that is our report we appreciate your time. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm aima >> dicky: from caesars entertainment's zappos theater, it's "jimmy kimmel live" in las vegas! tonight -- celine dion. chris tucker. and jimmy crashes a vegas wedding. with cleto and the cletones. and now, cashing out, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone.

i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. appreciate that. i miss you already. very nice. thank you very much. we are coming to from -- thank you, thank you. please, now it's embarrassing. sit back, relax. we are coming to you from las vegas, nevada. we are in the thothor theater. i came in on an airplane, i'll be leaving on a mobility

scooter. here's why vegas is number one. [cheers and applause] i'll explain it. it's not just one city. all the greatsies cities of th world are represented here. you've got new york, paris, rome, margaritaville. vegas is the city that's been jacked up on red bull for 48 hours straight. there is alcohol everywhere here. there's even a bar at drybar. in vegas. even drybar isn't dry. that's how much alcohol there is. but i have to hand it to our crew and staff, even though there have been many temptations to drink to excess, to stay up too late. we have the most professional group here. they've, safety is our number one priority here at the show. i want to thank everyone who worked to put the show together. i want to thank caesar's palace,

zappos theater. i want to thank you for coming and waiting in line. we have enjoyed every minute of being here. guillermo's had a really -- where's guillermo? oh, my goodness. i think i hear his music. here he is, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ [cheers and applause] very talented, guillermo. wow. >> thank you las >> jimmy: need safety goggles to look at you. this is amazing. thank you, guillermo, please. >> thank you, jimmy!

[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how is your body holding up, guillermo? >> terrible, jimmy, terrible. i might die any minute. >> jimmy: it's liber-mariachi we have here. guillermo will be back in a few minutes. many years ago, i lost my virginity in this city in the parking lot of what was then the continental hotel. and this week, this week i came back to find it, and i was unable to do that. it's still out there somewhere. but all this week high cmy co-w were like, what's it like to live here? in a lot of ways, living in vegas is like living inside a glow stick. you can have shrimp and jell-o for breakfast anytime day or night. and you have the finest

sushi, chinese, then they're serving bacon chili waffles. did you know it's illegal to smoke marijuana on the strip? [ crowd reacts ] >> jimmy: it's been so fun to see my friends and neighbors at the show. and we've been getting visits from luminaries. our newly-elected senator, jackie rozen is here with us tonight. hi, jackie, and her husband larry is here. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you, jackie for coming and for presentiotectingr health care. we got an e-mail last night saying we have to go to the airport an hour earlier tomorrow because there's extra security because the president, you know that guy? he's coming to las vegas. [ crowd reacts ]

>> jimmy: it's not, the secret service will be here and we'll all be in trouble. trouble will be appearing at the annual leadership conference for the republican jewish coalition. a lot of people don't know donald j. trump, the j stands for jewish. zoom in on that face. what is this? he looks like a guy who wants to represent you in a mesothelioma lawsuit. tomorrow vegas will have another carrot top in town. hey, we have been keeping close attention to the local news here in vegas this week. because every week back home in hollywood we bleep and blur tv moments whether they need it or not. and since we're here, it's time for a special las vegas edition of this week in unnecessary cleansership. >> we'll have more from jimmy

tonight and what finally took him so [ bleep ] long. >> it's not going to stop my wife and i from [ bleep ] this afternoon. >> my [ bleep ] for $500,000. >> we are bernstein and poisson. >> we just want him to keep going. >> thanks, coach. >> [ bleep ] you. >> we have a blowing advisory. >> little pencil [ bleep ]. adam schiff. got the smallest, thinnest [ bleep ] i've ever seen. >> 99.9% of people watching right now will never have a chance to [ bleep ] the kardashians, what do he this smell like? >> chances are you will take a [ bleep ] in the [ bleep ] any day now. >> i said no, we're not si saigon. i'm [ bleep ], i'm going to [ bleep ]. >> tell me a part of your body almost no one ever sees.

