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we appreciate your time as always. >> thanks for joining us. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- kobe bryant. from "boy genius", miles brown. and music from marina. and now, good measure, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thanks. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please, relax. settle in. we're, we'you're not working, i. we're back to work. we were off two weeks for summer vacation. we send best wishes to thoses of you who are or will be in the path of hurricane dorian. they've ordered evacuations in florida, georgia, north carolina, south carolina.
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this is a big one. this is no joke, this hurricane, unless of course you are part of the graphics team at fox 5 new york. >> for the lesser antilles, you see winds at around 60, 65 miles per hour. a low-end hurricane. >> jimmy: the weather men get very excited in these types of situations. anyway, it's good to be back. the most interesting take on the storm in my opinion is not from a meteorologist. it came from a random guy in florida, yes, who believes we could put a stop to these storms if we just use the resources we already have. >> see how they haven't come up with some kind of way to combat these storms yet. they keep saying, you know, two days ago, three days og, oh, it's going to hit all this warm weather, all this warm weather and warm water. we have a navy. why don't the navy come and drop ice in the warm water so it
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can't get going as fast as it's going. there's got to be ways to combat this instead of just pointing at the thing and saying, it's getting worse. you know it's getting worse. but you tell us, oh, it's the warm weather, oh, it's the wind. we have an air force. fly some air force winplanes tot the wind going the other way. >> jimmy: you know, that's a thing. [cheers and applause] the answer's right there in front of our face. waiting for a man in a crazy hawaiian shirt to alert us to it. trump just named him director of fema, by the way. the president has been tweeting up a storm about this storm, which he believes to be the bigliest he's ever seen. >> possibly the biggest. i am not sure, i'm not sure that i've even heard of a category five. i knew it existed. and i've seen some category fours. a category five, i don't know if
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i've ever even heard the term other than i know it's there. >> jimmy: so he's never heard of a category five hurricane before, except this is four months ago back in may. >> i've just come from a stop at tyndall air force base where i saw the devastating effects of that category five hurricane. category five. never heard of a category fives before, category five is big stuff. >> jimmy: he never heard of it then, and he said he never heard of a category five about ten times when maria hit puerto rico. he has the memory and skin tone of a gold fin, thfish, this man. but while the storm was a brewin', he was a golfin'. the press secretary defended the decision. she said the president received hourly updates while he was on the course golfing. she says that like it sounds like a good thing. you know, all this nonsense
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really sinks in when you're away from it for a while. since we left for vacation, the president canceled a trip to poland to monitor dorian from his golf course in virginia, tweeted 514 times. tried to buy greenland and threw a fit when they wouldn't sell it, suggested firing a nuclear missile at a hurricane. announced he would be suing people who work for him for violating confidentiality agreements. attacked grace from "will & grace", debra messing, predicted sean spicer will do great on "dancing with the stars." congratulated poland on the nazi invasion. and wished a happy birthday to regis, which that, i don't mind, happy birthday to regis. but this thing with tiffany. [ applause ] oh, no, don't encourage him. after the story about tiffany
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broke, trump, who, again, fired his long-time assistant for this. trump was in the unique position of having to convince reporters that even though he fired the woman for saying he didn't want his daughter around he had to tell them he never said he didn't want his daughter around. here he is responding to the question did you talk to tiffany. >> she's going to be calling me back as soon as i get to camp david. >> what are you going to tell her? >> i'm going to say it's absolutely false. she's a wonderful person. she studies so hard. she's a great student, and she's a great person. i look forward to talking to her. i'll be talking to her as soon as i deget -- and i love tiffan. tiffany's a great person. >> jimmy: poor testify tiffany. her father shows more love for kim jong un. just when you thought ireland couldn't get any whiter in come the fences. and while they're in ireland,
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they're staying at the president's golf resort in dune bag, it's 180 miles from dublin where pence is having his meetings. trump suggested pence stay at his hotel while he's there, and pence said woof, woof, which is his way of saying, yes, i will. and while some took offense to the vice president's choice of hotel, mike pence had no kpree hencebling thoughts on that subject at all. >> just to give you a chance to respond. democrats have criticized you today for staying at the trump property in dune bag. they say you're enriching the president. what's your response to that criticism? >> it's wonderful to be back in ireland. for many reasons. ireland is so important to the united states of america as a trading partner, but in so many ways for more than 30 million americans, ireland is family. and i'm one of them.
