i'm larry beil. >> i'm ama daetz. for chris patel, all of us here, thank you for watching. jim jimmy kimmel live, billy bob th >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight billy bob thornton, from "emergence", allison tolman, and music from morgan wallen. and now, don't dawdle, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for come being ing tow and for all of the clapping in what is a major news day in the united states. the whistles are blowing in washington as speaker of the house nancy pelosi today announced that the house of representatives will launch a

formal impeach monment inquiry the president of the united states. for months now, pelosi has -- it's not going to get rid of him. she's been very reluctant to do this, but once again, donald trump is doing what he does best. forcing a woman to do something she didn't want to do. at least 173 members of the house now back some type of impeachment. i didn't know there were types of impeachment. like, is there diet impeachment? impeachment code red maybe? but trump would be the third president to face impeachment proceedings, and he's already promising that if he does it will be the biggest and most beautiful impeachment in history, that i can tell you. the reason this is happening now, if you don't know, a whistle-blower, a u.s. intelligence official filed a complaint stemming from a phone call in which trump asked the president of ukraine to dig up dirt on joe biden's son who had

business dealings in ukraine, and on top of that, days before the call, trump ordered his chief of staff to place a hold on military aid to ukraine, and they needed the aid to protect themselves from his bud kndy in russia. despite this, the president says he did nothing wrong. even the ukraine is me-kraine. he was stopping the money to clear corruption. even he had to clear his throat. i guess he feels nothing can stop him now. he got away russia in the election. it makes perfect sense he would ask ukraine to help him with the next one. you remember when the raptors jurassic park tested the fence for weaknesses? he could ask north korea to bomb bette midler next. the president has promised to release the fully-declassified and unredacted transcript of his

call with the president tomorrow. we got a look at it tonight. abc news obtained a copy of the transcript. trump said, okay, let me be very clear, i am going to give you military, a military parade if you look into dennis' bus in the rain. thank you, are you handsome. well, who is -- dennis, oh, could that be dennis rodman maybe? the senate voted unanimously to turn the whistle-blower complaint over. that means every democrat and republican in the house believes the complaint should be released. the whistle-blower has volunteered to speak to the intelligence committee in the house and could testify early as this week. the only whistle trump wants blown is the one to summon mike pence when he needs him. all this is because he's dumb. he gets on the phone and can't

resist saying stupid stuff. in 2014, donald trump tweeted, are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence? well, i guess we're about to find out. so as this is going down, [ applause ] the president was in new york at trump tower. he spoke before the u.n. general assembly today. and take a look at this. because all this talk of impeachment. it may be going to his head. >> looking around and all over this large, magnificent planet, the truth is plain to see, if you want freedom, take pride in your country. >> jimmy: wait a minute. that's a nectarine. that's not a peach. i'm so sorry, folks. i -- guillermo. >> sorry, sorry. >> jimmy: i need you to talk to some people. >> i will. i will. >> jimmy: trump had some supporters in the crowd.

family members we rarely see showed up. >> socialism and communism are not about justice. they are not about equality. and they are certainly not about good of the nation. >> jimmy: the mandrell sisters came. i know. if you're under 50, you have no idea what i'm talking about, but google it and just go crazy laughing. trump delivered this speech with all the passion of a teenager telling his parents how his day at school was today. he was low energy. he was slurring his words. it was like somebody swapped his adderall for ambien. and the crowd seemed sleepy, too. >> the attack on saudi arabian oil fasilt, we just imposed the highest sanctions. all nations have a duty act.

