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thanks for watching, everybody. seth roggin is on jimmy kimmel. have a wonderful rest of your fourth of july. >> dicky: from the caesars entertainment zappos theater, it's jimmy kimmel in las vegas. tonight, seth rogen, mike tyson, jimmy rides a las vegas zip line. and music from iggy azalea, presented by mazda, with cleto and the cletones. and now, going for broke! jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. very nice. thank you. thank you, thank you. hello! hello, everyone. muchas gracias.
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i'm jimmy. thank you for coming. [cheers and applause] i appreciate that. thank you. please, relax, relax. i'm glad, thank you very much. i'm very happy you're here. i'm happy i'm here. it's great to be back in las vegas. [cheers and applause] let me ask a quick question. how many of you in our audience tonight, how many of you actually live in las vegas? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i lived, i lived in las vegas at one time. now i'm trying not to die in las vegas, because this is our fourth night here. you know you've been in vegas too long when you see someone stepped off an elevator, and you're surprised they're not holding a yard-long plastic bong full of purple margarita liquid
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or whatever the hell that is. las vegas is the city that answers the question, how many times a day can a man stop you on the street and ask you if you want to go to a strip club. the answer is a lot of times. last night i saw a college kid, although he probably wasn't in college. he was riding a jazzy scooter through the casino, beeping for people to get out of his way while drinking a half-gallon of jack daniels through a crazy straw. so it's good to be home. there's a lot going on in vegas, a lot. [cheers and applause] this is a weird place. even the buddhists here are up to no good. >> a meditative zen center may be an illegal swingers club. it does have a license to operate as a place of worship and advertises itself online and in person as zen temple las vegas, but, an undercover investigation led to allegations the property is operating illegally as a swingers club.
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>> jimmy: but i'll tell you something. they may be operating illegally as a swinger club, but you can't beat their prices on mammograms. we have a heavy weight caliber show for you. seth rogen is here, mike tyson is here. music from iggy azalea, and let me tell you something. all the hours you spent waiting in line will be worth it ten times over when you get to hear mike tyson say iggy azalea, okay? and not only are those luminaries in the house, i'd also like to you say hello to my long time security guard guillermo. say hello to guillermo, everyone. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: wow, look at that. guillermo and the cast of the cirque du soleil show. thank you everyone. guillermo. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you didn't have to wear any padding under that suit.
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it's really. >> just a little bit. >> jimmy: just a little bit. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i took guillermo on an adventure here in las vegas. if you watch our show, you know that we like to mess with my aunt chippy who lives here. on monday for april fool's we put a car in her living room. it's still there by the way, the car's still in the living room, which is great, but there's more work to be done. there's a zip line at the link. the zip line, it's 12 stories high, and i'm opening a comedy club right under it next month, called jimmy kimmel's comedy club. [cheers and applause] we worked on the name for a very long time. so i cooked up a scheme to get my aunt chippy on the zip line. cousin sal told guillermo, who is very afraid of heights, he said we aren't really getting on the zip line, only aunt chippy's
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getting on it, and when guillermo got to the top you say what? >> i say oh, [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: so in a way, this prank was a two for one. here's me and some very unhappy companions in las vegas at the link. so this is the link as you know. they've got the brooklyn bowl and all sorts of great stores and whatnot. but most significantly, they have this. >> oh, look, i know that guy. >> jimmy: that's right. jimmy kimmel's comedy club. that's me, and it's coming soon. and it is coming soon. >> very nice. >> jimmy: so it's not finished, but i thought maybe you'd like to take a look inside. >> yes, i would love to. yes. >> jimmy: let's go. >> holy smoke. >> jimmy: so this over here is the stage. >> work faster! >> thank you, guys. >> jimmy: keep working at your regular speed. there's a great spot where you can see into the comedy club from the outside.
