>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," tonight, trevor noah, from "booksmart," billie lourd, and music from ciara. and now, stop right there, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it. i will say this, i'm glad you're in. the borders around this show are always open. how many in the audience are visitors from other countries tonight? all right.

now does president trump know about this? does he know you're here? president trump unveiled his new immigration plan, a plan masterminded by jared kushner. it's interesting. he says the plan would focus on merit-based immigration. permit highly skilled workers to enter the united states where they would be then given their choice at caddieing at any of his golf clubs for just under minimum wage. he wants to replace green cards with what he calls build america visa, otherwise known as mexico express. the way this visa would work is there would be a points system. you get points if you're a young worker, have a valuable skill, job offer or advanced degree. if you're woman, based entirely on looks. "new york times" said in their headline, trump immigration plan emphasizes immigrant skills over family ties. that's right. donald trump doesn't want to allow foreigners based on

family ties, even though foreigners literally make his family ties. they're all made in china. but the president is understandably excited. he says the kushner accord will transform america's immigration system into the pride of our nation and envy of the modern world. i hope they do it fast, though. those caravans must be almost here. somehow they mysteriously disappeared after the midterms. do you think they got stuck in bermuda triangle? last night mr. t hosted the white house historical appreciation dinner, where we had rare praise for other than himself. >> every year we do the christmas ornament. this year the design honors president eisenhower, actually a great president. people are starting to find that out. >> jimmy: people are starting to find it out, i feel like some people have found it out.

when he says people are starting to find that out or people are starting to realize, what he means is i just found out. or i just realized. like if you change it a little, watch this. >> this year the design honors president eisenhower, actually a great president -- >> i'm -- >> -- starting to find that out. >> jimmy: someone just told him about eisenhower. meanwhile, tensions are flaring with iran once again and president has been pushing back against reports that there's infighting among his team over how tough the administration should get with iran. he wrote the fake news "washington post" and even more fake news "new york times" are writing stories there's infighting with respect to strong policy with middle east. there's no infighting whatsoever. which means there's definitely infighting, a lot of it. so today his press secretary, sarah applebee sanders went out on the lawn to tell hose pesky

reporters when it comes to iran, her boss has everything under control. >> does the president feel more aggressive in planning for war than he likes them to? >> look, people have to be prepared for every scenario possible. that's what we do. the president is the ultimate decision maker. he's going to take all the information and intelligence given to him, he'll make the decision he thinks is best to keep americans safe. it's that simple. >> jimmy: i guess he had kind of an ayatollah infestation in the garden this year. today the white house released the president's annual financial disclosure form, claimed made -- $434 million last year. he's not the only one making money off the trump name. you remember jim baker, the once disgraced televangelist in the mid-'80s? he's back. he has a show. want to sell you something that jesus wants you to have. >> this coin is our point of contact.

when i asked the lord why the coin, he said because when you take the coin, it's a point of contact. your faith is being released with a million others to play protection and peace and wisdom counsel over the president and his family. that's point of contact. that's why we got to pray, because they think we're crazy, but we're actually the sane ones. that's right. right. >> jimmy: i mean, it does make sense. what sane person wouldn't pay $45 for a coin of trump rubbing heads with the biblical king cyrus? those coins should come with measles. bill de blasio is newest democratic candidate for president. he was on good morning america today who showed donald trump is not the only one who can come up with cutting nicknames for his opponents. >> playing a big con on america. i call him con don. >> jimmy: sick burn.

he called him -- i call him condon. he really puts the blah in de blasio. according to a recent poll, 76% of new york city residents think de blasio should not run for president but he did get a warm reception outside of "gma" this morning. you can see, this is inside the studio. just outside the studio, a number of well-wishers gathered to show their support for the mayor of new york. some even made him campaign signs. he's very popular. maybe he's running for president so he can get away from all the people who hate him in new york. i really don't know what bill de blasio is thinking. he has no chance of winning. i mean this is basically bill de blasio's campaign. the saddest birthday in town. at this point announcing you're running for president is like announcing you're running a 5k, good for you, no one cares, don't post pictures.

