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>> i'm ama daetz, for and el you can try out the network and see the savings for yourself. (paul) and with sprint's 100% total satil)action guarantee sandhy. thanks for >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jonathan van ness, from "the politician," lucy boynton, and music from jon pardi. and now, for good measure, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching the though and thank you for coming to the show. [ cheers and applause ] well, that's very kind, but we have -- oh, we have so much to get to. on yet another day of drama and international intriguen the scandals are multiplying. the wheels are coming off the wagon. i would say the president is starting to unravel, but that
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would imply he was raveled in the first place. i think he might be smoking black market vapes. trump tweeted and retweeted more than 100 times this weekend. since friday the president has retweeted 130 times and counting. these are his tweets. and he's playing all the hits. he called this the greatest witch hunt in the history of our country. even his witch hunts are the greatest in the history. [ laughter ] he wrote, "if that perfect phone call with the president of ukraine isn't considered appropriate, then no future president can ever again speak to another foreign leader." right. all overseas phone calls will be disallowed hereforth. (to the wait did frowe just win-ners. prouders it was a perfect conversation with ukraine's president. and who is he quoting here? everyone uses their phone differently. that's right. that's why xfinity mobile let's you design he's quoting himself. your own data. [ laughter ] now you can share it between lines. again, the president of ukraine said there was no, zero, mix with unlimited, and switch it up at anytime pressure put on him by me. so you only pay for what you need. case closed. that's right. the manager of the bank did not feel threatened when i came in to rob the place at all. 's designed to sandave hundredsr onouss bill. mix with unlimited, kind of itch it up at anytime [ laughter ] get $250 back when you buy a new samsung note.
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and his next illegal act, by the way, will be going after the call, click, or vitoy. whistle-blower. which look at this. "fake whistle-blower." the whistle he blew was fake. i bet he's looking all over the white house for a guy with a whistle in his mouth right now. [ laughter ] he's losing what little was left of his mind. he even retweeted a comedy twitter account called trump but about sharks. it's an account that takes his tweets and makes them about sharks. [ laughter ] so he retweeted it. he's so rattled, for lunch today aides say he ate a bucket of adderall and snorted his fried chicken. [ laughter ] this idea that he wants to meet -- you know, he wants to meet the whistle-blower. actually, the quote was "i deserve to meet my accuser." that to me is an indication that maybe he isn't entirely clear on how whistle-blowing works. [ laughter ] usually when trump thinks he deserves to meet someone he you just barges into her dressing room and says "welcome to the miss universe pageant." [ laughter ] but i know he won't. but he better be careful with
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this whistle-blower stuff. it is quite clearly both illegal and unethical to target a government whistle-blower. they're protected by law. but not only does he do it, he puts it in writing. he writes "i want to meet not only my accuser, who presented second and third-hand information but also the person who illegally gave this information which was largely incorrect, to the whistle-blower. was this person spying on the u.s. president? big consequences!" that doesn't read like a threat, does it? trump could be the first american president to get impeached by a whistle blow [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with [ bleep ]. this could be -- jonathan van ness. does it look isn't that right? does my beard -- i feel like it's still not as sparkly as [ cheers and applause ] yours. thank you. that got bleeped. according to a new poll, a >> it's got some shine to it. >> jimmy: that' ne and hydrated. majority of americans, 55%, say >> jimmy: well, thank you. they support an impch thank you for hydrating my beard. >> yes. >> jimmy: i think this is a inquiry. that means some republicans are for it too. really interesting thing. but trump in what felt like a that your family owned what was very desperate move posted a it, a local television station, video to twitter as if he can't get on the news to tell his local newspaper, and was there -- >> and a radio station.
