we appreciate your >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- lionel richie -- from "catastrophe", sharon horgan & rob delaney -- lil dicky -- this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from lizzo -- and now, ready or not, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for being here on,

joining us for, well, that's very nice. another remarkable day here in the united states. as you probably know, the mueller report is out, it's 448 pages long. it was delivered to members of congress this morning on cd-rom, which meant members of congress had to dig out their computers from 1994 to read it, i guess. say what you will about this president, he does have americans reading again. before the report came out this morning, trump's defense attorney general william barr held a news conference which was clearly meant to put a positive spin on this not ver positive. establ the trp coordinated with the russian government in its election interference activities. >> well, yes, the report did say

that, but right before it said that it also said the russian government perceived it would benefit from a trump presidency and worked to secure that outcome, and the campaign expected it would benefit electorally from information stolen and released through russian efforts. the investigation also identified numerous links between the russian government and the trump campaign. according to mueller, when trump went on tv, remember when he went on tv and urged the russians to hack hillary's e-mails? five hours later they did. and now trump is president and hillary lives in a hut or something. i don't know. this bill barr. i don't know what his deal is, but he looks as if elton john had conversion therapy and it worked. but he painted an unusually -- [cheers and applause] rosie picture of this report. he blotted a lot of the report out. there are almost 1,000

redactions. i'm not sure what this page was about. and page 30 was a fun page. this is page 30 of the mueller report. that's not redacted text. that's a close-up photo of rudy giuliani's teeth. i'm just saying that because his teeth are horrible. many experts on the presidency were shocked by bill barr's willingness to spin this thing in the president's favor. the attorney general is supposed to be independent, not an apologyist for the white house. i wasn't surprised at all. if you look, watch this very closely. >> in other words, there was no evidence of the trump campaign collusion with the russia government's hacking. >> the real collusion has everything to do with the clinton campaign, fusion gps and russia. >> jimmy: so you see there's a reason why william barr is so determined. sometimes the mission impossible movies write themselves.

the president's own lawyer, don mcgahn gave some of the most interesting testimony. he said the president ordered him to fire robert mueller and he refused, which is probably what saved president trump from being impeached. there are reports of several aides ignoring his wishes. in terms of obstruction, the report makes it repeatedly clear that yes, the president did repeatedly lie and asked others to lie. and he didn't lie to investigators. he lied to the american people. let's be honest, we deserve it, we do. the most explosive part comes on page 290 when jeff sessions told a special counsel has been appointed. and he slumped back in the chair and said oh, my god, this is e terrible, this is the end of my presidency, i'm f-ed.

he says this is the worst thing that happened to me, i assume that includes don jr. being born. djtj, since don jr. was unable to understand the criminal code they couldn't understand. in other words, he was ruled too stupid to collude. but still, team trump had a big victory lap today. the mood at the white house is said to be almost giddy. the president had fun with this on twitter, he posted no collusion, no obstruction, for the haters and radical left democrats, game over. you think he even knows that's from "game of thrones"? he probably thinks this was taken in the steam room at mar-a-lago. you know, we've heard a lot this week about what to expect from the mueller report and what we would not be permitted to see. much of the report is redacted. it's a difficult concept to wrap your head around. as a service to those who don't

understand what redaction is, we've put together this inform of it and musical explanation which i hope will help. ♪ >> what are you doin', young lady? >> i'm delivering the mueller report to congress. >> no, no, no. you got to let me take a look at it first. >> who are you? >> i'm redaction jackson. and this report needs some heavy-duty redacting. >> what's a rejacktom? >> what's a redaction? come with me. ♪ redaction jackson what's your faction ♪ ♪ blackin' out words and phrases and clauses ♪ ♪ redaction jackson, what's that action ♪ ♪ so the potus doesn't end up behind barses ♪ ♪ porn star payoffs and

