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larry beil, all of us, good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- nick kroll, from "station 19," jason george, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from sam fender. and now, to be on the safe side, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] very nice.thank you very much. welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of it. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us. let me tell you. i mean, i'm not going to live for this, but we have so much to get through.
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the a and we begin tonight as we did last night, with an r. kelly interview, a new r. kelly interview. i never imagined r. had more to give after the show he put on for cbs yesterday. i hope there's a part three. i hope there are a thousand parts to this. because i could watch it every day. r. kelly is a very strange man. he told gayle king. he said people were stealing all his money. he went to the bank, he said its what the first time he'd been to the bank in his life. 52 year the old, why are these pens chained to this desk? the police should be looking at this instead of me. r. kelly claims people have been stealing his money, so he went to his local bank of america to see if he could find it. the >> i was so tired of not knowing where my money was, where my publishing is. >> this is on you, then? >> huh? >> isn't that on you, then? >> a lot of it's on me. >> and people say he doesn't
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have money because he had to pay so much in settlements. what do you say about that? >> lie. >> jimmy: he really knows how to sell it. r. quelkelly is currently in ja. he went from gayle to jail. and it's interesting the way he speaks to gayle king. there's one person interviewing him, gayle, but he makes his case to everyone in the room but her. >> how can i pay child support? how? if my ex-wife is destroying my name, and i can't work! how can i work, how can i get paid? how can i take care of my kids? how! >> your ex-wife -- >> use your common sense! >> your ex-wife says you abused her. >> lie! >> jimmy: he as playing it
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pretty cool. it was almost as if he was trying to get a spot on the supreme court. and he reminisced about his marriage of 13 years. >> 13 years, being married. i flew in on a helicopter. i flew in on a helicopter. >> yeah. yeah. can somebody get us some tissue. >> i want a tissue. >> look, man, look. i'm telling y'all. i flew in on a helicopter with a damn puppy, and i -- >> jimmy: ate the puppy? i don't know. who decided to trust this man with a puppy on a helicopter? but that person should be in jail today too. and this is the master stroke i thought. so defend himself against allegations of weird and illegal and inappropriate sexual relationships, to prove he's a normal and respectful guy, r. kelly brought in both of his live-in girlfriends to support
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him. >> what is your relationship, both of you, with r. kelly? >> we're with him. that's our relationship. >> we're with him. that's what it is. >> we're in a relationship with him. we just said it. >> a very strong relationship. >> both of you. >> yes. most definitely. >> jimmy: it's no different than the bachelor. he's got a helicopter, a puppy, multiple girlfriends living in the house. the only difference is they have sex and the bachelor doesn't, i guess. but with all this craziness happening, it's easy to forget r. kelly is a musician. i think it's important to remind everyone of that. ♪ i believe i can >> lie! ♪ i believe i can >> been buried alive. how can i get paid! ♪ spread my wings and >> i flew in on a helicopter. ♪ i believe i can
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>> lie! >> jimmy: speaking of lies. [cheers and applause] today was sentencing day for paul manafort, the first of two sentencing days. president trump's former campaign chairman was sentenced to 47 months in prison, which was a shock to prosecutors who suggested a sentence of 19 to 24 years. you know a sentence isn't too stiff when you tell it in months. it's like telling somebody how old your baby is. he was found guilty of counts, but before he showed up to court in a wheelchair spoke to the judge, said his life personally and professionally are in shambles. prayer and faith have helped him. excuse me, your honor. i need to do something real quick if you don't mind here. um, god?
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you know, i don't ask for much, but please, if you can, please, put paul manafort in the same cell as r. kelly, okay. anyway. [ applause ] kim jong un is celebrating after his trip to vietnam with president trump. north korean state tv released a documentary that they made about the summit. just what we need, another kim with a reality show. so the documentary makes no mention of the fact that the talks fell apart and that nothing was accomplished. instead, it shows a triumphant kim jong un riding high in the glow of another meeting with the president of the united states. united states.
