>> have a good night >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- from "marvel's avengers: endgame," jeremy renner. "riverdale's" camila mendes. judge james. and music from alice merton. and now, first of all, jimmy kimmel. ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for joining us. very nice. a windy, windy california, boy,

was, i don't now if you were outside last night, but the wind was very windy last night. the whole town sounded like a drybar. you could see yoga mats turning into flying carpets all around los angeles. 35,000 homes lost power last night. one of them was mine. did your house lose power last night? >> no, jimmy. >> jimmy: my house is always the first to lose power. and when the power goes out at my house, i walk around like an idiot, because i keep forgetting. and i'll be like, the power's out, i guess i'll watch tv, oh, all right, maybe i'll make some toast. i go to the toaster. oh, yeah, right, the toast needs heat. and the power's out for about 12 hours in our house, and our daughter spent the morning projectile vomiting. so turns out you don't need power for that. good times were had at the kimmel house today. this was amazing to wake up to. astronomers have released what they believe to be the first-ever image of a black

hole. how they shot this, i don't know. i'm guessing from afar, but the gravitational pull of a black hole is so strong nothing can escape, nothing can ever get out of it. it's like an l.a. fitness contract in space. but this is the black hole. you can see here, there it is, yes. this is the black hole, it's always nice to put a face on, to the name of, in an inescapable force that could swallow us, but it's kind of beautiful, isn't it? you think this is where god keeps his weed? [cheers and applause] i don't know. but they say this photo, they say proves einstein's theory of relativity and the meaning of life could be contained in that photo of a black hole, or it could be a very blurry shot of randy's donuts in inglewood. [ applause ]

today was the deadline that the house democrats gave the irs to turn over six years of donald trump's personal and business tax returns. the irs did not turn those over. president trump said today he will not release his taxes, because he's under audit. he's still claiming he's under audit. three years now he's been under audit. even if he is under audit, that makes no difference, could you still release what you turned in. he's never going to let us see those taxes. he's holding onto those tax returns tighter than an extra crispy drumstick from kfc. i know why he's not going to let us see them. yes, he probably took chicky deductions, he probably still claims eric as a dependent. i don't think that's it. i believe the reason he won't show us his taxes is because he's not as rich as he claims to be. i just know that's it. but the president was in bigly spirits today.ouse lawn giving yet another victory lap on the subject of the mueller report. >> i have not seen the mueller report.

i have not read the mueller report. i won. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he hasn't seen it, but he won. it's like when he loses track of a golf ball. he assumes it went in the hole. i don't see it, but i won. this is a great story. last year. in april of last year, the donald trumps, donald and melania took a field trip to the home of george washington, the mt. vernon estate. and they brought the preparation president, macron, and his wife. and trump was reportedly underwhelmed. the staircases were too narrow and toilets were white instead of gold, the traditional presidential color. he asked the tour guide, was george washington really rich? which was a good question if you are in kindergarten. then he said if george washington had been smart he would have put his name on mt. vernon.

he said you got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you. that's why he put his name on donald jr. otherwise no one will remember. he got left at the mall. [ applause ] it's a weird, so competitive with everyone. he does know that washington has a whole city named after him. it's called washington. and he lives in it. if he was your uncle, it would be funny, right? also today, he said this, when asked about the wall. >> we built a lot of wall, a lot of wall. and it's new wall. you know, when we rip down an old wall and then replace it, it's called a new wall. >> jimmy: hmm, interesting. you know, when it comes to building, he does seem to know his stuff. hey, we, we may have a new attorney general on the way. kim kardashian west says she's planning to take the bar exam. she wants to be a lawyer.