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i'll show you guys. >> all right. let's go. >> yeah, i want to see it. >> jimmy: so you see, you watch the basketball games over here before we get to the observation area. >> you know, jimmy, you just got to look on your face that just tells me i should run like a son of a bitch out of here. >> jimmy: hi, guys, how are you. >> hi. >> jimmy: we're just here for the observation deck. >> yeah, come right this way. >> jimmy, i'm going to tell you something. >> jimmy: yes. >> if i wet myself or if i crap in my pants. >> jimmy: that would be great actually for the show. >> welcome, right this way. >> oh, no, i don't like heights. >> jimmy: don't worry, we'll be down soon enough. >> look at the beautiful view. >> nice view. >> jimmy: isn't that nice? should we put on safety re we d? >> yes, we should have safety equipment on all of you. >> yeah.
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>> safety equipment? >> yeah, safety equipment. >> they don't have safety equipment on everybody else. >> we're up pretty high. >> jimmy: wait, wait, wait, wait. >> don't wait, wait, wait, wait me. i know something bad's going to happen. i know it. >> why are you so negative all the time? >> i hate that laugh. i love you, but i hate that laugh. >> jimmy: it's going to be okay. >> you stop laughing, too. >> jimmy: look how nice these people look. look at this guy, would he be up to any shenanigans? >> i don't like this whole thing, i'm telling you. stop telling knee's going to be fun. fun my ass. fun is when i'm laughing, not when you're laughing. you're prey. >> jimmy: you've lived in vegas for how long, aunt chippy? >> 43 years. >> jimmy: 43 years you've been here, have you ever been suspend in midair? >> answer the question. he's talking to you. >> jimmy: have you ever been suspended in midair?
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>> no, jimmy, i was always very careful. you son of a -- you know, you have other aunts. why don't you pick on them? >> jimmy: they're not as funny as you are. >> i tell you what. why don't the three of you guys go, and i'll like, you know, applaud for you. >> jimmy: the problem is, the elevators only go up. >> what do you mean the elevators only go up? >> jimmy: these are up elevators. this is the only way down. [ laughter ] ♪ all right, we'll just follow this gentleman. all right, good. >> there you go. >> all right, you guys, bye, good luck. >> oh, you're coming too. you're right here on number five. right here, my friend. >> if my eyelashes fall off, i'll know we're in trouble. >> jimmy: how you feeling guillermo? >> no, this is terrible. i thought this was only going to
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be aunt chippy. >> jimmy: who told you that? >> cousin sal told me that. >> where do you want me? >> oh, my god. oh, no. can i quit the show? >> hey, jimmy, i don't want to do this [ bleep ]. can you take it off? i don't want to do this [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: no, you're doing it. aunt chippy's doing it. you got to do it. >> jimmy, he's unbuckling something! oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! oh, [ bleep ] jimmy, i can't even look down from here. i'm going to throw up. people pay to do this? >> jimmy: look at guillermo, he's not nervous at all. >> [ bleep ] i'm nervous, jimmy. >> my ass is sticking out. i don't want to go like this. i want dignity.
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jimmy, you better bring me [ bleep ] flowers, you son of a bitch. >> aunt chippy! for the first time, i agree [ bleep ] with [ bleep ] jimmy. >> jimmy: look at sal, he's fine. >> shut up! >> jimmy: sal, how you doing? nobody's happy. i don't understand this. >> where's the comedy club? i can't see it? >> jimmy: it's just down this path. are you ready? >> we are launching you in three, two, one. enjoy your ride. >> jimmy: here we go! ♪ >> jimmy: what do you think? aunt chippy, look. >> i aunt looking at [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: guillermo, open your guillermo! you're missing the whole thing! >> oh, [ bleep ] i'm not opening my eyes.
