we appreciate your time. >> we're very >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, kirsten dunst, june diane raphael, and music from clairo. and now, heading this way, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's wonderful to have you here. thank you for joining us on a wonderful, on this special night of feet and balls. a new nfl season kicked off tonight. this is the nfl's 100th season, which means everyone who saw the first game is now officially dead, except bernie sanders.

he's going great. 100 seasons, which seems like enough, right? i think we get it now. quick question for those of you in our studio audience. how many of you are on vacation right now? [cheers and applause] the reason i ask is because weirdly, it's become unusual, according to a study done by the u.s. travel association, more than half of american workers do not use all their vacation days, which is confusing, because based on what i see on instagram, it seems like all anyone ever does is go on vacation. but they say that last year alone, u.s. workers left almost 800 million days of vacation on the table. they didn't take those days off. i guess ferris buehler's sacrifice meant nothing to us at all. the only american who's really using his vacation is donald trump. the president has been -- [ applause ] i have to hand it to him. he has been very hard at work not working lately. the first item on trump's schedule today, and this is

true, was at 11:45. people who work at marijuana dispensaries get to work earlier than that. his daily schedule. by the way, there's no commute. he works in the house. daily schedule is basically wake up, tv, tv, tweet, tweet, yell at reporters in front of a helicopter. eat, tweet, tv tweet, eat, sleep, repeat. [ applause ] he had one public event on his schedule this week. he presented the medal of freedom to nba hall-of-famer jerry west. that was it this week. last week he had one event on his schedule. he had a ceremony notice rose garden to authorize the new space force. even ben carson is saying you might want to pick up the pace on this. it's a little weird when fwar mow is working harder than the president of the united states. >> that's right. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: the president did find time in his schedule to come up

with a nickname for the star of "will & grace" today. this morning he wrote bad actress, debra "the mess" messing is in hot water. good one, donnie. she wants to create a black list of trump supporters and is accuse the of mccarthyism and of being a racist balecause of the things she said about blacks and mental illness. if roseanne barr said it, she would have been thrown off television. she was thrown off television. will nbc continue to allow a racist. watch the double standard. he does have a point. this is america. the only racist who should be allowed to have a tv show is him. really, he's the president. remember when donald trump vowed to take out isis? i guess that didn't happen, so he's going after "will & grace", and debra "the mess" messing.

but that's what happens when you have nothing to do all day. idle hands are the devil's tiny workshop. he pushed back against reports that he wasn't working much. they rere-leased his schedule, call kings of places, do stuff, lead, and sharpie. i have no problem with the president not working. in fact, that is what i want. i don't want him working. you know you're on a bad road trip when you're glad the driver fell asleep at the wheel. that's how i look at it. so trump's number one focus today was to try to convince us yet again that he wasn't wrong about this hurricane heading toward alabama. yesterday he showed a map that was altered with a sharpie that said the hurricane could hit alabama. and today he tweeted six times about this today.

alabama was going to be hit or grazed, and then hurricane dorian took a different path. the fake news knows this very well. that's why they're the fake news. certain models strongly suggested that alabama and georgia would be hit. the great state of alabama would have been hit or grazed. what i said was accurate. just as i said, alabama was originally projected to be hit. i was with you all the way, alabama. the fake news media was not. there is no question in my mind he now wants alabama to be hit by a hurricane. he's dying for this to happen. [ applause ] if you are in birmingham, huntsville, mobile, nothing would make him happier than to see you guys wiped out tonight. today, by the way, do you remember that anonymous op ed in the "new york times" written by an unknown senior member of his administration? well, this person rowrote that lot of people in trump's circle were sticking around to keep him from pursuing his worst

impulses. this person said their plan was to stay and try rein him in. that was a plan, you get an f-minus, because it did not work. the article said, the quote was there are adults in the room. uh, specifically, adult film stars, but today is the one-year anniversary of that op ed, which was titled, i am part of the resistance. we still don't know who wrote this. today the times released a video interview with the writer. i think if you pay attention there are some clues to be found here. >> you claim to be the author of i'm part of the resistance inside the trump administration, is that correct? ? >> yes. >> and you claim to have close access to the president himself? >> very close. >> how close? >> too close. >> you also purport to be part of the group that resists the president's agenda? >> i mean, yes. >> how do you do that?

