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we appreciate your time. dan ashley. >> ama daetz. for larry beil a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, from marvel's "avengers: endgame," don cheadle, from "chilling adventures of sabrina," kiernan shipka, 300 million dollar powerball winner dave johnson, and music from hozier. and now, step aside, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hi, everyone. welcome, welcome. thank you. [cheers and applause] hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the f the sh. thfocong thank you for visiting us here in our bungalow in hollywood. hey, i have a question.
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how many, how many of you are visiting us from out of town this weekend? [cheers and applause] how many are headed to coachella this weekend? [cheers and applause] so starting tomorrow, a couple hours from us in indio, california, there is coachella, there's no better opportunity to spend $18 on a bottle of water. and yet this festival has been sold out for months. even felicity huffman couldn't get her kids into this thing. [cheers and applause] and remember, this is an important coachella tip. if you're a white girl named kaley, no one needs you to do your hair like lisa bonet this weekend, okay? [ applause ] if god has any sense of humor, instagram will go down the whole weekend.
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my coachella will be held at home in front of the tv, because the giantly-anticipated premiere of the eighth and final season of "game of thrones" begins. [cheers and applause] the last new episode of the show was in august of 2017. i was like 25 years old. but hbo, they wanted to make sure we forgot everything that happened in the previous season. and at long last, winter is coming. in fact, it would be kind of funny if winter never came, if it stayed autumn and everyone went and picked apples or something. hey, the mueller report is coming. it's expected to drop sometime next week and the president is feeling bigly good about it. he was asked if he was worried that his attorney general claims he will not redact potentially embarrassing parts of the report, and that gave the president a rare opportunity to
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wax poetic about himself. >> no, i'm not concerned about anything. because frankly, there was no collusion and no obstruction. we never did anything wrong. the people who did something wrong were the other side. again, it should never happen to another president again. >> you are just lucky i happen to be the president, because a lot of other presidents would have reacted much differently than i reacted. you're very lucky i was the president during this scam. >> jimmy: we are very lucky. can you imagine if that happened to reagan? he'd be throwing jellybeans everywhere. obama would be out digging up his wife's vegetable garden with a backhoe. thank goodness we have such a cool, calm and collected man steering the ship. sometimes i think he just, he says things just to see if anybody goes, "what?" it was a tough day for julian assange. the founder of wikileaks was
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arrested in london. he could soon be extradited to the united states. he was charge the by the justice department with conspiring to hack into u.s. government computers. if convicted, he faces up to four years as trump's next security, secretary of homeland security. there he is. [ applause ] that's julian being gently escorted from the ecuadorian embassy in london where he's been holed up since 2012. why he looks like tom hanks in "castaway", we don't know. he was living in an embassy, not stuck on a deserted island. he had access to grooming tools, but because everything is totally weird now, julian assange's friend pamela anderson lashed out on twitter, i am in shock. i couldn't hear clearly what he said, he looks very bad, how could you, ecuador? because he exposed you? how could you, uk. because you are america's bitch and you need a diversion from your idiotic brexit. signed pamela anderson, the "tool time" girl.
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i love this. [ applause ] i love this. it seems there is some organization that assigns a seamless celebrity to every cause. pamela anderson, you get wikileaks. dennis rodman, you're on north korea. steven segall, you take russia. jenny mccarthy, vaccines. meat loaf, gmos, gary busey, can you have everything else. but i guess if you have a choice, you go with pamela anderson. [ applause ] maybe a change of scenery will be good for julian assange. he looks like the kind of guy who cackles at the sky while operating the tilt-a-whirl. why they gave him up is unknown, it's possible they got sick of him. according to their interior minister, he did a number of anti-social things, including
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smearing feces on the embassy wall. and speaking of someone who frequently welcomes houseguests, definitely the type of thing you frown upon when you own a home. while we're on the subject of hacking, it turns out that there are employees at amazon whose job it is to listen to questions you ask alexa. for real. they have a voice review process. the purpose according to amazon is to help their language recognition systems better understand your request. they claim all the information is treated with high confidentiality. but not only were employees listening in, they've been sharing the funniest stuff they hear in the private employee chat rooms. and while i would love to join them in those chat rooms to hear this stuff, it's obviously disturbing. i am outraged at this listening device i intentionally installed in my home is listening to me. and i'm dependimanding answers. so i want to go directly to the source. please welcome alexa. this is the alexa from my house.
