>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dax shepard, from "the curse of la llorona," linda cardellini, and music from weezer featuring tears for fears. and now, pace yourself, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. thank you very much. welcome. hi, everyone. thanks. hello. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very, very sweet. appreciate it. thank you for joining us [ cheers and applause ] here in hollywood on what was a very depressing day in paris,

france. the cathedral at notre dame, you probably saw this, went up in flames today. notre dame has been around since the 13th century. today the famous spire collapsed. fortunately no fatalities were reported, but the damage wassy is veefrmt leader. leaders around the world offered support for the people of france. ours even offered practical advice. so horrible to watch the fire at the notre dame cathedral. perhaps flying water tankers could be used. must act quickly. i'm glad someone was acting quickly enough to tell them to act quickly. four minutes before offering his fire fighting advice, trump was talking up a phone call he had made to tiger woods. he wrote spoke to tiger woods to congratulate him on the great victory he had in yesterday's masters and to inform him because of his incredible success and comeback in sports, golf, and more importantly life,

i will be presenting him with the presidential medal of freedom which -- well, tiger woods one bogey away from not getting the presidential medal of freedom. i know why donald trump is giving tiger woods the presidential medal of freedom. it's the closest he can get to giving himself the presidential medal of freedom. did you watch the golfing yesterday? really was amazing. tiger woods and the measles are back. it is -- what a time to be alive. i hope you remembered to file your taxes today because you're going to jail if you didn't. it was tax day. it's april 15th. this is the number one day of the year for accountants to answer their phone going what? and in honor of tax day tonight i want to know you i'm claiming each one of you as my dependants. yes, that's right. [ applause ] we still haven't seen the president's taxes, of course, and there's apparently a very good reason for that. white house press secretary sarah appleby sanders today said she thinks -- she thinks congress is too dumb to look at

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do not know, but he's suing for triple damages. he's suing his parents. even called the police on his parents. this is an email from one of the officers who worked the case. he word charlie sent me around 44 emails that will be sent to forensics to be added to report. it the contains list of dvds and different sex tubes and toys an lubes that are not missing. how did this not happen in florida? i mean. i hope the redactions in the mueller report are as much fun as this one is, but so his parents, this is how his parents responded. we counted 12 moving boxes full of pornography plus two boxes of sex toys as you call them. we began that day the process of destroying them, and it took quite a while to do so. i wonder how they destroyed them. 14 boxes. they couldn't just throw them in the garbage. they had to have a bonfire, too. and more importantly does charlie know there's a huge

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[ cheers and applause ] >> hi there, welcome back to the show. tonight -- from the scary new movie "the curse of la llorona," linda cardellini is here. then, i want to talk to you about that, because that's like a scary thing. >> guillermo: yes, with all the latinos, yes. >> jimmy: and is it something that you were actually scared of. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: you were scared that the woman would come and take you. >> guillermo: if you're a bad kid, it will take you, yeah, but i was always a good kid. >> jimmy: thank god. man, this is their collection of cover songs. it's called "the teal album." weezer from the mercedes-benz stage.

and if that isn't enough weezer will be joined tonight by roland and curt from tears for fears. tomorrow night, martin short and katie stevens, with music from christine and the queens. and later this week, gina rodriguez, lionel richie, isaac hempstead wright, y he is graham on "game of thrones." rob delaney and sharon horgan, plus music from rufus du sol and lizzo. please join us for each one of those things. [ applause ] i'm very pleased to announce that this year, april 15th is not only tax day, it's dax day, too. our first guest is and actor, writer, director and podcaster and star of a brand new show called "bless this mess" that premiers tomorrow night here on abc. please welcome daxx shepard. [ applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: very good to see you. you look very handsome. >> you do, too. >> jimmy: i never know what you might be wearing when you come out. it would really range wildly. >> i try to wear a suit on this show out of respect for you. >> jimmy: you do. thank you. >> and quite often we have the exact same suit on but tonight you have a lot of texture both in your tie and your jacket and i like it. >> jimmy: perhaps we should coordinate. >> have each other's number so no reason we couldn't work this out. your teeth are getting whiter. >> jimmy: no, they are not. >> they are shockley like. >> jimmy: thank you, though. >> they look great. >> jimmy: i feel like you were partially responsible for this weezer cover album. >> well, first of all, i agree. and i can't think of a humble way to say that to people. people will be like oh, i love this new africa take that weezer did. you and your wife made a music