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♪ >> oh, god! always [ bleep ] >> ah! you son of a bitch! >> jimmy: oh, man. >> holy [ bleep ] are you kidding me? >> jimmy: hands free. >> i don't care you do, just get me out of here. >> jimmy: all right. we have to go back up? we're now going backwards. >> oh, no, you're not. this ass ain't going no backwards. and sal together. >> jimmy: well, there we go. finally, we've learned a lesson. ♪ [cheers and applause]
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>> ah! >> jimmy: we have, you know, we have fun. tonight on the show, we have music from iggy azalea, mike tyson is here, and we'll be right back with seth rogen! ♪ abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by jim beam. a single glass. jime he wanted his first drink to be of his own bourbon. he didn't have much money. but he did have a few friends. people who were raised the right way. over 120 days, they rebuilt the distillery. and while their names might not be on our bottle... it's because of them, we can raise this bourbon today. jim beam. raised right.
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♪ it's not unusual >> jimmy: we're in las vegas, nevada. tonight, the former heavyweight champion of the world, mike tyson is here. and then, her song is called "sally walker." iggy azalea. tomorrow night, we close out the week tomorrow night with celine
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dion, chris tucker and perhaps even a mystery guest or two. please join us. our first guest tonight is the hardest-working stoner in the whole world, responsible for some of the funniest movies ever. you can see him alongside charlise theron. please say hello to seth rogen! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doin'? >> i'm good. how are you? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: may i just begin our interview by saying you look very handsome. >> thank you. you look very handsome as well. we're going to cross over. >> jimmy: this seems like a town you'd be very comfortable in. >> i do like las vegas a lot. i spend a lot of time in las vegas.
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appreciate las vegas. and at times las vegas appreciates me. i filmed here almost ten years ago. i was here for a while. we shot our movie "knocked up" here a long time ago. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: yeah. how long were you here in town? >> i was here for like a week, but it, so in the movie, like the scene is that we're supposed to do hallucinogenic mushrooms and go to a cirque du soleil show. >> jimmy: i remember. >> i was sent to las vegas to scout all the cirque du soleil shows over the course of a weekend to pick which one would be the best for the movie. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and as responsible producers, we thought the only appropriate way to really know which one would be the best would be to do shrooms for two days straight and see every single cirque du
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soleil show that was on the strip at the time, which we did. and it was amazing. >> jimmy: did judd apatow know that his two location scouts were on mushrooms? >> no. we went to oh, the water one, which was terrifying on shooms. i kept trying to get them to stop. i was like, this is too dangerous, guys. you are going to hurt yourselves. and then there was the sexy one, which was cah. and on mushrooms, sex is not right. sex becomes very medical on mushrooms. and then we saw mystere which had a big funky baby dude and i motioned to guillermo. i was like, this is a comedic gift from god. and that was the one. and i had to ask the cirque du soleil people, can we use your show? and we were nervous because
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we're like, we're going to be on mushrooms in it. are you comfortable with that? and we talked to the guy who owns and runs cirque du soleil, and he was like, how do you think we come up with this stuff? and he was like good, that's exactly how it was intended to be viewed. which was fantastic, yeah. >> jimmy: what's the best time you ever had here in las vegas? >> i've come here many, many times, and i made like a small list of like good times i've had in vegas. >> jimmy: oh. >> i can quickly run through. >> jimmy: okay. [cheers and applause] >> some of these are short. they're just like, i once did steal a gondola at the venetian hotel in the middle of the night. it was shockingly easy. i'm not saying you should do it, but i'm saying if that was a goal of yours, it is far more within your reach than would you ever expect it to be. >> jimmy: oh, that's good to know. >> i'm not saying you should do it. but if you wanted to do it you
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could do it. i tried to release siegfried & roy's tigers. >> jimmy: you were unsuccessful? >> i was very unsuccessful. i have a lot more. i don't know how many of these i have to go through. in retrospect, it would have been -- >> jimmy: you wreaked havoc here. >> eddie griffin in this hotel once yelled an anti-semitic tirade at me in the hotel. >> jimmy: that's fun. were you going up? >> i was going down. this is a tall building, that's what i will say. you're able to get a lot of thoughts out. i'll stop. >> jimmy: that's it? that's pretty good. >> i had more. >> jimmy: those were very solid. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: did you, i know you and your partner have been working on this cannabis company. >> yes.
