i'm larry beil. >> i'm ama daetz. thanks for being here. jimmy kimmel line of, slk. see you, s >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- shaquille o'neal -- fred savage -- alex morgan -- and music from koffee. and now settle down, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in sunny los angeles. it was 85 degrees today. it was just nice, and we should enjoy it, because i don't know if you read this, but there's a new study that says the heat index, which is basically the measure of how hot it feels. by the year 2050 the heat index will literally be off the charts.

it will be so hot they won't be able to chart it, which, can't they just make new charts? can you imagine that? somebody says, how hot is it going to be today? they're just like, well, real, i don't know. over the next three decades, we'll have days on which the heat index is so extreme it becomes incalculable, which seems bad, according to the same report, we can avoid the worst case scenario if we reduce emissions from fossil fuels. unfortunately, the fossil currently fueling the white house doesn't care about that, because he won't be around in 2050. [ applause ] he would probably brag about breaking the heat index. so it's up to us to do our part to cool people off. we have something special tonight. let's go outside to guillermo on hollywood boulevard. hello, guillermo, how are you? >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: what is the heat index out there? >> mucha caliente, very hot.

>> jimmy: so guillermo is going to give somebody a cool haircut. who do we have? oh, that's great. what is your name? >> gus. >> jimmy: gus, where are you from? >> i'm from mcallen, texas. >> jimmy: gus, you have a lot of hair, don't you? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: do you always wear your hair like that? or do you sometimes have it short? >> this is my first year having long hair, i thought i'd give it a try after seeing aquaman. >> jimmy: okay. and what kind of cut are you looking for today, as if it matters? it really doesn't matter. what are you thinking today, gus? >> i'm thinking he's going to get creative. >> jimmy: what have you got, clippers? >> yes. >> jimmy: what number are you going to go at? >> number four.

>> jimmy: oh, boy, is it actually coming off? oh, it is coming off. all right, gus, he's got a number four going on you. have you ever had a haircut on the street before? >> never, this is my first time. >> jimmy: do you have any important dates coming up? wedding, court date, et cetera? >> i had a job interview, i was going to put that one aside. >> jimmy: what kind of work are you looking for, gus? >> one that pays. >> jimmy: one that pays. keep at it guillermo. we'll check in and see how it comes out. >> okay, jimmy. >> jimmy: there's guillermo cutting hair on hollywood boulevard. it was a big day, the emmy nominations were announced this morning. and i'm proud to report that our show and "game of thrones" received a combined 33 emmy nods. [cheers and applause]

now 32 were for them. "game of thrones" set the record for most nominations in one season for any show ever. the second place went to the marvelous mrs. maisel. that show got 20 nominations. i don't know who the hell is mrs. maisel and what she's up to. the best acting i saw this year which did not get nominated was r. kelly in that interview with gayle king. another show that had a great day was chernobyl. it racked up 19 nominations, including best limited series. chernobyl tells the true story of how a nuclear disaster caused a whole village of the russians to have a british accent. the show's getting a lot of acclaim here in the united states. you know who doesn't like chernobyl? russia.

the russian government is not happy with the way they've been portrayed in that show, and in fact, russian state-controlled tv is developing their own version of chernobyl for real, their series, which places a lot of blame on us. >> russian entertainment present chernobyl. real story that happen. >> how is everything working, comra comrade oleksi? >> this reactor is work perfectly. >> hello, dude, can you supply to me what is reactor number four. >> it is over there, why do you ask? >> i want to microwave my yummy american apple pie. >> my friend, you cannot do that, will cause too many trouble. >> take chill pill, dude. >> from shirtless puti pron >> usa call chernobyl. >> critically.

if you see one series about chernobyl this year, see this one. don't see other one, or you will be shot. chernobyl, real story that happened. >> i am stupid guy who caused disaster. cow a bunga. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that's what's going on in russia. speaking of presidential meltdowns, president clickbait was at it again. continuing his attack against four congress women. this morning he wrote those tweets were not racist. i don't have a racist bone in my body. and it's true. he doesn't have any bones in his body. he's like a human mcrib. but he says this a lot. here's the thing. we're not worried about your bones being racist. we're worried about your brain

and your mouth being racist. and if he isn't a racist -- [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: when he finds out who's been posting all this racist stuff on his twitter account, he is going to be pissed. we got ahold of his x ray from his annual physical. you know they release these to the public. you'll notice something interesting. if we can zoom in. there's the bone spur that got him out of vietnam. now, if you rotate that and you zoom in. if that isn't a racist bone in his body. interesting fact. a racist bone in my body was the name of the sex tape he was hoping to make with stormy daniels. trump caused a huge skirmish between republicans and democrats in the house today. tempers got very high. and to fight back against these claims of racism, trump sent out his top spokes monster, kellyanne conway as a defense.