video. >> in africa. flew all the way there for that music video and we were with gorillas and lions and putting our life on the line. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i believe the song saw a surge of popularity after that. >> >> jimmy: i think it did, too. people went that's a great song. >> but it it sounds so arrogant. >> jimmy: that's why i brought it up, and then i now -- >> jimmy: it's not something we planned. just occurred to me as we had the thing. this is -- >> oh, boy. >> jimmy: this is your "game of thrones" party last night. >> that's last night. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yes. these are very good costumes, first of all. >> now the funny thing about that picture which was last night, as you said, my wife plans all the costumes. >> jimmy: she does she told you this is what you're wearing. >> no, sunday, she said you're in a wheelchair and started to move about the area and what do you mean i'm in a wheelchair. it's sunday.

like costume mandatory, your brand, you'll in had a wheel chashs a chair, and all right, i guess i'll in a wheelchairs a where did you get the wheelchair. >> she rented a wheelchair. >> jimmy: have you been in a wheelchair before? >> i've spent so much time in wheelchairses a you have. >> they have so fun and i'm a daredevil and have gotten real proficient. this whole thing backfired on her and i'm supposed to be like this or maybe like this. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> but, no, i'm in the kitchen doing wheelies and then i'm spinning and people are like all right, and i'm putting on a real show, and it got away from her and i. >> jimmy: i see. >> and it turned into like an evel knievel kind of thing. >> jimmy: how did you get good at being in a wheelchair. >> see them at the mall or at the airport. they are always there, and i would get in them, a.i. wanted to be able to do the wheelie. oh, i think can i go downstairs and i got in big trouble one time back when i was a functioning alcoholic.

i was in -- in amsterdam with some detroit and we had a two-hour layover and we drank 16 heinekens a pop and i spotted a wheelchair and i was hammered and putting on a show and i thought everyone would be enjoying this. airports are boring and same came and screamed at me in dutch. >> jimmy: that's the worst. >> i think it's a different thing over there. >> jimmy: what do you mean it's different? >> like that it was somehow disrespectful to the folks that would need a wheelchair. i didn't take the wheelchair from anyone. one of 12 sitting there. >> jimmy: you didn't push a guy out of it. >> i didn't de-throne sub-and in my mind i'm like i'm making this [ bleep ] look cool. you know what i'm saying? guys are passing me. i wouldn't mind, you know. i thought i was elevating the whole thing. >> jimmy: is there anything worse than getting yelled at as an adult especially when you know you're an idiot?

>> yes, yes, and add the cultural layer of like oh, the stupid american. of course, this is probably something huge here. >> jimmy: this is what they do. >> but i just went back and those heinekens was it well. >> jimmy: did you enjoy the premiere? it was a pun episode? >> a great party and a good episode. >> jimmy: it's like that's it. i've been waiting for a year and a half for this. >> yes. it's like making love in the basement while your mom went out to get milk when you're a kid. you're just waiting for koitcoi interruptis. >> jimmy: and we had powdered milk, a double whammy for me. >> powdered milk and no coitus interruptis. how many episodes of your podcast have you done? >> like 100. we had a year anniversary on

valentine's day. >> jimmy: nice. >> and i love it because as you know about me, i'll tell you anything. just ask me. >> jimmy: you do reveal some things that are oftentimes shocking. you've had an interesting life. >> yes, and i've had certain guests that come on that will say i'll be on the podcast but only if you tell this story, and in one of the examples of this is mila kupisz said i'm only coming on if you tell your jell-o story. >> jimmy: okay. >> gang in, a nutshell. >> jimmy: not in a nutshell. >> okay. so when i was younger i loved this movie "real genius," val kilmer. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and there was a bad guy kent, and they said to kent as a joke. what were you doing naked in your room with a bowl full of jell-o, and i was 8, and i was like that sounds -- i get it. like that sounds pleasurable. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> but as luck would not have it, my -- we didn't have jell-o in my house.

