that is our report, we appreciate your time. >> for all of us, thanks for being here. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, gerard butler, david alan grier, guillermo live in dildo, and music from the avett brothers. and now, slow down, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hello, everyone. very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. very, i'm, hey, i'm glad you're in a positive mood, because before we go any further, i want to wish birthday. my aunt chippy is turning 80 years old. where is aunt chippy? [cheers and applause] this is a big one, huh?

>> i don't know if they get much bigger. i really don't. >> jimmy: well, no, they don't. >> i'm shocked at this bigness. >> jimmy: what does it feel like to be 80 years old? >> older than 70. >> jimmy: it does? you know -- >> much older than 70, but younger than 90. so i'm stuck in the middle there. >> jimmy: it is hard to come up with a plan to celebrate an 80th birthday. most people have a brunch or something, but my aunt chippy isn't most people. we thought what better way to commemorate this special day, an 80th birthday than to jump out of nowhere and scare her repeatedly. ♪ >> surprise! >> woo! happy birthday! >> i come in the room and all i'm thinking is i'm going to take a hot shower.

>> holy [ bleep ] you're going to kill me! what's the matter with you people? are you ♪ >> surprise! >> [ bleep ]. if there's any more of this [ bleep ] around, i swear to god i'm going to have to kill somebody. thank god nobody's here. >> surprise!prise! >> you gotta be kidding me. ♪ >> surprise! >> woo! >> you're not going to let me live, and they're not going to let me die. i'm really nervous about going

in anyplace i can't see what's going on. i doesn't know. >> surprise! >> you've got nothing to do today but to do this [ bleep ] all [ bleep ] day long? >> and more energy. >> [ bleep ] this energy, [ bleep ]. energy has gone out the window. there's no energy left. >> big smile, big smile. >> smile your ass. >> smile, into the camera, and, action. >> but i just want to tell you, enjoy each other, have a good life. be kind to each other. show a little respect. a lot of respect. and god bless all of you. >> surprise! woo! [cheers and applause] >> i almost wet myself. >> one more time. more energy.

>> [ bleep ]. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: happy birthday, aunt chippy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i know you're going to new york to celebrate, right? >> yeah, yeah. i don't know if you've strengthened my heart or you've weakened it, but if i don't come back again, you'll know he killed me. he's the one that did it. >> jimmy: i didn't skill anyone. it's all her. i got you a beautiful room at the trump hotel. so enjoy. >> oh, no. oh, no! i ain't goin'. >> jimmy: i really did think about it, but even i have a line. >> i'm not goin'. >> jimmy: the way with the president comes up with all new ways to surprise us. one of the many methods donald trump employs to avoid paying his taxes is owning goats. for real. he has eight goats at his golf club in new jersey which allows him to take a farmland

assessment break. he gets to knock $90,000 off his taxes because of the goats. he's a farmer, and nobody knows more about farming than donald trump. only donald trump could figure out a way to cheat on his taxes and cheat at golf at the same time. meanwhile, the race for 2020 is heating up. this is the time when the candidates pull out all the stops to separate themselves from the pack. senator bernie sanders is part of an interesting scenario. he did a q&a with cardi b at a salon in new york. they both used to be strippers. they worked at the same club. cardi had some good, pretty good common sense questions for the senator, and he really seemed to enjoy it, too. ♪ >> like for example, me as a new yorker, not now, but, you know, when i was, i want able to pay

my rent, and eat. >> the majority of the people will end up paying less than health care. >> jimmy: meet sen trump silver. we have bernie sanders hanging out with cardi b, donald trump wanteding to fee a$ap rocky. joe biden is going to have to turn change his name to joe butta. john hickenlooper is out, after almost no speculation. john hickenlooper ended his campaign today. it's always a bad sign when you learn someone was running from the announcement that they dropped out. so two down and a hundred to go. but our focus this week is not on american politics. it's on canadian politics. this is a historic night. moments from now i will find out if i will be named the first-ever mayor of a small town in newfoundland, a town known as