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>> jimmy: for quite some time. [cheers and applause] >> how old were you when you met? >> me and evan met when we were 13 years old. >> jimmy: when were you 13 years old, did you ever imagine that one day you would become a marijuana magnate? >> i wanted to, honestly. i mean, i've had a life-long love of weed and, you know, the idea that we were able to make a company that could, you know, we're only in canada right now, but provide people with high-quality cannabis, was just a thrilling prospect. [cheers and applause] and i'm proud to be the owner of this company. >> jimmy: had you had any experience selling pot? >> yes, during prohibition, i would say i had some, some pre, yeah, a little bit, when i was younger, you know, but you got to do what you got to do. >> jimmy: it was a side job? or was that your primary source of income? >> i did standup comedy and shrooms. they sold for a little more. >> jimmy: you really are a pioneer in this field.
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>> i'm just trying. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> an exciting time. >> jimmy: what's it called? >> house plant. >> jimmy: i see you did a thing where you release the vinyl records with each strain of weed. >> we did. we released vinyl records with a mix of songs to match different strains of weed. there's a hybrid mix. each one with songs that match the vibe of those. >> jimmy: and are you selling record players, too? >> we talked about it, honestly. >> jimmy: you probably should think of that. we're going to take a look when we come back at your new movie. seth rogen is here. we'll see that after this. we'll be right back. ♪ that i write you about your amazing employees. eric volunteered to come to my rescue that evening. ...to a mom, these things really matter. from this day forward, i'm a lexus customer for life.
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i had some jokes i was going to run by you maybe if you have
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a second. what are you, what are you looking at? ah! >> why would you just barge in here while i'm sleeping. >> you were sleeping? >> yes! i was micro napping. >> that's what you call it? >> yes. >> sorry, i didn't know you were sleeping. you why were standing and you had your eyes open. >> that was actually a really good nap. >> jimmy: that was seth rogen and charlise theron. did you fall in love with her during the course of this movie? >> it as, it is hard. >> jimmy: she's beautiful. >> she's cool and beautiful and outrageously talented and it feels like she's been given an unfair amount of attributes. >> jimmy: maybe she circled
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around in the line a few times. >> i have some things, but come on. >> jimmy: you have a love-making scene with charlene. >> i do. >> jimmy: can i say that it's a realistic, it seems realistic. >> it's a brief love-making scene. yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the joke of the scene is that we both orgasm in a very short amount of time. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> which, for me is very believable, i think. and for her, like she kept claiming it was possible. and you don't want to bring too much to these arguments, because who am i to tell her, her thing, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: no. >> and we were trying to block the scene, everything you say is just bringing your own personal stuff, so it's humiliating to suggest anything. but i was like, i would maybe be on the bottom first situation like this and she was like no! i'm on the bottom. you're on top! that's how this goes down. and i was just like, whatever the hell you say.
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm sure you know better than i do. but i will do what you like. and yes. and you let charlize take control. >> jimmy: i hate to bring, i know you guys are getting the cinema-con comedy duo of the year. >> jimmy: you're already getting awards for it. >> we're already getting awards. the movie hasn't been released. it shows they're super reputable. >> jimmy: you have been, on twitter, you have been blocked by major, a comedy star has blocked you. >> yes, it hurt. >> jimmy: your colleagues. >> larry the cable guy. >> jimmy: larry the cable guy. >> blocked me on twitter. >> jimmy: why did he do this? >> i don't know why he did it. i wish i did, obviously. i still have cable. i'm adding weight to his name. >> jimmy: that could go away.
