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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- from "game of thrones" nikolaj coster-waldau. from marvel's "avengers: endgame" danai gurira. and music from backstreet boys. and now, hold on, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] e.[ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. hey, who watched the -- i know
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not everyone has a tv anymore, but who watched the college basketball game last night? [ cheers and applause ] you missed a good one if you didn't, the virginia cavaliers are the ncaa champions. they beat texas tech in overtime last night. virginia survived six games to get there. they overcame some very talented opponents. and as a result the players walk away with the top prize of zero dollars. so congratulations. don't spend it all on one pair of shorts. virginia's coach is a gentleman named tony bennett. when i saw his name trending, it made me nervous, because the other tony bennett's 92. and you don't want to -- that's the last thing you want to see. while it was a magical night for tony, it was a tough loss for texas tech and it may have been tougher for texas senator ted cruz because ted cruz was at the game and a lot of texas tech fans think he's to blame for the loss. because of this tweet sent moments before the end of regulation. he wrote 35 seconds, one-point
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lead, go red raiders. number one defense. and by the moment he posted it, the game was in overtime and the red raiders lost. this is not the first time this happened. last year before game seven of the western conference nba finals ted cruz feet tweeted minutes before tipoff, go rockets." the rockets lost and he got blamed. and back in 2017, i remember he posted congrats to lori loughlin's daughter for acceptance into usc, well deserved. and we all know what happened with that. [ cheers and applause ] so he's getting -- poor ted felt so guilty last night he went straight home, ate a whole bowl of crickets. did you know that? put his tweet up for a second. what is that? it's like the mayonnaise bogeyman is hovering over the arena. senator cruz defended himself on twitter today by pointing out all the times he was there in
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person to cheer on texas teams that won. he said i was there when the astros won, i was there when the spurs won, i was there when the rockets won in '94, i am not a jinx. poor guy. he has to be the saddest senator of all. imagine having to tweet "i am not a jinx." congratulations to uva on winning the championship. also congratulations to the thousands and thousands of people with little to no knowledge of or interest in college basketball who nevertheless won their office pools today. and now american workers can get back to focusing on what really matters, eating birthday cakes in conference rooms every day. here's another good one. this is from the angels-rangers baseball game in anaheim on sunday. joey gallo of the rangers became the first player to get to home plate and third base at the same time. let's watch this.
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>> as joey gallo does it seems so often in this ballpark and really throughout his career. >> let's watch that again in slow motion. he gets -- there you go. a full -- even joe biden was like hey, dude, that's -- [ laughter ] take it easy. president trump today pushed back against reports that he wants to double up on his policy of separating families at the border, and then he did something unexpected. he made an attempt to blame it on obama. >> obama separated the children, by the way. just so you understand. president obama separated the children. those cages that were shown, i think they were very inappropriate, they were built by president obama's administration. not by trump. president obama had child separation. take a look. the press knows it. you know it. we all know it. >> jimmy: no, we don't know it, because you just made it up. at this point, donald trump has taken more kids away from their
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parents than michael jackson. but i'll let him finish. >> i'm the one that stopped it. president obama had child separation. i'll tell you something. once you don't have it, that's why you see many more people coming. they're coming like it's a picnic, because let's go to disneyland. president obama separated children. they had child separation. i was the one that changed it. okay. thank you very much. >> jimmy: just to recap, obama did the separations and they were a good thing but you stopped it. that makes sense. if trump really wants to put kids in cages he should start with eric and donald jr. just to see how it goes. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, it appears that there is one republican with skin even thinner than donald trump's and that honor goes to california congressm congressman devin nunes. if you're not familiar with devin nunes, he's basically the
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toilet paper stuck to trump's shoe. last month devin nunes filed a $250 million lawsuit against twitter and a couple of twitter accounts that were making fun of them and now he's taking action against his hometown newspaper the "frez nii bee." he's suing the "fresno bee" for $150 million because of a story that linked a company in which he is an investor to a yacht party at which the entertainment was reportedly cocaine and prostitutes. and in a delightful twist, as he was filing this lawsuit, as he announced it to separate himself from the cocaine and prostitutes, the #yachtcocaineprostitutes became the number one trending thing on twitter. it's nice when we can all agree on something, isn't it? when i saw yachtcocaineprostitutes on twitter, i just assumed kid rock had a new album out. devin nunes is a very angry snowflake. so do not use this hashtag when writing about him or he will sue
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you. and not only is devin fighting back through the court system, he's unleashed a new local tv campaign to clear his name too. >> i'm devin nunes. and i'm a proud representative of the state of california. recently, the fresno bee reported that a winery i invested in threw a yacht party that included prostitutes and cocaine. i have taken legal action to assure you that i was not at that party and in fact i've never been invited to a party. at all. not just yacht parties, any parties. bachelor parties, christmas parties. my mom didn't even invite me to my own 7th birthday, because she wanted to, quote, keep it small that year. rest assured that i spend my free time fighting for you, because no one wants to hang out with me. >> devin nunes for california, the only party he's in is republican. >> i'm devin nunes. you guys doing anything later? >> jimmy: now he's probably going to sue us for that.
