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we are -- thank you. we're near the end of a long month -- i appreciate that. and maybe, i don't know. maybe you'll be interested in this. they did a, there was a new survey. according to the survey, last year in 2018, americans made almost $40 billion worth of purchases while drunk. more than a quarter of american adults, about 53 million people said they bought things while under the influence, which could explain the popularity of uggs. [ laughter ] but this is especially interesting. 11% of intoxicated shoppers said they bought cars. [ laughter ] how do you, what do you think you ordered a uber, instead you leased a mid-sized suv? 12% of shoppers bought pets while drunk. that's drunk. if you ever wake up and say where the hell did all these gerbils come from, you probably need to get help. speaking of under the influence.

we have a heck of a show tonight. matthew mcconaughey and snoop dogg are with us. [ cheers and applause ] that announcement was more for them than it was for you. i just wanted to make sure they were aware of where they were. i heard snoop tried to get you to go in his room. >> guillermo: yeah, i say no this time. >> jimmy: how come you said no this time? >> guillermo: i had a busy day today, i'm tired. >> jimmy: oh, you're tired. that's right. you did have a busy day. but justin turner from the dodgers is here, hopefully. [ cheers and applause ] hopefully he doesn't have any drug tests coming up. and also tonight we have a special group tonight of officials from the hypothetical gonzaga university. so last week, i blew the lid off this whole gonzaga is a real place myth that's been spread by the ncaa and cbs in order to boost their basketball tournament. the team is in anaheim to play in the sweet 16 tomorrow. and in our audience tonight we s

mark livingston from gonzaga radio and joshua cox, the director of fundraising for gonzaga, the athletics, the athletic supporter ezekiel brown, play by play radio announcer thomas hudson. and the easter bunny, spiderman. the tooth fairy and other imaginary characters are here with us tonight. so thanks for coming. appreciate the effort. i'm still not buying it. let me ask you this. if gonzaga is so real, why does it sound so fake? >> mark livingston has the answer for that. >> jimmy: what is the answer to that? >> we're from spokane, we think you're fake, matt damon's fake, everything in hollywood is fake. >> jimmy: you're right on one of these two things. they brought me a gift. look what they brought me. this is interesting, a bag with nothing in it. isn't that right on the nose. you should change your mascot from the bulldogs to the

catfish. [ laughter ] thanks for taking time away from whatever the hell it is that you do to be here tonight. i'm not the only one who doubts gonzaga by the way. even some of their alleged students are starting to publicly question their school. >> there's no end in sight for the gonzaga controversy stirred up by jimmy kimmel. >> it's super cool, jimmy kimmel's talking about us. then i was like, wait. we do exist. we're real. >> he's very good at denying this. >> so good, in fact, some gu students are starting to question themselves. >> i don't know if this school is real either, i'm starting to get suspicious. >> jimmy: yes, young man. open your eyes. run as far as you can. be not afraid, francisco. we will protect you. i sent guillermo to anaheim to interrogate the players and coach, and we will have the full results of his investigation on the show tomorrow. speaking of investigations, our president is still so excited about not being a traitor.

he is said to be feeling so exuberant after the mueller report, he's even thinking about going to the white house correspondents' dinner next month. he skipped the event the last two years because his skin is thinner than bethenny frankel. [ laughter ] but there's no comedian hosting this year so it's a little safer for him to go, even though he'll be surrounded by journalists, who he then called the enemy of the people and the real opposition party. he's really into the second amendment, not so much the first. but his hatred for the press is equalled only by his love for himself. on twitter he wrote the fake news media has lost credibility with its corrupt coverage of the illegal democrat witch hunt of your all-time favorite duly elected president, me. i'd be willing to bet all the fried chicken he doesn't know what "duly" means. [ laughter ] never mind a president, can you imagine any person other than donald trump calling themselves your favorite duly elected president me. there are only two people i can imagine doing it, conor mcgregor and kanye west.

that's who's running our government. kanye mcgregor is our president right now. donald trump saying he's the all-time favorite president? it's like j.c. shaze saying he's everyone's favorite member of 'n sync. we talk about how horrible this guy and all the people he hired are. but this is almost inconceivable. but the trump administration in the middle of what he calls the greatest economy of all time has decided to stop funding the special olympics. yes. he works here and he can't believe it. [ laughter ] the cuts are the work of betsy devos, the secretary of education who thinks school is a waste of money. she appeared before a congressional subcommittee yesterday. they asked her why they decided to nix all $18 million in federal funding for the special olympics. she said it was a difficult choice. got for betsy. those special olympians have had it too good for too long, what with their javelins and shorts. can you imagine?

