>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- diane keaton. from "salt fat acid heat," chef samin nosrat. and music from yg featuring tyga & jon z. and now, stay there, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi, everyone. >> jimmy: hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for joining us on a monday evening. i appreciate that.

i know a lot of our audience are visitors and whatnot. but how many of you watched "game of thrones" last night? [ cheers and applause ] i had to be careful because i was only able to see part of it. my wife and i had to stop halfway because our son woke up and started screaming like a white walker full of dragon glass. i was like, you got to go to sleep, the show's on. he's like, elmo, cookie, elmo, cookie? i don't know if anyone else feels this way, i hate the scenes of "game of thrones" where they're eating and drinking because it drives me nuts to hear the actors slurping the wine, slurping from those goblets. it makes the hair on my back stand up. no manners at all during the "game of thrones." instead of an episode you can't see i'd like one you can't hear if they're going to do that drinking thing. last week everyone was upset because the episode was too dark. this week there's new thing to be mad at "game of thrones" about. >> most people get bloody murdered, they stay that way. >> jimmy: right there on the

table there is what appears to be, can we zoom in on that, a starbucks cup. [ laughter ] i knew there were a lot of starbucks, i didn't know they expanded to winterfell. of course people were very upset about this. a lot of people online said it ruined the episode, made it seem not real, right? because the starbucks cup is what makes the show feel not real, not the dragons. not the zombies made of ice. the coffee cup made on the table. hbo had to put out a statement, they said it was not a starbucks cup. but if you zoom in, you can see, you can clearly see. [ laughter ] it's a starbucks cup. speaking of thrones, a new royal baby has arrived. a real human baby. [ cheers and applause ] i know, i'm excited too. prince harry and meghan markle welcomed their first child today, a boy. congratulations to them. congratulations also to queen elizabeth, who has yet another

great grandchild to be vaguely befuddled by. [ laughter ] as is the custom the birth was officially announced this morning as it has been for hundreds of years, from the steps of buckingham palace. [ belling chiming ] >> hear ye hear ye, on this day, the 6th of may, in the year of our lord 2019, meghan the duchess of sussex, wife of harry, duke of sussex, son of prince charles, grandson of her majesty the queen, did indeed pop a little squirt out of her babymaker. hip hip cheerio! [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's quite a name for the hid, hiphip cheerio. the line of succession to the british throne is now -- help me

with this now. who's number one in prince charles is number one. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: then i think daenerys tar fairian, right? >> guillermo: it's williams? >> jimmy: yes, prince williams. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: prince williams. and then this half-american baby. england gets royal babies, we get surprise beyonce albums. i feel we come out ahead of them. [ cheers and applause ] something weird happened at the kentucky derby on saturday. i didn't see. i planned to watch the derby but i sneezed and missed the whole race. [ laughter ] the kentucky derby was started in 1875 so that white people could have a place to wear fun hats. true. [ laughter ] this was some finish. not since "la la land" won best picture at the oscars has there been a more dramatic award presentation to the wrong winner. they declared maximum security the winner, then undeclared it. >> country house at 65-1 the

winner of the kentucky derby. >> they disqualified him. >> for the first time in the history of the kentucky derby, the horse that crossed the line first has been disqualified. this is the moment that everybody will talk about forever in this derby. maximum security moves off that rail. comes out, impedes the path of war of will. gets in the way of long-range toddy. and country house. >> jimmy: and butter my seabiscuit what a scandal that was. [ laughter ] basically the horse didn't signal before merging and was disqualified. good news is horse doesn't care at all, horse cares more about a sugar cube than this. and of course after they got together and determined that maximum security obstructed the other horse's path, president trump was on twitter writing, no obstruction, no collusion. [ laughter ] the president really did weigh in, he wrote, the kentucky derby decision was not a good one, it was a rough and tumble race on a wet and sloppy track, actually a