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yes, yes. documentaries about serial killers are very hot right now. they also managed to capture an exchange between kim and his cabinet in the hallway of his hotel. that was the second most disturbing documentary i watched this week. you don't have hbo? okay. this is a major story. queen elizabeth. you know the lady from england? she just got on instagram. the queen who's 92 years old
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made her first-ever instagram post today. there she is. showing off her revenge as asap rocky rocky rocky rockyy she kept her life updated like this. >> let it be known, on this day, march 7th, in god's year 20 and 19, her royal majesty, elizabeth ii, queen of england, head of the commonwealth and defender of the faith has in her grace declared it to be thirsty thursday with my bitches. #lest god save the yaz queen. >> jimmy: you can see how old-fashioned and really infective that is.
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any one from utah here tonight? no? i didn't think so either, all right. well, guess what's about to become legal in the state of utah? premarital sex. which they refer to as fornication in the law. fornication outside of marriage is illegal in utah, but not for long. after 46 years, utah has decided to repeal the law that makes unmarried sexual relations a crime. so now young people can finally have sex. [ applause ] meanwhile, that's in utah. in noflorida, they just legaliz sex with machine guns. not only is it legal, but it is featured prominently on the state flag. now mitt romney is the new senator from utah, and this is a big part of his platform, getting rid of this law. and already he's delivered on this promise that he made during his campaign.
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>> the people of utah are known for hard work, innovation, can-do spirit, and hot, passionate love making. i have decided to run for united states senate, because i love to get it on in this great state. from zion national park to the majestic salt lake, to the slopes of park city, i'm not just a politician, i'm also a prolific baby maker, too. i have 24 grandchildren. and they didn't get here by stork. no, i gave it to their grandma pretty good. i ask for your support and your vote. and i look forward to [ bleep ] you over the coming year. i'm mitt romney, and i know how to get down. >> jimmy: i always suspected that. i knew he had it in him. it is thursday night, which means it is time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the
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week whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> c pac 2019, the largest gathering of [ bleep ] anywhere in america. >> i'm here to cooperate and will continue to cooperate, so [ bleep ] you all very much. >> that doesn't even make sense! why would i [ bleep ] all these women? >> tell us the first person you ever [ bleep ]ed or the last person you [ bleep ]ed. >> the last person, was you this morning. >> he took a hard [ bleep ] in the face for all of us. remember that. he took a [ bleep ] for all of us. >> together, and with all of you here today, i know we can [ bleep ] a real [ bleep ] and save lives. >> you [ bleep ], [ bleep ], i've got one for you. >> 6:50 on this wednesday morning. it's [ bleep ] cold out there. >> take it, lay your finger across the back.
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and then you suck the [ bleep ]. >> i draw the line there. >> h your [ bleep ] is? >> it's over ten and a quarter. >> yes, i have a ginormous [ bleep ]. >> how are you [ bleep ] your [ bleep ]. >> like this. try it. >> this is fun! >> jimmy: all right. tonight on the show, we have music from sam fender. jason george is here. and we'll be right back with nick kroll. ♪ ♪ abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by applebee's three kwors meal. ree kwors meal. ♪ oh yeah, baby. ♪ ♪ like a fool i went and stayed too long. ♪ ♪ now i'm wondering if your loves still strong. ♪ ♪ ooo baby, here i am, signed, sealed, delivered, i'm yours ♪
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♪ alright,yeah!excited? waaahoo... well... that was fun, right? it's time to get more. lower fares. better service. sweeter rewards. alaska airlines. ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, from "grey's anatomy" and "station 19," which can both be seen thursday nights on abc, jason george is here.
