time. i'm dan ashleyful >> and i'm dion lim. right now on jimmy kimmel, kim, khloe and kourtney kardashian. >> have a nice evening. we'll see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from planet hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live in las vegas"! tonight, kim, kourtney and khlée kardashian, aunt chippy falls victim to april fools, and music from the killers, presented by walmart. with cleto and the cletones. and now, place your bets, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? that's very nice.

thank you. hello. las vegas, nevada. i appreciate it. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us on the strip for the first of five nights in vegas. that's very kind. i don't know, how many -- just out of curiosity, how many locals do we have in the audience tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right. well, i see a lot of faces i know. i grew up here. we moved to las vegas when i was 9 years old. i went to kenny gwynn junior high school. [ cheers and applause ] i went to clark high school. [ cheers and applause ] and then the university of nevada las vegas. [ cheers and applause ] i enrolled at unlv in the fall of 1985. as a young man i had the privilege of watching the great jerry tarkanian and his running rebels electrify this town.

[ cheers and applause ] i started a promising career in high school at a store called miller's outpost where -- selling parachute pants and shrink to fit jeans. i got my first job in broadcasting, unpaid of course, hosting a sunday night talk show on our local college radio station, kunv. [ cheers and applause ] no one listened to it then either. five weeks later the program director, a guy named ken jordan, called me into his office and he told me i was fired. and i said, but i'm not getting paid, how can i be fired? and he then explained how it would work. it was actually very simple. i would just stop coming in. [ laughter ] so i did. our house was about three miles from here. we grew up in what was known as chinatown, what is now known as chinatown. we lived across the street from a family, they had a boy who was a year older than me. his name was cleto escobedo. we became best friends.

and for the last 16 years -- [ cheers and applause ] -- cleto has been the leader of our band. and his dad is a saxophone player in his band. in our band. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know where the rest of the guys came from, but we like them too. we're very happy to be here. this is a dream come true for us. you know, a lot of people don't think of vegas as an appropriate place to raise a child. but we are living proof that they are absolutely right. it is not. [ cheers and applause ] children -- i am now a monster thanks to this city. i have a lot of friends and family and neighbors and schoolmates and parents of my friends here tonight. god only knows who else is here. and we brought our gang from l.a. too. we brought 257 members of our crew to las vegas, and we're hoping to go back with at least 220 of them. [ laughter ] isn't that right, guillermo? where's guillermo? is guillermo -- i know he was on the plane.

guillermo? ♪ oh, my goodness, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: hi, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you don't have to be tall or attractive or physically fit to be a showgirl. guillermo, is there anything you would like to say to las vegas before we begin? >> guillermo: thank you for having us. have fun! enjoy the show! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, ladies. the ladies from "vegas" the show. our thank yous. and our apologies. i'm sorry you had to see that. the view from behind is absolutely frightening. [ laughter ] thank you very much, ladies. from "vegas the show."

we have a star-studded show for you. we have music -- well, not only are they one of my all-time favorite bands, they're a hometown band. the killers are here with us. [ cheers and applause ] for two nights. before we came into this week of shows i said we cannot do this without the killers. and they rearranged their schedules to be here. they are great, and we appreciate them being here. also with us tonight, they flew in from los angeles. the kardashian sisters are here. kim, kourtney and khloe. with us to teach us and to enrich our lives. and you know, las vegas is a very special place. this is the only city in the world where you can take an escalator to cross the street in order to catch a gondola ride from egypt to the circus. and it's also the only city where something like this could happen. >> nicolas cage filed for an annulment just four days after got married here in las vegas.

