appreciate your time, i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama, for mindi and sandhya, thanks for ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- the cast of "marvel's avengers endgame" featuring -- robert downey jr., chris hemsworth, scarlett johansson, and paul rudd, plus music from 2 chainz. and now, buckle in, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. i am jimmy. thank you for watching.

thank you for joining us. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here. i'm mostly barely here. we are back here in hollywood after a week in las vegas. we were in vegas for the week last week. i'm happy to report we had five great shows in vegas. we only lost 14 employees, and any day now my annulment from nicolas cage will be official. interesting fact. nine days in vegas is roughly the equivalent to 11 earth years. this trip really took its toll on our staff. we started the week feeling like bradley cooper in the a team and ended feeling like bradley cooper in "a star is born." it was rough. we had fun. but it's good to be back. the biggest difference between the las vegas strip and hollywood boulevard, here, if you lose all your money, you

were probably robbed at gunpoint by a cracked out chewbacca. hey guillermo, i almost don't recognize you with your shirt on. it's really remarkable. [ cheering ] you stayed a couple of extra day, right? >> guillermo: until yesterday. >> jimmy: how you feeling? >> guillermo: not so good. everything hurt. all my body hurt. >> jimmy: well, we have assembled a super show for you nonetheless, robert downey jr., chris hemsworth, scarlett johansson, paul rudd. the avengers are here with us. basically all the avengers who can't fit in a dust buster are here with us tonight. it's also a big night for college basketball, number one seed virginia played third seeded texas tech. virginia beat the buzzer to get there tonight. they had a stunner at the last second on saturday. did you see that game against auburn? you didn't see it. auburn was up by two with .6 of

a second left, and virginia hit three straight free throws to win it. but a lot of auburn fans didn't realize a foul had been called against their team. they just saw a missed three-point shot and didn't stick around to see the rest. and so they started celebrating. >> jimmy: okay. so about 45 seconds later, when they got the final score, this was the scene. that's right. it was like -- like hillary headquarters on election night. people were chopped. too soon? so many auburn fans celebrated

prematurely, it became a news story covered by many, including the local nbc affiliate in birmingham. >> fans rung out of bars, cheering and rolling the trees of toomers, then slowly realizing that virginia won with a controversial foul call and three free throws. >> jimmy: i hope somebody checks on that kid to make sure he's all right. but that's why you to stay to the end. there is another unusual sports story today. brock holt, who is an infielder for the boston red sox, is out for ten days. he is on the injured list because he got poked in the eye by his 2-year-old son. his kid scratched his cornea, which let that be a lesson to all the working dads out there. never spend time with your children. and while this was an unfortunate event, obviously there are two sides to every story. here now to tell us what happened from his perspective, the 2-year-old son of brock, griffin holt, who is joining us

from boston. hello, griffin. >> yeah, hey, how you doing there, sully? >> jimmy: it's jimmy, not sully. my name is jimmy. >> yeah, whatever, jimmy. you want a piece of me? if you want a piece of me, let's go right now, you and me, mano and baby. >> jimmy: i don't want a piece of you. i just wanted to know, how did this happen? how did you hurt your dad's eye? >> all right, all right, so listen to this. i'm just sitting at home, watching my [ bleep ], watching tom brady the tank engine. >> jimmy: it's thomas the engine, not tom brady. >> are you going to keep interrupting me or what? >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> i'm sitting at home, watching the television and all of the sudden this dot rat tries to tell me it's bedtime. [ bleep ] picks me up. picked me up! so what do i do? i scratch him right in the eye, pow. >> jimmy: okay, okay. hey, can i ask what's that you're drinking? >> it's sam adams and my mommy's

boobie juice. it's delicious. you cannot get this stuff at dunkies. >> jimmy: so you're saying you scratched your father's eye on purpose then? >> what am i supposed to do, not fight back? no, sir. i'm from southie, right? not like you queers in l.a. which is the armpit of america. besides, my dad started this. >> jimmy: i hope he gets better soon, and you should probably apologize to your father also. >> oh, apologize? what are you, my fricking mother? i ain't apologizing. and irregardless, i'm glad i did it. how do you like them apple sauces? >> jimmy: i don't like them that much, but -- >> it comes in pouchs now, just like my chewing tobacco. >> jimmy: thank you for explaining what happened from your perspective. and griffin, try not to hurt anyone else. >> yeah, right. what are you going to do if i do? you want a piece of me? >> jimmy: no, i don't. >> let's go, right now!

