presidential candidate joe biden. >> have >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- vice president joe biden, from "stumptown," cobie smulders, celebrities read mean tweets, and music from james blake. and now, if you don't mind, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, welcome. audience, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming. and thank you for joining us for this on another nutso day here in the united states, when ukraines it pours. i don't know about you, but i am soakin' wet right now. so here's what's goin' on. one day after the speaker of the house started a formal

impeachment inquiry into the actions of our orange julius caesar, the white house fired back and countered with a summarized transcript of the president's call with the president of ukraine. this is if oj told chris dardin, hey, you found my glove! the whistle-blower came floored because he or she believe trump pressured the president of ukraine, this is what the whistle-blower said happened. trump said that did not happen and released a transcript that said it did happen. he did both of those things, multiple times and abused the office of both the president and attorney general. he clearly only had one reason for making this call, that was to strongly encourage president zelinsky to find information that could hurt trump's opponents and help his campaign.

that is the conclusion any region person who read this is would draw. but the president has repeatedly claimed that the call in question was perfect. >> the conversation i had with the president of ukraine was absolutely perfect. that call was a great call. it was a perfect call, a perfect call. it was a beautiful, warm, nice conversation. the conversation, by the way, was absolutely perfect. i said absolutely nothing wrong. it was perfect. we had a great conversation. it was a warm and friendly conversation. it was a totally appropriate conversation. it was a beautiful conversation. we had a great call. it's a very honorable call. it's a nice call. by the way, the conversation was absolutely perfect. absolutely appropriate. it was a perfect conversation. everything we said on that call was perfect. there was a very, very fine conversation. an absolutely perfect conversation. but what i said was so good. it was a great conversation.

it was a really great conversation. and everybody will say that. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. he's right. it was pretty great. it was a perfect phone call. pleasantries were exchanged. crimes were committed. i have no notes. i give him five stars, and he seems to have no idea how bad it is. who would believe vladimir zelinsky would be his monica lewinsky, although this time -- of course, the president was on the defensive today, lashing out at the media and claiming he didn't pressure anybody to do anything. >> there was no pressure. the way you had that built up, that call, it was going to be the call from hell. it turned out to be a nothing call other than a lot of people said i never knew you could be so nice. >> jimmy: he really thinks we're idiots. by the way, we are idiots who elected an idiot to run our country. this transcript is very clearly

a [cheers and applause] a thinly-veiled extortion attempt. republicans spent the morning diving under their desk like an earthquake drill. they kept saying look at the transcript. there's no quid pro quo. there's a hell of a quid. after putting a hold on millions of dollars in aid money, trump told the president of another country to look into biden and said whatever you do, it's very important that you do it or else what? nothing? how else are you supposed to read that? people like lindsey graham are arguing that that transcript exonerates trump. he called it a nothing burger which made the president happy and hungry. by the way, when you hear someone call something a nothing burger, you can be damn sure there's something in that burger. donald trump can't help himself. he's been doing business like this forever. he's a sneaky, ham-handed

racketeer, shaking people down is what he does. he thinks he's tony soprano. and in a lot of ways he is tony soprano. they're both overweight mouth breathers who are disappointed with their sons, but tony soprano, at least, [cheers and applause] he knew when his conversations were being recorded and that he should avoid saying illegal things. if tony soprano ran the mob like this he wouldn't have made it past episode three. either donald trump knows what he's doing is wrong and does it anyway, or he doesn't know what he's doing is wrong, which i think might be worse. i think he wants to admit he colluded with a foreign power, he's proud of it. he doesn't understand what all the commotion is about. he would do it again. he's jack nick olson in a few good men, although in this story, there are no good men. it's all bad men. this goes in the "everything we do we screw up" category.

shortly after the white house released the transcript they sent out talking points they want republican congress people to use when they're interviewed on the news to defend the president. unfortunately for them, instead of just sending them to the republicans in congress they sent them to the democrats in congress, too, then tried to recall the e-mail, which is, always works, hey, guys, you mind sending those back without reading them? two of the talking points actually suggested that republicans, this is from the white house. they said put blame on the deep state, which, i mean at this point, why not just say chupacabras forced the president to do this. the only thing trump ever said that he could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and shoot one and wouldn't lose any voters, i think he's right. if trump pulled out a gun and fired point blank at that naked cowboy who walks around times square with a guitar, lindsey graham would say great shot.