beautiful thing to watch, only in these days of political correctness could such an overturn occur, the best horse did not win the kentucky derby, not even close. he's right, the best horse didn't win, now he knows how a lot of us felt in 2016. [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause ] by the way, he misspelled kentucky. [ laughter ] which is hilarious considering it's written right on the bucket on his desk. [ laughter ] today at the white house trump was very busy awarding the presidential medal of freedom to the pride of hooters, mr. tiger woods. the medal of freedom is the highest honor you can give to an american civilian. but getting a medal of freedom from donald trump is like getting an oscar from jean-claud van dam. [ laughter ] this is the kind of event trump loves to do as president. i've never heard him speaking so long and lovingly than anyone

other than himself. he went on and on and on about tiger today, even making sure to lavish some praise on tiger's mother. >> we're also mealed to have us -- with us is tiger's mother cultita. >> jimmy: i like hearing him say cultita. there you go, tiger gets the medal of freedom, trump finally gets a black athlete to come to the white house to accept something. so while trump was decorating his friend tiger, it was day one in the slammer for his former lawyer and fixer, michael cohen, who michael cohen's the only guy who became someone's bitch before he went to prison. he will be serving a three-year sentence at a federal prison in oat sisterville, new york, named by "forbes" magazine as one of america's 10 curbiest prisons, for real. also known as a jewish prison, which is also what we call the writer's room at our show. [ laughter ] michael cohen's prison has a large jewish population. as a result they have a full-time rabbi, their menu

includes ga fit that fish and mat zo ball soup, and they have a big yard where you can play basketball or get circumcised again. tennis courts, bochy, horseshoes, a ymca. felicity huffman tried to pay to get her kids into it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and you know who is in that prison? a few celebrity faces in the prison. billy mcfarlane, the guy from the fire festival, he's in that prison. mike "the situation" from "jersey shore" unless the prison. abc's talking about doing next season of "dancing with the stars" from the prison. the nba playoffs are -- on friday, did you watch that four overtimes, number gets and trail blazers, and then they played another game in portland last night. the nuggets won that game. afterwards their big man, nicholas jokic, took the honor for most valuable press conference.

>> someone broke it already. >> jimmy: someone broke it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i don't know who. be on the lookout for a suspect who is 7 feet tall and has a 5-year-old's haircut. [ laughter ] we had a major television event here tonight on abc. "the bachelorette reunion special." i feel the word "special" might be getting thrown around too loosely. somehow they made a two-hour special out of nothing. it was more a magic trick than a show. they promised it would be the biggest reunion in "bachelor" history ever and they did not disappoint. they brought a bunch of fans to the bachelor mansion. these fans, this we so excited. that mansion is a mecca for

beccas. [ laughter ] nick viall made an appearance, they brought him back from the dead like jon snow. they brought in trista sutter, the very first bachelorette. >> it's my pleasure to introduce the woman that started it all. our very first bachelorette, the godmother of the franchise, let's bring her back, trista! >> jimmy: this show has been on a long time. [ laughter ] my favorite part of the show tonight was when we got to visit the father of hannah b., the new bachelorette. >> she actually has a little bit of my attitude. >> okay, i like that. >> she can be stubborn. >> i've gotten that. she's got a little sass. llt. ha theant, s tbe an opportunity to find the right man who's going to love hnd

cherish her as much as his dad has. >> jimmy: where have i seen that guy before? oh, yes. he's donald trump's doctor. [ laughter ] barber trim thyself. we have a good show tonight. diane keaton is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] as is from the show "salt fat acid meat" on netflix saminnosrat is here with us. and music from yg. it's a beautiful song about life and love and relationships. but if you're of an older generation, it might be a little bit hard to follow. as a service to our slang-challenged viewers, i am here tonight to help translate. it's time for another edition of "new lyrics for old people." [ cheers and applause ] please welcome yg, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: good to see you, how are you doing? thanks for coming. now yg, thank you for being here. and for helping us with this. i think this is going to expose you to a whole new audience. for those who don't know, what does yg stand for? >> young gangster. >> jimmy: young gangster. >> that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now young gangster with recite the lear likes of "go loko." and i will translate. are you ready? >> let's go. >> jimmy: let's begin. here we go. >> my bitch go loco. >> jimmy: that means my lady friend has some mental issues she's working on. >> slide on the [ bleep ] with the fofo. >> jimmy: she'll take up arms against my enemies. [ laughter ] >> my bitch go logo, she bounce that like a fofo.