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>> jimmy: he's like a broken teddy ruxpin doll. you think mike pence would eat dog food if trump told him to? i bet he would. but the vice president's trip to dune bag is historic. it is the first time a trump property has ever stayed at a trump property. so -- [cheers and applause] that's not the only item of interest. the white house deputy press secretary tweeted about this trip last night. this is good. this is a real tweet from a senior official on the white house communications team. it refers to the fact that the prime minister of ireland is gay. this guy wrote for all of you who still think our vp is antigay, i point you to his and the second layy'sulwhe they will join the prime minister and his partner matthew barrett for lunch in ireland. so i guess that settles that. he had lunch with gay people and didn't throw up. if that isn't proof that he's open minded, what's got to do?
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[ applause ] pence by the way is traveling with his wife and his mother, you know he calls his wife "mother." so what does he call his mother? "wife"? snook'ems, perhaps? in italy, the pope had a very weird thing happen. pope francis was late for mass on sunday at the vatican for an unusual reason. [ speaking in foreign language ] >> jimmy: hold on, what did he just say? you can't say -- anyway go on. [ speaking in foreign language ] >> jimmy: it's true, the pope got stuck in an elevator and had to be rescued. took him 25 minutes to get him out. took almost half an hour to get the pope out of an elevator. i wonder if he had to pick up
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that red phone and wait for someone in slovenia to get him. he said thank god, the fire department came. i guess jesus isn't the only one who saves. [ applause ] speaking of the anointed one, lebron james, you know how he likes to instagram about taco tuesday, he loves taco tuesday like no one loves anything, so much so that he has filed an application to trademark the term. he would own the phrase "taco tuesday " , . that belongs to all of us. it's like a national park. we're all allowed to use it. what if i were to decide to trademark sunday fun day, would that be okay? no, i have to ask kobe bryant about this. it's the day after labor day, which means summer is unofficially done and pumpkin
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spice season has begun. guillermo, did you have a hot girl summer this sum snmer? >> what? >> jimmy: never mind. i spent the morning thinking what does hot girl summer mean? did you try one of those popeye's chicken sandwiches? >> no, i didn't, generally. i don't like to wait too much. >> jimmy: people are going nuts. the popeye's chicken sandwich could be what finally unites or more than likely tears the country apart for good. for lot of kids across the country, today was the first day at school. was this benji's first day? >> yeah. >> jimmy: my kids went back to school today, and we were glad to see them go, three months was enough. in honor of back to school day, we did something fun. we went out on the street and asked adults who are no longer in school to share a message with children who are, and that went exactly like this. >> today we are trash talking kid whose have to go back to school and tell them how much
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better it is to be an adult. can you do that? >> good luck on your book reports, i'll be getting drunk with some mimosas in my work meetings tomorrow. >> ooh, right notice middle in the day? >> right in the middle of the day. >> i forgot how to read. i don't know how to read in cursive. [ bleep ] you're sitting there, i'm out here enjoying life. >> ha, ha. you're still in school. no more books for me. >> when's the last time you read a book? >> probably like ten years ago. >> what was it? >> "huckleberry finn." >> how was that? >> it was whack. >> what will you drink more of this week, tiny cartons of milk or vodka? >> vodka. >> i'm watching sports center. >> how much better is it to be an adult? >> ten times better. once you turn 21 you can drink
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all the time you want, you don't have to hide anymore. i barely went to high school. i was mostly high in school. >> how many book reports are you going to be writing this week? >> book reports? i haven't read a book in years. book reports? what? we used to use the summer reading list to roll our books with. >> when's the last time you used geometry? >> honestly, no idea, man. i was saying, i was looking at [ bleep ], but that's not what that is, right? >> what's 12 times seven? >> i don't remember, don't even ask me. >> what's 12 times seven? >> uh. >> what's 12 times seven? >> i don't know, like 70 something. >> an a little bit higher. >> 82. >> a little higher. >> 84. >> what's 12 times seven? >> 5:00 somewhere.