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[ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, the only guy funnier than devin nunes right now is the star of the number one late night comedy show for simple folk, it's called "huckabee." it's hosted by former arkansas governor mike huckabee. he had quite an amusing take on the story of a 104-year-old woman whose number one wish was to get arrested. >> ann brokenbrow was put in handcuffs by officers and even taken for a ride in a police car. and when asked what it felt like to be arrested, she said, well, it will make me much more careful of what i say and do. at 104. but, the police were very nice throughout. hey, keith, i got to be honest with you. i'm just glad her wish was not to be a counterfeiter, you know why? >> no, i don't know why. >> because counterfeiters never make any real money. >> you know what, that sucked.
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this show sucks. and you suck. i quit. [ bleep ] you, mike. >> jimmy: well, that was i think a little over the top. there was drama in washington today. attorney general william barr testified before congress for the first time. since we got his cliff notes on the mueller investigation. barr says he plans to release the mueller report within a week, just as soon as he's done rolling big swaths of black paint all over it. this report is going to have more blackouts than brett kavanaugh in college. it will be heavily redacted. and say what you will about william barr. he is charismatic. it's like trump made a wish for his my pillow to become a real live boy and it did. hey, the measles are making a comeback in the united states. any measles fans? 78 new cases have been reported in the past week alone. according to the cdc, there have been 465 cases of measles so far this year, more than all of last
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year. and it's happening because lunatics aren't getting their children vaccinated. i have to tell you. if america keeps, we keep going the way we are, by the way 2030 we'll all have the plague, and our president will be a monkey with a shotgun. this is a nutty one too. there's a conspiracy going around that claims supreme court justice ruth bader ginsburg is dead. they say she's been dead for weeks and the democrats are covering it up to keep trump from replacing her. they even have videos -- one video with thousands of views claims a hearse was seen leaving her neighborhood. which if that's true it's a pretty bad cover-up. if you want to move a body, you're better off with a uber than a hearse. where do they come from, these -- i mean, trust me. ruth bader ginsburg is alive. she's headlining coachella this weekend. but in order to put this one to rest we decided to go straight to the source. with that said, i'd like you to welcome live from washington, the honorable ruth bader ginsburg, everybody.
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please say hello. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you so much for being with us. >> hello. >> jimmy: how are you feeling, justice ginsburg? >> any day above ground is a good day for me. good old ruth b. ginsburger. >> jimmy: you mean ginsburg. >> sure. the important thing is i ran 25 miles and did 1,000 crunches before breakfast this morning. >> jimmy: wow, that's impressive, especially for a woman of your age. >> you have to keep the old bod tight, right, jimbo? >> jimmy: that's right. what do you have to say to the people out there claiming you're dead? >> that is ridiculous, ruth bader ginsburger is not dead. >> jimmy: it's ginsburg, actually. >> don't interrupt me again, you squinty-eyed hooter shooter. i'm the supreme court justice lady. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> what was the question again?