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then, his song is called "hypersonic missiles." m rothe yes, he plays the guitar. you can see sam live on tour starting monday night, here in los angeles. where whereas my card for all the stuff, where is my card? no your, no thanks. next week, we have new shows with danny devito, matt leblanc, joseph gordon-levitt, freddie highmore, the bachelor colton underwood, winston duke, angela bassett, with music from tomberlin, ajr, half-alive and walk the moon. >> jimmy: and next month, starting april fool's day, we're taking the show to fabulous
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las vegas for a week-long run at caesars entertainment's zappos theater. we will be in town from april 1st through the 5th with top flight celebrity guests. so if you live in vegas or would like to join us on vacation, go to kimmel in vegas dot com. tickets are free. [cheers and applause] we would love to see you then. >> jimmy: you know our first guest from projects both funny and very funny. he's on a third season of his hilarious animated show "big mouth" which is on netflix. and this sunday, his new movie "olympic dreams" screens at south by southwest. please say hello to nick kroll. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doin'? >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look very handsome. how are you? >> i'm good. i'm really good. >> jimmy: were you working
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today? was today a work day for you? >> it was. we are recording "big mouth" as we speak. >> jimmy: that show is so funny. if you haven't seen "big mouth" on netflix, it is filthy. >> it is one of the dirtier things on television. >> jimmy: would you recommend children watch it? >> very much so. i do. this is tricky right now. i think kids should be watching -- i do think, what i have found is that i've never, i've now been promoting the show for two and a half years and still don't know how to tell parents to tell their kids to watch a show about kids masturbating. >> jimmy: that's a lot of it. >> i think we found that kids, it gives kids a platform to talk to their friends, to talk to teachers, to their parents about what's happening to their bodies and what this feelings and emotions are. and we have characters like the shame wizard.
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>> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and, and so many other things. >> jimmy: how many characters do you play on the show? >> i believe i've voiced around 25 characters on the show to date. >> jimmy: you could really do the whole thing by yourself if you needed to. >> i think so. i did do a one-person table read of the thing, which was really fun. >> jimmy: by yourself? >> yes. my friend andrew goldberg and i. >> jimmy: was there any win in the room the room? >> we've known each other since we 6, and we used to do sketches together when we were 13 or 14. and there's a tape of us somewhere doing characters. and for some reason i did a character of roy cohn. >> jimmy: donald trump's lawyer. how did you even know about roy cohn? >> i've been such a trump fan for years, you know? what a character.
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>> jimmy: he just made you secretary of the interior. wow, that's pretty great. you saved all that old stuff? >> no, it's all burned. >> jimmy: it's funny, because i think that's the kind of thing you want to cherish, and somehow it gets lost or whatever. did you guys make crank calls and that sort of thing? >> we did. we used to call wfan all the time. >> jimmy: sports radio. >> and we would say i think patrick ewing should be playing point guard. he's a really attractive man. and then they would hang up. >> jimmy: that's a lot of fun. >> thank you. >> jimmy: so you, you are going to austin, texas, right? >> that's correct. we are shooting at south by southwest in austin, which was a city that was invent ted by foo trucks. >> jimmy: in a way it was, i think you're right. >> have you been to south by before? >> jimmy: i have. >> it's really fun. and it's this massive thing.
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i've been going for years. i remember going originally for the music. and all those musician. it's all those indy rock kind of skinny musicians where you're like, what came first? like that you were skinny or you wanted to play guitar? and like they all have those little legs, those little skinny legs, i'm han kerrikering for kg of cheese. and musician girlfriends all look like beautiful, homeless cats. and. >> jimmy: and they never seem that interested in what the bands are playing. >> not at all. but then they're going to be so many tech bros there, and i'm so excited. >> jimmy: you like tech bros? >> i like tech bros and their messenger bags and fitted cargo pants and the belief that they're saving the world.
