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woo, woo! yeah! hello, everybody. [cheers and applause] and welcome to jimmy kimmel live. i am your guest host for the night, lena waithe. what you are watching right now is a girl from the southside of chicago living out her arsenio hall dream. [cheers and applause] when i was growing up, i used to imagine hosting my own talk show. for real. i had the guests picked out and everything it was lead guest bill cosby, with music from r. kelly. that one did not age well. a lot of you probably know me from "ready player one" or "master of none." i created a show on showtime called "the chi."
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[cheers and applause] and i'm also gonna be on season three of "westworld." [cheers and applause] the producers asked me "hey, can you interact with a bunch of robotic white people?" i was like "dude, i live in o. [ applause ] but look, i'm so excited to be here. my very first gig was working at blockbuster video. for those of you who are too young to know what blockbuster is it was basically netflix, but in person. then i moved to l.a. became a writer. won an emmy. [cheers and applause] now i'm hosting for jimmy kimmel. and i just want to tell all the kids out there to achieve your goals it takes years of hustle and motivation. just like nipsey said, you have to work hard. unless your mom is aunt becky from full house. then you can just hang out. no [ bleep ]. obviously, jimmy's not here because he had a big special in primetime tonight. he teamed up with norman lear
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and a bunch of big stars for a live recreation of "the jeffersons" and "all in the family." this is interesting 'cause back when "all in the family" was on in 1971 - america was pretty jacked up. we had no equal rights for women, black folks were treated like second class citizens, and the president obstructed justice and repeatedly lied to the country. so, pretty much today, without uber. we've come really far guys. this has been a big week for me personally. i turned 35 on friday. [cheers and applause] and i celebrated that birthday by hosting a lesbian gala in miami called "sweet heat." [cheers and applause] the thing is i don't drink. and when you tell people you don't drink, they expect you to explain why. especially in miami. so i just started telling people i was pregnant. and then they offered me cocaine. we're going to have some fun tonight. i have an audience, a house
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band, and, most importantly, an adorable security guard. hi, guillermo. [cheers and applause] >> look at you, man. you're a hard working mexican immigrant with a great job and a beautiful family. you're thriving, you're successful, you're killing it at life. you're basically trump's worst nightmare, bro. >> yeah, yeah, woo! yeah! >> lena: he don't like you, man, but do you have any advice for me tonight? >> just be yourself, and don't let that son of a bitch matt damon on the show. >> okay, that's good. but i'll be honest, i feel a little nervous and i could use some words of encouragement. >> we could push the berry button. >> what's the berry button? >> you push it when you need something berry important. >> well, i need to get psyched up for my first late night
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could. >> then why aren't you sweaty or out of breath? >> because halle berry doesn't sweat. >> makes sense. now that i'm here, what can i do for you? >> i feel like i need some inspiration for tonight. that oscar speech you gave got me pumped. made me feel like i could do anything. i need some of that halle berry juice. >> okay, you got it. lena, i know you. we've worked together. >> lena: yes. >> so i know that you are a force of nature taking hollywood by storm. you are a beautiful, african-american queen. everything that is hers! and lena, tonight, you are a writer, an actor, a producer.
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>> lena: yeah. >> and tonight, you are a late-night comedian, and you vow to slay this show. and you already winning, girl, because you are dressed way better than jimmy ever was. [cheers and applause] >> lena: thank you. >> are you good? or do you need something else? >> lena: no, i think i'm good. >> no, i think you need something else. >> lena: oh! yeah! wow, wow. >> if you want to make me good, you look at that camera and plug john wick right now. >> okay! go see "john wick: chapter 3 parabellum" in theaters now!