cage filed the annulment on wednesday. he married girlfriend erica kwok here on sunday. court records show he was too drunk to understand what he was doing when he married her. >> jimmy: see that? celebrities, they really are just like us. he was too drunk to understand he married her. if that isn't the spirit of las vegas, hell, i don't know what is. [ cheers and applause ] i also want to say congratulations to our vegas golden knights, who are headed to the nhl playoffs. [ cheers and applause ] for the second time in two seasons. and condolences to those of you who had duke to win the -- your ncaa pools. we don't like duke here in las vegas. we're not fond of them. the final four, auburn will play virginia. michigan state will meet texas tech. and gonzaga sadly will play with themselves. they were eliminated from the tournament. you know, i got a lot of heat last week for floating the

possibility that gonzaga might not actually exist outside of the ncaa tournament. now that they're out of it, count how many times you hear the word "gonzaga" between now and next march. answer will be gonzero times. that's how many times. [ laughter ] today as i'm sure you're aware is april fools day. and i have a little something to confess. i pulled a little april fools day prank on you guys. there's not going to be -- the killers are not on the show tonight. the kardashians are not on the show tonight. tonight for the next hour i'd like to talk to you about my lord and savior, jesus christ. [ laughter ] we have been -- everybody has fun on april fools day, but no one had more fun with april fools day than the gang here in las vegas this morning on channel 8. >> so it is april. april fools day. i don't think we're planning anything weird on each other, do you think, are we? >> i don't think we are. but i did do a funny. i called my husband on the way to work and i said honey, my tire blew. and he's like okay, where are you? and i was like, april fools. >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] you can't just do that to your

husband. so things can get pretty crazy here in las vegas. if you watch our show with any regularity, you probably know i love a good prank and i especially -- there's no one i love to pull them on more than my aunt chippy, who lives here in las vegas. let's bring aunt chippy out. [ cheers and applause ] aunt chippy. look at this. aunt chippy, please. >> stand on the stage together. >> jimmy: hello. say hello to everyone, aunt chippy. >> hello, everybody. >> jimmy: how many years have you lived here in las vegas? >> 43. >> jimmy: 43 years. aunt chippy's hobbies include video poker, smoking and yelling at people, right? >> especially you. >> jimmy: so i've been doing stuff to aunt chippy since i was a kid, since i was a child. i used to put little explosives in her cigarettes and the cigarettes would explode. on occasion i've sent crazy letters pretending they were from other members of our family. which always makes you mad. i would crank call you at work all the time.

in a way you are my muse. and then i got a television show. and then the limit -- the ceiling went way, way up. i found out you'd never seen a sonogram before. so my cousin sal and i colluded with my aunt chippy's daughter, my cousin micki, who was pregnant at the time with your grandson, to stage a fake sonogram. take a look at this. [ laughter ] >> i didn't know they stood up. [ laughter ] >> wah. wah. >> jimmy. >> they're twins. wah! >> you son of a -- >> jimmy: you believed that for real. >> of course i believed it. why wouldn't i believe it? i'm so excited i'm going to see a sonogram for the first time in my life. and it's my grandchild. >> jimmy: and it's doing jumping jacks.

>> and it's doing jumping jacks and it's clapping its hand and tips picking its nose. it's doing little disgusting things. but we think we figured that out. >> jimmy: and once when you were at work i sent a crew over to paint your house orange and green. do you remember that? >> very well. >> jimmy: in case you don't we have a clip of that too. >> what's going on? >> [ speaking spanish ]. >> no, no, no, no! you don't paint my house. stop painting! stop! get that truck off my lawn! [ laughter ] >> what are you doing? don't you touch that [ bleep ] tree. i'll kill you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was that one of your favorite of all the pranks? was that the best one? >> it was your favorite. i know that. >> jimmy: i know you've been expecting something. she's been all week like what are you going to do to me? well, guess what? it's april fools day.

but i'm not going to do anything to you because it would be too obvious to do something to you on april fools day. and in fact, i'm going to do the opposite. i know you have a crappy car. i know you have the plastic taped up on your car. so what i'm going to do tonight to maybe, i don't know, make amends for the many pranks is i'm going to give you a brand new mazda cx-3 tonight. a car. [ cheers and applause ] >> hold it. does it have a motor? >> jimmy: it has a motor. it is brand new. >> does it have tires? >> jimmy: it is a beautiful car. in fact, let's see it right now. it is -- well, that's your house. it's supposed to be out front of your house. where is the car? >> my house is still there. >> jimmy: okay. there's cousin sal. hey, sal. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: this is aunt chippy's house. >> aunt chippy, you really should lock up. it's too easy to get in the house. >> jimmy: so sal's in the house. this is your actual house. just confirm that for everyone. >> yes. it is my kitchen. >> jimmy: show us around a little bit, sal.

