right now on jimmy kimmel, host of this year's espys, tracy morgan. >> see you later. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tracy morgan, from the kansas city chiefs, patrick mahomes, gwen stefani, and music from megan thee stallion. and now we're back, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] noid thanks for coming. it's very nice. we are back to work after we were on a two-week vacation. it was our summer vacation. a lot happened while we were off the air. we had not one but two major earthquakes in southern california. one of which was so strong that

kauai leonard somehow wound up on the clippers. i didn't feelitr of the earthquakes. i don't know. i was driving once and the other one i was like people were like did you feel that? i didn't feel anything but a lot of people did. and you know what you do when there's a big earthquake? you have to get your phone out and start rolling cameras, because this earthquake, everyone was taping. it shook up some kind of weird school performance. i don't know what was going on there. this apartment -- the apartment lost a television set. even at dodger's stadium they felt the earthquake. you can see there the camera is shaking and the big one was swimming pools. there were a lot of videos of swimming pools. and you could see that's a terrifying situation right there. this pool had like a mini tsuna tsunami. is that one of those little fans

she's holding up in the air? i don't know what the -- the local news. they were live on the local news. >> we have experiencing very strong shaking. i think we need to get under the desk. and no, that doesn't -- >> jimmy: that doesn't look good, does it? some people -- people i know were complaining that their dogs didn't warn them about the earthquake. what is the dog supposed to do, bark? my daughter, katie, lives about a mile from the epicenter of the quake that happened on friday night. she makes ceramics. she's a ceramics artist which is the perfect job to have in a quake zone. the quake was -- that one was 7.1. they say it's ten times more powerful than the 6.4 quake on the fourth of july which i don't -- the scale makes no sense. do it one to 100. 1 is nothing, 100, you're dead.

we as a group decide what to give it, and i'll say something else. [ applause ] >> jimmy: this happens every once in a while and nobody seems to know what to do. they used to see when the ground starts shake, get under a doorway. that was the move for many years. then someone said no, don't get under a door. never get under a doorway. get under a table. find a strong table. not one of those ikea tables, a strong one. get under the middle of it. that was the rule. get under the middle of the table for many years until someone decided you should not get under the middle of the table because if something heavy falls you'll get crushed. get next to the edge of the table that way the debris hits the table and hits off. they called it the triangle of life. now they say the triangle of life is the triangle of death. now they say drop, cover, and

hold on. don't run. drop to your hands and knees, cover your head and neck so the earthquake can't see you, i guess [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and hold on until the earthquake stops. in other words, get down on your knees and pray jesus will stop making the world shake. this doesn't seem like a plan to me. drop, cover and hold -- i don't like any plan that ends with hold on. okay? you hold on. i'm going out to fly a blimp and i'm flying out of this place. i got a lot of texts during the earthquakes saying are you guys okay? no, i'm buried under a pile of rubble. i was going to call 9-1-1 but instead -- please, send help. i was talking to people. this happened to a lot of us. we went around the office today and collected texts people got from their relatives after the earthquake. this one went to one of our producers, brett, from his mom. she wrote okay, you are not going back to l.a. 6 .5 earthquake.

quit your job, come to texas, new york is sinking. we don't live in new york. call me. seriously. tell jimmy kimmel your mother will not allow you to go back, 38 aftershocks. all right. he knows now. [ cheers and applause ] . >> jimmy: this was sent to maggie, our production assistant. this is from her cousin daryl. how was that earthquake today? we don't get those things over here, lol. snow maybe but the earth doesn't shake lol. when you coming back? that sounds like a cousin daryl to me, that's for sure. we're all fine. we have our yoga mats to protect us, lol. i want to say congratulations to the united states women's soccer team.n w isn't

they beat the netherlands to win their fourth world cup. did you watch it, guillermo? >> guillermo: of course. usa, yes. we won. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. i just said that. >> guillermo: i know. >> jimmy: nancy pelosi the speaker of the house invited the team to visit the capitol after megan rapinoe, the mvp, last week she was asked if he would accept an invitation to visit the white house from the president. >> are you excited about going to the white house? >> i'm not going to the [ bleep ] white house. no. >> jimmy: that's what melania said also. obviously that got under our president's thin orange skin so he tweeted women's soccer player megan rapinoe tweeted she's not going to the f 'ing white house. i just got criminal justice