straightup collusion ♪ >> how does it work? >> i redact this sentence so the president doesn't get this sentence. >> but isn't that lying? >> not necessarily. this passage was about the president's secret love child with his spy from the kgb, but now it says trump love kfc. >> that's true. he does love kfc. wow. you're a real american hero, redaction jackson. >> i really am. hey, you want to sniff my tip? >> no thanks. >> suit yourself. redaction jackson away! ♪ white house rock [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: never, never say yes to sniffing the tip. in other world news, yesterday was the day of much celebration for a woman in quitman,

arkansas. >> happy 80th birthday to e e e norma stitz. hope you have a beautiful day. >> jimmy: her back must be killing her. earth day's on monday. moments from now, at midnight iron, eastern a special music video is were to drop. say hello to lil' dickey, everybody. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm good. so you did something [cheers and applause] you put together, like an all-star-type video for the earth. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who's in the video with you. artists. justin bieber is a baboon.

>> jimmy: what is the name of the song? >> "earth." >> jimmy: it's simply called "earth", in celebration of the earth. >> yeah, we love the earth. >> jimmy: you will be premiering it online for all to see, but before that happens we have a clip we would like to share. let's share it now. >> enjoy. ♪ i'm a baboon ♪ i'm like a man ♪ hey, i'm a zebra ♪ no one knows what i do ♪ but i look pretty cool in my white and black ♪ ♪ i'm a lion cub ♪ and i'm always getting licked ♪ i'm a cow mk from a [ bleep ] ♪ ♪ i'm a baboon ♪ i can get you [ bleep ]ed up

>> jimmy: and playing himself. very funny, and it's all for a good cause, right? >> yeah, there's an environmental crisis going on right now. the more this song is streamed and interacted with, the more we raise for charity. so let's save the earth, man. >> jimmy: we all live here. >> it's our planet. >> jimmy: the video goes online at midnight eastern time. lil' dickey, everybody. thank you so much. thank you for saving the earth. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: and one more thing before we forge ahead. it is time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week, whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> so the president has the right to [ bleep ] any of us at any moment. he showed his right, his constitutional right by [ bleep ]ing jim comey, he could have [ bleep ]ed mueller, he didn't do that. >> i'll never [ bleep ] you. i promise, that will never

happen. >> those other 18 individuals that but [ bleep ] bob craft. >> you ever want to eat [ bleep ] for breakfast? you're in luck. >> one way you can volunteer is the requirements? that you like to fish and you have a [ bleep ] vote. >> what does your shirt say? 57 years married [ bleep ] me, [ bleep ] me. >> what? >> i know, i [ bleep ] once and i got so bored. >> i went to grab andy's hand and i grabbed your [ bleep ] by accident. >> don't miss out on the mlb [ bleep ] fest. >> she was stroking your [ bleep ] and your wife was not. >> yes, ma'am. >> what do you do, talk it out, good luck. >> [ bleep ] my dog? >> i told you you could do it. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: we have a great show for you tonight. tonight on the show,

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♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, and welcome back. tonight, from their very funny show on amazon prime, "catastrophe" rob delaney and sharon horgan are here - and

music from lizzo. on may 22nd, i'm teaming up with the great norman leer for a star-studded performance of all in the family and the jeffersons. do you know shethat's shows, guillermo? >> i don't know these snows. >> jimmy: so you've never seen "all in the family" or "the jeffersons"? >> no. >> jimmy: we are going to bring these shows back to life for one night only. woody harrelson and marissa tomei are playing archie and edith and we have many delightful casting surprises to come. so that's wednesday, may 22nd,