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with an app. and -- >> jimmy: that doesn't have all the required letters. >> no, no, no. that's the innovation. that's the disruption. who needs an r? who needs an e when you're spelling something with an er? >> jimmy: yeah, like nowadays the show er would just be r. it would not be an e at all. >> that would be the f. >> jimmy: you made this movie that is set in the olympic village, the real olympic village. >> yes. so i went with alexei pappas, a greek american, and she runs for greece and her husband jeremy tiesher is a film maker, and they called to say they had an idea for a movie to shoot inside of the olympic games. i was like, all right, you need me to play an olympian, i can do that, you know. maybe on the other side of the career, but still, you know,
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bad-ass freestyle skier. i can see it. and they're like, no. it's to be a dentist. and i was like, i can do that, too. i can probably do that, too. so, and the three of us went over to pyeongchang in south korea, and we shot a movie, just the three of us. no crew, no nothing. inside the olympic village. so we were, had access to things no one's ever really had access to before, like inside of the dorms and the athletes' lounge, and in the medical center, you know, i'm a dentist, who we just took over a dentist's office, like korean dentist and shot the film, but we had people like coming in and out during, while we were shooting scenes like getting their teeth done. and it was really, it's quite an amazing. >> jimmy: when we come back, we have a clip from the movie which ig back.showing at south by
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slide. also, who knows what they're like in their personal lives, like maybe they'ref in t life,y it's just like balls to the wall. i would like to ball. >> jimmy: that is nick kroll in "olympic dreams." i tell you what, the makeup they did, it makes it look like your red w nose was really red and cold. >> there was no makeup. it was me in my room in the morning, is it, is this? and it was so cold. jimmy, it's so hard being an actor. i know you've never heard about how tough it can be on location. >> jimmy: i know some people do their own stunts. and they'll injure something. >> it's so interesting. but we, it was so cd. kery sne
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an w hadhi. it's the three o so we're the camera, the sound bags, we're doing our own makeup, and my nose was frozen. it's like, i've never experienced anything. it was so, it was genuinely so exciting to be like all right we're shooting this scene about maybe they're going to kiss and we'd find like this random town that had been carved out of ice in the middle of this olympic village and shoot the scene there and run up and shoot a scene during figure skating or while people were curling, and it was just really exciting. >> jimmy: i'm so surprised that you were allowed, with security the way it is, you would think that the last place on earth you'd be able to sneak around and do that stuff without permission is the olympics. >> alexy had gotten a permission, we had carte
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blanche. is that the word? >> jimmy: carte blanche would be an old lady. >> it's like one of the golden girls, cheesecake, probably. >> jimmy: i have some bad news about some of them. i'll tell you later. >> what, they're all still together, right? >> jimmy: there's some things happening, yeah. >> but because we were part of the olympic, inside of the olympic committee's sort of, we got of full access, and we got to go to the opening ceremonies. we were in the athletes' pen, the holding pen right before all the athletes walk out into the olympics. so we were with like thousands of athletes. everyone's in their country's uniforms. they're all meeting each other, taking pictures and hanging out. then we walked with them up to the stadium of like 60,000 people and a billion people around the world watching. and we're watching them as they're about to walk out to the whole world. and -- >> jimmy: that's really cool. >> it was really cool, and we
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were so close to walking out. >> jimmy: perhaps you would not have had carte blanche anymore had you done that? >> no. we would have had cart blanche. david chang was there as well. >> jimmy: the great chef david chang. >> amazing chef, david chang, he's an old friend of mine, and he was there covering the olympics as well. so we went out to dinner with him one night and a bunch of friends. >> jimmy: that's fun to go out to dinner with a great chef like that. >> oh, man. so we go to this korean barbecue place. there, it would just be barbecue. we go to, and we go to, he sits down, and i'm like, you pick your meat before you go up to the table. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's like a super market but a nice situation. and you pick it out, and they don't have any idea who he is. they're just like some dude. and i go up, and they don't know who you are.
