that's our report. appreciate your time. >> thanks for being here. from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- josh gad, wwe superstar michael "the miz" mizanin, jimmy chats with dildo, and music from chris janson. and now, moving forward. jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, appreciate it. thank you, welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [cheers and applause] i want to extend a special welcome to those of you i know are visiting from other countries. we are sorry you're not here for a happier week. our president, he and the first

lady, flew to dayton and el paso to meet with families and rescue workers, victims of the shootings there. but first, before those solemn occasions he lashed out at the mayor of dayton, elizabeth warren, shepherd smith and even fox news. i don't know about you, but i'm old enough to remember the day when trump said it was time to move forward with unity, devotion and love. i think that day was monday by the way. so on his way out of town, old yeller took to the white house lawn where he was asked whether his inflammatory rhetoric had something to do with all the violence we've been seeing lately, and you'll be surprised to learn that no, he doesn't think that's the case. >> our country is doing incredibly well. china is not doing well, if you look at the trade situation. >> jimmy: wait a minute. who said anything about china?

there's only one thing he cares about, and that is money. trump also pushed back against accusations that he's embraced white supremacy, but the president made it very clearish today that he hates hate. >> i am concerned about the wriez rise of any kind of hate, whether it's white supremacy, any other kind of supremacy. >> jimmy: the bourne supremacy, i didn't like that. he can't just denounce white supremacy. he has to hedge it. it's the one time he feels the need to hear both sides of the issue. but i'm surprised he went after fox news. he doesn't like that shepherd smith spends more attention to the news part of it than the fox news part of it. watching fake news cnn is better than watching shepard smith. when possible i turn to oann.

i have a theory about this. i believe he is setting the table to turn on fox news when he doesn't get reelected. once he's out, he'll start a news network, a competitor to fox. he probably thinks oann spells "own ". then when he's out of the white house he'll go all out with them. so shepherd smith replied. with a shoutout. >> good afternoon, mr. president, it's nice to you have with us. we're being watched, as you know. >> who's watching us? >> a number of people, some of them aren't too happy, which is too bad. >> jimmy: the shep hit the fan is what happened there. [ applause ] by the way, if you want to meet and eat with donald trump live and in person he will be in the hamptons on friday for two

high- high- high-falutein' fundraisers. you can hang out with jared kushner, djtj, lindsey graham and more. it's a who's who of who sucks. so if you have the money, why not? [ applause ] here on the west coast, the president has filed a lawsuit against the state of california, just to bust balls i guess. we passed a law say being thinga candidate wants to be on the ballot he or she must release his or her tax returns. one of his lawyers said the issue of whether the president should release his federal tax returns was litigated in the 2016 election and the american people spoke. we did. we said we want to see those tax returns.

although at this point, what could possibly be in them that's worse than what we see every day, unless he's claiming mike pence as a dependent. it won't mean anything. this is a leader i'm sure the president will be eager to meet. the president of turkmenistan. put his name up on the screen. i don't know what that is, but let's call him george. there were rumors that george was dead. he died, they they he died try being to spell his name actually, but he's not dead. he's alive, and he's crazy. this is their president, showing everyone that he's alive by driving around like a maniac. this is how he proved he wasn't dead. by almost dying. i mean, look at that. we learned a lot of stuff today. there's a country nachlmed turkmenistan, their president is nuts and hellholes are real.

[ applause ] oh, speaking of learning, we did something fun and hopefully educational. we went out on the street with a map of the united states. we blacked it out so you can't see the shapes of the states. and we asked people walking by to name this country. >> we want to know if people recognize this country right here. >> the united states? >> good job. >> oh, hey, good. i didn't know that was a trick question. >> this is america. >> good job. >> america? >> you got it. >> there's a country right now that's been all over the news. trump tweets about it a lot. we want to know if people recognize it by its shape. this is it right here. >> north korea? >> germany? >> is this canada? >> maybe australia if we put it, can i turn it out? >> yeah. easier for me.

uh? it's not australia. >> i don't think so. oh, it's the u.s. it's upside down. >> who just helped you? >> my mom. >> is your mom lori laughlin? do you recognize this country? >> no. >> can you take one guess? >> uganda. i don't know. australia. i don't know. is that a country? that's america. ah, that's a good one. it's america. >> canada? >> close. >> they've a strong russian influence. >> is this syria? >> no. their last election they elected a crazy person? >> oh, is it north korea? >> no. >> we want to know if americans can name this country.

