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president trump was in town for an adventure that started in palo alto and made a stop here in l.a. >> air force one touched down around 4:15 in the bay area. the president on a fund raising trip expected to bring inasmuch as $15 million for his reelection campaign. >> i love l.a. what's not to love about great weather and an economy that's worth almost $600 billion. >> jimmy: yeah, we love you right back, old pal. athe beginning of a levitra commercial. so he had a fund raising breakfast this morning. last night he appeared at a fund raising dinner where he told supporters we will never be a socialist country, and then he asked them for money. while he was here, trump took time to criticize our cities for the homeless crisis we're experiencing and says he plans to do something about it, which is good. i think it would be great if he let all the homeless people stay

at the trump hotel. i hear they've got a lot of empty rooms. [cheers and applause] so after he got his, thanks, everybody. after he got his money and went down to san diego for more money, and then kept heading south for a stop at the border to check on progress on his wall. >> this is your maximum that you could do, and one thing we haven't mentioned is technology. they're wired so that we will know if somebody's trying to break through, and you may want to discuss that a little, general. >> sir, there could be some advantage to not discussing that. >> that's a good answer. >> jimmy: quiet, dopey, you're going to ruin the surprise. and while not all angelenos welcomed the president to our fair city, you know who didn't stand in invitation today? the taliban, less than two weeks after trump canceled their camp david slumber party, they said

if trump wants to talk their doors are open. of course their doors are open. they live in caves. can you imagine that meeting? the only peace he's going to get with them is a five-piece from kfc. this is the new new national security adviser, robert c. o'brien. trump officially announced him on twitter, he wrote i am pleased to announce robert c. o'brien as the very special envoy for hostage affairs as our new national security adviser. he is a hostage negotiator for real. he got to know trump when he tried to get him to let melania go, and that didn't work out. but they became friends. he's also the guy he sent to swe sweden to free a$ap rocky.

donald trump has now gone through more national security advisers than wives. meile, the first lady has a renovation project going. she's been fixing up the east wing, painting, refurbishing, patching up little fist holes in the wall. among the improvements she's making, she had to get the rug in the diplomatic reception room replaced because foot traffic had warn it down. unfortunately, when they found the old one out in the trash they found her in it and had to make her go blaack inside. she designed a rug for her husband's bathroom. and she designed a rug for mike pence at space force headquarters. the big project was the master bedroom. it is dated. it hasn't been remodelled in quite some time. this is before. and this was after. i think it looks great.

she just wants every room to be best, that's all. wouldn't it be great if melania had a reality show? trapped in that house, angrily sipping martinis, under a huge portrait of grover cleveland. who is dis? speaking of reality shows, the president's former campaign manager, corey lewandowski said a lot of nothing to congress yesterday. they brought him in. he repeatedly refused to answer questions from democrats, and then he took a victory lap on cable news. he was on cnn with alisyn camerota, she was very, very patient with the most annoying person in the world. >> the mueller report was very clear. there was no collusion, no obstruction. >> that's not what the mueller report said, corey. >> it absolutely said that. >> corey. wait a second, hold on, time out, time out. did you read the mueller report?

>> no, i never did. >> jimmy: he's waiting for the movie to come out. she also asked him about a statement he made in congress, one of the few statements he made in congress where he made it clear he feels no obligation to be honest when speaking to the media. >> this is important. do you lie -- >> i've answered your question. >> to the media? >> whi'm as honest as i can be often as i can be. >> what does that mean? >> which part of that don't you understand? >> when you lie, corey, when do you lie? are you lying now? for instance. >> i'm as honest as i can be with you, alison. >> that's not good enough. >> jimmy: they definitely need to get divorced. because that's not going to work out. it took a while. i think we finally found my leas least-favorite character in the trump universe and it's corey lewandowski. in beijing they unveiled the

official mass cot for the winter games in 2022. and it is an ice panda, its name is "ice" in mandarin. ice and pandas are two things we might not have anymore by 2022. they also released a video that explains the origin story of the character, i guess. let's take a look at that video and i'll narrate. you see a mysterious spacecraft rockets toward and crash lands on earth where it is found and penetrated by an adorable panda bear. he goes in the alien bubble and comes out transformed into ice panda, who now has the power to fly and to weave a huge magical stadium nest. made out of glow sticks. thousand-foot-long glow sticks and necklaces, too. and now it snowboards into space where if then high-fives an astronaut it loves, i guess.

