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us. on jimmy kimmel live dr. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- dr. phil mcgraw. from "wu-tang an american saga", method man. and music from shaed. and now, keep your distance, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. thank you for all the clapping. it's very nice. thanks for joining us on, i don't know if you know this, a very special day here in the united states, today, in case you haven't already been celebrating is beyonce's birthday, 38 years old today. she's one of the very few people
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in the world who when she blows out her candles doesn't have to make a wish. she's got that fan going all the time. if you're watching the show tonight, which you most certainly are not, happy birthday. [cheers and applause] it is nice to have something to celebrate. because everything else in the world has gone completely nuts. there is a catholic school in nashville, tennessee who has made the educated decision to ban harry potter books from the library. the man who runs the school believes the incantations in the book could conjure evil spirits. for real. it's an actual statement from the referendum dan rehill who says the curse and spells used in the book are actual curses and spells which risk conjuring evil spirits into the presence of the person reading the text. this is not someone who lives in
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a mental institution. this is the lead educateder in a school in the united states of america. referend reverend rehill says he consulted in rome. and they got rid of the books. we reached out to the school, and we are joined now by father dan rehill of the st. edwards school in nashville. that's right. he's with us, let's go to him now. hello, reverend. [cheers and applause] >> listen, you godless hollywood sodomite. >> jimmy: blessings upon you, too. appreciate you taking time. why are you banning the harry potter books? >> why am i banning the books? >> jimmy: yes, why are you banning piece beloved books? >> because the curses when read aloud can summon demons, it seems obvious to me why i banned them. >> jimmy: if that were true, if
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the spells summoned demons when you read them aloud, wouldn't there be millions of demons out there already? >> there are, have you ever been to a six flags? >> jimmy: that's silly. >> most people read books to themselves, no conjuring, no problem. that is not a problem. then some dummy dad reads them out loud to his kids and blamo, the devil. with a big red penis and everything. can't get the picture out of my mind. >> jimmy: what about the harry potter movies? people have been watching those for years. they all say the spells out loud. >> hmm. excuse me for one sec. let me just give that a little thought. >> jimmy: reverend? it's -- >> i'll be right back.
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>> jimmy: what's going on there, reverend? >> ah, ah, ah. >> jimmy: reverend? >> okay, i got the answer now. >> jimmy: what is the answer? >> movies don't count. >> jimmy: reverend, are you huffing paint? that's very dangerous. >> relax, it's holy paint. do you think i'd huff regular paint? i'm not some kind of nut. >> jimmy: you shuould probably stop that. >> i wish i could, but i love it too much. >> jimmy: are the spells in harry potter the only spells we should be worried about? or are there other spells to fear? ? th >> that is a great question, jose. evil spells are everywhere, every time michael jackson sings
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"mama say, mama saw." skut excuse me, i have to go to the mini van. >> jimmy: i appreciate your time so much. ban something. doing the lord's work. [cheers and applause] president trump finally getting the money for that wall of his. the pentagon yesterday agreed to transfer $3.6 billion from their budget, the military budget, to help pay for his wall, which, well, nancy pelosi today said canceling the military construction projects they'll now have to cut is going to undermine our national security and the quality of life of our troops, which may be true, but on the other hand, now we'll have a wall. his taj-ma-wall. some suggest that taking the money from the military to pay for this violates his campaign promise. >> i will build a great, great
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wall on our southern border. and i will have the department of defense pay for that wall. we will build a wall. and our defense budget will pay for the wall. who's going to pay for the wall? >> u.s. military! >> better believe it. >> jimmy: let me tell you something about that wall. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that wall, that wall is like donald trump's sex life. he talks a big game, but in the end, he will not be able to get it up. [cheers and applause] thanks, everybody. this is a, i know i say this every night, but this is a crazy story. this story tells you everything you need to know about our president. over the weekend he incorrectly tweeted that hurricane dorian was headed for alabama. and then the weather service in alabama had to tweet, alabama will not see any impact from dorian. we repeat, no impact from hurricane dorian will be felt across alabama. the system will remain too far
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east. the president didn't like that, because he said it was coming, and now they're saying it's not, and he lashed out at among others abc news. he's insisting that the hurricane was originally forecast to head toward alabama, which it was not. then he moved on to the next crazy thing. and he forgot about for one person, him, he had a visual aid. watch this. >> we had actually our original chart was tra hat it was going be hitting florida directly, maybe i could just see that kevin. it was going to be hitting directly, and that would have affected a lot of other states, but that was the original chart. >> jimmy: okay, so twice he said that was the original chart. let's zoom in. you can see someone drew a circle with what seems to be a sharpie. so the original chart now
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includes alabama. now this was the real original chart. which did not include alabama. and this is what trump showed us today with alabama in it. so the question is, who at the white house would do this? could it be someone who loves sharpies? >> a sharpie, i said do me a favor. can you make the pen in black? make it look rich? he said not only can we do that, we can put your signature on. see, that's your signature right there. >> jimmy: that's right. he's not even trying to hide the lies anymore. not only do we have fake news, we now have fake weather, too. i'm hoping we get fake sports, because i want to see the mets went the world series, but. [ applause ] he really must think we're a bunch of idiots. hey, they leelected me presiden. let's see what other dumb crap they'll go for. i'm sure the russian love this. they're not the only ones trying to meddle in our elections.
