dan. >> i'm dion. on jimmy kimmel, mandy moore. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mandy moore, from "queer eye", antoni, jonathan, karamo, and tan, nick kroll, plus music from dean lewis. and now -- where am i -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. welcome. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. oh, please, it's -- thank you. i'm very flattered. i welcome you. i'm sure you know, those of you

on spring break especially that march madness is upon us. it is that magical time of the year when people who know nothing about college basketball pretend they know things about college basketball. [ laughter ] and every american workplace brackets are being precipitated, entry fees are being not turned in, matchups for the ncaa tournament are set. duke is the number one overall seed, the first time talking about has been the number one seed since every year ever since basketball began. the other number one seeds are unc, uva, and gonzaga. i have a theory. i know this might be controversial but here it is. i don't believe gonzaga exists. [ laughter ] i've never heard the word "gonzaga" outside of college basketball. i don't know where it is. i don't know anyone who went there. i don't even know anyone who knows anyone who went this there. go on youtube and search gonzaga,al you bet are basketball videos, nothing else. gonzaga is the "i have a

girlfriend in canada" of college. [ laughter and applause ] tigers, auburn got a number five seed. after they won the s.e.c. tournament, i want you to pay special attention to the on-screen graphics here. according to the cbs affiliate in birmingham the tigers are competing in a contest of an entirely different kind. >> basketball fans celebrating the historic win for the auburn tigers as the team earns the number five seed in the ncaa tournament. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they won a sex tournament. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations! that seems illegal, but -- i thought the sex tournament ended last week when colton and cassie went to the fantasy suite. right? this is also from alabama. we have an annual st. patrick's day tradition on this show. is this something i look forward to all year? probably the greatest local news story ever. it's the story of st. patrick's day miracle, a leprechaun

sighting that took place in mobile, alabama. [ laughter ] way back in the year 2006. >> curiosity leads to large crowds in mobile's crichton community, many of you bring binoculars, camcorders, camera phones to take pictures. >> look like a leprechaun to me. who else loves leprechauns, say yes! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was the original fake news. and it only gets better from there. >> eyewitnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night if you shine a light in its direction, it suddenly disappears. this sketch is what many of you say the leprechaun looks like. >> jimmy: i still refuse to believe that's an amateur sketch. that had to be done by a professional. [ laughter ] oh, by the way, i got cookies september from the lnj bakery in mobile, alabama. if anything was ever magically delicious, this is it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

thank you. thank you for these. i will eat this evidence at midnight tonight. but that's not all from mobile. the capper to this holy trilogy of local news clips is this. >> others find it hard to believe and have come up with their own theorys and explanations for the image. >> it's got to be a cricket. get up in the tree and play a leprechaun. >> jimmy: and that is the true meaning of st. patrick's day. [ cheers and applause ] the president does not drink. so he celebrated st. patrick's day by tweeting like the manic leprechaun artist he is. trump tweeted and retweeted 29 times yesterday. who says he's not productive in yesterday, just before 8:00 a.m., he wrote, it's truly incredible that shows like "saturday night live," not funny, no talent, can spend all their time knocking the same person, me, over and over.

[ laughter ] without so much of a mention of the other side like an advertisement without consequences. same with late night shows. he's not so much the president as the "cheers and jeers" section of "tv guide." then a 14-minute break to gather his thoughts as he continued with the march madness. should federal election commission and/or fcc look into this? there must be collusion with the democrats and of course russia. besides the fact that trump hinting that the fcc should look into censoring late night comedy shows because he doesn't like us making jokes about him is genuinely disturbing. this is what vladimir putin and kim jong-un do. what might be the craziest part is the episode of "saturday night live" he was tweeting about on saturday was a rerun. not only was it a rerun, it was a rerun of their christmas episode. [ laughter ] he does know it's not christmas, right? i mean, he's not that out of it, is he? maybe he doesn't know how reruns work. he doesn't seem to know whether he's watching an old episode of "saturday night live" or a new

one. he tweeted this. dangerous immigrants hans and frans must go. [ laughter ] and the idea that late night shows are colluding with russia? is ridiculous. i know i'm not colluding with russia. let's check in with our writers room to see. hey, guys. are any of you colluding with russia? >> nyet! >> nyet! >> nyet! >> jimmy: i hope that settles that. best writing staff vodka can buy. it's really terrific. [ cheers and applause ] trump took time out this weekend to tweet insults about the recently deceased senator john mccain, who he for whatever crazy reason said finished last in his class, which he didn't. and he scolded fox news. he's angry at fox news for suspending judge jeanine piro. listen to this. while i read it, imagine him saying this to himself in front of a mirror. must stay strong and fight back with vigor. stop working so hard on being politically correct which will only bring you down and continue to fight for our country.