and that is where our story ends inexplicably, with the new mascot. kind of looks like you. >> a little bit, a little bit. >> jimmy: little bit. so that's the new mass cot, which is kind of cute. by no means is that the worst plak ma olympic mass cot. we went through every mascot, here they are, the worst mascots in olympic history. we will begin at number seven. at number seven is izzy from the '96 atlanta games who looks like one of the california raisins made it with a smurf. at number six, kobe from barcelona, a fox with one nipple. like sean hannity himself. at number five, we have a duo, neve and gliz from 2006. after the games were over,

someone stuck a poker through their heads, put them on a graham cracker and roasted them over the olympic torch. coming in at number four is whatever this was from london. that's just a penis with bracelets on. at number three, the first olympic mass cot from grenoble in 1968. i don't know, the world's scariest toy. looks more like chernobyl than grenoble. coming in at number two, this abomination from athens in 2004, two people with what appear to be serious medical conditions. you know, the doctors tried to separate them and they died. and the worst mass cot in olympic history. the laziest from all from the 1980 moscow games, nisha, they took a picture of a teddy bear and put a belt on him. congratulations, moesha, you are

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, from "bless this mess," which returns to abc tuesday, lake bell is here. then, their new album comes out friday. it's called, "all the feels," fitz and the tantrums from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow night, the late jamie lannister, nikolaj coster-waldau will be here, lord grantham himself, hugh bonneville will join us, and we'll have music from maren morris. so please join us for all of that. >> jimmy: our first guest makes me laugh very hard and he will make you laugh hard too. his beloved internet nonsense jumps from short form funny or die to netflix as "between two ferns: the movie" premieres friday, please welcome zach galifianakis. ♪ [cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: i hope you are well. take me through your daily routine. what time do you get up in the morning? >> ah, you talkin' about -- >> jimmy: like today. >> 3:00 a.m. to pee. >> jimmy: mm-hm. [ laughter ] and then back down? >> people know about that. then i try to go back down. usually wake up around 5:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: 5:00. >> and i look at my sizzle reel. [ laughter ] >> i do that daily. >> jimmy: each day. how long is it, that sizzle reel? you've cut that down. >> i made a peach smoothie. peach and strawberry smoothie. do you really want to know? >> jimmy: frozen peaches? >> i freeze the peaches before hand, and the strawberries.

put a little flaxseed and pecans. >> jimmy: do you freeze the peaches yourself? >> i freeze them myself. i'll cut them. this is a fascinating interview. >> jimmy: each night. >> i've been doing that lately, each night, when i go home, i'll freeze my fruit. [ laughter ] >> and my eggs. and then i'll, in the morning i'll go, wow, zack, you've really, really, really started to live an adult life. >> jimmy: you really are. you and your family, you spend like the whole summer up in british columbia. >> mm-hm. yes. >> jimmy: you know i'm fascinated by this, because i have fantasies myself. what goes on up there, what do you do while you're there? >> well, i get up at 3:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> urinate. no. i live in the middle of the woods. can i just tell you something?

>> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm so embarrassed. >> jimmy: why? >> my phone is ringing. >> jimmy: is it really? shall we answer it? >> it's in the ankle. i'm not answering that. >> jimmy: it's in the ale? >> i brought it out because you know you do this mean tweet thing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't need, like my relatives send me texts before they know that i'm coming on. i got a text from my cousin,ki read it? >> jimmy: yeah, please, sure do. >> i don't need mean tweets. >> jimmy: what is that, the iphone 2? >> it runs on diesel. this one. just read that you're on kimmel tonight. please don't embarrass the family. do something different, like be funny. >> jimmy: which cousin wrote that? >> his name is joey nazarella. >> jimmy: you have a joey

nazarella in your family? >> he's my cousin's cousin. twice removed. >> jimmy: back to canada. >> back to canada. we live in the woods, and we have trained a lot of the animals in the woods. >> jimmy: you have? to do what? >> like, when i get home, birds will fly around on my shoulders and take my sweater off. >> jimmy: like a disney movie. >> like a disney movie. i have a moose that looks after the land. >> jimmy: you do. what's the moose's name? does he have a name? >> his name is glen. >> jimmy: glen the moose. >> glen the moose. but he doesn't know the internet pass codes and that stuff but he takes care of the surrounding areas. >> jimmy: when you leave he takes care of the property. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: do you feel sad when you have to come back to california? >> i think, i think those of us that live in cities and suburbs, be serious for a second. i think in chaotic times that we're in, when we live in these chaotic times, time speeds up to

me, and in the woods it really, really, really slows down. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and that, to me, is very beneficial. and i like to walk through the woods and pick mushrooms and, not that kind. >> jimmy: just regular. >> just regular mushrooms. >> jimmy: a mushroom smoothie? >> i love mushroom smoothies. >> jimmy: do the kids love, our kids are the same age, r 5 and 2. do the kids like being up there and being in nature? >> yeah, they like, there's a lot of running around, a lot of nudity. >> jimmy: oh. lord of the flies type thing. >> they're not nude. i am. >> jimmy: oh, i see. [ laughter ] >> that's too creepy for them to be nude. me. but it's nice, it's nice to be able to go up there. canada's a really nice place to be. >> jimmy: are the children well-adjusted? or are you weird with them? i don't know. i don't mean any -- >> what does that mean?

because, because of me, my personality, you're asking if they're well-adjusted or not? >> jimmy: well, four seconds ago you said you were running around nude with them. i thought i'd follow up on that. >> they're good boys. >> jimmy: they're not rebelling and being extra normal or anything like that? >> they're 2 and 5. what are they going to do? >> jimmy: mine do stuff, mine do a loftt of weird things. >> like what? >> jimmy: for instance, my son, brazen brazen brazenly fondled his grandmother's breast yesterday. [ applause ] and he said noni booby. so there is that. >> i do have something to say. i shouldn't say this on television. can you cut it out?

>> jimmy: we can cut it out. it will just be ? for t >> for the ladies from frank for the? i really wan you to cut this out. >> jimmy: all right. >> my s who's 2, he, he saw me as i was peeing. >> jimmy: it was 3:00 notiin the morning? >> no. and he walks up to me and just the way he said it, he says dad, can i touch your big penis? [cheers and applause] anyway, i look forward to you cutting that out of the show. >> jimmy: and what did you say? >> i said no! i didn't know, i just laughed. and i mean. >> jimmy: you said the right thing, you did the right thing.

i watch add movie last night. >> do you want your money back? >> jimmy: no, i didn't pay anything. oh, no. it was great, it's very, very funny. it's very funny. this is a show based on a very, everybody knows, i would imagine that everybody knows between two ferns, yes? no? you don't think so? >> i would imagine. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: even just the one you did with barack obama got like a zillion people watching that one. >> yes yes. maybe people know it because he was on it. yeah, we made a movie format of this five-minute internet. we did one. >> jimmy: i did one of the first. >> you did the second one, yes. >> jimmy: right. >> and so if you don't know, he's rude, these interview shows where i get to say things that -- i wonder if you ever fantasize about saying rude, you kind of say rude things to people, like are you equipped to raise children, that kind of

thing. >> jimmy: yeah, that kind of thing. >> we made a movie out of it, it got a lot of, lot of actors that people know. i didn't know a lot of them, b people will know them. >> jimmy: there are shom great people. >> benedict cumberbatch. david letterman. >> jimmy: john legend, chrissy tiegen. matthew mcconaughey. >> that's right, that's right. >> jimmy: let's take a break. when we come back i want to hear a story about what happened, because there's a great scene with matthew mcconaughey, and also zack did something yesterday that is even more ridiculous than the story he just told us. >> jimmy: more with zach galifianakis, after this. ♪ we did promise we'd go. [dog] take that trip! [dog] take it! take it! take it! take it! [sfx: mastercard checkout sonic plays] [dogs] they get the miles...we get a pet-sitter. [dog] whoa! [sfx: mastercard checkout sonic plays] [dog] music to my ears!

