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for all of us, thanks for being here. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, the cast of "spider-man: far from home" featuring tom holland jake gyllenhaal zendaya cobie smulders and jacob batalon. plus music from vampire weekend. and now, here we go, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome, welcome. very nice. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm just glad. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: we're in a kinder -- we have a lot of good
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stuff going on. the cast of spiderman "far from home" is back stage. [cheers and applause] there's one movie i'm excited about this summer -- well, it's detective pikachu, but i'm also excited about spiderman far from home. this is about peter parker and his friends going on a trip to europe. there are so many super hero movies shooting their vacations. and dr. strange goes on a yoga retreat to tulum. do you feel your spidey senses tingling? go to the doctor. if it's not, come back. today the white house welcomed the world series boston red sox. this is posted on the white house website. president trump welcomes 2018 boston red socks.
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they spelled i hope they don't invite courtney cox. i guess they want baseball, nascar and a soccer tournament. everyone working at the white house is a dope. it's unbelievable. the new york state senate yesterday passed a bill that would allow congress to finally see donald trump's tax returns, which would mean nothing. it will make no difference whatsoever. it's not that we don't know he's a fraud, everyone knows that. the problem is, half of america doesn't care. democrats don't realize, it's basically the wwe. it's wrestling, but they're busy trying to prove that the undertaker isn't an actual undertaker, like hey, this guy
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has no license to practice funeral directing in any state. and the republicans are like, we know, would you mind stepping aside so we can watch him hit someone with a folding chair? president trump was among friends in panama city beach last night. he took to the stage to complain about the stage. >> as i stand here floating around on a piece of ice. this is crazy. i'm a little bit concerned about leaving the podium i'm holding. you have no idea what i'm going through on this stage. this is the worst damn stage i've ever seen. i've never seen anything. stupid people did this one. >> jimmy: he really knows how to butter up a crowd. so why trump was in florida i have no idea. it was a rally, i guess, for what i don't know. but it gave us an opportunity to
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shine sum unneeded light on the sunshine state. >> authorities say a woman pulled this alligator out of her yoga pants during a traffic stop. >> jimmy: you know, if you had an alligator in your yoga pant you would pull it out, too. the city of denver yesterday became the first american city to decriminalize magic mushrooms. it was a ballot measure passed by a very slim margin. 49.9% voted no, 46% voted my skin is melting. it will make people arrested for magic mushrooms the lowest priority. the active ingredient in mushrooms can have positive, lasting effects on depression, chronic pain, stress disorder. they decriminalized it.
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they did that with marijuana and then meth. we're about a year away from medicinal methamphetamine. senate majority leader mitch mcconnell may have found his version of the maga hat. there was an ad starring don blankenship. and this is don. >> mitch mcconnell has provided millions of jobs for china people, while doing so, mitch has gotten rich. in fact, his china company has given him tens of millions of dollars. mitch's swamp people are running ads against me. they're calling me despicable and mentally ill. i will beat joe manchin and ditch cocaine mitch for the sake of the kids. >> jimmy: somebody better grab those kids before he eats them or something. now, as a result of that ad, this is a real item for sale on mitch mcconnell's website.
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they're selling cocaine mitch tie shirts. i guess that little blizzard is supposed to be cocaine. it looks more like dan drum.rum. it's mo dandruff. why would you take cocaine, better nickname would be bladder medicine mitch. sunday, i hope you know sunday's mother's day. are you ready for mother's day, guillermo? >> ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: in what ways are you ready? >> i'm going to take my wife and my mother-in-law and everybody. >> jimmy: to brunch or something? >> yes, on sunday. >> jimmy: brunch is big. do you have a reservation made? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: mother's day is the super bowl of brunch. for those of you still looking for a gift for your mom, one popular store has you totally covered. >> mother's day is just around the corner. and it can be hard to find that perfect gift that lets your mom know you care. why not let us d thinking for you?
