that's our report this monday. appreciate your time. dan ashley. >> ama daetz, for larry and drew, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- melissa mccarthy. from "dora and the lost city of gold" -- michael pena. and music from mack demarco. and now, most likely, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. and i want to wish you, each and every one of you, a happy and blessed shark week. [ laughter ] did you know this is the 31st year of shark week? shark week started in 1988 at a time when sharks were too busy playing with their cabbage patch dolls to even eat people.

but they started and still going on on discovery channel. and i tell you, there's nothing i like better than plopping down on the couch watching a show about great whites and digging into a big bowl of chum. [ laughter ] chum is a weird word. chum either means good friend or bucket of fish parts. [ laughter ] of course the most terrifying shark of all is the dreaded baby shark. not only are your kids singing about them all day, soon they will be eating them too. kelloggs this weekend gave us a sneak peek at their newest product, baby shark cereal. it's a real thing. if you look at what they show on the box, they appear to be froot loops. nothing sharky about them. i think the sharks are behind this cereal. i think the sharks are trying to fatten our kids up so they swim slower. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, thank you. other animal news, there is a squirrel on the loose in santa cruz. >> a squirrel had to be evicted

from its santa cruz home after it attacked its neighbors. when the squirrel was a baby a family nursed her back to health and gave her the name emily. in recent weeks residents say that emily became aggressive, attacking people as they walked past. some believe that it's because emily is now a new mom. a volunteer with the animal rescue removed emily tree and her three babe sxwriz they a babe sxwriz they all pear to be okay. >> jimmy: except for the guy with rabies. emily the squirrel goes nuts and they ship her off to some kind of squirrel prison i guess. and while you might assume that is how the story ends that is not how the story ends. >> a squirrel with a mean streek terrorizing a santa cruz neighborhood is now back roaming the area. this is what's left of the carrier emily was in. crews are still searching for emily. as it turns out, emily wasn't ready to be etvicted. >> jimmy: oh, my god. it's like the el chapo of squirrels.

[ laughter ] [ applause ] listen, i know this is fun but don't teagake any chances. if you see a squirrel, any squirrel, dial 911 immediately because these ruthless killing machines have to be stopped. speaking of rodents, the president is on the attack. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] lashing out at yet another coincidentally non-white member of congress. elijah cummings, chairman of the house oversight committee. trump tweeted more than a dozen times about cummings over the weekend including this two-parter. rep elijah cummings has been a brutal bully shouting and screaming at the great men and women of border patrol about conditions at the southern border when actually his baltimore district is far worse and more dangerous. his district is considered the worst in the usa. cummings district is a disgusting rat and rodent infested mess. if he speblt more time in baltimore maybe he could help clean up this very dangerous and filthy place. i assume he's talking about the white house, right? [ laughter ]

what a thing to say about a city in america. the man who tells us love it or leave it has now attacked more cities than godzilla. [ laughter ] and trump of course says there's nothing racist about his tweet. he says the real racist is elijah cummings. that's how it goes. whenever you call him, he calls you back. racist? you're a racist. i you colleuded. this must be fun for his doctors. i'm obese? you're obese. the baltimore sun, their editorial board said better to have a few rats than to be one. [ applause ] this is not the first time donald trump has been very negative about baltimore. he did this in 2015 too. he tweeted about baltimore. i have a theory as to why he does this. trump's opinion of baltimore i think is 100% based on the show "the wire." think about it. what do all white men over the

age of 50 have? a shelf full of dvds. i have one. and on every one of those shelves of dvds is the box set of the wire. i guarantee you eric or don jr. bought him that set for christmas. he assumed it was a documentary and watched it and went oh, my god. the question now is how do you get him to stop saying horrible things about baltimore? and the answer is show him the musical about the stuff he starts every morning with. "hairspray." okay? [ laughter ] watch that and sing "good morning baltimore." every day as he empties aqua net onto his cotton candy head. trump may also be running oust things to blame obama for because on friday this is the best he could come up with. >> a lot of times you go and they do a lost work in the white house. for instance, the obama administration worked out a brand new air-conditioning system for the west wing. and it was so good before they did the system. now that they did the system it's freezing or hot in here.

