we apprecime i' dan ashley. >> i'm ama daetz. thanks for being here. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- 6-time super bowl champion tom brady. from "game of thrones" david benioff & d.b. weiss. plus this week in unnecessary censorship. and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ]ted be--.

excited, [ cheers and applause ] well, you picked a very nice -- you picked a great night to be here, you picked a great night to watch. we have got a fun show planned for you tonight. tonight the greatest quarterback of all of them, from the new england patriots. [ cheers and applause ] tom brady is here. and the excitement, the excitement around this office, you know, we have a lot of tough guys from boston working here. dicky, our announcer, for instance, is one of them. ever since we announced tom brady was coming, you know how excited your kid gets when the pinata finally breaks open? that's what it's been like here at our office today. it's been crazy, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: very crazy. >> jimmy: very, very crazy. [ laughter ] if for some reason we should lose power tonight, if the lights go out, don't panic. ju'serfectly white teetheae eye

from westeros two, gentlemen who know all. the creators of "game of thrones" on hbo, david benioff and d.b. weiss. david and dan. their show "game of thrones" has become so popular parents are actually naming their babies after characters on the show. for real. khaleesi is more common for babies now than brittany. arya was the 135th most popular baby name and in one year there were 20 sansansas, 11 cerseis. tyrions. 23 people named their kid after a guy who got his penis cut off. [ applause ] and probably didn't have it circumcised. a lost people naming their babies tom, presumably after tom brady. this is a baby named after tom

brady. he's only 2 years old. he's joining us from seacock foot most part. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. hi, tom brady. how are you? >> i'm good. what do you want? it better be good too because i was just about to crank one out to dora the explora. can i level with you? i've got a thing for feisty latinas. personal preference. to each his own. >> jimmy: you have a very full beard for a 2-year-old. >> maybe where you're from, this is a full beard, but trust me, my hand to god, this is what every toddler in new england looks like. from scituate to swanskus, from rozlandale to rainham. from matapan to matapoiset. that's on the cape. you got a problem with that? >> jimmy: no. >> you want a piece of me? >> jimmy: no, i was just going to ask what it's like being named after your hero, tom brady. >> oh, my god. you know what it's like? >> jimmy: what?

>> it's a [ bleep ] honor. you see, because tom brady is the goat! he's the goat! tommy! >> jimmy: he's the goat, which is short for, he's the greatest of all time, right? that's what you mean, right? >> [ bleep ] of course that's what i mean. did you think i was talking about a freakin' nursery rhyme? what aim, old [ bleep ] mcdonald over here? does it look like i have a farm? because i don't. here a goat, there a goat, everywhere a goat, goat? what do you think this is, a pettin' zoo? >> jimmy: what are you drinking there, little tom brady? what is that? >> hang on one sec. can't get enough of this stuff. i'm drinking what every kid around here drinks, similac and monster energy drink. i call it tom chowder. >> jimmy: i'm sure that's very healthy. >> it's [ bleep ] super healthy. some might even say wicked healthy. al's a bit rcastic.

. >> in my drink of choice. why, you think you're better than me? bring out tom brady already! >> jimmy: all right, all right. before i do, is there anything you'd like to say to tom brady when he gets out here? >> stellar question for once. i would like to say this to mr. tom brady, tom, the big brady. sir, i am ever so proud to bear your moniker. from methuen to marblehead, from braintree to bridgewater, you sir are a true inspiration. >> jimmy: okay. >> and one more thing, all you queer jets fans out there can eat the baked beans out of my dirty diaper! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, baby tom. the terrible 2s, you know? oh, i have to issue a health warning, the orange county

health care agency is warning anyone who went to a midnight showing of "the avengers" at the amc theater in fullerton thursday night get checked for the measles because a woman who was at the movie had the measles, which is highly infectious and potentially deadly. it's only may and already in the united states we've seen more cases of measles this year than in 25 years. who could have predicted that not getting vaccinated against measles would lead to people getting the measles? i'm starting to think thanos was on to something here. [ laughter ] the attorney general william barr does not have the measles but he did call in sick today. he was supposed to appear before the house judiciary committee but he pulled out after a dispute over how the questioning would go. democrats wanted to have staff attorneys ask him questions. in a half hour format instead of the five-minute chunks that they do. but barr did not want that. so he didn't show up. not only that, barr is still refusing to show congress the unredacted mueller report because of a long-standing