mike pence would say giddyap, we're going for a ride. [cheers and applause] it's really amazing. the good news, if there is any good news left in the world is that joe biden is here tonight. [cheers and applause] so as this news is breaking, trump held a very, very low-energy press conference this afternoon. >> the press was asking questions of the president of ukraine, and said no pressure. i used the word pressure. i think he used the word "push", but he meant pressure, it's the same thing. no push, no pressure, no nothing. it's all a hoax, folks, it's all a big hoax. >> jimmy: yeah, i haven't seen him this sad since they threw him out of the dressing room at ms. teen usa. he was noticeably subdued.

[cheers and applause] he's either very concerned about this other tr the edibles kicket the wrong time. he rambled on about a hundred different subjects, the stock market, poland. he said i used to be the king of good press and it all changed when i started running for president. yeah, because instead of being a ridiculous person we elected, you became a ridiculous person who has the nuclear codes. so trump also trotted out the guy on the other end of the call, the president of ukraine, who, fortunately for him, happened to be in town for meetings at the u.n. >> we had i think good phone call. it was normal. we spoke about many things. that nobody push it. you read push me. yes. >> in other words, no pressure. >> jimmy: well, that settles

that, i guess. you heard it from the hostage's mouth. there was no pressure. at the center of all this drama is the president's personal lawyer, rudy giuliani. he's the one who actually went to ukraine to get the dirt. he needs dirt to keep the lid of his coffin moist. giuliani doubled down on his estimation that the state department sent him to the ukraine even though the state department specifically denied that they did and lost his temper in the usually very friendly confines of fox news. >> i'd like to say to mr. hahn i should sue you for libel. you usually say incredibly stupid things. >> you're a public figure. >> yeah, and, by the way, do you have any idea that the state department -- >> sow know t you know the libe >> shut up, shut up, more

you don't know what you're talking about, idiot. >> jimmy: some members of congress got to read the whistle-blower's complaint, and after reading it chuck schumer said he's even more worried about what happened. eric swalwell say it's a five-alarm fire. and there's obviously a lot that's very troubling there. what if the whistle-blower, and just go with me on this. what if the whistle-blower shows up tomorrow morning at 6:00 a.m., turns out to be mike pence? wouldn't that be the best? i've had enough of your abuse, donald, get your stuff, mother and i are moving into the white house. and that's that. [cheers and applause] so anyway, you know, with all the nastiness happening in washington i thought it would be nice to switch gears and focus on nastiness here in hollywood.

as most of you know, from time to time we shine a light on the harsh words people post online. it is time for a new edition of mean tweets. >> will farrell is overrated! sorry! but he just screams! screams! s! >> jon hamm is a soft boy with a dad bod. #truf. >> [ bleep ] you chris rock! you on grownups too. well if you saw your money in divorce you'd be on grownups 2, too. >> i'd rather plant plants in my anus before hearing another word about kim kardashian. go aled and do that.

>> maisie williams looks like a very young grandma. >> #david harber. hey, i'm ready to be punched in the face. [ bleep ] bring it, [ bleep ] bag. that's nice. >> i just cut a far that smells so bad they added david spade as a supporting character. that's not bad. i auditioned for that. i didn't know i got it. >> jake gyllenhaal's [ bleep ] smells like hot dog water. that's a haiku. a beautiful, beautiful thing to say. >> i bet zendaya's feet smell like funyuns. let's check, shall we? no, smells like success to me. >> musting great being a cute little kid only to grow up and be a creep, yes, fred savage, i'm talking about you. >> tiffany haddish has a [ bleep ] mouth.

just shut the [ bleep ] up. you know what? why don't you [ bleep ] up with your 14 followers, but thank you for introducing me to them. >> you think martin short's had sex? i bet martin short's never had sex. >> the older mark hamill gets, the more he looks like yoda, seriously. seen that guy lately? he's yoda. mm, mean burden this is. thanks a lot. >> sarah paulson, you [ bleep ] bitch, i have mixed feelings about you right know. guess what, [ bleep ], i have mixed feelings about you, too. >> jeff goldblum is starting tof u.ow wtoue talkin' mey, n shirt?