come on! >> jimmy: oh, actually, let's go later. paw patrol is on. all right. goodbye. >> no sox, no ma. >> jimmy: thank you, griffin. the terrible 2s. that's a real thing. >> what was that? you talking smack? i will beat you with a [ bleep ] socket wrench. mark my words, i'm coming for you. >> jimmy: buy, bye, griffin. wow. speaking of angry 2-year-olds, president trump was in las vegas -- [ applause ] i guess we got out of there just in time. but he was there to speak at a meeting of the republican jewish coalition, and this is how he kicked things off. >> shabbat, shalom, thank you. >> jimmy: he has no idea what that means. not a chance.

it was a busy weekend for the orange man. his secretary of homeland security kirstjen nielsen resigned yesterday. she decided she wants to spend more time separating her family. and he fired the head of the secret service too. at this point, more people have left the trump administration than showed up to his inauguration. so kirstjen nielsen had been pressured by trump to be more aggressive when it comes to migrant crossings at the border, which what is more aggressive than putting children in cages? feeding them to sharks? i don't know. but nielsen spoke to reporters today to pretend to thank the president for the opportunity to be a monster on his behalf. >> i don't have any new announcements. i just want to thank the president, again, for the tremendous opportunity to serve this country. >> jimmy: hold on a second. because -- look at the sign in the back. her house -- is her house already for sale? that is a hell of a realtor. so goodbye, kirsten, and whoever

replaces you permanently is going to have some very big cages to fill. all right. now i mentioned the cast from "avengers: endgame" is here tonight. [ cheering ] it doesn't come out until april 26th, but the demand to see the movie is so high, people are already reselling their tickets on ebay. this is a real ebay sale. someone in new jersey paid $15,000 for a pair, not even for the first screening. this is for 3:40 p.m. friday show. there are reportedly other tickets going for as high as $25,000 a pair, which things like this make me understand why thanos did what he did, really. but the good news is tonight you will get to see the avengers in person, absolutely free. we will not charge anything. and on top of that, we have a mystery man. we have a mystery ironman sitting in with our band

tonight. this is very exciting. it's like the masked singer. and whose head is under that mask, mystery ironman? why it's brad paisley, everybody! [ cheering ] hey, nice guitar. brad is here, big pause, really you're here because you love the avenger, right? >> i do. i wasn't even invited. >> jimmy: what a nerd you are, brad. i had no idea. look at this guitar. what's going on there? >> oh, just a little something i had made. >> jimmy: unbelievable. well, this is fun. brad is going to be here with the band tonight. you know, the last avengers movie, "infinity war" was very

dramatic. grown adults left the theater crying. while children love superhero, i'm not so sure about how they feel about intergalactic genocide. it's no fun to see spider-man die. so to get the kids back, we wrote a version of that movie that is kid-friendly. it's a children's book, and we asked the avengers themselves to read it for us. so go wake your young ones and gather them around the tv set, because it's story time with the avengers. >> good evening and welcome to intellectual dialectal theater of the absurd. i am your host, mark ruffalo, and tonight's performance will be an excerpt from "'twas the mad titan than those ♪ >> 'twas the mad titan thanos who traveled through space. >> with a big creepy smile. >> infinity stones he collected with love and inserted each one in his gaudy gold glove. >> he had six stones in all,

reality mind and soul, space power and time, he completed his goal. what a naughty boy. >> he got all the stones? really? >> look at his chin in this. really look likes a -- chin looks like a [ bleep ]. >> his gold glove was glowing, and wouldn't you know it, he went to aconda, excited to show it. >> i didn't get to go to aconda. i think they let the black characters go to where the black people were. >> the avengers stood strong, and they said we gotcha. but thanos tore through them like discount pinatas. >> i'll finish, this thor excitedly said. >> unfortunately, thor should have gone for the head. >> yeah, he blew it. >> [ bleep ] thor.