she announced this in an interview with "vogue" magazine. she said she's in the first year of a four-year apprenticeship with a law firm in san francisco. i have a feeling she's going to be in that first year for a lot of years. but imagine a look on a defendant's face when she's in the middle of taking a selfie of her butt. the lakers ended their season last night. it was a disappointing season. it ended with a loss to the blazers at the buzzer. before the game, magic johnson surprised everyone, including his boss, by announcing he will step down as lakers president of basketball operations. >> so today i'm going to step down as the es i like to be free. and then i got a great life. i was like, damn, i got a great life outside of this.k to that beautiful life. >> jimmy: yeah, will you call

donald trump and tell him this? [cheers and applause] because i feel like, anyway, not only was yesterday magic's last day at work, it was the swan song for another great, dwyane wade and he went out in, what's the opposite of style? >> one last word before you leave this hardwood at 601 biscayne? >> i'm going to do it the only way i know how, y'all. that was tragic. let's do it again. >> jimmy: maybe it was time to go. he left it all on the court. speaking of court, as you may know, not only am i one of america's 75 most beloved talk show hosts, i am also a

well-respected tv judge. from time to time, along with my trusty bailiff guillermo, we hear real cases from small claims court. with real litigants who have decided to put their legal fates into the soft and capable hands of judge james. >> this is the plaintiff, michelle jewett. she claims she's owed money and the return of their dog shasta. she ease suing for $2,215 and the possession of her puppy. this is the defendant, greg powers. he maintains he adopted shasta, and he's not about to rollover. it's case of "all dogs go to arbitration." >> raise your right hand. >> what are you about to witness rtipreot actor they're actual litigants with a case pending in civil court. both parties have agreed to drop their claims to have their cases decided here by judge james.

>> the litigants have been sworn in, your honor. >> jimmy: they've been sworn in my honor? that's nice. >> oh, you can sit down. >> thank you, judge. >> jimmy: thank you bailiff. >> you claim mr. powers owes you money for the deposit, utility bill, prescription sunglasses, nine pair of lulu leggings and a mesh bag and shasta the dog and all shasta's expenses, correct? >> yes. >> jimmy: mr. powers, you claim you don't owe any of this money. >> that's correct. >> jimmy: let's start with you. tell us what's going on here. >> in march of 2016 i decided i wanted to get a dog. he drove me to get her. i paid for her. >> jimmy: you were dating? >> we started dating after i moved into the house.

>> you moved in and then you started dating? >> yes. >> jimmy: whose house was it. >> mine. >> he was the landlord. >> jimmy: how much did you pay for her? >> i paid $300 for her. >> jimmy: to whom? >> i found her on craigslist, so it was through a private breeder or his dog had puppies. >> jimmy: is this correct? >> yes, that's my list by the way. >> jimmy: that's what? >> i'm craig. >> jimmy: i see you were attracted to his sense of humor. so you paid $300 for shasta. >> yes. fast forward a little bit. we broke up. things got bad. it actually got physical between one of me and the other girls that were there. >> jimmy: really, in a sexual way? >> actually, she was gay, but no. >> jimmy: who broke up with who? >> i broke up with her. >> so i moved out sooner than the 30 day notice that he gave me, and i made an agreement with him to where he would watch shasta for me until i was able to figure something out and that

i would be able to visit her whenever i wanted. >> jimmy: was this agreement in writing? >> it was not. it was verbal. >> jimmy: what was the agreement that you understood? >> shasta would be placed in my care and my care only. >> permanently. >> no. we were there, >> we were listening to the conversation. no. >> jimmy: tell me about these leggings. >> they were just some leggings i had boughten online. >> in regards to the leggings and various other claims of hers, i have facebook messages between her and him where she states that she believed that the other roommate stole her leggings. >> but he's still the landlord and you really shouldn't talk about this, you're not involved. >> if you really refer to california tenant/landlord law. >> jimmy: please don't lecture me about the law, no one knows more about the law than die. >> you're not involved with this. you have nothing to do with this. >> jimmy: what is your relationship to the defendant? >> i'm his girl friend. >> jimmy: i'd like them to

reenact this exchange. >> and now judge james presents courtroom theatrics. >> jimmy: okay, go ahead. and action. >> no, she is not our dog. she is my dog. you've said it many times, even in this conversation. >> we got her together. i've raised her. >> oh, [ bleep ] i paid for her, i paid for everything. she is mine. >> more passion, more passion. >> personal care. i took care of everything. she's ours. >> i don't know why you got at that be like this. i'm taking her back, end of story. now you're holding her hostage. what kind of [ bleep ] is that? [ applause ] >> jimmy: okay. do you live in a place that allows dogs now? >> i do not right now. >> jimmy: so you're just asking for money, not the dog? >> we've asked for both. >> i've asked for both. i've tried everything i could to get her back. everyone i talked to. >> all the law people. >> told me i would not see her.