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right? [cheers and applaus [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: we have quite a show for you tonight. music from marina. miles brown is here. and we'll be right back with kobe bryant. [cheers and applause] ♪ abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by american airlines advantage mastercard. '. [dog] take that trip! [dog] take it! take it! take it! take it! [sfx: mastercard checkout sonic plays] [dogs] they get the miles...we get a pet-sitter. [dog] whoa! [sfx: mastercard checkout sonic plays] [dog] music to my ears! use the card that gets you miles closer to your promise. we should do this every year. [dog] they should do this every year. and start something priceless.
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did you eat all of your treats? ♪ help! i need somebody ♪ help! not just anybody ♪ help! you know i need someone >> jimmy: tonight, you know him from the show "black-ish." he has a new movie called "boy genius. miles brown is here. then, this is her album. it is titled "love and fear." marina from the mercedes-benz stage. you can see marina live in concert at the met in philadelphia, september 14th. tomorrow, dr. phil and method man will join us. we'll have music from shaed. and later this week, nick offerman, june diane raphael, keke palmer,
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plus music from clairo and brockhampton. so please join us for all of that. [cheers and applause] our first guest is a 5-time nba champion and an oscar winner too. that doesn't happen much. now, he is a literary giant too with a new book for kids called "legacy and the queen." please wish a warm taco tuesday to l.a. lakers legend kobe bryant. [cheers and ♪ >> jimmy: how you doin'? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: good to see you. >> you too, man. >> jimmy d hear that a lot, running around in traffic and whatnot? >> i do. >> jimmy: could be a lot worse. >> could and lot worse.
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that's for sure. >> jimmy: everything all right? >> everything's fine. >> jimmy: you have another daughter. she's two months old? >> she's two months old. >> jimmy: youical h call her ko? >> that's true. koko. >> jimmy: her middle name is kobe. that wasn't your idea, right? >> she came to me, thinking i'm thinking of name her kobe. okay. then time goes on, and she's like, you know, i think i'm going to change her middle time. i'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. i didn't think you were too hot about it. you can't change it now, dude. you can't give me a gift and then take a back, like, you know? >> jimmy: that's right. four daughters now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think it's good that you have daughters. i feel like if you had a son in sports it might be too much for that kid. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i do.
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>> yeah, yeah, maybe, but you know, i love having girls. they're awesome, man. having a boy, my wife wants a boy more so than i do. >> jimmy: oh, interesting. >> i love my girls. you know, she keeps saying stop speaking it into existence. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> i love my girls. stop stayin' that. you want a boy! >> jimmy: what is kobe bryant like in the delivery room? do you bring the mamba mentality to that scenario? >> man, what? if i ever tried to say something to my wife when she was giving birth, man, she'd mamma mentality my ass upside my hid. >> jimmy: your oldest daughter is like 16 and driving. >> she is. she's like a seasoned vet. >> jimmy: how? >> she's very calm, she doesn't want to listen to any music. she's a very safe and cautious
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driver. >> jimmy: is that just when you're in the car? >> no, always, she's very calm, cool and collected. i'm very proud of her. >> jimmy: the next one's going to be a maniac behind the wheel. >> i always say, you look at the eldest daughter. she's always the calm, responsible, thoughtful one, you know? and then the second sister's like a tornado, you know, like elsa and anna. you know, yeah, she can freeze the city and all that, but she's responsible about it, then there's anna who just jumps off a cliff and that stuff. that's certainly our house. but then we have two other ones. >> jimmy: your second oldest is gianna. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you almost gave her the name anna. hundred a ga you had a playoff game against the suns, tied the game, went into overtime and scored like six seconds left. then you raced to the delivery room and late other that
