search in app store, download now. that's our report. as always appreciate your time. dan ashley. >> ama daetz. for larry, sandhya, all of us, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jim gaffigan, dave salmoni, and animals, guillermo, live in dildo, and music from snoop dogg. and now for the most part, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the though. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. it's all happening. we have a terrifying show for you tonight. the double d-o-g, snoop dogg is with us tonight. [cheers and applause] from the world of hip-hop and drugs. snoop likes to stop by a few

times a year to check out the smoke alarm in the greenroom. also, jim gaffigan and dave salmoni is here. he brought a menagerie of creatures, including a striped skunk. i think it's a skunk, eith that, or i'm smelling snoop's dressing room. he also brought what is called a alligator turtle. i googled it. it should be fighting mothra in japan. there's dave right there. hey, dave, what's this animal? >> this is a fennec fox whose name is bob. >> jimmy: bob the fox. does he know how many instagram likes he could get? >> anything cute like this, he gets lots of likes.

>> jimmy: that's dave salmoni. you know, president trump took a field trip to bask in the glow of workers at a petrochemicals plant. he was there to talk energy. and of course immediately steered the conversation from energy to himself. and we make a lot of jokes about this president, but it's important to remember just how much he's sacrificed for the good of us. >> this thing is costing me a fortune being president. somebody said oh, he might have rented a room to a man from saudi arabia for $500. what about the $5 billion that i'll lose? you know, it's probably going to cost me, including upside, down side lawyers, because every day they sue me for something. these are the most litigious people. i just want to do a good job.

>> jimmy: all he cares about is others. he doesn't care about money. he hasn't ordered the treasure to print his face on it yet. his house looks like liberace's sarcophagus. we slowed him down for the international trade edition of drunk donald trump. ♪ >> in china, do us a favor. we need help. all our steel mills are closed. oh, damn i could you send us some steel please? we don't make steel anymore. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: in other world news, if you've been watching our show over the last couple weeks, you know i'm running for mayor of a small town in newfoundland.

it's a town called dildo, d-i-l-d-o. i have a strong sense of civic duty and a sense of humor of a 9-year-old. but we've been spreading the word. we've set an all-time record for most times the word dildo has been said on television. >> everybody's talking about dildo right now. >> he has discovered dildo. >> jimmy loves dildo. >> the whole thing has resulted in a flood of tourists to the town, all curious to see what dildo is all about. >> dildo is planning to reciprocate. >> we are here to celebrate dildo days. >> jimmy: fun word, fun town. as of now, i'm ahead in the polls. i don't actually have an opponent, i'm running unopposed,

so i thought. things were going pretty swimmingly until this bit of unpleasantness popped up. >> now another hollywood star may be vying for the mayoral office. >> we were surprised. we thought jimmy kimmel was a shoe in. and now, look, he's got competition. >> who would you rather see run in dildo? jimmy kimmel or jason bourne? >> jimmy kimmel is great, he's comedian, which we all love, but matt damon. >> it's where it's at. >> so big decisions here. >> jimmy: no, there are no big decisions here. you can't have a dildo running dildo. it's like a horse riding a horse. it's impossible. how dare they bring him into this. i thought canadians were supposed to be nice. i bet that's an american that snuck in with the black hat.

let's go live to the dildo brewing company where our very own guillermo del dildo is standing by. [cheers and applause] you think matt damon has a crowd like that going on? what are you up to there in dildo? >> we were listen to music, and then we got drunk. >> jimmy: that sounds like a fun night. have you heard this, have you seen this guy with the matt damon stuff out in the town? >> fortunately, i did, but i already took care of them, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, you did. what did you do? what did you do to take care of them? >> i sent them to the next town. >> jimmy: oh, you did. i see so many of our loyal supporters. dennis, karen, nug, captain dildo, the reed family, john, dean and leslie, providing music for the event tonight. and you're in the brewing

company, right, guys? [cheers and applause] what are you drinking there, guillermo? >> oh, i drinking the jimmy kim-ale. >> jimmy: i like that. >> i like it, too. jimmy kim-ale. >> jimmy: sounds like you guys have been drinking all day. >> non-stopping here. >> jimmy: you deserve it, guillermo. guillermo's been canvassing the town, going door to door making the final push. and let's take a look at some video to see the important work guillermo's been doing in dildo. ♪ >> what is going to take to get jimmy's vote for mayor of dildo. >> i think jimmy's going to have to come up here if he wants my vote. >> what about if he gives everybody health care.

