as always, we appreciate your time. right now on jimmy kimmel. have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- joel mchale, from "stuber," betty gilpin, and music from santana. and now, guess what, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming, thank you for joining us on what was a day of po pomp dor in the united states. another candidate has thrown his hat into the ring, and that

candidate is donald jennifer trump who launched his campaign at a rally in orlando. he was up bright and early today hyping and typing at 7:30 a.m. and wrote look what's going on in orlando, florida right now. people have never seen anything like it, unless you play a guitar, gonna be wild. see you later. this is what happens when you brush your teeth with mountain dew. trump really wanted a big crowd for this. he was pushin' it like a co-worker with an improv show. yesterday he wrote, big rally tomorrow night in orlando. looks to be setting records. records. we're building large movie screens to care of people. somehows of peop thousands of people are already lined up. big screens, he's doing more for the people at his rally in orlando than he did for all of puerto rico after the hurricane.

but -- [cheers and applause] but those are his people and it was quite the scene in orlando. the president's fox friends were on the ground this morning to chat it up with supporters who decided to camp out overnight. >> launcren, people have been camped out for days? >> let me show what you this line looks like this morning. it's nearly doubled. hundreds of people have been out here for hours, including these ladies. we have maria, nancy and jenny, all from florida. they got here yesterday at 3:30 in the afternoon. maria, why are you here? why are you camping out? >> i just came to support our country and support our president and i just love how much he hates. >> how about you? >> he says all the things i want to say because i'd probably get fired and lose custody of my

iguana. >> i just wanted a reason to wear this tank top again, and i saw a bunch of white people in line so i joined in. >> usa, usa, build the wall! hillary sucks! lock her up! lock her up! build a wall! >> jimmy: and that went on for another 45 minutes. the only thing a 73-year-old golfer should be announcing is his retirement. this is the headline on the opinion page of the "orlando sentinel." our endorsement for president 2020, not donald trump. [ applause [ applause ] anyone other than him. it's crazy that florida basically gets to decide our election. it's like letting your dog decide what's for dinner every night, wan that saiand with tha time for this week in florida.

>> a florida man hospitalized after he and his grandmother did some coke and ate a puffer fish. >> jimmy: i like a close family. that's nice. the president is very mad right now at his bffs at fox news. their latest polling showed him trailing five democratic candidates, joe biden, bernie sanders, elizabeth warren, kamala harris and pete buttigieg polled ahead of trump, some well ahead of trump. [cheers and applause] so fox news did something inexcusable, they reported this on television which made the orange man very red. he lashed out at fox. he wrote fox news polls are always bad for me. they were against crooked hillary also. something weird going on at fox. this is a shame. you hate to see a couple fighting in public, but then he add th added, i didn't spend 30 hours

with abc news. more fake news, brett baier. one exchange that stood out above all the others was the cough-fefe involving his chief of staff. he kicked him out of the office on camera because he was coughing during the interview, which is an interesting look into his mind, but the author of "the art of the deal" spent a lot of time with him. >> when you think of mick mull vain ey vainy, and he says get out of the room because you coughed, to know trump is to hate trump. to know trump is to hate trump, meaning everybody who knows him, deep down hates him

[ applause ] >> jimmy: can you be more specific? are you saying -- would he be fun on a camping trip for instance? this is how politicians embarrass themselves in pakistan. this was on facebook live. some pakistani officials were talking to reporters, and somebody on the social media team neglected to switch the cat filter off. so this guy is a regional minister. he had no idea he had whiskers and ears while he was talking. they should do that at the democratic debates. it would be fun to see joe biden and bernie sanders go at each other with the snapchat baby filter on, you know? this is a big thing on facebook. the gender reveal videos. have you seen these? these are where real people reveal whether they're having a boy or a girl in a very extravagant and elaborate way. i guess they're fun for the families involved, with the exception of this guy in

tennessee, who learned very early on how difficult fatherhood can be. >> ready? >> four, three, two, one, >> jimmy: good thing she's pregnant already. so yesterday for father's day we unveiled our annual youtube challenge and we do it every year, we asked kids to throw a slice of cheese on their dads' face. and while it was a lot of fun, the face cheese, next year i think maybe we might try this. this is from a young man in miami gardens, florida, who found a very creative way to prank his grandma. >> mommy. [ speaking in foreign language ]