policy that says once a portion of a report goes black it can never go back. i didn't know about that, did you guys? [ applause ] none of this went over well with the chairman of the house judiciary committee, who issued this blistering statement today. >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ] now this picture. now you're photoshopping it even more. >> jimmy: hold on. that was not the chairman of the house judiciary committee, i believe that was cardi b, who i would love to see question william barr. [ laughter ] this is how it went in the house today. to mock the no-show attorney general one member of congress did this. >> it appears senate democrats are taunting attorney general william barr, placing a chicken where barr was initially supposed to sit this morning. >> jimmy: wow, what a sick burn that is. huh? trump's going to win again with stuff like, that isn't he? team trump is moving full speed ahead with their war against health care. according to a recent court filing the trump administration wants to pull the plug on obamacare alge ce or pre-existi

conditions would go away. keeping your kids on your plan until age 26 would go away. and medicaid for millions of low-income people would go away. so naturally the president was like yeah, let's do that. let's definitely do all three of those things. i think trump's philosophy on this is i've clearly never seen a doctor, why should you ever see a doctor? [ cheers and applause ] and the only reason he wants to get rid of obamacare is because it has the word "obama" in it, and "care" in it. those are his two least favorite words. [ laughter ] but there was a time i seem to recall donald trump promised to protect coverage for pre-existing conditions. do you remember that guy at all? >> i will always protect preexisting conditions. >> we protect you. preexisting conditions. right? >> republicans will always protect patients with preexisting conditions. i wish people would get that

into their heads. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sure this is -- this is probably going up in the west wing very soon. have you seen the new presidential portrait that has been making the rounds online? it's the work of an artist named john mcnaughton who used his time and talent to paint this portrait of the president and the first lady on -- he calls it "maga ride." it'sthe painting that finally answers the question what if gary bus qi went to art school? there are a lot of notable details in this painting. the cracks spell "maga." trump's on a motorcycle which you know it would take him an hour to get on that motorcycle. maybe the most notable part is melania voluntarily touching him from behind. that is a masterpiece. [ applause ] by the way, that's only part one of the exhibit. there's also a companion piece called "another wife bites the dust." yeah. [ laughter ] there is yet another democrat running for president.

michael bennet, the senator from colorado, i'm told, i don't know for sure he's -- from colorado? i never heard of the guy. here's the thing. i think there needs to be a rule, you cannot run for president if you have fewer twitter followers than the movie "sausage party." [ laughter ] right? [ applause ] i don't know. bennet is the 21st democrat to enter the race. they now have more characters in the democratic party than "game of thrones," but joe biden is the front runner, and the candidate, he is the one with the most name recognition, but a lot of these other candidates, who knows. we wanted to conduct our own poll on this. we went on the street, we asked people to name a democratic candidate for president other than joe biden. and here's how that went. ♪ >> can you name a democratic candidate besides joe biden? >> no, i would be making up a name.

>> i cannot. howard something. i can't think of his last name. >> let's see. who else? the guy from, i can't remember his name. looks like my boss. i don't remember right now. >> can you name a democratic candidate for president besides joe biden? >> crap, no. am i -- i'm not good with that. >> what about that doggie? what about that doggie? >> so we have biden, and then we have -- there's a lady that's going. i don't know her name. but i saw there's a female that's just entered. >> um, no. i don't care about anybody but kanye. i'm voting for kanye. >> okay. name a candidate including joe biden. >> well, joe biden. that's all i got. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. so anyway. >> hey, hey, "queer eye," hey, "queer eye," what's the hold-up

already? >> jimmy: oh, hey, tom brady. what's up? >> what's up with you? your time is up. quit the lollygagging. it's past my bedtime. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> where the [ bleep ] is tom brady already? >> jimmy: listen, he's coming. one more outburst from you, and you're going into time out, mr. >> oh, [ bleep ] you. you get to number 12 before i get to number 2 and [ bleep ] myself. capeesh? >> jimmy: all right. we'll get to him p. >> bring him out! >> jimmy: before we get to number 12:00 it's thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> you brought it to charlie's, right? >> yeah, a long time ago. >> like i'm going to [ bleep ] my leading lady. >> it was a mutual [ bleep ]ing of one another. >> we can in an open setting at least agree he's a bad dude. right? this is a [ bleep ] [ bleep ]ing sucker. >> i [ bleep ]ed for 11 hours. >> i'm a very affectionate

person, i walked onto set a few weeks ago and i [ bleep ] our prop guy. >> president trump was clearly angry because he tweeted "the [ bleep ] sucking firefighter leadership will support the democrats -- >> the what sucking? >> the [ bleep ] sucking. >> he said his wife [ bleep ]s trump. and i said i [ bleep ] her too. >> good morning. >> thank you. good morning. look at this [ bleep ]. sky top lodge. >> lovely. >> i've been given certain skills to the point where i've [ bleep ]ed probably 3,000 [ bleep ]s in my career. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we have a good show tonight. the creators of "game of thrones," david benioff and d.b. weiss, are here. and we'll be right back with tom brady. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by progressive. so, wfrom this commercial?aways