>> you're scaring the crap out of me. >> well, we have all sorts of awards and proverbs on the wall here. i don't know if you can catch it. there's a lot going on. there's the refrigerator. she's got every christmas card since 1976. >> jimmy: boy, the first time i was on the david letterman show was like 1998 or something. and i showed a picture of a jack-o'-lantern that my grandfather carved. he put it in the freezer to save it for the next year. and so it was in the freezer for a whole year. that was more than 20 years ago. is it in there? >> no. there's no way it's still in here. whoa. look at that. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. there it is. go into grandpa sal's room. >> okay. >> jimmy: 20 years. 20 years that has been there. >> i don't know if you guys have eaten but this is either a beef stroganoff or brownies. we'll deal with that later. >> jimmy: you always were a great cook, aunt chippy. >> come with me. >> jimmy: this is our grandfather's room.

he's deceased. he was killed by beef stroganoff. but -- you can see -- >> grandpa used to paint on beer cans. and there's sammy davis jr. he took his talents then to egg shells. i don't know if you can see. but he would paint on egg shells. that i think is aunt chippy right there. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> that's either -- i think that's elton john. saddam hussein. he really got everybody. then he would go to eyeglass frames. right? i don't even know -- >> jimmy: no, they're eyeglass lenses. >> oh, lenses. right. i'm sorry. and there's tark. you talked about jerry tarkanian. eating a towel. >> jimmy: yeah. we can't really see him. what about the car, though? we forgot about the car. >> oh, the car. yeah. hold on. follow me. >> there's a picture of you. >> jimmy: there's a big painting of me in your room. >> this big. >> we were going to put the car in the driveway. we figured that's stupid. so we led it right in here in the living room.

[ cheers and applause ] >> what the hell is wrong with you? you and your cousin are two psychopaths. [ laughter ] what is wrong with you? >> i can't hear you. >> jimmy: you mean -- >> you moron. you too. >> jimmy: i'm hearing you say what is wrong with you. i'm not hearing thank you for the car at all. >> in my living room? >> jimmy: where else are we supposed to put it? [ laughter ] >> you know, i'm not -- i've only got a couple months till i get to 80. i'm not going to make it. i'm not going to make it. not with these two in the family. >> jimmy: well, you're going to make it in style in a brand new mazda cx-3. [ cheers and applause ] >> for real? >> jimmy: it's for real.

leather seats. six-speed automatic transmission. and it's right there in your living room. take it anywhere you want. take it into the kitchen. take it for a spin in the back yard. sal, be careful. >> i'm careful. >> jimmy: sal. please do not -- sal, do not knock the house down. oh, he can't hear me. well, anything you want to say, aunt chippy? [ honking horn ] >> get him out of my -- >> jimmy: there you go. happy april fools day to you. [ applause ] >> i'm shaking. >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. we have music from the killers and we'll be right back with the kardashian sisters in fabulous las vegas. so stick around. ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. [ cheers and applause ] this is our first night of a week in las vegas. tonight, a hometown band, they have a box set called "the killers career vinyl box." the killers live from the mercedes-benz stage. look at how las vegasy this box is. interesting fact. two of the killers worked here in this hotel back when it was the aladdin. ronnie drove a pedi-cart, one of those little carts. and brandon flowers was a