whose problem with america was helping the disabled too much? it's like she's auditioning for the plot in jordan peele's next horror movie. [ laughter ] in fairness to the trump administration, they aren't just focused on punishing special olympians. trump unleashed another attack on obamacare to make sure no one ever gets help from anyone ever again. >> obamacare is a disaster. it's too expensive by far. people can't afford it. and the deductible is horrible. so the premiums cost too much. the deductible is horrible. the only difference between now and the other administration is that we're administering obamacare very well. so we've made it better, but it's still horrible. no good. it's something that we can't live with in this country. >> jimmy: that's the trump promise. we can't live with obamacare, but by god we're going to die with trumpcare if that's the last thing we do. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the important thing is we do

have money. we have plenty of funding for the space force. poor mike pence got sent to huntsville to talk at a meeting of the national space council where he announced they were going to send men to the moon within the next five years. can you imagine that, a man on the moon? wouldn't that be something? mike pence has really embraced his role as chief promoter of the non-existent space force, and his plan is to boldly go where no vice president has gone before. >> space pence, fighting gays in outer space. exploring the stars for the heterorace. it's time for "space pence." [ siren ] >> commander pence, the space feminists have surrounded us. >> they want access to our ship and birth control. how should we respond? >> we will meet them head on. >> roger that. >> if they get that shipment, that could lead to activities that -- >> that could allow them to

maneuver satellites into close proximity of ours. >> what are we going to do? >> strengthen our missile defense. >> strengthening missile defense. >> they're protesting, sir. >> what are your orders, commander pence? >> jam, blind and disable our navigation and communication satellites. >> disabling communication satellites. >> jam blind. >> we must have american dominance in space. >> ready to fire. [ laughter ] >> ah! oh, we did it! we did it! >> he did it. >> america has remained the best in space. >> best in space! best in space! best in space!

best in space! best in space! "space pence"! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, your move, jj abrahams. we are taking our show on the road. we're going to las vegas next week. and we have a star-studded lineup, tiffany haddish. james taylor. kevin hart, seth rogen, celine dion. the kardashian sisters, a lot of stuff. vegas is my hometown. we wanted to get the town ready for us. we sent cousin sal. gave him a fake moustache and sent him to work security at a golden knights hockey game to puck around with unsuspecting fans and this is how that went. >> quiet please, quiet please. well, sir? do you want to come with me? >> i guess. >> yeah. walk through. that's all right. it will take a second.

sunglasses off for a second. all right. mind if i feel your arms? pretty strong. >> good? >> yeah, that's good. that will be $15. >> why do you need $15? >> it's secondary expedited service. i got you through faster. >> what if i don't want to spend $15? >> i asked if you wanted to come with me. you said yes. >> you didn't ask if i wanted to spend $15. >> sir, come through real quick. come through real quick. okay, now it's $30 since you came through twice. >> i'm not playing that. >> sir, i'm sorry, come through. just come through. that's $45. >> [ bleep ]. >> you want to go for $60? everybody, should he go for $60? as you know, a lot of fights happen in the stadium. the most dangerous weapon is? >> knife? >> nope. >> fist? >> nope. fingernails. >> fingernails? >> yep, let's take a look.

okay, let me get that one. >> not much to trim off there. >> you'd be surprised. see how that one's hanging there? you're wearing sandals to a hockey game. is that a canadian thing? >> sandals? yeah. >> yeah, good. all right. okay. these check out. all right. i think they're all in order. i'll put them in your pocket. all right. free to go. [ siren ] >> sir, it's about your shirt. what does it say on the back? >> god bless the united states. >> god bless the united states. we've been having so many problems in the stands and this is winnipeg coming to play. we feel this is going to start a fight. >> i'm ticket holder. a problem with god bless america -- >> no, the problem is winnipeg coming. they're going to see it as a threat. >> what are you talkin' about?