did any of you hear the "bundle your home and auto" part? -i like that, just not when it comes out of her mouth. -yeah, as a mother, i wouldn't want my kids to see that. -good mom. -to see -- wait. i'm sorry. what? -don't kids see enough violence as it is? -i've seen violence. -maybe we turn the word "bundle" into a character, ke.bundlele. delivered to your car door so you can do more. try drive up at target. ♪ feels so good ♪ feels so good target run and done.

is your floor's best friend. only roomba uses 2 multi-surface rubber brushes to grab and remove pet hair. and the roomba filter captures 99% of dog and cat allergens. if it's not from irobot, it's not a roomba. with peak season berries, uniqcreamy avocado. and a dressing fit for a goddess. and with panera catering, there's more to go around. panera. food as it should be. mom, how far is the moon? hey google, how far away is the moon? ghh: the moon is 238,900 miles from earth. far! hey mom... mom? nexgard chew comes the confidence

you're doing what's right to protect your dog from fleas and ticks for a full month. it's the #1 vet recommended protection. and it's safe for puppies. nexgard. what one little chew can do. this is the durabed of the all-new chevy silverado. the bed is huge. it offers a built-in 120 volt outlet. man: wow. plug that in for me. various: whoa! holy smokes! and the all-new silverado has more trim levels woman : there's something for all of us. man 2: it's time to upgrade. get 0% financing for 72 months on this all-new silverado. or get a total value of over $9,000 when you finance with gm financial. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. ♪ when you have nausea, ♪ heartburn, ♪ indigestion, ♪ upset stomach, ♪ diarrhea... girl, pepto ultra coating will treat your stomach right. ♪nausea, heartburn, ♪ indigestion, upset stomach, ♪ diarrhea... try pepto with ultra coating.

(dad) this i(mom)eam cake needs a freezefreezer's full. (vo) only frigidaire's custom flex temp drawer can switch from fridge to freezer. (son) nice save! (vo) that's using your frigidaire. listen tlet's go. you can all righwatch videos for bed. of people playing video games in the morning. is that everything? i can see who's online. i'm gonna sweep the sofa fort. well, look what i found. take control of your wifi with xfinity xfi. let's roll! now that's simple, easy, awesome. get started with xfinity internet for $29.99 a month for 12 months, plus ask how to get 250 back when you switch to xfinity mobile. click, call or visit a store today. i get rewarded wherever i go. going out for a bite. rewarded. rewarded! learn more at theexplorercard.com.

♪ >> jimmy: tonight, they who know who will sit on the iron throne because they decided it. the masterminds behind the hbo show "game of thrones," david benioff and d.b. weiss are here with us. i have many questions for them. [ cheers and applause ] all of them great. next week we are back to work with new shows. our guests include diane keaton, george clooney, rebel wilson, dr. oz, kyle chandler, the cast of "spider-man: far from home" will be here. including tom holland, zendaya, cobie smulders, jacob batalon and jake gyllenhaal. plus music from yg featuring tyga and jon z, pink sweats, bruce hornsby and the noisemakers and vampire weekend too. so please join us for all that. you know what? in the history of the nfl, no quarterback has won more games

or more playoff games or more super bowls or more super bowl mvp awards or anything really than our first guest. he bears a golden right arm for the 6-time champion new england patriots. please say hello to tom brady. ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm great. i'm great. lock look at that. >> jimmy: everybody's excited. >> i love it. in l.a. >> jimmy: in l.a. [ cheers and applause ] it just shows you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to point something out. one guy shaking his head like no, no, no. >> i love it. >> jimmy: yeah. all right, calm down. >> thank you. you got a home crowd. >> jimmy: i assume you've come

to apologize for what happened in the super bowl? >> no, i came to see baby tom. where's he at tonight? >> i'm right here! i love you! i love you! >> baby tom. >> i want you to meet my real dad! >> jimmy: how you doing? everything all right? >> i'm doing great. great to be here in california, be with you. >> jimmy: isn't it something where you can come to california where really just a few months ago you beat us in the super bowl and yet you still get this kind of an ovation. >> thank you. i know. >> jimmy: it's remarkable. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm a california kid at heart. >> jimmy: i don't think boston people like to admit that. >> i'm an adopted bostonian. i've been there longer actually in massachusetts than i have been -- >> jimmy: in a way, you are an abducted bostonian. aren't you? they are never letting you go. you're never leaving that area. >> probably not. >> jimmy: you were practicing, you were throwing passes to receivers at ucla yesterday, right? >> yeah. i had a great time. >> jimmy: and i saw a video of