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♪ >> jimmy: zach galifianakis is here. he's got a movie on netflix. in fact, you had the first original content ever on netflix, which is pretty crazy. "live at the purple onion." >> the first thing they ever produced. and for some reason they went on and made themselves a company after that. yeah, that was the first thing i think netflix ever did. >> jimmy: first original thing they ever did. and now here you are many years later. you have this show, "between two

ferns", which is not really a show, a series of vignettes, and you ask people weird questions. and you did something yesterday. you promoted this in i think a very unusual and creative way. >> the show, the movie takes place in a cable access station. so we try to go promote the show at cable access. >> jimmy: on a a a a television show. >> real low tier. >> jimmy: how many did you do? >> we did two. >> jimmy: how did you book them? watch and decide which one you want to be on? >> i said if can you find a cable access place 30 minutes from my house, i will go do it. so they found one 35 minutes from my house! >> jimmy:nd this is not part of the movie. >> no, this is a real thing. >> jimmy: this really happened. >> i didn't know what i was doing yesterday.

i didn't know what show -- i don't do a lot of research. so i just walked in. i don't know what this is. >> jimmy: you're going to love it. ♪ >> can i ask a personal question, zach? are you circumcised? >> i was, but i got it put back on. >> oh, all right. >> did you have it sewn back on? >> there's a guy down in orange county that will do that. >> can they even do that? >> they can add lengths onto it, especially if a man has a small one. >> is that why you did it? is that too personal? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: they seem to like you. did they see the movie? >> no, they'd never heard of me. yeah, we weren't familiar with each other. >> jimmy: i mentioned matthew mcconaughey. >> yes. >> jimmy: in the trailer, i think it's okay to say, it doesn't ruin it. in the trailer, there's a leak, and it becomes a flood. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: and eventually, you're

trapped in an aquarium. >> there's this big water gag with a friend of mine now. and after we were doing this big water scene, we wet, both of us. so we went outside the studio, and i'm drenched wet, and i start kind of taking my shirt off. and then i noticed he started taking his shirt off. and i went are you going to take your shirt off? and he goes, yeah, man. i go, i got to put mine back on. i'm not having my naked torso in front of matthew mcconaughey. >> jimmy: you didn't want to embarrass him. >> i didn't want to embarrass him. >> jimmy: that's very nice, very gracious. >> but i liked him a lot, he's a nice guy. >> jimmy: one thing behind you, baskets, your great show on fx is over now. it's done. [ applause ] why is it done? >> there are more people in this

audience clapping like they know the show than everybody watched the show. >> jimmy: you know it's funny you say that. i went online, this is why i think you shouldn't have ended it so soon. i went on google, and i think our computer's broken, but trust me on this one. go on google right now and type in the word "baskets". when you do, your show comes up before the actual product known as baskets. you're like the first six entries are your show, and then we get to the wicker. >> yeah. that doesn't seem right to me. baskets themselves are more important than "baskets" the tv show. >> jimmy: turns out you're wrong. >> when you google my name, first thing that comes up is 3:00 a.m. pee-pee time. >> jimmy: that could be your next thing for netflix. >> it's going to be now. >> jimmy: zach galifianakis! "between two ferns: the movie" premieres friday on netflix. we'll be right back with lake bell.