>> still got close enough to actually go through something, unlike the rest of the pathetic little useless [ bleep ] avengers. didn't put a scratch on him. >> they really should have just called me. i would have got this done real quick, you know what i mean? >> thanos showed them his fingers, and then with one snap -- >> he made half of the universe say what the crap. >> bucky and scarlett which falcon and grut suddenly began to turn into soot. >> groot, suit. >> you can't find something that turns into soot? i know it's soot. but his name isn't grut. so i couldn't say into grut and soot. [ bleep ]. >> i mean, are we rhyming groott and soot? >> blew away in dust, even poor spider-man turned into dust.

>> dust, gust, that rhymes. >> it's a [ bleep ] -- what's his name, their star lord. you know? he is the one that should have been turned into stardust. he got all emotional about his girlfriend or something and then blew the whole thing up. they had him. they had him. but anyway, glad you got your relationships ordered. half the universe is dead. >> then with smoke billowing from his hand and his arms. >> thanos retreated to a lovely space farm. >> evil, no, come on. sag by nuts. >> that's the end of our story? you're saying i'm guessing. the answer is yes, i know that's depressing. >> really, that's a very unfortunate rendering of me. >> but the aadvantagers may have a few more last tricks. you can find out in theaters on april 2-6. >> but you probably will. [ bleep ] thor.

>> yeah. >> [ bleep ] the avengers. [ bleep ]. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. tonight on the show, we have music from 2 chainz, robert downey jr., chris hemsworth, scarlett johansson and paul rudd are here, and brad paisley is with the cleat on thes, so stick around. ♪ abc's "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by samsung. battery charging. ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: yeah! that's brad paisley sitting in with the cletones. and his ironman guitar. brad is not here to promote anything, he just loves the avengers, right? brad and his wife got a very nice tweet over the weekend. brad paisley and his wife kim williams saw food insecurity in nashville. decided to do something about it. they just broke ground on a free grocery store to help families in need. that's pretty good. well done, brad. well done. brad will be picking and strumming with the cletones. and then this is his latest album. it's called "rap or go to the league." 2 chainz on the show. from "game of thrones," jamie lannister himself nikolaj

coster-waldau, danai gurira will join us and later from alice merton and hozier. so please join us from all of that. spring about this time tonight's guests stop by to how to save the world. "avengers: endgame" opens april 26. please welcome robert downey jr., chris hemsworth, scarlett johansson, and paul rudd. ♪ welcome! look at you guys.

[ cheering and applause ] very nice. you all look fantastic. and in a way i feel like this might -- [ cheering ] -- this might be it, right? this could be it. this could be the last one. this probably is the last one. >> on your show? >> jimmy: no, no. just for them, paul you. come back. >> okay, good. >> jimmy: i feel like this is the last gathering of the avengers on the show. >> well, the future is very uncertain. >> jimmy: oh, it is. i'm glad to hear that you know, it was may 5th, 2008 that you were here. >> oh, wow. >> robert. >> jimmy: don't lie to him. you're never coming back. i remember jon favreau showing me the sketches of ironman that

he was working on and thinking what an interesting character to start with, you know, from the marvel universe. and here we are like 21 movies later. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it really is amazing. [ cheering ] 21 movies. have you guys seen the new movie? have any of you seen it? >> no. >> not really, no. >> no. >> did you see it? >> i saw it and i filmed it on my iphone, and i'm going to be screening it on my instagram later. >> sweet. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> there is kind of we're not supposed to see it and they're showing little pieces. but i'm doing an easter screening. >> jimmy: easter? on easter sunday? >> in malibu, the day before the premiere, we'll have it on a loop. >> jimmy: in your house? >> there is --

>> jimmy: what's the address? >> what's the address in guy code? can you tell us that? guy code, the address. >> jimmy: that is easter sunday is what, the 21st. >> the 21st. >> jimmy: so it will be a couple of days before the opening. >> that's correct. >> jimmy: so people who come to your house, not only will they get eggs, they will also be able to see the avengers. >> oh my god, we have to sign ndas or gag orders or something. thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: a three hour and 20-minute film you. might only get to show ate couple of times. >> with no intermission. >> why would he show it a couple of times? >> jimmy: he said he is showing it on a loop. >> on a loop? that's a long brunch. >> jimmy: that is quite a brunch. which can fast forward through the dumb stuff. >> what's the dumb stuff? >> yeah, what is the dumb stuff? >> probably like your character. >> jimmy: that's a game-changer. >> i'll get you back. >> jimmy: it's a three-hour