ventriloquist's assistant. he worked for his uncle wayland flowers. and his job was to keep the dummy clean. that's true. tonight the killers will be joined by the student choirs from brandon's high school chaparral and from mine and ronnie's high school, clark high school. we brought the kids in. [ applause ] to sing. cleto, do you remember the clark high school fight song? >> cleto: i do not. >> jimmy: it was -- ♪ fight on, fight on ♪ keep fighting till we have won ♪ that's right. and as i recall, our football team won no games that season. >> cleto: right. >> jimmy: but we kept fighting on. >> cleto: we fought on, yes. >> jimmy: and we were hoping to win eventually. this week we have quite a week ahead with tiffany haddish, seth rogen, kevin hart, celine dion, mike tyson, iggy azalea, marshmello, churches will be here and maybe even surprises, who knows? you know what they say, what happens in vegas gets immediately posted to instagram. our three guests tonight may be

the only people on the planet who could make this town look quaint by comparison. you can follow every minute of their lives on "keeping up with the kardashians," sunday nights on e!. please welcome khloe, kourtney and kim. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ how are you? welcome to las vegas. >> how amazing. >> jimmy: you guys look fantastic. you look like the avengers coming out. [ laughter ] did you come to las vegas when you were children? did you ever take a family trip here? >> we did. kourtney and i did.

we would go water skiing at lake mead, houseboat trip. >> circus circus. >> our dad would put a quarter in and we'd run up and pull the thing down and run out. >> jimmy: on the slot machines. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's illegal. you can be arrested for that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they have a special jail for children that they put the children who go near the gaming -- my kids were like -- you know, kids walk in here and they're like oh, my god, look at all these games. and it's like yeah, these are great. you can't touch them. there's no touching any of these games. they're for adults even though willie wonka's on them. >> that's crazy if you think about it. it's very tempting. >> jimmy: you came here with your dad. would you guys go to any shows? >> i saw the white tigers. dad would take me to siegfried and roy. >> jimmy: oh, siegfried and roy. >> yeah, i saw that. >> jimmy: did you come here on a plane or by greyhound bus? >> we drove. >> jimmy: you drove? >> good old road trip. >> jimmy: did you really? >> yeah. well, this trip or back in the day? ts ipno. >> jimmy: oh, okay. i was like wow, that's something else.

who gets to control the stereo? who does control the stereo if the three of you are in a car together? >> kourtney. >> kourtney has the worst -- >> i love her playlists. >> thank you. >> because the rest of the songs you -- you ruin -- >> jimmy: yes, fight. i like this. >> you ruin it. >> who has the best playlist? >> me. >> no, no. me. and then the second trip you stole half my music and then the rest is like -- >> i made us a playlist for you and i together. >> horrible. >> you should be thankful -- >> i don't have time to make playlists anymore. >> jimmy: you have another -- you have a fourth child coming anytime soon. >> yes. >> jimmy: does everybody weigh in on the name of the baby or is that just between you and kanye or does kanye come up with that on his own? >> no, we all weigh in. i definitely take a family survey. but it's usually after the baby's born or we're trying to figure out what the baby looks like. i usually go about three or four days nameless until i feel that

it really connects. >> jimmy: i like that plan. i don't think you can name a baby until you see the baby. >> yeah. i did a week the last time. >> jimmy: a full week of no name. >> i would try out a different name on different days. the whole day. one day rain, his name was preston for one full day. >> jimmy: and how do you know if it's working or not? >> i was like i know in my soul his name is rain. and scott didn't believe me. and i was like, no. i know his name is rain. and he's like his name is preston. so i was like fine, let's call him preston for a day. and it didn't work out. >> jimmy: do you have any choices right now namewise? do you have any things you're thinking of? >> i actually do not. but i was googling armenian boys' names last night. >> jimmy: me too. [ laughter ] >> and i couldn't really find anything. >> jimmy: what about jerry? as in jerry tarkanian? that would be a nice name for a boy.