>> my [ bleep ]. >> take a look at my big [ bleep ]. >> ooh, lookin' down on my big, big [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] gracious. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: we have something very special planned tonight. so, in this hotel, there's a little chapel where couples can get married, and there's a wedding in progress right now. so that is the wedding going on. that's jason and kate. they're both in the air force, majors in the air force, stationed in colorado. [cheers and applause] and they have no idea we're watching them. they can't hear us right now. and our plan is to make their wedding night even more special than it already was going to be. let's break in now to their wedding. hello jason and kate. hi, jason and kate. hi, there. hi, guys. [cheers and applause] how are you? i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm doing a show from the zappos

theater right now. we're very close to you. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: sorry to interrupt. what were you guys doing? >> we got our family here. we're like, getting ready to get married. >> jimmy: i was wondering if i might step in and you might let me preside over your ceremony. would that be all right? >> uh. sure. >> jimmy: okay. roland, that's okay with you? >> that's okay with me. >> jimmy: don't worry, i was an altar boy for many years. i know how to do it. we are gathered here today in this most sacred place, planet hollywood in las vegas, to join in holy matrimony, jason and and kate. but before we do, if anyone knows any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace. >> hey! hey, guys.

what's up, jimmy? >> jimmy: hey, david, david spade. >> i just had a, i'm so lost. hi. i don't want to step on that. i'm not really here to object. but i had a couple of questions. one, is there a slots of fun around here? i have a residual check, and i'm feeling lucky. >> jimmy: i don't think so anymore, no, david. >> is there a pawnshop? i want to see what i can get for my people's choice award. >> jimmy: david, there are a lot of pawnshops, but we're in the middle of a wedding ceremony right now. do you have an objection? >> i did. rook at this girl, so cute. hi. yes, it's me from "grown-ups." freaking out, jimmy, give her a second. yeah, my objection is they seem a little too sober and not on my watch in vegas, guillermo, can we get some shots in here?

shots, guillermo. >> hope this is top shelf liquor. you want to take one? you got that? to the three of us. >> woo! >> and you too, guillermo. >> hey! >> jimmy: a pre-wedding toast. beautiful. all right. everyone approves. now let's get back to business. jason, do you take kate to be your lawfully wedded wife? >> i do. >> kate, do you take jason to be your lawfully wedded husband? >> i do. >> well, now by the power vested in me by the nevada state bird, which is the mountain blue bird, by the way, i pronounce you husband and wife. you may kiss each other on the mouth. [cheers and applause]

that's very nice. now, one more question i have. did you hire a wedding singer? >> no. >> jimmy: well, thankfully, i know a local performer who has agreed to help you out. so kate and jason, here to accompany your first dance as husband and wife, ms. celine dion. [cheers and applause] ♪ for all those nights that you stood by me ♪ ♪ for all the truth you made me see ♪ ♪ for all the joy you brought to my life ♪ ♪ for all the wrong that you made right ♪ ♪ for every dream you made come true ♪ ♪ for all the love i found in you ♪ ♪ i'll be forever thankful, baby ♪ ♪ you're the one you held me up ♪ ♪ never let me fall

♪ your the one who saw me through, through it all ♪ ♪ you were my strength when i was weak ♪ ♪ you were my voice when i couldn't speak ♪ ♪ you were my eyes when i couldn't see ♪ ♪ you saw the best there was in me ♪ ♪ lifted me up when i couldn't reach ♪ ♪ you gave me faith as you believed ♪ ♪ i'm everything i am because you love me ♪ >> wow. >> jimmy: there you go. [cheers and applause] ♪ because you love [cheers and applause] >> yes, yes, yes!

>> jimmy: that's a pretty good wedding. well, congratulations, kate and jason. david, would you like to sing something before we go? >> no, she sang the one i was going to do. >> jimmy: oh, she did, all right. >> me and guillermo are going to take off and hit slots of fun. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, chris tucker is here, and we'll be right back with celine dion from the las vegas strip. [cheers and applause] ♪ you were my strength when i was weak ♪ ♪ you were my voice when i couldn't speak ♪ ♪ you were my eyes when i couldn't see ♪ ♪ you saw the best there was in me ♪ ♪ lifted me up do you want a charge? yeah battery charging. ♪ ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: that's very sad. davy on a losing streak. well do welcome back to our final night in fabulous las vegas. you can see david spade with ray romano, live at the mirage tomorrow night. david's mom is here tonight, and informs us that she calls him davy. tonight, a very funny man. you can see him in concert tomorrow night, just down the street at the wynn hotel and casino. chris tucker is here. next week, we are back in hollywood for new shows with "the avengers" who did not turn to dust. robert downey jr., chris hemsworth, scarlett johannson, paul rudd, danai gurira, jeremy renner and don cheadle - plus nikolaj-coster-waldau from "game of thrones," camila mendes, kiernan shipka. and music from 2 chainz, alice merton, hozier,

brad paisley, and the backstreet boys. but we are not finished here. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is a five-time grammy winner and one of the best-selling artists of all time. she is a las vegas superstar, so in june she will end her 16-year run at caesar's palace, to keck off a new world tour. please welcome, celine dion. ♪

>> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, here, for the first time as husband and wife, kate and jason brosseu. were you guys surprised? ? oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you can sit. relax, relax. it's your wedding. congratulations, guys. by the way, that was absolutely beautiful. we have a nice little wedding v.i.p. section set up for you to enjoy the show. and we are going to upgrade you guys to an 1,800 square foot suite with views of the strip. [cheers and applause] >> they've got a bed and everything. >> he's going to chase her all over the place. kate, kate, kate! we also got you a panini maker. put that in the luggage.

hello, celine. >> can i add to the gift? >> jimmy: absolutely. >> i'd like to invite both of you and your family to the next show that i'm going to do the tour in 2020. >> jimmy: your world tour. >> yes, my world tour. >> jimmy: will you be going to colorado? >> yeah. so you come. >> oh, yeah, we will. >> jimmy: they're definitely going to come. >> but, you know, you have to stay married. >> jimmy: you do have to stay married. thank you for coming. >> hi, guys! >> jimmy: celine, is that the first time, have you ever sung at a vegas wedding before? >> no. >> jimmy: interesting. >> i never had to do it, so thank you so much. >> jimmy: this could be a lucrative side deal for you. >> but i did renew my vows here in las vegas. >> jimmy: did you sing at your

own renewal? >> no, listen to me, don't push it. a bouquet and a day off is fine? >> jimmy: it's fine. >> is that water? >> jimmy: it's water. >> cheers. i just want to make sure it's not vodka. >> jimmy: did you ever get crazy? did you ever get drunk and go out? >> no, i don't get crazy, but i have a lot of courage, like. ♪ courage, don't you leave me now ♪ >> jimmy: are you trying to seduce me? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: celine, you've been here -- >> i know you're married. i don't do this to married people. i'm a nice girl. >> jimmy: you've been here for a really long time in las vegas. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you feel weird

about leaving? >> actually, i think i was supposed to be here for like two months. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and something went wrong or good, i don't know, but it's been 16 years. >> jimmy: 16 years you've been here. will caesar's palace keep the coliseum or demolish it when you leave? >> i, you're breaking my heart. first of all, it's bitter sweet leaving las vegas. this is my second home. so for me it's not leaving las vegas. it's like taking a route, like a new chapter in my life. i'm going on a world tour. [cheers and applause] i'm coming out with a new album called "courage". and i know that they want to do things at the coliseum. i will not let them demolish the coliseum. >> jimmy: that is a very bold. >> but they might open the roof. >> jimmy: okay. >> to make it even more the real

coliseum. >> jimmy: yeah, make it like the one in rome. >> so all the other casino can hear us. ♪ oh, she's singing again. another 16 years, oh, gosh. >> jimmy: i imagine being here for 16 years you've accumulated a lot of stuff, what are you going to do with all that stuff? >> keep them. >> jimmy: will it go in a storage facility? >> well, first of all, i am still looking for a couch. i lost a couch. >> jimmy: how do you lose a couch? >> i don't know, i don't want to say it got stolen, but if you see kind of a gray, taupish couch, heavy, big, beautiful, it's mine. >> jimmy: are you at all interested in two purple loveseats? because we won't be needing these after this. >> well, actually, i would love to keep them. >> jimmy: yeah, they're not

really on wheels, though. >> it's okay. i'm strong. >> jimmy: hey, how old are your children now? >> my twins are 8 years old, and my eldest is 18 years old. >> jimmy: 18 years old. >> yep. >> jimmy: will they continue to go to school in las vegas? >> they are home schooled. so wherever i go they come, exception this year. i'm going to go on tour, and it's the very first time that my twins will not come on tour, and they already know, because i'm on the talk. and you noticed they are so active, into sports. they love it, so they're going to stay here. >> jimmy: you're not going to disrupt their lives. >> i just want the best for them. >> jimmy: you know what, two 8-year-olds along in vegas will be fine. >> i thought of something. while i'm gone, maybe rc can go and replace me at the coliseum. >> jimmy: oh, that's a good idea. >> and the twins can be the