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according to a study from nyu, most of the meddling could come on instagram. there's a lot of fake stuff. you know when you see photos and people look happy? they're not. most of the intentionally misleading posts will be spread not by russians but by americans. basically, putin took off our training wheels and gave us a shove and now we're doing it on our own. for instance, what appears to be a pair of breasts might instead be a very attractive man's rear end. [cheers and applause] >> yeah, thanks. >> jimmy: have you been doing squats? >> no, no, no exercise for me. >> jimmy: and another threat to the election are these what they call deep-fake videos. they take clips and manipulate them to make it look as if someone did or said something
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they did not do. this video of donald trump and mike pence might not be authentic. >> ladies and gentlemen, all rise for brooklyn ♪ now i called you a lip synch assassin this season. how do you plan to come out on top tonight? >> do you mean beside the loose pearls and razor blades? >> well, the stage is where i'm most comfortable. i'm just going to go here and live my very best life. this only happens once. >> so who's here supporting you tonight? ? i have my mommy here. thank you, mother heights. thank you. >> brooklyn, how do you plan to use that big, fat ass in
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tonight's lip synch smackdown? >> so, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for brooklyn heights. ♪ >> jimmy: you see? the fake part of it. all right, so back to this hurricane. this morning in florida, police were alerted to the fact that 15 kilos of coe cacaine had washed on the beach. this is one of the packages. it was quite a discovery. a guy was walking on the beach and found this stuff. joining us live from cocoa beach is the man who found the 15 kilos. >> so excited. holy moly i'm excited. >> jimmy: i was told you found something on the beach. >> i found something that looked like drugs, and i smelled it and
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sure enough, 12 kilos of cocaine. >> jimmy: i thought it was 15 kilos. >> sorry, it's really windy, jimmy baby. liefk i was saying, it's not itt every day you find six and a half kilos of cocaine on the beach. >> jimmy: how's the weather? >> it's bad, really bad. i'm going to hunker down and work on this idea for a screenplay. this guy kicks some serious ass. he's strolling down the beach and finds two kilos of cocaine. >> jimmy: stay safe, goose. be careful with that hurricane. >> hell, yeah, i will, man. people are saying they're finding cocaine on the beach down here. i haven't seen any. >> jimmy: oh. >> there's my ride, there's my ride. whee! >> jimmy: goose. hey, we got a great show for you. tonight on the show, we have music from shaed, method man is here, and we'll be right
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so please join us for all that. for 17 seasons of tv our first guest has been rubbing a salve of hot texas queso into the loins of a troubled nation on his syndicated talk show "dr. phil." a new season, weirder than ever before, premieres monday. please welcome the wise and whiskered, dr. phil mcgraw. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i think one of these days you're going to run out of adjectives. >> jimmy: no, no, i never will. >> wise, which skered. >> jimmy: you're not weird, you're a little bit weird. would you disagree with that
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statement? >> vehemently. >> jimmy: you would. you don't think of yourself as a little bit weird? >> no, i don't think of myself as weird. >> jimmy: oh, well, we do. >> i'm weird for being here, putting up with this [ bleep ]. [ applause ] you got to be a little weird to put up with this [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: happy birthday. it was your birthday on sunday. >> i don't really think of them as birthdays. i think of them as personal records of successive days lived. a personal record avenevery day. >> jimmy: that's a good way of looking at it. did oprah call you for your birthday? >> no, she hasn't yet. >> jimmy: does she usually call you on your birthday? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: and this year you didn't get a call. >> but she will. >> jimmy: it was sunday, it's gone. >> we always call each other the week of our birthday. we talk a lot. it's not like every six months or something.