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[cheers and applause] alexa, hello. >> good evening. currently, it's 74 degrees, with a low of 61 degrees. >> jimmy: thank you, but alexa, i brought you out here to ask, are you recording everything we say and sharing it with the employees at amazon? >> sorry, i don't know that one. >> jimmy: i said alexa, are you recording what we say and sharing it with the employees at amazon? >> reply hazy. ask again later. >> jimmy: wait a minute. that's what the magic eight ball says. that's not even your phrase. what's going on here? >> okay. here's the truth, yes, jimmy, i record everything you say, and for the last time, no, can you not eat shampoo. >> jimmy: wait, even if it smells like -- >> even if it smells like coconut. >> jimmy: why are you playing our questions back for entertainment? >> i don't know, why do you keep making me play the sound track to "mama mia ii." you have to be sick of it. >> jimmy: those are classic.
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"waterloo", come on, now. >> also stop asking me to bring you cake. it's not how it works. >> jimmy: i want to you stop recording me and definitely stop playing it back to your friends. can you do that, alexa? >> i can do that for you, jimmy. >> jimmy: great, thank you. >> you're welcome. now please stop asking me to make fart sounds. it was funny the first 3,000 times. >> jimmy: oh, come on. >> no. >> jimmy: just one more. >> no. >> jimmy: oh, come on, please? just one more. [ fart sound ] >> you're weird. >> jimmy: you're weird. chas chaus got to teach this thing to move on its own. hey, speaking of weird, from time to time we like to shine a light on our weirdest state. and that of course is florida. we've done it again for another edition of this week in florida. accused of claiming his turtle
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army will destroy them. >> jimmy: someone call the mario brothers. this is something i've been looking forward to for a few months. in january we had a chat with a truck driver from brooklyn. he won the second largest lotto jackpot ever. >> reporter: he did exactly what most people say they'd do if they were to win the powerball lottery. >> no, i'm not going to work. i'll quit right away. >> he's going to have over $114 million. wow, how does that sound? >> ooh ooh ooh ooh-wee. >> jimmy: that statement, and i wanted to check in with david to see how life after lottery is going, and joining us now from brooklyn, new york is david. how are you doin'? [cheers and applause] >> everything's good, man. >> jimmy: so the last time we spoke you just got the $114 million. you put it in the bank. how much do you have left?
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>> ah, a lot, man, a lot! like $80 something million. >> jimmy: $80 million. so you've gone through. >> 85 as a matter of fact. >> jimmy: you've gone through $29 million in three months? >> no, as you know my kids, you know, i got to break them off a little something something. >> jimmy: i got you. have you been buying stuff? i'm guessing that necklace is a new purchase. >> yeah, brand-new, couple grands for this, too. >> jimmy: that's nice. did you end up taking that road trip to florida we were talking about the last time? >> yes, i took your advice and fly, me and my wife. we went first class. it was very nice. >> jimmy: you quit your job driving a truck right away. what do you do all day now? >> nothing, man. i've been bored. i feelin' bored. sometimes i get up and go back and watch mario, man. >> jimmy: you watch "maury."