>> hello. [ speaking in foreign language ] [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: the flip-flop phone. [ applause ] very well done. there should be an award for this sort of, this is another amazing piece of tape. this is video of a man who works at a pizza place here in southern california who did something that can only be described as magical. now here he is, pizza, oh, yeah, right there. carries on with his day. let's take a look at that again in slow motion if we could. you see one handed i drops, he's like, oh, i'll put it right there. he's the sully sullenberger of pizza, and he is here with us tonight from topper's pizza in

camarillo, california. thanks for coming. [cheers and applause] first of all, incredible, just unbelievable. how long have you been working at topper's? >> three years. >> jimmy: what is your position there? >> assistant manager. >> jimmy: did they promote you to that because of that move? >> no. >> jimmy: you were already assistant manager. did they look at that and go, this guy's got to run the store? we got to fire whoever's running things? >> nah. >> jimmy: the video's been seen 7.5 million times? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how many times have you watched it? >> probably a million times. >> jimmy: i would watch it 2 million. so are people now recognizing you in the store or coming in to see you in the store? >> yes. >> jimmy: and what do they say to you? >> are new that video? i'm like, yeah, that was me. >> jimmy: and that's it? >> pretty much. some people here and there want to take a picture.

>> jimmy: did you burn yourself? >> yeah, a little on the wrist. >> jimmy: did you miss any work? >> no. no. >> jimmy: look at that, that's unbelievable. [cheers and applause] had you ever done anything like this before? >> catching pizza? >> jimmy: yeah. >> um, no. >> jimmy: no, no. if it was a pineapple pizza, would you have let it fall on the floor? >> it just, maybe. >> jimmy: maybe. >> catch it, maybe. >> jimmy: have you received a call from the president or an invitation to the white house or anything like that? >> no. jo >> jimmy: who would you like to play you when they make a movie about this story? is there an actor in mind that you would like to have that role? >> tom hanks. >> jimmy: tom hanks. all right, a little age difference, but, well, we wanted to celebrate this incredible achievement. so tonight we reached out to the governor of california, gavin newsom and asked him to honor

you in some way. we were thinking he'd name a bridge after you, a street, an expressway, anyway, he didn't call back, but we don't need the governor, because i will say this. by the power vested in me as a television host, i hereby declare june 18 to be christian valadez day. [cheers and applause] beautiful. you can see. and most importantly these golden oven mitts so you never burn your magic fingers again. christian, not only are we honoring christian here in california, your amazing feat is inspiring celebrations all around the world. let's go to the board in washington, d.c. tonight, in croatia, in austin, texas.

you can see the philippines, spain is having a celebration. pyongyang, north korea is celebrating. tallahassee, florida. and even bangkok, thailand. so congratulations, christian. we salute you with a bouquet, what do those flowers smell like? >> pepperoni. >> jimmy: pepperoni roses, and i am also proud to present you with the nobel pizza prize. there it is. congratulations to you. [cheers and applause] anything on this special day on this special moment that you would like to say to america? >> thank you for all the support, shout out to jesse, my general manager. and eat more pizza! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: congratulations. christian valadez, everyone.

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funny lady wrestling show "glow," and the new movie "stuber," betty gilpin is here. then, the new album is called "africa speaks," led by a ten-time grammy award-winner. a man who was born with a guitar in his hand, santana from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow, miles teller and ayesha curry will join us, with music from hollywood vampires.

and on thursday, kumail nanjiani, from fake news cnn jim acosta, and from the new movie yesterday, himesh patel. so please join us for all of that. our first guest tonight is a very funny and beautifully groomed actor, comedian and host who checks another bucket off his list as host of the classic game show "card sharks." watch it wednesday nights here on abc. please welcome joel mchale. [cheers and ♪ >> thank you. it's me, carlos santana. >> jimmy: no, no, you're not

carlos santana. that's a different person. he's outside, and he has a guitar. >> he has a skill. >> jimmy: do you play any instruments? >> i played piano for two years. i hated every minute of it, and when my mom said fine, you can quit, but you will regret this. and she's absolutely right. >> jimmy: do you encourage your children now to learn an in instrument? >> yes, they play x box, and i want them to start making money at it soon. it's time for them to start contributing. >> jimmy: i saw you a couple weeks ago and you told me that -- >> this is a lie. >> jimmy: on father's day you were going to play in a fortnight tournament. >> yeah, yeah. joi >> jimmy: was that for you. >> yeah, look at me. my boys love fortnight. we got them off of it to something less addictive,

fentanyl. no. i, you're clapping for fentanyl. that's correct. >> jimmy: if you were addicted to fentanyl, you'd clap for it, too. >> kimmel gave out fentanyl. >> jimmy: take that, ellen! >> she just hands out edibles. everyone's just mellow. yeah, it was for father's day, i was invited to play fortnight. i am not good at all. >> jimmy: now invited for fortnight, you played in a tournament, right? >> it was like the 50 best players and then a bunch of yahoos who are like, which button do i push to start? >> jimmy: you were a yahoo? >> i came out with the loser fruit. you guys know the loser fruit?