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, he used that as the reason he has to go to his golf course. he's planning to spend some time at his golf course. he blames obama for the air-conditioning. is it seems to me the presidents may be having trouble regulating his body temperature, which i looked it up and there may be a medical reason for that. drop and body temperature linked to dementia. i'm sure it's a coincidence, though. [ cheers and applause ] the white house today, i know we say this is unbelievable a lot but this is unbelievable. trump had a signing ceremony for the 9/11 victim compensation fund. this is the fund that takes care of the first responders who got sick after september 11th. and somehow at that ceremony the president found a way to pay a bit of tribute to himself. >> many of those affected were firefighters, police officers, and other first responders. and i was down there also.

but i'm not considering myself a first responder. but i was down there. i spent a lot of time down there with you. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. [ laughter ] he also taught elvis how to dance. did you know that? [ laughter ] no lie is too preposterous to tell. i'm sure the president will be watching this tomorrow, part one of the democratic debates. there are a lot of democratic candidates. and cnn, which will air the debates over two nights, they had to split it up in two. trying to use that abundance to get people fired up. >> the cnn democratic presidential debates. sanders. warren. butte-gig. rourke. klobuchar, delany, williamson, bullock. biden, harris, booker, yang, this white guy, your uncle. that woman from your office. lf, rodriguez, castro, rodriguez. gillibrand. inslee, eenie, meenie, minie, moe. bennett, de blasio.

loopen hiker. this ghieruy, this gal. that guy you always see at the grocery store. sanders. sxl you did me already. >> and bud. >> 88 candidates. a nine-part miniseries. the cnn presidential democratic debates. live from detroit. july 30th and 31st. august 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. pp and then again the third week of september. only on cnn. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: meanwhile, here on abc we have an event of extreme national importance happening. night one of our two-night "bachelorette" finale. down to two. tyler and my pick to win it all, jed. both guys met hanna's parents tonight. jed is a musician. tonight he tried to prove to hanna's concerned dad he could provide for their family by telling her dad he sold a jing toll a dog food company. and that went as well as you

expect expect. but tyler, this is the thing he said during his final moments with hanna tonight. >> did you feel good about it before you talked to me? >> i felt amazing. i was -- like right now, starting to choose and like -- i was like cheesing so hard. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] cheesing? this is a word now? cheesing so hard? it isn't bad enough we have to hear people call a toast a cheers now. now smiling is cheesing? he belongs in prison. that's where he belongs. [ laughter ] not on "the bachelorette." and that, by the way, wasn't even the most upsetting thing that happened tonight. >> tyler and jed and this whole experien experien experience, i don't know that i have the clarity that i need. for tomorrow. and a proposal.

i'm a little confused about -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: emily the squirrel. well, that's one less guy she has to send home. anyway, hannah has a big decision to make, which is am i willing to spend my life with a man whose name is jed? and i say the answer will be yes. or my name isn't roastradamus. that's right. [ laughter ] how many of you saw the new quentin tarantino movie over the weekend? "once upon a time in hollywood" made north of $40 million not counting snacks. it's the biggest opening ever for a tarantino film. it stars brad pitt, leonardo dicaprio and margot robbie. and whenever there's a motion picture this major we put our in-house movie critic yehya on the case. yehya loves movies and stars and here he is now talking about the movie "once upon a time in hollywood". >> action!

hi, it's me, yehya! i talk about summer movie today! the summer movie behind me is call "up tim -- up tim holliood." this movie between leon decap roe and brad bed. brad bed he play like standby man. >> that's about right. >> leo he also do the movie "dream something" and leo is inside your dream. and he do also the movie "the bear." jump up to him. he want to tell him. and also leo he did the movie with jimmy fox "slave killing everyone." and brad bet is very good like character. he play with the bruce lee. the guy he do the movie with the bruce lee kareem abda gabar. i got picture with him. he's nice guy. brad bed he did movie with tom

cruise, he drink blood. he do the movie also "man and old baby." and al pacino also in that movie. al pacino he do a lot of good movie. mafia. and he do "dog and afternoon." and the one "blind and don't see it." i know you look tired i say i love you a long time, al pacino. >> hoo-ah. quintor tarantino he did a lot of movie. he did the movie with georgia clooney. "blood crazy" like the people eat the people. you know. it's also quintor tarantino he did with omar thurman. "kill woman." quintor tarantino did do the first movie "you shoot the people walk with the dog." quentin starnteeno -- >> good movie. "one a time in hollywood." action.