8:00/7:00 central. we hope you will be part of television history revisited. all right. our first guest tonight is a hugely-successful singer, grammy and golden globe on oscar winner. can you watch him on "american idol" and see him live on the "hello" tour. please welcome lionel ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doin'? >> i'm have being so much fun. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. >> i, i'm having so much fun. >> jimmy: i learned that you're turning 70 in june, and i'm

shocked by this. it makes sense. >> i am, too, by the way. >> jimmy: you've been around, you're very youthful, very spry, you look fantastic. what's going on. are you a vampire? >> why don't you start that rumor. okay. they believe everything now. okay? so i start off by saying, my grandmother lived to be 103. >> jimmy: wow. >> on my mother's side. [cheers and applause] and 98 on my father's side. so i'm just banking on genes. and the other part of it is i have no idea how i got here this long. >> jimmy: it's amazing. >> the number is out of control. >> jimmy: are you going to have a big party? will there be a big lionel richie 70th birthday party? >> i am going to go find a nice corner of the world, turn the light off and sit quietly and let it pass and the next morning i'm up. >> jimmy: you'll be back at it. i know your kids like to screw with you. will they throw you a surprise party? >> you've heard about my kids?

>> jimmy: ruin your quiet time? >> i think they're working very hard now on trying to make me nervous for the rest of my life. but i have a new thing for them now, i'm going to try to embarrass them as much as i can. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because every time i leave the house, and they go dad, come on, don't embarrass us, and i go good, i like that. >> jimmy: i got news for you, if you try, it backfires. don't even bother. >> it's so true. >> jimmy: whatever the dynamic is, let it flow. >> if's so true. >> jimmy: there won't be a party, no conditiokenny rogers over? >> you know what it is, my life is a party. >> jimmy: that's true. you've been dancing on the ceiling for years. [cheers and applause] it's a fiesta forever. >> yeah, fiesta. not in dancing on the ceiling. but the good part about this, i'm going to be very quiet, because the rest of the year has been on steroids.

i don't know what's happening right now. >> jimmy: you've been to las vegas, doing "american idol." >> starting a tour. >> jimmy: this happened last month. you've met him before, right, the prince, this is a friend of yours, correct? >> we've known each other for about 35 years. >> jimmy: who made the joke? >> you have to go through the protocol of your highness. and i walk over and say your highness, how are you? and he goes, hello? is it me you're looking for? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: did he really? >> he did. and of course totally caught me off guard. i said you're not supposed to act like that. he's a sweetheart. >> jimmy: that's very strange. >> no one knows the humerous s of him. but he's funny. it spoofed me right out. i kept saying what are you

doing? >> jimmy: the other prince, the late prince, not charles, performer prince. >> right. >> jimmy: were you friends with prince? rivals, both of those things? >> i was so far away from his style that, you know, we, we didn't clash. >> jimmy: right. >> i was lionel. he was prince. the thing about it was we would get together on many occasions just to find out what the other one was doing and we'd always go um, well, you're going to do that song? i go yeah, that's a great song. he goes, you like that? and i'm doing "endless love". he's sitting in the studio while i'm mixing "endless love". >> jimmy: he was? he wasn't even famous then, was he? >> yeah, he was famous. i'm sitting there trying to put together ideas to make this work. he was famous. >> jimmy: this is 1 t980? >> 1980, exactly. >> jimmy: and he was already

there. >>dy did i say "endless love"? >> jimmy: a lot of hosts would let that go. >> no. "hello." >> jimmy: oh, "hello." prince was there for hello. >> we were up mixing and he came over and said what are you d being, and doing. and i was mixing. he said i saw your car down there, my wife got the rolls-royce, and he said can i drive it? and i gave him the keys. and i said i'm having sweet potato pie later at my house. and he show the up and brought the car back. i'm glad you cleared that up. "endless love" is not it. >> jimmy: that's such a strange story. >> when artists come around me they get out of character. for example prince charles. he comes out of character because it's familiar.

and with prince, they think oh, my god, he's so mysterious. he played basketball all the time. >> jimmy: that's not mysterious at all. >> no, in stiletto heels. >> jimmy: that is mysterious. why wasn't he in "we are the world"? what happened? everybody was in there except for him, right? >> he was at carlos and charlies, true story. and i kept calling. i was not going to let it go. and i said let me try one more time, prince. we need you down here. he says, can i have a separate room? to record in? because you know prince. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i said i can't give you a separate room. and then i made the worst mistake. i said listen, i'll put you right next to michael. >> jimmy: oh. he didn't want to be next to michael? >> done. so i said prince, are you there? he said i'll do a guitar solo. >> jimmy: oh, really? why do you think he didn't want to be next to michael? >> he didn't want to be next to