the losers all want what you have. don't give to it them. be strong and prosper. be weak and die. stay true. [ laughter ] [ applause ] what kind of a person would tweet something like that? [ laughter ] >> could be a crackhead. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have quite a show for you tonight. mandy moore is here from "this is us." [ cheers and applause ] ant antony, jonathan, karamo, and tan are here. [ cheers and applause ] five guys drive around the country in an suv saving people's like like a gay a-team. surprisingly uplifting. since they were already here today i asked the guys to help me with a little project this afternoon. that little project happens to be our beloved parking lot security guard, guillermo.

i'm glad you're here. how are you doing? this is a national emergency. >> good to see you. >> tell us, what's going on? >> jimmy: well, guillermo. you know guillermo. >> we love. >> jimmy: i'd love it if you could look at him, talk to him, help him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because he needs it. >> right, yeah. >> we can definitely change guillermo by the end of this. trust and believe. >> oh, my. >> jimmy: you have friends here to see you. >> hi, jimmy. >> hey. >> how are you? >> very bold t-shirt choice. nice little throwback to the '90s. with that hardy -- i'm not sure that brand still exists. >> jimmy: he's more of an ed softy now that i look at him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is there something in mind that you think would work this. >> jimmy: not this, not this. i'm going to leave you guys to work with him and i'll see you later. >> get out of here. >> jimmy: thanks, guys. >> see you later. >> guillermo: yeah, get out of here. >> jimmy: we've got to talk.

do you feel great in all of this? or do you know, i could do better? >> guillermo: sometimes -- >> no, i feel i can do better. >> guillermo: i feel i can do better. >> oh i love -- >> wait, from my time as a high school cheerleader i have a perfect chant that will build confidence that you will love. hey, guillermo, how do you feel? then you go like this. i feel good! i feel good, hey! ready? hey, guillermo, how do you feel? >> guillermo: i feel so good! >> yeah! >> yeah! >> let's get to work. ♪ ♪ >> that's a lot of look. i know it's bold of me to say when i've got fringe going on. but that's a lot of look. >> guillermo: okay. >> especially when it's like front and back. like oof. >> guillermo: too much. >> we're going to change that. the jeans are terrifying and the shoes? the shoes need to go so badly,

they're so bad. they're so, so bad. the shoes need to never see the light of day again. grvenlts i will donate to it the goodwill. >> no, no, please don't do that, no. nobody -- nobody wants that. i would rather you burn them. if you want to throw them, so be it. my plan is to tone it down. guillermo? are you decent, my love? >> guillermo: yes, i'm ready. >> oh my god. i already like it so much more. okay. feeling sexy? >> guillermo: yeah. >> can you show me your sexy model walk? >> guillermo: yeah, sure. >> okay, good, go. ♪ yes, yes, yes, yes. ♪ ♪ >> how do you feel when you look in the mirror? >> guillermo: i don't know. >> i can tell you're lacking that confidence. but i saw this on the wall. this beautiful chihuahua. what do you see when you see this chihuahua? >> guillermo: i see sweet. nice.

>> you see all the things that are beautiful, right? >> guillermo: yeah. >> here you go. my goal for guillermo is help him understand that he can be confident, that he can feel good about himself. any time you're feeling down, i want you to think about this chihuah chihuahua, that you have to bark for your confidence. you have to be barking mad for your confidence. so any time you want confidence, bark with me. just bark. go, bark, bark, bark, bark! >> guillermo: bark, bark! >> there you go. that's the confidence you need. >> guillermo: bark, bark! ♪ ♪ >> okay, guillermo. we are at the famous crafting table. this is where you get most of your meals whenever you're working, right? >> guillermo: that's rightness i'm going to take over and we're going to do slightly healthier options, maybe. >> guillermo: okay. >> just to switch it up. guillermo doesn't have the best eating habits. i like to fill myself up with vegetables before i have proteins and other things. it kind of keeps me going a

little longer. nice, fresh apples. >> guillermo: that i agree with. >> apples are yummy. >> guillermo: apples, good. >> crafting is hard. you want complex carbs, instant crunch. now we have a slightly healthier version of what you would normally eat. a little birdie told me you have a habit before a show. >> guillermo: yeah, i drink a little shot of tequila. >> i basically want to show you maybe a little more elegant version of having that secret shot of tequila. are you familiar with a tequila sunrise? >> guillermo: i never tried one. >> it's a very romantic drink. we're going to take -- this is probably not unlike a bottle of tech ke tequila that you keep in your room. you pour a guillermo swig. >> guillermo: right there. >> that's a very generous amount, that will definitely take the nerves off. flu season is a real thing. we all get colds in the wintertime. even in los angeles. so we want to keep our vitamin c going.