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[cheers and wow! yo, guillermo pry that button off the wall and put that [ bleep ] in my house. we have some great guests. we have musical guest chika. [cheers and applause] we got lala milan. i produced that show on b.e.t. guillermo, do you know what b.e.t. stands for? >> no. >> lena: neither do i, and i can't believe i'm saying this, but john travolta is here. [cheers and applause] i like all his movies, man, like
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look who's talking, look who's talking two and look who's talking now. who don't like talkin' babies? except for that big one that lives in the white house. [ applause ] that was a good joke. i feel like i need high-five somebody after that. you know what to do. [cheers and i mean, to be real, i just want there to be a gif out there of me high-fiving halle berry. okay. now it's time for something fun and maybe a little educational, too. i believe we have to look it to the future to promote and mentor the next generation any way we can, so i'm always out there searching for young,
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undiscovered talent to work with. i give them a chance for them to pitch their ideas for my monologue tonight. take a look. >> okay. so spent a lot of time looking for the best writers in the business, and they told me that was you guys. i said who's the best of the best? who's cream of the crop? apparently, that was y'all. that's why you are here. tonight is a big deal. i'm hosting kimmel for the first time, and i can't mess it up. so what i need to know is, have you all written anything before? >> i got second place in the district-wide writing competition. >> he's the model right now. what you have got? >> what do you call a dog that's wearing an ugly sweater? >> bill cosby. >> a pugly sweater. >> okay, that's good. keep that in your back pocket. save that for your pilot.
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okay, you go, you get it. >> ihop. >> you hop. where you hoppin' to? >> i'm hoppin' to england. >> what's in england? you don't know. but brits are funny, right? do you know what a bring tt is? >> why did the eagle fly over the sea? >> give it to me. >> because if he flew over the bay, he would be called a bagel. >> he's killing it. he's killing it. >> i told you he was good. >> you did tell me he was extra special. okay, cool. so we got the bagel joke. all right, now who got some weird ideas? >> we could make george washington come back from the dead. >> okay. what is it about george washington that you like? >> he has nice hair. >> okay, he does have nice hair. speaking of, you got to get the
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politics in here. that's a big part of monologues. do you know who this guy is? >> donald trump. >> here's the deal. does he have anything in common with george washington. you said he had the hair. >> george washington actually lost more battles than he actually won. it also seems trump's fighting a losing battle. >> you're killing it. you know more about the politics than me, man. that's a good hire, man. he's amazing. i want to know, do you all know what a setup and a punch line is? >> yeah, like you set it up and give it a bunch line. >> i'm going to set it up and you give me a punch line. hbo series "game of thrones" ended on sunday. if you want to see dragons, you'll have to go to -- hit me. >> hot diggety dog. >> i don't know what that means. who else has something? go ahead, alex. >> dragons university. >> okay, i'll take that one.
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a coffee shop in san francisco was selling a cup of coffee that cost $75. i would only spend that much on coffee if it had --? >> popcorn. >> okay. popcorn. >> a hot dog. >> okay, y'all are spending money on things you shouldn't be spending money on. >> i would only spend $75 on a cup of coffee if it came with my tax refunds. >> tax refunds. i'm going to give you another setup, all right. an ice cream company in ireland has made a chicken nugget-flavored ice cream which is still better than their last ice cream that tasted like -- >> lucky charms. >> that would probably taste good. okay, alex. >> crap. >> i'll give you that. look, we got to come up with some sketch ideas next, all right? >> i got one. >> what's the sketch idea. >> wait, i'm not finished. >> you're not ready.
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pump fake. >> so ariana grande sings. >> we got to book her. >> then me dancing on stage. >> you got a whole choreography. got it, got it. so you and ariana basically doing a concert. that's musical piece. what about as a sketch. >> oh. >> we need something funny. we need something funny, guys. come on. >> we can make a "friends" thing. >> does everybody know what "friends" is? >> oh, yeah. >> it's a kids version and one kid accidently drinks coffee, so she goes crazynd s a memory an into this wizard of oz land where she saw a bunch of munchkins that accidently ate the wicked witch of the west. and then it's called cannibals, so it's not called "friends",
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it's called "cannibals". >> i think that's it. let's do some friends eating each other. ♪ ♪ no one told you life was going to be this way ♪ ♪ i'll be there for you ♪ you're there for me too ♪ [cheers and applause] >> phoebe? >> yes, monica? >> what are you drinking? >> i'm drinking coffee! >> coffee! you're just a little kid. >> coffee! >> coffee! >> drinking coffee is not a good idea. >> arrrrr, arrrrr. >> munchkins, and they're eating the wicked witch. that's a great idea. cannibalism! ♪ >> no! >> all right. timeout. this is trash. all y'all are fired, man.