reform passed. black unemployment is at the lowest level. i don't know what this means. i don't know what this has to do with soccer but in our country's history and the poverty index's best number ever, leagues and teams love coming to the white house. i am a big fan of the american team and women's soccer but meghan should win first before she talks. finish the job. and she did. we got some exciting news today. megan rapinoe and alex morgan will be here to celebrate with us on thursday night. maybe we'll get them the mcnuggets they missed out on at the white house. meanwhile melania trump is the talk in the town in her hometown where they've erected this life size statue of the first lady near where she was born. the artist carved it with a chain saw, and it looks like the

kind of thing a prisoner would put in his bed to fool the guards. there she is, melania's stump. you haven't made it until you've been immortalized in art. tonight hannah traveled around the country meeting the families of the guys she will not marry. this might have been the least exciting. everyone got a rose. all of them made it to the fantasy suite episode. four guys. there are strippers who don't take that many trips to the fantasy suite. one of the guys is pilot. he took hannah on a flight over the bachelor mansion. >> i don't want this moment to end. i literally wish we could just fly all day long. >> jimmy: oh, my god. you have to pay attention to the

controls. agagwen stefani has las vegas. we got word she was in need of dancers for the show. it's a big production that requires big talent. when the notice went out, we sent in the biggest little ball of talent we know to try out to be part of the "just a girl" tour. >> i feel like we're, like, getting there. like, i just want to get that more of an edge. do you know this guy? >> dude, you should go home, bro, i got this. >> hey. >> guillermo: hi. i'm here for the dancing job. >> you're here to audition? >> guillermo: i don't audition. i'm a legend. here's my resume, and i hear you like bananas. organic. >> thank you. >>. >> guillermo: wow. >> he has a different look from

anyone in our show. that's a good thing. >> guillermo: should i go over there? >> yes. warm up. >> guillermo: this is guillermo. ♪ >> okay wait a minute. wait a minute. number 11 what exactly you are doing? >> guillermo: i'm dancing like no one is watching. >> okay. you should start dancing like everyone is watching. >> guillermo: that's a good tip. ♪ >> guillermo: i think i have a cramp in my back already. here we go. all right. oh, man. >> how did he get the address? if i read your number, then you're going to be dancing in the show, and if i don't, good luck to you in the future.

so here we go. number 8, number 3, and number 5. all right. >> i feel really good about it. i basically, like, cut the one girl's hair. >> guillermo: that was bull [ bleep ]. >> what? >> guillermo: before i leave, i want to tell you something. i might not be a great dancer, but i have a big heart. a big belly. a big butt. and i think you guys are making a big mistake.

thank you, very much. >> gang it. wait a minute. you are on the team. >> guillermo: yeah. woo. yeah. i cannot believe they fell for that speech. dumb asses. let's go to vegas. yeah. >> we did it. guillermo, we're at our residency in vegas. >> guillermo: this [ bleep ] bananas. >> one, two, three. ♪ ♪ i haain't no holler back girl♪ ♪ i ain't no holler back girl >> guillermo: god, help me.

♪ i ain't no holler back girl ♪ i ain't no holler back girl ♪ >> we've got a special guest here tonight. my favorite grandenana, guillermo. ♪ he's bananas ♪ it's not just gonna happen like that ♪ ♪ because i ain't no holler back girl ♪ >> guillermo: that went real bad. i think it was bad. >> give it up for guillermo.

we're good. we're done. >> guillermo: we're done? >> thank you. thank you. all good. thank you. my show. do i regret hiring guillermo? absolutely. >> guillermo: i think gwen stefani is mad at me, but i tried my best. >> well, thanks to gwen stefani. and very well done, guillermo. you were a wonderful banana. >> guillermo: thank you. >> jimmy: tonight on the show -- music from megan thee stallion, the reigning nfl mvp patrick mahomes is with us, and we'll be right back with the amazing tracy morgan. stick around. hey, who are you? oh, hey jeff, i'm a car thief... what?! i'm here to steal your car because,