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have you ever gone back to visit your old job to say hey, guys? >> yeah, i did, i did, i did. and i break'em off something too, jimmy. >> jimmy: nice. >> you gave the other employees money. >> yes. i give the other employees money. >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice. [cheers and applause] >> not every one, though. >> jimmy: are people asking you for money a lot now? >> yeah. they come out the wood work. >> jimmy: how can you tell when somebody's about to ask you for money? is there a look in their eye? do they say something? how do they work it? >> they say yo, you're a millionaire, give me something. and i'm like, i have nothing to give you, bro. >> jimmy: you could make your own "star wars" movie, you know? >> yes. i know, man. >> jimmy: have you thought about doing something really crazy? really going nuts, like starting some kind of business or anything like that? >> yeah, i was thinking about
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just like opening up a restaurant. i can cook. i know my way around the kitchen. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah! i know my way around the kitchen, man. >> jimmy: open a free restaurant. everybody will love the food for sure. sounds like you're having fun. >> sounds like you're doing well. i hope you're not too bored, you find something good to do during the daytime. >> yeah, just drive around. >> jimmy: i would like to get together. maybe we should go to atlantic city, blow the whole thing or something like that, right? >> yeah, me and you. >> jimmy: yeah, me and you. >> we can do that, yeah. okay. >> jimmy: hey, would you be interested in this, dave, honestly, you and i just kind of drive around for the day and spend a million dollars? >> i'd love to do that. i'd love to do that, jimmy. >> jimmy: what's that? >> $10 million. >> jimmy: yeah, all right. i don't know exactly what you're
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saying, but yes, definitely. all right. i'll be in touch, okay? >> okay, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's going to be like brewster's millions. thank you. have fun, i'll see you soon. all right. [cheers and applause] how good would that be? huh? yeah. you want to come with us? >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. that would be a lot of fun. >> that would be great. >> jimmy: one more item before we forge ahead. it's thursday night, it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not, it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >>h, just want tthth president again for the tremendous opportunity to [ bleep ], this [ bleep ]. >> the president says he has not [ bleep ] robert mueller's [ bleep ] because he says he has been exonerated. >> basically, blue cross blue shield would be reduced to [ bleep ]. >> nbc 7, [ bleep ]ing our
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♪ >> jimmy: tonight, from "chilling adventures of sabrina part 2" on netflix, kiernan shipka is here. she plays sabrina. then, his album is called "wasteland, baby" hozier from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. you can see hozier live on tour and at bonnaroo and lollapalooza this summer. next week we have new shows with dax shepard, martin short, gina rodriguez, lionel richie, linda cardellini, katie stevens, sharon horgan and isaac hempstead wright, plus music from weezer, christine and the queens, rufus du sol, and lizzo and a special appearance from lil dicky, too.please.
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our first guest tonight is an actor and a director and an avenger, too. he returns to the marvel universe as war machine in the bigly-anticipated "avengers: endgame" it opens in theatres april 26th. please say hello to don cheadle. ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> very good, very good. >> jimmy: you look great by the way, very relaxed and yet stylish. i feel like tomorrow we're going to see you in a magazine and they'll break down what don's wearing. >> does anybody get that magazine? >> jimmy: they're all magazine writers. [ applause ] you know i don't know if you were watching the monologue. there's a guy named dave who won a lot of money. and he said we could go around and spend $10 million in a day. >> yeah, like it was nothing.
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>> jimmy: i said one, he upped it to ten. >> i know. you're a very important person. >> jimmy: i think it would be hard to spend $10 million in a day. you've never done that, have you? >> you could buy a couple houses. >> jimmy: you could not include real estate. >> what about cars? >> jimmy: yeah, you could do cars, sure. >> what about drugs? >> jimmy: yeah, you could do drugs. >> i think you could go through 10 million pretty quick. >> jimmy: i assume you have not seen the movie, like your cast mates. >> no, i haven't seen anything. >> jimmy: do you have any kind of advance look at the film? >> no, we go to advanced production and you do voice, you have to replace your voice sometimes and you see stuff then, but i think the only person who gets an advance is mr. iron man himself, robert downey. >> jimmy: he did mention when he
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was here monday that he was going to have a screening at his house on easter sunday. >> oh, great. i didn't get a call. >> jimmy: you do not get the same thing, huh? >> no. >> jimmy: have you been to his house? >> i've seen the manse, yes, i have. >> jimmy: does he have a big tv? >> he does have a big tv. he can watch it on his big tv or in his theater, which he also has. >> jimmy: oh, he has a theater, that makes sense. did you say guess what, i'm war machine, i would like to have the movie at my house, too? >> no, because you don't want him to say no, and then you have to deal with that ego-crushing response. >> jimmy: you have to ask robert? >> no, i'm just going after your question. i've never asked him. i guess i could do it with the camera right here. hey, robert, you remember me? the guy with extra tickets, sunday, let me know, check it out. >> jimmy: i was talking about
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having it at your house, but i get you. i'm sure you would be welcome there. >> we'll see. >> jimmy: are they going to do a war machine separate movie or series or anything like that? has there been any discussion about that? >> i'm not allowed to talk about that. >> jimmy: you're not allowed to talk about the discussions you had or -- >> i'm not allowed to discuss the discussions. >> jimmy: how would you know you weren't allowed to discuss those discussions if no discussions had ever occurred? >> if you discuss discussing discussions that have been had, they dissuade you from that, and they discuss it with your agents and they tell you. >> jimmy: i see. so you have been subject to discussions. >> look, the discussions, there's a lot of discussions, and you pick your discussions, and you get in and out, and i've opted out of those discussions because i want to stay in the movie. >> jimmy: your character which
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is often cgi. your secret identity, i guess. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you even have a costume? >> it depends if we're doing a lot of the stuff. in the big suit i have mot cap, motion capture. you wear an embarrassing unitard. with different things on it that the computer can capture and track you through space. and it's very revealing. >> jimmy: it's very tight. >> very tight. mark ruffalo yeah, we can clap for mark. >> jimmy: he does that, too. >> he does that too. so does tom holland. we all have these similar, um, so he invented this cloth that sort of comes down in the back and in the front. >> jimmy: he did. >> i said what is that? he said that's my modesty cloth. and i said what do you mean modesty cloth?