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bounce, roll, >> no. >> get to steppin'. hold on, caleb. you're gifted. you got to stay. come on. >> thank you. ♪ [cheers and applause] hey, hollywood is brutal, man, an ice cream company in ireland has made a chickle nugget flavored ice cream which is still better than their last ice cream that tasted like crap. [cheers and applause] >> all right, kids, you're rehired. i got a laugh. i got a laugh. [cheers and applause] >> what up, what up, what up. >> we got a great show for you tonight. we'll be right back with john travolta and his daughter. [cheers and applause] ♪ abc's jimmy kimmel live brought to you by mercedes benz.
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♪ ♪ you're going to make it after all ♪ [cheers and applause] >> lena: i'm so happy, y'all. all the lesbian can live vicariously through me. we all experienced that moment together. welcome back to jimmy kimmel live. i am your guest host for the evening, lena waithe. tonight on the show, you can see her on season 2 of bet's "boomerang" next year. my friend, my muse, lala milan is here. then, we music from one of my favorite artists. her new single is called "no squares." right here. her name is chika. but you're in for a treat, the song she's performing tonight is brand new. she literally finished writing it at rehearsal today. it's about something close to her heart and mine.
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chika. she will be hitting the stage later on tonight. so stay tuned for that. [cheers and applause] jimmy will be back behind the desk tomorrow night with guests jason sudeikis and ben platt. so come back for that. [cheers and applause] it'll still be a cool show. even though i won't be here. our first guest is a genuine hollywood legend who likes making movies so much, he brought his daughter into the family business. they star together in the new thriller "the poison rose," which opens in select theatres and on demand friday. please say hello to john and ella bleu travolta. [cheers and applause] ♪
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[cheers and applause] >> greased lightning! >> lena: yes, you have some fans in the house. this is the most beautiful father/daughter duo i've ever laid my eyes on. and y'all look a lot alike. that's a good thing. that's a good thing to have a good-looking parent. >> congratulations on all your success. you are a great example for all of us. >> lena: thank you so much. [cheers and applause] that means so much to me, truly, coming from you, i also feel like i can relate to you a little bit. we kind of all did the big shock. i peeped your instagram. how was that for you, getting that reaction. here's deal. your hair is like pretty famous. it's like, you had this beautiful mane and then you get to this point where you're like, and then you posted this picture. was that your idea, or did you like want to do it? how did that happen? >> he was taking the picture with the martini, and i was walking and go oh, cool. i got in the back and smiled and
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took it. and then everyone was like -- >> lena: people went a little crazy. >> the last time i went viral before that is when i mispronounc mispronounc mispronounced idina menzel's name. >> lena: you never know what you're going to look like bald. you don't know how your head's shaped. i was nervous. if my head don't look right i can't go back. you kind of look like how nicolas page looked when he played you in "face off". are there any down sides to having a bald head? >> i did a movie years ago called "from paris can lowith l where i shaved it and i became friends with pit bull.
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and i love, you know all us guys have to stick together who do this. and he encouraged it as well. and the family encouraged it. >> lena: you hanging out with pit bull is like a tv show. you know what's funny, you obviously grew nun obviously grew up in a hollywood house. how was that going to sets and film premieres. is oprah coming to thanksgiving? i've grown-up on set my whole life. funny that you mentioned oprah. i lost my first tooth with oprah on a boat. >> lena: what? >> yeah. >> lena: was she like a tooth fairy? >> i guess so, you know, it just happened. >> lena: did she put a car under your pillow? >> i swallowed the tooth. that might have not been so good. i think i still got money under my pillow. >> lena: cool, cool, cool. and obviously, john, you've gotten to meet a lot of famous people over your life and career. i heard that you and mohammad
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ali kind of met. how did that happen? >> it was at a time where arguably we were the two most famous people in the world. and he loved to compete with it and test it all the time. we'd walk down the street, he'd say let's see who gets recognized first. one time a young person recognized us both and they kind of freaked out. and he said you think you're dreamin'? you think you're seein' john travolta and mohammad ali together and you're going to go home and say was that real? or was i dreamin'? >> lena: somebody probably thought they were on mushrooms. like i, would not have if i saw you two walking down the street. a lot of times your parents embarrass you. but like you are the king of cool. >> yeah. >> lena: does john travolta embarrass you as your dad? >> there's been times. it doesn't never happen.