we love the canadians around here. >> of course we do. of course we do. i just have to give you another shirt to wear. >> i'm not -- no, no, no. >> as an american, i'm trying to explain it to you. >> why are you telling me i can't wear this jersey. >> no, i'm not saying that i'm saying you're not allowed to wear that jersey. >> what do you want to do to me? >> nothing. are you going to sing the anthem? >> my wife sings the anthem. >> she sings for you? she's the singer in the -- >> what are you talking about? who are you? i don't get up and sing the anthem. i stand for the anthem. i salute the anthem. i'm a veteran. i salute the anthem. i'm not taking this jersey off. >> you understand my position, right? >> no, i don't at all. >> oh. i was hoping you'd explain it to me. sir, i love this country. >> i don't care. i'm not taking this shirt off. i've been wearing this jersey two years. >> all right. >> you can understand. >> come on. >> it doesn't make sense. >> all right, all right. [ bleep ]ing canadians, right? >> yes. [ beep ]

[ sniffing ] >> all right, you're fresh and clean. have a good game. >> can i get my stuff? >> no, it's all mine now. >> okay. >> go ahead. [ beep ] >> mind if i check your mouth? what do you like about the knights? >> everything. >> who's your favorite player? >> carlton. >> who? >> carlton. >> i can't understand you. who? >> carlson. >> who? >> karlsson. >> that's good. that checks out. all right.

go ahead and lose the pants. >> take my pants off? >> yeah. >> there you go. dude, i'm kidding. get the [ bleep ] out of here. what's the matter with you? say hello to jimmy kimmel live, you pervert. take a couple tickets to the shoerks april 1st to april 5th right here in vegas. make sure you put your pants on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cousin sal. see you monday inning me gas. tonight on the show -- music from durand jones and the indications. from the dodgers, justin turner is here. and we'll be right back with matthew mcconaughey and snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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angeles dodgers, justin turner is here. [ cheers and applause ] then, the album is called "american love call." durand jones and the indications from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, colin farrell, marsay martin, and billie eilish will be with us. so please join us then. our first guests tonight have one oscar, 7 platinum-selling albums 7 kids and a brother named rooster between them. they play moondog and ray in the new movie "the beach bum." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome matthew mcconaughey and snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: look at this. i feel like it was inevitable that you guys work together on something, right? >> about time, right? >> jimmy: when did you meet? how did this all get started? you don't remember? do you remember, snoop? >> nah, i don't, man, and i don't want to remember. >> well, i mean, it's magic, jimmy. it's magic, but i think certain people in life are meant for each other. i think me and matthew are meant for each other. >> jimmy: i agree. it's like bongs and bongos came together. [ laughter ] >> one plus one equals one. >> all the time. >> jimmy: by the way, i saw the movie, and i really enjoyed it. i have no idea what was happening in it, but i thoroughly enjoyed it. [ laughter ] it really made me wish i was in the movie rather than watching the movie. how would you describe this film to others? >> the beach bum. >> jimmy: yeah. >> if you come to it with your morals on your sleeve, your arm will get burned. [ laughter ]

it's -- it's like -- great hedonism. moon dog plays like an alcoholic who never has a hangover. and he's in perpetual poet who's never without a rhyme. it is -- take the reins off, bring your funnybone, get ready to laugh your ass off. >> jimmy: a lot of funny stuff in the movie. you play moon dog. were you supposed to play snoop dogg originally? >> right, but i changed that. i'm lingerie in the movie. [ laughter ] >> and the way i heard it was snoop was not even going to sign up until he could share some script notes with the director, right? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so finally, the director's like, i don't know if snoop's going to be in, he's got script

notes. i got on the phone call. and he said i had an epiphany. last night at 4:30. my character's not snoop, my character's name is ray -- short for -- lingerie! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a great name. and if i had to distill your genius down to one moment, i think that would be it. [ laughter ] how did, that just came to you, huh? >> first of all, it was an honor to get the call from the director, he's a great director. then he was telling me matthew was a star. i was like, i always wanted to work with him. so once i seen the script and i was like, let me just add a little bit to it. i didn't want it to be fake. i wanted it to be believable. i felt if i was to act more like myself, i could bring more to the table. >> jimmy: and ray for lingerie is one of the great names in movie history. [ laughter ] i mean, let's be honest. >> because he's smooth as silk, baby. >> jimmy: was moon dog based on any of the characters in your life that you know of? >> yeah, moon dog was a big stew

of a bunch of cats i've met on the way. >> jimmy: like who? >> there's one guy down in nevis down in the islands off of florida named captain steve. a big looking -- captain steve's 6'3", blond hair, a little of that perpetual saliva in the creases of your mouth here. i met him. he was a bit of a smuggler, man. he had a wife irene, a daughter named pearl. i asked him one night on their boat while we were trying to figure out what does basil not go with? we couldn't figure out what basil doesn't go with. it goes with everything. >> jimmy: are you talking about the herb, basil? >> yeah. it goes with everything. we were in that kind of conversation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i understand. an herb-themed conversation. >> the conversation on a boat on the ocean. i said how did you meet irene, man? they've been married 27 years. he goes oh, man i was working on an oil rig. down off the coast of florida.