that kid, whoever's clapping -- >> jimmy: i'm going to say the green melon is the loser fruit. >> how dare you. i don't know why you don't like melon. >> jimmy: not having that. grape. >> wait, i've never seen you do space work like that. >> jimmy: yeah. watch this, this is, you've never seen that? i grew up in las vegas. i'm a performer. >> it's true. >> jimmy: this is how i eat fruit salad on a plane, oh, great, orange melon. oh, apple. >> and then your wife -- >> jimmy: you can have the green. that's how it goes. sorry, i didn't mean to derail you. you were playing fortnight. >> i swear to you, your space work is better than my game play. no, but they, loser fruit was my partner. >> jimmy: this is a person. >> everybody was there. aden was there, myth was there.

tim the tap man. oh, i already, dylan francis, he was there. >> jimmy: these are like famous players of the game? >> they are so much more famous than you or santana or anybody else. >> jimmy: the kids all know it. >> it's a religion. >> jimmy: do they recognize them? do they know what they look like? >> my sons who are right there, they are like loser fruit's boyfriend is right there, they're direct eye contact and handshaking. >> jimmy: did that make them feel cool because you were with loser fruit? >> no, before the game they were like don't [ bleep ], don't embarrass us. >> jimmy: they would have been embarrassed if your play was not good. how was your play? >> embarrassing. it was like your space work. i'd like to see you light an imaginary cigar right now, just

for fun. >> >>. >> jimmy: after the commercial break, we'll do that. grab me an imaginary cigar, a cuban, none of that mexican stuff. you play in this tournament. >> i was bad. i didn't get any kills. which i was like, maybe that's a good thing. >> jimmy: yes. >> and my kids had a lot of questions, and they, you know, it was a good, i think it was a good father's day for them because i got to meet their heroes, and they got swagged. it was great. >> jimmy: sounds like a great father's day for them. for you maybe not as good as it could have been. >> i was exhausted. >> jimmy: i want to shift over to your father. >> yes. >> jimmy: because you posted a couple things about your own dad. >> that's my dad, that's not my dad, that's a dog. that's my dad. >> jimmy: your dad looks like he would play your dad in the tv

movie about your dad. >> my dad looks like he's been taken over by an alien species and is driving to the mothership. this is us. i'm reading "the secret". and that's my brother. he still looks very much the same. that's my other brother. that's in a vw camper van, a micro bus. that's not like a setup. that is, that really happened. that looks like a commercial. >> jimmy: this makes me so mad at my parents. >> why? >> jimmy: because we had nothing like this, nothing. >> did you ever go camping? >> jimmy: my father would make me do yard work and yell at me. >> yeah, but. >> jimmy: and that was on the holidays. >> but you lived in las vegas. wasn't your back yard just a stinking desert? >> jimmy: sometimes we'd ride to california from las vegas and our car would always break down around barstow and we'd call

sears and be towed back to town. that was our camping. >> you got to spend time in barstow? >> jimmy: they have a great mcdonald's. >> and your mom would be green melon for everyone! that micro bus, my dad bought it used. >> jimmy: it's awesome, by the way. >> the owner of that, he lived on a steep hill, we went for a test drive, we loved it. my dad parked it, i was the first out and i released the emergency brake as i used it as a railing. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> and then the car began to go away. and my dad, to this day, it's the fastest he's ever run. and he did a full superman dive across the seats. and he said i was lying down on the passenger seat and had to put myself upright and pull the emergency brake. >> jimmy: oh, my -- >> and all of us flew forward and fell on top of him, and we're like, this is the greatest

car! you got to buy this, dad! it has a ghost driver and everything. >> jimmy: no wonder he looks so serious, yeah. >> i sounded like phyllis diller. >> jimmy: that is an act of heroism on behalf of your dad and his trusty sidekick. >> we look like drug dealers in the movie "blow." there's not that much hair left on any of us. >> jimmy: well, that is quite a story. >> would you take your dad out to dinner or anything on sunday? >> jimmy: we played softball. >> oh, that's right. >> jimmy: he was catching and i was pitching, and i would pitch and then whatever the ball, and my dad would forget to throw me another ball, and i'd be dad, i need another ball, huh? i need another ball. he'd throw the ball back, and that was our day, really. >> wow. your dad sounds like a [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: no. >> we're going to get as far as barstow. >> jimmy: that was not, we we

poor. we couldn't afford a camper van like the mchale family, riding around like the partridges, singing in towns and, and entertaining the villagers. >> you know what? i realize -- [ applause ] yeah. my childhood was pretty good. >> jimmy: apology accepted. joel mchale is here. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by sabra hummus, feel good food.