no responsible government should subsidize iran's bloodlust. as long as iran's menacing behavior continues, sanctions will not be lifted. they will be tightened. >> jimmy: and meanwhile, with all of this going on, where is the president's former press secretary, sean spicer? ♪ [ applause ] ♪ schultz hut up and dance with♪ >> jimmy: just walking slowly while someone dances around him. well, today, in case you didn't know, is national voter registration day. some people say they don't like to vote because it's boring and takes a long time. they're usually the same people who wait three hours to get a popeye's chicken sandwich, but it's not boring. in most civilized states you can do it online. in 2016, only 55% of americans

who are eligible to vote voted and look what happened. so i have an idea that could get the number up. i think we need to stop calling it voting. when you say voting people imagine waiting in line for hours at an elementary school. nobody wants to do that. why not rename it after something everybody loves to do, and no, i'm not talking about masturbating. i'm talking about from now on we're going to call it complaining. because that's basically what voting is, right? [ applause ] you don't like what's happening, you put in a suggestion box. and that excited everybody. did you register to complain? sorry i was late for work. the line for complaining was around the block. then everybody could go and get one of these. democracy fixed. you're welcome. by the way, there's an unusual race going on in southern california. in riverside county, not far from us here in los angeles, there are two candidates with the same name. for real. one is a four-time congressman,

democrat, named raoul ruiz. and he is facing off against a republican named raul ruiz. so people look at the ballot, they'll potentially be two raoul ruizes which is confusing already and this new campaign ad isn't helping matters. >> raoul ruiz is an effective leader. >> raoul ruiz is an infective yes-man who wants to raise juyo taxes. >> when it comes to issues that matter most, the choice is clear. wait, which one was the good one? was it the steve harvey-lookin' dude or the guy who looks like he's 12? one of these men is a family man devoted to public service. the other is a greedy pig. which one is which? your guess is as good as mine. but one thing is certain. someone needs to change his

[ bleep ] damned name. next november, vote for one of these ruizes. >> jimmy: only one raul should raul them all. [ applause ] this is a story for the news that for once is uplifting. this is video from a fire in philadelphia, you can he ssee a there in the corner of the screen. a good samaritan pitched in. he would catch babies as they were thrown out the window, he's apparently a big philadelphia eagles fan. when they put him on the news to talk about his heroism, he took that opportunity to criticize a wide receiver for the eagles. >> took the ladder off the track, raised it up and assisting people down. my manager started throwing babies out the window. we was catching them, unlike aguilar and his mishaps.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: eagles fans are the best. even after catching babies out of a burning building they take time out to crap on their own team. and the player, nelson aguilar took the burn pretty well. >> he got word of what happened and is responding tonight with an invitation. he tweeted out. thank you for being a hero in the community. would like to invite you and your family to the next game, twitter, help me out and get me in touch with him. >> jimmy: yeah, so i can give limb a ha him a hard elbow to the throat. in food news, pumpkin spice spam went on sale yesterday. i know, already, it's sold out, in less than seven hours it completely sold out. and for those who weren't able to get your hands on any, hormel is reassuring customers, don't worry, it will be available again when you get to hell.

spam, the company, tweeted this yesterday. as it turns out, it was pretty popular, what are you cooking up with your spam pumpkin miss. we have 15 other flavorful varieties. there are 15 varieties? there are 15 varieties of hepatitis. anyone who willingly purchased this product is a sick, disturbed individual with no regard for his or her well-being which is a long way of saying i got some, i bought some spam, i'm very well-connected in the canned meat community. so i'm going to try it. so guillermo, please bring in the pumpkin spiced spam. here we go. is this on? is this hot? >> it is. >> jimmy: have you ever had spam before? >> yes. >> jimmy: you have? >> yes. my mom made it when i was a kid. >> jimmy: it's brand-new. it's so appetizing. >> wow. >> jimmy: it's, definitely

smells like dog food. okay, all right, so that's spam. a lot of people have never even tried spam. i'm going to tell you something, i kind of like spam. i'm okay with it. ive ahad i ive' had it. i'm going to fry this up, which is the way you're supposed to eat it. we'll make some up for the audience and have the people try it. it's like the world's worst cooking show. already, i am smelling a pumpkiny flavor here. are you? >> i don't smell anything. >> jimmy: you don't smell anything? really? maybe your mustache has grown too long. you don't smell anything at smaall? >> no. >> jimmy: really? >> maybe because my nose is broken. >> jimmy: time to trim that nose hair. it's already cooked in the can, part, one of the wonderful things about spam, and so u smells like we're cookin' a candle here. you really don't smell that?