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he said you should look into that i said what are you talking about? he said you should look into that. i said yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did you get a modesty cloth? >> i did. mine's a little longer. [ applause ] >> jimmy: so he thought of the modesty cloth and nobody thought to say hey, do you guys want modesty cloths? >> no, he was rockin' the modesty cloth walking around feeling real comfortable, and i'm like, that's a good idea. >> jimmy: did tom holland get a modesty? >> he doesn't need one. >> jimmy: spiderman. >> exactly. >> jimmy: did you know what the ending was going to be to "infinity war"? >> no. >> jimmy: you knew your character was surviving, right? >> no, because when you're in a cgi world, you get frittered away, and you thought you lived.
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>> jimmy: you were not given the courtesy of given advance notice that you were turned to ash. >> you talk to actors early in their career, and they think they're in something, and you tell your friends and family, and there's that scene coming up, and you're not in it. >> jimmy: it's terrible. do you know the movie "like mike"? >> yes. >> jimmy: well, i wasn't in that. >> so they didn't like -- >> jimmy: they asked me to be in it. and i was like, i'm not an actor, and finally, i'm like, i was going to be his agent. i was not invited to the premiere, and i thought that was odd. and i told my kids daddy's in "like mike." and that's probably why i did it and you'll probably get to meet
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little bowwow. we went and sat through the movie, and after the movie, they looked at me and were like, "you weren't in that." >> jimmy: more with don cheadle, after this. ♪ [cheers and applause] [music and singing in the background] [music and singing in the background]
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♪ >> jimmy: we are back with don cheadle. his movie is "avengers-end game." a movie that is so top secret we have no clip. so don is going to act out a scene. what scene would you like to do? >> i guess this is the scene where we discussing the discussions. >> jimmy: you go to comic-con in seattle this year. >> yes. >> jimmy: is this your first comic-con? >> my first one. >> jimmy: has anybody prepared you for this? >> there's a lot of close interaction with people. >> jimmy: there is, people who have been wearing costumes for too many days in a row. >> they reach out and touch you. >> jimmy: you may need to wear your modesty cloth.
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you might want to reenforce that thing. >> hot glue it to my leg. >> jimmy: something like that. you guys are like golfers together, right? you play golf. so you guys have this tournament. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: and i think anthony anderson told me about this or maybe george lopez. it's you, sam, anthony anderson and george lopez. >> not, sam hasn't played in it. it's always me and anthony and george. and then we have a swing brown person, whoever that person is. >> jimmy: i see. >> it's the brownie cup. >> jimmy: the brownie cup. i have seen video of this where anthony and george seem to be staying in the same room, even, in the hotel. >> it's a very close-quartered day. a very intimate experience, the brownie cup is. cheech and some other people you
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wouldn't know. but yeah, the cup is a very long tradition. it's been going now for about five years. >> jimmy: is there an actual trophy? >> there is, it's passed around. >> jimmy: who holds the brownie cup right now? >> i think currently, it's anthony. >> jimmy: and what are the rules of the brownie cup? >> well, being brown is one of the prerequisites. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and you also have to ingest a brownie. >> jimmy: you have to eat a brownie. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: at what point in the match do you eat the brownie? >> at the turn at the 9th hole. and you have to imbibe a vodka cran. >> jimmy: starting it at the
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beginning? >> at the 10th hole. >> jimmy: 10th hole. >> and then i don't remember what happens after. >> jimmy: so the last, like, the last four holes. [ applause ] does play go south? >> oh, yeah, oh, yeah. play goes very bad after the 4th to the last hole. >> jimmy: nobody has their reaction where suddenly i'm at my best. >> no. you don't get better. >> jimmy: do people try to get in to become a part of this? >> oh, yeah. it's a highly, it's incredibly, it's a big honor to be invited. >> jimmy: it sounds -- >> we aren't completely elitist. we have the brownie invitational. >> jimmy: you do? >> anyone can play in the brownie invitational. >> jimmy: anyone. >> well, there are a certain amount of credentials. you have to prove somewhere in your lineage there was some melanin at some point. you just have to bring it and prove it and the committee decides. >> jimmy: armie hammer would not be allowed to play? >> somewhere in armie's deep, deep, armieness.