>> jimmy: i don't know who these law people are, there's only one law person in this courtroom, and his name is judge james. >> that's right, judge james. >> jimmy: i'll be back with my verdict. >> will judge james rule in favor of the plaintiff or the defendant? or are they both barking up the wrong tree? judge james' verdict when we return. attention dogs. have you been denied treats, toys? walks? couch access? belly rubs? you may be entitled to a cash settlement. pick up that bone and pick up the phone. call the law firm of weinstein and o'brienstein. stop dragging your rear end. call weinstein and o'brienstein. we play rough. this depressed plaintiff claims the defendant is a dirty dog. this defendant calls it a bogus suit. and this dog just wants a ruff

over its head. judge james is about to rule. let's listen. >> jimmy: this is a complicated case, i know. and the emotions i am sure are going to run high. bottom line is this. michelle, you aren't even allowed to have a dog where you live. >> i know. >> jimmy: and you've lived in a couple places where you aren't allowed to have a dog. >> yes. >> jimmy: how much of the $2315 was related to shasta? >> almost all of it. >> jimmy: do you have the sun glasses? >> i returned the sunglasses back to her at the mediation. >> jimmy: $300 was for sunglasses you got back. $160 for leggings. which he is not responsible for. i'm going to award the cost of shasta the dog, plus $200 for shasta's expenses and $325 for the rental deposit to the plaintiff and the defendant you

get to keep shasta. >> but that's not fair because he's been such a thief. >> jimmy: i have made my ruling, and it will not be challenged further. >> on the next judge james. >> now what's wrong here? >> it's trimmed too low. megan goode has a little more hair in the back. >> i told her in the beginning, there's no way she's going to look like megan goode. >> so you just wanted to look like megan goode and you file like it came out meagan bad. >> that's the point. you don't know how to do hair, straight up. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from alice merton. camila mendes is here. and we'll be right back with jeremy renner. [cheers and applause] ♪ abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by southwest airlines.

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>> jimmy: what you got going on there? oh, wow. handsome. yeah. i like that. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: i see you dipped into the merchandise. welcome. everyone's excited. and i'm excited to see you wearing paul rudd on your body. >> yeah, that's my friend. >> jimmy: does he know you're wearing him on your body? >> yeah, we're friends. we decided to make tee shirts together. >> jimmy: you're like the left outers, but now you're in had this movie. is paul your best avengers friend? >> i don't know if i can say

that, but he's on my body. >> jimmy: nobody else is on your body. >> i can't say who's on my boxers, but. >> jimmy: you posted this as if this was a film. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was unable to buy tickets in my area. i'm going to tell you, i searched. >> it's not playing? >> jimmy: i looked, and i did not see it. >> we were doing it for a press tour about a movie, "end game", avengers? [cheers and applause] yeah, right. thank you for the support. but we can't talk about it. so paul and i decided during part of this press tour to make up a movie that we're in that we actually could talk about. so we're 50 year old virgins and we can talk about that all we want. >> jimmy: did you make up anecdotes of things that happened on the set? >> yeah, we played ping-pong a lot. we're champions, you know. >> 50 year old virgin.

