>> see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, billy eichner, from the l.a. rams, sean mcvay, the week in unnecessary censorship, and music from spoon. and now, to set things straight, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i appreciate that. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. wow, that's very nice. i know, listen, i know you're mainly here for the air conditioning, but i do appreciate it. it was very hot in america today. a massive heat wave is on the way this weekend. they expect the heat will cause the usual problems, blackouts are possible. driving is more dangerous.

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he called them socialists who hate america and specifically targeted congresswoman omar. the crowd, clever bunch that three are, came up with an all new version of the popular chant "lock her up." >> obviously, and importantly, omar has a history of launching vicious anti-semitic screeds. [ crowd chanting "send her back" ] >> jimmy: isn't that lovely? leaders lead i guess is the member there. there was outrage today from democrats and even some republicans over that chant. not mitch mcconnell, although that spineless reptile, not only did he not condemn the chant, he said i think the president's on to something. he may be on something, but he's not onto something. the "new york times" reported that ivanka had to have a chat with dad this morning to tell

him this was bad, and so the president, who seems to only listen to her did his best to distance himself from the chant, claiming quite unconvincingly that he tried to stop it. >> why didn't you stop them? why didn't you ask them to stop saying that? number one, i think i did. i started speaking very quickly. it really was a loud -- i disagree with it by the way. but it was quite a chant, and i felt a little bit badly about it, but i will say this, i did, and i started speaking very quickly, but it started up rather fast. >> you will stop them if they tried to do it again. >> i didn't like that three did it and i started speaking very quickly. excuse me, really? if you would have heard, there was a tremendous amount of noise and action and everything else. i started very quickly, and i think you know that. >> jimmy: so four times he said he started very quickly. let's go to the tape now and find out how very quickly he

started. >> send her >> she talked about the evil israel. >> jimmy: see, you can tell how upset he was by how he paused to allow the chant to fill the stadium while he basked in it. trump also said if these congress women don't love america, they can leave t guillermo, bring in the scroll for a second. because i want to talk about this new phrase of his he's been saying. america, love it or leave it. according to the bill of rights, the document the president reads about as closely as everyone else reads the apple terms and conditions, an american citizen has the right to feel and say anything he or she wants about the country, and if you do love america, you want it to be as great as it can possibly be. does that mean you have to love every single thing about it? obviously not, because if all these people screaming love it

or leave it would have left when obama was the president or when the supreme court ruled in favor of gay marriage or -- [cheers and applause] or for that matter when they made a lady "ghostbusters," they would have all got on their nina, pintas and santa and here's this from a guy who faked an injury to get out of vietnam, right guillermo? >> that's right. >> jimmy: he's my fact checker. here comes a guy who trashes american war heroes, who kisses communist dictator ass, who makes most of the crap he sells on his website in china. to hear him say someone else doesn't love america and they should leave is crazy. it's the constitution. it's not the guillermo he wrote that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: mr. president, if you

don't understand that, maybe you should leave, go be president of -- [cheers and applause] go be president of whatever country supplies you with your next wife. i'm sure they'll welcome you, and take that little poodle, mike pence, with you! [cheers and applause] the real hero here is guillermo, who worked all day on that scroll. >> yeah! that's right. >> jimmy: this, to me, represents the best of america. this is from yesterday's baseball game between the cubs and the reds at wrigley field where during the seventh stretch, there was an arousing rendition of "take me out of to the ball game." >> one, two, three! ♪ take me out to the ball game

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so please join us for that. our first guest started out stalking unsuspecting new yorkers like a lunatic with a microphone on "billy on the street." now he rubs elbows and knees with no less than beyoncé herself. he plays the meerkat timon in "the lion king." it opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome billy eichner. [cheers and ♪ >> jimmy: you look nice. i like it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look very nice. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? are you all right? >> i am great. i am in "the lion king." >> jimmy: you're mott just in "the lion king." you are the number one star of the lion king. >> that's not true. >> jimmy: in my opinion. >> oh, well thank you. >> jimmy: you may not be the most famous person in "the lion king," but you are the best person. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you really are, and

people will see that en masse. >> thank you. i'm just so excited because -- [cheers and applause] beyonce's going to hate you now. i'm mostly excited paubecause i going to be so rich after this. in just a matter of days, jimmy. >> jimmy: did they record you for teals and all that kind of stuff? >> i'm a happy meal toy, i'm in the movie. >> jimmy: you landed like an hour ago. >> this is how much i love you. yesterday morning we had a huge lion king premiere in london. i flew to new york yesterday. i was live on "good morning, america" and kelly ripa, this morning in new york, flew here, came right from the airport, and here i am. >> jimmy: i'm glad you made it. i really am. i was orieworried, we worry abo this kind of stuff.