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and he starts going around the restaurant and grabbing food from counters and other tables and brings it over and starts cooking his own meal at our table. >> jimmy: is that allowed? >> i don't now, man. if you're david chang it is. squoip y >> jimmy: you can do it. that's a lot of fun. you and your great partner, john mulaney, is it fair to say he's your partner >> he is, though i think he may have dumped me for pete davidson. mulaney is my dear, dear friend. >> jimmy: you guys are doing a strange show the week after, march 19th. >> yes. >> jimmy: what can you tell us about this? >> it is, there is a movie called "my dinner with andre." and it was wallace shawn and andre gregory, and it was a two-person movie. two dudes sitting at a table. very experimental. two dudes at one table talking
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for an hour and a half. nothing happens. so elvis mitchell who puts together a bunch of live reads in l.a. asks me to do a live read of "my dinner with andre", and based on the audience response, i think people are going to go crazy for it. >> jimmy: i would guess 90% think it's andre the giant. [ applause ] >> i would love to have dinner with andre the giant. >> jimmy: i got some more bad news for you. >> jimmy: nick kroll. "olympic dreams" screens this sunday at south by southwest. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. still to come we have -- >> excuse me, jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah, what's up guillermo? >> i have a favor, the guillermo fan club is here, and i told them they could take a photo. is that ok? >> jimmy: you have a fan club? >> i have many fan clubs. >> jimmy: okay, i guess you can take a picture after the -- >> come on in, guillermos! >> jimmy: i said after the show.
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>> jimmy: our next guest goes from unusually handsome doctor on "grey's anatomy" to unusually handsome firefighter on its spinoff show "station 19." watch both shows thursday nights on abc. please say hello to jason george. [cheers and ♪ >> how you doin'? >> jimmy: doing well. good to have you here. >> good to be here. >> jimmy: the last time you were on the show, you weren't actually on the show. >> this is my first time on the show as me. the first job i had for shonda rhimes was a pilot. you know what a pilot is, a show trying to become a show.
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it was called "inside the box." and my character was a white house correspondent who first time on the camera just vomits. and they say how do you get over that? and i say you go on kimmel and make fun of it. >> jimmy: you went through all my relatives, they said no, so i played kimmel. >> you auditioned as well. >> jimmy: you did, guillermo? >> he was a pretty good kimmel. >> jimmy: was i the reason the show did not become a series and get picked up? >> let's go with that. >> jimmy: here you are, and weirdly, your son has been on the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: your son's not an actor, a kid, right? >> like i've been circling jimmy kimmel for a minute but not been on. yes, you actually interviewed my kid's class, talking about politics, about seven years ago or something like that. >> jimmy: let's take a look seven years ago.
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>> do you know what a republican is? >> like the good guys from "star wars"? >> jimmy: exactly. do you fwheeknow what a democra? >> a doctor for your teeth. >> jimmy: a doctor for your teeth. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: he's funny. >> he's about as tall as i am right now. >> jimmy: does he know more about politics now? >> i think you got him started on this trajectory. he's very opinionated. >> jimmy: we have another clip of your son, i believe from that very day. what would you do to make school better? >> i don't know what i'm going to do about education, but i'm just saying more schools in the tri county area. >> jimmy: the tri county area? what's the tri county area? >> this place in toy story. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's very cute. >> education, you know. it's all about education. >> jimmy: what were you up to
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when your son was, he's what, 15? >> he's about to be 15. >> jimmy: what were you doing at 15? >> much less good than him. injure whe >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i grew up in virginia. shout out to the folks in the military town. in l.a., there's people who do everything for you. i had a job since i was 11. >> jimmy: what did you do at 11? >> from 11 to 21 i worked at a baseball park. >> jimmy: which one? >> the tidewater tides. the farm league for the mets. one of the greatest jobs i've ever had. >> jimmy: so you'd be at the park working every day. >> throughout the summer, the greatest summer job i've ever had. you can make good money. the harder you work the more money you make. one of the three jobs they had to make a living, some of the guys were law students and med