you have powdered milk. we didn't have jell-o. >> jimmy: okay. >> for years that would feel fantastic. i can't get my hands on any jell-o, i moved to l.a. i'm 20 years old living in santa monica, and i'm bored one evening and all of a sudden i say i have all the means i need, i've got a car, i've got money and i went up to savon, drug store, slashing prize on jell-o >> oh, really. >> i bought five boxes for a dollar. there was a sale like because this is going to be awesome because i'll want to do this multiple times so i buy five boxes of jell-o. i go back to my apartment. never made jell-o. i'm getting horny just having the boxes, and i'm like reading the back and i mix it all up, and, know, big -- just, you know, and i mix it all up and then i'm like wait for 30 minutes to cool. and i was like oh, my god, i thought i was like seconds away from action, so i put the glass in the refrigerator and sit in

my la-z-boy it's like oh, my goodness, this is taking forever. finally 30 minutes up, i go get the glass of gel oh, out, don't even take it to the bedroom. i don't know if that's what you should even do. in the kitchen i -- i -- i enter the jell-o and within six seconds i'm just sloshy around kool-aid. just completely disintegrates. i'm basically like stirring kool-aid, oh, my god, this is terrible, now i'm embarrassed. why did i do all this? i like throw the glass in the sink and then i -- i go to sleep, and i wake up the next morning, and i'm peeg, goodness, the jell-o has clung to an std. i can see there's something wrong. there's red on my peepies. i have an std.

i don't have insurance and i go to the l.a. free clinic. i'm behind the curtain. curtain opens. this doctor had to have graduated that morning. she was 26 at the oldest. objectively an 11. still the most attractive doctor i've ever seen in my life and she goes so what's going on, and i'm like there's no way i can say i had sex with jell-o. so i go i'm like oh, my girlfriend and i were experimenting during oral sex with jell-o and -- and i don't know if the dye has come to light or std. >> jimmy: there's no girlfriend. >> no girlfriend at all. so she says, all right. let's see what's going on. i'm standing up, she's knelt down, and she goes, up, what flavor was it? this is the most up believable story, whatever, it happened.

i go strawberry, and she goes, i like raspberry. and i just got a 105% erection right in her face. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and then i was just like -- i'm already there for humping gelo. now i have a full-blown erection in front of her, it was such a disaster, and she just goes that's just a rash from the gelatin. you don't have an std. >> jimmy: you didn't have it. >> so, that's the good news. >> jimmy: the bad news? >> well, just more of a funny addendum. so i timely do meet a human to have real sex with. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> bree. >> and she moves into my apartment. and we're loving together and name rouse times after dinner she's like hey, do you want me to make some jell-o for dessert. no, no, no thank you, and then she asks like again and finally like the fifth time she requested me is.

it do you want some jell-o. why do you never want jell-o? why do you even have jell-o? i hate jell-o. i have it because i made love to that jell-o. >> jimmy: you could be the new bill cosby with tales like this. [ applause ] >> the jell-o was definitely consensual. the jell-o way preferred to be made love to than eaten. >> jimmy: oh, boy. that's quite a story. >> thank you. >> jimmy: dak shepard, a lot of stories like this on his podcast. we'll be right back. ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by halo top. delicious ice cream with around 300 calories per pint!