>> jimmy: my crazy girlfriend can get her bottom very close to the ground when she has to. [ laughter ] >> like that one. i put you in a choke hold, i pull your tracks off for sure. >> jimmy: when y and his girlfriend make love, it is vigorous and possibly a danger to her hair extensions. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that's right. i like that one, i like it. i like that one. >> jimmy: you wrote it. >> yeah, you know that. >> jimmy: come on. >> call me [ bleep ] not geico, call my phone when you're horyn. >> jimmy: if you're interested in making love, call me, but if you need auto insurance, i can't help you. [ laughter ] >> hey mama cita hey mama cita hey, drip don't drown. >> jimmy: hello young lady, hello young lady, always wear a life vest when you're boating. [ laughter ]

>> she told me handcuff her to the bed give her no escape. >> jimmy: they're sexually adventurous. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> very. >> jimmy: very adventurous, yeah. >> very, very, very. red lipstick black outline on me you be leaving clues when you [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ cheers and applause ] so basically that's, be careful with your makeup down there. >> yes. i hate makeup, bro. get all over the place. leave clues on. i don't really like it. >> jimmy: he likes a fresh face, yeah. >> yeah. you want a real [ bleep ], [ bleep ] got real emotion. i don't want a willa mena bust it open. >> jimmy: you are looking -- she's looking for a successful individual, you are -- looks are more important to you. [ laughter ] >> yes.

but but but you got to bust it open, though. >> jimmy: right, you do have to bust it open. that one i don't know, what does that mean, bust it open? >> bust it open? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] oh, hold on never mind, i just figured it out. finally -- >> my bitch go loco. >> jimmy: he's dating a crazy person. right? we get it? [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show, music from yg with tyga and jon z. samin nosrat is here. and we'll be right back with diane keaton. ♪ ♪ protect your pets from fleas and ticks with frontline plus for dogs and frontline plus for cats. its two killer ingredients work fast and keep working all month long

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it's no ordinary day at denny's it's crepe day. a family tradition we started about twenty-two minutes ago. and from the looks of it, this tradition is going to last awhile. denny's has new crepes!

see you at denny's. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show.

tonight, she is the culinary force behind a beloved netflix show and an author too. her cookbook and show are called "salt, fat, acid, and heat." samin nosrat is here to chat and to make fried chicken. do you like fried chicken right? >> guillermo: i do like fried chicken, yes. >> jimmy: then his song is called "go loko," yg featuring tyga and jon z from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night we have quite a show. george clooney will be here. dr. oz will join us. we'll have music from pink sweats. and later this week, rebel wilson, kyle chandler, the cast of "spider-man: far from home," including tom holland, zendaya, cobie smulders, jacob batalon and jake gyllenhaal, plus music from bruce hornsby and the noisemakers and vampire weekend. so it's a good week and we invite you to be a part of it. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is an oscar-winning actress, style icon and corleone-by-marriage. next she puts a bunch of retired ladies in cheerleading outfits in the new movie "poms." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome diane keaton.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> did you pay them? >> jimmy: no, no, they haven't been paid. >> that's weird. that's weird. >> jimmy: did you not know there would be an audience here tonight? >> yeah, but that's the longest applause i've ever gotten, did you pay them? you paid them. i knew it. [ cheers and applause ] i knew it, i knew you paid them. >> jimmy: we don't even validate