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but yeah. there was one time that actually taylor was coming over to the house. and i loved him. >> lena: okay. okay. >> and my friends and i were looking at pictures of him and just -- >> lena: of course, as one does. >> ah, and he knew that. and then taylor gets there, and his family as well, so i was researching about them, too. >> lena: right. yeah, just research. >> yeah. yeah. it's important. then the first thing he says to them is oh, she was just looking you guys up on the internet. >> lena: oh, yo. >> a father's point of view, everybody loves taylor lourde. wouldn't he be flattered that elle is looking hem up? >> lena: i see the thought process. and saying that.
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was he cool? >> he was just oh, ha, ha. nice. and i was like. with my face like bright rid probably. >> lena: hilarious. i have my favorite john travolta films. i mentioned them at the top. "look who's talkin'". i watch that repeatedly. me and my sister still have them on vhs. they're a big part of our childhood, okay? >> on vhs. i kissed halle berry, too, in "sword fish." >> lena: yes, you did. >> i'm the only one that gets to kiss her. you got to kiss her. >> lena: we have a lot in common. >> we do. >> lena: do you have a favorite movie? you have so many movies. can you pick a favorite one? >> one of my favorites is "from paris with love". i love that movie so much. >> lena: dope. >> and then of course "grease".
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[cheers and applause] "wild hogs". >> lena: and i really like swordfish. >> more with john and ella bleu travolta when we come back. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ applebee's new loaded fajitas. now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. applebee's new loaded fajitas. ♪ i want it all ♪ ♪ 'cause there's nothing like this feeling, baby ♪ now that i've found you ♪ ♪ now that i've found you ♪
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>> i can't. because they don't eat doughnuts in l.a. they eat sprouts. however, i can show you how they do it in texas. you dunk. maybe smaller bites. bites. you're too pretty to be dunkin' donuts. cheers. first time i've ever toasted without liquor in it. [cheers and applause] >> welcome back. i'm lena waithe here with john and ella bleu travolta. wow, man. tell me a little bit about "poison rose". i know it's a detective story, but how did it come about? >> i play a scruffy detective as you saw, and he's assigned to a missing persons case in texas and it turns into a murder case and ella's at the center of that murder case. and then morgan freeman is kind of like the godfather of
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galveston and knows more about the case than anybody. >> lena: that's amazing. >> so we have to deal with him and i have a history with morgan. morgan. and i'm checking her don't you love that she went from robin williams right to -- >> lena: had you and morgan freeman ever been in a movie together? >> no. but we had a similar past. he was from broadway, i was from broadway. every day on the set. he would start a song and i would finish it. and i don't know if it's true, but i'm assuming that he was telling me true, that he said he had the most fun on that set than he had on any movie. >> lena: wow. >> i think that's pause ause wae injected a little music. >> lena: you whistled while you worked. that's dope. >> her ideas, like yours come very quick, and they come to
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fruition very easily. when she was 7, she said daddy, i want to do a movie. and a week later that script with robin and i came on my plate. and now she turned 18 last year and said to me, daddy, i think i'm ready to go back to movies. boom, a week later this morgan freeman script came, i said honey, we're on. [cheers and applause] that speed and particle flow quickness. >> lena: you got to be careful when you say something. it will come to you. i want a million dollars, and it's going to show up at the door. you have that power. and quickly, in the clip, you were eating doughnuts, one of my favorite foods. do you guys like sweets, baked goods? >> we're a big food family. we bake often at home, too. like bakeoff, but he wins every single time.
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>> lena: damage ing it john tra you're good at everything. >> "the poison rose" opens in select theatres and on demand friday. john and ella bleu travolta everyone! we'll be right back with lala milan. thank y'all. [music and singing in the background] [music and singing in the background] ((cat 2) fwhoa- so many choices! (cat 1) look- extra gravy! (cat 2) and lids! (cat 2) yeah friskies has it all. (cat 1) i want it all- can i have it all? (vo) feed their fantasy. friskies. when crabe stronger...strong, with new nicorette coated ice mint.
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live." i'm lena waithe. our next guest is a very successful and funny social media influencer who has one of the greatest names of all time. she currently stars on my show "boomerang." it returns for a second season next year. please give a warm welcome for lala milan. [cheers and ♪ >> lena: woo! >> girl. woo! how y'all! [cheers and applause] >> lena: you and i are friends. we know each other. >> very well. >> lena: we got to act like we >>ena:e you rn lala? >> no. i was born. >> lena: what's certificate?