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the william-sonoma buy your mom some [ bleep ] from us sale. our store is full of kitcheny [ bleep ] that your mom may enjoy. gifts that say i sometimes see you cooking. here's some crap for that. we have espresso machines. [ bleep ]. non-stick [ bleep ] baking and whatever the [ bleep ] this is. and while you're here, don't forget to say happy father's day with some barbecue [ bleep ] your dad already has. the williams sonoma buy your mom some [ bleep ] from us sale, she gave you life. isn't it time you gave her a cherry pitter? >> jimmy: it is. [cheers and applause] it really is. moms, as everyone knows, do so much for us. they give birth to us. they bribe to get us into usc. the list goes on and on and on. and they also text us. sometimes a lot. and so, as a tribute to the women who send us so much love with their thumbs, we asked some
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famous people to share their texts from their real moms, and here we go as we prepare for this special day. >> feather, teamwork when you are co-habing makes the dream work. you know dad and mom love you and want the best for you. but in any relationship, a man has to take the lead, even if you only let him think he is. the man is the head, but the woman is the neck that turns the head. you just have to do it where he doesn't think you're doing it. kind of like turning a sail on a sailboat in the wind. subtle, but it will start to glide, you two should rent a sailboat together and see how it feels. i would do that with you any time. >> david, love you lots. will you send me anything you can find for free? thank you so much, thank you. pens, key chains. are you having fun? love you, love you. mom. love you, happy mother's day.
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i did not send her anything. >> will you come over for dinner tomorrow at 7:00? question mark? and then she wrote me the next day again and said you never answered me. i asked, do you want to come for dinner at 7:00. >> aggressive. >> and then the next day she wrote me, i hope you will come for dinner, i still didn't respond. >> she's never invited me to dinner once, though. which is crazy. >> i just forget. >> that's so rude. >> in is sunday, may 6th,2:4:6 6th,2:41 a.m. you were tired and in a funk today. go the duck to sleep. i hear you. love mom. go the duck to sleep? >> my mom only texts knme in in chinese. it just says poo? i don't know if she's asking me
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about the dog or me. but we both pooed. >> i wish we were in dublin, love ireland. have fun or else. this is either a shamrock or a marijuana leaf. can't tell. either works. >> jared leto is 47. i'm going vegan. i mean, i'll go vegan with you, mom. i love jared leto, too. >> so i survived my first dose, should i take it twice daily? how long before i should see results? or do i need to increase dose. bring vap dose to florida. from your stoner mom. so sad. [ bleep ]. >> i hate auto correct. fun article. and i said did fun article auto correct [ bleep ]? yes. i thought my mom was just calling me a [ bleep ] again.
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>> j.t., concert tix not going too good job. ccd, k just can't text still love you. i have no idea what that means. >> jimmy: happy mother's day to all the moms coming up. and one more thing before we forge ahead. it's thursday night, that means it's time to bliep and bleep an big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censership. >> you produced some big shows. did you also [ bleep ] the [ bleep ]? >> i did. that's why he's naked during half of the show. >> me, kendall and kylie [ bleep ]. >> i'm going to drink some bourbon and [ bleep ] some horses. >> what time of day do you do your best [ bleep ]ing? >> early in the morning. >> tiger's injuries were so
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profound that for two years he could barely [ bleep ] a [ bleep ]. >> mr. president, mrs. trump? [ bleep ] you. >> timmy? >> scientist. >> yeah, that's it. >> it was emptiness. like my [ bleep ] being sucked dry by some giant [ bleep ] sucking thing. and it was making that horrible [ bleep ]ing >> jimmy: tonight on the show music from vampire weekend. we'll be right back with the cast of "spider-man: far from home." ♪ [cheers and applause] abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by las vegas.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, friends. moments from now, the cast of "spider-man: far from home" will be here with a world exclusive clip. you will be the first human beings to set eyes on it. even the editors did not set eyes on it. then later, their new album is called "father of the bride." vampire weekend from the mercedes-benz stage. next week, we have more new shows with allison williams, trevor noah, ryan seacrest, patton oswalt, billie lourd, celeste barber, plus music from tedeschi trucks band, ciara, and slipknot. so we got a lot of range next week. please join us. [ cheers and applause ] our guests tonight are five actors with nine names who star