we put a bit of orange juice. a bit of given dean. with the back end of the spoon, you just pour it nice and slow. >> guillermo: wow. >> it looks like a little sunrise. >> guillermo: yes. >> just a little bit of effort and you have a sweet little cocktail that you made for yourself. as we say, dlelicioso. ♪ ♪ >> you don't have any issues with personal space? i'm very much over your shoulder. >> guillermo: no problem. >> i think you're a very handsome man, but sometimes i think your hair lacks a little bit of versatility. guillermo's hair is giving me a story of a football helmet, but we are not playing football so i want to soften it, i want to smooth it, i want to shine it, i want to teach guillermo's hair how to sing a different song. right now it's gill me heavy metal and i want to give it a sade treatment. something a little softer. >> guillermo: it feels so good.

>> it does? >> guillermo: yeah. oh, yeah. >> okay. now this is a good way for people with waivy hair to blow dry their hair. you get out of the shower, your hair is wet. >> guillermo: okay. >> oh! a little bit of this. a little bit of that. >> guillermo: okay. >> look at you smiling at yourself. >> guillermo: i like it. >> oh my gosh. you're really taken with yourself right now, aren't you? >> guillermo: yeah, i'm so happy. i'm impressed. >> i think you look very amazing. are you ready to show the world your new look? >> i think jimmy's going to be blown away. >> guillermo: i'm ready, i cannot wait for jimmy to see this. >> me too, let's go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i can't wait to see you either. it's time for the moment of truth. but first let's say hello to the men of "queer eye." come on out, fellows! there they are. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you for doing this thank you. all right.

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♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: like a young ricardo montalban over there. hey, we're back. tonight, from "queer eye" on netflix, antoni, jonathan, karamo and tan are here. [ cheers and applause ] then, he is apple music's up next artist. his album comes out friday. it's called "a place we knew." dean lewis from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ]

tomorrow, senator kamala harris and jedi master mark hamill will join us. we'll have music from judah and the lion. and later this week, rob lowe, sean penn, joey king, retta, plus music from jenny lewis and catfish and the bottlemen. so please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest has toured with nsync, costarred with eddie murphy, she plays 32, 48, 66 years old on "this is us," watch it tuesday nights on nbc. please say hello to mandy moore! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>, hi! >> jimmy: how are you? >> wow, i'm well, how are you? >> jimmy: you look fantastic, like that dress. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we talked about "queer eye" the last time you were

here. >> i can thank you for introducing me to karamo. >> jimmy: oh, good. >> i was here two times ago with my how husband whose band was performing and karamo was a guest here on the show. >> jimmy: that's right. >> i practically attacked him backstage and forced him to take a picture with me and become friends. >> jimmy: you exchanged information? >> we found each other on instagram, as kids do these days. >> jimmy: that's the way to do it, yeah. >> then at the emmys this year i walked on the red carpet and the very first people i run into were these gentlemen. and i thought it was like the best omen ever. >> jimmy: a full breakdown when you saw them? every dream you ever had had come true? >> pretty much. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> i think my evening's done, i can go home now. >> jimmy: i feel like those guys get a lot of people that want to be their friends. they get to the point they have to go, who do we actually want to be friends with? obviously you made the cut, at least with karamo. >> i made the cut with karamo and i'm eternally grateful. >> jimmy: was he at your

wedding? >> he was not at my wedding. >> jimmy: you made the cut with him, he didn't make the cut with you what are you starting, sir? i got married in november. we got married at our house, our backyard, with 40 people. a very intimate ceremony. >> jimmy: a really tight group, 40 people, yeah. >> friends and family, close friends. >> jimmy: at the house too. >> backyard, yeah. >> jimmy: put up a tent or anything like that? >> no, we covered the pool. we covered the pool -- >> jimmy: classy. >> and sat on the pool, yes. >> jimmy: really? >> that was as fancy as we got, yeah. >> jimmy: your husband taylor is in the band dawes. when you're husband's in a band do you hire a band to play at your wedding? >> no, i forced him and his band members to play. >> jimmy: they have to play, yeah. >> i mean, right? you sort of -- it's kind of like built in. built-in contract. >> jimmy: i would think so. >> they have to be the wedding band. >> jimmy: did they do their own songs? >> no. >> jimmy: did they do kool & the gang for the wedding? >> we asked all of our friends because most of our friends are