movie. i know you can't reveal any of the plot details. but what's the best time to get up and go to the bathroom? you do that thing in the movies where you race to the bathroom. is there a part that we should know? >> well, mark said you should wear a diaper. and you don't have to get up. >> jimmy: well, that's not a bad idea. >> but then you're sitting on your own insides. >> jimmy: that is a bad idea. >> best time? well, not having seen the film, i would say get one of those giant tubs of popcorn. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then lower it under the seat. >> jimmy: make the most of it. >> in the middle of the movie, and then you don't have to get up. >> jimmy: so efficient. who has the avengers tattoo? you guys have it, right? does chris have it? >> i have a scratch and sniff of paul rudd's face. >> jimmy: you do? >> and it smells delicious. >> and by the way, it smells

like me. it really does. >> where is it, chris? >> it's a mix of smells, you know. >> jimmy: scarlett, it was your idea for the original six avengers to become tattooed together? >> yeah. i think chris evans and i kind of came up with it. >> jimmy: okay. so chris has it. you have it. roberts has it. who else actually got it? >> we all visit, but mark does not have it. >> mark ruffalo does not visit. >> he declined. >> jimmy: did he really? >> at his own peril. >> jimmy: did you apply peer pressure to mark? >> yes. >> well, no. we're not like some psycho, you know, marine squad. >> jimmy: well you did get an avengers tattoo put on your body. >> yeah. >> it's why he is not sit right here. >> jimmy: i thought it was because he keeps revealing -- >> i guess he said yesterday that he's afraid of needles. >> jimmy: oh. >> but he didn't say that before. he was -- it seemed like it was

really judgmental. >> the hulk is afraid of needles. >> i have a dinner for schmucks tramp stamp. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: of all these movies and doing all this stuff, what was your favorite? what's the moment that stands out most brightly for you? >> boy, well, there are a lot of them. but the very first time i filmed with these guys on "civil war," it was pretty spectacular because we had already filmed "ant-man" but that was a little bit in a bubble. all of the sudden i was seeing everybody in their suits, and it was very exciting. in fact, one time chris evans was standing opposite him, and he had to run to use the bathroom or something, and he asked the prop guy to hold his shield. and walked off. i just said can try it? i took the shield and yeah, it was very exciting. it was not dissimilar to what my

character was feeling in the scene. >> jimmy: what agreed do with the shield while you had it? >> just kind of went acting it out a little bit. but then i gave it back and tried to be a little cool. >> jimmy: did any of you -- and i know this might be hard to remember -- have a favorite line you delivered in character? >> oh, gosh. i had this -- when we were doing reshoots for "ironman 2" i guess my character was kind of overseeing the action on a computer screen, and i'm really -- i'm just bad at techie jargon. i'm terrible at it. and i had a line that went "oracles converging " no, way "bogeys converging on the oracle pavilion. lock and load, the fight's coming to you." >> that's pretty solid. >> so bad. i think it -- i think actually jon favreau is saying the line

and i'm just mouthing the words. that's how bad it was. >> jimmy: how about you, chris? >> when we were shooting we had a young kid on set who was unwell at the time and had come to visit. and we were shooting the scene with hulk and thor in the arena, and it was right when i was talking to the hulk and saying oh my god, it's you, where have you been? and he was on the sideline. why don't you say when you look up at loki in the crowd, he is a friend from work. >> jimmy: a kid gave you that line? >> gave us that line, yeah, and it became one of the best lines in the movie. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: wow. very good moments. when we come back, we're going see a clip from the movie "avengers: endgame." the avengers are here! we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ if i had a hammer, i'd hammer

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he used the stones again. >> hey, we'd be going in shorthanded, you know. >> look, he's still got the stones. >> so let's get them and use them to bring everyone back. >> just like that? >> yeah, just like that. >> even if there is a small chance that we can undo this, i mean, we owe it to everyone whose not in this room to try. >> we do this, how do we know it's going to end any differently than it did before? >> because before you didn't have me. >> hey, new girl, everybody in this room is about that superhero life, and if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been this time? there. >> are a lot of other planets in the universe, and unfortunately they didn't have you guys. >> i like this one.