>> i've about had it with people denigrating the american flag. analogizing red hats to swastikas. is that where we really are now? if you're going to be afraid of and enduring of these four congress men who practically got here yesterday, i was at the border on friday. >> jimmy: and she was one drinking out of the toilet. her husband wrote an op ed, the title is "trump is a racist president." i imagine they're having a very quiet dinner tonight. let's go out to the boulevard. see how the haircut is going. it looks pretty good.

i'm surprised. i think gus, gus, what do you think? >> i love it. i love it. >> jimmy: it's okay to cry if you need to. i think it looks pretty good. i think that's going to be great for the job interview. >> i think so. >> jimmy: you have any regrets at all, gus? >> not at all, thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: would you recommend guillermo to a friend? >> i sure will. >> jimmy: let's get another customer in there. and here we have, what is your name? >> hi. i'm joseph. >> jimmy: joseph. now joseph, are you a handsome young fella, how old are you. >> i'm 19. >> jimmy: 19 years old. what do you do for a living? >> i'm an actor. >> jimmy: all right, okay. so act happy when we're done with this haircut. guillermo, unfortunately, guillermo's about to go on

break, so i'm going to pass you off to one of our junior stylists. >> ha! you're kidding! >> jimmy: shaq, i've never seen a barber taller than the barber pole. >> what's your name? >> jimmy: that's shaquille o'neill. he's going to be cutting your hair, okay? >> pay attention. >> jimmy: your hair is about to go kazam. shaq, have you ever given a haircut before? >> yes. >> jimmy: whose hair have you cut? >> lebron james. >> jimmy: you did? are you the one who gave lebron that perfect hairline? wow, this is a wonderful look. >> i got to rest my arm right there. >> jimmy: this is called the

minnie mouse right here. >> this is a mohawk. a mini hawk. >> jimmy: is really is the opposite of a mohawk right now. shaq, you've created a new hairstyle. this is incredible. it's a little bit like alfalfa from the "little rascals" if he was beaten and robbed. shaq, those scissors look like nose hair clippers in your hands. shaq, that is a beautiful job you did there. this is absolutely. [cheers and applause] you know, it's nice. if there were a tiny little joseph, shaq is going to show you what your hair looks like, all right? and you tell us.

>> looks good, right? >> jimmy: what do you think? you like it >> that's dope. >> jimmy: maybe so joseph doesn't have to explain it, you could autograph that little stripe on his head. >> it's not a stripe. it's a work of art. >> jimmy: wow, that is beautiful, very well done, shaq. and joseph. >> anybody else want a cut? >> jimmy: shaq, please do not attack the crowd there on hollywood boulevard. all right, we're going to take a break here. we have a good show for you tonight, as you can see, shaquille o'neill is here. fred savage is here. we have music from koffee, but first a brief chat with one of the most popular athletes on the planet.

>> jimmy: is it soccer or football? >> i get that question every day. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and you know the tough thing is i don't know my career. i don't know what i play. >> jimmy: what do you write on your taxes? >> professional athlete. >> jimmy: that's what i write on mine, too. >> do you ever think you could trust a guy named spence? >> i know a guy named spence. >> jimmy: do you? >> i don't trust him. >> jimmy: ah, so, no. >> i'm sorry. i don't trust you. >> jimmy: if you could banish one piece of fruit from the fruit cup, which would it be? >> it would be the green melon. >> jimmy: that is correct.

it would be the green melon. >> it is never ripe enough. >> jimmy: even if it is ripe enough, it's not that good. >> it's infuriating, me thinking about it. >> jimmy: and yet, it makes me feel sorry for the green melon. >> you're right. >> jimmy: you know what? to the green melon. >> to the green melon. >> jimmy: the saddest fruit in the cup. >> we don't have time for losers though, winners only. >> dicky: captain morgan. original spiced rum, the answer to all of life's ridiculous questions. abc's jimmy kimmel live brought to you by hp.