any of us, truth of the matter. prince was the isolationist. i'm going to be in my cubicle. so we didn't work like that. we had everyone to stand next to each other. that's paul simon, bob dylan. >> jimmy: check your ego at the door. >> you can't just say i'm going to let it happen. so i said all right, i'm call you later. that was the entd d of it. >> jimmy: and then latoya got his spot, right? >> you're on a roll tonight. you are on a roll tonight. >> jimmy: i have your whole life memorized. lionel richie is here, he's on "american idol" and going on tour coming up in may. we'll be right back with lionel richie. ♪ >> dicky: portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by halo top, delicious ice cream with around 300 calories per pint.

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around the world, everyone says in america, lionel's going on tour again, no, i just got home, last month. >> jimmy: like the sun. >> yeah, we cover the world. >> jimmy: so you're going to be at the hollywood bowl, which is a fantastic venue here in los angeles. you're going to be playing radio city music hall. what's your favorite venue to play? >> there's so many beautiful places, but radio city music hall, red rocks, classic. >> jimmy: yeah. [ applause ] >> you can't help but just think, of course there's, what's going to happen in hyde park. >> jimmy: i heard about this. >> now that's not, that's touring on steroids. i'm going to do a night, stevie wonder and myself are going to do hyde park. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. >> that's going to be crazy. >> jimmy: that would be amazing. >> and if we get it going right, i'm going to convince mr. wonderful to go around the world. >> jimmy: are you really? >> hopefully.

>> jimmy: why don't you just put him on the plane, not tell him where you're going. >> good. you're good. that's really good. >> jimmy: you know, how does that work? when you and stevie perform together, do you, who goes on first, who goes on last? >> no, no, in that case i want to go on first for the obvious reason, when stevie goes on, he plays until he gets tired. >> jimmy: i see. >> there's no, you can't do this to stevie. >> jimmy: right. >> that doesn't happen. i want to go on and do a good hour and 20 minutes. let me tell you something about stevie. >> jimmy: he's very funny, right? >> he's a practical joker. what he did one night was i go over to his house, and he says, i got a record i want you to hear. he pulls a cassette out. cassette. a cassette is a -- forget about

it. so he pulls a cassette, and he says come go with me in the car. he goes to the car and goes on the driver's side. and he said get in on the passenger side. and then he put it is in reverse and starts down the driveway. he's going down the driveway. i said stevie! he goes, i got you! [ applause ] no. he scared me. and his opening line every time he sees me is lionel, good to see you. he has that sick wit. >> jimmy: he has fun with it. everybody thinks oh, we've got to be so careful, but he's not like that at all. >> oh, no. he is one ham sandwich. >> jimmy: you guys perform together. >> ham sandwich. southern, southern. >> jimmy: will you guys be on stage together? >> i'm sure somewhere in the

middle of the show i'm going to join him. because once he. >> jimmy:s m, once h like if we did "we are the world", that would be the crescendo of everything. >> jimmy: do you have somebody do all the parts? because i could do all the parts if you needed somebody. >> i'm going to hold you to this. when we play, and you're off, can we move the show. let me tell you something, i will bring you on stage and let you see from my angle what i go through. >> jimmy: i would be deported from a country. lionel richie and stevie wonder would say who is this jerk singing. it would be a fun thing if you did, and this is just an idea,

i'm just spitballing here, if stevie was like ♪ i just called to say and you came in and went ♪ hello wouldn't that be a good moment? i have a lot of good ideas. did you know prince was there when you recorded "hello"? he was sitting in the corner, eating your pie and driving your car around. >> is he okay? is he okay? are you, jimmy, come back to me, jimmy. >> jimmy: "american idol." >> yes. >> jimmy: you love this kid,'s a giant. >> uche. >> jimmy: you think he has what it takes to become a star? >> let me tell you what it is. the american vote, by the way, they have been spot on. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> the selection of the artists have been great. singing against singing, performing is entertaining. for example if i put mick jagger