[ applause ] i mean, that's as good a name as you could possibly get. >> i mean, i was thinking -- actually, i do have one name. i was truthfully thinking about just naming him rob. my brother. >> jimmy: after your brother. >> but then it's kind of like north, saint, chicago, rob. but i really was feeling that. or like robert. and my brother approved it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and -- so that's like our one kind of name. >> rob west. >> i like rob west. >> jimmy: rob west. >> robert west. >> jimmy: kourtney, you're having a birthday party soon, right? a big birthday party. >> april 18th. >> jimmy: who will be planning this birthday party? the two of you do that? >> not me. >> jimmy: you will not do that. >> no. >> jimmy: you will do that. >> yes. >> khloe. i think kanye's involved. >> kourtney has a lot of rules. i almost don't even want to -- >> jimmy: what are the rules of your birthday parties, kourtney? what are they? >> oh, my god. >> no speeches. >> no speeches. >> mom is not allowed to cry.

>> if my mom cries -- >> i have to shuttle her out if my mom cries. >> we're not allowed to say what age, the number is. >> no, i'm fine with it. >> now you're okay with it. >> i just said i don't wanlike printed napkins because i think it's cheesy. >> jimmy: what about balloons? >> no balloons. >> 40 balloons. >> we can do 40 balloons. >> oh, my god. this is filmed? please. thank god. >> not the number 40. just 40 random balloons. >> jimmy: four zero. >> i think it's cheesy. >> jimmy: it is cheesy. >> but it's not cheesy to have 40 random balloons that -- >> because no one's going to know. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: we have a clip from the show. i want to play it. i just want to get -- i want to get all of your reactions to this because i'm curious about it. go ahead and run that clip. >> i moved back to chicago. i'm never leaving again. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when did kanye announce you're moving to

chicago? >> he told me on that clip. >> jimmy: in that clip. [ laughter ] >> yeah. so i found out -- >> jimmy: and are you moving to chicago? >> um. i -- [ laughter ] we're going to remodel his mother's home, and he wants to stay there with all the kids. it's a 1 1/2-bedroom home. >> jimmy: great. >> so i think it would be fun every once in a while. and i would love to spend more time in chicago. it's his home. it's, you know, what made him. and i definitely want to spend more time there. but it -- you know. it would be hard. >> jimmy: it would be hard to keep up with all of you if you are in chicago in a 1 1/2-bedroom home. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i do want to ask about this character that you had a baby with. >> oh, me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yes. >> jimmy: is it time to stop dating basketball players? [ cheers and applause ] i mean -- >> is that a yes or a no?

i can't figure out. i don't -- you know. i like what i like. what can i say? >> jimmy: do you like basketball? >> i actually do. >> jimmy: you do. do you like love it? do you ever play? >> no. i don't play basketball. i just like to observe basketball. >> jimmy: you like the whole thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's not just the height thing? >> no. it's the whole thing of it all. but i do agree i should have listened to my mj, my grandmother. i should probably start to date like accountants or something like that. >> jimmy: has your grandmother ever given like you guys negative feedback that turned to be correct? >> all the time. >> no, my grandma, she's actually so supportive. sometimes i'll send her a picture and be like mj, is this too crazy to post on instagram? and she'll say no, like go for it. and it's -- >> jimmy: and she's right? >> ish. yeah. >> jimmy: all right. we're going to take a break here. we're going to find out everything that's going on in the kardashians' lives.

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why are there lots of people every day taking pictures of us? >> well, to get very technical, my name is kim kardashian. >> i know. >> and daddy is kanye west. and daddy is a singer, performer, artiste. mommy has so many talents i can't even begin to name them. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that was "keeping up with the kardashians." the 16th season of the show. 16 seasons is a lot of seasons. do you ever go back and watch

the old ones? >> i can't wait for that to happen when the kids are a little bigger just to show them the craziness. >> jimmy: that's so interesting hearing you explain to your child what -- why. because that is something i guess that kids notice is not a normal thing probably with their friends' parents. this is something you guys have to explain to your children. is it ever confusing to them? it seemed like it was a little bit confusing. >> i mean, i was obviously a little bit joking. but kourtney and i have sat our kids down and had little conversations with them. and i think as they get older we'll continue to have that conversation and just explain to them. i mean, the other day i took north to a wedding and she was rolling down the window and going, "kim kardashian's in here." like screaming to all the drivers. say hi, i'm north west. kanye west is my dad. and i was just like oh, my gosh. i was rolling up the window, putting on the child lock.