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our first guest tonight is the 47th vice president of the united states. the leading candidate for the democratic nomination, and the reason president trump used up all the international minutes on his cell phone plan calling ukraine. please say hello to vice president joe biden. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: it is an honor and a pleasure to have you here. >> good to be with you. >> jimmy: so what's new? anything going on? >> not much at all. rudy and donald, i don't know. >> jimmy: you've been in politics for quite some time. how does this rank as far as on the outland ish scaish scale fo the last 48 hours, watching this transpire? >> 18 out of 10.

>> jimmy: mm-hm. >> no, this is kind of bizarre, you know, it's rudy giuliani is a great character witness the president has. >> jimmy: mm-hm. yeah. it's hard to believe he was mayor of new york at one time and seemed to be job. it's like his body has been taken over by another being. >> i didn't know the president could do that. >> jimmy: maybe he's more powerful than we realize. it is almost like you and president obama left the door to the white house open and a bear got in. it is, it's crazy. [cheers and applause] have you heard from president obama this week? >> no, i haven't. >> jimmy: you have not. >> i have not. >> jimmy: you guys don't talk about this kind of stuff? >> no, we don't talk about this kind of stuff. >> jimmy: is there a gossip element to this sort of thing, or does it just trouble you? >> look, you know, when you step

back from it, this is not about me and my family. there's not one single solitary legitimate journalist in the world given any credibility to this. they've debunked all of what he had to say since giuliani started this a while ago. what i do worry about, i do worry about all the other families that can't take care of themselves and what's happening with this president and his constant diversions into, look, we want to get his attention, have 70 polls in a row showing you're beating him and that all of a sudden gets his attention. >> i think that's why i'm the object of his attention. but look, there is much more at stake than whether or not he's acting so bizarrely. the idea that someone would call a head of a foreign of time, withhold significant aid when they badly need it to hold the russian separatists in

ukraine from taking over ukraine, and then ask, basically, to, can you cooperate with rudy giuliani coming over and the thing i learned, we learned, we all learned recently is that statement that the 2000 word statement released talked about getting the justice department engaged in this. i mean, it's such a blatant abuse of power that it's, it just, i don't think it can stand. >> jimmy: yeah, it's, well, do you think it is an impeachable offense? >> based on the material that they acknowledged today, it seems to me it's awful hard to avoid the conclusion that it is an impeachable offense and a violation of constitutional responsibility. but look, that aerks's, i'm con in the ability of the house and senate to deal with this.

my job is to just go out and beat him. [cheers and applause] and so i, what i can't let happen, i can't let this distract me in a way that takes me away from the issues that really, the reasons that i'm running, this amountfundmental reason, our values. he doesn't want us to pay attention to health care, which you and i both know a lot about, not do anything about dealing with the environment, not do anything about the rampant abuse of guns on our streets. i mean so many things. let alone the international issues we have. i mean, this guy embraces kim jong un, talks about he believes putin over his intelligence community, i mean, the damage being done is monumental. >> jimmy: how much of your desire to run is related to donald trump being president? in other words, if someone, if a

decent man like jeb bush had won the republican nomination, would, would you feel as motivated to run? >> i guess the honest answer is no. look, i hadn't planned on running again. when, when my son passed, i, he made me promise i wouldn't tell anybody how serious the circumstance was. so my staff still thought we had a campaign in waiting. and when i went out to tell the president that i told him i was definitely not going to run after beau passed, i, he said come down to the white house, to the oval, we'll go out to the rose garden, you make an announce month. and i said at the time when i walked out, i fluknew i'd be asg questions if i had any regrets. i'd done the cancer moon shot and we'd made so much progress, but even then, i hadn't planned on running, until i saw those