how do you resist? >> oh, i do many tings, many tings. i tie his shoelaces together. i lace his adderall with skittles. the toilet seat closed. many things. >> and why are you doing this? >> because he is idiot. i want to go back to new york and do shoppings. how many popeye chickens can this fatty eat? uh, i have to do grooming now. be best. >> jimmy: you know, that could have been anyone. that could have been count chocula's wife for all we know. meanwhile, general john kelly, whom some suggested was the person who wrote that op ed, according to cnn, when he left, he promised the president he wouldn't write a tell-all book while he was still in office. trump promised kelly that he, in turn, would not read a book while in office. it's a little something called

the art of the deal. but i'd raead it, but do we really need a tell-all book from john kelly? seems like his face told us all we need to know about what was going on there. here's one we won't have to wait until trump is out of office for. sarah huckabee sanders is writing a book. we also learned the title. it will be called "this is not a book." and, you know, as press secretary, sarah huckabee sanders worked about as hard as her boss is working. she went 94 days without holding a press briefing. chapter four, sarah sits in her office for a month, evaluating mars bars. i imagined a lot of things would happen to this country when donald trump became president, never predicted it would mean more books. now i'd like that focus on my administration, because from time to time i send my cousin

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>> huh? not very g g oh. nice. i could definitely go for some of this. all right? woo. hmm. >> no. thank you, no. >> for later. mm. uh. mm. that does not go down easy, let me tell you. >> you need some water. >> huh? >> water? >> not for me. said he was looking for his wallet. taking forever. ah, i got his wallet right here. look at this. isn't that nice. woo. let's not tell. tell. 42. want some?

>> no. no. >> all right. more for me. i like this. he's got some fancy stuff, right. he's not going to miss that cash, right? >> oh. >> what's going on here? >> i don't know. >> ooh. >> hi. >> what the hell happened in here? >> he was just admiring your stuff and it dropped. >> dude, god, i just got that last week. >> sorry about that. how much is that? >> that's coming out of your tip. you broke that? >> orange chicken. >> who did? who broke it? >> just slipped, you know, not me, we saw it on the ground. like, you know. >> look, it doesn't matter. how much do i owe you? i can't find my wallet. >> no arms, no head. >> give me a second, i can't find my wallet. >> it's right over here, your boy over here found it. >> how much is it? >> $26.49.

>> i got you. i had like $200 in here. >> oh. >> you found my wallet? >> no. no. i stayed right here. >> i had $200 cash in here. >> i don't know. i just dlifreliver the food. >> what do you mean you don't know? i just pulled the money out of the atm. >> may have been you call the police, check my body. >> i think i know what happened. this will clear everything up. when he found your wallet before, i think maybe he took the money and put it in his pocket. that's why it's not in there. >> you have my money? >> no. >> i tell you what, this is on me. you guys work out the whole wallet thing, but have a good day. >> appreciate it. >> give me my money. >> no. >> look, look. >> you call the police.

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june diane raphael is here. [cheers and applause] then, she is apple music's up next artist. hold on, let me move my hand. well, now it seems con condescending. hold on. her album is called "immunity." clairo from the mercedes-benz stage. you can see clairo live october 15th at the wiltern here in l.a. she is good. you will enjoy her. tomorrow night, nick offerman and keke palmer will be with us, and we'll have music from brockhampton. our first guest is an emmy-nominated performer whom you know from a dump truck-full of great movies and tv shows. you can see her now in one of america's longest-titled shows. watch "on becoming a god in central florida" sunday nights on showtime. please welcome kirsten dunst.

♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: congratulations to you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and thanks for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: you had a baby since the last time you were here. >> last time i was on the show, i nervously told you during a commercial break, i hope i don't throw up. >> jimmy: was i the first to know? >> my family and you. >> jimmy: anything you want to tell me in the next break? >> i could be pregnant. i'm not, not that i know of. >> jimmy: and maybe even more significantly, in the grand scheme of things, you've got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. >> i did, i did. >> jimmy: that was on thursday, right? >> yeah, it was. >> jimmy: last week on thursday. >> yeah, i had a week of anxiety.