[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you were in london for the royal premiere. >> prince harry and meghan markle and sir elton john was there wa there, and i was there randomly. we were all kind of nervous, even beyonce. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, because the royals. >> jimmy: they should be bowing to her. >> that's true, she's our american royalty. in the days leading up to it they e-mail you a protocol. >> jimmy: oh. >> of how you're supposed to greet prince harry and meghan, and three aey are very intense it. you're supposed to say your royal highness. you can't shake hands. my plus one had to stand behind my and not speak unless he was spoken to. i was like, does that same rule

apply to jay z? i have a feeling it doesn't. and i got really nervous. i was with seth rogen. and we were standing, he's wonderful. >> jimmy: he is. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: he is great in the movie, too. not as good as you, but very good. >> well, thank you. so we got, i got nervous, because your royal highness sounds a little weird and bowing feels weird. i don't even know what they want you to do. and in my head, i'm like what do you call her? i keep thinking princess markle, but that sounds like something out of mario brothers. they were very, very down to earth. >> jimmy: did you exchange phone numbers or anything like that? >> not quite. >> jimmy: did jared get to speak? >> i think he got to say hello. what's strange is meghan and i went to the same college here, we both went to northwestern,

theater majors. i didn't know her when we were there. we ended up having this very casual conversation about our acting teachers at northwestern, and she was really great. and harry, harry, by the way, harry was great, too. they were very nice, lovely, beautiful-looking people. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. and have you now become friendly with beyonce? i know this is a big thing. >> yes. >> jimmy: you sing with beyonce. >> i am on a song with beyonce. >> jimmy: which is crazy. >> seth and i started singing "can you feel the love tonight", and she takes over. we're on itunes now, we're like on the pop charts. >> jimmy: i said this to my wife and she said it right back to me, billy's got a great voice, like a real singing voice. >> thank you. i started off thinking i was going to be on broadway when i was a kid. i opened my mouth and had a good singing voice, took singing

lessons. i got older. >> jimmy: did you go to auditions? >> i really wanted to be a child star on broadway, right? but i was a big fat sweaty gay jewish kid. shout out, i know some of you are watching. i really was, though. proudly, and there's not much for a big fat, sweaty, gay jewish 12 year old to do on broadway, and all the others are playing les miserables, the spritely european boy, and i'm spouting off like mama rose. >> jimmy: i think of you now as a big child star. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: you got you a little present. i know this is a major thing in your life, and i wanted you to have something to kmep ra

it. this is, i don't know if you're an overalls kind of guy. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: but this is for you. this is a, says -- >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: i'm on a song with beyonce. that's yours. >> by the way, this would have fit me perfectly as a sweaty, day, fat 12 year old. this would have been perfect. >> jimmy: billy eichner is here, "the lion king" opens tomorrow. we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by smirnoff number 21 vodka. fifty percent off storewide, with new deals every single day!

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they worked on this movie for years. it looks unlike any movie you've ever seen. it's just gorgeous, and it looks so real. >> jimmy: i heard they killed like 100 animals to make this movie. >> they did. they had to, but it was worth it, because it's going to make a billion dollars! they didn't kill any animals. they're all fake animals. >> jimmy: no animals were in the movie. >> exactly. >> jimmy: when was the first time you sang in public. >> ever? >> jimmy: yeah, ever. >> i think i was actually in kindergarten, i swear, there was a talent show, and i got up and i sang. >> jimmy: do you remember what you sang? >> yes, >> jimmy: did you play the more monica? >> i didn't play the harmonica. >> jimmy: while we're on the