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>> jimmy: what do you have to say to the people who are claiming you are dead? >> that is just nonsense. i'm feeling better than ever. i won my yoga class this morning. i was shouting so much, my tongue is clogged. >> jimmy: i didn't know you could win a yoga class. i don't think that's possible. can you win a yoga class? >> why, you -- if you correct me again, i'll have you thrown in the hoosegow. you limp-willied chicken steamer. show some respect to this [ bleep ] feminist icon, you little bitch. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're right, i'm sorry. i'm having trouble believing this is you, justice ginsburg. >> if i wasn't ruth bader ginsburger, could i do this? >> jimmy: yeah, i think you probably could. >> oh, so you think i'm just a random loony who wandered in here high as a kite off pain pills he stole from a dog?
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>> jimmy: yeah, maybe, kind of. >> bingo! >> jimmy: oh, so you admit you are not justice ginsburg. >> no, i admit bingo was the name of the dog. he bit me on the tuchus. but i was so goofed up on oxy i couldn't feel a damn thing. >> jimmy: all right. well, i think -- you know what? we've probably heard enough. >> suit yourself, i took a fistful of xanies an hour ago. and i'm about to go a [ bleep ] anyway. b-i-n-g-o. ♪ b-i-n-g-o >> jimmy: well, thank you, justice ginsburg. keeps it going, you know? we have a good show. music from backstreet boys. danai gurira is here. and we'll be right back with jamie lannister himself, nikolaj coster-waldau.
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>> jimmy: tonight, from "avengers: endgame," and "walking dead" too, danai gurira is here. then, their latest album is called "dna." backstreet boys from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. you can see them on their live dna tour starting may 11th. and it's my understanding that their intention tonight is to rock your body right. tomorrow night, jeremy renner and camila mendes will join us, and we'll have music from alice merton.
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and on thursday, don cheadle, kiernan shipka, and music from hozier. in seven spectacular seasons, our first guest threw a kid out a window, killed his cousin and did it with his twin sister a lot of times, and yet, somehow, we're still rooting for him. the eighth and final season of "game of thrones" premieres sunday night on hbo. please welcome the kingslayer, nikolaj coster-waldau. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is not the one, right? this is not the one. >> no, it's another one. they told me you were sick. >> jimmy: i am sick. that's right. you did the smart thing.
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did you get to keep jaime lannister's hand? because you're done shooting. >> no. that was the one thing i wanted. the success of the show, i think it's touring the world in some exhibition now. >> jimmy: waving on its own? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you think you'll get it one day when the exhibitions are done? >> you would hope so. i don't think so. >> jimmy: you know what's going to happen. you're going to be online and you're going to see there's going to be some auction of -- >> i know. >> jimmy: you're going to see it's going to be up for sale for like $3,800. and you'll be like why didn't they give that to me? >> well, that's why. >> jimmy: that's why. they want their $3,800. i hope somebody tracks it down and gives it to you. sunday is, i feel weirdly sad about, i'm very excited about sunday but i'm also sad that it's almost over. >> yeah. no, i'm the same. it's this weird mix. >> jimmy: it makes sense for you, because you're in the show, and i'm not. [ laughter ] >> you know that thing, you read a really good book. you get to the last ten pages
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and you're like, i'm going to wait till tomorrow. because you know the minute finish it just sucks. >> jimmy: once it's over it's over. >> it's over. >> jimmy: and that's it. and what are we going to do on sundays? >> have a life. >> jimmy: go to church? no. lives are overrated. do you go online and read any of the theories that people have about what is going to happen in the finale? >> i have, i have read a few, yeah. it's interesting. >> jimmy: do you know what's -- you know the finale, right? >> i know, yeah. i've known since june last year. >> jimmy: you have? >> yeah. well, since two years ago. it's been a long time now. >> jimmy: how did you first find out about it? how did it work? >> well, we got the scripts -- first you had to download an app because now of course you can't get paper anymore. so we got an app and then the scripts came and then when you finished them they would magically disappear. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you learned on snapchat basically? >> basically, yeah. [ laughter ] synchronized is the app called. yeah. >> jimmy: do you dislike learning your lines from a
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tablet? >> i dislike it, yeah. i like to make notes and stuff. the weird thing now, i have all the other scripts, the other seasons. we don't have the script for season 8. they don't exist. >> jimmy: that makes no sense because you can screen shot the whole thing. >> no, you can't. >> jimmy: you can't? >> no, there's something you can't do that. >> jimmy: i bet i could. >> i guess you could take pictures of everything. >> jimmy: a million different ways. >> they knew they were dealing with actors. they're never going to figure that one out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so the fan theories, i collected some of them. these are real theories from people online. and since you know i will study your reaction. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: i know you can't say what's going to happen. >> no. but i'm a terrible liar. you might be -- this might be it. >> jimmy: jaime lannister will kill his sister cersei. >> that's a theory. it makes sense, though. if you think about it. >> jimmy: in a lot of ways, sure. [ laughter ]
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>> next one. >> jimmy: aria will use jaime's face to kill cersei. >> that would be cool. >> jimmy: we would think it's jaime but it would be arya stark. jon snow becomes the night king. >> how? >> jimmy: i guess he gets killed. daenerys transforms into an actual dragon. she will become a dragon. >> that -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. the starks are descended from the white walkers. many believe that to be the case. >> okay. >> jimmy: bran stark is the night king. many believe bran is -- who you gave a nice little shove out the window as i recall. >> well, think about it this way. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> what would the show be without that? >> jimmy: different, i guess. a little bit different.