there are now 23 democrats in the race. unless one of these guys has a dragon we don't know about, i don't know how any of them come out of this alive. oh, hey, speaking of beloved new york city politicians, anthony weiner is out of prison. he was -- he served 15 months for sexting with a 15-year-old. he'll now serve three years of supervised release, which sounds dirty, but it's not. it means he will have his computer use monitored by a probation officer at all times. imagine having that job, watching somebody else use computer to make sure they don't take a picture of their penis. and this must be torture for anthony weiner. he probably got super jacked in prison. now he can't send pictures of his body to anyone. if i was anthony weiner, i'd run for president, i tell you what. that way, when he goes around the neighborhood, knocking on doors to tell them he is a sex offender, he can follow it up

with by the way, i'm a sex offender. i count on your vote? meanwhile something strange is happening in the land down under, rash of mysterious images appearing in public parks. this was in blake park in australia. another in hayes park. goes right down the middle. then there's this one in john cain memorial park. no one knows who the culprits are, but you have to admire tenacity. that's a lot of work. that's a lot of lawn mowing. and well worth it. meanwhile, back here at home, high school students in labelle, florida pulled off a similarly creative senior prank. >> high school students managed to vandalize $20,000 worth of property for their school prank. and labelle senior high, they went all out with this heading, mandatory penis inspection. yeah, you read that correctly. and here it is. you can see it for yourself.

it was addressed to all male students, staff and faculty, that this mandatory inspection would take place may 7th. the dean of students sent email to parents apologizing for the prank but haven't gotten word how the students managed to hack into the system. >> jimmy: i'm impressed. i don't know what the ramifications will be, but whoever those students are, i will pay all legal costs related to her expulsion or arrest, and i will even consider them for adoption. that's right. on cbs tonight, one of the most popular shows ever came to close, final episode of "the big bang theory." you might want to check in on your father-in-law to make sure he's okay. the good news is if you miss it, you can see it on every flight you ever take for the entire rest of your life, but it's very sad. goodbye "big bang theory." >> what? >> jimmy: i said goodbye. you must know that. >> you think if i know that, would be here right now?

>> jimmy: well, yeah, maybe. i don't want to ruin the magic of television for everyone, but we tape the show at 5:00 p.m. so you have plenty of time. >> plenty of time? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i can't believe that's tonight. i have so much to do. >> jimmy: what do you have to do? >> i have to -- i you know, wash my bazinga t-shirt. >> jimmy: you're wearing it. >> my good one. wash the good one. pick up blonde wig from dry cleaners. >> jimmy: what is it for? >> dress cat up as penny. >> jimmy: okay. i probably should have assumed that. >> i also have to thaw all the frozen foods. >> jimmy: why do you have to thaw the frozen foods? >> as tribute to howard's mom. >> jimmy: who is howard? i'm sorry i don't -- >> who -- howard wolowitz, as played by simon helberg?

>> i know who that is. >> his mother dies in episode 15. then in episode 18, as a tribute, the cast thaws all the foods she has made for him and then they have a big party. >> jimmy: okay. >> hello, you don't know this? >> jimmy: no, i don't know this, but don't cry. you know what? you still have "young sheldon." >> [ bleep ] "young sheldon." jimmy, i love old sheldon. but now stuck here at your stupid show and i'm not going to have a chance to even rehearse "the big bang theory" theme song with my band. >> jimmy: hey, come on, don't cry. you know what? we have a band here. why don't you practice with our band? we kw atong, rig? >> you mean that? >> jimmy: what's that? >> you mean that? i could give

shot. one, two, three ♪ our whole universe was in a hot dense state that nearly 14 billion ♪ ♪ years ago expansion started, earth began to cool, autotrophs began to drool ♪ ♪ built the pyramids, all mad scientists are evolving, started with the big bang ♪ >> bazinga! >> jimmy: really did a great job with the ears, very realistic. all right. so that's going away. guillermo, do you know what red band trailer is? >> guillermo: i don't know, something dirty? >> jimmy: kind of, yeah. it is. it's basically an r-rated trail. >> and they do them for movies. movie starring dennis quaid, family movie, "a dog's journey," that opens tomorrow. it's a sequel to "a dog's