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♪ >> jimmy: lighting my, thank you again for the cigar, guillermo. >> you're welcome, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's wonderful. joel, you are the hoist of card sharks. >> yes. [cheers and applause] >> it's as big as fortnight. >> jimmy: bob eubanks, was he the host of card sharks? >> yes, in 1923. it was a radio show at that time. you take huge playing cards. if you get a queen, i go higher or lower, and the person goes lower, and then they're wrong. no. i'm kidding, they're usually

right, and they can win like $500,000. >> jimmy: is it really that much money? >> it's actually 650, so you could win some money, jimmy. >> jimmy: $650,000? >> yes. >> jimmy: has anybody? i guess you can't say. >> we did give away 200 grand to a guy last week who was so happy that he died. no, he did a dance, he kissed me. >> jimmy: really? >> his whole life changed, and then he wasted it all on fentanyl. no. this is an earlier reverence. [cheers and applause] but i felt like i was actually doing some good, when i gave it away, he even said my whole life has changed. i was like, that's amazing, and i felt like i had actually done something. it wasn't my money, but it was actually deeply rewarding. >> jimmy: nanother shark theme, you're going to be a part of

shark week on discovery. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you do? >> it's a version of card sharks with actual sharks. and one shark won a house. and -- >> jimmy: what's he going to do with it? >> it was above ground, so he promptly also died. it was terrible. no, i'm going to scuba dive with sharks, apparently. >> jimmy: oh, great idea. >> yeah, and i'm not certified for scuba diving until this morning. >> jimmy: this morning. >> yeah, i crawled into a pool and the guy's like, here's the deal. >> jimmy: who are you going with to do this? >> rob riggle. this is, we're going to push riggle toward the sharks. >> jimmy: why rob? why would he get pushed toward the sharks? >> he's an eczex-eczemx-eczema anthony anderson and i. >> jimmy: yeah, you guys will be chum. >> i'm go being to cing to cry

sharks. >> jimmy: you also have your first standup comedy special on amazon. it is joel mchale, live from pyongyang. >> yep. >> jimmy: i do not recall you going to north korea. >> i don't either, but listen, yeah, no, yeah, they, okay, we shot it in san jose. and which is very similar to north korea. >> jimmy: it is a lot like north korea. >> los gatos is nice, but downtown san jose, no. >> jimmy: i would bet that even after people watch the special half of them will still think you're in north korea, if they even know pyongyang is in north korea. >> think about that. did you know pyongyang was in north korea? >> yes! >> you all are lying. pyongyang, we thought that was a type of drum! >> jimmy: it's great to see you. >> please buy the special because i want to take jimmy and his wife out to a big bowl of -- >> jimmy: i don't think you have

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>> jimmy: our next guest is an

you know her from "glow" on netflix. next, she stars with kumail nanjiani and dave bautista in the action comedy "stuber." it opens in theatres july 12th. please welcome betty gilpin. ♪ >> jimmy: how's it goin'? >> it's good. has that ever come up and a person's just passed out or dead? what if i had died? >> jimmy: not yet, but i guess we could release a gas in there and see what would happen. >> the adrenaline is crazy. >> jimmy: the last time you were here you'd recently suffered a concussion. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: is everything all right now? >> everything's good, now. >> jimmy: did you know that job was going to be physically, even real wrestling isn't real, right, but -- >> whoa, whoa, whoa. >> jimmy: you know what i mean. >> i would get a neck dart from

the wwe if i said wrestling wasn't real. >> jimmy: sports entertainment. >> it's the highest level of imbraui improv. >> jimmy: it's predetermined, isn't it? >> no. certain things are predetermined. in glow, your foot will go here and your hand will go here, but pro wrestling, no, it's, i'm so scared to say it, it's so real. >> jimmy: you did get hurt. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did you realize going into it that it was going to be like dangerous? or you thought oh, this is going to be a role that i will have? >> yeah, i mean, basically this crazy thing happened to me when i got "glow". i was working on "masters of sex." >> jimmy: oh, right, that was a good show. [ applause ] >> playing like a vocal barbie

person. and then i got "glow", and we started wrestling training, so i had been like an apologizing mouse indoor person all my life. and all of a sudden i was leading the life of an alpha barbie who believes in herself, who's busy, and the craziest thing happen. i would get up at 3:30 in the morning, do wrestling training and go to the set of "masters of sex", do more wrestling training and i was planning my wedding also and i was terrified of getting injured so i was going to this physical therapist who was like if tony soprano and kourtney kardashian had a baby. >> jimmy: she was not good? >> she had her thing. but so i was basically working 18 hour days every day, and this