dildo. that is the real name. [cheers and applause] and i'll say something. what started as a silly joke has turned into a silly joke that abc spent like $100,000 on. so, in a way, no matter what happens, i've already won. but someone told me yesterday, you're really milking this dildo, to which i responded, mom, you're being gross. but running unopposed, at least i thought i was running unopposed until yesterday when somebody decided to throw plama damon in the mix, and he just ruining everything. but that's politics. you have to be tough, one thing i have that matt doesn't, a lot of things i have that matt doesn't is my advance team, my squad has been in dildo all week, knocking on doors, posting signs, getting drunk with the locals, everything they need to do, they've been doing. let's go live now to the wharf

where guillermo is standing by. hello, everyone. now you're right, there's a body of water behind you, correct? >> yes, jimmy! >> jimmy: what is the name of that body of water behind you? >> oh, what's the name of it? >> dildo cove. >> jimmy: dildo cove? >> yes. >> jimmy: so guillermo, this is your last night in dildo. what is your sense right now, a since of melancholy washed over you? >> i'm very sad to leave these people. they're very friendly, and i love them. >> jimmy: how many of you had ever met a mexican before? okay, a couple. all right. well, word on the street is that they're making you, what, an honorary citizen, guillermo? >> that's right. we almost finished. >> jimmy: tell us, there's a tradition in newfoundland called screeching in. this is a ceremony that makes you what, dean, what specifically? >> makes him an honorary newfoundlander. >> jimmy: a newfoundlander. let's go through the steps one

must take to be screeched in to become a newfoundlander, okay? >> well, we gives them some traditional newfoundland foods. >> jimmy: okay. >> and we gives them a taste of the ocean water. >> jimmy: all right. >> we does a newfoundland jig, a dance. >> jimmy: a dance, okay. >> and some newfoundland slang. >> jimmy: and guillermo, what slang did you sflaern. >> it goes long may your big jim grow. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> i think it means may you sell go free the wind? >> jimmy: what does that mean? all right, i guess it doesn't matter. but is he officially a newfoundlander now? >> oh, no, not yet. >> jimmy: right. >> we got two more steps. >> jmy: okay l's g the steps.live, shall we? first. >> first you got to kiss the codfish. >> jimmy: you got to kiss the

cod, guillermo. i want to see tongue, too. all right. was that sufficient? >> that was okay. >> jimmy: and next. >> this is going to be his favorite part. >> jimmy: okay. i'm guessing this involves drinking. yes, it does. there we go. >> this is newfoundland screech. >> jimmy: that's called screech? and with this toast i guess you guys are married? what happens? all right, to dildo! >> to dildo! >> jimmy: all right, guillermo, congratulations. >> thank you, jimmy! >> jimmy: we will miss you. nice. all right. well, that's exciting for you, guillermo, but it's time now for my moment of truth. i've been campaigning for weeks to become mayor of dildo. they've never had a mayor before. the decision is not up to the voters. it's up to the local service district committee. all seven members of the

committee are present. please raise your hands, committee members so we know which ones of you. i need a majority to win. i need four of the seven votes, and andrew, you are going to do the honors here. what is the verdict, andrew? how does the committee rule? >> well, we've ruled conditionally, that you will be made honorary mayor. >> jimmy: honorary mayor! thank you! [cheers and applause] that's right. the regular mayor, that's like -- thank you, thank you. i'm excited, too. now wait a minute. what does conditionally mean? what are the conditions? >> well, we're going to give you the honor, but you've still got to come to newfoundland at some point. >> jimmy: oh, i'm definitely, that goes without saying, i'm definitely coming, and i will be a fair mayor,ly be a ki i will mayor. i won't have to do any work as mayor, will i?

>> no, that's honorary. >> jimmy: i am honored to be the honorary mayor. joining us in dildo, the premier of labrador. dwight ball is there, how are you? >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: you came all the way for this? >> i did. >> jimmy: premier, what do you say to those people who say newfoundland and labrador are dogs, not places? >> well, jimmy, dogs and people we have. beautiful newfoundland dogs. we're known around the world for great labrador dogs, but as guillermo knows and your staff knows and as the honorary mayor you now know we have some of the most amazing people on earth. >> jimmy: that is for sure. you've got wonderful people there. they've been very nice to our staff. and to guillermo, too. >> jimmy, we have a key to the community. that we're going to present to you. >> jimmy: oh, great.