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>> it's so ghetto. >> lena: give it to me. >> it's jaclaala. it's not anything with a q-u. >> lena: you want to say it again? >> say it with me, >> lena: how did you get to lala? >> i chopped off all the other letters and kept the l-a and doubled it up. >> lena: a lot of people know you as a social media star. i can't imagine you working at a store. >> girl, i worked at walgreens. and then i worked at allstate. >> lena: do you have any weird stories? when people go to walgreen's they're not their best self.
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>> they're not. you know the customer's always right. customer came in, had christmas lights. buy one, get one free, she was arguing with me saying it was $6 that she was supposed to get back. >> lena: how much, two for $10. >> my manager came out and gave this lady $6. and she was like, i told you. >> lena: girl! >> what? >> lena: so now they got the math all messed up. >> yes, and i was lookin' stupid when she was wrong. my manager was like, don't worry about it. how can i not? >> lena: here's my question. obviously, you quickly moved on from that and started making videos. >> yes. >> lena: how did you begin that journey? >> girl, i was at allstate making videos on the job while my boss was out getting new
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clients, a-k-a playing golf. >> lena: you were using his office to make instagram videos. >> i right there at the front desk. so every time people came in, i would be like welcome to allstate, how can i help you? >> lena: do you remember when you first got recognized in the world? >> yes, when i did a parody, next thing you know, everybody's like, are you that girl from instagram? and i'm like, yeah, that's me. and they just went crazy from there. >> lena: obviously you came in and slayed your audition for tia for "boomerang". i did not have a poker face at all. >> i know, girl. >> lena: can you tell everybody how we met? >> we met at the mtv movie and because i saw you, and i was like, lena waithe, i'm a big friend of yours, and you were
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like, i'm a big fan of yours, and you put me on tv. >> lena: the story rarely ends with a happy ending. >> and you said take my number and i thought, she about to give me a fake number. you said we going to work three times. the fourth time i hit you up, you was like, oh, yeah, you're always on my mind. come in, i got something for you. i was like oh, my god, and it was the audition to "boomerang". [cheers and applause] >> yes, yes. >> lena: now here's a little fun fact. you and guillermo are familiar. you guys have met before. >> mm-hm. >> yes. >> lena: there you go. >> yes, good to see you again. [ speaking in foreign language ] [cheers and applause]
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surprise, she's bilingual. >> lena: okay. look before we get out of here, you want to tell people a little bit about your character, tia? >> absolutely. ooh, tia, she's a little bit of everything. she's a perfect representation of the young lmillennials now day. she's a hustler. she went from a stripper to a video girl to a rapper. and she's gay. >> lena: she a lesbian. >> i got it mixed up. she almost had me being bisexual. shout out to my boyfriend. i'm just playin'. >> lena: so basically, lala tia got a little bit in common. >> they do. >> lena: you're vicarious. [cheers and applause] >> lena: yo! thank you so much, lala for coming and hanging out with me on my first time hosting on late
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night. >> you're doing bomb. >> lena: thank you, sis. >> season two of "boomerang" returns next year on bet. we'll be (paul) great. another wireless ad. so many of them are full of this complicated, tricky language about their network and offers and blah blah blah. look. sprint's going to do things differently. and let you decide for yourself. they're offering a new 100% total satisfaction guarantee. try it out and see the savings. if you don't love it, get your money back. see? simple. now sprint's unlimited plan comes with one of the newest phones included for just $35 a month. so switch now. for people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay.com oh! oh! oh! ♪ ozempic®! ♪ (announcer) people with type 2 diabetes are excited about the potential of once-weekly ozempic®. in a study with ozempic®, a majority of adults lowered their blood sugar and reached an a1c of less than seven and maintained it. oh! under seven? and you may lose weight. in the same one-year study, adults lost on average up to 12 pounds. oh! up to 12 pounds?