on the weekends we'd come in. i went to a little dancer bar with some ladies. in the back corner there's a set of legs in the best stockings i'd ever seen in my life. and i'd go there every night and stare at her legs and i'd say can i take you out to lunch on my boat? and she'd say no way, man. so eight weekends went by, every weekend i went and i'd ask her, would she come to lunch. on my boat. finally, she said yeah. i got her on my boat. it was a sunday afternoon at noon. had some lunch. i said, you mindfy pull out in the bay? she said no, sure. i pulled out in the bay, and i kept [ bleep ] going, man. [ laughter ] sailed around the world, man. she scratched my eyes out and beat me for two months and we finally got married around spain and here we are happily married for 27 years. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] captain steve! >> captain steve! >> jimmy: that's not a love story. that's an abduction by sea. >> very moon dog.

he was that. moon dog's a cat from like a folk poet from a bob dylan song. a bit of a guy i met who had done acid for the first time when he was 40. and was previously put in hospitals because he was mentally not right. he said yeah, man, i finally got turned on to acid when i was 40. it was like all the tentacles in my brain that were disconnected, they all connected and the whole world made sense, never went to the doctor again. that's moon dog. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. that's solid. you don't know any characters like this, do you, snoop? >> oh, i got a couple homies like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. snoop, you base this character on yourself, didn't you. >> well, sorta kinda like. >> jimmy: i heard, snoop, you're working on a movie about yourself, is that true? >> for real? >> jimmy: yeah, i heard you're working on a biopic, is that true? >> could be, could be maybe. >> jimmy: would you consider

matthew to play the role of snoop dogg? [ laughter ] >> we can't change the name, though. >> jimmy: that's right, you'd have to go both ways. we have to take a break. when we come back we'll see a clip from the movie "beach bum." matthew mcconaughey and snoop dogg. ! at your fingertips. ♪ download doordash. first order, $0 delivery fee.

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[ bleep ]. welcome. this is mary japan. this only grows in a nice little pond in jamaica. it's a pink florescent moss >> pink fluorescent? >> mm, mm, mm. >> jimmy: that wasn't even from the movie. we imagine that happened. matthew mcconaughey and snoop dogg in "the beach bum" which opens in theaters on friday. did you guys have a wrap party? or is it a wrap party, the whole thing?

>> i think the movie was a party. >> the movie was a wrap party. >> jimm >> because when i first got to the set they had a bunch of fake blunts and joints rolled up. >> jimmy: no. no. >> who is that for? that's not for me. [ laughter ] >> that was supposed to be for me, but carry on, sir. >> but you, gentleman, i like the way you tell the story. you tell on me. >> so the first scene that we and i shot together. i'm supposed to show up. moon dog goes to lingerie's place, lingerie's going to turn him on to the magic weed. right? i show that up night. i talk to the prop guy on the set and i said, look, i got my prop joints, which are oregano. i talk to snoop, these are my prop joints, oregano. i know i'm going to be pulling. and he said, yeah. yeah. i got that. so all of a sudden we go, do the scene, and it's about an eight-minute take. a long take if you're passing a joint back and forth and you're