seemed fake, and it really happened. i was on her table the week before "glow" was slated to start shooting, lying on this woman's table, "kortney soprano", and my shoulder started to do this chipmunk on a trampoline thing, i was not meaning to do that, it's fine, it's fine. i got on the highway and it turned into like dad at a rage. like a muscle spasm, drunk aunt on a cruise ship. >> jimmy: really? >> it was the craziest thing. and i wasn't controlling it. i'm in traffic and people are like, and then i went home to like the place i was staying. i live in new york. i was shooting in l.a., okay, my

dream's supposed to come true next week, but i think this will certainly go away. and i went to the hospital, and they were out of, like the first doctor that i saw, his face turned totally white. he was like, will you wait one moment? and he came back with ten medical students who are all like oh, my god! >> jimmy: they were videotaping? >> i'm happy to be part of the research. so my dream's coming true. and i just like need this to stop. and they were out of beds at the er, so they put me in the hallway, and there was this muscle spasm that happened where i was lying back and my arm went up like that and people kept coming around the hallway and going oh. and i was like, no, no, i think it's a psychological thing. i'm learning to believe in myself because my dream is coming true, my childhood stuff. it will be gone next week. my dream's coming true. >> jimmy: how long did it stay

with you? >> six days. >> jimmy: six days! >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: and it just stopped? >> it seems so fake i feel like there are some actresses who are like, yeah, when i eat almonds i get a rash, you're like, that's not real. it seems, it seems not real. and i kept being to all my friends, i would send videos, look, this is real, you have to believe me. why would you make that up? and i shot a day on "masters of sex" like with this happening and i would have to be like, would you have to cut? it's happening they're like, what's happening? this, this. it was so insane. and i don't, to fix it, i went on yelp, and i found, you know, a witch. >> jimmy: what do you mean a witch? >> a witch. >> jimmy: you searched "witch"?

>> no, well, i'd been to many doctors, like physical, actual doctors, and they're like, i don't know, that will be $500. and i was like, cool, health care system. so i, she didn't bill herself as a witch. she was like a massage therapist, but the second i met her, i was like, "you witch." >> jimmy: did the witch help? >> she did. i mean i walked in. the apartment was like hoarders to the max. i was like, whatever, fine. just help me. she was like, hey, so you know, i have a cat. he never comes out. the second i lay down this cat was like boom, on my chest, stared into my eyes with what i can only describe as morgan freeman realness. i was like. okay, here we go. and the witch was like, i think your inner child is trying to tell you something. so i was like, you're crazy, all

right, let's talk to her. like i've already mo'd you. >> jimmy: you talked to your inner child? >> we talked to my inner child and let her know she was safe. and the muscle spasm stopped. i don't know if it was snake oil, but we tell yourselves things, we do weird ways of protecting ourselves. >> jimmy: especially you. >> yeah, yeah. and then three days later i started "glow." >> jimmy: miraculous. and now you've got this new movie called "stuber". >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: and a wrestler whose secrets you are presentiotectin. i'm glad you've stopped shaking. >> jimmy: betty gilpin! "stuber" opens in theatres july 12th and we'll return with music from santana.

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handsome like harry ♪ ♪ aba tina ohh who you have there breaking down the door ♪ ♪ harry was a charmer no one believed he could harm her ♪ ♪ aba tina ohh who you have there breaking down the door ♪ ♪ aba tina ohh who you have there breaking down the door ♪ ♪ aba tina aba tina aba tina aba tina ♪ ♪ ♪ the wedding was the talk of the town tina went down the aisle in a long long white gown ♪ ♪ aba tina oh who you have there breaking down the door ♪ ♪ they said she wanted to marry above her all she want was someone to love her ♪ ♪ aba tina oh who you have there breaking down the door ♪ ♪ news came first they called her a liar she had no sound

she mouth full of wire ♪ ♪ aba tina ohh who you have there breaking down the door ♪ ♪ aba tina ohh who you have there breaking down the door ♪ ♪ aba tina aba tina aba tina aba tina ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ in the end tina was buried by the church where she got married ♪ ♪ aba tina oh who you have there breaking down the door ♪ ♪ tina should have outlived us now we pray that she will forgive us ♪ ♪ aba tina oh who you have there breaking down the door ♪ ♪ tina was no deceiver few were inclined to believe her ♪ ♪ aba tina oh who you have there breaking down the door ♪ ♪ aba tina oh who you have there breaking down the door ♪ ♪ aba tina oh ♪

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