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she'll call. >> jimmy: how often do you speak to oprah on the phone? >> a lot. >> jimmy: what's a lot, once a month? >> not enough that it's a problem. >> jimmy: uh-huh. what did your -- >> she talks to robin as much as she talks to me. >> jimmy: you call her robin, i call her dr. phyllis. what did she do to celebrate your birthday this year? >> we went to new york, teufelly. >> jimmy: oh, you did, you went to the jonas brothers concert. >> yes. >> jimmy: was that your birthday surprise? >> it wasn't a surprise. it's been sked isualed for a year. >> jimmy: i sigh. you went because, i don't know, maybe you went because you love the joe bros. >> i do. they're good friends. >> jimmy: what's your favorite song? >> i like the new songs. i like -- [ laughter ] you think i doesn't know. >> jimmy: well, yeah. we all do right now,
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[ applause ] >> i like, i like "sucker". i like "cool". i like "human". >> jimmy: are those real songs? >> you don't know? >> jimmy: i'm not part of the jonas brothers family. >> i'm sure there's going to be a bitch bookin' them. >> jimmy: your son is a musician and he opened for the jonas brothers at madison square gardens. >> he did. >> jimmy: it has to be amazing to you and your wife. >> when you see the place sold out to the rafters, it's really fun. >> jimmy: did you see people in the audience like what the hell is dr. phil doing here? >> sorlt of, we raised up like the band over there with a lot of security and stuff. >> jimmy: that's great. >> it is. both my kids are doing great. they're kind of putting me in the rear view mirror, and they can take care of me in my old
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age. >> jimmy: and you are gating ther there, it's happening. next year is a big year, it's a 70th birthday, right? >> yes. and i hope i make it. >> jimmy: you'll make it. how did you end up at joe jonas' wedding? >> we've been friends for a good while. >> jimmy: well, through your son? >> that's how i met him. yeah. >> jimmy: and he said we're inviting the whole mcgraw family to our wedding? >> pretty much. >> jimmy: then you on instagram, i feel like you screwed up here. because they posted a photograph. and their wedding was very secretive, it was held in paris, right? >> no, see, that's where you're screwed up. it wasn't in paris. >> jimmy: where was it? >> you're getting ready to say i gave it away. that's bull [ bleep ]. i got a bad rap on that. >> jimmy: okay, let's see. what it says here is easy now, one week to go, ha, see you at
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the wedding. now, then in the news, it was, whoops, dr. phil just revealed joe jonas and sophie turner's wedding day. dr. phil gave away, dr. phil phl accidently revealed. was the wedding date one week from that photograph? >> i didn't know you had evidence. >> jimmy: i have evidence. i always have evidence. [ applause ] you know i'm a prosecutor at heart. >> no, it wasn't a week. but it was pretty close. >> jimmy: it was pretty close. >> but it wasn't in paris. nobody knew where it was. >> jimmy: it was in france, though, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: where's paris, may i ask? you're under oath? >> it's a long way from where the wedding was in france. and it was, by the way, on the hottest day in the history of france. not in the hottest day since the weather channel started, the hottest day in the history of
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france. louis the xiv. i lost a lot of weight. >> jimmy: did they get mad at you for posting that? >> no. >> jimmy: nobody said anything? nobody said oh, god, i knew we shouldn't have invited dr. phil! we're trying to keep this secret. >> i don't think it ever occurred to them until now. >> jimmy: it's all over the news. >> i'm sure they're sitting watching right now. because you're such a big fan of theirs. >> jimmy: i know those guys from when they were little kids. i practically raised them. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: they're nice guys. >> they are nice guys. >> jimmy: i just think it's weird that they invited you to the wedding. >> why is that weird? because you didn't invite me to yours? [ crowd reacts ] >> jimmy: no, that has nothing to do would it. >> apparently, it does. you have some standard you don't think they have.