on "american idol." >> jimmy: right. >> that's not a stiinger, he's stylist. he's a performer. he'll give you the standing ovation every night. uche gives us the standing ovation every night which means he's a performer. he knows how to entertain. so when they came up and said he's voted off, i had a nervous break down. >> jimmy: you seemed upset. >> every night i can count on uche to do one thing. the crowd will be on their feet. >> jimmy: and uche is fun to say, and you saved him. do you think there's any chance, will uche perform with you or anything like that? maybe tour with you? >> you know, i never thought about that, but i would love to have him. because he's, might be an agent here. >> jimmy: i feel like i have a lot of ideas for you, and i'd love to get together and just go through them all. >> yeah. [ applause ]

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♪ >> jimmy: our next guests play a married couple who are one-part irish, one-part american and they have a very funny show called "catastrophe." watch the 4th and final season on amazon prime. please welcome rob delaney and sharon horgan.

♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how are you? >> hi! >> jimmy: great to have you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i love your show. did you meet lionel richie by the way? >> we didn't meet him. we were watching him. he looks good. >> jimmy: he's almost 70. >> 69 is what you're saying. >> jimmy: that's what i'm saying. you know what i'm saying, right? welcome to america. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i bet rob behaves better in lop dondon, he's more gentlemanly. this is interesting to me, because rob, you moved to london to do this show. and now you guys are done with the show and rob's staying in london. >> still there. my kid started going to school, and it's a nice place, other

than the fact that the sun sets at 3:15 in the afternoon in the winter. otherwise, he gets to ride a double-decker bus everywhere and pretend i'm driving. it's a nice place. >> jimmy: so that's for real. you've forsaken your country, the united states. >> i didn't flee l.a. they make plenty of tv here, but i was over there doing standup, and they said hey, do you want to do a pilot script. and i said sure, let me ask my friend sharon. i figured they'd cancel it after six months. >> jimmy: and they kept going. now this is the final season. did you decide you'd had enough of each other? or why did you wrap it up? >> officially, what we're saying. >> don't say anything. >> no, we had the best time together. it's just we said all we want to say on the subject. >> jimmy: how much of the show is based on real, your real lives and the real people in your lives? >> it started off like a lot more was our real lives, but

sort of as it's gone on, it's become more of the characters, because they kind of provide us with the story. like to begin with, there is a good chunk. like i became pregnant by a man i didn't know that well. i mean, better than rob and sharon in the show, but stuff like that kind of found its way in there. we made me a teacher and rob worked in advertising. my husband works in advertising, and bits like that. we sort of forgotten everything about the show. >> jimmy: it's all behind you now. do you remember each other's names? are you still spending time together? or is it just totally over now? >> the honest answer to that is we've been doing so much press and stuff, the show's a global sensation, not just the u.s. and the uk. we've been all over. so we've had the opportunity to spend a lot of time together. >> we spend so much time together when we're making the

show paubecause we're writing i and filming it, we really don't want to see each other outside of that. that's nuts. >> jimmy: that's the same as guillermo and i. isn't that right, fwguillermo? >> no. >> jimmy: but we don't do any of the work of the show. we just come every day. do you ever regret when you're writing something and then you have to do it, do you ever western y wish you hadn't written it in the first place? >> yeah, like all the sex stuff in the beginning. >> because you have to wear a baggy tied around all your junk. and you when yput it on and you like, this is nice, and six takes in, it's constricting. >> and i have to have that baggy banging against me. >> it's terrifying for the director of photography, because

i don't wear a bag on my rear end. >> jimmy: you don't have an ass bag, rob? >> they don't make one big enough. >> jimmy: they don't have those. >> you'll have one in the future. we wrote this in the final scene, the final season. we end up in the sea. and so that was a pain that we wrote that, because we had to be in the sea for about eight hours, but we also had written that i take off my dress. in the underwear i get into the sea and i will six weeks of on-set catering and i'm so angry at me for doing that scene. >> jimmy: and it's too late to change it all up. >> in the first episode i put myself in a tv show because nobody else would. and when we were filming the first one, we ate a bunch of lamb, and i didn't know you take little fake bites, so bit end of it, it's like ah, ah. i haven't eaten lamb since. >> jimmy: that's good news for