>> europe. >> jimmy: we might need to name a new captain. last week i was alerted to the existence of a place, maybe a magical place, a small town, called dildo, d-i-l-d-o. a real place in newfoundland, canada. population about 1500 people, who are known as dildodians. and they just celebrated dildo days, an annual veevent there. i abeen talki i've been talking about them all week and hi, dildodians. we have andrew pretty. hello, andrew. >> hello, jimmy. joim you a >> jimmy: are you part of the town council?

>> i am one of the seven members that represent our town. >> jimmy: it's a seven-headed dildo. >> we go over the affairs of the town, water, garbage, sewer. >> jimmy: all the important stuff. we have karen mcdonald, the owner of dildo cove coffee and crafts, hello, karen. we saw you on the local news, karen's boyfriend dean who's part of the dildo committee, dean, how you doin'? dean's uncle john is there. >> i'm doing good, jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: hi, uncle joe, how are you. >> fine. >> jimmy: where's jonathan? jonathan, but jonathan's last name is butt. how many butts are there in dildo? >> i don't know. i imagine all of them. >> jimmy: can you explain the name of your town for those who are just learning about this?

>> well, no one really knows where the name dildo came from. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> originally. we know it was recorded as early as 1711 and possibly named before that. that's the earliest recording. and the town itself was settled in 1775. >> jimmy: and you decided hey, we like it. we're going to stick with this name no matter what. >> you bet we're going to stick with it. >> jimmy: you don't have a mayor, which is a shame. >> we don't have a mayor, just a chair of hour committee, and that's essentially a mayor. >> jimmy: who is the mayor? >> greg pretty. >> jimmy: you're related to him? >> not closely related. >> jimmy: there are two un-related pretties in dildo? >> yes. >> jimmy: do you guys have a softball team? i'd like to see pretty and butt

standing right next to each other. i know you don't have a mayor, i would like to officially declare my candidacy to become mayor of dildo. now [cheers and applause] i know it's unorthodox, because i don't live there and i've never actually been there, but what do you think my chances are? >> slim to none. come to newfoundland and get screeched in. >> jimmy: okay, i didn't understand any of that. well, can someone translate for me? uncle john, what did he say? >> get screeched in. you got to come and catch the cod and get drunk. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. we're going to need, i'm going to need to speak dildo before we go there. all right, well, you know, i think just, for me, dildo has

been, it's something everyone should know about, dildo has been living in a drawer in the end table on the side of the bed for far too long, and i, i have a lot of great ideas for the town. and one of the ideas is merchandising. i see you guys have made shirts there. but those are new, right? >> yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, i have some ideas. there's a shirt here, then you guys can make a lot of money from it. we've got, i know karen, you've got a coffee shop there, why not, along with the coffee, can you have dildo-nuts. this is something for the kids, something people, when they come, "where's dildo." so they can look on here and find it in newfoundland. [cheers and applause] i mean, and that's just the start. i got a million ideas. so anyway. what do you think?

do you think there's a possibility of all of this? >> well, i tell you one thing, i know all of us here, if you turned newfoundland upside down, we would still know it. >> jimmy: yes, i know, that's why i need to move. i will get things dil-done if it's the last thing i dil-do. we want to make you our first, here in hollywood, we don't have any sister cities, and we would like you to be our first official sister city. and when i am mayor of dildo, this is going to connect us. outside our theater right now, guillermo is installing a sign. i don't know if you can see that. but right there on hollywood boulevard, where it all happens, people will see the word dildo, and they'll know that we are together forever. right, guillermo? >> thank you, dildo!