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>> we wouldn't have the three-eyed raven. we wouldn't have hodor hold the door. >> jimmy: there would be things missing but maybe we'd have other stuff. >> that's true. >> jimmy: one other theory. thanos snaps his fingers and the starks turn into dust. >> i think that is last night's show. >> jimmy: i think that is the "avengers" i'm thinking about here. >> you know, there's a theory of asghor-hai the chosen one who will come back and save the day. >> jimmy: the chosen one, yes. >> and i think everybody thinks it's jon snow, but there's also this thing about a guy called bielsa. >> jimmy: oh. >> which is a guy who comes and magically transformed this world for the good. so he will, when everything is lost, he will come and up north he will magically transform the north into this beautiful paradise. >> jimmy: oh, everybody will be so mad if that happened. that's the equivalent of it was all a dream. okay, now everything's good.
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>> and then everybody says in bielsa we trust. can we all say that? in bielsa we trust. [ audience repeats ] >> jimmy: we don't know any of that stuff. >> it's the manager of leeds united. [ applause ] >> jimmy: us dumb americans. we don't know any of this stuff. >> leeds united fans will appreciate it. have you read any that you say oh, that is correct? >> yeah, some. but i've never read anyone who got the whole thing. >> jimmy: who got the whole thing, yeah. >> and when i read it the first time i was blown away. i wrote dan and david, the two creators. and i was like, i really -- i don't know how you did it. but i can't imagine a better way of ending the show. >> jimmy: really? oh, it's that satisfying? >> it is. sad-is-fying.
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>> jimmy: that's good to hear. the ending of "breaking bad" may be the saddest ending of a great show ever. whereas like some people did not like the ending of "the sopranos." >> but then when you watch it again if you do then it's so much better. >> jimmy: the ending of "the sopranos"? if you watch it a second time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'll take your word for that. >> i'm not even working for hbo anymore. >> jimmy: i know. you're plugging their other shows. >> check out hbo. >> jimmy: we're going to come back. we have many things to discuss. nikolaj coster-waldau is here with us. he's on "game of thrones" which returns on sunday night. we'll be right back. you never know when inspiration is going to strike. so i take my surface pro everywhere. part of an entrepreneur's job is to get stuff done. i like to do, like, four things at once. the new surface pro can handle all of my programs. i can paint, i can mold, i can code. i have it on all the time, it's fantastic. we get to build toys for kids and change the world.