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♪ >> jimmy: we are back with celine dion. who, after 16 years in las vegas is wrapping it up and going on a world tour. the "courage" world tour. you will start in your hometown of quebec city. >> yes, we're going to start in quebec city, we're going to rehearse, finalize the show in quebec city, then going to montreal, and on and on and on for a year. >> jimmy: for a year. that's a long teaour. >> you have to come! [cheers and applause] ♪ don't let me down ♪ don't let me down [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: the song that you're singing for us later tonight is "ashes." and this is the song a lot of

people probably remember from the beginning of "deadpool 2." >> i think they remember. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i, that was a great, i thought that was fantastic. how did that come to be? did ryan personally confatact y? how did you end up in that movie? >> well, i end up in that movie because i receive mail. a lot of mail, like you do. and i opened, just opened a letter. joi >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and it said he wanted, i was sure of myself. i know what he wants, he wants me to play the movie with him, you know? >> jimmy: this is ryan reynolds. and i thought oh, my god, i got to work on my features and all that, i started to work on my

facial features, and i had to go to the mirror and work on my eyebrows. >> jimmy: you have to work on the eyebrows. >> you have to work on the eyebrows. so i started to work on like this. and the left. [cheers and applause] right left, right left, right left. and the thing is that i work on my features so much for so long and i realize it had nothing to do with the movie. >> jimmy: they just wanted you to sing. >> he just wanted me to sing. and, you know, he's just a great, he's adorable. >> jimmy: did they know you were disappointed by this? >> no, because i wanted to sing the song. i'm a singer after all. and i lover the song so much. >> jimmy: did you enjoy that movie? >> it's crazy. i'm trying to keep it away. mom, you signed the deadpool, can we watch the movie?

i'm like, ah, i don't think it's working tonight. >> jimmy: not for the 8-year-old. >> no. no. no. >> jimmy: they've probably seen it already. you just don't know. >> don't tell me that. you'll make me freak out. >> jimmy: when you're out on the road. they'll watch it. >> don't tell me that! >> jimmy: i mean they probably don't even have cable. >> i'm outta here. >> jimmy: well, you are going to sing that song which worked so beautifully for that film a little bit later. >> i was very touched that he had thought of me to sing that song, pause it is a beautiful song. >> jimmy: and he is a fellow canadian as well. >> on top, crazy like me. >> jimmy: celine dion. "courage" world tour kicks off in quebec city in august and album. we'll be right back from las vegas. ♪ >> dicky: next week, it's jimmy kimmel live avengers week,

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[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome back. we have chris tucker and music from celine dion coming up but first, no one on our staff was more excited to get to vegas than guillermo. from the moment he arrived at caesar's palace it was like he was a completely new man. ♪ >> wow, caesar's palace! >> welcome to caesar's palace, mr. rodriguez. >> thank you! good luck with the sex. >> thank you. ♪ >> make way for caesar! this is my palace! >> your drink, mr. guillermo. >> my name is not guillermo. my name is caesar. >> whatever you say, caesar. >> be gone with you. thank you for the drink. ♪ >> i am caesar. bring me my salad. >> you want another caesar

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♪ >> jimmy: music from celine dion is still to come. our next guest is a very funny actor and comedian who you know from "rush hour" and "friday" and he even lives here too. you can see him live at the encore theater here in vegas tomorrow night.

please welcome chris tucker! ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, how you doin', jimmy? >> jimmy: i'm doing welling thank you. [cheers and applause] >> i love you! i love you all! >> jimmy: how you doin'? that's very thoughtful for you to bring them a gift. >> yeah, that's about all i could find. >> jimmy: it looks similar to the one that was sitting on our craft service table back stage. >> it was? i went all over town trying to find that. >> jimmy: how you doin'? how's it it going? >> doing great. i live here in las vegas. i love it, i live here!

don't you see me walkin' around? i love it here! >> jimmy: do you ever hang out with celine dion? >> i don't, i don't. she's my neighbor, though. i live down the street, i never see her. i met her one time in paris. i was like hey, celine, she was like hey, she was so nice. i went to one of her shows out here, too. i loved it. you can't help but sing her songs. [ applause ] i was out there singing. >> i was like -- >> jimmy: what's your favorite celine dion song? >> you know the one -- ♪ near, far, wherever you are ♪ i will always ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i never imagined. >> that one is my favorite. >> jimmy: boy, what was the first time you were in las vegas? how long ago was it? >> first time i performed here,

i never forget it, because it was so hot. the hottest i've ever been in my life. i was inside it was so hot, i thought i would go outside and get cooler, and it was way off the strip. in the desert. it was a little shack out in the desert. but the hottest i ever been was in dubai. i went out there in the middle east. i thought vegas was hot. i went out there to play golf one time, and i had the whole golf course to myself. but i didn't know it was the hottest time of the year, nobody was golfing. >> jimmy: right. >> that's first time i realized that black people can get sunburned. >> jimmy: wow. >> because i had a tank top on, my shoulders were messed up for months. so i wear suntan lotion every time i'm in the middle east. >> jimmy: you own a comedy club. i'm opening a comedy club. >> congratulations. >> jimmy: i've never done anything like that before.