lambs. the show is so great, it's a really great show. if you have not seen it, i highly recommend you go back to the beginning and watch the whole thing, and some of the things that happen are completely insane. will carrie fisher was on the show, and -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and she, you know, obviously passed away, so she can't be on it anymore. >> she's not -- >> jimmy: didn't know how to get out of that statement. don't worry, we'll edit that out. >> so beautifully done. >> in your defense, jimmy, it's true, that created a nearly insurmountable barrier for us, and we really had to get creative. >> jimmy: it does make it more difficult, for sure. >> you know what, she does kind of -- >> she does. >> appear from ground the grave. because we find stuff she's written. >> jimmy: thank you for bailing me out of that, rob. greatly appreciate it. [cheers and applause] >> it's a beautiful thing,

actually. her, her last scene in the last season. >> it is, yeah. >> she gets to insult some very awful people. >> jimmy: well, what could be better than that? the show is called "catastrophe." the final season is on amazon prime video right now. thank you guys very much. we'll be right back with lizzo. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing.

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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes bep mercedes benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank lionel richie, sharon horgan, rob delaney and lil dicky apologies to matt damon. nightline is next, but first this is her album, it's called "cuz i love you" here with the song "juice", lizzo! ♪ ♪ mirror mirror on the wall don't say it 'cause i know i'm cute louis down to my drawers ♪ ♪ all on my shoes i be drippin' so much sauce got a bih lookin' like ragu lit up like a crystal ball ♪

♪ that's cool baby so is you that's how i roll ♪ if i'm shinin' everybody gonna shine yeah i'm goals i was born like this don't even gotta try ♪ ♪ i'm like chardonnay get better over time heard you say i'm not the baddest you lie ♪ ♪ it ain't my fault that i'm out here gettin' loose gotta blame it on the goose gotta blame it ♪ ♪ on my juice baby it ain't my fault that i'm out here makin' news i'm the pudding in ♪ ♪ the proof gotta blame it on my juice ♪ ♪ ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee blame it on my juice blame it blame it on ♪ ♪ my juice ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee blame it on my juice ♪ blame it blame it on my juice ♪ ♪ no i'm not a snack at all look baby i'm the whole damn meal ♪ ♪ david you ain't bein slick don't dare try to cop a feel ♪ ♪ the juice ain't worth the squeeze if the juice don't

look like this like this like this like this ♪ ♪ hold up please don't make me have to take your babe ♪ ♪ if i'm shinin' everybody gonna shine i was born ♪ i'm like chardonnay get better over time heard you say i'm not the baddest ooh you lie ♪ ♪ it ain't my fault that i'm out here gettin' loose gotta blame it on the goose ♪ ♪ gotta blame it on my juice baby it ain't my fault that i'm out here makin' news ♪ ♪ i'm the pudding in the proof gotta blame it on my juice ♪ ♪ ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ♪ ♪ blame it on my juice blame it blame it on my juice ♪ ♪ ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee blame it on my juice blame ♪ ♪ it blame it on my juice ya-ya-ee ♪ >> somebody come get this man i think he got lost in my d-ms

what my d-ms what. you better come get your man i think he wanna be way more than friends. what more than friends, what you want me to say -- ♪ it ain't my fault that i'm out here gettin' loose gotta blame it on the goose gotta blame it ♪ ♪ on my juice baby it ain't my fault that i'm out here makin' news ♪ ♪ i'm the pudding in the proof gotta blame it on my juice blame it m ♪ ya-ya-ee yay-ya ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee blame it on my juice blame it blame it on my juice ♪ ♪ ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee ya-ya-ee blame it on my juice ♪ ♪ blame it blame it on my juice

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