subject of music, you tweeted something @taylor swift. i want to know the back story. you tweeted, i guess i was too gay for the taylor swift video. >> that sounds harsh without context. taylor swift made this lovely, very pro-lgbt video. she's a great ally, and literally, every gay person on television was in the video except for me. i'm not kidding. neil patrick harris, all the "queer eye" guys, billy porter. they dug up liberace and put him in the video. and i was never called. >> jimmy: really? >> i wasn't angry. i was just hurt, you know? because i've been a proud gay man all my life until this video. i mean, you know. >> jimmy: you felt excluded. >> i felt a little excluded. it's okay. >> jimmy: you want to put that out there because you want people to know i didn't say no to this. >> no, i would have loved to

have been in the video. >> jimmy: has taylor responded swiftly to this? >> she has not. >> jimmy: maybe she's saving up to do a video with just you. >> with just me. what, about how great straight people are? i'm going to do a video about how great straight people are with brooks & dunn. >> jimmy: are you in a relationship right now? >> i'm not. i've been single for a long time, unless something terrible happened to me recently. >> jimmy: what happened? >> no joke. this is true. i was banned from tinder. you're laughing. but i am going to die alone. do you understand? first of all, i was ban the from tinder. i've been on tinder for like seven years, and i'm very nice. i don't do anything naughty or weird. i'm a normal person. and they banned me all of a sudden, and i say why. they didn't give me an explanation, they just say you violated the terms of use.

and i say i've been single for seven years! you violated the terms of use! i didn't violate anything! >> jimmy: that's a really good point. >> i was furious. >> jimmy: did you call any, can you call tinder? >> you can call them, you know. i guess you could sex them. i don't know. >> jimmy: has this been resolved? >> it's been resolved. thank you, tinder. but yeah, i'm back on tinder, everyone get excited. >> jimmy: why did they kick you off in the first place? >> what was that? >> jimmy: did they explain why they kicked you off? >> well, i guess pause i'm a public person, maybe people thought it was a fake profile, which actually happened to my friend andy cohen, they kicked him off. or maybe they just don't like gay people. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> no, they don't, they're very nice to gay people. i guess someone reported me as being fake, but it really is me.

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♪ >> jimmy: hey, there, welcome back. music from spoon on the way. earlier this year, our next guest became the youngest head coach ever to lead his team to a super bowl. he is only 11 years old. he's ready to go again. from the nfc champion los angeles rams, please welcome sean mcvay. [c applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks for coming!

>> 11 years old, i haven't heard that joke before. >> jimmy: well, the beard is coming in nicely, how are you doing? >> so is yours. >> jimmy: thank you, i appreciate that. you are a young man, no question about it. you should be proud of the fact that you got there so young. >> i am. >> jimmy: you should not be ashamed or insulted by any of that. >> no. >> jimmy: and the fact that you can grow hair on your face is a good thing, too. >> i can grow hair other places, too, jimmy. >> jimmy: i'll do a full inspection after the show. but as we mentioned, you went to the super bowl, it didn't go the way you hoped it would have gone, but it was pretty exciting to take the team to the super bowl, or do you look at it that way? >> you know, it's one of those things where it didn't end the way you wanted it to, clearly, but you can't help but be appreciative, of, it's the best season ie ever been a part of. couldn't be more thankful for the players, the coaches but it certainly gives you a motivation

and drive to do better if you get that opportunity again. >> jimmy: how often do you think about that game? >> every minute. no, it's something that, you know, you say you can't allow it to hijack your ability to move forward, but to say it's something that doesn't come up. i mean everywhere i go i'm seeing patriots fans and whether they say thanks for the super bowl or something, i hear somebody from the fans right here that probably love tom brady, i like tom brady, but not that much when i'm playing against him in the super bowl. >> jimmy: when you say you're thinking about it a lot, like i know you just got engaged. >> sure. [cheers and applause] i did, i did get engaged. that's, yeah, and you know what, i'm so thankful, what a wonderful girl she is. and all the jokes came in. sean mcvay did get the ring after that. >> jimmy: oh, you got that, too, although you really didn't get the ring. she got the ring. you got nothing again. >> touché.

oh, man. i'm outta here. >> jimmy: do you ever have that thing with your girl where she looks at you, in bed or whatever and she says what are you thinking? are you thinking about the game at that time? >> it depends on when that time of the night is. >> jimmy: your girlfriend, your fiance is a model on vam. is it, to say instagram model is it different than model on instagram? >> she's a very beautiful girl. she's not really a model, but the first time she came around the players, in our first year here we played against the cardinals in london. that was one of the first trips that she traveled with us, and a corner who's got a great personality, kayvon webster says hey, veronica, that's your cousin? i say you stay the hell away from my cousin. >> jimmy: are they able to follow them? >> i know who's dm-ing her.