>> no. >> jimmy: really? >> no. >> jimmy: all right. okay. so here we go. oh, you can't see it, really, but it looks like that. and we're just going to warm it up just a little bit. can i? >> yeah, sure, go ahead. yeah. >> jimmy: all right, are you ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: the moment of truth. tell my family i love them. can we get a drum roll please? all right. that's for you, guillermo. and? what do you think? >> i don't like it. [ laughter ] you like it? >> jimmy: it kind of tastes like if a pig had sex with a pumpkin. it's not that bad. >> but it's not that good, either. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a second. tell me what you think of this.

just put that in your mouth. you're an unbiased observer, right? have you ever had spam? >> no, i haven't. >> this is your lucky day. >> jimmy: and? >> it's gooey. >> jimmy: yeah, it's gooey. not too bad. it's two out of three then. >> but he didn't say that it's good, either. >> jimmy: no, no. it's meat in a can. how good can it be? this will be around well after we're dead. >> right, well, you can have it. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo, and thanks to the folks at spam. music from morgan wallen. allison tolman is here and we'll be right back with billy bob thornton. so stick around! ♪ abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by microsoft. ibl,

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♪ >> jimmy: well, hello there, welcome back. from the new show "emergence," which premiered earlier tonight on abc. the very talented allison tolman is here. then, his debut album is called "if i know me," morgan wallen from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. and, if you're here in the area, you can see morgan live on tour saturday in irvine, california. tomorrow night vice president joe biden will be here. in a very timely fashion. cobie smulders will join us, and we'll have music from james blake. and on thursday viola davis, christian slater and music from gary clark jr. so please joins r all that. [ applause ] our first guest is an oscar-winning, monster's baller of a man who returns to the role of the hard-drinking santa monica lawyer billy mcbride in "goliath." a new season starts streaming

october 4th on amazon prime. please welcome billy bob thornton. [cheers and ♪ >> jimmy: may i interest you in some pumpkin spice spam? >> yes! >> jimmy: you can take it home with you, if you want. >> now, i mean, seriously. that's not right. that's just not right. >> jimmy: yeah, no, it isn't. >> although i've had my share of spam over the years. >> jimmy: it's like having your dessert and lunch all in one can. >> i've turned over to the vegan spam. >> jimmy: is this why you've turned over to the vegan side? >> yeah. >>ime a vegan >>immy: it dsn'teemike it would anyone,

really, at all. >> exactly. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm doing well. yourself? >> jimmy: i'm doing fine, everything's fine. >> before we get into the things we're supposed to talk about. >> jimmy: oh. >> i can't believe, in all the years i've done your show that i haven't brought this up out here. >> jimmy: oh. >> but i've got to bring it up tonight. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> their is is a surprise for h. >> jimmy: it is. >> years and years and years ago, longer than either of us want to think about, we were in austin at the south by southwest. you, me, harry dean stanton, neil young was there. it was like something bad's going to a. >> jimmy: uh-huh, okay? >> and there was this take. i don't know if you remember this or not. there was this table of girls, like a whole bunch of them, 12 or 13 of them, next to us over there. and they wanted to know if you and i would come over and say

happy birthday to one of the girls who was having a birthday. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> so we went over there. doesn't remember any of this. >> jimmy: no, because i think woody harrelson may have been there, too. >> he was, he was. >> jimmy: which is why i don't remember any of it. >> it was. that's right. woody was what owen. that's right. so anyway, so we go over there, harry saunters over there, and harry used to, for anybody who doesn't know this, harry dean stanton, god rest his soul, used to sing in spanish all the time, used to play with the met and everything. and he said let me come over and sing happy birthday to the girl in spanish. it has like 35 verses. it's like bob dylan. so the team goes over there and sings happy birthday in spanish to these girlsho of us.