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>> i watch hgtv. but, yeah, and i never cared what larry the cable guy was tweeting until he blocked me. and now i'm like, what does this guy have to say that i can't see? >> jimmy: yeah. >> what is it, larry the cable guy? why don't you want me to read your tweets? >> jimmy: is there an olive branch you'd like to extend to larry and heal this maybe? >> maybe we can sit down with the people at comcast or another cable company. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. >> some sort of endorsement deal or something? >> jimmy: i'm sure the people at comcast could settle this for sure. >> larry, i'm sorry. i don't know what you're tweeting, but i want to see it. >> jimmy: well, thank you for being here, seth. have fun in las vegas. congratulations on your comedy duo award. seth rogen, everybody. "long shot" opens may 3rd. we'll be back from the las vegas strip. ♪
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♪ [cheers and applause] >> dicky: portions of jimmy kimmel live in las vegas are brought to you by mazda. for more information, visit your local mazda retailer or go to mazda usa.com.
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>> jimmy: welcome back. we're in my home town of las vegas. we have mike tyson and iggy azalea coming up, but i want to
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pay tribute to one of my favorite teachers from 7th and 8th grade. he gave me and my fellow students a lot, and i wanted to pay him back with help from my friends at mazda. here we are at kenny guinn middle school. we had a great social studies teacher, not only was he our teacher. on the weekends he'd come open the school and play whiffle ball with us. we're going to surprise him by giving him this beautiful brand-new mazda cx-9. lock at this. >> why am i all the way in the row? >> because i wanted to show people how much room there is in this beautiful vehicle. come on out, let's play. ♪ >> jimmy: hey. >> there he is. >> this is the guy i was talking about. mr. kaempfer.
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are the guys here? >> down there. >> these are my friends, tommy, jimmy and jimmy. i hung around with a lot of jimmys back then and an occasional tommy. >> jim, jim, jim? tradition. >> jimmy: what's up, fellas? should we do a game? >> yeah. >> the opening pitch. >> holy! >> there he was. still got it. >> jimmy: all right, all right, all right. >> hey, batter, batter, batter. >> swing! >> oh, my goodness! >> does that count? >> jimmy: all right, we're not as young as we used to be. >> there you go. ♪ >> first base. >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> two up. >> jimmy: who's supposed to be up now, sal or cleto? we need more friends, really.
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>> all right, sal, let's go. >> oh, no. oh, my goodness! >> second base. >> sal! >> batting cleto escovito. >> jimmy: he's out at second! >> could this be the first strikeout in whiffle ball history? >> oh! >> ah-oh, switch hitter. >> oh, oh, my goodness. unprecedented. >> nice! that's gone. >> oh! there it is. >> all right. >> jimmy: let's take a break for our awards presentation. i remember a story you told us. you brought a beautiful new dodgers jacket and you went to the zoo and you went past the monkeys, and the monkey reached across and splattered. >> right across my brand-new jacket. >> jimmy: so this is a little gift for you right there. a dodgers jacket. so go ahead and put that on.
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>> is this the one? >> this is exactly the same one. >> jimmy: it's clean now. >> is this the part where i throw poop at him? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we've got to look at something else. was that fun? >> good times. >> jimmy: there's something in the pocket of the dodger jacket. that is the key to a new mazda cx-9. and it's yours. it's not one of my pranks. [ applause ] there it is, right there. >> wow. i can't believe it. thank you so much. >> jimmy: can you give us a ride home? >> dicky: visit your local mazda retailer or mazda usa.com. >> jimmy: there we go. mr. kaempfer and jimmy, jimmy and tommy, everybody. we'll be right back with iron mike tyson. [cheers and applause] ♪ oral defense,
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it'it's crepe dayday for a family traditiony's. we started about 22 minutes ago and now we can continue that tradition at home with free denny's delivery. see you at dennys.com >> jimmy: yeah! here in las vegas, iggy azalea's on the way, no american has led a more interesting life than our next guest.