[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: is that a drill-do you're using guillermo? >> that's right, jimmy! >> jimmy: i want you to think about this. give it some serious thought, and i'll get back to you, and we'll get your decision, okay? does that sound fair? >> i can guarantee thatt withina few days you'll see a sign with our other sister city. joim i lo >> jimmy: i love it, it's great. john i understand you've written a song about your town? >> that's right. >> jimmy: yes, and you guys are going to share this right now, dean and john? the song. nobody wants to stand next to you right now, john. >> this is not rehearsed much. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. this is it. you wrote this song? >> i did write it, yes. >> jimmy: all right, please share it with all the world, thank you. ♪ oh, d stands for our

♪ our name will never change ♪ and i stands for the innocent child ♪ ♪ who should never feel ashamed ♪ ♪ l stands out the loving word ♪ for the town we all call dildo ♪ ♪ try to teach the younger folks ♪ ♪ off the old 6 highway ♪ made for rubber not of gold ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ -- which i love ♪ he will take me by the hand ♪ together we will go

♪ in heaven, a town named dildo ♪ ♪ so d stands for deep, our name will never change ♪ ♪ and i stands for the innocent child who should never feel ashamed ♪ ♪ we fought for liberty in deeper days of old ♪ ♪ and d spells out the loving name we all call dildo ♪ >> jimmy: i love it. i love the song, i love the town, i love all of you and i would like to be a part of the dildo family, and i will be proud to serve as mayor of dildo. thank you all. we will be pack with you all for your decision soon. [cheers and applause] bye, guys. tonight on the show. music from chris janson. from the wwe, "the miz" is he.' josh gad. ♪

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you laugh and he's made of snow. you know him from "frozen" and "beauty and the beast" and a week from today he returns as "chuck" in "the angry birds movie 2." please welcome josh gad. chase [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: welcome to america. i know you were just in london for a long time. >> i was in london, i'm actually regretting that i didn't stop through dildo first. >> jimmy: i think in the future people will make that a stop once it becomes a hub for -- >> by the way, taken out of context, that clip is going to do me no good with my disney films. i should have made a stop in dildo first. >> jimmy: how are you doing? are you all right? >> i'm great. a little jet lagged. i literally got in today.

>> jimmy: oh. >> and they were like, you have to do jimmy kimmel. it's in your contract. >> jimmy: that's not going to sound good either. >> yeah. really a lot of weird stuff, yeah. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> i had no choice. >> jimmy: how was the trip? was it -- >> trip was great. i was actually there for five months shooting a series. you guys know armando who created "veep" has a new show on hbo that i'm in, called "avenue five." with hugh laurie. but i was there, and i've been talking to my kids about the fact that i'm going to see you guys again. i know you don't recognize me, i'm your father. i was with your mom a long time. i was talking to my 5-year-old, i'm going to squeeze you until i can't squeeze you anymore. and she pauses and says "then i'll die." and i was like, well, yeah,

technically, if i were to squeeze you as much as i just said i would, yes, so i'll squeeze you metaphorically. >> jimmy: she's a very literal child, sounds like. >> she is, she's a real bitch. taking my words and twisting them. >> jimmy: have you seen them? did you get that reunion? >> i saw them today. i actually surprised them. i came and ran into the camp. and they were playing tennis, because we want at least two gads to be athletic. so they were playing tennis, and i go in and i go "baby." and at she goes "daddy"? and it bothered me she had to do a double take, is that the man i remember? and i was crying. >> jimmy: that's tough. did you have fun there? >> i had a blast, but, you know, it's hard. it's hard being away from your family for that long.

and, you know. >> jimmy: it's great for like two days. >> it's great for two days, and then anything after two days is a little hard. i clearly, i watched myself while i was there. i didn't drink much beer. and -- >> jimmy: were you carousing? was there a lot of that going on? >> oh, yeah, i don't know what that word means, but yeah, i had a lot of that. it's amazing. london is an incredible place. and, you know, when i was there, i did, i went to wimbledon. >> jimmy: oh, that's great. >> a tennis tournament. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, right. it's actually a tennis stadium, isn't it? >> this, too. and so i went, and i'm not a tennis fan, but when you're a celebrity and you get these really nice seats you have to pretend you know what you're talking about. and all of these people are like oh, this is going to be the match of the century. and i'm like, yeah. how about this match, huh? this is going to be crazy. and then they start talking about the different things. and they're like 15 love. and i'm like, i wonder if it's