parking. it's nothing like that. he's relax. >> shall i sit down? i'm anxious. i'm really anxious. >> jimmy: i can't sit down to be polite, i have to stand until -- >> will you sit with me? >> jimmy: yes, we'll sit at the same time. there we go. very good. how are you? i know you hate coming and doing this. >> i'm not well, i'm not well. jimmy, i'm not doing well. can i just say something to you? >> jimmy: yes, go ahead, say whatever you'd like. >> it's been a year. >> jimmy: since you were here? >> you didn't invite me. >> jimmy: i didn't? >> i'm really upset about that. but in the year, i remember that from the last time i was with you, i kissed you. >> jimmy: yes, you did. >> remember? >> jimmy: oh, yes, i remember. >> in the ensuing year that's passed, nobody's kissed me that's a male person. >> jimmy: is that true? >> that's what you are, you're a male, right? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] all the way. 45%. >> 40? whoa. no, but could you do me a favor? >> jimmy: yes. >> could you stand up here any

want to show you -- i have a new way, a new approach -- >> jimmy: of kissing? >> so that some men will give me some kisses. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i would like to, yes. i want you to know that -- you know i'm married but my wife -- >> you're married. >> jimmy: my wife is such a big fan, she doesn't mind if i kiss you. >> oh. >> jimmy: in a way it goes to her, yeah. >> yeah. that's -- yes. it is for you. how is she doing? >> jimmy: she's doing great. >> i mean, being married to you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's focus on us. oh, it's terrible, yeah. >> here's the thing. so this is the way i'm going to try to make people be more encouraged to kiss me, like a man-type thing. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. >> which is what you are. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, yeah. >> are you sure? >> jimmy: i've been told i'm a man. the doctor said it, yeah. >> oh. >> jimmy: i started as a baby but then i became a man, yeah, yes. >> okay, i'm happy. so this is what i'm going to do. see, i'm going to try two different things on your face. >> jimmy: okay, wow, all right, okay. >> this is how i'm going to make a man kiss me more often, okay?

>> jimmy: okay, all right. >> oh, oh, so gentle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can i ask you something? are you the man or -- >> i'm the woman. >> jimmy: you're saying you're going to make the man kiss you like that, i now feel that i'm the woman. >> i'm the one that makes the man want to kiss me, i'm the woman. >> jimmy: i see. okay, so -- >> so i'll try it again. >> jimmy: okay. >> oh, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're going to have to find a man named jimmy or else this is going to be weird. >> no, jimmy -- no, no, no, you don't -- do nothing. you do nothing. >> jimmy: all right. >> except listen to me. >> jimmy: that's my problem at home too. [ laughter ] >> and be enchanted by me. >> jimmy: i am enchanted, yes, yes. >> so jimmy. >> jimmy: yes? >> oh, your skin. your skin is so soft and the beard, jimmy, just a little touch, jimmy. >> jimmy: and then do i kiss you? >> no, you don't do anything! no! [ laughter ] here we go.

oh, jimmy. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> let me -- mwah -- jimmy, soft, soft -- [ laughter ] jimmy -- that's one. >> jimmy: that's one? >> i have one more, i have one more. now i'm going to be more aggressive. >> jimmy: okay. me too. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy! >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> i'm sick of it, jimmy! >> jimmy: oh, no. >> i'm sick of this [ bleep ]! you get over here! i love you, jimmy, i love you! >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. that was -- [ cheers and applause ] >> that's disgusting. >> jimmy: why don't we take a break? i'll made my erection behind the desk and come back with diane keaton who is here. more with diane after this.