how did that go for you. >> don't have your family working for you in the comedy club, because my family worked for me in the comedy club. the club wasn't making no money, but everybody had new cars. my brother was drinking up all the inventory, i got to try this stuff, man. >> jimmy: how long did it last? >> about a year. that was it. >> jimmy: who made the call to shut it down? >> i did. i wasn't making no money, this was going to mess up my movie money. >> jimmy: were they upset with you? >> my dad was upset, he was the cook. he said what am i going to do now? i said be my daddy! >> jimmy: the last time you were on the show i think we talked about your son who is how old now? >> he's 20, about to be 21. >> jimmy: so will you give him a big las vegas 21 year old party? >> he wants to come to vegas. he wants to come to vegas, but what he don't know is i'm coming with him. i'm going to be watching him

behind slot machines. i'm going to tell waitresses, don't give him no beer, take him some milk. that's my baby! watch out for him, please! >> jimmy: are you still like that at this age? >> i'm bad. i'm one of those detective dads. >> jimmy: that's good. there's nothing wrong with that. does he find it annoying? >> no, i think he's cool with it, because i'm rich? i don't though. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> maybe that's why he really loves me, i don't know. >> jimmy: i'm going to throw a hypothetical situation at you. let's say your son's getting married maybe, who knows, ten years, whenever it is. and there's a bachelor party and he and his friends, and they have a bachelor party and they say we're going to go to a strip club together. would you go with your son to the strip club >> i'm going to be there. i have to show him whatnot not do. i'm going to be there for him to

make sure he can handle his own. >> jimmy: that will be a very special moment between father and son. >> this is not worth it, you're losing too much money here. we're going to be broke in a minute. >> jimmy: so you're going along to ruin it for him, basically. you love living here in las vegas? >> i love it because people come from all over the world. i bought a house because i wanted to be here. i knew everyone was coming from all over the world. now i'm performing tomorrow night tat the encore. >> jimmy: what time is the early show? >> like 7:30 and a 9:40 show. the difference is, 9:40, everybody's drunk already. jokes are easier then. 7:30 everybody's still, they sober. so you got to work harder. >> jimmy: you do. so the late show is the fun show? >> the late show is the fun show. that's funny, smoky!

how about your movie? "rush hour", where jackie chan at! jackie doing rom-coms, i think. >> jimmy: you and jackie aren't hanging around off hanging around off set? >> jackie is so nice and i was so comfortable. he would give me a gift every day, it's in my trailer. i'm like what is going on? he's so nice. i have to buy him something after a while. then i realize, he's from china. they make everything over there, he was getting it for free anyway. i almost went broke trying to keep up with him. >> jimmy: p that was a beautifu extension of jackie's gift giving. >> that's from my eigbuddy, jac chan. >> jimmy: chris tucker.

you can see chris live tomorrow night at 7:30 and 10:00 at the encore theater here in las vegas. and we'll return with music from celine dion. ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live in las vegas" are brought to you by caesars palace. go to likeacaesar.com to learn how to live like a caesar.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series in las vegas is presented by mercedes benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank chris tucker, david spade, and apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, you can see her on the "courage" world tour beginning this fall. here with the song "ashes," celine dion. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ♪ what's left to say

these prayers ain't working anymore every word shot down ♪ ♪ in flames what's left to do with these broken pieces on the floor ♪ ♪ i'm losing my voice calling on you 'cause i've been shaking i've been bending ♪ ♪ backwards till i'm broke watching all these dreams go up in smoke let beauty come out of ♪ ♪ ashes let beauty come out of

ashes and when i pray to god ♪ ♪ all i ask is can beauty come out of ashes can you use these ♪ ♪ tears to put out the fires in my soul 'cause i need you here woah ♪ ♪ ohh 'cause i've been shaking i've been bending backwards till i'm broke ♪ ♪ watching all these dreams go up in smoke let beauty come out of

ashes ♪ ♪ let beauty come out of ashes and when i pray to god all i ask is ♪ ♪ can beauty come out of ashes ♪ hey, hey, can beauty come out of ashes ♪ [cheers and applause]

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