so. >> jimmy: it's a harry birthday. >> harry sang on and on. and we're like, you know. and okay, so he finishes up, and he goes away with seymour. and then we find out, because we asked him, we said what are you girls doing in town. turns out they all went to school together, they're all doctors. they all went to school together and every year they have a reunion in a different town. one year it's cincinnati, then l.a., then seattle, whatever. and we said, wow, what do you girls do? we're gynecologists, they said. so -- [ laughter ] you can say gynecologist, right? >> jimmy: sure, of course. >> so anyway, they why gynecologists, and, in my suave way, i said, have you ever seen a rock 'n roll tour bus? and they said no, belang there for south by southwest.

so. >> jimmy: smooth. >> all of them. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> like 12 girls, come onto the tour bus and we start talking and they want to know all about music and movies and what is sylvester stallone like. you know. and so all i wanted to do was ask them about their deal. >> jimmy: yeah. >> now, so. [ laughter ] anyway, so it was this back and forth, you know. you know, it's like, well, when you did "sling blade", did you, yeah, yeah, it was fine, it was great. so anyway, let's say a lady comes in. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so one way or the other, we kept in touch. now every year, katie, who's sort of the ring leader of them. she lives in pittsburgh. she calls me every year on their reunion, and they'll call me from miami or buffalo, new york, wherever they happen to be, and they're all in the background having a couple, you know.

>> jimmy: wow. >> and all this kind of thing. we played in pittsburgh two or three tours ago, and she was there with one of her other associates. and in the middle of the show, i introduced her, and they're really sweet women. and she said, i have a present for you. i said bring it up. and she brought me some kind of like 1930s giynecological tool. you think dentistry was bad in the old days. >> jimmy: what was purpose of the tool, do you remember? >> no. >> jimmy: did she check it or carry on? >> i don't know how they let her on. anyway she got through the thing. any way, so there you go. >> jimmy: wow, that's something else. you made a life-long friendship. [ applause ] and in a pinch, if you need any kind of gynecological anything,

you have a friend there. >> near's one in den very, portland. they're everywhere. >> jimmy: their is perfect for you. you just got done with a tour. is that the tour where you saw katie? >> we played pittsburgh. katie was there, but she didn't bring any instruments. >> jimmy: you guys brought your instruments. >> yes. >> jimmy: and what is sylvester stallone like? [ applause ] snfr [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> when i would go back home to the south over the years, the people you grew up with, they always want to know something about this. >> jimmy: somebody. >> something. and for some reason, they would always ask me about sylvester stallone, they would always say, let me ask you a question, what's that sylvester stallone like. and the other question they would ask, hey, man, how much you get on one of them movies?

jo >> jimmy: oh, real. >> i >> and what am i going to say to a guy who works at a sawmill? and one guy, one guy asked me, do you get paid by the job or by the hour? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, sometimes it might be better by the hour, really. >> oh, it absolutely would be. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. billy bob thornton is here. we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by visible. unlimited phone service for $40 all-in. switch today at "visible-dot com-slash-save." ime machine? it runs on doritos. [dog barks] sure. so now what? gotta put the whole bag in. okay. yes! it's really working, jimmy! [humming, thumping] [humming] [thumping] this is the greatest moment of my life! get out of my yard!

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i enjoyed playing that character because it's essentially me. if i were a lawyer in l.a., that's the guy i would be. >> jimmy: you talked about, your character talks about hoosiers a lot, and you also, i know love the movie, how many times have you seen the movie "hoosiers"? >> at least a hundred. >> jimmy: at least a hundred times? i've never seen "hoosiers." >> no. >> jimmy: i've never seen it. and the reason why is ridiculous, i went to unlv, and in 1997, indiana beat unlv in the finals of the basketball tournament, and i'm like, i'm not watching that, and i still haven't watched it. it's a huge hole in my pop culture knowledge. >> i understand it. i mean, i can't, when we, i'm a cardinal fan, st. louis cardinals. key chain right there. and diehard cardinal fan. and when we play the cubs, you