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will join us. new l.a. laker anthony davis and hannah "the bachelorette" will answer questions of great importance to this country. and later this week, julia louis-dreyfus, milo ventimiglia, steve martorano, alison brie. plus music from of monsters and men and the head and the heart. so please join us for all of that, thank you. our first guest tonight is a two-time emmy winner, two-time oscar nominee, and one of the funniest people anywhere. next, she steps into new york city in the '70s in the new gangster movie "the kitchen." it opens in theaters august 9th. please welcome melissa mccarthy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ good to see you. thanks for coming. >> well, thanks for having me.

>> jimmy: are you worried about the squirrel at all? is this anything that concerns you? >> i'll tell you, i really am. because my dad traps squirrels in his yard and now he's got a buddy. he just keeps calling them buddy. oh, my god. they trap squirrels, put them in their car, take to a park and release them. and i'm like, that's a bad [ bleep ] old man thing to do. and he's like no, no, no, it's not. they're ripping up my roof, they're ripping up my roof line. i'm like at 40, 50, 60, maybe even 70 were you trapping squirrels? and he's like, not the point. they're ripping up my roof. i'm like, stop trapping squirrels. so now he's going to get what's coming to him. [ laughter ] mark my word. >> jimmy: got to make sure that container is secure. >> and i used to joke, i'm like one of them's going to get loose in the car, dad. >> jimmy: wow, yeah. >> and then you're going to have to answer some questions. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can i tell you something?

i mow it's just a squirrel, but if i was driving a car and a squirrel got loose in the car i'd -- if there was a bridge i'd drive off of it. if there was a mountain, i'd go off the side. >> i feel like every '70s show there's just suddenly a car going off the road. i'd flip that car in a second. there's no like oh, no, i guess i'll have to deal with this when i stop. i'd be like whoo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my wife and i went to africa once and i read before we went that the monkeys will like get into your car. no matter what. so you can't leave any kind of -- like the window down, even a little bit. because they'll stick their monkey things in there. and i was so terrified of this that i packed a baseball bat to carry in the car. [ laughter ] with me. in case the monkeys -- >> poor monkeys. >> jimmy: in case the monkeys attacked. yeah. that's right. and i was mocked for this. >> do you want my dad's number? [ laughterlf[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i am your dad.

i'm just 30 years behind. maybe 20 years behind. >> you're going to be nuts. >> jimmy: i'll be on that roof waving that louisville slugger. do you watch "the bachelorette"? are you a fan of the show? >> i respectfully and lovingly have only seen it i want to say three times. three times i was corralled by a group of people that really watch it like fanatical sports people. and i was like i don't think it's for me but i came in, i watched it one time on my own. and i didn't know exactly what i was watching. and i was like, oh, is this -- i think this is that show and i've never quite seen it. and this girl was sobbing. sobbing. and talking to this guy. and i was like, oh, my god, they must live together for years. this is like -- [ laughter ] and i really was like, my god, it's heart-wrenching and now they're ripping them apart, i didn't know how long they'd been together. and she literally choked out, "when i met you earlier

tonight." [ laughter ] "i knew -- i knew --" and i was like, are you kidding me? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it makes a mockery of everything. it really does. >> oh, my god. i mean, come on. you can get a date in an easier way than this. >> jimmy: what's the worst date you ever went on? before you got married. or after. i don't know. [ laughter ] >> last night i had a wonderful date. no. oh. oh, yeah. i -- how do i -- how do i censor this? >> jimmy: oh. okay. >> i went on a date with someone. and we met at like a wrap party the night before. i may have had several drinks. i thought he was wonderful. [ laughter ] he picked me up at my apartment, and i was like oh, i thought he didn't have any place to go. there's a cute place down the block, we can walk there. and we get in there and he's like -- we're looking at like a happy time menu. like a happy hour menu.

and he's like, oh, boy, $6 for a chicken sandwich? $6 for a chicken sandwich? i can make a chicken sandwich in my house for like 2 -- $1.75. but $6 for a sandwich? and i was like, okay. well, it's only $6. i mean, because if i make it at home i can get the bread, i can get the chicken, and i'm like, yes, as a standing rule you can make cheaper food at home. but this is a bar and somebody's got to make money. and it's only $6! [ laughter ] and by the way, at the time i was working like three jobs. i had probably $28 in my bank account. and i was like if you stop talking about it i'll pick up the check. just stop talking about it. and then it came to drinks, he's like, oh, man. [ laughter ] $6.25 for a drink? you buy tonic, you go to the store, you put some vodka in it. and at this point i'm just

like -- can i have six more. so we go home. this is still the high point of the date. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> so far i'm like, maybe. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we were like a block from my house. i wish this was a bit, but it's not. [ laughter ] we get back to my apartment. it's not been going well. it's just constant talk of money even though i'm paying. he we get back and on the walk as we approach my building he's like, "so" -- and he's got a backpack. he's like, "so i've got this thing in my bag." and i was like, oh, god, is it like a club? are you going to hit me? what's going on? he's like, "i got it from this guy at work. it's like a -- you know, it's this thing. it's in my bag. and, well, it's a ring." and i was like, what?