>> jimmy: that's something you couldn't say about your time on "avengers", huh? >> i think we did do that on set, perhaps. >> jimmy: so there was some crossover between the films. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i would like to see that become a movie as a result. >> i'm with you, honestly. >> jimmy: let's talk about the avengers and some of the things you can talk about. are you in the film, we've established that. >> it is a film. it is a film. >> jimmy: it is a film. you got a new haircut, your character, for the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is very short on the sides. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and very parakeetesque on the top. >> a paul mitchell. prison cut. >> jimmy: we're doing prisoners. >> it's kind of like what happens in all the avenger films where the haircuts change. they used to have these goldilocks kind of surfer hair. >> jimmy: long, blond hair,

yeah. >> you got to change it up once in a while. >> jimmy: and so you're saying that this is no indication that you've switched, hawkeye has switched to ronan as hawkeye did in the comics. hawkeye became ronan, the assassin. >> wow, 50 year old virgins is in theaters now. [ applause ] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: paul, is he ronan, or is he hawkeye, paul. please tell us. use your navel to speak. variety reported that you were going to be doing a hawkeye television series on disney plus. >> well, that's, look at their name. they have a variety of stories, right? so they have lots of different things to say. >> jimmy: generally, they're not a tabloid. they're pretty usually right on on things. >> they are. >> jimmy: they are right on?

>> they could be. with their stories, the variety of stories they have. >> jimmy: and will hawkeye be hawkeye in this or ronan or some combination of the two? >> 50 year old virgin. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you broke your, like both of your arms, right? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: doing the movie "tag". >> yes. >> jimmy: which is crazy. >> i was shooting "end game" right after that. >> jimmy: how quickly after that? >> like probably, eight weeks. >> jimmy: who do you call and say, "bad news, guys at marvel, hawkeye." >> they don't work. i feel like 20 feet, i broke my

arms, i went on lunch break and they said yeah, you broke both your arms. i got a video sent from the guy who pretty much owns the set and runs the show besides the directors, essentially, and i had a video chat with them and all, all the cast of whoever's in end game. people who might be in the movie were there and they were saying please get better, please get better, please get better. >> jimmy: oh, interesting. >> the people who weren't turned to dust. >> jimmy: were there, i see. no people that turned to dust were on that video? >> i wouldn't think so. they're dust. >> jimmy: he wouldn't think so. >> i'm like a janitor, right? i got to bring a broom and clean the stuff up. >> jimmy: i feel like, give me another ten minutes, and you're going to tell us the whole movie. >> no! i'm not spilling anything. i'm not saying anything. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. jeremy renner's here!

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members, what their favorite line, the line they got to deliver in an avenger's movie, what was the favorite. do you have anything that comes to mind? >> well, i'm pretty quiet character. i'm a guy that kind of does stuff. but i think there's probably, maybe when ultron and scarlet witch and that shack about the city's flying and the robots are taking over, and i got a bow and arrow. so like help me out here. so get out of the shack and be an avenger and let's do this. i need some help. >> jimmy: get out of the shack and be an avenger. >> terrible paraphrasing, but. >> jimmy: the promotion for this movie is obviously enormous. >> yes. >> jimmy: and so much so this is something you posted on instagram. >> right. >> jimmy: where did this take place?

>> i don't know, it's strategic placement or not. >> jimmy: it does seem to be strategic. you are zeroed in on that little urinal. >> i couldn't be offended. it was too funny. i have to reveal this to the world. >> jimmy: who sent this to you? >> a friend of mine did. >> jimmy: did he have trouble? >> i learned it was on a blog of the 20 worst toilets of the world. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> or most interesting toilets in the world and i made the cut. >> jimmy: was your friend able to urinate? >> i didn't ask. i blocked and deleted that. >> jimmy: you must drop a line and find out. first time you were here on this show you talked about your first paid acting job, do you remember what that was? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. for the police academy thing, yeah. >> jimmy: you had helped train police officers, you'd pretend to be a criminal. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. right. >> jimmy: what would they have you do? >> they give me 50 bucks to go and be in this closet and just

say don't, do the opposite of what they wanted me to do. >> jimmy: okay. >> so i did that. >> jimmy: the opposite of improv in a way. >> right. you follow along in improv. you do the opposite of what the student officer wanted them to do. i was an unruly guy, whatever they wanted me to do, i just did it. >> jimmy: now years later, you have a place in nevada. >> yes. >> jimmy: you have been, you are a sheriff now, is that what you are? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: what are you? >> i don't know. i have a -- >> jimmy: do you have a badge? >> i have a badge, yeah. >> jimmy: that's close. >> it was kind of ultimately to be invested in the community of my home up there. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and they, it's kind of like a rent-a-deputy sheriff thing. it has more value to the community. >> jimmy: does it mean you can arrest the community? >> no.