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you do other things. >> i've been back home in denmark and then i did this thing. it was amazing. i did a documentary around greenland. my wife's from greenland. a couple years ago i did this thing for google maps and the u.n. about climate change, and this production company saw it and said would you like to do a long form? and i said sure. i love to travel around. we can do it on my terms. so it became like a personal story. we started at the -- there's an american base at the very north of greenland. and my father worked there when i was a kid. >> jimmy: really? >> he told me about it. i didn't know anything about it. i knew it was cold and far away. we got to go there and meet the airmen and women and it was an amazing experience. then we got to travel all around greenland. it just blew my mind. my brother and my brother-in-law took me hunting for musk ox. my wife took me to where she grew up in the northwest coast. in umanak. we went all the way -- >> jimmy: you'd never been
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there? >> i'd never been there. it's a massive place. it's so big. 55,000 people live there. it's like -- it's very isolated. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's beautiful. >> jimmy: can i ask a very dumb question? >> yes. >> jimmy: what language do they speak in greenland? >> greenlandian. >> jimmy: oh, greenlandian. for real. . >> it's like the inuit languages. greenlandic. >> jimmy: does your wife speak to you in greenlandic? >> yeah. >> jimmy: does she ever curse at you in greenlandic? >> i'm sure she does. she curses at me in all languages. it was amazing. i also have this thing with the climate change and what that -- you know, the effects of that. in greenland of course we have this ice sheet, which is enormous. it's like 10% of all fresh water in the world. and if that melts it would be -- the oceans would rise by 20 feet. and that's not good. >> jimmy: no. >> so we want the ice to stay
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there. >> jimmy: right. >> so i got -- i actually camped on the ice. i saw like, like real, you know, in "game of thrones" you have the wall of ice. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i saw the real wall of ice. it is absolutely breathtaking. >> jimmy: was the wall of ice excited to see you? like hey -- >> there you are. and they were like hey, you've still got your hand. >> jimmy: did people recognize you around there? from the show. >> there was, we were in a place called tesila on the east coast, and i'm sitting in this hotel bar, and this guy comes town me, and he goes, "game of thrones." he was italian. and he was like are you shooting here? and i said i am shooting, but not "game of thrones." and he said i am a glaciologist. i want to show you something. i said i i've never met a glaciologist before. he lived in iceland but he came to greenland because they have so many glacers. what he found was he said the most exciting thing ever. it was this ice cave under a glacier. and he said come with me. let's see it. and i was like, yes, let's do it.
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and i went out there. it was a two-hour boat. we went there by boat. and we walked onto this thing. and it was scary as hell. >> jimmy: oh, it was? >> there was cracking. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's no good. >> but it was so beautiful. it was so beautiful. >> jimmy: and yet crack. >> and at the end he says oh, there was another cave. and i said oh, where's that? no, that fell down. that collapsed yesterday. >> jimmy: yesterday! [ laughter ] >> and i was like oh. did we get the shot? let's get out of here. >> jimmy: is this the cave you're talking about? >> yeah. that's it. >> jimmy: wow. it is beautiful. >> it is amazing, isn't it? >> jimmy: yeah, and you hear crack noises while you're there. >> i know. it's absolutely amazing. >> jimmy: you look action figures. >> and it goes on and on. >> jimmy: and this is the guy, this strange man you were on a -- >> you see i got a helmet that fit me. >> jimmy: yeah. he looks -- i would not have traveled with him unaccompanied. [ laughter ] i have to say, he looks a little
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bit too happy. >> a little scary, that's true. >> jimmy: you are going to be doing a play here in los angeles. >> yes, i'm doing "macbeth." >> jimmy: i've heard of it. i've heard it's terrific. >> it is pretty good, yeah. this guy shakespeare, he has potential. >> jimmy: what will be fun. where lu be doing that show? >> it's at the geffen playhouse in los angeles. >> jimmy: how long will you be here in l.a.? >> i'll be here four months. rehearsals and then we'll -- >> jimmy: do you like it here? >> i do like it here. i have a lot of friends here. a lot of people say oh, l.a.'s terrible. >> jimmy: they do? [ laughter ] >> you've never heard that before? i just love this city. i think yes, you have a lot of b.s. here and you have a lot of, you know, fakeness, if you will. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> you also have concentrated here some of the most brilliant people in the world when it comes to arts and music. >> jimmy: look no further than right over there. >> guillermo: hi. how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: if you need to know anything, guillermo knows everything about l.a. do you habla espanol?
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>> no. si, si. si, poquito. i'm going to have to learn now. >> jimmy: i can't wait to see the show. i'm sorry it's over but i'm excited to see it. "game of thrones" final season, eighth season premieres sunday night on hbo. nikolaj coster-waldau, everybody. we'll be back with danai gurira. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ the greater than ever corolla. let's go places.