>> through guillermo. >> jimmy: what do you mean through? where you going to put it? oh, you guys -- >> he'll accept it on your behalf. >> jimmy: bend over. oh, look at that. well, thank you very much. i am honored by your honorableness. and thanks to all of you. but before we go, i have a gift for you, from your sister city in hollywood. you know, we have a very famous sign here, the hollywood sign. people come from all over the world to see it, and now the citizens of dildo will have their own sign, too. because we have erected this hollywood-style dildo sign in your town. and that is our gift to you. so cue the fireworks. let's celebrate this historic night. and there we go, it's official! oh, look at that, how beautiful that is. oh, it is a beautiful summer night in dildo, newfoundland.

thank you all. thank you, my brothers and sisters in dildo. you've been very kind. i'm proud to be your mayor, and i will come to visit my fellow dildodians very soon, all right? all right, there you go. it's all come together. [cheers and applause] all right. hey, we got a great show tonight. music from the avett brothers. david alan grier is here. and we'll be right back with gerard butler. so stay with us. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by doordash. ♪ wherever you are... whatever you're craving... and whenever you're craving it... doordash has the restaurants you want.

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight from "queen sugar" and he will be appearing live next

weekend from august 22nd to the 25th at jimmy kimmel's comedy club in las vegas, david alan grier is here. then their forthcoming album is called "closer than together," the avett brothers from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. you can see the avett brothers live and on tour august 22nd at the greek theater here in los angeles. our first guest has been a major movie star since the days of ancient greece. in his new movie, he returns as the unlucky secret service agent mike banning in "angel has fallen." it opens august 23rd. please welcome gerard butler. [cheers and applause]

♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? i'm doing well, thank you. you are the first man to shake hands with the new and only mayor of dildo. so congratulations on that. it's almost like stepping foot on the moon. >> i felt something before i shook your hand. >> jimmy: yes, a little energy, right? >> it really is working for him. >> jimmy: are they, like in your native land of scotland, are there towns with names like that, that amuse americans? >> it's funny you should say that, i am actually the mayor of twat, which is -- >> jimmy: what? that's not just a euphemism? >> no it's twatt. what else do we have, cock ridge, broken wind, and a town called doll, at the edge of that town there's a sign that says

twins with boring i got the best one, twatt. >> jimmy: how often do you go back and visit? >> as often as i can, two, three times a year. >> jimmy: do you about back for the summer? oh, you were just back there. >> i was just back there. i had literally three spare days. i had to start press in scotland. so i went up to visit my mommy and my step dad, saw the whole family. >> jimmy: nice. >> did a bit of biking. >> jimmy: do people get excited when you come back to the town? >> not as excited as i think they should. >> jimmy: they don't have a little parade or something? >> no, they're always like how is your mum? i'm like, what about me? you see my mum all the time. she lives in this village. how am i?

the weather held up. and you're yep, yep, yep. no, they're great. i involve the people in my village. especially the four of them that are under 75. >> jimmy: is that right? it's getting old there? >> there's a lot of, we have an amazing pipe band, but it's slowly dwindling, it's a sad and less and, and every time we have our, you know, we have a two-week celebration. >> jimmy: oh, wow, two weeks. >> the pipe band, the first time i went, about 35 years ago, there were like a thousand people in the pipe band. now there's like seven and a half. >> jimmy: we got to get some pipers up there. >> i'm thinking about taking it on. >> jimmy: there are towns in italy where they say if you come here and live here and you work here, we'll give you a house for free. >> wow. >> jimmy: have you heard about

that? >> no, i haven't heard about that. >> jimmy: that might be something for the pipers to think about there. >> i imagine being in the pipe band of broken wind or cockridge. >> jimmy: do people ever mention things you forgot you did or obscure things when they approach you? >> you never know what you're going to get. sometimes i might meet an 85-year-old woman who says you know what my favorite movie is? it's 300. or like a big american football player who is like, you know, ps, i love you. and i'm like, okay, i get that. but one of my, one of my most interesting ones was last halloween i was in new york and i was in this restaurant, and i saw michael cohen across the way. >> jimmy: donald trump's michael cohen. >> and i see him looking over, checking each other out.