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"rapture" koffee from the mercedes-benz stage. you guys look great. i'm trying to decide which haircut is better. guillermo, i think you did the superior job. >> i think he look great. >> jimmy: no, wait, on second thought, you did not. don't look at the back, gus, okay? tomorrow night, our guests are senator kamala harris, lenny clarke, and we'll have music from offset with cardi b. and on thursday billy eichner, the coach of the rams, sean mcvay, and music from spoon. so join us for all of that. thank you, guys, very much. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is a 4-time nba champion, 3-time finals mvp, and 2-time irish-american athlete of the year. he's a hall-of-famer and a restaurateur too, his new restaurant here in la is called shaquille's. please say hello to shaquille o'neal! [cheers and applause] ♪ [cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: shaq, it's very good to see you. you look good. >> thank you, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. >> give it up for the band. that sounded great in the back. and they were playing that last song, my white guy classic started kickin' in. i was saying to myself, go along with me. ♪ i love rock 'n roll ♪ put another dime in the jukebox baby ♪ ♪ i love rock 'n roll ♪ put another dime in the jukebox baby ♪ ♪ i love rock 'n roll [cheer >> jimmy: little did i know. we all know you can rap. who knew you did joan jett, too. ♪ take these broken wings

>> jimmy: oh, you like that one, too. ♪ comma, comma, comma chameleon ♪ ♪ i see your true colors >> jimmy: wow. ♪ he's a man-eater >> jimmy: hall and oates and everything. you should think about recording a full album, '80s hits. >> white guy classics. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, i want to thank you again, you filled in for me as host of the show when my son was out with his surgery. [cheers and applause] >> how is your son by the way, is he good? >> jimmy: how is your son? he had heart surgery as well? >> my son is excellent. >> jimmy: great. [ applause ] >> during that time, it was very traumatic. >> jimmy: yeah. >> on the way to the surgery, he was very nervous. so i had to make up something. this is a story i made up, because he was shaking and trembling. i said hey, you're about to go

to surgery. there's going to be a beautiful nurse come in, her name is anna stesia. who is anna stesia? you won't remember, but it's going to be good. >> jimmy: is he playing this season? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's great. i'm very glad to hear that. and your son got something, he got another procedure done. he got a tattoo on his calf. >> yes. >> jimmy: of you. of his father. now this, how old is your son? >> 19. >> jimmy: did he go to you and say i'd like to do this? or did he just do it and tell you about it? >> my boys, when they get 18, i give them a bag, $200 and say nice to meet you. he's a man, an adult, a great kid. never gives me any problems. >> jimmy: this is a photo that it's based on. this is one of your best games ever, right?

>> yes, it was. >> jimmy: game seven, 2000, against portland. >> so he was 2 years old. >> jimmy: okay. >> i didn't even know he could talk. i'm downstairs eating my meal. "dadin ces d tme that's the first thing he ever said to me, i'm like, you can talk? so we get in the game, we're down, and we start to come back, and kobe throws me the great of line. i won, baby. >> jimmy: i have the wrong picture. you were pointing at your son here. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: why was your son up in the nose bleed seats? >> because i couldn't afford the floor seats. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who will be better this year, the lakers or the clippers? [ crowd reacts ] >> jimmy: what do you think? >> listen. i gotta go with the lakers.

[ applause ] however, l.a. has always been a very exciting city, but next year, basketball season's going to be very exciting. >> jimmy: it is going to be a lot of fun. >> but i'm lakers. >> jimmy: lakers guy. so you're saying that because you're biassed for the lakers or because you just think that -- >> even when the lakers have a bad team like they did last year, i'm going with the lakers. >> jimmy: if you were playing right now, which team would you want to be on? >> not one of those teams. >> jimmy: milwaukee or something? >> i'm from the area where guys wanted to compete and beat each other. so i wouldn't wait to see who's teaming up and doing that, i would go on the team that needs a superstar and teach the guys how to beat the super teams. >> jimmy: why do you think, kawhi leonard, it became obvious he wanted to come to l.a., why do you think he chose the clippers over the lakers?