going to be 30 love next. and they're like, that's not a thing. that happens in tennis. >> jimmy: it's decisive. >> but i don't know much about sports in general. >> jimmy: were you at the djokovic and -- >> i was at the djokovic/federer one. >> jimmy: oh, that is one of the greatest matches of all time. >> it was the greatest one. and i was like this is going to be so exciting and then it didn't end. and i am like, this is, does it ever end? does tennis have a, like an expiration? because at first i was like, yeah, this is great. and by the end, i'm like, federer, what the [ bleep ], i got to go home. i got to leave. >> jimmy: you didn't leave, though, did you? >> no! every time i would get up, the cameras would pan, and

theron is there. and i waved and i didn't say hi. and 20, 30 minutes later she looks and goes "hey, josh." i felt so guilty. it's my job to say hi to charlize first. i feel like there's a hierarchy. i say hi to charlize theron, louie anderson says hi to me. it's a give-and-take. >> jimmy: you check the star meter. >> i messed up. really mess the up. >> jimmy: so you're not a big tennis fan. >> i don't know who that is. i really don't. >> jimmy: well, you know. >> i love you, miss, so much,

even though i'm rooting for the mister. my grandfather, who was a holocaust survivor, god bless his soul, he was the biggest wrestling fan. >> jimmy: really? >> i don't know what it was about, but he was like 89 years old, and he would watch every, like old school. and i would come home, and he'd be, and i'd be like what are you doing, papa, and he had this little cute little tremor. it wasn't really cute because it was problematic for him. but he had this thing and this glottal thing, why don't you come watch with me, i'm going to of what. hulk hogan is going to be in a nasty match tonight with jake the snake. and they have a real big rivalry, and i think jake is going to try to strangle him with the python. and he was like so excited by it. >> jimmy: really? >> and i'd be like all right, and i'd sit down, and i feel like i'm watching a cyndi lauper

video. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that "goonies" music video. ♪ good enough, good enough >> jimmy: cyndi lauper was in with captain -- he was her dad. >> i thought you meant real life. i didn't though thknow that was father. >> jimmy: only in the video. >> i used to watch it all the time. >> jimmy: with grandpa. >> with papa. >> jimmy: when we come back, we'll see a clip from "angry birds 2." josh gad is here. we'll be right back after this 66this. >> dicky: >> portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by "47 meters down uncaged." in theaters friday, august 16th.

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don't worry, it's a common misperception. >> thank you! you're right. he's fast. >> jimmy: that is josh gad in "angry birds movie 2." it opens one week from today. you're in "frozen" and this, do you have to come up with a new take on the voice? >> clearly not. no, i do. you know, olaf, when they pitched olaf to me, it was a child who's sort of like naïve and innocent. chuck is kind of a fast talker, and when i first developing chuck for the original film, i came in and i started doing this thing with this new york accent, and then i saw "guardians of the galaxy", and i was like, oh, god, rocket raccoon stole my bit. i was so pissed. >> jimmy: interesting. >> so thenally to develop a different version, which is basically me talking really fast.

so i didn't really get the assignment right. but no, but he's such a fun character to play, and his mind is always racing a hundred miles a minute. leslie jones is so funny in this. >> jimmy: she's going to be here tomorrow. i'll tell her she said that. >> why am i here? >> jimmy: we ask ted you to com and somebody dragged you from the airport. >> it's a tramd tremendous cast. >> jimmy: tell me about 2." is it taped already? is it done? >> it's done. >> jimmy: literally, we're riding in the car every single morning, every parent is going to be hearing every single song. >> can i say something outrageous? i'm not sure i'm allowed to say this? can i just say i think the songs are even better in this movie?