i'll just say it's not a ring for your finger. >> jimmy: oh, he wasn't -- he didn't want to propose. >> or your toes. it was my one and only offer of -- after the date going terribly. and standing on fairfax, a very busy street. and he's got it from his friend at work. it's not even new. [ laughter ] and he's like, so -- >> jimmy: you know how much those cost? >> yeah, i'm like if you want to get a quality -- and i was just like -- and then he was like, so i can show you. i was like, i need you to keep that backpack on your back. you are never seeing the inside of my apartment. this has gone terribly. and thanks. i run up the stairs. >> jimmy: wow. >> and then i met ben, and i was like, ah. >> jimmy: ben really -- [ laughter ]

>> ben was my last date. then i met sweet ben falcone. i was like i don't care if you hate me, you're not going anywhere. >> jimmy: melissa mccarthy's here. her new movie is called "the kitchen." we'll be right back. did you know you can save money by using dish soap to clean grease on more than dishes? try dawn ultra. dawn is for more than just dishes. with 3x more grease cleaning power per drop, it tackles tough grease on a variety of surfaces. try dawn ultra.

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>> miss moss. you didn't -- >> they got picked up early. >> oh. >> should i call the -- >> hello? hello? [ phone ringing ] hello. >> ms. brennan. alfonso coretti. i need to you make a trip to brooklyn now. >> i can't find my children. >> i have your kids, kathy. >> jimmy: that is melissa mccarthy in "the kitchen." and in a kitchen as well. this is -- >> did you say a kitchen? >> jimmy: you're in a kitchen too. this is a movie, gangster movie. you play a gangster. and you're really good in this movie. it's interesting when we know you for being funny. and it's interesting. you can do this stuff too.

>> hert of darkness. >> jimmy: it's based on a graphic novel. a d.c. comics novel. >> hell's kitchen 1970s which was a really, really rough place. >> jimmy: i didn't -- i was just a kid in the '70s in new york and it -- is that really what hell's kitchen was like? >> it was. graffiti and just garbage everywhere. and really it was not safe. it just kind of was this -- the cops didn't interfere in things. it was just run by like irish mob, and it was just really, really a dicey scary place. >> jimmy: and you guys had to go and make it filthy and disgusting again. >> yes. which was kind of fantastic because we would just destroy these blocks that are now completely like -- it's like a starbucks and a this, then a -- and we would come in and just destroy it and this is like hookers laying all over the place and garbage and people fighting. and then somebody -- and it was somebody on their phone. so it was kind of

who's all dressed. you dressed up and coming around the corner and they wouldn't listen to the person who's saying hold on, hold on, we're filming. and they're like oh, my god, i just bought this apartment for 2 million. and you just saw the wheels. and then we'd yell at them like we're just filming, everything will be fine. >> jimmy: that's a nice little prank. >> oh, my god. it happened like four times. like pretty severely. and they were so freaked out that it took a minute to be like hey, hey. we're talking to you. everything's fine. >> jimmy: yeah, really. >> hookers, a guy with a knife and just like freaking out. >> jimmy: it's a great cast. the central three characters, you, elisabeth moss, and tiffany haddish, which -- elisabeth moss does a lot of serious stuff, but she's very funny. >> she's so funny. i don't know what i expected. i thought she'd come in in like a cloak reading chaucer.

[ laughter ] and then she's super, super funny. and i'm just like, what? >> jimmy: and then tiffany's ridiculous. like -- >> oh, my god. there is -- literally whatever chip the filter is in is gone. gone. just yelling -- somebody walked by across the street. and she's like, "are you single?" [ laughter ] i'm tiffany haddish, are you single? i'm like tiffany, you are tiffany haddish. you can't just -- don't shout your number out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe you're going to fix her one that guy you had the date with. [ laughter ] the backpack and the whole thing. [ applause ] >> no, i love her too much. >> jimmy: meanwhile, in addition to this you -- i've read that you are going to be part of the live action remake of "the little mermaid." >> what's that? >> jimmy: "the little mermaid." the disney -- >> disney? >> jimmy: yes. from time to time disney will take a cartoon and make it into a real thing. and i continuity heard abo