musicians, many of them are. we asked everybody to get up and sing a song. taylor and the rest of the guys and dawes were the band, the backing band. then taylor and i got up at the very end and we sang a duet together. >> jimmy: what song did you do together? >> a kris kristofferson/rita coolidge duet, "the things i might have been." beautiful and mellow and the perfect way to cap off the evening. >> jimmy: that sounds like a good wedding except all the people in your life that are really good they couldn't go like karamo. >> they didn't make the cut, sorry. >> jimmy: honeymoon? we went to chile. i love being outdoors issy. we wanted to have an active honeymoon. >> jimmy: quhupd you love being outdoorsy, does taylor love being outdoorsy also? >> he does. he's very kind to sort of indulge me. >> jimmy: oh, then -- >> in the outdoor theme. >> jimmy: maybe he doesn't love it as much as you do? >> he woke up at 5:00 a.m. on this honeymoon and we hiked a volcano together. so he was very amenable to the plan, yeah. he was wonderful about it.

but i think we hiked every single day that we weren't traveling when we were in the country. >> jimmy: is that his idea of a great honeymoon or mostly your idea? >> we planned it together, definitely. i don't think he quite knew what he was in for. >> jimmy: what would his ideal honeymoon be? >> as long as he has time to read and have his own solo time, i think he's -- >> jimmy: was he walking out like this? >> with a book. with his guitar. no, it's the best way to sort of disconnect from the outside world and connect with each other, being on the side of a mountain. >> jimmy: speaking of camping, you're getting your star on the hollywood walk of fame. [ cheers and applause ] i say camping -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: really people are living out there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but do you know what neighbor causioothe it up. >> oh, yes. i'm in like east -- like east of where we are. >> jimmy: east of our theater, yes. down the block. in front of the costume shop. now here's the thing about the

costume shop. >> i've been there. >> jimmy: sometimes there are -- [ laughter ] there are usually horrible displays in the front. like hooker zombies and beheaded things. >> you're right. >> jimmy: which you don't want when you're giving your speech. >> okay. >> jimmy: right now, though, you're in a little better shape. because easter's coming. >> right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've just got the world's scariest life-sized bunny that will be covering over you. >> that's fine. >> jimmy: will you have more or fewer people than the star ceremony than at the wedding? >> hopefully more. but who knows? >> jimmy: invited guests. >> oh, i think about the same. >> jimmy: the same group? >> it was a very strict cutoff. >> jimmy: who's going to speak? you have to have a couple of people speak. >> your friend dan fogleman. >> jimmy: the producer of "this is us." >> the producer, creator, writer. >> jimmy: did you do that to tore tun him? i'd imagine that's going to make him nervous. >> you know dan. that will make him very nervous. no, i mean, i'm psyched to hear what he has to say. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> he's given me my life, he's

the reason i'm getting a star on the walk of fame. i don't know who else is going to speak. we have a couple of days to figure that out. >> jimmy: figure that out, it's very, very important. >> you're making me nervous. i know i have to speak -- >> jimmy: are you nervous? >> yes. >> jimmy: you do have to speak and you have to be gracious. like snoop dogg. i spoke on his behalf. >> he did. >> jimmy: then he forgot to thank me. but he did remember to thank himself at the end of the speech. [ laughter ] >> that sounds about right. >> jimmy: don't forget dan and whoever else. >> thank you for that help, yeah. >> jimmy: no problem. if you need any tips about it. also it's filthy so bring pure relevant. >> i will definitely. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: "this is us," tuesday nights, 9:00 on nbc. you know where it is. mandy moore, everybody. thank you. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by yahoo sports. enter the best bracket millionaire contest at

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click, call, or visit a store today. >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the show. our next guests are like a real-life team of avengers, turning the dismal into dazzling, making happy from sad. the third season of their show "queer eye" is available now on netflix. please welcome antoni porowski, jonathan van ness, karamo brown and tan france. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, guys. thank you for being here. thank you for what you did for guillermo. >> thank you. >> oh my god! >> oh no.