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>> come on. ♪ i'm every woman >> uh-huh. >> oh, yeah. ♪ i'm every woman >> jimmy: that is diane keaton in "poms." it opens in theaters friday. the premise of this film is a retired cheerleader recruits some other cheerleaders to be cheerleaders. >> that's right. >> jimmy: right, right, right. >> you've got it down. >> jimmy: i got it all down. were you a cheerleader when you were in high school? >> no. >> jimmy: whatever, college? >> i tried out, you know. >> jimmy: you did? >> junior high. >> jimmy: you didn't make the team? >> no, i didn't make the team no. >> jimmy: really? >> do you feel bad for me? >> jimmy: no, i think being a cheerleader -- i think it's worked out for you all right. >> it's true, it's been kind of

nice. >> jimmy: your mom, correct me if i have any of this wrong, your mom was miss los angeles? >> mrs., mrs. los angeles. i'll never forget it. that, of course, is long gone, right? but anyway, all these men suddenly came into our house one morning and they started looking around at everything and checking out all this. and i didn't know what was going on. it seems kind of scary, like maybe we were being invaded. what they were doing was checking to see if she was a good housekeeper. >> jimmy: wow. >> was breakfast nice? were the tables set? the kids' bedrooms, were they made? were the children clothed? >> jimmy: was it a pop visit, they showed up unannounced. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this is insanity. >> she became mrs. lang, she went that far, and she was crowned at the ambassador hotel, which is no longer with us. >> jimmy: yeah, right. were you proud of her when she was mrs. los angeles? >> what happened was that i saw her on stage. and i remember, because first she was mrs. highland park, which is where we were from. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: you got to start somewhere. >> somebody here is from highland park. i love highland park. >> jimmy: mrs. highland park. >> i remember seeing here and the curtains opened and there were all these gifts. and i remember, i was 9, i'm watching it. they crowned her, put the crown on her head. i remember thinking this, that that's where i wanted to be. >> jimmy: really. >> where mom was. >> jimmy: so did you -- >> for sure. it was like i knew that -- >> jimmy: in a beauty pageant? did you join the pageant world? >> is he insane? >> jimmy: no, why -- >> is he insane? no, what happened was that i just saw that that's where i had to be. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> just like here today with you. >> jimmy: uh-huh, right. >> kissing you. >> jimmy: right, yeah, yeah. >> having an audience. >> jimmy: practically almost making love, yes, yeah. >> close. >> jimmy: are you into yg music? [ laughter ] i think you would like it a lot. >> why not? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so -- well, this is a -- i think -- very

interesting. you had some -- i feel like i could ask you a million questions. i get like four answers. each one of them would be delightful. >> a little goes a long way. the audience is going to -- they're already tired of me. >> jimmy: no, they are not. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no one ever gets tired of you. it is wonderful to have you here. >> can i go? >> jimmy: not yet. what i'm going to do is say the name of the movie and when it comes out, then the band's going to play a little bit, then we go into commercial, and at that point you are free to leave. >> i go then. >> jimmy: you are free to leave -- >> what do i get for being here? >> jimmy: for being here? >> how much money? >> jimmy: guillermo? >> guillermo: $1,000. and a tequila shot. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah that's about right. that is exactly what you get.

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>> jimmy: welcome back, still to come, yg. our next guest has a very popular show on netlix and a best-selling cookbook with the same name. they are called "salt, fat, acid, heat." please welcome samin nosrat. thank you very much. can i tell you something, samin? you know how people will say, you have to watch this show? more people told me to watch your show than any show ever in my life. >> really? >> jimmy: i understood why as soon as i saw it. when i watch it, i wish i was there, i wish i was traveling and cooking and smelling things and eating them like you are. it seems like the most fun you could possibly have. >> it's pretty fun. i'm all about the senses. so i want to evoke that for whoever is watching at home. >> jimmy: you really do, youvan >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's fantastic. if you haven't seen it, check it out, it's on netflix. tonight -- >> we're going to evoke some senses. >> jimmy: what are we going to

make here tonight? >> pan fried chicken. >> jimmy: nobody likes fried chicken, that's the problem. >> i know, it's so hard to make it at home. we're going to use a little bit of everything. salt, fat, acid, and heat to make it taste good? these are the four mos important things. >> totally. i want you to start by pounding out the thick part of the breast, use the flat side. >> jimmy: already you've taught me something. i would have for no reason put the cut let into the bag. there's no reason to do that. >> no, go under the bag. it helps -- pounds it a little bit more evenly. >> jimmy: why don't you use this side? the pointy? >> it turns it into chopped liver. just pound it. the reason we're pounding is to make it cook evenly. you want the fat end -- okay. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i feel good. do you feel good? >> jimmy: i feel like we really pounded this chicken. >> we did a good job. so next -- >> jimmy: let that be a lesson to the rest of you! >> so what we're going to do is season with salt because it's