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students. >> jimmy: so you were walking around selling things to people. >> i had 20 popcorn. i'm climbing the entire flight of steps. >> jimmy: you always have the same stuff? are you allowed to carry beer around as a kid? >> no, i wasn't able to carry beer. >> jimmy: beer seems like the worst thing. >> the beer guys make good money because people tip them better. >> jimmy: people are used to tipping bar tenders. >> right, right. >> jimmy: and a bar tender is coming to your seat. >> when alcohol's involved you have to tip. it's understood. for us it was in the spirit of thing. he ordered three peanuts. the way you get tips is talk a lot of trash and you throw your peanuts. he's like good shot, number two, and i throw the second thing of peanuts. you get a little wide on me, number three, i throw it up, boom, hit his kid right in the
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head. and he goes, don't worry about it, he should have caught it. it's a baseball park. he should have caught it. >> jimmy: that's a fun job to have. you can't do that at dodger stadium. >> they have like 50 year people. >> jimmy: it's a career. tell me about this new show. it's a little confusing. you played a surgeon on "grey's anatomy." you're playing the same character who's now become a firefighter. >> i was an anesthesiologist who's become a surgeon and is now going to become a firefighter. >> jimmy: that seems like you're on a bad career trajectory, not from a, you know, from a financial point of view. yes. >> but, from your heart, you know, the heart wants what the heart wants. >> jimmy: i see. >> any gray's anatomy fans in the house? [cheers and applause] no, but my character is an adrenaline junky and realizes he doesn't want to be cooped up in
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the hospital. this is somebody i can identify with. you're wearing a mask and it's all about eye acting. camera here. it's all just intense looks. >> jimmy: right. >> but when you put on a firefighter outfit you're kicking in doors, hoses, water everywhere, everything you want to do when you're a kid. i'm this close to "star wars" but not yet. >> jimmy: that's a fun thing. it doesn't make any sense that you would become a firefighter. has that ever happened in life? >> actually, it has. ly i had to do this research. my character is looking to go after medic one, how do firefighter paramedics basically perform surgery in the field, something that regular firefighter paramedics can't do. it's more difficult to do than ivy league schools. >> jimmy: that really only happens in war typically. >> exactly. so they, this program, my character's going for that, and
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it's actually had doctors who just for the challenge went back, they wanted to do something different. they made tons of money being a doctor. let me see if i can do this thing closer to a person's problem when they hit the ground and see if i can perform surgery without being in an o.r. someplace. >> jimmy: see how much we learn from television? people make fun, but you learn a lot more than you can learn in a library, i tell you that. >> jimmy kimmel and shonda rhimes. >> jimmy: maybe i'll take your child to see toy story 4 when it comes out. >> jimmy: jason george! "station 19" airs thursday nights at 9:00 here on abc. and we'll return with music from sam fender. ♪ ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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[cheers and applause] ♪ dutch kids huff balloons in the parking lot ♪ ♪ the golden arches illuminate the business park ♪ ♪ i eat myself to death feed the corporate machine i watch the movies recite every line and scene ♪ ♪ god bless america and all of its allies i'm not the first to live with wool over my eyes ♪ ♪ i am so blissfully unaware of everything kids in gaza are bombed while i'm just out of it ♪ ♪ the tensions of the world are rising higher we're probably due another war with all this ire ♪ ♪ i'm not smart enough to change a thing i have no answers only questions ♪ ♪ don't you ask a thing all the silver tongued suits and cartoons that rule my world ♪
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♪ are saying it's a high time for hyper sonic missiles ♪ ♪ when the bombs drop darling can you say that you've lived your life ♪ ♪ oh this is a high time for hyper sonic missiles cities lie like tumors all across the world ♪ ♪ a cancer eating mankind hidden in our blindside they say i'm a nihilist 'cause i can't see ♪ r the fef u and me ♪ b ut i bieven what i'm feeling and i'm firing for you ♪ ♪ this world is gonna end but till then i'll give you everything i've got ♪ ♪ i'll give you everything i've got ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ohh oh oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ ohh oh oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ all the silver tongued suits and cartoons that rule my world ♪ ♪ are saying it's a high time for hyper sonic missiles ♪
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♪ when the bombs drop darling can you say that you've lived your life ♪ ♪ oh this is a high time for hyper sonic missiles ♪ ♪ they all do the same only their names change honey you can join their club if you're born in to money ♪ ♪ it's a high time for hyper sonic missiles you know it's a high time for hyper sonic missiles ♪time for hyper sonic missiles oh this is a high time for hyper sonic missiles ♪ [cheers and applause]
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