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♪ >> jimmy: still to come, music from morgan wallen. you know our next guest from "fargo" and from the most underrated talking dog show of all time. now, she scullys it up, solving paranormal mysteries and

government conspiracies in the new thriller "emergence," watch it tuesday nights here on abc. please welcome allison tolman. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i never expected we would have a "fargo" reunion here. >> we're thrilled about it, let me tell you. >> jimmy: that show, that season that you two were in together was unbelievable. do you two keep in touch, with billy bob? >> we texted each other but we haven't seen each other probably since the golden globes. we saw each other backstage and we're quick to compare dressing rooms, he's winning, by the way. >> jimmy: what was your first impression of him when you met him? >> i mean, you meet stars who have the mythology around them. he's a bona fide movie star, and you're like, what's it going to

be like? can i see the vial of blood? can i hold it. but i met him, he's the nicest arkansas boy you could meet. his persona doesn't match up with his person. my favorite billy bob story is we were doing press for "fargo", before we'd even premiered. we were all together, the whole cast was doing theis q&a. we were about to go on stage, and this executive from fx was like thank you guys for being here, you're sitting in this order, martin, billy, bob. and the exec was like, what's wrong, billy? it's fine, we'll talk about it later. you'll talk to my agent about it, actually, and we're all like oh, no!

our show's going to be canceled, like this is terrible. and the executive is like, please tell us, what can we do? and billy said the order should be martin, me, noah, bob, collin alison. and the executive was like, i'm so sore eyry, i'm sure we can ce it, and billy was like, i'm just kidding, i don't [ bleep ] care. that's a movie star, man. >> jimmy: was that your first big job "fargo"? >> absolutely. before that t was american heart association commercials. and bar improv, my friend. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> a lot of improv for drunk people. >> jimmy: were you working at a regular job when you got that job. >> when i booked "fargo", i was at a pinup photography studio in post production and then i quit. >> jimmy: models would come in and you guys would take pictures? >> yeah, women who wanted to

have their bachelorette party. it's called vavoom pinups, i highly recommend it. >> jimmy: you maintain a good relationship? >> they're lovely. >> jimmy: were they bummed when you left? >> i think they were like holy [ bleep ]. yeah, go make a tv show. before that, they thought it was the worst lie ever. okay. you can just quit. quit the job, you know. >> jimmy: then hopefully they tuned into fx. what about your family? were they worried that it wouldn't work out for you here in l.a.? >> my parents, when i got my first commercial gig my mom was like, thank god, you're going to make a living. she was wrong. >> jimmy: what did she do for a living? >> my mother was a journalist. when "fargo" came out she wrote a press release for all the papers in houston and wrote our phone number on it.

>> jimmy: she wrote an unsanctioned press release? >> she's like -- >> jimmy: and did she get calls? >> she'd get calls and she'd be like, someone from this local paper wants to talk to you, and i was like, great, i'll tell my publicist, who i pay. >> jimmy: this new show deals in the paranormal, super natural? is that fair to say? >> yes, spooky unknowns. >> jimmy: based on real stuff or completely made up. >> made up. it's not like a monster of the week x-files thing. there's a central conspiracy we're pworking on. >> it's based around this familiar limit peop family. people are after us, but it's taco tuesday! >> jimmy: your ex-husband on the show. >> my was-been is a kinder way

to say that. >> jimmy: i've never heard that. >> it's not acrimonious. >> jimmy: your mother should put out a press release. was-bund is a good word. i'm going to try not to get derailed because i like stupid words like that. so david is your was-bund on the show. >> my boyfriend is not in the business at all. he works in i.t., could not be further from this business, but randomly, he met donald through a friend of a friend, and they've been golfing together for years. so when donald was offered this role, we share an agent, and my agent was like, this is what's happening, don't tell anyone, and i was like, i won't e th. then i called tim, i was like, tim, you won't believe what's

happening. they golf everywhere. >> jimmy: they're really good friends. >> now they are. i am 1,000% the third wheel. they face each other more than i do either one of them. the only thing saving my relationship is that donald is allergic to cats and he can't come to our home or i'd be out. >> jimmy: did you have cats before? or did you put them in to keep tim away? >> we had cats before. >> jimmy: you did. >> it was a package deal. >> jimmy: congratulations on the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm glad you're back on abc. i'm a very big fan. "emergence" airs tuesdays at 10 p.m. here on abc and we'll return with music from morgan wallen. ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live