>> we already have health care. >> oh, you see he did it. he's fast. hi, how are you? what do you say? oh. hi, sir, how are you? >> not bad. >> are you going to vote for jimmy kimmel? >> of course. who isn't? >> oh, great, great. you're my type of lady. come over here. ♪ >> welcome. well. >> hello? >> hi, guys. hi, family. let me go see if you have something to drink? where's the liquor cabinet? >> right up above. >> do you have any tequila? >> i don't have any tequila. >> do you watch jimmy kimmel live show? >> oh, i just said to my husband, i think he has something for his age. >> for his age.

what do you mean? >> for his age. i think he's handsome for that age. >> mr. dog, what does jimmy needs to do to win your vote? >> he needs to bring me more treats and bones. >> i was doing his voice. >> where we going next, guys? where we going next? jimmy for dildo! >> jimmy for dildo! >> jimmy for dildo. jimmy. i'm campaigning for jimmy kimmel to be mayor of dildo. >> i think jimmy is a fine guy. >> do you work in blockbuster? >> no. >> how come you wear this? >> i picked it up one time. >> do you guys have "titanic." oh, my gosh, this is perfect. don't kill me, all right? can i put this in your lawn? is that okay?

>> sure, yes. >> i meet you last night? >> no, not that i can remember, no. ♪ >> huh? >> no. >> you don't remember last night i met you? >> no. >> all right, okay. all right. whatever, i think you were drunk. ♪ oh, d stands for our dignity ♪ our name will never change ♪ and i stands for the innocent child who should never feel ashamed ♪ ♪ l we fought for liberty ♪ and d for days of old ♪ while it spells out that loving town that we all call home ♪ >> i'm the king of dildo! >> jimmy: great work, guillermo. appreciate it. so tomorrow is the big night. tomorrow the committee for the local service district of dildo will vote on whether or not i

will become the first-ever mayor of dildo. so i think, like five of the seven committee members there, correct? and where's andrew? andrew, you are on the committee as well? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes, so andrew, introduce the members of the committee. who do you have there? >> we have lisa. >> jimmy: hi, lisa. hey, now. >> lisa, or lacy reid. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and dean reid. >> jimmy: how does it work? does it have to be unanimous or does majority rule? >> we rule by majority. >> jimmy: so i have to get four of you guys to vote for me. >> yes. >> jimmy: let me just say two things before you vote. i believe in building a better dildo for everyone. and i believe in buying a round of drinks for everyone in the bar.

[cheers and applause] and, by the way, if i'm mayor, there's more drinks to come. [cheers and applause] thanks, everyone. i'll see you all tomorrow for the big vote. oh, there's song, too. it's a hit already. by the way, these dildodians as they are called. they really are, have come to los angeles. the local ntv news took one of their young women, amanda muse, all the way to hollywood to track us down. >> jimmy kimmel has been on this all week, he has people on the ground in dildo, and we have our sign here. so we are the sister city. the town of dildo is the sister city of hollywood. >> jimmy: well, thanks, amanda. our sister city is dildo. since the day i announced my candidacy, the media, especially canadian media has been bombarding me with interview requests. i need to knock them all out.

i'm having a press conference, it's scheduled to start. excuse me if would you for just one second. i need to get up there. yeah. bear with me for one moment, if you would. get this taken care of. okay. ah, well, all right, thank you all for being here. as you know, i'm running for mayor of dildo. i know you have questions, and well, let's start with amanda muse in the back there, amanda? >> so why should the people of dildo vote for you? >> jimmy: well, as far as i know, there's no one else running, so, you know, who else are they going to vote for? next question. amanda? yeah. >> are you willing to participate in a screech-in ceremony to be an honorary newfoundlander? >> jimmy: it would be my pleasure to be screeched in and not only will i kiss the cod, i will give it tongue. the next question will be for, yes, amanda.