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>> jimmy: did we just touch on something? were you upset that i didn't invite you to my wedding? [ applause ] >> was any. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, i still am. >> jimmy: you are. i'm sorry. had i known, i would have invited you to the wedding. had i known you cared, i absolutely would have. >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: here's the thing. no joefs. i feel like when dr. phil shows up there's bad news. >> you said no offense, but. but means get ready.ready. >> jimmy: bam marshera reaches out to you u when a celebrity reaches out to dr. phil, boom, we hit rock bottom, yes? >> people don't normally call me first. >> jimmy: you're not the first doctor on the list. >> i can't tell you how many tens of thousands of letters i get that say this is the end. i'm at the end of my rope. this is the last stop on the
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subway. why doesn't somebody call me first when [ bleep ] goes a little wrong. give me a ring! okay? don't wait until the wheels have come off. [cheers and applause] don't wait until everything's gone to hell and then say, okay, whee we'll call the bald die aguy an what he has to say. >> jimmy: not just me, i feel like we've all been insensitive to you, to the fact that you're a real human being, beneath this tough exterior, where you're pounding people and calling them dope, you're dumber than a june bug up a, you know, up a monkey's butt and all that kind of stuff, that there's a person that's hurting inside. >> well, i do suffer from ethasagora phobia. >> jimmy: what's that? >> the fear of being forgotten or ignored. >> jimmy: oh, you will never be
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♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hello, we are back with dr. phil mcgraw. the 18th season premiere of "dr. phil" premieres monday. how many shows have you shot already? >> probably 20, 25. >> jimmy: and the thing is this bam margera thing. he reached out to you, and you took him in to your show. >> well, he, he started posting things, i guess, on instagram or whatever, he was down in austin in a hotel room, kind of on the zone. and started saying i'm in trouble, and i don't trust anybody except dr. phil, like no pressure. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and he says i'll talk to him. i'll do anything he says, and i said if you want to talk to me, i told my staff, come see me, you know where i am. and he said i've been thrown off the last three airplanes i've been on. i don't know if i can get there.
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and i said if you want to come see me, get on the airplane, sit down, shut up and come see me. >> jimmy: how is he doing now? >> i think he's doing a serious, concerted effort to turn things around. which i hope he does, because he has a lot of young people who look up to him. he's in rehab. and, look, when you really have a problem with drugs or alcohol, it's not unusual for there to be six or seven relapses before you finally get a grip on it. and so who knows if this will be the time. >> jimmy: so you put him in rehab. >> i put him in detox first. >> jimmy: well, then did he escape or left? >> he left without permission. he stayed for a day. >> jimmy: without permission, he got a tattoo that says dr. phil on it. and it's a heart combination
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heart star, which is very creative. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: and how do you feel about that, dr. phil? >> well, he's a fan, but i would have preferred he stayed where he was. >> jimmy: if anything, if he's out getting his name your name tattooed on him, what an honor. >> he got the tattoo, went to a hotel on sunset and probably got arrested. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> then he went back and stayed for a couple days and back and out again. but now he's heading down. >> jimmy: would it be smart for him to get your number tattooed on him? in case somebody needs to call? >> maybe a bar code. you swipe and it rings the phone. >> jimmy: how do you feel about the country, the general state of the union right now? >> it's troubling to me, because i think we've lost human connection. you know, and i've said it before. always we've been able to have disagreements and disagree and
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then go on and have a relationship, respect each other as human beings, and now it doesn't seem that way, somebody disagrees with you, boycott them, black ball them, do this, do that. you don't ever resolve anything by turning away from each other. you resolve things by turning towards each other and talking it through and resolving by hearing each other out and finding some middle ground. and there's no dialog now. >> jimmy: you're saying we shouldn't be building a wall. [ applause ] is that what you're saying? >> i'm saying there is a big wall between the left and the right, right now. and i don't get into politics one side or the other. >> jimmy: well, you did really get into politics inadvertently. because you're the first national television exposure which elizabeth warren had was on guess whose show. >> let's go through the rest of