we'll see. and then i go to the toilet and i come back, and my buddy says, by the way, michael came over and he's like, do you mind, can i say hello to him? i'm a big fan of him. michael cohen's a big fan? okay. so he comes over, and we have this lovely chat. and he says you know what my favorite movie is of yours? and i am like, what? "law-abiding citizens". >> jimmy: come on, really? >> on my life. on my life. i can't even tell you what the next five minutes of conversation were. we were just talking it >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. >> he's very sweet though, very sweet. >> jimmy: trying to give you a message of some kind? this is from the fall. we have these big fires out here, and your house was burned in the fire. >> yeah. part of it. that's my guesthouse and everything. >> jimmy: that's your

guesthouse? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so were you at home when it happened? did you have to be evacuated? >> we didn't have to be evacuated, no. i was staying in west hollywood that night, and we heard there was a fire. and then the next day, basically, i was supposed to be going there the next day and i couldn't get through. and basically watched in the news as the fire just spreads, oh, there's my house there. >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> and then looking into the gully that was one of the fiercest raging fires that i saw the whole time was in the gully malibu. >> jimmy: this is a photograph that you brought along. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is what made it through the fire. >> only thing that was surviving in that back house. there was nothing except these two little things sitting together. >> jimmy: these two voodoo skulls. >> the two voodoo skulls. and the funny thing is, when i picked them up they broke awapa

into like 20 pieces. >> jimmy: that's like a scene out of a movie or something. it's good that you weren't there. >> by the way, i went through it the day after the fire with a buddy of mine who's a part time li policeman, and we went through about ten different lines. they said we're going this way, i said stop. i'm wearing a green police jacket on. stop, we know where we're going. we're going this way. >> jimmy: mm-hm. mm-hm. >> and just, we got through roadblock after roadblock. >> jimmy: so you're not a law-abiding citizen? >> not really. >> jimmy: i hope michael's watching in prison and enjoyed that. gerard butler is here, we'll be right back. ♪

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>> keep them down, i'm on my way. >> jimmy: that is gerard butler in "angel has fallen." it opens august 23rd. that's exciting. >> crazy! >> jimmy: you got quite a cast in this movie. morgan free emergenman is with again. do you feel like you learn a little bit more about morgan each time you do a film with him? >> i do. >> jimmy: he's a mysterious guy. >> he's a lovely man. >> jimmy: he is a lovely man. >> and quite an adventurous daredevil, he used to live out on his boat and travel around the world, was happier on his boat, i think, than he was on land. but he, this movie, i don't think morgan's ever done anything like what we had to put

him through. >> jimmy: physically? >> i've spent days in the water, throwing him off the boat, pulling him under water, running him upstairs, downstairs, behind offices, in cars. >> jimmy: they couldn't afford a stunt man for morgan? how old is he now? >> they had a stunt man. but the guy, i had to ask him to slow down at times. he's 6'4", these long legs running. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and i'm trying not to trip him up because i'm behind him holding him. and i felt like two of america's all-time legends i had to make sure didn't die. >> jimmy: nick nolte. you had to keep nick alive, too? what happened there. >> >> our director likes to put us right in the thick of it. there's so many action scenes in this movie, and he's like, we're going to blow this whole forest up. you're sitting right in the middle of it. you have me and nick noel tlte these wire, boom, boom, boom.

there's one under me. >> jimmy: what is nick like? because he is another person i'm interested in. i've not met the guy, but he, i don't know what's going on, what is going on with him? >> i don't think he knows what's going on. no, that's not true. he was one of the most, of all the actors i've ever worked with, maybe the most pleasantly surprised at who he was, generous of spirit and fun and cool. but two weeks before we started filming there was an article about nick nolte and was he down-and-out because he looked like a bum. >> jimmy: i saw that picture. >> and we are like, yeah, but this is for the movie. he's gone off grid, an ex-vietnam vet. he's lost his way. we're looking, yeah. is it for the movie? is he actually coming out as a homeless person? but no, i do believe it was for

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our next guest is a multi-talented performer who makes everything he's in even better. he's like bacon. you can see him on the fourth season of "queen sugar" wednesday nights on own. and august 22nd to the 25th, next weekend, he'll be performing at the beautiful jimmy kimmel's comedy club in las vegas, nevada. please welcome david alan grier. [cheers and ♪ ♪ celebrate good times ♪ come on ♪ celebrate ♪ celebrate good times ♪ come on >> jimmy: celebrating good times, david. >> what is going on, man? >> jimmy: well, this is your 30th. >> birthday? okay. >> jimmy: no, it's your 30th appearance on our show. >> i did not know that. >> jimmy: it is. >> why are you celebrating it?