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supporters that he has no intention of going anywhere >> jimmy: in quincy, illinois anytime soon. >> what's going on now is the co. and did you participate in the family business? >> i was always trying to figure single greatest scam in the out how i was going to triple history of american politics. the democrats want to take away axel, triple toe loop my way out of that family business. your guns. [ laughter ] they want to take away your >> jimmy: i see. >> but this one time i think it health care. was after the 1994 freefall they want to take away your vote. they want to take away your convention which used to happen freedom. every year in my hometown until they want to take away your judges. they want to take away the insurance rates got too everything. >> jimmy: and back to mar-a-lago high. it was like a serious thing. you go. but the front page of the paper came out and a few quality [ cheers and applause ] control things had slipped through the cracks. there's so much going on, but it was 1994. one of the major details in this things happened. and this guy was rolling up his whistle-blower report was that parachute and right next to his officials in the white house were so alarmed by trump's call parachute and the book bag was his right testicle. fully on the front page. with ukraine they moved records of a call to a special top one exposed hairy testicle. secret server and according to the whistle-blower that wasn't the only time they've done this. my mom woke me up and she was like we've got to get up, we've the white house reportedly got to get out of here.om andou restricted access to trump's calls with vladimir putin, the just basically dividedheow a th crown prince of saudi arabia, and even the prime minister of australia. trump tried to get the prime rch. minister of australia to dig up the sticle. dirt on the mueller
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investigation. so this thing is blooming like an onion right now. at this point it might be easier yeah. in a way it was -- >> but we did it. just to list the names of >> jimmy: you were the opposite foreign leaders he hasn't tried of a paper boy. to extort because what could is that you went and took -- >> yes. reverse paper boy. trump threaten to withhold from australia? the hemsworths? exactly. >> jimmy: boy, that was a simpler time, wasn't it? [ laughter ] i'm sorry, but we're keeping >> it was. you had a minute. liam until we figure out what the hell's going on. you had a beat. and if trump had been putting >> jimmy: you took a breath, all thinks calls in this special honey. right? [ laughter ] classified server or system or [ cheers and applause ] see that? whatever, that would be one i'm learning already. thing. but he only put a few in. so you're on this book tour now. you're talking about the book. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're talking to so he knows this is the bad people who sometimes i would ones. this is like putting magazines under your mattress. there's no "popular mechanics" imagine that people come up to under there. you and they have like maybe it's porn, okay? they're admitting things to you, they're telling you things that and if your mom finds it you're in a lot of trouble. they've not told anyone before. the "washington post" also spoke to a white house official who explained what trump was telling >> definitely. >> jimmy: and what do you tell these russian diplomats back in those people when they say that 2017. to you? >> i really just say like i'm so you remember this one? trump supposedly told them he grateful that people feel secure to talk to me about these wasn't concerned that they things. and you rlly -- well, interfered in our election because the u.s. does it to other countries all the time. and you can see in the if it's about something that's expressions on their faces they similar to me, who's your can't believe their good fortune. doctor, where are we going, are [ laughter ] they're like oh, my god, this we signed up, do you have
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questions -- i'm real practical, guy might give us alaska back if like let's get this together. but really i think it's beene we ask him nicely. [ laughter ] so russia weighed in on all this like media coverage from the -- today. a spokesman for putin said if i hate talking about my own work. like media coverage. the white house wants to release it still feels so unnatural. but a lot of the coverage about any transcripts of calls between putin and trump they have to get the book was like devastating russian permission first. ady'hay with little ding don ie diagnosis. like and a lot of people have approached me that just read a headline, i'm so sorry that this happened. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> it's interesting that it's -- doesn't get the okay before he publishes them. >> jimmy: click bait. >> yeah, the devastating thing this is so crazy. isn't this crazy, guillermo? came up so many times. >> guillermo: very crazy. i understand why we have to write stories sometimes that intrigue people. [ laughter and there are things like [ laughter ] >> jimmy: trump also suggested devastating hiv but actually that adam schiff, who runs the that's like one tiny baby line house intelligence committee, be in this gorgeous 288-page book. arrested for treason, he suggested that today, for daring and really i talk about really to look into all these stupid what this is is it's like the and illegal things he story of my survival. did. and still most every prominent and it's the story of like my republican is sticking with mom would say learning to bloom trump. none of these guys are on the where you're planted and then uprooting your pot but not phone but they're all 100% sure messing up your little root so he did nothing wrong. you could move to l.a. and other they 100% believe there is no need to look into one iota of -- places. but hopefully by ending stigma it's shocking. it really is. and i want to read a quote today and really embracing acceptance more people like me won't want
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that i saw last night. i want to share it. to escape their little baby on the subject of donald trump. hometowns and they'll have like and it goes like this. better upbringings where they're not getting bullied a the elect "the man is a pathological liar. he doesn't know the difference between truth and lies. he lies with practically every you know -- word that comes out of his mouth. and he has a pattern that i think is straight out of a [ cheers and applause ] this is literally the way -- psychology textbook. that and then statehood for d.c. his response is to accuse statehood for d.c. and then everybody else of lying. whatever he does he accuses kindness. we've got a primary and a backup everyone else of doing. plan. the man cannot tell the truth >> jimmy: if you can do those two things you can grow up to but he combines it with being a become a very successful person narcissist. a narcissist at a level i don't with the cleanest and shiniest think this country has ever beard in the world. seen. everything in donald's world is about donald, and he combines >> yes! being a pathological liar, and i [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jonathan van ness! say pathological because i actually think donald, if you his memoir is "over the top: a hooked him up to a lie detector raw journey to self-love." test, he could say one thing in the morning, one thing at noon and one thing in the evening, thank you, jojt. all contradictory, and he'd pass we'll be right back with lucy boynton. the lie detector test each time. which menu am i looking at here? start with "ta-paz." -oh, it's tapas. -tapas. whatever lie he's telling at that minute he believes it. get out of town. but the man is utterly a moron." it's like eating dinner with your parents. sandra, are you in school? yes, i'm in art school. oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] so have you thought about how you're gonna make money? at least we're learning some new things.