and having to have a serious conversation. >> jimmy: kanye's on the show. he sat down and did the sit-down two-camera interview. >> yes. >> jimmy: why did he all of a sudden start doing that? because that's something he had not done in the past. >> yeah. and he was so not sure about it. but he saw "the incredibles" and he said that mr. incredible and elastigirl sit and they do their interviews together at the beginning. so he's like you know what, they're superheroes, we're o' superheroes. >> we are the avengers. >> the incredibles. >> you remember when you said we're the avengers walking in. >> jimmy: it's all kind of related. it was inspired by this cartoon, by this movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh. you should have showed this to him sooner i guess. well, that's pretty crazy. and now kanye has a -- has he started a church or what's going on? because i see that there's a church now that he's going to. >> we didn't really have a name for it because it's more of just a healing experience. >> jimmy: it looks like fun based on the videos that i've seen.

>> it is. it's so emotional. the music is so -- it really is this healing experience for anyone that is -- >> jimmy: you all go to this? >> mm-hmm. >> it's uplifting and you feel excellent. we have so many friends that maybe feel a little too judgmental when they go to church or something like that. when they come here they feel so free and safe is what everybody says. and you have a great time. it's a beautiful way to start your week. and you feel just -- >> it's a musical experience that is pretty moving. >> jimmy: do you pray to kanye or to god at this church? [ laughter ] >> there's actually no praying. >> jimmy: no praying. >> there's no sermon. there's no word. it's just music and it's just a feeling. >> jimmy: oh. >> it's christian. >> jimmy: it is. but there's some theme. because otherwise it's a concert, right? >> yeah, there's a choir. it's gospel music. >> he sings "jesus walks." >> yeah. >> thank you, kourtney. >> just clarifying.

>> jimmy: special for our audience. guillermo -- i don't know if you've seen guillermo but -- >> oh, my god. >> you look great. >> whoo! >> jimmy: thank you. all right. let me see here how we're going to do this. >> go guillermo. >> jimmy: these are selfie raffle cards. everyone here has a seat. we have three decks of cards. and we're going to start with section. so i'll give you -- you pick out the section. >> okay. >> jimmy: you can pick from the middle or wherever you want. >> going to mix it up a little bit. do i say? >> jimmy: no. don't say yet. you take one from wherever you like. this is the row. >> bottom card. >> jimmy: and finally, seat. >> okay. hold on. >> jimmy: now kim, you start. >> section 105. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 105. all right. kourtney. >> row f. >> jimmy: what is the row? >> row f like frank.

>> jimmy: row f as in frank. and? >> seat 4. >> jimmy: seat 4. whoever's in -- who is in that seat? come on up here. you're going to take a selfie with the kardashians. oh, look at this. oh, my goodness. all right. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> do you want us to stand up? >> jimmy: you can sit. you can stay seated, i guess. yeah, come on up here. waste no time. come on up. how are you? what's your name? >> jose. >> jimmy: jose. these are the kardashian sisters. >> hello. >> jimmy: yes, kardashian sisters. this is jose. jose. have you ever taken a selfie before? >> yes. >> jimmy: have a seat right there on the couch. >> are you going to get in it? >> jimmy: i'll get in it. we'll all get in it. >> should we give a face? duck lips? peace sign? what are you feeling? >> do a kiss face.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series in las vegas is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank the kardashians. i want to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their box set "the killers career vinyl box." they are from right here in las vegas and we are very proud of them indeed. here with the song "land of the free," the killers! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ can't wipe the wind-blown

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