purpose" which is a film that meant a lot to me and probably to a lot of you, especially that one person. it's rated pg. i don't think it's fair they don't get their open red band trailers. so with that said, we're proud to present the world premiere red band trailer for "a dog's journey." ♪ my name is bailey. i've lived a lot of lives. as a lot of different dogs. but i always found my way back to ethan. >> still think you got one in you boss dog? [ bark bark ] >> okay. ready? >> born ready. >> go! >> there's a lot you don't know about that dog.

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when the deportations begin, our first guest will undoubtedly be one of the first ones to go. he is a bright and funny man from south africa who hosts "the daily show" ever week night on comedy central and gives donald trump a very hard time. please say hello to trevor ariza! noah! >> doing well, thank you. good to see you, jimmy. thank you. >> jimmy: i appreciate you being here. i know you're kind of on vacation right now. >> that's what's fun about vacation, i finally get to go and be a guest on your show. we never get to be guests. >> jimmy: every once in a while. it's fun to see how other operations work. >> it's nice. but it's weird. we know the things. i feel as invested in show as

you are, moments backstage, do you need me to move that, are we on time? you're the guest. i know, i know. do you want me to lift? doing the desk, should i bring it? >> jimmy: don't have to do any manual labor. is that how it works at "the daily show," guests chip in to move around? >> no, no, no, never the guests. but there are some guests that will do things that they shouldn't be doing. >> jimmy: like what? >> for instance, oprah came to the show. >> jimmy: congratulations. that's a big deal. >> first didn't come in guest entrance. waiting this way, all of a sudden she's like hello! everyone turns and it's oprah in the building. and no, no, the guest entrance, she doesn't care. she comes in the front and walks around the building, telling people what's going to happen, how it's going to go, but in the nicest way. she is helping us make a show. because it's oprah, no one is like no. that's a better idea. that's what we're going to do. in control room, makeup with me,

you ready for interview? no i'm not ready. >> jimmy: we had a similar experience. the first time oprah was here we were all nervous. >> it's stressful, right? >> jimmy: everyone dressed up, kind of funny. we shot something, 6:00 in the morning, oprah here well before i arrived. she really made everyone feel so -- and it was one of those things. honestly, i never got it. yeah, oprah's good on tv. but why are we naming our babies oprah and praying? >> she has that thing. >> jimmy: made complete sense after. >> every baby, second name oprah. everyone. it should be jimmy oprah kimmel >> jimmy: everyone will be irish. that's kind of sign that you made it, oprah comes to the show. >> yeah, man, it's been amazing. >> jimmy: don't have a show until oprah comes. >> wow, that's not fair to say because i didn't have a show until a few weeks ago, then.

that's what you're saying. you condemned me >> jimmy: illegitimate until she showed up. that's how we felt around here. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: now i was saying, you are on the road right now. >> right, right. >> jimmy: you have a podcast that you do. >> yes. >> jimmy: and "the daily show," a lot of work. also do stand-up comedy. >> yeah. it's different facets. a lot of people, you work all the time. i don't think of it that way. it's a blessing. it's a gift. i love engaging in the news. i love talking about what's going on. that's the heart of what i do. >> jimmy: really bad attitude, not going to fit in around here like that. >> living in this world where every day you get to hang out with this dude, jimmy. love that. and then of course i've got podcast which i do on weekends, on a sunday hang out and talk about old news that you're not emotional about anymore. >> jimmy: what do you talk about?