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one day they will make a musical about him like "hamilton". he is owner of tyson ranch cannabis. he will be appearing at planet 13 here in las vegas on april 13th. please welcome, mike tyson! ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doin'? >> oh, man! this is great. [cheers and applause] look what you got here, man, this is amazing. >> jimmy: everybody's excited. i'm excited to see you here. >> i'm excited. it's been a long time. how you feel being back home? >> jimmy: i feel great being back home. >> jimmy: you and i are both from brooklyn and moved to las vegas. that's all we have in common, but it's a pretty big one.
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>> we know a lot of strange guys, like rocko. >> jimmy: you've won a lot of big fights here in vegas. >> the biggest. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: and how, did you move, did you, you didn't live in las vegas when you were winning those fights, did you? >> yes, i was, in the '80s, '86, '85. >> jimmy: this is where you had the famous house with the lion and tiger, is that right? >> yes, 100%. >> jimmy: where did you get those animals? >> so listen, i'm in prison. >> jimmy: you're not in prison. this is a casino. >> i'm explaining to the people that i was in the prison. people in the casino, at one point i was in prison, okay? while i'm in prison i'm talking to my car dealer, i'm asking what car is coming out this year, ferrari, whatever car. >> jimmy: like any prisoner
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would have that conversation. >> a friend of mine had purchased cars but hadn't paid all the money. and if they don't pay all the money he's going to take some of the cars and trade them in for animals like horses. you can do that? yeah. and he said mike, can you imagine me with an f-50 ferrari with the top down and a lion or tiger driving with you? i said yeah, that'd be pretty hot. get me two cubs. by the time i got out, there were two cubs there. >> jimmy: can you go in the carpool lane if you have a tiger in the car with you? >> yes, you can, you can. ive' done that. >> jimmy: what did people think when they saw you? >> they thought it was the illest [ bleep ] in the world. they couldn't imagine it. not in a million years. >> jimmy: did the animals ever bite you.
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>> i had a lion bite me. >> jimmy: did you have to get treatment? >> yeah, iad tgeit. n tes shot. >> jimmy: you were giving the lion a tetanus shot? i didn't know you were an amateur veterinarian. >> no. talk more about my, you were with seth talking about marijuana, and i wanted to talk about tyson ranch. >> jimmy: yes, i want to hear about that. >> listen. we're in the palm springs, hot springs area up there. and we're building this complex, it's the state-of-the-art. i want to say like the eighth wonder of the world, it's never been done before. a cannabis resort. >> jimmy: oh. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you can stay there. >> people can stay there. we'll have little glamping chateaus there for at least a
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thousand people, this is going to be really big. >> jimmy: can i make a recommendation? are you accepting ideas? i always think that like a cemetery is a big waste of space. but, if you were to bury people there, and they could be stoners could be underneath the weed. >> that wouldn't be a good idea. >> jimmy: it wouldn't? >> no. we have a lazy river, the biggest lazy river in the world. as you were saying earlier, on the 13th of april, we're going to be, you'll be able to purchase our product in the biggest dispensary in the world, planet 13. if you're going to do it, you go to do it big. >> jimmy: the lazy river. >> the slow drag. >> jimmy: so people will use your products and float. >> have university as well. we'll show you that we're the top extractor of the cbd. and we're going to make the cbd and --
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>> jimmy: will it be called tyson university? >> we're giving away scholarships as well. >> jimmy: oh, you are? >> yes. >> jimmy: this is great. will you have a team? will you compete in the ncaa tournament? >> no, but there will be marijuana teams. there will be contests in which i have won. >> jimmy: you won the contest? >> yes, i won. yes, i have. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. >> you do now. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> tyson ranch. >> jimmy: are there animals on the ranch? >> we were discussing that as well. >> jimmy: lions. >> we were going to have sanctuary with lions and cheetahs. >> jimmy: you're growing a ton of weed, lions and tigers and a huge lazy river around the whole thing. >> yes, this is true. and a bunch of rooms and stuff.