you with julian edelman. you were throwing passes to him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know it's the off-season, right? you're aware -- >> really? >> jimmy: this is vacation time right now. >> you know, i feel like -- i feel like i always want to be ready to go. so -- >> jimmy: just in case they start the season early? >> maybe, i don't now. ever [ laughter ] but i feel like, you know, i can actually go and enjoy myself if i feel like i'm in game shape and ready. >> jimmy: interesting. >> it wouldn't take me too long to get ready, but to have the ability to do that in offseason and keep things sharp is important for me. >> jimmy: does that relieve some kind of anxiety for you, to know that you don't have to come back from it, you don't have to get in shape because you always are in it? >> yeah, because if you ride that roller coaster it's tough. as an athlete this is your profession. we all work hard. we want to stay at the top of our game. that's a year-long commitment. >> jimmy: for most guys, it probably isn't. most guys take a little down time. >> not me. not too much. >> jimmy: when you're out there throwing passes to these guys, are you actually trying to improve the way you throw a

football? >> i think definitely trying to improve. >> jimmy: really? >> i feel like after all these years there's -- you know, there's a certain feeling you get when you throw the perfect pass. and i'm sure that's like that in a lot of other careers. but when you're really on and you're nailing it you just want to repeat it. >> jimmy: out of all your passes what percent -- if you throw like 100 passes how many of them will be in your opinion perfect? >> in a game? >> jimmy: in a game. >> i would say probably, out of a hundred? >> jimmy: yeah. >> in a game? i'd love to throw the ball 100 times in a game. they usually don't let me throw 100 times. >> jimmy: three games. >> okay, three. not that many, surprisingly, i'd say like ten. you complete a lot of them because they have arms and they can extend them and catch. but it's tough to hit liegske a stationarying target that many times in a row. >> jimmy: it's good to have teammates wi appeag.do peoe y en

i'm sure that happens to you. >> in boston. i think baby tom, i don't think he would cry. i didn't see much sensitivity. but i think they do. >> jimmy: that's got to be a strange thing. >> i've been in sports for so long, i think it brings so many people together. it brings families together and so many important family memories are being in a place and enjoying something and in boston, we have so many great memories over the years. i think it's just, sports is a way of touching people. >> jimmy: that's interesting. i think that's true for some people, but i think some people cannot get over the fact that you exist. it's almost like -- >> why aren't you crying? i mean, will you cry please? >> jimmy: me? >> no, you don't have to. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i'll work up some tears. so you stay in shape. you do all this stuff that you need to do. are you ever tired of this? do you ever feel like, okay, i've had enough? >> not to this point.

i feel like, to be at the top or to give your team the chance to win every season you have to, you know, put a lot into it, and i try to, you know, bring my best every day, i try to be the best teammate, leader, and also physically, to stay prepared. because no one wants someone that is taking up space. >> jimmy: is it true that the real, real camaraderie, the real teamwork happens in the shower? [ laughter ] >> that is totally inappropriate. >> jimmy: that is inappropriate. i'm so sorry. how much hunger do you have for another championship ring? because you have six. right? >> yeah, i know. it's been pretty amazing. an incredible run. i'm so grateful to be in the same place with so many incredible teammates over the years. it's such a team effort. >> jimmy: but isn't six like even one too many? >> i've played a long time. so six is six. i mean, i could never imagine in my wildest dreams having achieved that.

but i think as a competitor you get to line up and you get to go after it again. >> jimmy: you just want to win every single time. >> damn it, i want to win! what's wrong with winning? [ cheers and applause ] i want to win. i hear you want to win, too. >> jimmy: i like to win things, but i'm bad when i win, i'm bad when i lose. it's whatever, i'm just a bad sport in general. do you ever have trouble controlling your competitiveness? >> i think over the years i've gotten a lot better. i think as a kid i threw a lot of golf clubs, i, you know, like punched the wall and broke remote controls and -- >> jimmy: what about with your own kids? are you competitive with them? >> um, i have my moments. i have my moments. i know. they're young. what's a dad supposed to do? teach them lessons. you can't let them win -- actually, i do let them, you know, kind of win to a degree, and then all of a sudden there's that little competitive part that's in your stomach just comes out, and then you win and i'm like, why did i do that? and then my son's crying. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, and you're the