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in the most highly-anticipated movie of the summer. your favorite teenage superhero leaves his friendly neighborhood in "spider-man: far from home." opening everywhere july 2nd, please welcome tom holland, jake gyllenhaal, zendaya, cobie smulders and jacob batalon. [cheers and applause] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? thanks for welcome. >> woo! i'm doing well, how you doin'? [cheers and applause]
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>> oh! >> that's terrible. >> i'm so excited. i'm so excited. this is crazy. >> jimmy: i guess everyone's excited. so the trailer came out. the trailer got like 135 million views in the first hour it was released. >> the first hour? >> ow! >> jimmy: it's a good chunk of the human population, really, watching that trailer. >> about half of your followers. >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. >> that's crazy, i didn't know that. >> jimmy: how many views do you think you personally were responsible for? >> at least 100 million, at least. >> jimmy: because you tweet the or instagramed it or something, is that not right? >> it's no secret i'm not that good at instagram. >> jimmy: is it not a secret? >> no. i basically forgot to post the trailer. i woke up, and i couldn't figure out why i was getting so many more followers. i was like, this is great.
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>> jimmy: how many have you gained? >> it was like a couple hundred thousand. this was amazing, and i start scrolling and see the trailer and i panic. and i was trying to download the trailer from my e-mail and i couldn't. so i had to face time you. and she sent me a video of how to do it. so essentially, i'm an old man. >> jimmy: so zendaya, you do i.t. for the gang? >> that's my other job on this movie. no, it's true. it's really bad. >> jimmy: would you think of all people who knew how to work the web it would be spider web. >> what a burn, what a burn. >> jimmy: thank you. >> remember you posted the story like twice, and you're like, how do i delete my story, and i will to screen record a video of how you delete a story. >> but why would it give you the option to post it twice, that's my question. i was like, how did i do that?
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>> i don't think that's an option. >> jimmy: you do them once and then another time. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow, you really don't know how to use it. the trailer begins, and correct me if i have any of this wrong. right at the end as avengers end game ends it picks up right away, right? >> that is correct. >> jimmy: that's something okay to say? ko kobe doesn't want to say anything at all. and it has been five years or at least five years or what since the, since this came back? >> this is getting tough. >> i don't want to answer that question. >> jacob? >> anybody? >> i -- yeah. yeah. yeah, it is. >> jimmy: so why then, and i know, you know, why, then, are you all still in high school, is the question. were there overdue library books
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that -- [ laughter ] and i know you can't say everything, but. >> why, why are we still in high school? >> i mean, it might be one of the biggest plot holes of all time. >> jimmy: it might be. kobe, do you know? >> i don't want to pull that thread, but i don't know. i don't know. >> jimmy: jake, you have no idea, right? >> sorry? >> jimmy: i think it was the first time i've ever seen a trailer that had a spoiler disclaimer in front of it. >> and of all people i gave the spoiler. >> jimmy: maybe that was just like when you take like the bad kid in class and make him the hall monitor. >> the cone of shame? >>imju you. they wanted to hear you say the words aloud so you would remember not to spoil anything. >> not to spoil anything. >> jimmy: so has everyone seen "avengers end game"? [cheers and applause]