>> as the head of dildo, how will you ensure smooth passage forward for your constituents. >> jimmy: it's a very dirty question. do your parents know you're doing this for a job? one more question, and, amanda? >> what is your position on unincorporated communities? >> jimmy: my position is straight missionary. the old-fashioned way? yours? >> jimmy, we're not all that close. >> jimmy: you can read all my positions in the op ed i wrote for the "daily dildo". i want to thank everyone for coming. long live dildo. tonight on the show, music from snoop dogg, dave salmoni is here with animals, and we'll be right back with jim gaffigan. so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by subaru. banjo? )

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♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: tonight, a man who has probably the world's most dangerous emotional support animals. from animal planet, dave salmoni is here with an alligator, a snapping turtle, a baby toucan, an owl, a skunk, i don't know what the hell he's got, but we'll see them. and one of them, we will eat then, his album comes out friday. it's called, "i wanna thank me." snoop dogg from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow night, gerard butler, david alan grier, and music from the avett brothers. so join us then. our first guest tonight is a very funny man who is a prolific creator of both comedy specials and people. his seventh special is called "quality time." it's available starting friday on amazon prime. please welcome jim gaffigan.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> so nice. >> jimmy: how have you been? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: how has your summer gone so far? >> it was too much time with my family. way too much time. i took my kids to europe. >> jimmy: uh-huh. nice. >> and i tried to get rid of them. i took my kids to europe, which is quite possibly the most expensive thing you could do in the world. >> jimmy: of course. you've got a lot of kids, right? >> i've got a lot of kids. five. >> jimmy: five kids. >> most people are like why? >> jimmy: how many rooms do you have to get with five kids? >> we have to get a couple rooms, and then we have to get a room just for the ipads. where is going to be the charging station?

it's very important. >> jimmy: yeah, and then going to europe, you've got to convert. >> there's got to be the converter. it's very dramatic. but it's exciting. >> jimmy: were you working, were you on a comedy tour. where did you go? what countries? >> i did two shows in ireland. and two in spain. and prague and budapest. and it was, it was amazing, cause, you know, it's just a different experience. in ireland, i love ireland, but it was like 68 degrees, and they were complaining with the heat. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> oh, it's so hot. so hot. do you want a fan for your room? and i'm like, i'm wearing a sweater. i think i'm okay. but i loved it, and, you know, spain, which was unbelievable. that's where i'm from, originally. and, no, spain, which of course is, you know, they call it espania.

it's weird we call somebody else's country a different name. i'm from espania, spain, huh? it's called espania. i like spain better. hi, my name is bob. i think you're more of a sam. >> jimmy: in america, do you find that you're being greeted warmly by people in other countries? >> i love traveling internationally. and it's different with trump as president. it's kind of like having a parent who's an alcoholic. you show up in a country, and you're like, sorry about my dad. we don't know what we're going to do about it, but trying to get the phone from him, but, we don't know.

>> jimmy: this is, these are some photographs of -- >> yes. >> jimmy: tell us what's happening. >> this is the very first trip i went on, and this is me. that's not me. that's my dad. this is me at in five years. i look at pictures of me as a child, and i might as well be looking at a stranger. i have no memory. i don't know what was going on, i was obviously, they couldn't afford sunglasses for me. >> jimmy: something was wrong. this is a good one, too. >> this is me and my brother joe. again, i'm in a hat. it's almost as if i was trying to dress dorkily. do i have suspenders on? >> jimmy: it's like looking at a picture of a stranger and yet you look exactly as you did. other than the glasses, you are your own little twin. >> i'm beautiful. i guess you could say in a way,

i'm beautiful. >> jimmy: and what's this arrow here by your brother's face? >> that is a screen grab i suppose. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] everything top-notch here. >> what is this thing. that's a screen grab. >> jimmy: how many siblings do you have? >> i have three brothers and two sisters. so i'm from a big family. you're from a big family, right? >> jimmy: not that big, my brother and sister. >> my wife's one of nine kids, and i love my in-laws. does that sound unbelievable? i do love them, it's just there's so many of them. and so every holiday, there's nine. so every holiday or get together, all eight of the siblings, including my wife and their family, get together and spend every moment together over christmas. i went to a movie with 30 people. i didn't even know that was legal. we're walking around, people

thought we were from a church. i mean, to put it in perspective, jesus only walked around with 12. i learned very quickly, i don't want to do anything with 30 people, you know, like even if i was on the titanic and the last rescue boat was filled with 30 people, i'd be like, you guys go ahead. i don't want to be there when you are trying to decide where to eat lunch. and often there is more than 30 people. because sometimes those 30 people invite other people and i'll have conversations like i'm your wife's uncle's best friend. oh, there's a term for that. stranger. you're a total stranger. >> jimmy: do you get anytime for yourself with the kids and the in-laws and all this stuff? >> i travel, i try to travel as much with my kids as i can, because i don't want to be a live action version of "the cat's in the cradle" song. and there's plenty of times, i'm not traveling with my kids now.