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don't know. they are both bells. >> jimmy: the idea of this show is you guys have inherited a -- a farm. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, a farm, and we live in new york city, and we think like, oh, let's do it. let's go to nebraska. we'll unplug. life will be simple. we'll smell the air and eat fresh good food and then we get there, of course, and it's like the money pit meets grown acres. >> jimmy: it's very funny. >> it is very funny. had a ton of fun shooting it. kechner, ed begley, lynn greer, and it's written by liz merryweather. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how are your feet, by the way? are they as beautiful as they always were? >> they are not. in fact, there was a scene on the show this season where i had to have my feet exposed, and i had to call everyone together and go, look, we've got an issue here. you guys need to see this before we just unveil it. and what's ironic is if you

recall on this show, on this showers, i showed off how beautiful my foot had been. >> jimmy: i think we talked about it the first time we ever met you told me how beautiful your foot was. >> i was arrogant and proud and it was my favorite feature. they both have since gone to hell in a hand basket. both are shot. i've got a big dead toenail on this foot that's been dead for four years. >> jimmy: and you're going to take your shoe off. >> this is not to be missed. wow. >> not to be missed. guys, guys, guys. let me say really chris. i had a frozen knuckle hammer toe. i can straighten that out and while he's examine raying it, i think i should shorten that. you're the doc, go crazy. wake up from surgery. >> oh, my god. the what happened to your toe. >> i didn't even stand on it. >> jimmy: who did this?

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weezer. you know our next guest from "green book" and "blood line," "freaks and geeks," you name it. her newest is "the curse of la llorona" it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to linda cardellini. ♪ [ applause ] >> how are you? are your feet okay? everything all right? >> yes. i have pearls everywhere. on my feet even. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm great. how are you? >> welcome, i'm doing well. i learned today that like your first job in television is here on abc. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: it was like what, a tone horror show? >> it was a saturday morning kids show called "bone chillers." it was scary. >> jimmy: i don't remember. i guess i probably wasn't a kid. >> i wasn't even a kid at the time but i was playing one. >> jimmy: "freaks and geeks" you did that, too. you were not a kid and you were

playing a kid. >> i was 23. >> jimmy: that's how it went back then. >> i was old. frank and i were the older ones and seth was real 17 and -- >> jimmy: cause fonzie was like 42 in "happy days, right" when he was -- >> but he did a great job. let him be 100. who cares. >> jimmy: this show is called "bone chillers" and as we've been known to do we dug up a clip. >> i'm actually kind of excited. >> jimmy: what was the last time that you think you saw it? >> when did you do that. that was my very first job. i was skeaping ice cream for minimum wage and then i got this job. that's about as much as i remember. >> some day somebody is going to come along and break your heart and then you'll see. >> yeah. >> agh! agh!

help me! >> jimmy: wow. that's -- that's some serious acting going throne. >> thank you. i was also getting a degree in theater in college doing that. >> jimmy: i'm not sure if you were being attacked by the gorilla or you were attacking the gorilla. >> tune in and find out. >> jimmy: did the yellow ribbon indicate it was a female gorilla? >> it was fun. like a gazillion years ago. >> jimmy: cut to how many years later and you're in "green book" which won the academy award for best picture. [ applause ] >> i've come a long way i think. >> jimmy: you have come a long way. >> that's good. >> jimmy: you don't want to go the other way. the other way is a bad way to go. >> you never show. it's show biz. >> jimmy: it is indeed. how old were you when you moved out here to be an actor in. >> i what is 18 and went to college. >> jimmy: and you came from

sfwhr. >> the san francisco bay area. >> jimmy: did you come by yourself? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really. that's a big thing to do. >> i was terrified because i was so close to my family. i come from a really big family. i didn't want to go far but i wanted to to study theater here in new york. >> jimmy: they were supportive of this move. >> yeah. sort of were nervous for me and industrial. >> jimmy: takes a lot at that age to say i'm going to go do this. >> and the first night there i was just hysterically crying. >> jimmy: you were. >> and i was in the bathroom, two dorms joined in the bathroom and i was-in-the-bath rom crying from trying to hide from all the cool college students and i heard someone else crying in the bathroom and she said to me what's wrong, and i said i miss home, and i said and it's really stupid because i'm only -- i'm only from northern california and i'm in los angeles, right, i'm only an hour flight, and she looked at me and she goes, well, i'm from costa mesa, about 25 minutes from our school. >> jimmy: and she was crying,

