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you notice anything peculiar about 3-year-old olive here? >> of course. >> she does have beautiful eyes, but do you notice something about those eyes? >> half and half. half green, half blue, each one. >> the inside hemispheres of her eyes are blue, the outside are yellow. she has what they call eyes. >> olive here is 3 years old. it is very particular about her owner hanging around other cats, like, i'm pretty, i'm unusual, and -- >> pretty unusual. >> and i don't want you mixing with the other cats. >> it is more striking, set against the white fur. >> exact same thing. >> let's just say she's a pretty girl. >> she's very, very pretty, quite original. >> probably comes as no surprise

oi to explore the dad the dad, joke. >> what did the pirate with the steering wheel sticking out of his pants say? anyone? argh driving me nuts. >> that's stupid. >> it is a dad joke! >> in this case, kitten is the one telling the jokes to dad and dad has to try and guess the punch line. i wanted to take part in this as well. so i didn't watch the video. i just wrote down the jokes. so i do know two of them. >> how does nasa organize a party? >> they do it -- >> what is it? >> they planet. get it? they planet. >> why i outta -- >> the next one. >> what did the buffalo say to his son when he left for school? >> bison!

>> oh, i think you got it. >> classic. >> classic. want to say it at the same time. bison. >> why did the banana go to the doctor? >> because he's feeling a little blue. >> he's developing spots. >> he was peeling. >> he wasn't feeling -- he wasn't peeling well. >> there we go. >> i'll give you half a point for that one. >> basically a bunch of puns. >> this one too. >> why did the bicycle stand up on its own? >> it was drunk. >> no. because it was just two what exercise is best for swimmers? >> swimming, dive. pool. >> pool ups. >> correct. >> good. >> these days anybody with a cell phone can be a photographer. it takes no time at all to go --

take a million different pictures. wasn't like that not so long ago. used to need -- practically have a chemistry degree. matthew stern is collaborating with marcus to take us through that and remind us what it was like to take pictures 100 to 150 years ago. >> oh that is so cool. >> see how he pours some of the chemicals on this metal sheet, just gently swirls it around. >> must be like photo reactive. once you flash it the light is going to hit it, it will imprint the image and you process it. >> exactly. the fact that somebody way back when figured all this stuff out is really impressive. >> going to go through the entire process and going to be like taking a selfie. >> oh, no! >> that would be disappointing. >> marcus goes outside, gets his model in place, gives her a countdown and watch, watch how this works. it is not a push button. check it out.

>> that's it. he takes the lens cap process fd to develop the image. after all of that, we wound up with an imageha quite frankly isn't that great. and you got to do it all over again. >> this is the slightly older version. we have 32 pictures and you take all the pictures and get them developed weeks later. >> marcus tries again and here is his second attempt. this is cool. he does a side by side of an actual photo from 1870, today. >> look at how good the 1870 photographer was. because that is a clear, crisp photograph. >> and that is matthew's turn to give it a try with a modified polaroid. he goes through the process of preparing the plates. these are some of the images they wind up with at the end. this is pretty cool. and if you would like to learn more about this type of

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promotional considerations provided by -- mila is expressing what so many people feel. >> especially during the summer months and holiday season. >> the family is coming to town. >> i'm, like, omg, i missed you! yea! then they talk to you for five minutes and i remember, that's why we live on the other side of the country. >> yeah. >> she said it. >> think about it from a kid's perspective. >> every single year, it is the same thing.

o- i hed that. >> grandma and grandpa got to sleep somewhere. there is no winning. but then the problem is the ones that do show up are not even the favorites. >> dinner time, and we all sit down, we talk about fake aunt sheryl. >> aunt sheryl. >> uncle joe, passes by a trash can, he says, pardon me, sheryl. >> she sounds like she's -- >> spilling all the tea. it is piping hot. >> best sign of a healthy -- is not having one. >> in this video, he is in south korea. and he decided to go for breakfast. but when you're him, you do it like this, you strap on his motor, he takes off and starts flying around this beautiful stunning area in south korea. then spots an island.

he decides that's where i want to go for breakfast. >> this is so cool. >> yeah. >> awesome way to tour another country. >> he's narrating this entire video. >> i'm pretty sure the island i'm going to is that one right out there. beautiful day, though. >> look at this shot, though. this is one of my favorite in the video. you can see the water, the islands, you can see him flying above all of that. now he's made it to the island, where he wants to go to -- >> the right one. that's a nice beach, some quality places to get breakfast. >> he's got it all scoped out. >> this is a neat little spot. people are camping out right there. there is not much going on here. >> i think that's what makes it so cool. i think that's my cafe right there. >> he sees his cafe so he decides it is time to land. >> oh, yeah. i'll take that. beautiful. dude! we're here! and my cafe is right there.

cafeands right in front of his break ce liv octopuses. >> pretty traditional breakfast, black coffee, bacon, eggs and a muffin. he finishes up and takes off for his next adventure. >> okay. >> this grannie has really got game. >> she's owning her life. >> how she's swiping her way to young love next. >> that's

make it your own. is your mouth watering right now? >> yeah, yeah. >> go make them. >> she may be 83 years old, but she's thirsty. >> i'm on tinder to find young lovers. fascinating older beauty, seeking a steady younger friend lover for a shared life of adventure and passion. >> yes, girl.

>> do you only date younger men? >> well, first of all, most men my age aren't around anymore. >> war of attrition here. >> she created this tinder just like anyone else does. >> i like the ones with open smiles. and they look healthy. this guy says he's 57. he's probably 26. >> yes. >> she's having no trouble landing the fish. >> she got game. >> this is actually my -- one of my first experiences with an older woman. >> cast your net. cast your net. >> it went well. she definitely is an interesting person. no choice but to run into that. >> when i was younger, all i wanted to do was get married and have a family. and when the children went off to college, a lot of the dynamics broke down. we got divorced and he remarried and i thought, i'll remarry. it didn't work that way. i was 55 and i put an ad in the

paper, didn't have the internet. i had a lot of dates and met a lot of men. but all the while i was praying this one is going to go to bed with me and say i want to be with you forever. it may never happen. i may die before it happens. >> then she found a solution. >> it is called a you cut the connection between your heart and your brain. >> what? >> yeah. >> let's see what her daughter thinks. >> are you ever embarrassed about me? >> we were in a dorm at nyu. >> dang, girl. >> she's taken ownership of her life. she's being courageous. a lot of people would be afraid to actually take the steps she's taking. >> i want to hear what she has to say to us. >> what? >> call me, girl. >> that's our show. thanks for joining us. we'll see you on the next all new "rtm."

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