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>> there's one guy shaking his head now. one guy. >> you gotta get out of here. >> jimmy: you plug your ears, okay? plug your ears right now if you haven't. plug something up over there. so there was a funeral scene. who was at the funeral? >> i was at the funeral. >> jimmy: funeral. >> were you at the funeral, zendaya? >> we weren't invited. >> jimmy: jake was not at the funeral. >> i was told it was a wedding. [ laughter ] >> i showed up to the wedding. >> a very somber wedding. >> and i was like, where's robert? >> jimmy: he did not come to his own, own funeral, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and was it, was anyone cgi? or was everyone really there? >> everyone was really there. it was a really insane day, and i still don't know how they pulled it off, because everybody
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in that shot was there. >> jimmy: did you know everyone was going to be there? >> no, no, no, it was exciting. you know there were crews. like the black panther crew that hadn't even come out yet. the guardians crew, and it was all these groups of people coming together. >> jimmy: when they shot that, that movie hadn't even come out yet. >> no. >> jimmy: this is so confusing. i can see why you don't know what you can say and can't say. >> i thought it was a wedding! i was so excited. joi >> jimmy: and zendaya, how did you know how end game ended? >> when i watched it. >> jimmy: and when did you see it, in the movie theater? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how about you, jacob? >> well, you know, movie theater. >> jimmy: movie theater. >> i was making sure. >> jimmy: we all know it's going to be in the movie theater. that's cool to say. where did you see it at, were you at the premiere?
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>> i was in connecticut where there was no one there when it was showing. but it was like a weekday when everyone was working, obviously. >> jimmy: it was in the daytime. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. i have nothing to do in my life. >> jimmy: did you shed a tear? >> i was actually laughing a lot, actually. >> jimmy: you were? >> yeah, sorry, but it was so great, but i laughed a lot. >> jimmy: how did they handle the script, like do you guys get a self-destructing script, is it redacted? like the mueller report when you get it? >> we get sides, and you have to learn your lines, obviously, before the next day at work, and we'd get the lines. i don't know if you guys had this, but anything that had spoilers in it was blacked out. so most of the script was blacked out. so like it's kind of hard to learn your lines when you can't see them. >> jimmy: yeah, that is hard. >> you don't know what you're
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saying. >> and we were talking about it later and jacob thought for some reason, when it's blacked out i just say blah, blah, blah. >> i was being courteous. >> jimmy: what? >> i was trying to be very courteous as to what the scriptwriters wanted. if they said blacked out line i'd say it. >> blacked out line. >> jimmy: you did say blacked out. you took it very literally. >> peter, we have to go save the blacked out line. you know what i mean? >> i was like. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it's confusing. >> just put it in in post. >> jimmy: what, the lines in post? >> i don't think you can do that. >> cgi your >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back we have world exclusive clip. have you guys seen it? >> i don't think so.
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>> just don't let them see me. let's get out of here! >> let's go, let's go! ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. that's "spiderman far from home." the cast is here. that's your first time seeing that clip, huh? >> yeah. that was fun. >> jimmy: what do you think? did it live up to the expectations you had after shooting that? >> i mean, it reminded me of the hardest days of work. >> jimmy: was that the hardest one? >> there's a scene where i'm
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punched. and you're attached to this machine and you zoom backwards, smash into a wall, and a tank is meant to soak me in water. and it's meant to look like the water's smashing me into the wall. it's 9:00 in the morning, october, and it's cold. i know they haven't heated the water in the tank. and they go three, two, one, action! they fire the button, i wiz back. hit the ball completely dry. and you hear the effects guy go "sorry", and then blllll and then. >> jimmy: are you from another country? i'm detecting an accent of some kind of interesting. jake, you play he seems pretty friendly with spiderman. >> we team up to fight the elemental creatures.