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. >> jimmy: rooms. >> and lawns you can hang out on the couch. 400 acres. having a great time. state of the art, man. it's going to be like i'm turning back into a god again. >> jimmy: yeah. [cheers and applause] >> really good. really good. >> jimmy: have you thought about calling it marijuana-lago? that could be your own. >> that's ironic that you said that. i stopped by mar-a-lago. >> jimmy: did you smoke pot at mar-a-lago? >> had to put it out. >> jimmy: so before you went in you smoked. >> they told me i had to put it out. >> jimmy: they told you you had to put it out. you didn't go in in the bathroom and sneak? >> no, i wouldn't do that. >> jimmy: i know you're a big rule follower. this is something else. when will this be open, th >> listen. we're going to have another festival. we had the last festival, we only stayed for 4,000.
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we have 7,500 people came. and we hadn't prepared. we're going to be prepared. in october we're going to have one. god willing we can get a guy like drake, cardi b. >> jimmy: willie nelson would be fun. >> he's a good contributor of marijuana smoking. >> jimmy: he's done a lot to help. >> i would love to smoke with that guy. >> jimmy: i would love to be there while you are smoking with that guy. let's make that happen. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: we get willie in that lazy river, who knows what will happen. >> it's beautiful, man. >> jimmy: if you want to see mike live and in person, planet 13 here in las vegas, april 13th, tyson ranch cannabis. we'll be right back with iggy azalea. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪
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♪ j white i need a beat i can go off on oo lil' sally walker walkin' down the street ♪ ♪ she didn't know what to do so she jumped in front of me lil' sally walker ♪ ♪ walkin' down the street she didn't know what to do so she jumped in front of me ♪ ♪ i said go on girl do your thang do your thang do your thang ♪ ♪ go on girl do your thang do your thang stop go on girl do your thang ♪ ♪ do your thang do your thang go on girl do your thang do your thang drop ♪ ♪ lil' sally walker shake it proper bend it over make it wobble ♪ ♪ got a lot o' buns pick it up and drop it uh for the proper nd ♪ anything to make the profit come get them dollars hon' ♪
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♪ add that -- up just like mathematics if you do it for free then it's ass backwards ♪ ♪ all of you bitches is mad at me probably mad 'cause you ain't in my tax bracket ♪ ♪ you bitches is broker than glass crackin' you ain't gon' do -- you just act ratchet ♪ ♪ play with me you gon' get back handed i toot it up and look back at it ♪ ♪ lil' sally walker walkin' down the street she didn't know what to do ♪ ♪ so she jumped in front of me lil' sally walker walkin' down the street ♪ ♪ she didn't know what to do so she jumped in front of me ♪ ♪ i said go on girl do your thang do your thang do your thang ♪ ♪ go on girl do your thang do your thang stop go on girl do your thang do your thang ♪ ♪ do your thang go on girl do your thang do your thang drop ♪ ♪ watch me throw it back and toot it they love how i do it uh ♪ ♪ i'm the truth you can't refuse it plus my body's stupid uh ♪ ♪ he wasn't even shot by cupid but your dude's a groupie uh ♪ ♪ you would think it's getting evicted how my booty moving ♪ ♪ yeah better yet i need a u-haul one of a kind i don't do malls ♪ ♪ these bitches talk more than group calls shut the -- up with
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them loose walls ♪ ♪ matter fact i'm not gon' go back and forth with you bitches like duval and snoop dogg ♪ ♪ these bitches front like a new bra don't get your ass dragged like rupaul ♪ ♪ lil' sally walker walkin' down the street she didn't know what to do ♪ ♪ so she jumped in front of me lil' sally walker walkin' down the street ♪ ♪ she didn't know what to do so she jumped in front of me ♪ ♪ i said go on girl do your thang do your thang do your thang ♪ ♪ go on girl do your thang do your thang stop go on girl do your thang do your thang ♪ ♪ do your thang go on girl do your thang do your thang drop [cheers and applause]
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