>> jimmy: you do? >> because now the bar is set so high. but they are so good. it's a bobby lopez and kristin lopez who wrote the original. >> jimmy: oh, the lopezs. >> that's why their last name is lopez. they came back and did songs that are just, that's the big concern, how do you top those songs? and the songs are even catchier, i'm sorry to say. and it's so good, so good. so we're finished with that. >> jimmy: that's a very big deal. >> it will be really exciting. >> jimmy: and it's a good way to get your kids to really love you again, even though you abandoned them for five months. almost half a year of their young lives. >> i know i've been a bad father. but can i give you guys tickets to "frozen 2" and make up for it? >> jimmy: will you sing along in the car, along with the sound track? >> no. >> jimmy: you do not? interesting. >> i actually do. i've been playing "book of

mormon" for my daughter. >> jimmy: really? >> they're finally of the age. so we brought some kids in the car one day. and my dad was like play -- and i'm like, no! please, daddy doesn't know what you're talking about. now they're going to go back to their parents and tell them what they've been playing. >> jimmy: there will be no sleepovers at the gad house. >> no. "the angry birds movie 2" opens one week from today. we'll be right back with "the miz" [cheers and applause] ♪ llo, arthe locksmith? yes i am. come on in. i think we were able to salvage the lock. [ shouting ] ♪ muchas gracias. ya tú sabes. [ laughing ] the pink? let's go mets! go time daddy!

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. our next guest started out fighting his roommates on the real world/road rules challenge and went on to make a living out of it. this sunday, you can see him at summer slam 2019. and tuesdays with his wife on the show "miz & mrs." please welcome wwe superstar,

the miz. [cheers and ♪ >> oh, it's good to be here. you know what? josh gad can kiss my ass. you know what? lie, lie to everyone, jimmy? you know, i don't know who he is, come on, i was on the challenges. wwe superstar for 13 years? miz and mrs.? sorry, i wasn't on the biggest movie in the world in "frozen." >> jimmy: well, maybe you can go put him in a figure for ur or something like that. >> i will. when i was 22 i used to pregame in your lounge all the time. i knew a guy that would get me in. i would drink beers, have jaeger

bomb. it was the best place to pregame. now it's a little classy, i thought i had to have scotch. no pool table, no video games. i'm sitting down there watching josh gad bored out of my mind. >> jimmy: how many drinks did you have? >> i had zero, this is all energy. >> jimmy: over the course. >> you got to change the carpet, right? >> jimmy: no. >> too many, too many. how many have you had in that lounge? >> jimmy: not many. >> it was free, free alcohol. >> jimmy: it's weird. a number of people have told me this. years later they come on the show, aaron paul used to come and sneak in and drink here at our show. >> didn't make any drug deals though. >> jimmy: that was fictional. that was all fictional. but it's kind of nice, actually, that you're here as a guest on the show. >> yes, it's an absolute honor, thank you very much.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: this summer slam, i don't know a ton about current wrestling. >> you, too. >> jimmy: i know my cousin sal's kids love you. and you were nice to them at a wrestling event, even though you're a villain and you shouldn't be nice to children. >> i've been egotistical, arrogant, cocky, evil if you will, now with miz and mrs., i'm a good guy. people go oh, we like him. >> jimmy: does that ruin it in a way? >> it does. now i have people, i'm used to people telling me i suck and that i'm a terrible human being, that they don't know who i am. i love reading on twitter that stuff. i would rather them come at me than some kid in high school who doesn't have the confidence that i have. now they cheer me and love me and applaud me because of my show miz and mrs. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. >> it's my daughter, my

1 1/2-year-old. she is to die for, she is adorable. and that makes me adorable. >> jimmy: it's charming. so you're doing that, your wife's very pregnant, right? >> very pregnant. eight and a half months. we have a little girl on the way. >> jimmy: people are going to like you even more. >> i have another little girl on the way, i have monroe, my daughter, my mom, mother-in-law. i have so many people in this house. i was trying to get a new suit for this show, and my wife and i went shopping, right? and my wife always says that i don't listen to her. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and trust me, i listen to her. i listen to her, but if you ask me the same question four times you are not going to get the same answer. i'm going to ignore you on the fourth time. and she does that. let me try on these shoes. how does it make me look? the shoes are amazing. loo