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evening, like early in the morning your daughter was born. >> that sounds about right. >> jimmy: okay. >> it was either that night or the day after. i can't remember exactly. >> jimmy: did you know your wife was in labor while you were playing the game? >> no, it didn't happen during the game. it happened after. >> jimmy: so there's no thought like maybe i'll miss this one and head home? >> instead of sending the game to overtime? >> jimmy: maybe overtime's not a good idea in the long run? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, fortunately, that wasn't the situation. >> jimmy: you would have played ten overtimes if it came down to it, would you not? >> no. >> jimmy: you would not. [ applause ] >> nope! >> jimmy: you're no dummy. >> hey, mentality upside my head. >> jimmy: you did an interview, and you were talking, kind of goofin' around, but you were talking about shaq, and were you saying, you know, talking about shaq who was, you know, not quite as driven as, no one's as
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driven as you are, but you insinuated if shaq kept himself in better shape you would have even more rings than you have already. >> right. >> jimmy: and shaq took, did he take offense to that? >> yeah, i think he did a little bit. but here's the thing, you know, like it was really a compliment. people missed the whole first half of that in which i said he was the most dominant player i've ever seen, and i felt like he could have been the greatest of all time. jo >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> people kind of missed that part and caught onto the lazy part. we weren't going to win 12 rings or play our entire careers together. but it's all good, man. >> jimmy: what happens after that? do you go oh, boy, i better call him? or does he call you? how does it work? >> no, i reach out to him. >> jimmy: you reach out to him. >> he's more sensitive than i am. >> jimmy: did you text him? >> i did, i did. >> jimmy: what do you say in the text, hey, ha, ha, ha?
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>> hey, you know. [ applause ] i said listen, no hard feelin's? i love you. >> jimmy: no hard feelin's. you're the one who insulted him. >> did i, though? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know you should have texted "you up?" >> i'm going to work out, you want to join me? i did say i'll be tuning in to the son playing at ucla this year. you better shoot the ball 30 times. >> jimmy: he posted photographs of himself dunking on 12 guys. does this look lazy? >> dominant. >> jimmy: things are good. things are okay between you again. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: do you hang out together? >> i don't have time. neither does he. >> jimmy: taco tuesday, have you been to taco tuesday? >> i have not. i've been living in l.a. for like 20 years and married to a
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latina. so. >> jimmy: you have your own taco tuesday. lebron loses his mind over every week. >> everybody has their thing, bro. >> jimmy: i'm fine with taco tuesday. >> that's going to get him going, it gets him going. it's awesome. >> jimmy: do you take any role in encouraging guys like oh, lebron, you know, lakers' free agents to come to los angeles, other than maybe a tweet or something like that? >> no, no. i stay away from it. i'm real close with rob, obviou. we'll talk often just as a sounding board for him. >> jimmy: would you be allowed to do that, or would rob get fined if you were to do something like that. >> no, coy i could do it. >> jimmy: you could actually reach out to -- >> i could, but i won't. >> jimmy: you won't. why won't you? >> i stay away from that stuff, man. like rob is he's more than capable of handling the job and all the pressure that comes along with that.
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i'm quick to tell him, listen, man, you're my guy, but you didn't get out on the court and score 40 points for me either. so i'm not going to do your job for you. >> jimmy: did he say i would have if i could do that? >> no, man. like we have a great relationship. so we'll talk and stuff and just as friends, but nothing, nothing serious. >> jimmy: were you surprised that kawhi leonard chose the clippers over the lakers? >> sure. >> jimmy: you were. >> sure. >> jimmy: you thought he was going to go to the lakers. >> sure. >> jimmy: who will go further in the playoffs, the leakeakers or clippers this season? >> it depends, and i say that not to be kind of cheeky about it, but injuries has played such a huge part. >> jimmy: let's say both teams are beautifully healthy from here on out. >> a lot of ifs. >> jimmy: a lot of ifs. cousins got hurt. >> is houston healthy as well. golden state healthy as well? we're doing everybody's healthy kind of thing?