>> anything, one about education. why are teachers going on strike? why aren't they getting paid as much as they should be? where is america's money going? why are teachers struggling to provide for kids? these are not random kids, but americans'. and taxpayers' money is not going to them. >> jimmy: just want them out of the house. >> don't care about the school? just a bonus? >> jimmy: as long as nothing happens, they'll learn to read eventually. >> we hope. >> jimmy: i don't know why. is it like that in your home? >> it is. and that's what's interesting to me. a lot of people oh, south africa is a third world country, but then you go no, we're a developing nation. yet here you have america that has the same issues as a country that only had democracy for less than three decades. that should be worrying to me. so talk to people smarter than i am, who have studied in fields of science, education. we talked about religion on one episode. we're going to talk about social

media coming up. everything people talk about but not while it's happening. because a lot of the time when it happens now, everyone is so emotional. social media helps you be emotional. >> jimmy: can dig into it on the podcast. >> some things you should be emotional about, for instance if they say that abortion is criminalized in alabama, you should get emotional about that instantly, no matter what. >> jimmy: yeah. are you surprised by how nutty things have gone since you arrived really? i mean i don't want to directly blame you. but things were okay a little while back. >> i know you're not blaming me, but it sounded like you were. >> jimmy: i'll let everyone draw their own conclusions. i'm just saying the timing is a little suspicious. >> you know, it's so funny. when i took over "the daily show" everyone is what are you going to make jokes about? and people said you're just not

angry enough, trevor, where is your indignation. i was like what do you have to be angry about? things are going great right now. your economy is growing. your president is loved. your footprint around the world is one that is being cemented as the super power. what are you angry about? people had faux anger. i was worried about that. there is nothing to be stressed about right now. i was worried about that for the show. >> jimmy: always angry about something. if nothing important, find something dumb to be angry about. >> that's the problem. >> jimmy: somebody puts pineapples on pizza and lose our mind. >> which happened to me, by the way. i posted that online. people were are those pineapples on a pizza? >> jimmy: that is something that guess on in certain parts of the world, and we can't tolerate it. >> that's what changed for me. when donald trump was elected and proceeded to do the things he had promised, ironically because it's funny that donald trump would be the first

presidential candidate -- >> jimmy: to deliver. >> to actually deliver. hate him or love him, he's doing the things he said. >> jimmy: hey, mail you a box of [ bleep ]. don't worry, it will be there in three days. and then there it is. >> in the beginning, everyone is he's not going to -- he doesn't mean build a wall. he doesn't mean ban all muslims. no he means that. he totally means that. >> jimmy: you've got it figured out trevor. i'm glad somebody does. trevor noah is here. he is the host of "the daily show." we'll be right back. ♪ a serious error has occurred. a serious error has o... ♪ ♪ ♪

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i assume it is the computer? >> app with podcast on it, enjoy. >> jimmy: you know a lot about computers i'm told. >> i love computers. >> jimmy: you build them and all that stuff when you were a kid? >> computers changed my life. i was really young, mom came home with computer one day, didn't know what it was, brand new, pentium 386 running dos. and i remember my mom came home with it. she put it down and was like here. i said what is that? i don't know but apparently it's the future. >> jimmy: wow. >> okay, how do we do it? she said that's your job. you're more of the future than i am, figure it out. >> jimmy: how old? >> probably 11, 12 years old. >> jimmy: what is first thing you would do on the pentium computer? >> all you had was command prompt. the little dot would just flash. i would just type things, it would do nothing. then one day typed d-i-r, enter, showed me files.

then i would do that every day, and it would scroll, scroll, scroll. then found out dir/p, per page. stopped, changed my life. >> jimmy: in what way did your life change? >> because i could see what was on the computer, jimmy. >> jimmy: did you not have a television? >> we had a television, but the computer was magic. >> jimmy: but what was on the computer? >> nothing. i fell in love with them. i started building computers when i was a kid. i would build my own rigs. when i was in high school, i had a friend named andrew. he taught me how to pirate cds. >> jimmy: now you're talking. >> allegedly i pirated cds. >> jimmy: what cds? >> what apple did before they did it. people used to hate albums. people were i want that song and that song and that song. why not just buy the songs? and apple stole idea. >> jimmy: oh, you would sell