really important to season everything every step of the way. >> jimmy: always for everything? >> always for everything. you want all the parts to taste good. >> jimmy: what about a bowl of lucky charms? >> that's plenty salted. >> it's already salted. >> you could probably add -- >> jimmy: what kind of salt are you using? this is kosher salt. >> jimmy: you don't like regular table salt, the eye diesed variety? >> no, i don't love it. what it's going to do, it tastes a little iodiny, minerally. >> jimmy: so rarely you put things like salt next to another kind of salt and compare them to taste one and the other. you go to the store, you buy salt. >> i want you to taste everything along the way, just not the raw chickener we're going to bread. there's flour, egg, bread crumb. why don't you crack and whisk together these eggs. >> jimmy: i can do that. >> put the shells back in there. i'm going to check on the clarified butter. >> i'll be cracking eggs and beating them. >> just a pan of melting butcher

i'm clarifying because i want that buttery taste in my chicken but i don't want to fry it in pure butter. you know when you fry an egg in butter and it gets brown speckles? those are the milk solids and i don't want that. i want beautiful golden brown chicken. >> jimmy: you strain that white stuff out. >> exactly. i'm letting it clarify, which is separating. it takes 20 or 30 minutes. this has been going for a little while. we're going to let that keep going. >> jimmy: how do you get that off the top there? i think i'm doing pretty well. >> later we're going to strain it so don't worry about that. i was just checking on it. >> jimmy: get it all going? >> this is going to be the third step which is bread crumbs. my secret is to add parmesan. basically my secret to everything is add parmesan. if we add a little bread crumb into the parmesan, it's going to get extra delicious. so that's another form of salt and umami. so now that i did the flour i want you to do the next two steps. you can do egg and then bread crumb. make sure to use different hands for each one. >> jimmy: ah. >> so you don't bread your fingers. >> jimmy: then you get those big

balls of gloppy bread on your hands. >> the only way to get them off is dip them in the oil and fry the breading off my hands. don't do that at home. you can go into there and do another one also. >> jimmy: all right, very good. guillermo, are you following all this? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> are you going to make this for us tomorrow, guillermo? >> guillermo: sure, yes. >> jimmy: guillermo took his wife to a restaurant for her birthday named tekila, with a "k." i know, right? you know what you never know. the wife's name isn't tequila, is it? >> guillermo: no, no, no. >> now that this is all ready and breaded we're going to go into the pan. oh, look. this butter is going. to be totally honest, it's not all the way done. i'll show you what you're supposed to do when it is done. the way you'll know it's done, it's all the way clear like cooking oil. when you get there, you'll strain it and all the solids

will stay on the top. >> jimmy: through the cheese cloth. >> it looks like milk down there, it is milk. this is a beautiful, perfectly clarified one. so this pan is nice and hot. if you put your hand there -- >> jimmy: this is a cast iron pan. >> we've been preheating it over medium-low heat. >> jimmy: this is the heat part. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we've got the salt, we've got the fat, we've got the heat. and really all we're missing is acid right now, right? >> it's coming, take a chill pill. >> jimmy: if you're going to do some acid, this could be a crazy show. >> i will happily go there with you if you want. >> jimmy: do it during yg, yeah. [ laughter ] do you see how it's sizzling? that means it's ready. we're going to put these guys in and they're going to says leg. >> enjoy your sizzling, guys, you're going in the butter. >> jimmy: i like that bubbling up is a great sign. >> sometimes you can buy the clarified butter already clarified. it's called ghee. is that no good? >> jimmy: ghee is from india, it's a kind of clarified butter.