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. backstreet boys are on the way. our next guest has survived both a zombie apocalypse and a thanos snap. she has a very good agent i guess. she is back, to fight again in "avengers: endgame." it opens in theaters, imax, & 3d april 26th. please welcome danai gurira. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ welcome, welcome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you, that's very kind of you. >> jimmy: i love that dress. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look like a real superhero in that dress actually. >> i've got to try. >> jimmy: how's everything? >> i'm doing very well. >> jimmy: your avenger cohorts were here last night. many of them. >> i know. i missed them. >> jimmy: they told me everything. they told me the end. >> can you tell me? >> jimmy: speak openly and just say whatever comes to your mind. >> will do. ask me anything. >> jimmy: do you know the ending of this movie? >> i don't know if i can tell you that i don't know. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah. this is how it's going to go, jimmy. >> jimmy: i got you. there's no point in continuing this. were you happy to see everybody? because you know, you don't get to really see each other that much, right? you shot it a while ago and all of a sudden you're together for this press deal.
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>> it's awesome. we have a really great time together. like on saturday and sunday i got to like see everybody. spend some time with scarlett. we did a lot of one-on-ones. and also got to hang with brie and it was really, really cool. >> jimmy: they had empty seats, a whole row of empty seats for the fallen avengers. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i wonder if the fallen avengers are like, good, we don't have to go do press for this movie. we know they're coming back, right? they're coming back. are they coming back? they're not killing spiderman and leaving spiderman dead, it's -- he's spider-man. it's impossible. >> jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's that. >> i'll let you do your thing with that. i can say nothing. >> jimmy: you can't say anything. >> i'm just here to wear my spring dress. >> jimmy: your character will have appeared in three marvel movies in just like over the span of one year.
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did you shoot those all one after the other? >> it was pretty intense. there was a lot of overlapping that happened from "walking dead" into "black panther" then into "infinity," then back into "the walking dead" and "endgame." there was a lot between michonne and okoye. >> jimmy: so you wake up in the morning, am i bald today or not? >> the difference is quite stark. there was one day i literally woke up and went and did michonne and i was michonne until 3:00 p.m. and then i was picked up to be akoya all day. >> jimmy: so do you wear a wig when you're michonne? >> yes. and then you take the wig off. >> jimmy: and "walking dead", another show you can or cannot talk about? because i read in one of the trades that this is it for your character. for michonne. she's dead. she's going to be on a little bit, and then she's gone. >> well, i can say as much about
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that as i can about "endgame." >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> exactly. >> jimmy: because one of the producers of the show did say that, right? >> did she? did she? >> jimmy: i didn't see it happen myself, but i read it. >> right. i will say i can say as much about that as about "endgame." i have a pretty simple life. i can tell nobody anything. keeps life very simple. >> jimmy: have you told anybody any of this stuff? >> about? >> jimmy: about what happens. have you revealed this to anyone close to you? >> outside of the people who i work with? >> jimmy: family, et cetera? >> heavens, no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: you don't trust them? >> no, no. and you know what's great? i trust family. i'm kidding. what's great is they largely don't want to know. >> jimmy: do people expect you to be like michonne from "the walking dead"? do the people who watch that show expect that kind of demeanor from you? >> yeah. that happens a lot. the expectation is that. and then the fact that i can be very goofy and just silly they're like very surprised by
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that. but there was something that happened that literally made me feel like michonne in a way i have never in all the years i never felt like her. it was about six weeks ago. i'm in l.a. quite a bit, but not that much. so i kept hearing these coyote stories. >> jimmy: about actual coyotes? >> yes, and what they do to your pets and like i was getting freaked out from the stories alone. >> jimmy: yeah, there are coyotes in the hills. >> so i've learned. when i tell the story i end up calling them hyenas because i'm from zimbabwe and that's what they would be there. >> jimmy: one hyena would eat about a thousand coyotes. don't worry about that. >> if i say hyena i mean coyote. i have this terrible habit. i walk my dog way too late. i'm a night owl. and he's got to pee before i go to bed. i'm walking him really, really late. he's like a 17, 18-pound rescue mutt. he's tough but small.