>> jimmy: it's wonderful. i hope you don't do other shows. >> oh, no, we don't ever. >> jimmy: okay, thank you. >> bobby's sad he couldn't be here, he's in china doing a furniture line but he sends his love. >> that's a plug for his furniture line. >> that's what friends do. >> jimmy: they make the best stuff in china and i'm sure that is going to be terrific. >> oh! >> jimmy: guillermo, not only does he look great, he's got new attitude, hands in his pockets constantly. >> how's the cocktail? >> guillermo: good, it's great. thank you, guys. >> jimmy: just what he needed, more karedrinks. season 3 came friday. do you watch the show, watch yourselves? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: as a group, individually? >> individually. i'm usually not very good at watching the episodes. i was forced to. hit with a gross flu. >> jimmy: oh. >> i don't have a sofa in my living room so i sat on my floor and just binge watched the whole thing. >> jimmy: did bobby take your sofa to china? >> he did, yeah.

>> he just wants sympathy. >> jimmy: if he had the flu, that's no good, and you don't want him around you anyway. this season was shot in kansas city. >> yes. >> jimmy: was that fun for you? >> it was a homecoming for me. i'm from four hours away from there. it was a homecoming for bobby as well. it's different than thatlanta. new, i'd never been there. very much fun. we're talking cornfields. we're talking soybeans. we're talking -- but also diversity in america's heartland. ? right. [ cheers and applause ] >> there is a lot of diversity there. >> jimmy: karamo, your job, you're the culture expert on the show. what does that mean exactly? really, your job is really to make people cry. >> it is, it is. people don't know, i'm actually a psychotherapist and a social worker. [ cheers and applause ] come on, give it up for social workers! so literally we're having these deep conversations and training behind it. so that's why people cry immediately. >> jimmy: you all have training in different ways.

jonathan, you really know what you're doing with human hair. >> oh, no, uh-uh. >> jimmy: grooming -- >> i'm a literal companies met on the, honey. >> jimmy: a literal companies met on the. >> on the board. they all start with kk. like kk-3, blah, blah, blah. she's never had a complaint. >> do not ever let him wax your ears, ever. >> jimmy: really? >> he tried to wax my ears. >> tried. >> tried. >> because you needed it. >> oh! >> because you needed it. >> oh! >> you know what, i really have to say, i really do have to say, with the unrealistic beauty expectations that are placed upon women and men, he could not even take this much square inch of waxing. i have waxed far more than any ear lobes. >> i don't deal with pain. even if i did, do not let jonathan van ness wax you -- >> it's gorgeous to wax ears.

a little warm, stick a tongue depresser in there, rip it out, it's great, people love it. >> we want to know what else you're waxing. >> no. as you can tell, i'm into my hair. >> jimmy: you caused a bit of a stir online this weekend. the pronunciation of the word "squirrel." now how do you -- what is your -- how do you pronounce squirrel? >> america. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] >> the correct pronunciation for squirrel is squir-rel. >> two syllables. >> it's two syllables, squirrel. why are americans saying squirrel? it's annoying. >> it's correct. >> it's not correct. have you seen how it's spelled? >> jimmy: yes, it's spelled like -- quarrel, we don't say quarrel. you're adding an "a" square-rel

kind of. >> a little extra. >> yes, you do. >> i'd love to give quarrel the squirrel treatment. i'm having a quarrel. >> jimmy: this could be a children's book, quarrel the squirrel. >> yes. >> i will take that. >> and an american accent. squeer-rel. doesn't work. >> squirrel. >> squeer-rel. >> jimmy: antony, you caused a bit of a stir, yours wasn't intentionally. this is one of the best pictures i've ever seen. because you're at a hockey game. [ cheers and applause ] you're watching guys play ice hockey while kate beckinsale and keith davidson are playing tonsil hockey next to you. >> sir, we've having trouble with your microphone. do it in a hockey announcer voice when you explain.

>> i would be able to do that voice if i knew what a hockey announcer sounded like. >> they were kissing, they're kissing fast, they're kissing more, i'm paying no attention! [ cheers and applause ] >> that's very good, very good. >> he's the host of the group. >> karamo is the next-level funny today. he's been next-level funny. >> jimmy: now his ears are waxed and he can hear everything. >> you can hear, you can hear. >> good timing. >> i just want to say, to finally clarify -- >> jimmy: yes, clarify. >> there were two hockey players going at it, beating the hell out of each other, and i was genuinely concerned. we chatted the entire game. she's very funny, witty, charming. >> who is that? >> this guy. >> me want to know his story. who's this guy? [ cheers and applause ] >> how come nobody talks about him? why do we get remembered for things that have nothing to do with us? >> who is he?