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this is the water creature. then there's a fire creature. >> jimmy: you don't know their names, right? >> they don't really have names. >> it was the elements. >> jimmy: i got you. this is the mystereio costume. and it's very faithful to the original. you have the eyes above your nipples, which is nice. but is that uncomfortable? >> those are my nipples. >> jimmy: basically. >> doesn't everybody have anybody nipples? >> jimmy: having a fish tank on your head, is that unpleasant? >> no, it's nice. >> the thing they designed is this chest plate, it's an amazing chest plate. on the first day of work i didn't know much about the marvel world. i was coming on set and the director said you're going to come in, stand up on the platform and with sam jackson, the first scene i shot. you're going to jump off the
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platform, arrive, and say a couple lines and throw your hands. those are the lasers. and i said okay, cool. i jump down and i throw out my arms, and i was like, you don't want any smart part of this! my arms could not extend. i was like, i'm in a marvel movie, this is so great. let me try it again. didn't work. and then john was like, cut, cool, we're good, let's move on. and i was like, my arms! and the effects guys was it's cool, we'll make you look cool. >> jimmy: did sam notice your that ter and sore us arms? sam jackson uses a bad word, that's got to be fun to see sam
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jackson cursing at you in a movie. >> he does it the best. >> jimmy: he is the best at it. he's the top curser in the united states. is that scary, though, in any way? when he's, he called you a bitch, right? >> yeah. >> was that out of work or was that -- >> it was on-screen. >> jimmy: it was on-screen, yeah. >> it's terrifying. >> jimmy: it is, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because you're thinking of pulp fiction when he's doing it. >> absolutely. >> it sounded so good coming out of his mouth, also. >> kind of like every young actor's dream to be called a bitch by sam jackson. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. how many cities did you shoot this movie? how many total were you in and which ones? >> giving away a lot of things. prague, venice. >> we were all there. >> jimmy: did you hang out together or did you split up by
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age groups like the u li-- >> so you're calling me. we're super hip. we could hang out. we can party pretty hard. >> i swear to god. >> jimmy: did you or did like the three of you and the two of you split up or what? >> i mean, i was with sam a lot, and i was usually, you know, we were in london for the portion, but you guys went, i was so jealous because all the teenagers went to venice and prague and all these amazing spots. >> jimmy: was that fun? >> super fun. you zoom out of your life and realize, this is where i am. this is my life. >> jimmy: did you get to go around? or was it too crazy to go see things? >> we actually did get to see a lot of things. >> jimmy: what did you do? >> we hung out in london a lot. went to the museum in venice. >> jimmy: a museum?
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>> that was pretty sweet. >> jimmy: how cultural. >> we get to shoot in the places that you would want to go and visit. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> but we get to lock them down for periods of time, so we get to experience certain sets kind of like we booked them out privately, because we're filming there. it's cool to walk around st. mark's square and nobody's there and then loads of people found out. and you had pigeons all over you. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah, they wanted my character to hang out with the pigeons, so they had to sprinkle like sideeds all over me. >> it sounds like the met ball. >> but they're vicious kind of. as soon as you drop anything, they're like, ah, they're on you. so it was slightly terrifying. but i handled myself. >> jimmy: these weren't friendly actor pigeons. >> no, they weren't hired. >> jimmy: i hear there was an
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air hockey rivalry that went on. >> when did that happen? i have no recollection. >> when we went bowling. >> oh, and i won. >> no, you didn't win! >> no, you didn't win! >> that's why i don't remember. >> jimmy: who did win? who is the best air hockey player? >> surprise, right? >> zendaya's the calmest person you'll meet until you start playing an arcade game with her. >> jimmy: we wanted to test that. i heard this anecdote. open the curtains if you would. what we did was we got an air hockey table. >> no! >> jimmy: when we come back, we'll put these young people to the test. spiderman far from home, the cast is here, we'll be right back with america's favorite tv game, air hockey. ♪ [cheers and applause]