when i travel without my children, in between those moments of guilt are just hours of happiness. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and naps and doing nothing. that's what i like to do is absolutely nothing. and then i call home and just hear the chaos on the other end. and i have to lie to my wife about what i did. she's like what did you do today? i got up. did that, enough about me, what about you? >> jimmy: yeah. take a little nap during the commercial break here. >> i'm going to do it. >> jimmy: jim gaffigan's with us. we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: hi, we're back with jim gaffigan. jim is the author and performer on the first, is it amazon's first comedy special. >> this is the people that,

where you buy your paper towels are now producing comedy specials. so i mean we all, someone told me that, they asked me, but what if you don't have an amazon prime account? and i was like, well, you probably aren't on the internet, then. >> jimmy: get one is the answer. >> mostly, everyone buys socks and, you know, soap from amazon, so i'm just hoping that people will search up quality time and watch it. >> jimmy: yeah, why wouldn't they watch it. certainly, i mean it's you, and you're selling it on a, now did you make a lot of these? because i feel like not that many people are going to buy this. >> interestingly, that's a good point. but interestingly, lps are getting bigger and bigger. >> jimmy: it seems the same size to me. >> yeah, but it is. >> jimmy: it's gone from like 1200 weirdos who have record players in their homes to 1400. >> now, i think they're competing with cds and eight track. they're competing with eight track.

>> jimmy: we've got some animals coming out in a moment. >> i know, i'm excited. >> jimmy: where re you here? >> this is in kyoto. >> jimmy: is all of these your kids or is that a monkey. >> that's a monkey. so in kyoto, on a mountain, they have like monkeys that you walk up. i didn't even know that there were monkeys in kyoto, so you walk up this mountain, and there's all these precautionary signs, like don't feed the monkeys. don't look at the monday key. >> jimmy: i have one of those signs right here. >> and then you get up there, and the monkeys are everywhere. so then they're standing next to you, but you've been terrified that they're going to attack you and tear your eyes out. and then they have these different ones, this is what a monkey looks like when it's angry, and this is what it looks like when it's happy, which is the exact same appearance. >> jimmy: look, says scary, and somebody's firing these arrows at you again in the picture.

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>> jimmy: hi there, snoop dogg is still to come. jim gaffigan is here. our next guest is a expert in all things ferocious and has a new show called, "big, small & deadly." it premieres tuesday night on animal planet. please welcome the canadian tarzan, dave salmoni. [cheers and applause] >> you head over here. thank you, sir. >> jimmy: that is one of the scariest things i've ever seen in my life -- >> this is an alligator snapping turtle. >> open mouth. so in character. >> inside his mouth, you see that little pink thing? >> jimmy: yeah. >> it is his tongue, and it's supposed to look le a worm, so

when these guys hunt. >> jimmy: other this does look like a worm. so the things think it's a worm? how fast does that thing go by the way? >> it goes very fast. >> so they can't see that the worm is connected to a giant turtle? >> jimmy: animals aren't that fast. >> you can see he's got things growing all over him. something will come by. >> jimmy: jim and i are going to go sit in the audience for a while. >> you want to see how it uses that big mouth? >> jimmy: yeah, i guess. that looks terrible. is it going to take my finger right off? >> why don't you grab a celery stick for me. >> jimmy: jim, you want to grab a celery stick for me? >> no, i'm all right. >> jimmy: he's picky? >> no, it makes a good noise. put it right in there. >> jimmy: oh, my god. oh, my god. that's so much faster than i

thought it was going to be. he really likes celery, jim. >> grab the carrot this time. >> jimmy: yeah, give him a carrot. >> oh, good boy. don't get your fingers too close. come over here to me, jim. >> i don't want to block a camera. >> right over here by my thigh. can i grab your arm? >> yeah. why do you have to grab my arm? >> because i don't want you to get too close. okay, now give it to him. >> jimmy: oh! whoa! >> why is it so angry? >> it's a snapping turtle. >> jimmy: it's snapping, ooh, it -- >> we weren't criticizing you. >> thank you so much. i'll put that here. >> jimmy: wow, that's all muscle that thing. >> come feel the back here. >> jimmy: no. >> way back, there you go.