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this week we're going to summer camp! >> yeah! >> did you go to camp as kids? >> we couldn't afford that. >> i was going to talk about horseback riding camp but that's a little shaky. >> it's okay. >> you went to christian sports camp every summer for 10 years. >> christian sports camp? >> i always got something. lice, the flu. shingles. >> my first gay experience was at a camp. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: season 3 of "queer eye" on netflix right now. who's the worst driver in the group when you guys -- >> bobby. >> bobby. >> bobby. >> he's a very angry driver. >> so much -- that is true. however, he's not the worst. >> he's not. >> he's the best, that's why he

gets angry, he holds everyone to a very high standard, just like himself. >> we're only saying that because he's not here, we miss him. >> we miss our bobby. >> by far and away the worst driver is tan unequivocally. i'm on the imaginary brake when i'm with him. >> it's him, him, him. >> i'm in a foreign land on the wrong side of the road. >> you do a great job. >> you've been here over ten years. >> shut up, antony. >> jimmy: speaking of foreign lands you took the show, you had a special in japan. >> yes. >> jimmy: are they watching "queer eye" in japan? >> yes, big. >> jimmy: it's crazy to go to a country so far away, english is not their first language, and they know you there? >> it's fascinating to think anywhere we go in the world, we get to travel a lot, it's bizarre when you turn up thinking, nobody will know. as soon as you arrive at the airport, people know. it's bizarre. >> jimmy: do they dub you in japan? >> they do. >> jimmy: guys that dub your voice? >> some countries they dub, some they use subtitles.

>> are you asking about something? i don't understand what you're asking. >> they dub it. >> it's funny to hear jonathan saying "yes, queen" in japanese. >> the japanese version of jonathan is so -- >> masculine. very, super deep. >> jimmy: really? >> italy is particularly interesting. >> yeah. >> >> jimmy: why is that? >> we're a few octaves higher and the tempo is definitely speedier. >> we've got a lot of time to watch ourselves in other languages. >> jimmy: you're a worldwide phenomenon, that's the fact of the matter. marie condo, is she infringing on your turf? >> we love her. >> law of abundance. >> jimmy: will therer be an avengers-style joining of forces? >> we pray for that every day. >> jimmy: i think that could happen. >> it could. >> jimmy: why not? >> bobby might get a little upset. the rest of us are cool. >> jimmy: if bobby was here to complain about it. >> too busy in china. >> bobby and marie -- bobby

taught me everything in my house needs to be designed in the room based off your favorite object. marie taught me, get rid of all the stuff that doesn't spark my joy. so much good info. >> jimmy: it's great to have you guys here. thank you for making guillermo over. the show is fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] season 3 of "queer eye" is on netflix now. thanks, folks. be right back with dean lewis! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to mandy moore, the "queer eye guys," apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, his album is called "a place we knew." here with the song "stay awake" -- dean lewis! ♪ tracing our fingers from right to left we're too drunk to even walk ♪ ♪ and all of a sudden

you bring up our problems so i guess you want to talk ♪ ♪ 'cause they say the bigger the love the harder the fall ♪ ♪ well i'm crashing through the floor ♪ ♪ said you're leaving when the morning comes all packed up ♪ ♪ if the feeling's gone stay awake stay awake stay awake with me ♪ ♪ just keep on holding on stay awake stay awake stay awake with me ♪ ♪ all of our memories are packed into boxes stacked up

against the door ♪ ♪ 'cause they say the bigger the love the harder the fall ♪ ♪ well i'm crashing through the floor ♪ ♪ still feel your breath on my lips as you're walking out the door ♪ ♪ but my hand starts to slip never felt like this before ♪ ♪ if the feeling's gone stay awake stay awake stay awake with me ♪ ♪ just keep on holding on stay awake stay awake stay awake with me ♪ ♪ i've been looking in the mirror trying to figure myself out ♪ ♪ i've been wondering where i went wrong ♪ ♪ but now you're not here it's like the daylight never comes ♪ ♪ so i'll keep on holding on ♪ ♪ said you're leaving when the morning comes

all packed up ♪ ♪ if the feeling's gone stay awake stay awake stay awake with me ♪ ♪ just keep on holding on stay awake stay awake stay awake with me ♪ ♪ if the feeling's gone stay awake stay awake stay awake with me ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh ♪ if the feeling's gone stay awake stay awake stay awake with me ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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