let's go get this son of a bitch. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yes! that's a unique to do, go get that son of a bitch. i would imagine that everyone wanted to say let's go get this son of a bitch, right? i mean, that's the line you want. and chris got let's go get that son of a bitch. you're not in that clip. >> yeah. i enjoyed it any way. >> jimmy: does that mean -- does that mean something bad for tony stark? >> no, not in the slightest. >> jimmy: ant-man, nothing? >> i was in it. you just couldn't see me. [ applause ] >> jimmy: on friday, you guys were all at disneyland. avillagers made a huge donation to children's hospitals. >> yeah. >> jimmy: $5 million.

and did you go on any rides while you were there? >> yeah, we did. we went on the guardians of the galaxy ride, the one that drops like crazy. we went on it. i don't know. where were you? where did you go? >> i didn't -- i was there february 7th for my kid's birthday. we went on that ride, and i almost yakked. >> jimmy: is that right? >> it was good. a couple of people that worked for you. >> my team came on a bit. i took my daughter on it a couple of years ago when it was previously called the terror or something. and she wasn't tall enough. and she was really upset. and forget this, come here. so i grabbed a couple of snicker bars and slammed it in the back of her shoe under the heel. so i propped her up. walked up. what about now? and they're like okay. in you come. so. >> wildly irresponsible as well, and they're all cheering. okay. go on.

>> so was sitting in the chair, and i don't know how many hundreds of feet high, we're at the top, i'm looking at her and she's strapped in and the seat is massive on her. we beat the system, honey, and then it drops and she was like -- i grab on to her, she is screaming the whole way down. maybe there is a reason that there is a height. >> maybe? >> so don't do that. don't do that. she is fine. she is well. >> i mean, woo-hoo! up here, yes. i love it. >> i'm their hero. >> jimmy: it's very creative, the snicker bars in the shoes. in a pinch. >> last time. >> jimmy: paul you had a birthday this week, and robert, you had a birthday this week. >> yes. >> jimmy: happy birthday to both of you. you have to be very difficult to shop for, i would imagine. >> oh, i brought some pictures. scarlett never forgets. this year she got me a lovely bouquet of my favorites.

>> jimmy: sunflowers. >> sunflower, yeah. >> jimmy: that is nice. >> and then, because i'm the fourth and paul's the sixth, i got him a little framed art piece. did you like it? >> i loved it. gorgeous. really, really, really, really nice. i was very touched. >> and then i had gotten him that alpaca that he wanted because that was his favorite animal. >> oh, my gosh. >> that really blew me away. i named him dennis. he's got a bit of an attitude, but he is fun. and i was so moved that i remember, i think i got you in return, i feel bad reciprocal, but i got you a balloon. >> that's right. >> jimmy: a hot air balloon. >> there i am, smiling back at the ground. >> but this year they really blew my mind. >> that's right. we had planned that together. we both chipped in and got him this super yacht. >> jimmy: oh my god, you did. >> super yacht. >> and just to get ahead of next year, i thought, just a bit of a surprise to the show, i got the two of you the buffalo bills.

>> oh, my gosh. >> no way! [ applause ] >> jimmy: a football team. is that a ring? >> nobody got chris anything? >> it's i'm a chiefs fan. not a division rival. >> what he just said. >> chris, interesting. nothing at all? >> oh, yeah, i got you something, robert. >> oh, my gosh! [ cheering ] >> jimmy: wow. really nice. [ cheering and applause ] >> thank you. >> and hemsworth, i've met the guy twice, so you should be ashamed. >> wait, wait, i did get you a present, but the postal service from australia to here is like, so it might have ended up. >> sounds to me -- >> tricking, just kidding.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that's great. it's tape and you always need tape and stuff. >> it's a whole roll. >> it's basically from australia. >> jimmy: it's very expensive there very rare there. they don't find it in nature. we're going take a break. the avengers are here. we'll be right back. ♪ this is amazing. with moderate to severe ulcerative colitis, are you okay? even when i was there, i never knew when my symptoms would keep us apart. so i talked to my doctor about humira. i learned humira can help get, and keep uc under control when other medications haven't worked well enough. and it helps people achieve control that lasts. so you can experience few or no symptoms. humira can lower your ability to fight infections,