i couldn't eat. i hate public speaking. and sophia coppola, we all hate public speaking. >> jimmy: jesse clemons is your fiance. >> we're not married yet. >> jimmy: they spoke on your behalf. >> all terrified speakers. jesse did the best job. >> jimmy: yeah c, he's an actor. >> in the morning i could stomach a noobanana, had a clasf wine. we got there, and i started crying when i saw my publicist. it's so emotional. all your friends and family, it's a historical thing, but it's also really hot and choppers above our head and tourists walking by. i got a good spot, not near hooters. >> jimmy: did you specifically -- >> not like you're wiping a chicken wing off your face and

like oh, kiersten dunst. >> jimmy: that hooters hasn't been there forever. now there are actors who have their star right in front of hooters. >> i think i'm near stevie wonder. i don't have a bad spot. >> jimmy: where is it specifically? >> okay, you walk out of your studio, and you go -- >> jimmy: oh, there it is. >> on labrea and highland. no, hollywood and labrea. >> jimmy: you look thrilled. >> i am. i did it. i really, i -- >> jimmy: your whole family came to the event? >> everybody. my son, all the grandparents. we rode separately, jesse and i so we could focus. but my kid was already there. and meanwhile, the grandpa's like, put him on the star, put him on the star. all these photographers are there, which i wouldn't have

done if i was there. and he's like there. >> jimmy: don't worry, the street's real clean out there. >> he looks like he's peeing maybe. >> jimmy: very cute. >> does he know that man? >> jimmy: that's my father. >> okay. good. his grandparents. that's a relief. so that's a big thing. you're gr you're glad it's over but now it's there. do you walk out on this street? >> there was a hollywood doctor you go to before you do a film and she was right there, but there's no reason for me to go there other than that. >> jimmy: there is like a thing, a hollywood doctor thing. >> they check you up before you go do a film. which basically they check your heart, your breathing. you're good to make a film. >> jimmy: they don't do any examination at all. >> are you alive. >> jimmy: that's it. >> it's true. >> jimmy: i wonder if anyone has failed that examination. if you can call it an

examination. >> utd v >> you'd have to be pretty bad. >> jimmy: if you're a doctor on hollywood boulevard, how good can you be? delousing chewbacca. did jesse run his speech by you before he gave it? >> he did, >> jimmy: you told me last time when you learned that you would be getting the star, your mom was at the super market. >> she's like, i'm crying at vaughan's! >> jimmy: which is usually a sign that things have gone bad at your life. but you're crying. >> the vaughans in the neighborhood is actually really good. >> jimmy: but that makes it worse if you're crying over the vegetables. so you have this going on. >> yes. >> jimmy: how old is your son? >> he's 16 months old. >> jimmy: what's his name?

>> ennis. like an old cowboy name. >> jimmy: it's like dennis without the d. >> exactly. >> jimmy: is he named after someone in your family? >> his middle name is howard. we found it online. you know those baby sites where you keep scrolling? we like that. there's also a town in texas named ennis where jesse's from, and there's a town in ireland. >> jimmy: there's a, tennis is a sport i think. i wonder if there is anyone nanlnan named tennis. >> he could be named tennis. >> jimmy: i offer my services to parents of people i know. and i will say, listen, tell me what you are thinking of naming the kid. tell me, and i'll tell you all the horrible things that >> oh, i can help but that. >> jimmy: you're good at that, too? >> you stick a p in front of it.

there's also, anus. that's not a good one. >> jimmy: it would be worse if it was enis. >> my mom's name is inez, but enis is the german way to pronounce it. >> jimmy: how old were you when you started acting? >> if you count acting at 3. >> jimmy: ennis has a few more months to go before he needs to go to work. >> he's cute enough. i'd put him in an ad or something. why not. >> jimmy: and george clooney is your co-executive producer on this television project. >> i worked with minimhim when on "er." there's this place called smoke. he named his production company off of that. so yeah, i kind of, he, his

production company is in the neighborhood, and he just called me to do the show. >> jimmy: you didn't tell him when you were 13, hey, i'd like to executive produce something with you, should you go on to be a major tv star, i'd like to do something with you. >> yeah, you and me. >> jimmy: it's called "on becoming a god in central florida". kiersten dunst is with us, we'll be right back. ♪upbeat musieverything was so fresh in the beginning. [sniff] ♪ dramatic music♪ but that plug quickly faded.

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>> move that money in your pocket, money in your pocket, money in your pocket. >> jimmy: that is kiersten dunst. it is not an exercise show. >> i'm the jane fonda, guys. my videos are coming out. >> jimmy: i don't know that that clip actually represents what goes on in the show. >> no, my husband, well, if you've seen some of the episodes, he passes away, he gets eaten by an alligator. >> jimmy: in a very comical fashion. >> yes. it's a dark comedy. and he's been attached to this