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight from the kansas city chiefs, he is the mvp of the nfl and a top pick on everyone's fantasy team. patrick mahomes is here. then she is apple music's up next artist, her album is called "fever." music from megan thee stallion. tomorrow night, donald glover and d'arcy carden will be here. comedian beth stelling will join us from my comedy club in las vegas. and later this week, seth rogen, dave bautista, jon favreau, world cup champions alex morgan and megan rapinoe, plus music from jaden smith and taylor bennett. please join us for all that. we don't do this for our health. our first guest is one of the funniest men alive who has a big job wednesday night entertaining

the greatest athletes on earth as host of the espys here on abc. please welcome tracy morgan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good, man. >> jimmy: you smell good. >> thank you. that's a trick of the trade. my daddy said always wear fragrances. >> jimmy: may i ask what fragrance you use? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: were you here for the earthquake? >> yeah. man, i'm from the east coast. we don't get earthquakes. we got crack heads. the earth started shaking so i

popped my pants. of course i did, and a little bit of pea came out. so they said that's going to be going on for the next 20 days so i got this for the aftershock. >> jimmy: oh. underwear. you've got a giant pair of underwear. >> i'm ready for the aftershock. it's all i could find. >> jimmy: well, i'm glad you're okay. you had just gotten off the plane when this happened? >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: that's a hell of a welcome to l.a. >> yeah. i'm a grown man walking around like that. >> jimmy: had you ever been in an earthquake before? >> what kind of question is that? i'm from the projects. never been in no earthquake. might have been around crack heads. it's scary. they'll steal anything that ain't nailed down. >> jimmy: that's true. >> last year for christmas i seen one trying to sell a fire escape. six floors of it. a little girl us huffy bike.

they always sell little pink huffies. >> jimmy: what would one do with a fire escape? >> i don't know. ask them. but i bought it anyway. it was only 2. they sell everything for $2. >> jimmy: do you feel -- are you a person -- >> i used to sell crack back in the days. everybody was. for real. in the 80s, either you was using it or selling it. either way you got swept up in it. i had to stop. it started tearing up my soul. i was a crack dealer with a heart of gold. >> jimmy: how did -- >> and i'm telling you, man, i couldn't that. i got tired of counting 2 in 300 pennies. >> jimmy: and when people pull up in the car and you would sell it to them that way? >> what car? what crack head you know with a car? they sold that years ago.

>> jimmy: it's a very good point. >> jimmy is so naive. >> jimmy: i know. i was not selling crack in the 80s. i was selling lee vees. it's a different upbringing. >> lees were hot then. >> jimmy: lees were. no. this is post lee time. >> i bought lees when i went through my cowboy phase. i name is tracy morgan akaakaaka grit. >> jimmy: bootleg or straight leg? >> i wore boot cut singing. i'd better stop singing. i'll get sued. ♪ you got to count your money when the crack head is coming down the street ♪ >> jimmy: very well done. i know you are right now --

you're in the frame of mind of hosting the espys on wednesday nights. >> espys. that's like the sports oscars. >> jimmy: it is. >> you hosted everything. >> jimmy: i did host that show. >> i went to that thing in the white house, the dinner? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you hosted that. >> jimmy: i know. i was there. >> yeah. i love you. i love being there, man. i just love me some corrupt senators. >> jimmy: have you been watching women's soccer? have you watched the world cup? >> yeah. they all went to the white house. right? >> jimmy: they didn't. >> that must have been all my ex's suing me for paternity, all the women at the white house. >> jimmy: they were at the white house? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's your take on what's going on in the white house right now? >> what do you mean what's my take on it? my money is in my pocket. >> jimmy: you -- how is your family? >> everybody is -- my daughter just turned six. she in the back. ma maven. i gave her a fireworks display.

>> jimmy: for her birthday? >> yeah. i want to apologize to the faa. newark airport, the six homes that i took out. i didn't know you had to point them up. i'm a guy. okay? i thought you pointed fireworks that way. >> jimmy: did you really give your daughter fireworks? >> i did. that's my princess. >> jimmy: is that what she wanted? >> no. that's not what she wanted. >> jimmy: it's what you wanted. and that's what's most important, really. >> all the time. >> jimmy: wow. i mean, that's a nice gift. my parents never got me a fireworks display. i can't even imagine getting something like that. >> my wife got me a gift for my birthday. she said i'm late. that's another baby on the way, yes. >> jimmy: would you like to have another baby? >> what? would i like to have another baby? i'm trying to break eddie murphy's record. >> jimmy: is he the record