too. listen, if you're not in your bed you're not at home. >> that's true. >> jimmy: now you're in this movie. talking about this with guillermo, "la llorona." tell us what the tale is. >> also known as the weeping woman. it's a mexican story, but it's also -- it's found throughout latin america real, and also even found in greece, but it's -- it's different versions of her, but the story is about a woman who in a fit of jealous rage drowns her own children and then kills herself and she's forced to sort of roam the earth as a ghost-like figure looking for -- to take the souls of other children to replace them. >> jimmy: and then like guillermo's patients. >> it's hilarious. >> jimmy: used this character to make sure he behaved himself or he would be taken by this woman which seems like a very, very sick way to go from a parental -- >> that's true. it will get you right in line i think. >> jimmy: and is it a very scary film? >> it is, yeah.

>> jimmy: it's scary when you see it because you were in it? >> yes, because the funny thing about doing a horror film is that you -- the sound is really important, so when you see it with a full audience and up hear the sound and -- you know, there's a lot of jump scares and that kind of stuff. you don't know that when you're shooting it. >> jimmy: they are not playing both sounds. >> seeing the movie is a different experience. >> jimmy: maybe they should play your sound. this is not your first orror, movie. >> bringing ought the good stuffs a this is dee snyder's "strange land." >> that's him right there. >> jimmy: and your lips are actually sewn up there as well. >> that's right. i actually shut up. that was really exciting because it was the first time i was ever on a poverty of something. i'm not even the main part in there, but that image is, of course, that image, but my parents have that. they were so proud that they had that poster up in the house. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> that's a parent's fantasy to

shut the teenager up. >> jimmy: teenage daughter sewing her mouth up, wow. yeah, again, you've come a long way. the movie is called "the curse of la llorona" opens in theaters on friday. linda cardellini, everyone. we'll be right back with music from weezer. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank dax shepard, linda cardellini and apologies to matt damon. y with rash out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, here with the song "everybody wants to rule the world," with some help from roland and curt of tears for fears, weezer! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ ♪ welcome to your life there's no turning back even while we sleep we will find you ♪ ♪ acting on your best behavior turn your back on mother nature ♪ everybody wants to rule the world ♪ ♪ ♪ it's my own design

it's my own remorse help me to decide help me make the ♪ ♪ most of freedom and of pleasure nothing ever lasts forever everybody wants to ♪ ♪ rule the world there's a room where the light won't find you holding hands while ♪ ♪ the walls come tumbling down when they do i'll be right behind you ♪ ♪ so glad we've almost made it so sad they had to fade it ♪ ♪ everybody wants to rule the world ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ i can't stand this indecision married with a lack of vision ♪ ♪ everybody wants to rule the world ♪ ♪ say that you'll never never never never need it one headline why believe it ♪

♪ everybody wants to rule the world ♪ ♪ ♪ all for freedom and for pleasure nothing ever lasts forever ♪ ♪ everybody wants to rule the world ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

this is "nightline." >> tonight, tears for paris. >> oh, my god. >> notre dame cathedral, the heart of france, the beloved landmark, burning as the world watches in horror. >> i thought oh, my god, this isn't really happening. ♪ >> parisiennes breaking out in song of solidarity and grief as the structure crumbles before them. what we're now learning about the damage. plus, tiger's triumph. >> the return to glory. [ cheers and applause ] >> remarkable comeback and return to greatness. after so many years sidelines by injury and scandal, our vintage chat with the champion way back when. >> a lot of black kids started to take up the game now. and winter is here. the