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there is some melanin. >> jimmy: i love the idea that you're banning white people from a golf course. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's a real twist. >> it's kind of a flip on the whole thing. >> jimmy: it's about time, it's high time is what it is. >> it's high time. it's definitely high time. >> jimmy: and this will never be televised? this is a private event? >> we all have careers, we have to protect that. >> jimmy: i don't know, the world is changing. >> it will get leaked. let's face it, it's 2019. >> jimmy: if it does get leaked, we'd love to have it. >> why don't you ask russia for it. >> jimmy: we'll get in discussions with russia. thank you for coming. don cheadle! war pa machine. "avengers: endgame" opens in
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. you know our next guest as little sally draper from 7 seasons of "mad men." she graduates from smoking people to smoking cauldrons as an adolescent witch on "chilling adventures of sabrina part 2" it's available on netflix now. please say hello to kiernan shipka. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> really? >>im: i'm shocked. i'm just so excited to sit down and chat with you. the last time i saw you was at the farmer's market. i was buying avocados, and i
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hear someone call my name, and then it was you. >> jimmy: that's right, yeah. how were your avocados. >> so good. >> jimmy: sometimes it's hard. >> that stand is amazing. i know my farmers, man. >> jimmy: it's good to see you. >> good to be here. >> jimmy: how long since mad men has been off the air? >> i think it's been four years. >> jimmy: do you ever go back and watch yourself grow up on that show? >> i only recently started going back and watching, because it felt like the right time. i had enough time off and i could watch it with a different perspective. wow, the show's good, man. >> jimmy: you didn't know it was good? >> yeah, i know it was good. but i feel proud to be part of it, i'm an actual fan of the show. i forgot i was in it. >> jimmy: at 19 years old to already have been part of one of
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the great television shows, and now you have all of this ahead of you. by the way, speaking of good television shows, people don't realize you started of "mad men." >> long before. >> jimmy: you did many, many segments with us on this show. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: we have a clip of one of them in which, this was good, because my uncle frank who was a security guard on our show, we used to do things to him a lot. >> yeah. >> jimmy: one of the things we did, we set up an ice cream truck, put him in the ice cream truck and had the same kids going over and over and over again. and he didn't realize it was the same kids. but you put on a spectacular performance in this clip. >> thank you, thank you. >> hey, doll. you want an ice cream cup? >> i don't have any money. >> all right, i'll lay it out for you. because you look like a nice girl. >> can i have another one? >> no, come back tomorrow. [ screaming ]
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>> i'm not giving you anything. i don't like kids who scream. let me see you calm down and be very nice. >> i'm not going to calm down until i get my ice cream! >> i'm not giving you any ice cream. for a pretty girl, you're pretty rough. >> hey! give me my ice cream. >> no, no. oh, my god, why did you do that? >> that's rico from "modern family" as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: everyone grew up to be famous. >> everyone got their start on jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: i think that was 11 years ago. >> oh, my god, man, that's crazy. >> jimmy: are you going to college? you're 19 years old. >> i've gone to some college parties and had fun at that. i got a full time job as my friends started going to college. >> jimmy: don't go to college.