feel how hard. >> jimmy: why did he jump like that? >> he wants to bite you. >> jimmy: he does? >> yeah, if you put your hand anywhere in this wheel house. he'll take a finger, a hand. >> where do they live? >> anywhere in north america. >> jimmy: they live on desks. this is its natural habitat. jimmy, can you pick this up for me? i want to show you how to pick it up. >> do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! do it! >> jimmy: hang on, let me talk to the audience for a second. >> an interesting thing. have a look at the feet. >> why isn't it chewing the food! >> he's a carnivore. he only eats meat. >> why even bite it? is it angry that we tried to feed him vegetables or? >> so this guy's adapted. i'm going to tell you cool things about this, i promise. >> jimmy: how heavy is that

turtle? >> right now he's about 50 pounds. he can get over 200. one of the ways, they're growing all the time. one of the ways to tell how healthy they are is how big they're going to get. they're susceptible to environmental problems. global warming is a threat to these guys. >> jimmy: good. >> he's like a dinosaur. >> jimmy: he's mad. he's angry. hey, guy, i'm trying to help you over here. don't get mad, don't snap at me, okay? >> why don't you grab him some meat. he loves meat. use your tongs. >> jimmy: thank you for bringing tongs. you're the only guest who brings tongs. do we need a little mustard or anything? we have a little sauerkraut. >> oh. what would go after it? >> good question.

if you felt that big strong thing. he carries it around. at a small size, they have predator problems. but at this age, it's only us humans that cause this guy any problem. >> you say north america, but where? oh. that must have been one of those vegan dogs. >> jimmy: all right, put this thing in wherever it goes. >> get rid of this guy. >> jimmy: thanks again for bringing the, okay. oh, my god, he wants to kill everyone. >> let's get some of this stuff up. >> jimmy: oh, we have to purell now. here's some purell for you. >> i thought i wasn't going to be terrified.

>> we'll get the cuter things going now. oh, look at this guy. >> jimmy: look at this demonic presence. >> harry potter. >> now this is a spectacled owl. >> why do owls look so confused? >> it's just a baby. we want to make sure it has a fun day today and is super calm. so the slower the movements we do. >> he doesn't like hot dogs? >> we're not going to feed this guy. who knows, maybe he likes hot dogs. they are carnivores, they do like to hunt. the spectacled owl. you look nervous. >> jimmy: he looks like he's wearing an owl costume. >> interestingly, this guy's feathers are unique. he lives in the warm areas, so his feathers are much different. >> jimmy: if jim had feathers,

that's what they would look like. >> that's true. >> if you look, here, sweetheart. those are those big talons. those guys are great hunters. >> jimmy: it's tied to the rope, right? >> he's only a baby, he's just looking around. but this is how he's going to hunt. he's going to go up a big tree and he uses that head. he can turn his head 270 degrees. >> jimmy: what's his name? does he have one? >> um. >> how about jim? >> they all have names. >> jimmy: hey, jim, there's a turtle back there that you may want to snack on. >> don't they have good hearing, too? >> no, vibrations. >> jimmy: you mean owls or turtles? >> owls. >> owls can hear. >> is that a bird? >> and their hearing is good enough that they use vocal communication. so they have a really unique noise that they make.

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>> jimmy: hey, we're back with dave salmoni. dave has a show called "big, small and deadly." what is that? >> it's all my favorite animals. we went to africa and shot a bit. we do everything from jellyfish, killer whales, big predators. predators in africa. >> jimmy: it's like my nightmare job. >> it's showing like we do here, this is an animal, we love it, try to conserve it. >> jimmy: now this is a skunk. obviously, i don't want to get squirted by a skunk, but i look at skunks outside my house, and i go, that's a beautiful, they always seem well-groomed. >> they do.

i can let you touch her. i can let you give her a little pat-pat. >> jimmy: does this one have the smell going? >> yeah, they have a scent. that's a defense. she's going to go after to a predator. can you put some of those on the table there? they're a warning to predators, if you happen to come near me, i'm going to spray you. and the black and white is just a hey, it's the warning sign that you get. >> jimmy: and the spray comes out of where? >> it's pee. >> jimmy: it's pee? >> it has chemicals in its pee that makes it stink really, really bad. >> she should use a probiotic. >> when they say you've been sprayed, you've been peed on. predators will have a hard time hunting because everything they look to kill will smell unpleasant.

>> jimmy: i'm sorry we didn't have time for the toucan. the toucan will be rescheduled with matt damon. >> jimmy: dave salmoni! "big, small & deadly" premieres august 20th on animal planet, and we'll return with music from snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by the all new amg, gt 4 door coupe.

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