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all right. you want to know who said that? we bundled our home and auto with progressive, saved a bunch. any guesses? those are the words of none other than republican senator but we can protect your home and auto when you bundle with us. ted cruz back in 2016. that's what the extra menu's for. and where is that guy now? how can it all be different? come on, ted. fire that cruz missile again. we need it. [ laughter ] ted cruz has been pretty quiet throughout this. but the president's henchman and when you bundle with us. ♪ woman were out in full force this weekend defending their boss baby with everything they've got. >> mueller wasn't a witch hunt, this is salem witch trials have create up to 12 combinations with more due process than this. applebee's new pasta and grill combos starting at $9.99. how do you know she's a witch? somebody told me she's a witch. and get more bites for how do you know she's a witch? your buck with our i read articles thinking she late night half-priced apps. now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. might abe witch. >> guess what? daddy comes running to the ( ♪ ) rescue. the vice president of the united states -- >> that's not what happened. only tylenol® rapid release gels sir, that's not what happened. >> this is a deep state have laser drilled holes. operative pure and simple. they release medicine fast, >> if i were the speaker i for fast pain relief. wouldn't want to go into next tylenol®. year's election having it credibly said that all you did for the whole congress was harass the president and try to
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remove him from office. >> a couple hours later she does the worst thing a woman in power can do, she just changes her mind because the men around her said change your mind, we need an impeachment. >> what do you make of this exchange? president zelensky says "we are almost ready to buy more javelins from the united states for defense purposes. and president trump replies, i would like you to do us a favor, though." >> you just added another word. >> no. >> a favor, though? >> yes. it's in the white house transcript. >> when i read the transcript, president zelensky brings up a javelin as a protection for anti-tank. something that president obama would not sell. that president trump did to for fast pain relief. protect the ukraine. we're pretty different. we're all unique in our own ways. >> jimmy: right. somos muy diferentes. muy diferentes. because he cares about the ukraine very, very deeply. (vo) verizon knows everyone in your family is different. he couldn't find ukraine on a there are so many of us doing so many different things. map. not a chance. i would bet 00. (vo) different unlimited plans.eryonh you co ge t weeks to study it and he wouldn't be (vveryonge wt d without paying for things they don't. able to find ukraine. the plan is so reasonable,
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one person who was not defending they could stay on for the rest of their lives. trump this weekend was robert de aww, did you get that on camera? thanks, dad! niro, you who know, usually (vo) switch now to verizon. robert de niro's a very private new plans start at just $35. dpie but when it comes to trump that's our lowest price for unlimited, ever. and his friends at fox news the the network more people rely on gives you more. raging bull comes out. >> this guy is -- should not be schools are having acrto cut sports.y, president, period. >> when you say, that folks on fox come after you. i'm tony the tiger and i'm on a mission to fix that. i remember the tonys when you got up there and cursed. ♪ bring back the tigers. >> [ bleep ]. ♪ your mighty, mighty tigers. [ bleep ]. [cheering sounds] sorry. >> it's not an fcc violation. buy a box and help all kids be tigers. but it is still a sunday morning. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: cnn just met the fockers. performance comes in lots of flavors. ♪ (dramatic orchestra) [ laughter ] the president through his lawyer rudy giuliani has continued to explain his involvement in ukraine. giuliani claims he was asked by there's the amped-up, over-tuned, the state department to feeding-frenzy-of sheet-metal-kind. investigate hunter biden and joe biden even though the state department says that didn't and then there's performance that happen. just leaves you feeling better as a result. team biden responded by sending a letter to all the news networks asking them not to book that's the kind lincoln's about. giuliani on their shows anymore. which i disagree. ♪ i urge them to book giuliani on their shows as much as possible. i have a show to do too and i