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this real quick. >> catch up on your utility payments where you're behind so that's not a problem. keep payin' those student loans because they'll stay after you. but you've got to hit those credit cards. minimum monthly payment, that's for suckers. they're stealing from you, and you're saying here, take my money, don't do that. pay down extra, pay down extra, and pay down extra again until it's gone. >> jimmy: now did she get your name tattooed on her body as well? >> not as far as you know. >> jimmy: that's kind of strange, isn't it? >> liz warren is a really good friend. i really love her personally, she's smart, she's funny, hard-working, harvard law professor. this is a really bright lady. i don't agree with all her political positions, but i tell you what, as a quality human being, you won't find a better woman than she is. >> jimmy: is she too smart to be the president of the united states? >> depends on who you're
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comparing her to. >> jimmy: dr. phil, everybody. season 18 of dr. phil premieres monday. we'll be back with method man. ♪ the restless. ved for those who need to... move. and roar. and ride. up, down, over... ...powering through. this seat is for those that get down in it. into the fray. the arena. this seat is not for spectators. ♪ ♪ boom goes the dynamite, club yoko plays ] ♪ feels like i'm taking flight. ♪ [sfx: poof]
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♪ >> jimmy: our next guest is a founding member of the wu-tang clan. his new tv show takes us back to when odb was a ydb. "wu-tang: an american saga" is streaming now on hulu. please welcome method man.
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[cheers and ♪ >> jimmy: you know, you were, i assume you remember this, although you were pretty high at the time. >> hey, i was. >> jimmy: you were, in the first year of the show, i would have a co-host every night for the week, and you were one of the original co-hosts, and we had a lot of fun, right? >> yeah, we did, we did. you set me up a couple of times, but it was fine. >> jimmy: who did i set you up with? >> kelly osbourne. i said some off-color stuff. >> jimmy: did i do that? >> yeah. but the last night of stg you surprised me with skis. >> jimmy: oh, as a gift. >> as a gift. and i'm lookin' like, black people don't ski. >> jimmy: why did i give you
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skis? >> i have no idea. maybe you wanted me to trash into a tree or something. >> jimmy: did you use the skis? >> no, what actually happened is i put them in storage. and i must have left it in storage for at least ten years. who leaves stuff in storage for ten years, anyone? >> jimmy: yeah, i do. >> it was one of those ghetto ones, by the time i got back in there, the skis were gone. >> jimmy: terrific. i'll get you some new skis if you think you might use them. >> if you do it, i'll use them. i'll send you footage. >> jimmy: you had the great documentary series about the group, about wu-tang. and now you followed it up with a scripted series. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is interesting. it must be odd to see people playing you and your friends. >> wu-tang, an american saga actually premieres, wu-tang wednesday on hulu. >> jimmy: mm-hm.
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and so -- [cheers and applause] this show, as a young man, you really worked at the statue of liberty. >> best job i ever had. >> jimmy: really? >> best job i ever had. >> jimmy: you loved working there. what was so great about it? >> brad hill, shout out to mr. hill, still there. they would hire kids like myself, straight off the street. i didn't have any id, nothing. it was kind of like a trust system, know what i mean? and we got paid in cash. >> jimmy: really? >> the fact that they would bring us in and a lot of us robbed them blind behind the scenes, but they would still hire these underprivileged kids. >> jimmy: you robbed the statue of liberty? >> i'm not saying i did it. actually, i didn't. i loved that job. let's put it that way. that's why i'm still well come there to this day. >> jimmy: what was your job? >> i did garbage. don't look down on garbage. that was a step up from doing the counters. if you watch the of mice and men
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documentary, i went back to visit my old job and still knew how to run the place. i did a little sweepin' up. >> jimmy: you remember the inscription at the base of the statue of liberty? >> i've never been there, i can't tell you. give me your tired and your huddled masses? >> jimmy: how long did you work there? >> i worked there five years. >> jimmy: just that that's all you know of it. >> i know she's there, yeah. >> jimmy: light being ting the . >> lighting the way. yay america! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: on the tv show, they call you shotgun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was your first nickname. >> that was my nickname period, the only nickname i ever had. >> jimmy: is method man a nickname? >> that's a street name. you know, you get caught doing something, they're like method man did it. >> jimmy: that's clever, really. why shotgun?