>> because jerry west is a master. >> jimmy: jerry west works for the lakers now. >> he knows how to read people. he probably had a conversation and was straight up with him. >> jimmy: is that how he did with you? >> when i was in orlando, they weren't in a position. jerry came with a piece of paper. you want the good news or the bad news? what's the bad news? we can't get you 150. give me the good news. we can get you 120. give me that piece of paper. real smooth, first time i met him, first time i met him. >> jimmy: he's that good, he's that charismatic. he does, there seems to be a magic that follows him. i remember when he got rid of vlade. it seemed crazy. so you think jerry was the guy. >> is that the gentleman from louisiana?

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just opened up something called big chicken, but always wanted to do something here in l.a. a spot opened up at l.a. live. and next year i'm going to have a great year with the clippers and lakers going at it. >> jimmy: that's right. on the menu, you have a shaq burger and a kobe burger. >> yes. >> jimmy: which one is better? >> the shaq burger. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: does the kobe burger come with more onion rings? >> that's a good one. that's a good one. that's a good one. yes, one more. >> jimmy: is the kobe burger kobe beef? >> yes. >> jimmy: so you got the kobe beef for his, or the burger that's kind of named after him or he's named after the burger, i think. and then the regular grade beef is named after you. >> right. >> jimmy: which one is more expensive? >> i think the kobe burger. >> jimmy: mm-hm. interesting. wow. you really put your ego aside

for this restaurant, didn't you >> yes, i did, yes, i did. >> jimmy: aside from calling it shaquille's, of course. have you ever worked like in a restaurant? i know you're an owner. >> i worked at an mcdonald's for one day. when i was a kid, my father said you babysit your siblings or you go to work. i ain't babysitin' no kids. i went to work one day and i quit. i respect the people who have real jobs, that's hard. >> jimmy: they had a uniform that fit? >> they did. >> jimmy: they didn't have to special order that. >> no. you know why i quit? >> jimmy: why? >> i got caught stealing fries. >> jimmy: i thought you could eat for free. >> not where i worked. >> jimmy: i want to run by some quick things. you can say yes, no, follow up if you want. is it true you eat dessert first

at every meal? >> yes. >> jimmy: is that going to be an option at the restaurant? >> yes. >> jimmy: is it true you tried to bring a samurai sword on an airplane? >> yes. >> jimmy: carry on or checked? >> carry on. >> jimmy: is it true you took a full-sized nba jam standup arcade game on the road with you. >> my whole rookie season. >> jimmy: the whole season. >> yes. >> jimmy: that would travel with you. in your pocket or some guys do it? >> on the plane. >> jimmy: you owned a white tiger named diesel that nearly killed you? >> yes. >> jimmy: what happened to diesel? >> well, i saw him one week and he was a kitten. when i came back, he was the same size as charles barkley. i had to gift him. >> jimmy: you have the world's largest bed. yes. >> jimmy: how do you know it's the world's largest bed? >> because i say it is. >> jimmy: is it true you tried

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>> jimmy: i'm glad you're here. >> thanks, guys! that's amazing. >> jimmy: and i feel normal sized again. >> i'm a good follow. it's warm, very warm. >> jimmy: yeah, it is warm. >> big embrace. i love it. >> jimmy: have you dined at shaquille's yet? >> i have not dined at shaquille's, but i look forward to going. >> jimmy: he's got a kobe burger that's more expensive but not as good, he says. >> well, we can split that. >> jimmy: have you ever worked at a restaurant? >> i have worked at a restaurant. when i was an adult, there was a chef who would take interns. so i volunteered to intern in this kitchen. i wouldn't cook food but i would pit cherries during prep. i would tie the roasts or plate

things. >> jimmy: how many times did you do that? >> four or five times, then he got a real restaurant and the codes prevented you from doing that. >> jimmy: do you cook? >> my wife cooks, and i help her. everyone feels like they're doing a specific job to create this one big work that everyone enjoys. >> jimmy: did the customers ever see you and go oh, no, what's happened? >> i mean, they saw me a couple times. whether i made them sad, i don't know. i liked it. i had fun. >> jimmy: how old were you when you first got nominated for an emmy? >> i was 12. >> jimmy: 12 years old. do you remember any of that stuff? >> i remember. i was sleeping over at tony ruben's house, and it was summer, and i was in chicago and i woke up, and his mom rhea left