really awful pyramid scheme taking money from him and i get left with this and have to figure it out because we have a child and i have to pay the mortgage and everything, and it's all been dumped on me, so i kind of am forced to be part of it. >> jimmy: it's an interesting world, that world of this kind of quit your job and sell and be your own person. is it based on anything specific? is it based on something real? >> yeah, amway or herbal life. all those companies that get people who are down and, you know, you can't live off minimum wage, and you're trying to make it and they give you hope, and that's what this show's about. >> jimmy: and then you see someone driving a car that has the name of the product on it. >> all of it. >> jimmy: you got the car, maybe i'll get the car, i'll get the bonuses, move up the ladder. >> you're explaining it great. thank you, jimmy, you did all the hard work for me. >> jimmy: george clooney probably ever even showed up at

the meeting. >> yeah, he was doing catch-22. >> jimmy: you have a baby in the show. >> i do. >> jimmy: the baby's about the same age. do you get your tv baby and are your real baby confused? >> very confused. i can't tell the difference. where's my son? i'm breast-feeding, no, no. it's so wrong. >> jimmy: people do that, though. >> i know, they give milk to other people. >> jimmy: they don't just give milk to other people. there have been in my family. >> milk given? >> jimmy: not just milk given, milk dispensed. >> hey, whatever works. when it comes to well and breast-feeding, you keep your mouth shut, that's what i've learned. >> jimmy: oh. >> you haven't learned that? >> jimmy: i guess not. >> don't want to step on anyone's toes. everyone's very very sensitive. >> jimmy: i just remember hearing stories from when i was a baby, here, feed this. i don't know what it is.

you've got some milk. >> i mean, whatever works. >> jimmy: it seems a little odd. >> hey, man, i feel you. i wouldn't see feeding somebody else's baby. >> jimmy: so you are not feeding the on-set baby. >> no, but i was much more familiar to baby's needs. >> jimmy: you were not providing crap services for the child. >> i could hand the baby, like trash. i remember there was a scene where i had this, you know, paper towel, empty paper towel roll, and i gave it to the baby, and the baby's, like, oh, i love this thing. they love trash. >> jimmy: they like stupid stuff. >> my son wants old credit cards, he wants everything that's not a toy. >> jimmy: that's exactly right. my son's attracted to removes controls. >> jesse and i would sing

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>> jimmy: our next guest is a comedian, actor, writer, and now, an author, too. her new book is called "represent: the woman's guide to running for office & changing the world." please welcome june diane raphael. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> thank you for having me. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i was thinking about your husband, the very funny paul scheer. he was here almost exactly one year ago. >> wow. >> jimmy: and he was talking about your kids, your boys, who were 4 and 2 at the time. how old are they now? >> oh, they're 5 and 3. >> jimmy: that makes perfect sense. everything going well at home? everything good? >> you know, yes. >> jimmy: are they in school now. >> so our oldest just started

kindergarten. and i made the mistake of telling him his birth story just a few days before. and when he was born, the doctor told me to pull him out, and i sat him -- get ready. >> jimmy: what? the doctor told you to pull him out? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was going to say that's your job. >> i look back on it, and i have questions. but i pulled him out, and i sat him on my chest, and the first thing i remember happening in my crazed state was i thought a spider was running across my face, and then i thought i swallowed a spider. and my thought was. >> jimmy: this is not a clean room that i'm in. >> this should be sterile. we're at cedar sinai. and then i realized the baby is peeing directly into my mouth. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> yeah, so i told him this story. >> jimmy: it's a boy! >> we're clear on that. so i told him this story a few days before he started

kindergartenen, and i see him when we walk up to the school immediately start to tell people, i peeed in her mouth. i peed in her mouth. not even saying that's my mom, not even, it was so dehumanizing. >> jimmy: and did you, did you explain? >> i had to. and so we've been, we've been battling that, because he thinks it's hilarious, which it is. i mean, it's just funny. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he wants to tell everyone. without any context. >> jimmy: right, well, that's the key to it is giving no context at all. >> so i'm screaming out in grocery stores, first story! first story. >> jimmy: even that doesn't make sense. >> doesn't make a lick of sense. >> jimmy: maybe you should carry around a pamphlet that explains and hand it to them and leave. did you go on a vacation? >> we spent eight days at

disney. >> jimmy: world or land? >> world. >> jimmy: that's like seven days too many. >> really, almost a fortnight. >> jimmy: eight days. >> too many days. >> jimmy: were you stranded? what happened? >> no, it was elective. my husband, i married into a disney family. >> jimmy: really? ? i had to take vows. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> they identify as part of the culture. it's in their blood. they go to the parks. they go to the rides. they are disney people. >> jimmy: do they wear the matching sweatshirts and everything? especially paul? >> i feel he takes the stance of i'm a disney historian. i'm going to tell you about mr. toad's magic ride, and i have