>> jimmy: how did you meet? >> it was a great guy, mutual friend of ours, and he kind of made me feel like he was introducing me to a girl that he had a chance of dating and as soon as i met her i kind of realized that he was probably in a little over his head. and i'm a loyal friend, you know. i would never do that. but as soon as i realized, you know, that this was something that, i don't think you really have a chance, i'm going to shoot my shot instead. so i ended up doing that, and, you know, he was, he extended congratulations text, but. >> jimmy: will he be invited to the wedding? >> you know, he's a nice guy. that would be up to her. but. >> jimmy: don't let him give a speech if he's there, you might not like to hear what he has to say. >> he can tell the truth. he can say i was a little in over my head and sean --

>> jimmy: closed the deal. >> came in. exactly. >> jimmy: you are known, i saw you on real sports. you were talking to bryant gumbel and he started quizzing you, game 12, third and 11, on the 30 yard line, what happened. he talked to you about games that happened and you seem too remember the circumstances of every single play. like a photographic memory. >> it's definitely been, let's put it this way, we go over it, over and over and over again, so it seems like it's, you're drawing from memory, but that's something that we constantly go over. i can't even remember what i had for breakfast this morning. >> jimmy: so it doesn't apply to your personal life. >> not in the least bit. if i can remember the things that i remember football related, i would have a lot less problems. >> jimmy: you forget flowers on the anniversary or something, oh, but you can remember fourth and 12th. >> i feel like i'm at home. >> jimmy: there's a lot of nfl coaches seem very grumpy, but

you are not. you don't seem, are you a -- >> i would say this. i would like to think that i'm a pretty happy, engaging guy, unless it's a tuesday when we're game planning and we're trying to figure out how to move the ball or how to stop the opposing offense. >> jimmy: what if it's a taco tuesday? >> i haven't had a taco tuesday yet. maybe we should explore that. >> jimmy: you're going to go wild. they're so much better on tuesday. so i heard you played a prank on a buddy of yours. >> i did. >> jimmy: it's an excellent prank, would you care to share that with us? >> i would love to share that with you. the head coach of the cardinals, cliff kingsbury. i hear a woo for cliff kingsbury? he's gotten to be a friend of mine, and we met through a mutual buddy of ours, this was back when i was coaching for the buccaneers, and he was coming in town. he coached patrick mahomes, the

mvp, kansas chiefs quarterback who was a guest of yours last week. and he said hey, i'm going to dinner with patrick at catch. and so have a group of people, wanted to see if you and your fiance, veronica, would want to join us. so we go out there. our mutual friend, i told him, i said why don't you put your, i'm going to put your name in my phone as roger goodell, the commissioner of the nfl, and send me a text saying i can't believe you don't know better. you and kingsbury are out with mahomes. you are in violation of tampering. you can't talk to other nfl players if they're not on your team. you guys are in big trouble, you're losing picks. and the cardinals had the overall pick. and our buddy sends me the text. i show him the text, it says hey, you know better than this, you and kingsbury are tampering with mahomes, you both are losing picks. he looked like he was going to

throw up. and so it was obviously. >> jimmy: how long, how long did you let it go? >> obviously, he's such a good guy. i couldn't let it go more than 30 seconds, but i'm telling you, we spent the rest of the night together, he never recovered from it. he still says he's going to get me back for that. but i was proud of that one. >> jimmy: that's going to be a tough one to top. congratulations on a great season. we look forward to, how's gurley doing? >> he's good. >> jimmy: 100%? >> i think he's feeling great. one of the things about todd, great competitor. i think he's earned the right to have the plan we've had this offseason and can't wait to get him back going, and he's ready to go. >> jimmy: if you want to see the rams or go to training camp, you can get tickets and all that stuff at the rams.com. sean mcvay, everybody. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel

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the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank billy eichner and sean mcvay. and fred willard. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their greatest hits "everything hits at once: the best of spoon." here with the song "no bullets spent," spoon! [cheers and applause] ♪ the master returns there's always some kind of war ♪ ♪ and counting his steps you know it's him at the door you picture yourself ♪ ♪ a star in the furthest sky escape from the mess it's gone ♪ ♪ when you close your eyes

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