a note on the dishwasher that says you got an emmy nomination, congratulations. and we rode bikes to the park and it was great. >> jimmy: and when you went to the ceremony. >> i went with my parents and grandparents, and it was great. >> jimmy: did you have a speech ready in case? >> i had a speech ready. my parents made sure i was like always on top. >> jimmy: got you. >> so i had a speech ready. still have it. in case you want to hear it. but, yeah. it was great. it was great. >> jimmy: do you remember who was in your category? who you were up against? >> honestly, it's amazing. i do. all people i still love that are working now. john goodman for roseanne. ted danson for cheers. >> jimmy: wow. >> michael j. fox for family ties. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> me and then richard mulligan who won. >> jimmy: from "empty nest". he beat all you guys?

>> it still haunts me. >> jimmy: your kids are how old? >> a 12 year old son, a 10 year old daughter and 6-year-old son. >> jimmy: has your 12 your old son been nominated for any emmies yet? >> he's done nothing! i had fired three agents by the time i was his age. >> jimmy: he's got to get his act together. >> they do nothing, jimmy, all of them. i was doing commercials at 6 years old. >> jimmy: do they ever say to you, do they know? have they ever watched the wonder years? >> they've seen "the wonder years." my mom shows it to them at her house. i desperately want them to love it and think i'm super cool.

and so we landed somewhere in between. like they're aware of it, and they think it's pretty cool. it's okay. >> jimmy: it's interesting to watch your father go through puberty on television, you know? >> they enjoy it very much. >> jimmy: do they watch your stuff in general? are they watching your new show? >> they're watching the new show. they're on the new show. my wife and kids come on in a couple episodes. they're going to be on it. >> jimmy: maybe they will get nominated. >> i hope so. i hope to gets them started, because they're behind. there's so many wasted years, going to school, playing with friends. that's just a fool's errand. >> jimmy: learning to read, things like that! >> it's a waste of time. they could be on television. >> jimmy: this show is, it's a television show based on other television shows. >> yes, so we came up with an after show, kind of like "talking dead" for "walking dead" or watch what happens for real housewives.

we created a show called "the flair". and so i read and loved as a kid, very important to me. >> jimmy: but didn't really, because it didn't exist. >> but didn't really. it's all pretend. so the first two minutes of our show, because we follow the flair, is the last few minutes of the flair, and it always ends with suspense and drama. and our show is what just happened? and we talk about it with guests. and it's our way into a regular, our version of a late night talk show. >> jimmy: it must be fun writing those fake, the ending of the show and not having to be bound by any. >> it's so much fun. we can do whatever we want. the whole story about the flair, there was a solar flare that wiped out the power grid and people's memories.

it's all centered in illinois and people are thinking something is amiss. so we write these great scenes that they don't really have to track. it's really fun. and then we have guests on, and we do interviews. >> jimmy: and they pretend to be fans of the show and the whole deal, cast members of the show. >> the cast on, visit the set. but it's all top secret. so it's all blurred out. so we can't show you anything. >> jimmy: your fellow executive producers. i gave them their first jobs when i was at comedy central. they are two of the most disturbed >> yeah. >> jimmy: sickest, most depraved individuals. >> this is true. >> jimmy: that in my 25 years that i have ever not just worked with but met. >> i desperately wish we had this conversation a year ago. >> jimmy: i could have told you a lot of things. >> i spend a lot of time, they just have these terrible ideas.

i spend a lot of time, no! and you fight so hard against the terrible ideas that the bad ones get through. so i'll just settle for the bad ones, you know? so yeah. >> jimmy: i wish you luck with them. i'm going to pray for you. >> jimmy: "what just happened??! with fred savage" airs sundays at 9:30 on fox. and we'll return with music from koffee. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by the 2020 g-class, mercedes benz, the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank all my guests, apologies to matt damon we ran out of time for him. nightline is next but first, here with the song "toast" koffee! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ toast yeah yeah say we a come in wid a force yeah ♪ ♪ blessings we a reap pon we course inna handful ♪ ♪ we nuh rise and boast yeah we give thanks like we need it the most ♪ ♪ we haffi give thanks like we really supposed to be thankful ♪ ♪ blessings all pon mi life and mi thank god fi di ♪ ♪ journey di earnings a jus fi di plus gratitude is a must yeah ♪

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