holder? >> i'm trying to break bob marley's record. i really want to go for gandhi's record. he has, like 24. i think i have more than that, but mine is on the books. i got four on the books. i don't know who is off the books. ain't nobody say nothing to me. >> jimmy: how many kids would you like to have, ideally -- >> you hear this megasnn he's asking the question. >> jimmy: how many? >> ten. for meghan. >> jimmy: she would have to have six more kids? that's a lot. >> yeah. that c-section scar is going to be about this thick. >> jimmy: more with tracy morgan after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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i had to slap him in the head. what are you doing? >> jimmy: you think that would help? >> i know it would. look at me. look at my face. north korea don't want to play with me. >> jimmy: you'd be in front of the greatest athletes in the world. who is your all time favorite athlete? >> uncle moe. all city boys and girls high school in brooklyn. >> jimmy: basketball? >> yeah. moe. moe. that's my uncle. that's my uncle. he made the contribution to me as a man. >> jimmy: what contribution did uncle moe make? >> being a man about it all. when they say they late, man up. when they say this is your baby, man up. >> jimmy: that's what uncle moe told you? how old were you when he told you that? >> six. >> jimmy: those are wise words, uncle moe. he's coming to the show with you? >> yeah. he holds me down.

>> jimmy: is the whole family? >> yeah. everybody will be there. my uncle fatty love is coming up. he's going to be late, though. >> jimmy: why? >> i don't know. he might be somewhere selling the fire escape. i don't know. >> jimmy: how many uncles do you have? >> i got about six. >> jimmy: uh-huh, and which one is your favorite? >> the test results just came back about my buy logical father. >> jimmy: who is he? >> tony dorset. either him or drew pearcen. my mother said both of them used to come around the house. tony drove a white van. he sold fish out of that van. all sugar daddies drive white vans. >> jimmy: he drove around dallas -- >> in a white van. >> jimmy: in a white van? >> you know tiger woods' father earl drove a white van. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah. tiger woods got a baby brother in harlem. look just like him. >> jimmy: i didn't know that.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: is he a golfer? >> no. >> jimmy: what does he do? >> i don't know. i think he sell fire escapes. >> jimmy: you have an uncle who is in prison. right? >> yeah. he been in there for 38 years now. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. that's his brother, tony, but we call him uncle jailbird. >> jimmy: okay. >> i never saw him before. >> jimmy: you never met him? >> when i came out the coma, he wrote me a letter and said thank you for surviving nephew. i know you've never met me before, but you're strong. you're a king. i love you. and p.s., i'm graduating. please come see me. 38 years and you're just getting your g.e.d.? what you been doing, unc? so i went up to see him, because it's my uncle. i never met him. i'm going to show support. i went to visit him. when i got there, they had these prisoners on the stage like it was a real graduation. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they made it feel like they was going to graduate and go off

to college. that's not how it happens. that's not how it happens in prison. you going to get this g.e.d. and you going back to your cell, and you'll stay there until jail time. everybody better hit the deck. and that's what happened. even the lowest of the low in the auditorium, take they was graduating. they had them on the stage with the robe and the cap and the gown, and underneath the cap and gown was state issued clothes. you could see the shackles on the jail boots. but they had them up there on the stage singing the real graduation song. trilli triple homicides and they was singing ♪ how do i say good-bye to what we have ♪ ♪ the good times that made us laugh ♪

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welcome back. >> jimmy: our next guest's breakthrough season earned him an nfl mvp award after he threw more than 5,000 yards and 50 touchdowns to lead kansas city to their first afc title appearance since before he was born. from the chiefs, please welcome patrick mahomes.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's good to have you here. when did you get in? did you feel the earthquake? >> i did not. hopefully i don't feel to feel it until the espys. i flew in this morning, and got here. no earthquake. good so far. >> jimmy: you were at a bachelor party in nashville this weekend? >> yeah. the voice which is harsh is going back and forth with me. one of my buddies from back home. we went to nashville. i had the cowboy hat on. and i was kind of walking down the street and no one was not ing. >> jimmy: with your old friends if you go to a bachelor party, does everyone have to behave

themselves because you're there now? >> they're supposed to, but it doesn't happen all the time. >> jimmy: do you have to pay for everything since you're the nfl player? >> i do sometimes, but they always get real mad if i do. they're cool like that. they don't want to seem like they're trying to use me now that i'm in the nfl. they want to kind of treat me exactly the same as they did when we were back in middle school together. >> jimmy: is the wedding going to be during the football season or will you be able to attend? >> this year, i'm not going to be able to make this one. it's in august. i'm in the middle of training camp. he was like you have off days. i was like i'm not going to fly to texas on my off day to go to a wedding. it's in august. i won't make it, but i'm glad i got to make the bachelor party. >> jimmy: i am too. you deserve a bachelor party. an unbelievable season. and you are -- you have a very powerful arm. are both your arms powerful or just the one? >> i think both of my arms and both my legs.