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>> do >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks for watching a new episode of "jimmy kimmel live" with billy bob thornton, allison tolman, and more music from morgan wallen starts right now on abc. so go there now! >> jimmy: thanks to billy bob thornton and allison tolman. apologies to matt damon. nightline is next but first, this is his album "if i know me," here with the song "whiskey glasses." morgan wallen! ♪ pour me pour me another drink 'cause i don't wanna feel a thing ♪ ♪ no more hell no i just wanna sip it ♪ ♪ til the pain wears off pour me pour me another round line'em up and ♪ ♪ knock'em down two more let's go 'cause i ain't never ♪ ♪ hurt like this before don't wanna think about her or wear ♪ ♪ a ring without her don't wanna hit the karaoke bar can't ♪ ♪ sing without her so make them drinks strong cause ♪ ♪ brother she's gone and if i'm ever gonna move on ♪ ♪ i'ma need some

whiskey glassesdon't wanna ♪ ♪ see the truth she's probly makin' out on the couch ♪ ♪ right now with someone new yeah ♪ ♪ i'ma need some whiskey glasses if i'm gonna make it through ♪ ♪ if i'ma be single i'ma need a double shot of that heartbreak proof ♪ ♪ and see the world through whiskey glasses ain't nothing left to ♪ ♪ do but sip around the truth see the world through whiskey glasses ♪ ♪ i need a better view where i don't drink of you ♪ ♪ last call i swear this'll be my last call now i ain't drunk ♪ ♪ dialin' no more at 3 am mr. bartender hit me again ♪ ♪ don't wanna think about her or wear a ring ♪ ♪ without her don't wanna hit the karaoke bar can't ♪ ♪ sing without her so make them drinks strong ♪ ♪ cause brother she's gone and if i'm ever ♪

♪ gonna move on i'ma need some whiskey glasses ♪ ♪ 'cause i don't wanna see the truth she's probly makin' ♪ ♪ out on the couch right now with someone new ♪ ♪ yeah i'ma need some whiskey glasses ♪ ♪ if i'm gonna make it through if i'ma be single ♪ ♪ i'ma need a double shot of that heartbreak proof ♪ ♪ and see the world through whiskey glasses ain't nothing left to ♪ ♪ do but sip around the truth ♪ ♪ ah see the world through whiskey glasses ♪ ♪ i need a better view where i don't drink of you ♪ ♪ line'em up line'em up line'em up ♪ ♪ line'em up knock'em back knock'em back ♪ ♪ knock'em back knock'em back fill'em up ♪ ♪ fill'em up fill'em up ♪ ♪ fill'em up 'cause if she ain't ever comin' back line'em up ♪ ♪ line'em up line'em up line'em up ♪ ♪ knock'em back knock'em back knock'em back ♪ ♪ knock'em back fill'em up

fill'em up ♪ ♪ fill'em up fill'em up 'cause if she ain't ♪ ♪ ever comin' back i'ma need some whiskey glasses ♪ ♪ 'cause i don't wanna see the truth she's probly makin' out on the ♪ ♪ couch right now with someone new yeah ♪ ♪ i'ma need some whiskey glasses if i'm gonna ♪ ♪ make it through if i'ma be single i'ma need a double shot of that heartbreak proof ♪ ♪ and see the world through whiskey glasses ain't nothing left to ♪ ♪ do but sip around the truth ahh see the world through ♪ ♪ whiskey glasses yeah i need a better view where i don't ♪ ♪ drink of you yeah ain't nothing left to do but sip ♪ ♪ around the truth see the world through whiskey glasses yeah ♪

thank you guys! ♪ this is "nightline." tonight, looming showdown. >> no one is above the law. >> house speaker pelosi, launching a formal impeachment inquiry into president trump, days after a which isstle blowe alleges misconduct by trump in a phone call to ukraine. plus, bad moms. >> motherhood's kind of, it's a [ bleep ] show. >> yeah. >> the parents partying hard and getting candid. >> i pooped by myself today. >> banding together to tackle the ups and downs of motherhood. >> what are you doing in here, would you open this juice box.

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