>> jimmy: can you ticket the community? >> i think i get a little discount at a liquor store perhaps. >> jimmy: okay. donuts maybe for free? >> yeah, a cup of coffee, 10% off. >> jimmy: can you put a siren on top of your car and go where you want? >> no, i don't want to create more attention to my life anyway. >> jimmy: so there are no benefits whatsoever? >> i have a badge. >> jimmy: do you carry the badge with you? >> oh, yeah, i do. not on me now. >> jimmy: but in nevada. >> yeah. i get pulled over. am i stupid? please get me out of this thing. they're like, can i get an autograph? >> jimmy: i'm glad to see you're finally on the right side of the it's great to see you. look forward to you playing ronan in "avengers" end game. >> jimmy: jeremy renner.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. please say hello to camilla

mendes. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. it's very nice to have you here. >> it's nice to be here. >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: as we know, you play a high school student. >> i do. >> jimmy: but you are not a high school student. >> no, i'm not. i'm in my 20s. class of 2012. >> jimmy: however, we got your high school yearbook. >> i can see that. >> jimmy: do you recognize this? >> nothing stays the same. >> jimmy: nothing stays the same. i don't know if i agree with that. but let's take a trip down memory lane. >> what have you got there, jimmy? >> jimmy: i've got your page. your yearbook is way better than ours was. here's what we have. >> our little questionnaire we had to fill out. >> jimmy: what makes you unique? i was born with a chunk of white hair? >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: what is the strangest thing you do? i chew my ice cream.

>> that's the only way to get the taste. >> jimmy: what will you miss the most about your high school? >> mrs. crick's beaver. i know it sounds a certain way. >> jimmy: i wasn't thinking something like that. >> she was our dean. >> jimmy: even better. >> she'd be like tuck your shirts in, what would jesus do, even though we were not a catholic school. >> jimmy: and jesus quite famously never tucked in. >> i was a good student. i never cheated, but i let people cheat off of me. >> jimmy: is that a crime? >> i would write the answers on my desk. and then i would write them on a piece of paper after. the only time i did it, right when i gave it to my friend, the teacher was walking by, and she's like, i'll take that. so i got sent to the dean's

office, ms. crick was there, and i was putting on a show. you know, i'm an actress. >> jimmy: what do you mean you were putting on a show? >> i'm an actress, and i was like, i'm so sorry. and she's like oh, honey, do you want to hold the beaver? i looked behind and to my right. and there was this beaver stuffed animal just staring at me, and i was like, oh, yes, ms. crick, and i held the beaver and cried. >> jimmy: was that why it was there? >> it's there to comfort students. >> jimmy: it's a comfort beaver? >> it's a comfort beaver. >> jimmy: soaked with the tears of students? >> she's like, she won't hug you, but you can touch the beaver. >> jimmy: is the school mascot the beavers? >> no! we were the patriots. >> jimmy: no reason for it whatsoever? >> i don't understand it, jimmy. >> jimmy: i don't understand it

either, but i love that they let you slip that in the yearbook. i read that you went to one of these places. a pitch-black restaurant. they have it in vancouver. >> one of our friends had invited a big group to go, and we kind of had like a really interesting experience there. it's already very, it's insane. you walk in, in a conga line. it's pitch-black. >> jimmy: you have to hold the person in front of you. >> you have to hold the person in front of you. you have to close your eyes because it's kind of weird if you are opening your eyes. the whole point of those restaurants is it's supposed to heighten your senses because the food tastes good. but honestly, we were so anxious. but we didn't know how to act when you don't know who's in front of you and what food is in front of you. it's a daunting experience. i feel kind of bad because the waiters are blinds. >> jimmy: oh, for real blind? >> they're probably so annoyed