hungry, hungry hippos champion. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in your face, kid! >> i do tell him. i said look, one day you're going to beat your dad in everything and i'm never going to get a chance to win again, so i'm going to try to run up the score as much as i can. >> jimmy: and yet i know you really don't believe that. deep down inside, you'll be 70 years old, 80 years old, probably still playing. one of the things i admire about you, i mean, obviously you're a great player. but as a teammate you could -- you should be the highest-paid player in football but you're not the highest-paid player because you don't demand that. i think you're what, 18th or 20th. shouldn't you be the highest paid guy? >> that's a good question. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] >> yeah. that's usually when i won't answer a question i'll always say like that's a good question. i think the thing i've always felt for me in my life, winning has been a priority. and my wife makes a lost money. so. >> jimmy: oh, i see, good. that's good. [ cheers and applause ] that works out well.

>> i'm a little smarter than you think. actually, it's a salary cap. you can only spend so much. and the more one guy gets is less for others. from a competitive advantage standpoint i'd like to get a lot of good players around me. >> jimmy: i hope the patriots appreciate you that do that. >> thank you. they do. >> jimmy: i know the fans do. i'm sure your teammates do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to take a quick break. tom brady is with us. he's not going anywhere. more with tom after this. we'll be right back. >> thank you. ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by aarp. real possibilities. take on today and every day with aarp. complicated, tricky language about their network and offers and blah blah blah. look. sprint's going to do things differently. and let you decide for yourself. they're offering a new 100% total satisfaction guarantee. try it out and see the savings. if you don't love it, get your money back. see? simple. now sprint's unlimited plan comes with one of the newest phones included for just $35 a month.

so switch now. for people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay.com wshe looked at me and..that wast sit.t. we had this instant trust. she helps me see the beauty in the world. adopt love at our national adoption event.l petsmart®.

this ijust listen. (vo) there's so much we want to show her. we needed a car that would last long enough to see it all. (avo) subaru outback. ninety eight percent are still on the road after 10 years. come on mom, let's go!

it's no ordinary day at denny's it's crepe day. a family tradition we started about twenty-two minutes ago. and from the looks of it, this tradition is going to last awhile. denny's has new crepes! see you at denny's. ...you discover paint bleed you under your tape...... not with frogtape! frogtape is the only painter's tape treated with patented paintblock technology.

paintblock reacts with the water in latex paint to form a micro-barrier against paint bleed, giving you the sharpest lines possible. get professional results with frogtape... no messy lines, no paint bleed. for sharp lines every time, frog it!

i'm making this pillow. >> are these hearts for me? guillermo. ah i'll give you a hug. >> you are the greatest all time, tom. and good luck on sunday. it was better than sex, guys. believe me.

it was better than sex. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's one of your many interactions with guillermo at the super bowl. >> i love guillermo. he has a special place in my heart, you know that. >> jimmy: there is some kind of chemistry between -- i think guillermo maybe has chemistry with everybody. >> he does. >> jimmy: just like tequila. >> yeah. he's so lovable. >> jimmy: speaking of chemistry, this is your book. what can we learn from this book? >> you can learn a lot. it's really based on performance and recovery. and i think for me as an athlete that's obviously critical to my career. >> jimmy: same here. [ laughter ] >> we've discussed this. i think it's -- you know, it's amazing. everyone is looking for the same thing and hopefully that book can provide people a lot of answers. that's something beyond football that i'm excited to share with a lot of people. i feel like i've acquired a lot of information over a lot of really intense years of football that people can actually apply in their everyday life. so. >> jimmy: do you feel like your arm is as strong as it ever was,

your throwing arm? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you do. [ applause ] >> oh, we got a ball. >> jimmy: let's test it. because -- [ cheers and applause ] i was thinking, you could throw the ball. >> guillermo: no, no. jimmy. jimmy. >> jimmy: what? grptd >> guillermo: tom cannot throw a football in here. >> jimmy: what? >> tom cannot throw a football in here. >> jimmy: why not? >> guillermo: he can break a light. it's too dangerous, he could kill somebody. >> jimmy: you know what, he's right. you could break a light and kill somebody. you want to do it outside? >> guillermo: let's go outside. >> jimmy: excuse us for a second. [ cheers and applause ] >> we'll be back. >> jimmy: we'll try it outside, you know. >> guillermo, you know what you're doing? >> guillermo: yeah, i know what i'm doing. follow me. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks, guys. >> wow. >> jimmy: huh. oh, do you think you could knock one of these columns down with jmy: grit.l?uty,ea