them? >> jimmy: we called them mix tapes. >> fade the music together, play the cd once, wouldn't know it was different song. mariah carey and notorious b.i.g. they sing together? no. that was me. so i love computers, man. i still build them today. i still build my gaming rigs and everything. >> jimmy: you like to go to microsoft headquarters, do you work there, hang around? what are you doing? >> make it seem like i just walk around at microsoft. >> jimmy: yes, that's what i imagine, yeah. i imagine you going around to cubicles and people taking pictures with you. >> no, no, what happened, really organically, you know. i went to talk about my book, met with some technicians. i spoke about computers in book, you really know your stuff, do you want to see stuff? we had a great time. wasn't walking around what's this, i was like is that what i think it is? they were surprised. >> jimmy: i see.

>> i think our first relationship is great. i have a foundation in south africa, educational foundation. microsoft said give you all the computers you need to outfit schools in south africa so kids get to have access. >> jimmy: that's good. good thing you didn't walk around saying what is this? >> it was great. schools got the computers, i got the credit, but i didn't have to pay. >> jimmy: what does your mom who gave you first computer and now son has become this international star. what does she think of all this? >> she still calls me to fix her computer now. she'll phone me from africa and trevor, the thing is not working. which thing, mom? the thing. i'm in new york, okay, tell me when you're coming back. >> does she love that you're a celebrity? is she into that? >> no. doesn't not love i'm celebrity but my mom doesn't care. >> jimmy: does she care about

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>> jimmy: all right. still to come, music from ciara. next guest is hollywood and rebel alliance royalty, see her in "star wars: the rise of skywalker" but first, she co-stars in the critically acclaimed new comedy "booksmart." it opens in theaters a week from friday. please welcome billie lourd. doing well thank you. >> good.

>> jimmy: i will tell you, i saw your movie today, and it's just great. not only is it great, you're great in it. and i think it's going to be one of those movies that like every once in a while, every four years or so, there's a movie that people of a certain age group just identify with and love for the rest of their lives. i think this is going to be one of these movies. >> i totally agree, keep saying if i had this movie in high school i would be less of a [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: put that on the poster. >> yeah, put it on the poster. you hear it here first. >> jimmy: it's very funny, and the dialogue is very natural. you never feel like you're watching. you almost feel like you're watching a bunch of kids, you know. >> yeah. and the reason that happens is this cast is so incredible. lot of those kids are not actors. so they really are themselves. it makes the movie so much better because of that, including me. but i'm not a full gg.

i'm a half gg. >> jimmy: your character gigi is a maniac. >> a little bit, in nice way. >> jimmy: did you base that character on a person that you know? >> if i know myself, yes. >> jimmy: based on you? >> slightly. i keep saying gigi is basically my id. what i would be if no one is watching. dance like no one is watching is what gigi does. and little bit of me at my prime. i don't know about any of you guys, but my prime was during bat mitzvah season. i peaked. it's all over. it's all been down hill since bat mitzvah season, 2008. great year. >> jimmy: why do you feel like that's your prime? >> i danced like no one was watching. i was gigi. one of my favorite bar mitzvahs of all bar mitzvahs was the first one i went to. it was one of those crazy, weird beverly hills house.

and they had those weird creepy tea candles, i don't know why they're calling them creepy, but they were creepy. lining the stairs. i went to the top of the stairs, took it all in, looked at it as if i was in "titanic" or something bizarre. got warm, looked down, skirt was fully aflame. and because kids are so nice, they all ran away. >> jimmy: really? >> they all ran away. one guy stayed, jared. thank you so much, jared. >> jimmy: good old jared, not jared from subway? >> i wish it was. i really do. damned skirt is on fire. i look down, everyone runs away. unlike most kids, i'm going to strip this skirt off. rather take the skirt off than be on fire. >> jimmy: sure. >> so i take the skirt off. i'm wearing the weird abercrombie & fitch underwear, i feel like you love those. >> jimmy: what do they look like? >> they're little like sad