with everybody there, because they're like, oh, my god, i can't see, this is crazy. and they're like, oh! and i imagine that's how they were acting towards everyone. >> jimmy: you were probably wishing they were deaf at that time, too. so the waiters are all blind. >> they're all blind. and you order your food ahead of time so you don't have to read a menu, obviously. i was smart, i ordered the rigatoni ragu. so it was easy to eat. some people ordered meat. and they really regretted it. it's weird not to see the food you're eating. >> jimmy: especially meat. >> but my co-star was there, and he's a photographer, so he decided to bring his camera. and they're very strict about not having any light-producing technology. you can't have your phone, can't have a camera, there literally should be no light in the restaurant. but cole was feeling, up to no

good and shocked us. we were eating. 30 minutes in, adjusted to the darkness, and all of a sudden this huge flash goes off and everyone's just like, and we're all blinking light for a while, because it's so shocking. >> jimmy: that's 100% what i would do in that restaurant. >> and you really have no idea what he was taking a photo of. but all of a sudden the room goes quiet. and this girl goes, and i imagine she got up because i could hear her chair shuffle. and she was like, hey, what's the point of eating in a dark restaurant if you're going to bring your phone! and then the whole room is quiet. and all of a sudden she goes, boo! and then everyone in the restaurant starting booing along with her. >> jimmy: cole is getting booed. >> but they don't even know who they're booing at because they can't see. i don't know if they know which

direction to boo at. naturally, our table, we start booing along, yeah, boo! >> jimmy: i don't know who did that, but shame, shame, shame on them. >> then we felt like that scene in "game of thrones." shame, shame, shame. >> jimmy: i didn't realize that. we have the photograph that he snapped. >> that is casey, my other co-star and isabella gomez. >> jimmy: i've never seen red eye that red before. that is the reddest red eye. >> she wanted me to make it clear she's not eating with her hands because she's an animal, she's eating with her hands because she literally couldn't find her fork. >> jimmy: it's great to meet you. the show is called "riverdale." "riverdale" airs wednesday nights on the cw. and we shall return with music from alice merton. ♪

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presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank jeremy renner and camila mendes, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, this is her album "mint." here with the song "funny business," alice merton. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ trust me trust me when i say that i was innocent trust me ♪ ♪ he'd only stay 'cause we were just listenin' yeah we were just listenin' ♪ ♪ and i know what you think i know you're scared i find someone else and i know what you think ♪ that i'm being paid for a little beyond there and n tw♪ w don'brk hearts d't d funny business ♪ ♪ i just ride cars and watch

them get hung up in it i don't break hearts ♪ i don't do funny business i just ride in cars and watch them get hung up in it ♪ ♪ them get hung up in it them get hung up in it ♪ ♪ trust me my word is good and i swear no one else's trust me ♪ ♪ i got the loyalty i've learned my lessons yeah i've learned my lessons ♪ ♪ and i know what you think i know you're scared i find someone else and i know what you think ♪ that i'm being paid for a little beyond there and you will be torn in two ♪ well i've got some news for you i don't break hearts i don't do funny business ♪ ♪ i just ride cars and watch them get hung up in it i don't break hearts ♪ i don't do funny business i just ride in cars and watch them get hung up

in it ♪ ♪ lightning strike if you think about it hope you realize ♪ ♪ if you think about it will the lightning strike if you think about it hope you realize ♪ ♪ i don't play cards i don't do funny business i just ride cars and watch them get ♪ hung up in it i don't break hearts i don't do funny business i just ride cars and ♪ watch them get hung up in it them get hung up in it them get hung up in it ♪ ♪ them get hung up in it i don't break hearts i don't do funny

business i just ride cars and ♪ ♪ watch them get hung up in it i don't break hearts i don't do funny business ♪ ♪ i just ride in cars and watch them get hung up in it ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]

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