smoking hardcore to the heels. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> so the scene goes on. right after the scene i feel like, man, i'm not sure that was a prop. and snoop goes, yo, moon dog, that wasn't prop weed. that was snoop weed. [ laughter ] ooh, i said okay, man. i said, buckle up. because here we go. this is the first take of the night. i didn't say another word of english really. [ laughter ] he said i rapped a lot. >> you rapped for 13 hours straight. [ laughter ] >> i asked him. it was one of those highs where i didn't catch my breath until 5:30 p.m. the next day. and i came back and asked you, i said i'm a little hazy on last night and how'd it go, and what did i tell you? he said, you was great, moon dog, you hit four in the park home runs. [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jimmy buffett is in the movie. >> oh, the great jimmy buffett is in the movie. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i want to ask. are you familiar with jimmy buffett's work? >> i'm a jimmy buffett fan, man. me and jimmy have the greatest time in the world. when we got on the set, we had so much in common. we had a hell of a scene we got in there with me and him and jimmy in the shakuzzi. you understand me? we chopping up game in the shakuzzi. it's so flavorful. it's not even scripted. it's just so natural. you get the vibe of jimmy and snoop dogg being together before. it was beautiful. >> jimmy: i can definitely see that. >> jimmy: do you know jimmy buffett's music? >> why you ask me [ bleep ] like that. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: it's bigger than the music. what were you rapping for snoop? >> you got to ask him. i don't remember. >> jimmy: is it something you could lay some tracks down? >> we made about seven songs that was for real, right? he was so high like for the whole rest of the movie we kept touching back on those songs. we would be chillin' and he would be bringing this song up and this song up. and i was like, cool. we got the groove, everything is beautiful. but at the same time, he didn't do none of the lines from the movie the first night. [ laughter ] >> no. >> so i was just in there just ad libbing, [ bleep ], you know, i guess. this is what it's supposed to be. >> jimmy: in fairness to matthew, he did ask for the oregano. and they did not pass the oregano. >> all rhyme, no reason. >> jimmy: the movie's a lot of fun. sounds like you had a lot of fun making it. it's called "the beach bum." it opens in theaters on friday. matthew mcconaughey and snoop dogg! we'll be right back with justin turner.

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come, music from duran jones and the indications. "the l.a. times" dubbed our next guest the "heart and soul of the dodgers." he is the beard of the dodgers too. opening day is tomorrow. but he is here with us tonight. from the los angeles dodgers, please welcome, justin turner. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? i have to say, it's weird to see you in regular clothes. >> it's weird to be in regular clothes. i didn't know how to do my hair today. i thought i was going to be wearing a hat. >> jimmy: whatever you did, you nailed it. >> thanks for lying to me. >> jimmy: did you meet snoop and matthew mcconaughey? >> i did, i did. >> jimmy: do you get drug tested for marijuana? [ laughter ] >> fortunately, we do not get drug tested for marijuana, so i got to spend as much time with snoop as i wanted. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think your beard might pick some of it up. >> yeah, it's still in there.

>> jimmy: we were partners in clayton kershaw's charity ping-pong tournament. we played on the same team together. we did not win. >> no. no. >> jimmy: i think i may have been the weak link on our team. >> no, i think you carried us. >> jimmy: we won two rounds. right? >> we lost in the third round to tyler tafoley from the kings. and scott alexander. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> you made some canadian joke. i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, probably that seems right. first of all, are you excited about the new season? >> yeah, we like the team that we have. we had a great spring training. a couple guys are on the mend, clayton himself. rich hill. >> jimmy: how's clayton doing right now? >> he's great. he's doing great. he threw bull pens. he has three innings on saturday. one rehab start after that. hopefully he'll join up with us maybe in st. louis. >> jimmy: he is such a nice guy. is he always a nice guy? or does he get ornery? >> these a tale of two claytons. there's clayton the day he

pitches, which you completely stay out of his way. don't talk to him, don't make eye contact with him, don't sit on his table in the training room. you let him do his thing. he's one of the most intense guys you'll meet in your life. then there's the other four days. he's the biggest clown on the team. he's one of those -- wearing goofy flip-up glasses in the dugout even though it's a night game, chewing bubble gum. has a baseball in the dugout, and he tries to bounce the ball off the wall and hit our trainers and, who don't wear cups. >> jimmy: i see, yeah. [ laughter ] >> it's really the tale of two claytons. >> jimmy: do you ever say to him, hey, we have to play every day, we can't just be serious one day and goof around the rest? >> no. it's great. we love it. he keeps guys loose. he keeps guys going. he's not just clowning around. he's locked in. he's paying attention to the game. >> jimmy: your beard has become your trademark. did you ever imagine it would become such a big thing?

>> no. i played in two minor league organizations where we had to shaferry day. when i got called up for the mets permanently, that was the last time i put a razor to my face. >> jimmy: that was the last time? >> yeah, i haven't shaved since. i've trimmed it but not taken a mach 3 or anything to it. >> jimmy: what's the rule, once the season starts you don't touch it? >> just let it go. i trim it up a little bit. try to coach it and make sure it's going in the right direction. >> jimmy: make sure there aren't any owls living in there? [ laughter ] >> keep the critters out. >> jimmy: i love seeing the kids in the stadium wearing the fake beards. do you get a cut of the beards? [ laughter ] >> i don't. but i've been seeing them everywhere. >> jimmy: you should be getting money for these beards. this is your beard that they're duplicating. >> to be fair, that might have been on halloween. >> jimmy: this is one of the city councilmen. this is not actually technically wearing a beard but it does have a she similar beard. and i have to say, now, when i watch "game of thrones," i think of you. [ cheers and applause ]