people, not a joke, jimmy. when i saw those folks in charlottesville, coming out of the fields, carrying torches. contorted faces, their veins bulging, shouting the same anti-semitic bile that was shouted in the streets of nuremberg and berlin in the '3 0s, accompanied by the ku klux klan and when a woman was killed and the president was asked to respond, and he said there were very fine people in both groups. no president has ever, ever said anything like that, the possible exception of andrew jackson before the civil war. that's when i decided, how can i, i've spent my whole life doing this, how can i remain silent? because i was raised by a dad who taught me silence is complicit. this is the way he has tried to divide this country and pitted people against one another. and you saw it didn't just end

with charlottesville, look what happened in el paso recently, you know, young man saying i shot all these people in the parking lot because there's a hispanic invasion. well, the president just weeks, and the 2018 off year campaign kept showing that video of people marching up, we're being invaded by latinos and mexicans are rapists, and this division in our country is just so devastating, so devastating for so many people, and it's ruining our standing around the world, in a way that is going to be hard to -- look, we can probably handle four years if he doesn't get us in a war in the next year, and i'm not being a wise guy. i'm not being glib saying that. but eight years of donald trump will fundamentally alter the character of this nation in my view. and i, we can't let that happen. >> jimmy: what are your thoughts on, because i know that one of the things you believe strongly is that we can reach across the

aisle, democrats and republicans can work together. you have many friend whose are republicans. in fact, lindsey graham today said he considers you to be one of his very good friends and then said, you know, and then he tagged something unpleasant onto it. why aren't more republicans standing up and saying hey, this is, we can't go along with this anymore? >> well, look, first of all, i don't know of any degree of certainty, but die hai do have e that most of the time, when a republican is beaten in a state that is a purple or red state, meaning republican or republican-leaning state, they're beaten on the right. they're not beaten in a general election, they're beaten in a primary. and donald trump has sort of a, he's got the entire republican party, whatever, 34% of the public or 38, i don't know, he has control of that part of the

party. and so if you take him on, everybody knows how vindictive he is and how he'll go after you. so there's a great concern. for example, back when, when they were holding up, before trump got elected. they were holding up the nomination of the president put forward for the supreme court. >> jimmy: merrick garland. >> a fine man, i called 12 republican senators, and i said this is a terrible thing to be doing, you're setting an awful precedent. every one but one acknowledged that. but they said you know if we do this, if we call for a hearing, the koch brothers will drop $10 million, $12 million into our campaign, and i'll have a race or a primary. it's gotten doubly worse since trump got elected. i'm of the view, look, our politics is broken, not the system. the politics is broken. and it's gotten so mean and ugly

and divisive that i just think with him gone there's a chance for, to renew life and do what everybody knows has to be done. for example, at the end of the last term, the thing that's very personal to you and me, health care. i care great lay aboly about it. >> jimmy: yes, yes. >> and by the way, i want to thank you, not a joke. [ applause ] don't underestimate what you did, pal. you fundamentally, because as you said, you pointed out, folks like you and i have gone through some difficult times. at least we've had the wherewithal and the coverage and the help. imagine all the people, if the lights were on, if i asked all the people out there who have had a child that they lost to cancer orisse or a serious problem and had real, real concerns about a family member who is in extremis, raise

your hand if you have been through anything like that. >> jimmy: too many. >> look at all the people out there, jimmy, who are doing this, getting up every day, putting one foot in front of your face, what you faced with your child, what i faced with my son. and didn't have the help we who. they're heroes. they get up every day, and i made a commitment, and i mean it. if i'm elected president, i guarantee you, i'll protect your fa hot'slyt myltea own, as if iy own. [cheers and applause] because it's personal, personal. >> jimmy: vice president joe biden is here, we'll be right back. ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by visible. unlimited phone service for $40 all-in. switch today at visible.com/save. (classical music playing throughout)