. >> i hadn't heard about that. it seems like it would be an awfully fun thing to do. i'd love it if disney gave me a little ringy dinghy. beyonce. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if that were to happen that would be a fun thing. ursula the villain. >> if it did would be very wonderful. >> jimmy: it would be. [ laughter ] do your daughters get excited about you being in a movie like that? is that something that means something to them? >> i feel like everybody has watched the -- i weirdly watch that movie -- i was a nanny when that first came out. and one of the little girls i was watching, we watched it every single night for about a year and a half. no, i'm not kidding at all. >> jimmy: you know it. >> i know it. i like know it to my core. and i weirdly still love it. i think that might have been the one, if it happens, that they were like, really? and then i think there's just a little whisper of like oh, god, don't embarrass me. >> jimmy: well, the kids always

have that, right? >> it's just kind of starting. where i'm like, i'm fun. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and then they're like. i'm just starting to get a little -- especially from my oldest one. like -- she's always doing -- she's always doing this dance. she'll probably murder me for this. she's always doing this dance. and then i was with a little kid and he started doing it. and i was like oh, my daughter does that dance. he goes, you mean orange justice? which i was like, that's first of all the best name of a dance. anything i've ever heard. i was like is it really called orange justice? and it is. and so i was doing it with him and then i showed my daughter the video and she was just like, i don't know what you think you're doing, but it's not -- [ laughter ] i was like, jerry said i was good. >> jimmy: jerry said you were gp. >> i was like, jerry said i was good at orange justice. she's like, jerry's 6!

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from mack demarco. our next guest is a talented actor. you know him from his experience working with tiny people in "ant man." he plays the father of kid explorer dora in "dora and the lost city of gold." it opens in theaters a week from friday. please welcome michael pena. chrpz chrnz [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: pretty good. good to see you. >> man, good to see you guys. [ cheers and applause ] good crowd. >> jimmy: you guys have missed each other, haven't you? >> yeah. oh, there you are. >> jimmy: let's talk about this dora the explorer. >> yeah, let's talk about it. >> jimmy: worldwide phenomenon. this is not just an american thing. this is everywhere, this movie. you but you did not shoot it here. you shot it in australia. >> yeah, i shot it in australia.

i did a movie with chris hemsworth, and he was always -- [ cheers ] i knew it was going to happen. and he's the one who always says you've got to go to australia, you've got to go to australia, mate. and literally it's the land of chris hemseworths. [ laughter ] i went with the wife and the kid. and even the kids are in good shape. walking around, how are you doing, mate? i'm all right. >> jimmy: sow brought your family along. >> i brought my family. we were all intimidated. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: were you worried about the poisonous animals? eugenio debez was here and he was talking about the snakes and the spiders. >> and everything is in shape. even the insects. [ laughter ] like they're big and they're much better. they're just chewing their straw. [ laughter ] trying to find you, mate, and i'm going to bite ya. >> jimmy: any troubles with any of them p. >> no. well, actually, there was. we went down to the beach right by the gold coast.

and you know, my -- >> jimmy: the beach should be safe, right? >> the beach would be safe. and my son was playing around and there were some blue things popping up and he was just like whipping them and whatever. and i didn't know, but all you hear is like boop, ambulances coming by. and there was like blue bottle like jellyfish. >> jimmy: oh, really? are those like -- they sting you? >> yeah. so there were passed out people from the sting and my son's like, uh. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> yeah, we're like great parents. [ laughter ] we do research. >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. i've been o'australia. and i never ventured out really -- i just stayed in the lobby of the hotel. >> you just stayed in your room. >> jimmy: you hear all this stuff. and i always wonder if it's exaggerated -- >> no, it's not exaggerated. >> jimmy: was your son excited about you playing dora's dad? is this a show that is meaningful to him?