>> guillermo: no, no, jimmy. >> jimmy: what? >> guillermo: tom cannot knock this column down. >> jimmy: why? >> guillermo: because the whole building could fall and kill a lot of people. >> jimmy: oh, right, you could knock the whole building down. gosh. all right. well, let's see. oh, i have an idea. follow me, guys. >> guillermo: let's follow. >> jimmy: hi. >> guillermo: thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: there you go. you take us to 223 liberace lane. thanks. >> so where are we going? >> jimmy: you'll see. yeah, just make a left right here. i think this is going to be a little safer out here, you know? just hang out for a minute. would you mind? >> all right. okay. >> jimmy: so see that window?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: you think you could throw the football through that window? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's see. >> you got this, tom. >> jimmy: very well done. that was impressive. >> oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. what the hell is this? [ applause ] myoh oh, my gosh. >> kimmel. did you do that? >> jimmy: do you live here? >> you know i live here. >> jimmy: i didn't know. >> did you throw that? >> jimmy: no, i didn't. he did. >> did you throw that? >> jimmy: he did. he threw it. >> i'm sorry. >> oh, my god. hang on. hi. it's great to meet you, man. i'm like your number one fan. i'm matt. matt damon. >> "we bought a zoo." >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, he was in that. >> amazing. >> favorite of mine. >> sorry about that, though. >> you threw that? >> jimmy: my friend tom threw it. we were just seeing how strong

his arm is, turns out it's real strong. went right through the window of your house. that's how strong his arm is. >> yeah, that's one of my kids' rooms. >> jimmy: yeah. well, i'm sure you've got a dustbuster or something like that, right? all right. good to see you, man. , pat. >> it's matt. >> jimmy: doesn't matter. can i ask -- can i take a picture with you? do you mind? >> yeah of course. >> you don't have to. >> hey look. >> jimmy: he's got a policy. what is this? this is your phone? >> yeah. >> jimmy: cute. >> i like animals, man. >> jimmy: all right, how do you want this? >> just regular. >> jimmy: just give it like a little -- one of those? -6 >> son of a bitch. >> jimmy: it just slipped out of my hand. >> what the [ bleep ]? what the [ bleep ], jimmy? >> jimmy: it was an accident. >> it wasn't an accident. >> jimmy: you never had an accident? you never did anything wrong? >> i never said i never did anything wrong. i didn't do anything wrong now. i didn't throw something through my own [ bleep ] window. >> jimmy: this guy is crazy. >> hang on, hang on. >> jimmy: he's out of control. >> can you hang on one second?

i'm going to do this really you've goto meet somebody. >> jimmy: you're so annoying. >> jimmy: let's get out of here. he's a loser. >> guillermo: what a loser, right? >> say hello to big tom and little tom. tommy? i sleep in the middle. it's like a body pillow. it's good for your back. oh, hey. yeah, it's for your back! hey. [ cheers and applause ] >> [ bleep ]. ♪while the moon drifts in the skies♪ ♪stay awake don't close your eyes♪

♪while the moon ato be eye-catchingly we mabeautiful.ehicle we make them to be exhilaratingly agile. we make them to be meticulously engineered. and for the cla, we also made it for this. the 2019 cla. lease the cla 250 coupe for just $299 a month at your local mercedes-benz dealer. mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. red lobster's new weekday five days.s here: five deals. for fifteen dollars get a different deal every weekday til six pm like endless shrimp monday admiral's feast tuesday four course feast wednesday and mo five deals. fifteen dollars. see you before six. and i wanted to ask you... before i ask her. may i have your permission to marry her? you're marrying her and her whole world.

shop neal lane diamond engagement rings. at kay. shop neal lane diamond engagement rings. olay ultra moisture body wash gives skin the nourishment it needs and keeps it there longer with lock-in moisture technology. skin is petal smooth. because your best skin starts with olay. i'm on the pill. i'm on the pill. i'm on the pill, too. but it's not birth control. it's truvada for prep®, a once-daily prescription medicine for adults that, when taken every day along with using safer sex practices, can help lower my chances of getting hiv through sex. i talked to my doctoring t doing more.ractices, he said that because i had a higher chance

of getting hiv te. she also told me that truvada alone may not keep me from getting hiv. and it does not prevent other stis or pregnancy. you must be hiv-negative to take truvada for prep. so you need to get tested for hiv immediately before, and at least every 3 months, while taking truvada. if you think you were exposed to hiv or have flu-like symptoms, tell your doctor right away. they may do more tests to confirm you are still hiv negative. serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems, kidney failure, and bone problems, which may lead to fractures. rare, life-threatening side effects include a build-up of lactic acid and liver problems. tell your doctor about all the medicines you take, if you are pregnant or breastfeeding, or if you have kidney, bone, or liver problems, including hepatitis. if you have hepatitis b, do not stop taking truvada without talking to your doctor. common side effects include stomach pain, headache, and weight loss. ask your doctor about your risk of getting hiv and if truvada for prep may be right for you. i wanted to do more. that's why i'm on that pill. truvada for prep. eligible patients may pay as

little as a zero dollar co-pay. find out more at truvada.com.