i do. >> that's probably the most popular tweet i get. >> jimmy: right yeah, because it's a close resemblance. who was your favorite player growing up? >> i actually followed college baseball more than professional baseball. >> jimmy: really. >> so i bat buoyed for guys and looked up to them. it was pretty cool. when i made to it the major leagues they were still playing in the major leagues. >> jimmy: did they remember you? >> oh yeah. the first thing they said, i feel old, you used to bat boy for me. now we're playing on the same field. >> jimmy: you guys were in the world series the last two years in a row. were you happy for the red sox when they won? >> absolutely not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i wasn't happy for them either, i have to say, i shared that sentiment. do you think about it? >> yeah, i think it's something you probably never forget. you're so close to accomplishing your goal that you worked the whole year for. and to do it back to back and

lose the world series is brutal. >> jimmy: do you think if you win you'll forget it, be able to put it out of your mind? >> no. i think it would be special to bring a championship back to the people in l.a. all the people there deserve it. [ cheers and applause ] it's been way too long. but i don't think it's -- it's probably something i'll never forget. >> jimmy: interesting. that's very sick. >> it's sick. >> jimmy: do you get therapy? do you go to a psychiatrist? >> no. i actually got quoted in a newspaper saying i was going psychotic. thinking about it. which was a misquote. >> jimmy: you were not going psychotic? >> i won't mention -- call out his name. >> jimmy: every player has his own special song that plays over the p.a. system. when he comes up to bat. do you get to pick your song? >> we do. we do get to pick. >> jimmy: you had ed sheeran's song. >> "shape of you." >> jimmy: is that because the -- >> yeah, he's a ginger. >> jimmy: redhead, yeah. >> we have to stick together. actually worked out great. he came and did a concert in the staples center, and i had no idea he was playing. and he came out in a justin

turner jersey, did his encore, played "shape of you." that was really cool. >> jimmy: nice. he scratches your back, you scratch -- >> >> i grew a beard. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: will you stick with that? go with a new song this year? what is your plan? >> we have a new song this year. it's unreleased. a friend of mine, brad paisley reached out last week and said he wrote a song and he wants me to use it as my walk-on. >> jimmy: have you heard it? >> i have heard it. >> jimmy: is it appropriate for a baseball stadium? >> it's great. it's about baseball. it's about growing up and living your dream. wanting to be covered in gatorade. that's name of the song. "covered in gatorade." >> jimmy: covered in gatorade. are you sure brad's not getting a cut from the gader raid people? >> he might be, might be. >> jimmy: he's duped you into using this. that will be interesting. i would go -- you know, "the "game of thrones"" theme would be good, "the baby shark" song or something like that. >> we'll leave that one to key kay. >> jimmy: i was at the world series on that fateful game five.

i believe it was. i was at dodger stadium. and i think i know what the problem is, and i don't think it's the team. i don't think it has anything to do with the team, management, coaches, any of that stuff. the problem is, go to get a hot dog at dodger stadium. and they have some things available to top them with, but one of them is honey mustard. now this is not an appropriate topping for a hot dog. and nothing against honey mustard. it's fine for chicken mcnuggets or something like that. >> chick-fil-a. >> jimmy: yeah. you got to tell them to get rid of this and get real mustard there. >> i didn't even know they had that. >> jimmy: yeah, right, this is the kind of thing that screws up a team, potentially for years. >> so what's the ideal hot dog, just mustard? >> jimmy: baldwin's mustard. a brown-style german mustard. >> a german mustard. >> jimmy: german mustard. not honey mustard. >> what about catsup. >> jimmy: oh my god, that's it, the interview's over.

no. catsup's for children. you're man. you're hairy. well, i wish you a lot of luck. you're terrific player. it's a lot of fun to watch you play. thanks for coming. have a great season. hope to see you in the world series again. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: justin turner! the dodgers open against the diamondbacks tomorrow at 4:00 p.m. eastern. we'll be right back with duran jones and the indications. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes benz. the best or nothing.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank matthew mcconaughey, snoop dogg, and justin turner. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, their album is called "american love call" here with the song "don't you know" durand jones & the indications! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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