>> it is. he's 10 years old now. and i started out doing dramas like "crash" and "the watch" and stuff like that -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's really all you want. when you're an actor. is to be able to mention movies that people then start spontaneously applauding for. >> yeah. you're like "watch," whatever, no big deal. [ laughter ] but i used to do those kind of movies, and i remember watching a movie with my son, and i forgot what it was. it's not important. but he was laughing so much. and everything -- just laughing at the actors. he's like they're so good. i'm like, they are, huh? [ laughter ] those guys are funny? great. so that's when i was like -- i immediately called my buddy eric i was like i've got to be in some kids' movies. >> jimmy: you made that specific request. >> yeah. because they change your life. all of a sudden you want -- that's your audience.

you want to make him happy. and when i drop him off at school they're like oh, you're the dude from "ant-man." so cool. and i was like, yeah. and then my son, he's like, that's my dad. that's my dad. "ant-man." >> jimmy: most people don't get that at all. that's nice. >> i'm sure you get it. that's jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: no. my kids don't -- well, my older kids, they don't care. and then my younger kids also don't care. [ laughter ] they really don't. [ applause ] but this movie. i don't think people would expect a dora movie to be funny. but it's a funny movie. is it improvised at all? >> i improvised a little. well, you pitch ideas and we're supposed to be explorers living in the jungle for way too long. and i warn her about certain things in life. and i'm like, why don't i warn her about dance clubs or something?

and i thought it would be funny if i warned her about like raves. >> jimmy: so that was your idea, to talk about raves in this movie? >> i was a kid, i was an inner city kid, and i grew up kind of poor, and i went to a prep school and i got invite ed to a rave. and i brought a 40-ounce. but i don't know what they were doing, but they were dancing right by the speakers. the entire night. and i don't know if you guys know the dance. but it's one of these i'm going to darnnce, i'm going to dance. i'll show you guys. they're like -- [ cheers and applause ] but that's what you look like when you're at a party and you're almost going to dance. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like you're getting going. you're getting started off. >> any minute now i'm going to do something and i'm going to blow everybody's mind. but for now item goi'm going to back. >> jimmy: first gear. was that rave like a thing for

you? >> no, just the one time. and i remember cracking beers with my buddy and i'm like, man, these guys are weird, huh? just weird. just dancing right by the speaker. >> jimmy: you were aware that everyone was on drugs? >> i had no idea. [ laughter ] that's the thing. i had no idea. because now it's like they must have been on ecstasy or something. >> jimmy: it makes sense now. >> they wanted the vibration of it all. >> jimmy: you didn't tell dora about the ecstasy. >> no, no, no. that was like -- that would have been too long of a scene. >> jimmy: i want to ask you because every time you've been here you've told a great story about your brother, who's a police officer in chicago. >> what do you want to know now? >> jimmy: okay. let me just remember. he once called you in the middle of the night to get whose phone number? >> nicolas cage. >> jimmy: nicolas cage's phone number. he named his daughter angelina jolie pena. because he likes angelina jolie. >> this is all true. >> jimmy: is he up to anything notable right now?

>> yeah. we tried to say hey, i was with the wifey and she was like do you want us o'take the kids to great america? and he was like no, no, no, i don't like crowds. sew built a go-kart that goes 40, 50 miles an hour or something like that. >> jimmy: for himself? >> for the kids. >> jimmy: that fast? >> and they're zipping around. he's like, look at them. yeah. >> jimmy: he lets the kids go that -- >> yeah. but i don't know if it's got like a porsche motor or something like that. i got in it and i was like, i don't know if this is safe. but it's safe for the kids, though. >> jimmy: and then the kids are dying to get in it. and then all of a sudden ant-man dad isn't so cool anymore. or ant-man's dad's dad. brother. >> jimmy: anyway, please give him my best. >> i will. >> jimmy: congratulations on all your wonderful success. dora the explorer. michael's children love him now.

"dora and the lost city of gold" is the reason. it opens if theaters a week from friday. we'll be right back with mack demarco. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the all new 2019 a-class. mercedes-be mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to all my guests. apologies to all my matt damons. "nightline" is next. but first, this is his album. it's called "here comes the cowboy." here with the song "finally alone" mack demarco! ♪ one, two, three ♪ sick of the city locked in with all the pretty people ♪ ♪ you need a vacation somewhere that no one ever would dream to go ♪ ♪ somewhere mundane

hop on the train see where it goes ♪ ♪ finish your ride hop off and hide now that you're finally alone ♪ ♪ yeah honey you're finally alone yeah home ♪ ♪ out in the country tending to all the pretty cattle ♪ ♪ turns out the cowboy dreams of the city who could have ever known ♪ ♪ hop on a plane

fly out to spain ♪ pick up your bags enjoy a jet lag now that you're finally alone ♪ ♪ yeah honey you're finally alone yeah honey you're finally alone ♪ ♪ honey you're finally alobe ♪ home ♪ >> thank you! [ cheers and applause ]

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