>> jimmy: because it's your 30th appearance on the show. >> hold on. is this really happening? >> jimmy: it's happening. >> because this means i'm the most-visited guest of the show, and i've done the most appearances? that's amazing! [cheers and applause] i knew it! i knew it! i wanted to be first at something. i want to make a wish, and i'm going to blow it out. my wish is that i come on 57 more times. >> jimmy: well, that's my wish, too, i'm going to go with you on that. try not to light the beard on fire. >> i didn't smell something stinky. >> jimmy: you were actually not, no, adam corolla has been on the most times, he's been on 53 times, but 30 times is a lot of times. >> you know what? number two is still a silver medal! woo! >> jimmy: that is true. >> i'm the

second-most-visited-guest on the kimmel show. >> jimmy: after kathy griffin, who's been on 40 times. so, but you're third! you're third! [cheers and applause] and third is, you don't want the cake? >> no, get out of here. >> jimmy: i got you champagne, you want some of that? >> i'll have a little champagne. >> jimmy: you know i love you here. and by the way, you may not be the number one most-visited guest. >> or number two. >> jimmy: or number two. you're the mos most-stylishly-dressed guest we have here. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you always look great. there you go. let's have a toast to your stylishness. you always have like a new cool shirt. is that a vintage shirt? >> well, jimbo, this is, cheers to me. >> jimmy: cheers, [ loud burp ]

>> that's champagne! >> jimmy: i don't think we're going to make it 57, david. it's like potato chips and champagne! >> woo-hoo. >> jimmy: that's the first time that's hap on this show. so congratulations on that. >> that's a first. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i'm glad you feel comfortable. >> i like to dress it up a little bit. >> jimmy: what are you going to do with that shirt after you're done here? can you wear it again? what do you do with shirts like this? >> here's what i do, here's what i do. when i'm feeling a little down, when i have a downer day, i pop in a couple episodes of "hoarders", which always makes me feel better, and usually after that i clean out the closets. >> jimmy: and what do you do with clothes like this? >> there's a place, when i was living in new york, there's a place that i go, and i donate my

clothes. >> jimmy: oh. >> and i recently went over there, and i gave them like eight garbage bags full of clothes. and, you know, you donate them. i felt really great. closet's clean. i came back three weeks later, everyone who worked there was wearing my clothes. it was an attitude! >> jimmy: really? >> oh, yeah. i came in. all the dudes were like, hey, man. what you gonna do? like i come back to take my clothes back. i don't want that stuff. i don't want it in my closet. they had my ski boots on, a tuxedo jacket, an old football helmet. it was just like, middle of summer. it didn't even work right. you c't dgo tse ys >>immyot a lot going on, don't you? >> i do. >> jimmy: you're doing a play. are you going to keep the beard for the play? >> unfortunately. >> jimmy: are you going to

donate the beard to charity? >> it's a top secret project that we cannot discuss. but i have to shave my beard off, my daughter who is 11, my darling lulu, hates the beard. she says you look like a grandpa, get rid of it. i hate it. >> jimmy: and you don't want to get rid of it. >> no, i didn't know i could grow this luscious chocolate santa beard. when you have a scruffy beard, when you go all the way and give in, this beard is like a filter. all of my life is in this beard. if you, you could catch the scent of an ex-lover. perhaps a couple of old meals. all kind of stuff in there. my dog pickles. he's a hunting dog. he gets in that beard. it's like he's on lsd. oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god. so yeah, i love it, man. >> jimmy: you are going to be on