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>> jimmy: that l.a. rivalry. >> what if they're playing an injured houston rockets team and james can't play? or what if they're playing an injured golden state team. >> jimmy: can't you just play along with my game? >> no, no, i cannot. i cannot. there's too many variables, my man. i've got to think through this thing. >> jimmy: thinking is overrated. weary going to take a break. when we come back, kobe has a book. and not only is it good, it feels good, too. it's called "legacy and the queen". we'll be right back with kobe bryant. [ giggling ] ohhhh man. took my hat off. [ "to love somebody" by bee gees playing ] that's crazy! [ crowd cheering ] [ screaming ] let's go mets! ♪ [ cheering ]
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stop living with at&t. xfinity delivers gig speeds to more homes than anyone. ♪ >> jimmy: look who's here. kobe bryant is here with us. kobe's got a book. is this a young adult book would you say? >> middle grade. >> jimmy: middle grade book. it is called "legacy and the queen." and it's nice and kind yeah. >> jimmy: why is it furry. >> it kind of simulates a tennis ball a little bit. >> jimmy: it is about tennis. you've become very about tennis lately. >> i don't play well. i enjoy playing. >> jimmy: it looked pretty good to me, but what do i know? you don't consider yourself a good tennis player. >> no, i enjoy playing, i'm getting better. >> jimmy: you can enjoy playing
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something, that's interesting. >> it's the process of getting better at something. >> jimmy: what about losing? do you play competitively with people? >> me and rob used to play all the time. and he got busy with the gm thing. >> jimmy: and who used to win those things? >> he would win. >> jimmy: you will eventually beat him and crush him and be on the senior tour or something like that. >> it's inevitable. >> jimmy: i noticed something interesting about this book. can we lower the lights for a second? because there are secret, are these satanic messages? what's going on here? >> well, it's important to the to the story. but it's important to have these kind of easter eggs that you find in the book. because it's important for kids to have high-quality product. a lot of times we do books for children, but they're nwe do. >> jimmy: what does the publisher say when you say i want there to be invisible
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language inside and the cover of the book to feel like a tennis ball? >> well, they don't say anything, pause ibecause i'm th publisher. >> jimmy: oh, i see. [cheers and applause] >> but you're right. generally publishing housing won't make a book that high quality, it's ex-februapensive . but you pick this book up. it's been cared for. it feels like we matter. here the's book we put a lot of work into. >> jimmy: what's the premise of the book? >> she's got to play tennis to save her family. >> jimmy: it's a true story. >> a lot of it deals with emotion. and what i wanted to teach kids is how do you deal with anxiety and pressure. and nothing does that more so than tennis, because it's an isolated event where you have to deal with things yourself.
