the only thing that matters now is everything ♪ ♪ you think of me in you i find my worth in you i find ♪ ♪ my identity o-ooh you say i am loved when i can't feel a thing ♪
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♪ ooh you say i am strong when i think i am weak and you say i am held ♪ ♪ when i am falling short ooh and when i don't belong oh you say i am yours ♪ ♪ and i believe i oh i believe i what you say of me ♪ ♪ i oh i believe taking all i have and now i'm laying it ♪ ♪ at your feet you have every failure god and you'll have ♪ ♪ every victory o-ooh
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you say i am loved i when i can't feel a thing ♪ ♪ you say i am strong i when i think i am weak you say i am held i ♪ ♪ when i am falling short when i don't belong i oh you say i am yours ♪ ♪ and i believe i oh i believe i what you say of me ♪ ♪ i i believe oh i believe i yes i believe i ♪ ♪ what you say of me i oh i believe ♪ [cheers and applause] applause]
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this is "nightline." >> tonight, selma blair's brave battle. >> there were times when i couldn't take it, and i was really struggling with how am i going to get by in life. >> the actress revealing her struggle with multiple sclerosis to our robin roberts. her triumphant return to the spotlight, and what she wants the world to know. plus, the crisis in venezuela, riots in the street, hunger and free fall and face-to-face with a defiant dick ta tater and the queen of pop surprisesne

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