"queen sugar" on own. and also you are appearing in las vegas at my new comedy club, which i'm very appreciative of. >> you know, jimmy, i've done a lot of things. three-time tony nominee. >> jimmy: grammy nominee. >> i'll get to that. you know, a lot of people say hey, i won an emmy. but, to be nominated is so much more difficult than winning. i've always said that. anyways. i am headlining, and not just headlining. i think you know of a woman named celine dion? >> jimmy: we've heard of her, sure. >> i like to call it my kimmel residency. >> jimmy: your residency. >> it's brief, but it is going to be intense. >> jimmy: it is a weekend-long residency. >> from thursday to sunday. >> jimmy: does that mean you'll be sleeping over? >> absolutely. i come on. i comb the beard. i wrote two new jokes. >> jimmy: oh, you do.

>> yes, don't ask me about them! because you got to come and see them. nothing for free. can i get some more of this stuff? >> jimmy: yes, i'll get you some more. i'll ask them to put that on the marquee. david alan grier. he's got two new jokes. you can see them at jimmy kimmel's comedy club in las vegas. >> keep it comin'! >> jimmy: watch him on "queen sugar". david alan grier, everybody. >> you're going to come, right? >> jimmy: i'm going to try to. we'll be right back with music from the avett brothers. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the all new 2020 gle. mercedes benz, the betts or nothing. stts or nothing. s or nothing. or

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presen mdenz the best or nothing. >> jimmy: many thanks to gerard butler and david alan grier. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next.

but first this is their album "closer than together." here with the song "high steppin," the avett brothers! ♪ ♪ i'm a-high steppin' high bettin' love givin' ♪ ♪ i'm a-love gettin' i'm a stranger i love stretchin' out ♪ ♪ my wheels overnightin' on the desert strip ♪ ♪ makin' time and losin' grip drivin' circles ♪ ♪ in the canyons of my mind i'm an outsider lookin' in ♪ ♪ i got a perfect square for a circle of friends it's the four of us ♪ ♪ against the rest of you but really i am all alone i'd sell 'em out ♪ ♪ to save my own i told them that but they don't buy ♪ ♪ the truth i'm a-high steppin' high bettin' ♪

♪ love givin' i'm a-love gettin' i'm a stranger ♪ ♪ i love stretchin' out my wheels overnightin' ♪ ♪ on the desert strip makin' time and losin' grip drivin' circles ♪ ♪ in the canyons of my mind well it's warfare ♪ ♪ out there folks you're either working for success ♪ ♪ or to be rich or god help us famous or you're working ♪ ♪ against the clock just to stay afloat got your nose ♪ ♪ all scraped up from the grindstone you're digging ♪ ♪ for diamonds and only finding rhinestones meanwhile it's august ♪ ♪ and the tax man has never heard of summer vacation ♪ ♪ you're either working on yourself or you're lookin' after ♪ ♪ babies takin' care of your old man or your old lady ♪ ♪ and the direct line to the hospital just says leave a message ♪ ♪ see you can only live one day at a time only drive ♪

♪ one hot rod at a time only say one word at a time and only think one thought ♪ ♪ at a time and every soul is alone when the day becomes night ♪ ♪ and there in the dark if you can try to see the light ♪ ♪ in the most pitch black shape of the loneliest shadow well then ♪ ♪ you ought to sleep well 'cause there's hope for sure do y'all feel like there's hope for sure? [cheers and applause] >> i said do you feel like there's hope for sure, for sure! [cheers and applause] good, we feel like that, too. the best beggars ♪ ♪ are choosers the best winners are losers the best lovers ♪ ♪ ain't never been loved and first place ain't easy the hard part is believing ♪ ♪ the very last word is love

i'm a-high steppin' high bettin' ♪ ♪ love givin' i'm a-love gettin' i'm a stranger ♪ ♪ i love stretchin' out my wheels overnightin' ♪ ♪ on the desert strip makin' time and losin' grip drivin' circles ♪ ♪ in the canyons of my mind i'm a-high steppin' high bettin' ♪ ♪ love givin' i'm a-love gettin' i'm a stranger ♪ ♪ i love stretchin' out my wheels overnightin' ♪ ♪ on the desert strip makin' time and losin' grip drivin' circles ♪ ♪ in the canyons of my mind ♪ [cheers and applause]

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