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and you're facing an opponent across the net that's challenging you, so it's very important to get those messages across and create character with our daughters. we don't see too many characters in militerature that are mixed. >> jimmy: in tennis, there's this isolation, even though it is a one on one sport. unlike basketball, you're guarding the guy, you're right there with the guy, you have this communication. you have this distance between you which can be very lonely in a way. >> it is, and you're dealing with your inner challenges. just you. there's no teammates to give you support poor encouragement. it's just you. you see a lot of tennis players talking to themselves or smacking their leg in frustration. >> jimmy: who's your favorite player? >> it's hard to go past the big three. federer and joke and nadal. i met chris everett, that was
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awesome. chris everett's a bad-ass. >> jimmy: you're too young to really have seen chris everett in action. >> am i, though? i'll take it. >> jimmy: i think so. >> i'll take t ait, and obvious serena's the best of all time. she's the greatest. and i just, as tennis player, but as a general athlete. i had a chance to watch coco play and naomi. i'm a big naomi fan and love everything she's doing. >> jimmy: you're really getting into tennis. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i wonder, if you could pick up another sport to play professionally, would that be the sport? >> yeah, probably, then i don't have to watch my words when i'm talking about former teammates and stuff like that, because i ain't got none. >> jimmy: you'd have nobody to blame but yourself. but you'd probably tear up a few coaches along the way. >> beat the hell out of a few rackets maybe. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. this is kobe's book. it's called "legacy and the
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>> jimmy: our next guest is a talented young man you know from "black- ish," which returns to abc later this month. but first, he stars alongside rita wilson in the movie "boy genius." it opens in select theaters & on vod friday. please welcome miles brown. [cheers and ♪ >> good, good, good. >> jimmy: this is nice, now i'm
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the tall one again. how are you doing? >> i'm good. how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm good. did you get to meet kobe? >> i did. >> jimmy: you love basketball, right? >> yes, i've played since i was 2 or 3 years old. so that's my favorite sport. >> jimmy: i know that about you, are you a lakers fan? >> it's very complex. my favorite basketball player has been lebron james. ever since i was born he's been in the league. i've supported the lakers because they're from l.a., my whole family is lakers fans. >> jimmy: you decided not to be a lakers fan. >> i support them as well, they're my hometown. >> jimmy: what if they played against each other. >> that is tough. i don't know. i've always went to those games because those are like special games for me. >> jimmy: who are you rooting for at those games?
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>> i don't know. somebody's got to win, right? >> jimmy: this must be great when your favorite player from your favorite team went to your other favorite team. >> exactly. >> jimmy: are you still on board with the lakers or with the cavaliers for no reason at all? >> i'm still rooting four tr th cavs. but i'm supporting the lakers even more, because my favorite basketball player is on the team. >> jimmy: i feel like i don't have an answer an at at all fro. >> it's very complicated. i have to explain it to everybody. >> jimmy: let's move on to this. this is at your house. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: what happened, you were knocked unconscious by a basketball? >> this was right at our house when we moved. i was super excited, like i had my dad take the picture. you're right. i wasn't thinking about why i was laying on the ground like unconscious like that.
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>> jimmy: this was something you had installed at the house? or it was already there with your name on it? >> no, it was installed. these are ucla colors, not laker colors. >> jimmy: you are an ucla fan. >> yeah, that's my favorite colors. i always wanted to have a basketball court. before we moved it was not really that good. so for me to have that in the back yard was awesome. >> jimmy: do you play on it often. >> all the time. i was on there about four hours ago. my friends come over all the time and we play 1b1s. they owe me some money. >> jimmy: do you really bet on the game? >> no, that was just for fun. >> jimmy: do your friends have jobs? >> yeah, most of my friends are on tv. one of my friends is a kids bot kid. >> jimmy: you have a friend who's a kids bop? >> he's been my best friend
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since i was born. >> jimmy: do you guys make fun of him for being a kids bop kid? >> no, he's really good at what he does. >> jimmy: yeah, we would torture him. >> no. he's super dope. >> jimmy: your tv dad, anthony anderson, he promised your tv sister he'd buy her a car. >> yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: which to me, i believe he should also buy you a car. >> i know. >> jimmy: if he's going to buy her a car. and what are your thoughts on this? >> i wasn't there when it happened. i watched when it happened. so i've always been very observant to see if i'm going to get a car as cld somethi somein greater value. you will accept. >> equal or great other value. >> jimmy: she has not received this car yet. >> no, i don't know if she has to do something to deserve the car. >> jimmy: he said he was just going to give her the car. >> i hope it's a good car
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because i can get something really good. hopefully he treats all his kids the same. hopefully he does not have favorites. >> jimmy: what kind of car would you like him to buy you? >> well, not my dream car, but the car i hope to get when i turn 16 is a mercedes g wagon. >> jimmy: that's what he should buy you, yeah. >> he should buy me one of those cars. i've known him for six years. >> jimmy: it's been too long. i think he should buy you a car now. each time i have this conversation he calls me the next day and curses at me. >> oh, gosh. well, thank you for that. >> jimmy: really adult language. keep pushing him on that car. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and are you in school right now? >> yeah, i started school about a month ago on august 20th i think. i am a freshman now. which is pretty crazy. >> jimmy: are you going to real school or tv school? >> i do online home school. >> jimmy: that's not real school. does that work for you?