instead of just clarifying it like this they actually cook it a little bit so it gets this amazing carmely taste which really is the taste of indian cooking. the taste of the fat often determines the taste of your food. so if you think of italian food tastes like olive oil. french food tastes like butter. indian food tastes like ghee. we're making this delicious buttery fried chicken which is going to be so, so, so finger licking. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, sure. >> this is going to take a little bit. >> jimmy: okay. >> should we chat about something? >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, we'll chat. you get to go all over the world and see all of -- and cook with all these incredible chefs and these people who are -- you sliced a pig from top to bottom. and do you ever have to fake and it pretend that -- >> it tastes good? >> jimmy: yeah, that you like something that you don't necessarily like? i noticed you sometimes say it's very flavorful on the show. [ laughter ] which it's noncommittal. >> it's different, it's different, totally. >> jimmy: yeah.

>> sometimes i do have to fake it but i'm always very moved and impressed by people's attention. so we're going to let that cook -- >> jimmy: that's a very nice way of putting it. >> it probably takes six or seven minutes. >> jimmy: this is how we do it on tv, it's already done. we didn't have to do any of this. >> maybe that's the chicken. >> jimmy: the chicken's already made and it is quite lovely. it looks nice. >> perfect. should we have a little bite? >> jimmy: this is where guillermo really comes in handy. >> come on, guillermo. >> jimmy: this is where guillermo shines. >> we could use forks -- >> jimmy: there's no hot mustard sauce or anything like that? >> that's a little source of acid. for now i have a little lemon. let's have a little bite. if you want to be proper you can have a fork. >> jimmy: for fried chicken we don't need a fork, yeah. guillermo? mm. you know what, it would be funny for me to say "it's flavorful." [ laughter ] it's actually quite delicious. >> you can taste that buttery goodness. >> jimmy: not only that, the chicken, the meat irlts is very soft and tender. >> so perfectly cook sdmd why is

it not soft and tender when i do it? >> probably you didn't pound it. >> jimmy: that's a great lesson, especially for young boys, you've got to pound it. [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. the show on netflix is called "salt, fat, acid, heat." samin nosrat! thank you, samin. thank you, guillermo. be right back with yg! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. man, that's a cool looking hot tub. we should check on the baby.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hey, what's up, come on! ♪ living on the beat go loko go loko go loko maria maria maria ♪ ♪ slide up with the four-four with the four-four ♪ ♪ slide slide slide my so loko go loko go loko go loko ♪ ♪ she bounce that like a low-low that's a that's a ♪ ♪ that's a low-low go loko go loko go loko maria maria maria ♪ ♪ slide up with the four-four slide slide slide go loko ♪ ♪ i put you in a chokehold go loko go loko go loko i pull a track off a show ♪ ♪ for sho-sho for sho-sho or sho-sho ♪ the floor get low low get low low get low low ♪ ♪ call me for -- not geico not geico ♪ call my phone when you horny hey mamacita ♪ ♪ hey mamacita hey

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♪ my house party go till six somethin' house party go till six ♪ ♪ in the morning my cup got lipstick on it they wanna put they lips ♪ ♪ on it and it's sweet wanna lick on it wanna taste eat it up ♪ ♪ like a strawberry ice in your mouth let it melt ♪ ♪ like ben and jerry's that tongue so fire fire she want me to herself ♪ ♪ said it's all mine mine left outa town said i'm always on your mind ♪ ♪ you don't wanna fly alone next time can i come go loko go loko go loko ♪ ♪ slide on it with the four-four ♪ ♪ slide slide slide my so loko go loko go loko go loko ♪ ♪ she bounce that -- like a low-low that's a that's a ♪ ♪ that's a low-low go loko go loko go loko maria marimaria ♪ ♪ slide on it with the four-four slide slide slide go loko ♪ ♪ loko loko loko [ singing in foreign language ]

♪ [ singing in foreign language ] ♪ [ singing in foreign language ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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