>> jimmy: your dad is a former major league baseball which has to be the greatest. is it great to have a bad who played baseball? >> it was awesome. and i played baseball growing up my entire life. and so. >> jimmy: you were drafted by the tigers? >> very late, but i was drafted. they called me and said we know you're not coming. we'll see you in three years. i said all right. i went to college. >> jimmy: was your dad disapointed you played football over baseball? >> they told me whatever you do, be the best you can at it. when i was choosing football or baseball, they told me to make my decision and run with it. when i was younger my dad wanted me to be a baseball player for sure. but as i got older he felt how much i loved football and how much i wanted to follow that dream. >> jimmy: we have video. you're eight years old. you're playing baseball. and there you are. and you -- now that tied the

game, that shot? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. >> it's a real funny story. we were in a basketball camp. i was playing up in the older kids. since it was camp and we were eight or nine, they said there was no three-pointers. i thought when i hit it i won the game because we were down two points but we went to overtime after that. >> jimmy: you got cheated out of the points>> that's what i did. >> jimmy: who won the game in overtime? >> we did. we celebrated. it was over after that. >> jimmy: you're living in kansas city now. do you love it? >> i do. look, we the chiefs fans, she's kingdom right here. [ applause ] >> jimmy: one of these guys came out. are you both -- by the way, i don't want to alarm you, but i learned a tidbit about the gentleman. i know a lot about both of these guys but a little more about the guy in the red shirt. stand up. would you mind showing us what you have on your body? this is the kind of loyalty that

you've already inspired there. >> oh, my gosh. that is awesome. that is awesome. >> i'm from missouri. i have been out here 11 years. i'm a pizza driver in burbank. i bet my hometown we would never draft a franchise quarterback. we've been through a lot of hard years. i bet we wouldn't draft you. when i came home last christmas my brother logan shackleford 16 hours one session for the first ever champ stamp. i love you. >> i appreciate that. that's awesome. >> but it's not -- i know they've been tweeting you and tagging, you man. it's not complete unless you sign it. later. >> jimmy: we'll do that -- well, we'll see, if you want to. >> we'll get it at the end. >> jimmy: when you deliver a

pizza, do you ever pull the shirt up and show it to the customers? >> all the time. i've been out here 11 years and i caught my big break with the champ stamp. hometown celebrity now. >> jimmy: now you've got to win. it says champ stamp on his -- this is going to be saddest thing ever if you don't win a super bowl. >> hopefully we can get a couple of them. i might get a couple tattoos after that. >> jimmy: and then maybe you get a tattoo of him. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. sit down, champ stamp. wow. that's pretty crazy. >> that is. that's amazing. >> jimmy: that's got to be strange. i know people assume this is what you're used to because you're in the nfl. you're just a guy and now there's another guy with you on him. >> no. it's definitely crazy. but at the same time you love it. like you said kansas city is an amazing city. they've really embraced me coming there, and i love being there, and i love being a part of the community and part of that organization.

>> jimmy: you ever have that z-man sandwich? >> i get it probably once every two weeks. >> jimmy: this is a sandwich -- it used to be called oklahoma joes. now it's -- >> kansas city joes. >> jimmy: it's a great sandwich. >> it's a gas station you walk up to. it's a little side restaurant. it's pretty amazing. >> jimmy: yeah. here you can't eat at the gas station. you'll die. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're going to the espys. you're nominated in two categories. one of them is best male athlete. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: the other is best football player. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: i feel like you've already won best football player, haven't you as mvp of the league? >> it's different. being nominated at the espys and also the best male athlete, i think it's a tremendous honor. >> jimmy: it's cool and you should wait on the best male athlete, but when they do it for the best football player, just walk up there and take it.

>> there's some good dudes nominated. >> jimmy: who are you taking? >> my girlfriend who is here with me somewhere backstage, and then i have my mom is coming with me too. whenever i was in college she said if i make the espys or if i get to go she wants to be my date. >> jimmy: is there an athlete she wants to meet at the espys? >> yeah. she's meeting me. she gets to see me again. >> jimmy: it's great to have you. congratulations. i wish you a lot of luck, not that you'll need it, but congratulations. patrick mahomes, everybody, the chiefs. starts the season september 8th against the jacksonville jaguars. and we'll return with music from megan thee stallion. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: i want to thank tracy morgan, patrick mahomes and gwen stefani. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, this is her album "fever," megan thee stallion! [ cheers and applause ]

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