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. our next guest wears more hats than all of major league baseball and pharrell combined. she's the creator, director, writer, producer and star of "bless this mess." season two premieres tuesday night here on abc. please welcome lake bell. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> hello. >> jimmy: i know you and your husband scott moved out here from new york. >> you know scott. >> jimmy: i know scott well. he's a good man. how's it going? do you like it here? >> it's good. yeah, i'm a new yorker, but i think my husband is really excited about it, because he

gets to have the man cave. see, that's the difference, when you're in an apartment you don't have a garage. >> jimmy: for nonsense. >> that's a good word. >> jimmy: what's in his man cave? >> he's a equiper. >> jimmy: he seems very unprepared to me in general. >> does he? it's just all the tattoos from here to there. it's oh, what have you been doing? you're doing tattoos this much simon your life? >> jimmy: on your body. >> he's very committed. he has a ham radio station, like all the ham radio people out in the audience. but ham radio is like a pretty esoteric thing. there's all these -- >> jimmy: it's pre-cb kind of thing. >> it's not like scanners. it's not like they're talk being about ham exclusively. they're talking about other ham radios. so that is what literally it is,

it's very meta. you get on ham radio and talk about ham radio. >> jimmy: he practices with the ham radio and has connections with people? >> yeah. >> jimmy: is there somebody he plans to connect to specifically? >> on doomsday? >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is what his preparations r we ha are. we have an apocalypse mobile with a gas tank that can go for 800 miles. >> jimmy: 800 miles. >> we're going about 800 miles away. >> jimmy: there is a special vehicle. >> he has a gas tank, and you put it on your vehicle. a guy does it. i think it's australian. look. the point is, don't tell the cows. i'm sure no one will care. >> jimmy: he can fill a couple gas tanks and put them in the trunk? >> i think's a mechanism. he'll be driving, you there? what is it? i'm filling up my gas tank. i'm like, sexy.

i'm turned on. wow, pull over. >> jimmy: so he's ready to go. >> he's ready to go. >> jimmy: but really, it sounds like all he has is the car and a radio. >> he does other things, too. he's got this huge tub in the man cave. and he got an industrial ice chest, like a maker. he's not a murderer. but fair question. because what he does is he get the ice, and then he puts it in the tub, this big plastic tub. puts water in there, works out really hard and submerges himself. i know you're like, what does that have to do with apocalypse, but i think he's prepping for all things, like a freeze, could i go through an arctic lake in a pinch. >> jimmy: really? what about you? do you have any, what will you contribute to the family in this kind of a situation? >> in an apocalypse, would you eat me? is that what you're asking? >> jimmy: no. no. >> it's a fair question. i've thought about this, obviously.

i can organize very well. like i'm a killer in a pantry. >> jimmy: okay. >> but more often than that. i have wolf hearing. my husband, he's a tattoo artist. he's like deaf. because when you're ehhhhhl, the buzzing for 20 years, you go deaf. you can't hear anything. so for me i have something that i've coined wolf hearing, which is acute, sensitive hearing. i think it's a thing. >> jimmy: do wolves have really good hearing? >> you know that acute smell that a wolf has? i have that but through the hearing. >> jimmy: you smell through your ears. >> yes, thank you. >> jimmy: and how will that help exactly? >> well, you know, it's like in a pinch. >> jimmy: you hear the missiles incoming. >> because he'd be like what? >> jimmy: my plan for the apocalypse is go on the roof and let it happen. i don't want to be around at the, after that. >> that's what dax says. >> jimmy: dax shepherd, your

co-star on this show. >> he's like, i don't want to be around for it. >> jimmy: dax and i are on the same page on a lot of things. i want to show a clip because i want to ask about dax, but explain so people understand. >> bless this mess, it's like a new age couple who inherit a farm in nebraska and they're like, oh, we're going to nail this. we're going to be simple, like a pinterest page. but they get there, and it's extremely difficult and a lot of cultural politics at play. >> jimmy: here's a clip. >> why haven't we unpacked all these boxes? >> it's not like there's anything important in them. >> we have to send a message that we're here. we're going to die here, we're getting buried here on property. in fact, i think we should consider digging some burial holes, plots so when people drive by they're like, they're in it for the long haul. >> maybe hold off on that. >> jimmy: that's the essence of the show. but i was watching that today,