stripes. sad and creepy stripes, really covered too much, had a weird string on the side. wasn't a great thing to be wearing when you knew your skirt was going to catch fire and take it off. but that's what i was wearing. and that became my m.o., what i'm saying with long insane bar mitzvah story, that's gigi. i was gigi at 13 and went downhill. >> jimmy: good thing you went on fire, maybe never would have been able to nail this role the way you did. >> exactly. >> jimmy: mom was carrie fisher, dad is brian lourd. everyone knows your mom but dad runs biggest talent agency probably, caa. so your house, i would imagine. >> very normal, what do you mean? >> jimmy: were you aware it wasn't normal? >> no. it just like any other kid. i just thought my parents were weird as hell and embarrassing,

like anyone does. >> jimmy: in what ways. >> you met my mom, you know. woman never wore a bra. she would come to school -- >> jimmy: one of the things i like about her. >> me too, not when i was 13 though. now i'm really into the fact that she didn't wear a bra because i can relate. but at 13, it was a light nightmare. i had mainly guy friends and don't want mom's dds hanging out. it wasn't great. i think anyone can relate, normal mom problem. put your boobs away. they're great. >> jimmy: certain time of your life you want them out. when you're feeding. >> exactly. >> jimmy: and away for the whole rest. >> lock them down. >> jimmy: bring boyfriends home and she would embarrass you? >> yeah, actually my current boyfriend, i brought his dad over for the first time. we'd been dating for a couple of months. and i invited him over and i

pulled her aside, and mom, please, can we sit at the table tonight? can we make dinner and have a normal night, whatever normal is in our world? can we please just sit down and do that? he got there, she wouldn't leave her bed, ended up all five of us sitting in the bed and she told weird stories would probably get bleeped out telling on here. i'll just leave it to your imagination. >> jimmy: really? everyone in the bed? >> everyone in the bed all the time. and not in the way it should be. >> jimmy: what about dad? only fair to tell embarrassing story about him. >> that is true, but he -- like any parent, some here, maybe even you can relate. my mom always showed up at school. didn't want her there because didn't wear bra. dad didn't want to be there. like most parents, who wants to be friends with your kids friends, whatever the hell it is. >> jimmy: like a blind date. you get fixed up with other

parents. >> and if kid is cool, doesn't mean their mom is cool. it's usually the opposite. my poor dad had to deal with all of that. he made a rule of it he would not meet the parents unless i really, really liked the friend. >> jimmy: i see. interesting. smart i guess. >> wise. especially in position like his. congratulations on the movie. it's great. you're terrific in it. the movie is "booksmart." it hopes in theaters a week from friday. billie lourd, everybody. we'll be right back with ciara. ♪ >> the jimmy kimmel concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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♪ i've been thinking about you, come on ♪ ♪ i've been thinking about you wondering who's stuck in your head at night ♪ ♪ wonder if i ever cross your mind, yeah, keeping you up in your bed at night ♪ ♪ i've been thinking about you i can't get you off the brain ♪ ♪ loving you is something strange, so strange ♪ ♪ don't get me wrong, i ain't complaining, i've been thinking about you ♪ ♪ wondering if your love's a game, just kissing girls and

taking names ♪ ♪ tell me, is it love or entertainment, i've been thinking about you ♪ ♪ wondering who's stuck in your head at night, wonder if i ever cross your mind ♪ ♪ keeping you up in your bed at night ♪ ♪ i've been thinking about you, i try to fight it but it's hard to hide ♪ ♪ i've been thinking about you, i've been thinking about you ♪ ♪ i've been thinking about you you're a habit hard to break ♪ ♪ you're more than a heart can take, there's no exit, no escaping ♪

♪ i've been thinking about you, maybe you're my destiny, maybe your my destiny ♪ ♪ or maybe just a fantasy, maybe just a fantasy ♪ ♪ maybe it's just my imagination, boy i've been thinking about you ♪ come on! ♪ thinking about you, early in the morning, think about you all day, late night in the evening ♪ ♪ i can't get you off of my brain ♪

♪ early in the morning, think about you all day ♪ ♪ late night in the evening, i can't get you off of my brain ♪ ♪ i've been thinking about you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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