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>> welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm lena waithe. here's the cool thing about this gig. they were like, who do you want to come on, and i'm like, i want chika to come on. i'm a huge fan of our next guest. she's a very talented rapper and songwriter who just last year went viral with an inspiring freestyle rap about kanye west. and now she's here, making her late night television debut. please welcome, all the way from alabama, chika. >> hey, hey, hey. >> lena: look, i feel very honored to have you on the show tonight and feel honored to introduce you to this audience. you've been an inspiration to many. >> thank you for having me. >> lena: you're killin' it. a lot of people got to know you
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because of a freestyle you did about kanye west and his regression so to speak. we want to show a clip of that. ♪ now mr. west take a seat ♪ i implore ya ♪ can't go you to -- ♪ your music has been whack ♪ and your views are movin' back ♪ >> lena: woo! [cheers and applause] >> lena: that was, that was just the beginning. and then it just like, from there things are, you got thehee calvin kline ads. talk about how life has changed for you. >> it's been craze' to sy to sa least. i'm here. i can't believe that out of a video i made out of complete anger and disgust.
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it's been moving fast ever since it begun. it's been a hell of a journey. >> lena: who's the craziest person who has reached out to you. >> you will not believe, but lena waithe, she dead-ass totally reached out to me. [cheers and applause] you think i'm liein'. >> lena: who's the second most famous. >> lin manuel miranda. [cheers and applause] >> lena: that's huge, that's huge. like seriously i feel like people are really waking up to what you're doing. and tonight you're going to perform a new song for us. because i came in, and look, i do want to make sure people know about this one, the new single "no squares". but you were like, you knew you were going to have an opportunity to talk to a bunch of people and you wanted to write something brand-new for us. >> i wrote a song it's called richie versus state of alabama. we all know what's going on in
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alabama right now. i'm from alabama. and i thought with this opportunity and the way it lined up, it would make so much sensek for people who feel voiceless. richie is the name of one of my friends. i felt like this would be a proper tribute to her and also a tribute to all women people with wombs in alabama. and this is my time to speak for us. >> chika will perform for us right after this commercial break. stay tuned. ♪
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>> i want to thank john and ella bleu travolta, lala milan, halle berry, and jimmy kimmel for letting me house sit tonight. "nightline" is next but first here with her brand new song "richie v alabama" the one, the only, the future, chika! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ i gotta be honest i never expected
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to do this no anticipation ♪ ♪ addressing the nation i promise it's more than just music this moment ♪ ♪ i'll use it with hate getting louder the people in power will start to abuse it ♪ ♪ they're building a world of their own that we cannot call home we can barely peruse it ♪ ♪ look i'm about to lose it i sat in my room and i thought ♪ ♪ how do i give this thing all that i've got from alabama i think i can handle ♪ ♪ the weight of this scandal it's time that we fought and if that kay ivey begins to despise me ♪ ♪ i will take it lightly it won't mean a lot because she signed a bill that effectively kills ♪ ♪ all the rights of a woman ms. ivey can rot i'm over this the dumbest of men ♪ ♪ got to vote for this young women are looking for hope in this they want us to wallow ♪ ♪ in brokenness the remedy really is openness apologies if i ♪ ♪ go low for this too much at stake to go mild cuz to be a man ♪ ♪ is to have no plan but forcing a person to carry a child ♪ ♪ ♪ speakin' of children ♪ ♪ somebody tell me how this is allowed ♪ ♪ this is unconstitutional ♪ because not every person is willing to work ♪ ♪ doen't be delusional ♪ ♪ i remember being 12. i tucked away this drama of
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obama. i couldn't wait to show my mama he was bigger than life, killing each excuse i had to be anything less than successful. keeping faith became essential. the final day has come. and i know i'm not the only one who's dreadin' this as we approach a precipice, ironic after all these years and these tears. we the residents of usa. we pledge allegiance because there's hope. no inauguration breakin' us. i'm grateful for this last election that it awakened us. i see it as long awaited hon ci esty about how much they hated us. on behalf of the poor, behalf of the gay, the disabled, the weaks. the victims of rape, you will not divide us. take this as your final warning, mr. trump, try us. [cheers and applause]
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this is "nightline." cop plot? the mother of two and decorated nypd officer accused of breaking the law allegedly hiring a hit man to kill her ex. >> i can't believe it. i'm still in shock. >> inside the undercover operation. one of her alleged targets playing dead. how authorities moved in for the arrest. plus, scene-stealers. >> ah, you're in! >> dynamic dialog, then. >> how about a woman president. >> and now. >> well, how about a woman president. >> "all in the family" and "the jeffersons", brought to life once again. >> it's the same as being in my house. >> with all the risks of live
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