and i just had this thought. i feel like dax, like a big part of why he wants to do this show is so he can wear overhallalls. he likes to wear yooveralls. >> he dons an overall on a wednesday, a thursday, friday. >> jimmy: it's almost like you wrote this specifically for him to wear overalls. >> he loves it, truly. he has fashion overalls, too, like nipped and tucked in the right spot. he does it right. he's a tall guy, too. which is unusual, an overall on a tall guy. >> jimmy: they're not really flattering, overalls, in general. >> have you dabbled? >> jimmy: i've never worn overalls, no. >> i know what to get you for christmas. but yeah. >> jimmy: you've written movies and direct movies. does it feel different doing a television show? >> definitely. i feel like a movie is very lonely to write in a room by

yourself. but i was always very excited about being on a tv show, because you get a writers room, a magical place where people share stories about life and divorce and like sexy stuff and, you know, and it's always like free cookies and people, it's just like, it's like free pens, note cards and woo! really exciting. so i really like that. i remember there were people who were like, oh, i pooped when i was hiking, whoa. i can't believe you said tha in here. took an acid trip that went wrong, oh, [ bleep ]. and it's almost like i considered having sex with a panda. and you're like, whoa! >> jimmy: that is too much. >> that's a lot. but then of course me in a writers room, i'm like, we got to write that on the board, know what i mean? >> you had sex with a panda, quote, remember that. and everybody forgets about that, but it's always a fun moment. >> jimmy: congratulations on the second season of the show.

>> jimmy: lake bell! season 2 of "bless this mess" premieres tuesday at 8:30 on abc. and we'll return with music from fitz and the tantrums. ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel concert series is presented by the amg-gt four door coupe. mercedes benz, drive performance.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank zach galifianakis and lake bell, apologies to matt damon. nightline is next but first, this is their album "all the feels", here with the song "i just wanna shine," fitz and the tantrums! [cheers and applause] ♪ i just wanna shine like the sun when it comes up run the city from ♪ ♪ the rooftops cuz today's gonna be my day i just wanna climb ♪ ♪ to the top of a mountain standing tall when i'm howlin' cuz today's gonna ♪ ♪ be my days gonna be my days days days days goodnight stress see you in the morning ♪

♪ oh ohh i don't gotta guess you're always there for me oh ohh ♪ ♪ sewing them seeds of doubt i think you like seeing me freak out ♪ ♪ goodnight stress i'll see you in mornin' so i wake up i get out of bed ♪ ♪ stay up stay out of my head cuz it's dangerous and i don't wanna lose ♪ ♪ my mind no i just wanna shine like the sun when it comes up ♪ ♪ run the city from the rooftops cuz today's gonna be my day ♪ ♪ i just wanna climb to the top of a mountain standing tall when i'm howlin ♪ ♪ cuz today's gonna be my day oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ i used to lay low hiding in the shadows oh ohh so don't give me dark days ♪ ♪ i already had those oh oh i'm just trying to figure out ♪ ♪ how to be myself right now i don't wanna lay low hiding in the shadows so i wake up ♪ ♪ i get out of bed stay up stay out of my head cuz it's dangerous ♪ ♪ and i don't wanna lose my mind no i just wanna shine like the sun ♪ ♪ when it comes up run the city from theooftop z today's gonna ♪ ♪ be my day i just wanna climb to the top of a mountain standing tall when ♪ ♪ i'm howlin cuz today's gonna be my day oh oh oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh

i wake up and i stay up cuz i'm sure good things'll happen ♪ ♪ if i get outta my way just wanna sne like the sun when it comes up ♪ ♪ run the city from the rooftops cuz today's gonna be my day my day ♪ ♪ i just wanna climb to the top of a mountain standing tall when i'm howlin ♪ ♪ cuz today's gonna be my day oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ oh oh oh [cheers and applause]

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