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this is mr. beck. >> you can call me quentin. but you handled yourself well out there today. we could use someone like you in my world. >> i'm sorry, your world? >> mr. beck is from earth, just not ours. >> there are multiple realities, peter. this is earth imagine 616, i'm from earth 313. >> you're saying there's a multi-verse? i thought it was theoretical. it completely changes the way we think of -- sorry. >> jimmy: hey, we're back. wow, you know, we're talking before, before the break about air hockey. and actually, i saw some competitive spirit break out between the group here. but before we do this, tom, i see you're getting ready. i want to bring something up,
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because jake posted something on instagram. and this is interesting, because you, i would assume you and tom got to know each other very well over the course of the them, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and somehow, for some reason, let's put that up on the screen quickly. yes, now, you, you did not spell jake's name correctly in your phone, tom. >> his last >> you should see ryan reynolds in my phone. >> jimmy: can you spell gyllenhaal now? >> g-y-l-h. >> what? >> l-h? >> jimmy: we've learned the answer as well. >> you need a stage name! >> jimmy: you need to be in a
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support group with zach galifianakis for names people can't spell. can you spell holland? >> h-g. >> jimmy: you got it. are you ready for a little ice hockey? zendaya, you are the best, right? >> i got one, i got one. >> this one goes to tom. >> jimmy: oh, it's 1-10. ooh! >> wow, wow, wow, wow. . >> jimmy: spiderman leads 2-0. tom, if you score, you win, and you win. and it's over! it is over! well, thank you guys for being here. we're very excited about the movie. "spiderman far from home" opens in t 2d, ng we'll be right back!
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is
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presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank tom, jake, zendaya, cobie, and jacob. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him tonight. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their album it's called "father of the bride." here with the song "sunflower," vampire weekend! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ sunflower in the morning standing in the garden
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all before you wake no power can compel you ♪ ♪ out into the daylight let that evil wait strange thought upon the pillow ♪ ♪ ooh what day demands a date well i don't know ♪ ♪ do bah do ba do do bah do ba do do ba do ba do bad do ba do do bah do ba do ♪ ♪ do bah do ba do do ba do ba do bad do ba do do bah do ba do do bah do ba do ♪ sunflower in the evening standing in the garden ♪ ♪ taking up that space no power can compel me back into the daylight let that evil wait ♪
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♪ strange thought upon the pillow ooh what day demands a date ♪ ♪ well i don't know do bah do ba do do bah do ba do do ba do ba ♪ ♪ do bad do ba do you know do bah do ba do do bah do ba do ♪ ♪ do ba do ba do bad do ba do do bah do ba do do bah do ba do ♪ ♪ do ba do ba do bad do ba do do bah do ba do do bah do ba do ♪ ♪ do ba do ba do bad do ba do ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪
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♪ standing on the waters casting your bread while the eyes of the idol with the iron head ♪ ♪ are glowing distant ships sailing into the mist you were born with a snake ♪ ♪ in both of your fists while a hurricane was blowing freedom just around the corner for you ♪ ♪ but with the truth so far off what good will it do ♪ ♪ jokerman dance to the nightingale tune ooh bird fly high by the light of the moon ♪ ♪ oh oh oh jokerman ♪ ♪ so swiftly the sun sets in the sky you rise up and
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say goodbye to no one ♪ ♪ fools rush in where angels fear to tread both of their futures so full of dread ♪ ♪ you don't show one shedding off one more layer of skin ♪ ♪ keeping one step ahead of the persecutor within jokerman dance to the nightingale tune ♪ ♪ ooh bird fly high by the light of the moon oh oh oh jokerman ♪ ♪ you're a man of the mountains you can walk on the clouds ♪ ♪ manipulator of crowds you're a dream twister
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this is "nightline." tonight, hunt for clues. >> we just want her back. >> the starlet chasing hollywood dreams. her body found in a shallow grave, the mystery of her death now the focus of a popular podcast. but the last man believed to see her alive now found dead. investigators on the trail. >> appeared to be the case early on that there was foul play involved in this case. >> the surprising role google played in the hunt for answers. plus curtains up. >> let me show you how it's done. >> behind the scenes with bobby bones, as he coaches the next big celebrity hopefuls on

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