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are you learning? >> yeah, i'm definitely learning. i'm learning the exact same things i do if i go do a real school. it's real school, but. >> jimmy: what's 12 times seven? >> uh. is it -- >> jimmy: it's a joke from the monologue. >> i was watching back stage. i saw that. >> jimmy: this is why we have to get you in a real school. >> i'm a freshman. i'm a freshman. i'm still growing. >> jimmy: you play a boy genius in this movie, right? >> yeah, i play the boy genius. i'm really excited for that to come out. i'm super pumped to film that. it was my first movie i've got to film. being with rita wilson, it's super awesome. >> jimmy: she'll buy you a car. i bet if anthony doesn't buy you a car, rita wilson and tom hanks
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will buy you a car. >> everybody on that cast was super fun to work with. it was a really fun movie to be on and i'm excited for you guys to see it. >> jimmy: you got a fun life, a basketball court, cars coming from possibly more than one party. >> that is very good news. >> jimmy: you've got a kids bop best friend across the street. what's wrong with all that. >> i know, exactly? >> jimmy: and what time do you have to wake up for online school? whenever you feel like it, right? >> now that -- [ applause ] that's the cool part. i will say. >> jimmy: do you pack a lunch for online school or go to post mat mates or something like that? >> i don't think you go to post mates. i think post mates go to you. >> jimmy: what's 12 times seven, you smart guy. >> no reverses. no reverses. this is on you. >> jimmy: miles brown, everybody. "boy genius" opens in select theaters and vod friday.
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and we'll return with music from marina. ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the all new, 2019 a-class, mercedes benz. the best or nothing.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank kobe bryant and miles brown, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first this is her album "love and fear", here with the song "karma," marina. ♪ ♪ heartbreaker real faker getting off on bad behavior ♪ ♪ i know you inside and out, out, out you're losing your temper do you think they ♪ ♪ won't remember you're only sorry when you're coming down, down, down ♪ ♪ i know real hearts don't lie
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take it from me i know ♪ ♪ you'll see in time take it from me it's funny how it all goes down ♪ ♪ don't be sorry when it comes around i'm like oh my god ♪ ♪ i think it's karma ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ain't it funny how it all adds up ♪ ♪ when you're always tryna push your luck i'm like oh my god ♪ ♪ i think it's karma ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh oh, my god i ♪ ♪ ahh ahh oh, my god i think it's karma ♪ ♪ it starts with one snowball then you watch the dominoes fall ♪ ♪ you carried on and on without a doubt, doubt, doubt doubt, doubt, doubt ♪ ♪ so vicious this cycle when you live in sweet denial ♪ ♪ but you'll be sorry when you're coming down, down, down i know ♪ ♪ real hearts don't lie
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take it from me i know you'll see in time ♪ ♪ take it from me it's funny how it all goes down don't be sorry when ♪ ♪ it comes around i'm like oh, my god i think it's karma ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ain't it funny how it all adds up when you're always ♪ ♪ tryna push your luck i'm like oh my god i think it's karma ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh oh my god i ahh ♪ ♪ think it's karma oh my god i think it's karma and when your world ♪ ♪ comes crashing down it won't save you all of the money in this town ♪ ♪ it won't save you won't save your reputation now it won't save ♪ ♪ you ooh real hearts don't lie
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take it from me ♪ ♪ i know you'll see in time take it from me it's funny how it ♪ ♪ all goes down don't be sorry when it comes around i'm like ♪ ♪ oh my god i think it's karma ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ain't it funny how ♪ ♪ it all adds up when you're always tryna push your luck i'm like ♪ ♪ oh my god i think it's karma ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh oh my god ♪ ♪ i ahh think it's karma oh, my god ♪ ♪ i think it's karma oh, my god i ahh think it's karma ♪ ♪
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