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worked with a really fine man. [cheers and applause] and the deal we made, he asked me, when he asked me to join, i was flattered he asked me to join the tincket, the best decision i ever made. one of the things that worked, jimmy, we made a deal that we would always be blunt with each other. we had lunch every single day when we were in the country, and we would be completely straight with one another. i asked him why he wanted me as vice president, and he said i know you'll never be intimidated by the office. you'll tell me what's on your mind. we had a great relationship. when he gave me authority he gave me president ale authoriia. we agreed on 99% of everything. >> jimmy: you're out talking to people all the time. what is the number one subject they bring up? >> believe it or not, it

fluctuates between climate and guns. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and, you know, the generation that is most anxious about their future today are people between 15 and 21. because of guns. they ask what is the worst thing, what are they most concerned about? they're concerned about going into school and getting shot. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and -- >> jimmy: and also the idea that our planet is -- >> and secondly and more importantly, quite frankly on long run, is our planet is in real, real difficulty. we should be acting as if the, like john kerry says, as if we're declaring war here. this has to be a war on dealing with climate change. it's that consequential. >> jimmy: at the obama administration, which were you a major part of, do you wish that you'd done more at that time? >> well, actually, we did an awful lot. we invested over $100 billion, $90 billion in climate change. i backed way back in 1986

introduced the first climate change bill requiring us to change our focus, et cetera. >> jimmy: what did you start thinking about that in 1986? >> i could see it was happening in my state. species were beginning to be lost. we have a lot of wetlands from along the delaware river and down the delaware bay, and what was happening is they were going, they wanted to build refineries, i ended up being able to block them by changing the zoning and we ended up with the first coastal zone act where nothing can be built within a mile of those wetlands, but because i saw from the folks at the university of delaware, the marine biologists how much everything was changing, the pollution of the waters. look what this president has done. every single basic rational piece of legislation or change we made from the cafe standards, how many miles a car can get, need to get, all dwight nthe wa allowing coal mines to dump sludge in rivers to dealing with

mercury, every one of those he's walk the away from. >> jimmy: not only that, acted against. >> he's taken them back. allowed them to be in, allowed the polluters to continue. and he goes to the g-7, doesn't show up at the climate meeting. he ends up at the u.n. doesn't want any part of the climate. look at what that, i wonder if there's ever been a president, there have probably been other heads of state in other countries who have addressed the u.n. and not a syllable was heard from any of the members of the united nations.uppo of anyt. just silence. >> jimmy: yeah. >> silence. >> jimmy: maybe he figures since he lives most of the time in a tanning bed it doesn't matter what happens to the climate. >> well, look, there's so much we can do. i am, look, america's better positioned today than anytime in my lifetime to lead the world in

everything from climate to cancer to dealing with rebuilding the middle class to bringing the world together. we have the most significant research universities in the world. we're in a situation where we have more great research universities than all the rest of the world combined. we're naein a position where ou workers are three times as productive as those in asia. we lead by the power but by power of example. we have so much going for us. it's time as americans to stop feeling sorry, lift our head, this is united states of america. there's not a single thing we can't do. i really mean it. [cheers and applause] there's knowing beyond our capacity, nothing once we set our mind to it. >> jimmy: mr. vice president, are you saying you want to make america great again? >> i'm saying i want america to be the envy of the world again. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that would be nice. thank you so much for being here. >> thank you.

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. you know our next guest from "how i met your mother" and as shield agent maria hill. now you can see her star in a show that is not about a coffee shop. it's called "stumptown." >> this whole thing is humiliating. >> i don't get paid enough money for this. >> yeah, that's a good point. p. >> hmm-mm. i've been there. give'em hell. >> you're beautiful. inside and [

"stumptown" airs wednesdays on abc. please welcome cobie smulders. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> so good to see you, too. what an exciting night. >> jimmy: did you meet vice president biden? >> i shook his hand. it was very firm. >> jimmy: have you ever run for office or anything, even in school? >> so the only thing close to that, i was on, i was president of the graduation committee at lord ring secondary. >> jimmy: of the graduation committee. >> it was a glorified social planner. i candidate prom, iremony, and actually funny, because you know, i, i would collect money from all of the grads, and i remember one day i had to take the bus and like go to the venue

with like $5,000 canadian. >> jimmy: oh, really? [ applause ] >> jimmy: fans of canadian money. >> at least $4,000 american, at least. >> jimmy: really? >> so it was a really weird job, and i was thinking about it recently, i could have made, coy have taken off with that money. >> jimmy: you could have -- >> lived a whole other life. >> jimmy: you'd be on the run right now, probably. >> yes, yes, still living off that 4k. >> jimmy: are you an american sit ten? i think that may now be trouble. >> i think maybe i am now. maybe he can put in a good word for me. i am a canadian citizen. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: married to an american. >> i'm in the queue. iva a gre have a green card. >> jimmy: it doesn't happen automatically? >> no. when i got my green card, it was