♪ >> dicky: if you're going to be in the l.a. area and want to see the show, call 866-jimmy-tix or go to jimmykimmellive.com.

man, that's a cool looking hot tub. we should check on the baby. he's so sweet. maybe too sweet? internet's down. go!

your home is only as smart as your internet. get reliable at&t fiber and get speeds up to 300 megabits per second and directv. bundle for 75 dollars a month for 12 months. limited availability. may not be in your area. more for your thing. that's our thing. call 1-800-call-att. ♪ >> jimmy: hello there, and welcome back. our next guests are responsible for one of the greatest shows of ever. later this month it comes to an end, and we will all have to find a new purpose in life. the final season of "game of thrones" airs sundays on hbo. please welcome david benioff and d.b. weiss. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ thanks for coming, fellas. appreciate it. i know you guys have a lot happening lately. first of all, the show is fantastic and congratulations. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so many great shows. how did this get started? like how did you guys meet? >> we met in graduate school in dublin, ireland. >> jimmy: in dublin. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that why much of the show is shot in ireland or does that -- >> no. it was a happy coincidence. >> jimmy: oh, just coincidence. you've come full circle in a way. >> come full circle and stayed there for ten years. >> jimmy: who read these books -- for those who don't know, i imagine everyone does, it's a series of books that started. who read the books and said hey, check this out, to the other? >> so i started reading george's -- the first book, "a

game of thrones." i got about 200 pages into it. i got to the scene where bran gets pushed out of the tower window, and i fell in love with it, became obsessed. i called dan and said you need to check out these books. because i might be crazy but i think this could be the greatest series of all time. i was a couple of hundred pages in -- [ cheers and applause ] couple hundred pages in. and he calls me back. two days later, he's finished it. >> i sat there in my chair, and i didn't move, and my now wife, then girlfriend, was wondering why i wasn't moving and like i wasn't bathing. >> jimmy: true question. >> i was eating and going to the bathroom and that was it. and i read 900 pages in two days which i hadn't done probably since i was 12 years old. >> jimmy: so you devoured it and loved it and then you went to hbo and said -- did you bathe before you went to hbo? [ laughter ] >> no. >> first we had to go to george. first we had to convince george that -- >> we definitely didn't bathe

before we went to george. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and george, you guys obviously hit it off. >> we took him out for lunch here in l.a. had a four-hour lunch. and at the very end of lunch he was sitting there kind of looking between the two of us and he said, "who is jon snow's mother?" and it was a test question. and i'll always remember this. and george had a little butter in his beard. it's one of those images that gets stamped into your brain. >> you realize we'd invested so much of ourselves and so much hope in this. and it was that feeling like if you mess this up it's all going to go away. >> jimmy: who fielded that question? >> weirdly, we had both talked about it, because we had read the book again by that point. and when you read it a second time, if you're paying attention, you can kind of tell who, who jon snow's mother is. >> jimmy: i see. >> so we had an answer that we thought was right and turned out, not to spoil it for anybody who hasn't seen it yet, but it

turned out to be the right answer. >> jimmy: okay. so we know from the show that's the same mother from the book that was in the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: you go to hbo, make a pilot which they did not run. >> no. >> jimmy: why did they not run? >> because they wanted people to watch the second episode. >> jimmy: i see. it didn't come out good? >> no, we made every possible mistake. >> we'd never done this before. >> if you remember at the end of the pilot cersei and jaime lannister, who are twins, are having sex, and it's supposed to be kind of a shock because they're twins. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so we showed the episode to three of our good friends who are writers, very smart people, and at the end we looked at them and said okay, what have you got? and they're kind of looking at each other, they're kind of embarrassed. and one of them said, are those two blonds, are they related in some way? like are they -- they didn't realize that they were brother and sister. so we had messed up the most kind of obvious storytelling possibilities. and hbo for? reason decided to give us another chance.