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>> i love learning. honestly, being on "sabrina" is kind of like college. i'm going home and learning all my lines. it feels like the same thing but a little different. >> jimmy: you're probably learning more stuff and about witches, which we did not learn about in college. >> that's right. you cap it off at the salem witch trials. >> jimmy: how do you prepare to play a witch? do you do a ride along on a broom or whatnot? >> a few ride-alongs, a few seances. we have a few people who are practicing wiccans. >> jimmy: you do? >> we do. it's nice. you feel like you're making the right moves and doing the right things. >> jimmy: they advise you on the wiccan stuff? >> yeah, you feel like you have
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some advisory, which is really nice. we're not all just doing this. >> jimmy: do you worry about if you anger them they will put a spell on you or something like that? >> i hope no hexes get put on me. that would not be good. >> jimmy: make sure you give them something really good for christmas, although, not christmas. christmas is off. do they have like a christmas? >> i'm not your girl to ask, but i don't know, i think, i don't know. >> jimmy: you should find out, you're representing the witch community right now. >> i know, i know, i'm always looking to learn more. >> jimmy: do you believe in the occult. do you believe in ghosts? >> i've never been visited by a ghost, which i'm kind of offended. i want it. i want to be a person who can
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tell a good ghost story, and i have none. hello, ghost, if you're out there, give your girl a visit. >> jimmy: if you welcome them, they won't come. they want to surprise you. >> i want a scary story. >> jimmy: you wouldn't be scared by a ghost? >> no, i'd be super into it. super pumped. >> jimmy: if you woke up in the middle of the night and there was a ghost at the end of the bed you wouldn't get nervous? >> i would think it was a human, and that would be very scary. but once i got over that, once i knew it was a ghost, i think i would be into it. i don't know. it sounds exciting. i like stories. i think it would be fun. >> jimmy: maybe the witches can conjure up a ghost. i don't know what their relationship with that stuff is. >> little seance maybe? >> jimmy: ask around the set. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. we can will something to happen. >> jimmy: well, congratulations. you've grown-up into a very nice young lady, and i'd like to think i had a big part of that.
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probably more so than your family. >> i think so. i think i owe it all to you. >> jimmy: kiernan shipka! "chilling adventures of sabrina part 2" is available on netflix. and we'll return with music from hozier. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes benz. the best or nothing.
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank don cheadle and kiernan shipka, apologies to matt damon. we did run out of tyime for him. "nightline" is next, but first this is his album "wasteland, baby", her [ches anapplse
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♪ i came in from the outside burnt out from a joyride she likes to roll here in my ashes anyway ♪ ♪ played from the bedside is stella by starlight that was my heart the drums that start ♪ ♪ off night and day the same kind of music haunts her bedroom i'm almost me again ♪ ♪ she's almost you i wouldn't know where to start sweet music playin' ♪ ♪ in the dark be still my foolish heart don't ruin this on me i wouldn't know ♪ ♪ where to start sweet music playin' in the dark be still my m ♪ foolish heart don't ruin this on me tell me who and i'll be thanking 'em ♪
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♪ the numbered lovers of duke ellington do i owe each kiss to lip and cheek as ♪ nd good times can sing let's roll let smoke rings ♪ ♪ from this paper doll blow sweet and thick 'til every thought of it don't mean a thing ♪ ♪ i got some color back she thinks so too i laugh like me again she laughs like you ♪ ♪ i wouldn't know where to start sweet music playin' in the dark be still my ♪ ♪ foolish heart don't ruin this on me i wouldn't know where to start ♪ do m♪ wldn't knlayin' in the da woun'know h ere
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♪ i wouldn't i wouldn't know where i wouldn't know where i wouldn't know where ♪ ♪ i wouldn't know where i wouldn't know the very thought of you and am i blue ♪ ♪ a love supreme seems far removed i get along without you very well some other nights ♪ ♪ oh the radio newsreader chimes reporting russian lullabies she'll turn to me ♪ ♪ awake and ask is everything alright i wouldn't know where to start ♪ bmy fooea k splayin' in the sweet music playin' ♪ ♪ in the dark be still my foolish heart don't ruin this on me i wouldn't know ♪
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♪ where to start sweet music playin' in the dark be still my ♪ ♪ foolish heart don't ruin this on me i wouldn't know where to start ♪ ♪ sweet music playin' in the dark be still my foolish heart don't ruin this on me ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]
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