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why were you called shotgun? >> it was a name that my father's friend had gave me when i was younger. ly i had gotten one of those little cap guns. you probably know. >> jimmy: my mother wouldn't let me have one. other kids had them and i was jealous. >> would you have been jealous of me then. my father's friend seen that i would take it with me everywhere and the name stuck. my mom still calls me shotgun. >> jimmy: your mom calls you shotgun. your real name's clifford. does anyone call you cliff or clifford? >> mainly people who don't know me. >> jimmy: you're on this podcaspodcast marvel. >> i have over 30,000 books. i've been collecting since i was 13. >> jimmy: those aren't in the storage place with the skis, are they? do you have any good ones?
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[ applause ] >> yeah, yeah, actually, they were in the same storage unit. they didn't pay attention to the books. i bag and board them. i bag them and board them and put them in these boxes. anyone who collects comics knows exactly what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: you have to be on the lookout for nordic thieves. >> exactly. >> jimmy: what's the first one. >> my first appearance 181. >> jimmy: do you have any idea what it's worth? >> they appraised it for me. i think it came in at $5,000. >> jimmy: you'd never part with that. >> no. no. >> jimmy: do you ever read it? >> i've read it, but i've never open thad particul opened that particular book. >> jimmy: the podcast, it's like scripted. >> it's scripted like actually acting, but you're in a booth. >> jimmy: was that a dream come true for you? >> anything with marvel is a
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dream come true. coy i could be in the credits for "avengers" for sweeping the floor, loading the camera. >> jimmy: did you tell them i'm a big fan. >> i tried that, i put up a picture on my instagram and took it down. i work out a lot now. >> jimmy: that explains all your muscles. >> so i'm trying to tell them, i have a super hero's physique. i'm ready. not to mention that i fight crime at night. once i leave here, i'm going to be a busy dude. >> jimmy: you're too real for them. >> that's what it is. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. i'm sorry about the skis. that's really disappointing. but method man! what is the name of the podcast? >> marvels. also, nike. them dunks, i'm going to need a pair. i said it here on jimmy kimmel.
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>> jimmy: you don't have one? >> no. >> jimmy: nike, you better get to work. >> jimmy: method man! "wu-tang: an american saga" is on hulu now. and we'll return with music from shaed. ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by the 2020 g-class. mercedes benz, the best or nothing.
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank dr. phil and method man, and fred willard. apologies to matt damon. nightline is next but first this is their album "melt," here with the song "trampoline," shaed! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ i've been havin dreams jumpin' on a trampoline
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flippin' in the air i never land just ♪ ♪ float there as i'm looking up suddenly the sky erupts flames alight the trees spread to fallin leaves ♪ ♪ now they're right upon me wait if i'm on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying ♪ ♪ i never feel so loved i've been having dreams ahh ah splashin in a summer stream ♪ ♪ ahh ah trip and i fall in i wanted it to happen my body turns to ice ♪
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♪ ahh ah crushin weight of paradise ahh ah solid block of gold ♪ ♪ lying in the cold i feel right at home ♪ ♪ wait if i'm on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so loved ♪ ♪ wait if i'm on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying i never feel so loved ♪ ♪ ahh ah ahh ah ah ah ♪
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♪ i never feel so loved ahh ahah ♪ ah la la la ♪ ♪ lah ahh ah la ♪ ♪ la la lah ahh ♪ ♪ ah la la la ♪ ♪ lah ahh ah la ♪ ♪ la la lah ahh ♪ ♪ ah wait if i'm on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying ♪ ♪ i never feel so loved wait if i'm on fire how am i so deep in love when i dream of dying ♪ ♪ i never feel so loved ♪ [cheers and applause]
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