>> jimmy: you must really be good in a meeting. because the idea that -- how many millions of dollars do you think they wasted on that think about 10.6. >> jimmy: 10.6. that is remarkable. >> it wasn't all wasted. >> jimmy: good for them, by the way, for having that faith in you guys. that unfounded, ridiculous faith in you guys. >> you can almost call it foolish faith. >> jimmy: almost foolish faith. and as far as the actual like mythology or whatever you want to call it, the depth of the show goes, do you have, when people for instance are speaking v valyrian or dothraki or whatever, is it like klingon where people can actually communicate if they learn? >> right. we tried to make everything on the show as realistic as possible. obviously, it's not our world. if is a world where dragons exist and where magic exists, but within the rules of this world we want everything to be as believable as possible. so we don't have any talent for

make up languages but we found this genius named david peterson who does, and so he created dothraki but also valyrian, high valyrian, low valyrian and for the some of the actors it was the hardest thing in the world to learn and they hate td. others were great at it. >> jimmy: who's the best at it? >> emilia's very good because she has to do reams of it. but according to david peterson, the only person who really knows is david peterson. because to everybody else it's gibberish. so david says that jacob anderson, who plays grey worm, who's also an amazingly talented recording artist under the name rally richie but moonlights with us as gray worm, david says that jacob is like a native speaker of valyrian, speaks it better -- he speaks this language, a real language that only david understands, and david says that jake o. speaks it better than anyone. and jacob -- you know, jacob was in the episode on sunday, the

"long night" episode. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he spent many, 50, probably a good portion of those 55 nights, jacob was out there in the mud. fighting in the muck in front of winterfell fighting. and at one point miguel, the director, maybe halfway through, he's delirious, he's tired, halfway through miguel starts yelling at jacob to improvise something in valyrian. i don't know why he would have to do it in valyrian, because he was wearing a mask. you couldn't see his face. he said say something in valyrian. he said yell to your troops in valyrian, and jacob was so tired and delirious and out of it, all he could think to yell was mike pence, mike pence, mike pence. so in one of those scenes, when jacob is yelling and pointing, he's -- whatever he said was dubbed over. but he was actually saying mike pence, mike pence, mike pence. >> jimmy: all right. we're going to take a break. when we come back, i have >> jimmy: we'll be right back

with david and d.b. the united explorer card hooks me up. getting more for getting away. traveling lighter. getting settled. rewarded. learn more at theexplorercard.com.

>> jimmy: we are back with david benioff and dan d.b. weiss. a couple questions. i don't know if you'll be able

to answer them, but are we for sure done with the white walkers? >> we're not going to answer that. >> jimmy: you can't answer. did bran know that arya was going to kill the knight king? >> possibly. >> jimmy: okay. will someone take the iron throne? >> possibly. >> jimmy: do you -- how do you tell an actor that they're getting killed? how -- what is the way you go about that? >> traditionally, we made these death calls. >> jimmy: death calls. >> yeah. before the actors get the scripts, we want to tell them personally. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so we get their number and call them up and, you know, sometimes it's hard and sometimes if you don't like the actor much -- >> jimmy: can we call one of your actors and tell them they're going to die, you know? do you have anyone's phone number that you could -- you want to call one? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, okay. all right, this could be fun. all right.

i feel like i'm on the inside. [ applause ] >> you sure you want to do this live? >> jimmy: absolutely. of course i want to do it live. >> it's kind of look a personal thing. >> jimmy: call somebody and let's see what we get here. >> hello? >> hey. >> hey, what's up? >> hey, jay, it's dan and dave. how are you doing, man? >> say it again? >> i'm sorry to tell you this, dude, but it's over. you're dead on the show. >> yeah, i know. i'm aqua man now. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, cool. >> jimmy: is there any chance aqua man shows up in the finale? >> possibly. >> jimmy: where will you watch the finale? will you be together? >> oh, we're not. we're going to take our wives to

an undisclosed location. >> jimmy: but you will be together? >> the four of us. and we are going to turn our phones off. >> drinking tequila, and coming back when it's over. >> jimmy: all right, all right. i tell you what, i love the show. i'm so sad that it's over. i don't know what i'm going to do with myself. if you have any suggestions, please let me know. >> you could work even more. >> jimmy: work? oh, that's a great idea. that's a lot of fun. thanks for coming. i appreciate it. there are three episodes left. the final three "game of thrones" sunday nights on hbo. david benioff and d.b. weiss. thanks to tom brady. thanks to jason momoa. apologies to matt damon's mailbox. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching. good night. [ cheers and applause ]

the world watching in horror as fire engulfed notre dame cathedral. now nearly a month later abc's david muir with the exclusive look inside the heart of france. >> this is the top of the spire right here. >> the relics intact, the race to rebuild a parisian treasure. plus sober curious. a night out with no hangovers. the growing movement. >> i want to go out and i don't want to drink. >> practicing mindful drinking, an alcohol-free experience veering away from traditional bars, drinks, and social attitudes. would you take a shot