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so you know, we're walking down the road and we're walking back towards my house. and i have never seen one in my life, and there is a coyote. i said coyote, right? >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> there is a coyote standing there about a half block away. i run up to my house. and i was like heart pounding. i can't believe i just saw a coyote. and i look it up online. i'm like, what is this, what does this mean? i've never seen one in my neighborhood in all my years here. i get all this information like pepper spray or a big rock, you know, knock them out. and i'm like, i don't have pepper spray, and i don't have a big rock. but in my house there are many, many, many practice swords. >> jimmy: oh, swords. yeah. >> i've got a lot of those. >> jimmy: a sword will do it. just so i don't get arrested. they are not sword swords. they're made out of wood or very -- >> jimmy: explain it to the po >> no. so i was like, okay. this is how i'm walking him.
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i know how to use this thing. seven years, i know how to use it. i can knock out a coyote with one of these things. from then on, i'm walking my dog poppy, and i have a sword in my hand. now, like, literally, when i get to a main sort of road i sort of hide it behind my baggy sweats because i can't have people seeing this as they're driving by. but there's one time this guy did see me. and he was walking his dog, and his dog saw my dog and wanted to play, and he saw what was in my hammed, and he was like, abigail, come on! and i walk down the road and they're running off. and he's like pulling this dog, come on! and i'm like, dude, i would have fought for abigail, too! and poppy's trying to like -- he's smelling, doing the dog thing. he has to sniff stuff and pee. and i wanted him to have his time. and i'm standing there with this sword. and i'm like, stay right there. i know they jump out of bushes and stuff. and i'm like standing there.
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and i'm like this, scanning the area. and i look down at myself and i said i'm michonne in los feliz. oh, my god. >> jimmy: coyotes beware. danai gurira is in town. "avengers: endgame" opens in theaters friday april 26th. thank you very much, danai. we'll be right back with backstreet boys. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank nikolaj coster-waldau and danai gurira, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, this is their album "dna." here with the song "no place," backstreet boys. ♪ >> thank you. here we go, boys. ♪ i've been to paris made my way
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down to rome seen the sun setting on the beach in mexico ♪ ♪ but i could care less 'cause i was all alone and there ain't no way to touch your body ♪ ♪ over the phone ♪ i've been all around the world done all there is to do ♪ ♪ but you'll always be the home i wanna come home to you're a wild night ♪ ♪ with a hell of a view there ain't no place ain't no place like you ♪ ♪ said there ain't no place, ain't no place like you ♪ ♪ you're my daybreak ♪ you're my california sun ♪ you're my memphis ♪ new york new orleans all rolled into one ♪ ♪ in the city, the country, the mountains or the sea ♪ ♪ wherever you are baby ♪ that's where i want to be
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♪ i've been all around the world, done all there is to do ♪ ♪ but you'll always be the home i wanna come home to you're a wild night ♪ ♪ with a hell of a view there ain't no place ain't no place like you there ain't no place ♪ ♪ ain't no place like you no oh yeah there ain't no place ♪ ♪ no place, no place ooh, yeah ain't no place wherever you are ♪ ♪ baby that's where i wanna be i've been all around the world ♪ ♪ done all there is to do but you'll always be the home i wanna come home to ♪ ♪ you're a wild night with a hell of a view there ain't no
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place ain't no place like you ♪ ♪ there ain't no place ain't no place like you said there ain't no place ain't no place like you ♪ ♪ yeah no place no place, no place ooh, no place ♪ ♪ ohh, there ain't no place like you there ain't no place like no place like you ♪ [cheers and applause] >> thank you! >> thank you. [cheers and applause]
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this is "nightline." >> tonight, easter massacre. >> a brilliant mind who was going to be a neuroscientist won't make it to his 12th birthday. >> one grieving father speaking out. his son one of the nearly 300 dead after a string of coordinated bombings rocking sri lan lanka, churches, and luxury hotels targeted. the investigation under way after warnings of possible attacks were raised and ignored. plus december of '69. the year of turbu and inspiration. from the music at woodstock to the manson murders to the moon landing. >> america accomplished the impossible. >> packed into one fateful season in a
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