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we are back with the cast of the avengers. scarlett, when does the black widow movie start shooting? >> when what? >> jimmy: when does the black widow movie start shooting. >> where when? >> jimmy: your own movie. everybody's had their own movie, and you haven't had your own movie. but i assume -- >> no, that's a lot of work. i don't know. i don't know. >> jimmy: it's too much work? >> too many words. >> we haven't announced that. >> jimmy: we're talking about it. >> i have a weird true story to tell you. last night in my haze as i was drifting in and out of sleep, i thought what if ant-man shrunk down to microscopic size and went into the veins of thanos and then messed up thanos' brain. and then today i read that there is actually a theory that -- you know this one, paul? that ant-man will shrink down and go into thanos butt, right?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: it seems less effective. >> look, these lips are sealed. similar to your dream. one slight difference. >> like how much nyquil did you drink? >> jimmy: a lot, a lot. i was really losing my mind. i am right now a little bit too. so you guys have something special for our studio audience here tonight. who would like to make this? chris, why don't you tell them you have? >> we're going give everybody here tonight tickets to avengers at imax. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: see that? instead of the money, the present. >> jimmy: so everyone in the

audience, as if you weren't going already, going to see the avengers in imax. thanks, guys. scarlett, robert, paul, and chris. "avengers: endgame" opens in theatres, 3d and imax april 26th. we will be right back. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank robert downey jr., chris hemsworth, scarlett johansson, paul rudd, and brad paisley. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first this is his album "rap or go to the league." here with the songs "rule the world" and "ncaa," 2 chainz. ♪

♪ top down on the dawn like i'm used to it prayin' he make it home like i'm used to it ♪ ♪ prayin' he make it home i got used to it prayin' he make it home like i'm used to it ♪ ♪ top down on the dawn like i'm used to it prayin' he make it home like i'm used to it ♪ ♪ prayin' he make it home i got used to it prayin' he make it home like i'm used to it ♪ ♪ i realized we could rule the world >> how are you all doing? all right, let's do it, yeah, yeah. ♪ fell in love with a real one this a dedication had 'em patiently waitin' ♪ ♪ for a revelation even when i ain't around ain't no separation your skin's smooth ♪ ♪ your eyes brown and you're far from basic then we go to different places ♪ ♪ with no suitcases but when we come back we got suitcases right now ♪ ♪ i use love back in the day i'd shoot cupid ♪ ♪ with no hesitation i got more than 40 acres

for my reparations on my navigation ♪ ♪ that's my destination please don't never tell on me baby that mean don't call ♪ ♪ 12 on me baby as long as the meal prepared for me baby the mills i prepare ♪ ♪ i share with you baby of course they gon' like this look at it everybody ain't happy ♪ ♪ then look at me top down on the dawn like i'm used to it prayin' he make it home ♪ >> hands up! ♪ like i'm used to it prayin' he make it home i got used to it prayin' he make it home ♪ ♪ like i'm used to it top down on the dawn like i'm used to it prayin' he make it home ♪ ♪ like i'm used to it prayin' he make it home i got used to it prayin' he make it home ♪ ♪ like i'm used to it i realized we could rule the world ♪ [ cheering and applause ] ♪ who me i take this open beat come on,

yeah i smoke myself to sleep ♪ ♪ alright got myself for free yeah ayy made a left right ♪ ♪ off the street yeah yeah this here gettin' deep yeah yeah ♪ ♪ i got the pool right by the beach yeah yeah my -- said fool ♪ ♪ that's the ocean yeah i use good -- like it's lotion yeah uh ♪ ♪ i shoot a -- for promotion yeah drop my album off the court and make 'em post it yeah ♪ ♪ i told you trappin' is a sport my old school is a panamera porsche ♪ ♪ yeah my last -- got some -- you can't ignore i told her i might ♪ ♪ take her on tour uh i used to roll my weed in front the store then drive so fast ♪ ♪ i disrespect your car

i told them that my driz was caviar i'm playin' with the ♪ ♪ like a guitar check it out i'm playin' with the like a guitar ♪ ♪ yeah yeah >> one, two, one, two, three i'm playin' with the like a guitar ♪ ♪ nc-double a yeah we the young and dangerous yeah we be ballin' hard yeah ♪ ♪ i just want some paper yeah nc-double a yeah we the young ♪ ♪ and dangerous yeah we be ballin' hard yeah i just want some paper yeah ♪ ♪ nc-double a yeah set the record straight set it come on in ♪ ♪ come on in come on in come on in nc-double a ♪ we the young and dangerous yeah we be ballin' ha [ cheering and applause ]

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