the original poster, and he's like into the lore and the history. and i'm just like, dutde, you like the rides, it's okay. >> jimmy: which is his favorite ride? >> well, when we spent that time there, by the way, started off the trip as an outsider looking in and really went in like i'm a field reporter, staring at these people with a lot of judgment. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i'm like, wow, they look crazy with turkey legs and tee shirts. and by the end of it, i was one of them. >> jimmy: oh, really? wow. and on what day? [ applause ] >> i know. >> jimmy: on what day did you make the turn, day five? >> it was sooner than that. >> jimmy: sooner than day five. >> when you're changing into a bathing suit in an alley getting ready to go on a ride, you're no

better than anybody else. >> jimmy: your family has the foresight to wear bathing suits on a water ride? that never occurred to me. you get wet and you're drenched for three hours. >> there's another way. >> jimmy: i have to consult with you. >> we come correct. we have water bags, changing bags to put our stuff in. >> jimmy: maybe this will be your next book. >> a how-to guide, how to do disney. >> jimmy: this book is targeted at whom specifically. >> women. >> jimmy: for women who are thinking of running for office. >> this is a guide pook fbook fn who are thinking of office. after the election, donald trump's election. >> jimmy: what? i wasn't told about this. >> i have real news to bring. after the election i was feeling like i think you were, pretty devastated. and i just had my second baby and was like attached to a

breast pump and just like mm, mm, mm, mm. and just like tears, and utter embarrassment for, for what was going on. and i felt like i had to do something more than what i was doing. >> jimmy: and so you come up with a way -- [cheers and applause] to encourage women to run for office. >> that's right. >> jimmy: and there are a lot of offices to run for. >> i co-wrote this book. there are over 500,000 offices to run for in the united states up and down the ballot. >> jimmy: 500,000. >> yeah, a lot. this is really a road map for women who want to figure out how it might work in their real lives. >> jimmy: and gives you real helpful tips. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: what is the number one thing people should know if they're thinking about maybe doing something like this? >> i think the first step, when i asked kate, what should i do,

what's the first thing. she said start telling people. and i was like, shouldn't i know where and how, and the money, and what about the pics i sent that guy in '97? what about these things? >> jimmy: what about the disneyland bathing suit? >> i was screaming at my kids hold ago turkey leg. someone has the footage. >> jimmy: that's not one you want out there necessarily. >> so she said, no. it's incredibly important to tell people right away, because you start to hold yourself accountable. and even naming it and saying the words out loud starts the process. >> jimmy: and then if your friends go oh, no, that's a terrible idea then you know maybe that's not a good idea. >> okay, jimmy, i thought were you going to be supportive of this project. >> jimmy: it demands, i take on a case by case basis. for some people, other people i go no, no, no, no. that's a very interesting

subject, and it's called "represent: the woman's guide to running for office & changing the world" is available now and the world's needing new diapers. we'll return with music from clairo. ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by mercedes amg, driving performance.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank kirsten dunst and june diane raphael, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first this is her album "immunity" here with the song "i wouldn't ask you." clairo! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ i wouldn't ask you to take care of me

oh and i wouldn't ask you to take care of me ♪ ♪ i wouldn't ask you to take care of me oh and i wouldn't ask you to take care of me ♪ this whisper 'round my neck don't get close to me ask about your life ♪ ♪ still in the nose-bleeds laying in your bed call it intimacy wish i could get ♪ ♪ past the security wonder why i wake up living in a made-up dream of you and i ♪ ♪ together there baby wake up time for you to grow up

don't you know that ♪ ♪ life is rarely ever fair i wouldn't ask you to take care of me oh, and i wouldn't ask ♪ ♪ you to take care of me i wouldn't ask you to take care of me oh and i wouldn't ask ♪ ♪ you to take care of me oh and i wouldn't ask ♪ ♪ you to take care of me oh and i wouldn't ask ♪ ♪ you to take care of me i wouldn't ask you to take care of me oh and i wouldn't ask ♪ ♪ you to take care of me i wouldn't ask you

i wouldn't ask you oh, no, no, no, ♪ ♪ to be the one ♪ to be the ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ♪ you'll be all right, you'll be all right ♪ ♪ ♪ caught me by surprise everything i need in my life i wanna call you mine ♪ ♪ wanna be intertwined

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ feels like i've known you for so long ♪ ♪ without you, i don't feel strong ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, ♪ feels like i've known you for so long ♪ ♪ without you, i don't feel so strong ♪ ♪ no, no, no ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ so strong we could be so strong ♪ ♪ so strong, oh, so strong [cheers and applause]

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