looks sexy. she tries on the right shoe? how does it look? it looks just like the left shoe. how do i look? you look the same standing as you do walking. she says should i get them? and she told me the price and i said no, they're way too expensive. and she goes, but i love them. no, you can't say that. maurice, you saying that you love them diminishes every time that you tell me that i love you. you do understand that. and she goes, but you are getting a suit. and i will wear this suit every single day. i will wear it a hundred times. you will wear those shoes one time, on some red carpet and they will be in your closet the rest of your life and you'll stare at them. she got the shoes. >> jimmy: of course she got the shoes. >> this is an old suit. i did not get a new suit. >> jimmy: you don't need a new suit. >> thank you very much. i feel like i'm on fire. >> jimmy: what's going on with

summer slam? >> i was supposed to be in a match with dolf ziegler. and we switched it up. >> jimmy: there was a contract signing. >> there weigas a contract sign and i kind of tricked dolf ziegler. a living legend, nobody was bigger in wrestling, we switched it on dolf. he's been talking a lot of smack to goldberg. i'll have so many opportunities at summer slam. goldberg, this might be his last. >> jimmy: now he's really -- >> he's going to be in toronto against dolf ziegler. >> jimmy: and this has nothing to do with the fact that your wife is eight and a half months pregnant. >> nothing at all. she could pop right now and i would be out of here, i apologize, jimmy. >> jimmy: just make sure you compliment her shoes. >> i compliment her shoes, everything about her.

my wife is the most beautiful woman on this earth. i love her to death. >> jimmy: you do have some making up to do. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: so you will not be at summer slam? >> i will be there. i will be at summer slam, and i will make an impact. anything i do, doesn't matter if it's a match, a promo, if it's a little small thing, i guarantee, i will be the talk of summer slam. >> jimmy: don't make an impact in the delivery room. be quiet. cut the umbilical cord if you need to, and shut your mouth the rest of the time. >> and take videos. >> jimmy: but stay at the horizon. don't get too low. understand? >> you got it. >> jimmy: michael "the miz" mizanin! summerslam will stream live sunday at 7:00pm on wwe network & "miz & mrs" airs tuesdays on usa network. and we'll return with music from chris janson. ♪ >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by

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the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank josh gad and the miz. apologies to matt damon. nightline is next. but first, this is his album it's called "real friends" here with the song, "good vibes," chris janson! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ i ain't watchin' tv today bad news it can just stay away if you ain't got anything ♪ ♪ good to say then shut your mouth i got my windows down and my blinders on ♪ ♪ radio set to my favorite song all green lights on the road i'm on ♪ ♪ and there's ain't no doubt i'm gettin' them good vibes i'm livin' this good life i'm breathin' on ♪ ♪ god's time and i ain't gonna waste one breath

i'm soakin' it all up ♪ ♪ i got me a full cup and there ain't nothing spill it nothin' gonna kill it wavin' them worries ♪ ♪ goodbye i'm feelin' them good vibes i ain't tryna hear the negative ♪ ♪ i'm just tryna change the narrative hell it's simply imperative and we all have ♪ ♪ a damn good time i'm gettin' them good vibes i'm livin' this good life i'm breathin' ♪ ♪ on god's time and i ain't gonna waste one breath i'm soakin' it all up ♪ ♪ i got me a full cup and there ain't nothing spill it nothin' gonna kill it wavin' them worries ♪ ♪ goodbye i'm feelin' them good vibes

♪ i gotta good girl she got a good smile i kiss her good morning i kiss her goodnight ♪ ♪ we keep it on the up that's how we get down so don't be comin' around unless you got ♪ ♪ them good vibes i'm livin' this good life i'm breathin' on god's time and i ain't gonna ♪ ♪ waste one breath i'm soakin' it all up i got me a full cup and there ain't nothing ♪ ♪ spill it nothin' gonna kill it wavin' them worries goodbye i'm feelin' ♪ ♪ them good vibes i'm breathin' on god's time ♪

[cheers and applause] this is "nightline." tonight, taking a stand. the heroes staring into the eyes of evil. >> there was no way i was going to let anyone get hurt. >> reporter: face-to-face with the gunman. and after back to back mass shootings, the presidential visit to two grieving cities. facing protests and political opponents. plus, jaws of death. a college student swarmed by sharks in the bahamas. the horrifying final moments. >> the second shark hit again on her lower leg and took a giant chunk out of her. >> reporter: what her family now says could have prevented the unthinkable. but first the "nightline" 5.