a funny process. i'm sure a lot of people know you have to go in and prove yes, we in a relationship, we are married. this is not a fake marriage, and for us, because we're both in the entertainment industry, they were like, you could just google. we're on the internet, and there's photos of us going back to 2002. but. >> jimmy: that doesn't work? >> we still brought in like the couple photos, and they're supposed to check with relations. >> jimmy: here we are on the red carpet at the country music awards. >> 2004, you know, so i got in, and we'll see if i become. >> jimmy: your husband taran killam was here. >> he's wearing rams sneakers as well. >> jimmy: the rams sport coat, is this something you approve of? >> listen, listen. marriage, i lover my husband. let me start with that. >> jimmy: okay.

>> i love him dearly. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> we've been together for 14 years. this is new, jimmy, this rams love. >> jimmy: this rams fever? >> this rams fever. it was, you know, when the rams came to los angeles, he doubled down. he went all in. and, you know, like i am saying, i grew up in canada. we didn't have football in high school. i don't understand the game. i don't necessarily enjoy watching the game. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> but i love my husband. so much. i love him so much. >> jimmy: well, that's good. your new show, stumptown. >> yes. >> jimmy: premieres tonight. >> it was just on. >> jimmy: we're now in the past tense. >> yes. >> jimmy: give us an idea of what the show is b about. it is the name of a coffee brand. >> it's a nickname for the city of portland. our show takes place in the city

of portland and i play dex perios. she's a veteran suffering from ptsd, and she hasn't been able to hold down a steady job in ten years, and the idea of a private investigator has lofted her. >> jimmy: and weirdly, your husband's show is on abc right before. >> right before. >> jimmy: your husband is your lead-in. >> he is. >> jimmy: if he does not deliver you the ratings that you require, will you marry nathan fillian for example? someone on this network? >> as long as it's in the abc family. it's a funny position we find ourselves. i never thought this would happen. it's very bizarre. the wonderful thing is we both are living and working in the same city, fwhi thwhich in this industry is a rarity. >> jimmy: is there a scenario where you would beat him up in a

hotel sflo hotel room? >> yes, of course. >> jimmy: theis is great. congratulations. we're very happy to have you on the network. i think i speak on behalf of our other foreign friend, guillermo, from mexico. by the way, i want to point something out. guillermo, [cheers and applause] guillermo's been an american citizen for like ten years. >> ten, 12 years. >> jimmy: ten, 12 years, he got right in, no problem. >> you recommend it? it's going sfwhwell? >> it's best. >> jimmy: we'll make some calls. i think trump would let you in. he'd go, i have a pretty hard policy about these things but in your case, come right in. >> we'll see. >> jimmy: cobie smulders! "stumptown" airs wednesdays at 10 here on abc. we'll be right back.

>> jimmy: i want to thank vice president joe biden, cobie smulders and apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. we also ran out of time for james blake.

i'm sorry, we ran out of time for you, too. >> this is great, i didn't expect this at all. >> jimmy: we're going to have you sing. this is james' new album. it's called "assume form". if you would be so kind as to sing for us tonight we will then put your performance on our youtube channel, which is all anyone watches anyway. thank you for coming, and sorry, we were talking about really important stuff. >> i do really understand. >> jimmy: i'll plieapologize on more time. james blake, thank you for watching. "nightline" is next, good night. ♪

this is "nightline." tonight, impeachment showdown. under fire, under scrutiny, the president releasing a transcript of his phone call with the president of ukraine. the president pushing back. >> it's a joke. impeachment for that? >> plus, inside-out. from early trauma. >> you said your childhood -- >> was done. >> so hollywood stardom and heartbreak. >> i felt like i could barely ti take a breath. >> demi moore, pulling away the curtains in a life few have seen in an intimate new memoir. but first, the "nightline" five.