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need him. [ laughter ] okay? as an alternative to giuliani biden's team is recommending that they feed a bag of meth to a goat instead and interview that. [ laughter ] but the trump campaign is smart. their strategy is to make the president look sane by allowing this is you shopping. giuliani to speak as much as and this is you maximizing at t.j.maxx. possible on every news show all the time. this is from this weekend alone. you shopping, >> i'm glad to see you have the you maximizing. courage to have me on. i'm very dangerous. the reason he had want me to be you shopping, silenced is not because i'm you maximizing. unhinged. it's because i've got facts. get more of the brands you love i mean, the poor kid is and the quality you want, and save every time. challenged. you know that. i mean, it's a shame -- >> i don't know that. it's not shopping, it's maximizing. >> i actually think they should all congratulate me. start maximizing today! >> i want to move the conversation along. a lot oof stuff -- maxx life at t.j.maxx. >> if you're a democrat -- >> that's obvious. >> he's our al gore. >> hold that thought. >> mr. mayor, how was your meeting with andre? do you have time for a call? best kurt. i should be a whistle-blower. >> there is so much -- it is damaging. it's going to hurt the country. >> yes. >> i agree.
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>> very sad. >> why don't you ask him -- he's coming up right now. re a him as often as you interrupt me? >> i gave you plenty of chances to -- >> let's see how the interview goes. hi, adam. nice to see you. >> thank you, mr. mayor. >> ha, ha, ha, ha. >> jimmy: the president has 200 lawyers. that's the one he picks to be on tv. [ laughter ] so rudy was subpoenaed by three house committees this afternoon in relation to this. this is all coming to a head, a very, very unhinged head. mean, i'm sure this is no coincidence, as the president faces a scandal involving the use of a separate server to hide records of his phone calls his state department is ramping up an investigation into hillary clinton's e-mails. remember that one? that's what he's focused on. this is like if o.j. halfw wawa through the trial demanded an investigation of franco harris. he was a football player. never mind.
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[ laughter ] meanwhile -- monday night i know the nfl fans were elsewhere. [ laughter ] there's good news for those of you who would like to escape t planet, which is a lot of people right now. elon musk this weekend -- you know the tesla guy, elon musk? unveiled his plan to fly private citizens to the moon. and this is the rocket, which is a little bit phallic, yes. [ laughter ] i hope mike pence doesn't see this because he will send the space force in to blow it up. but elon musk said, this is going to sound totally nuts but i think we want to try to read orbit in about six months. >> dicky: if you're going to be in the l.a. area and want to see [ laughter ] the show, call 866-jimmy-tix or met me tell you something, the words "this is going to sound totally nuts," probably the last words i want to hear before traveling into space. go to jimmykimmellive.com. [ laughter ] imagine you heard that on a ♪ plane. s hi"toi gis totally nuts." [ laughter ] musk plans to send a japanese billionaire around the moon sometime in the not too distant future. i'll tell you something. ♪ shooting billionaires into space, best idea i've heard in quite some time. [ laughter ] i hope we get to pick which
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>> i know what's going on between you and river. he told me what happened. i admired his honesty. we have complete transparency. i've always known he was fluid. i am too. and if you're the way he deals with that part of himself, that's fine. but i want in too. come over to my house after school. let's all get it on. >> okay. >> jimmy: "the politician" is on netflix now. please welcome lucy boynton. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight, from the new netflix show "the politician," lucy boynton is here. ♪ that was very funny. i don't think i ever would have left school if i had a conversation like that. which i did not, by the way. then, this is his album, called "heartache medication." jon pardi from the mercedes-benz >> good. me neither. >> jimmy: you are from -- well, outdoor stage. you were born in new york and then you moved to london when you were how old?
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>> when i was about 4, 5. you can see jon tomorrow and wednesday night at the ryman auditorium in >> jimmy: 4 or 5. nashville, tennessee. so how do you learn the specific american accent that no one can detect? >> thank you. tomorrow night, "the joker" i mean, i was born there. himself joaquin phoenix will be here. elizabeth olsen will join us and so i kind of learned to speak we'll have music from lukas nelson and promise of the with an american accent. real. and later this week -- but then when we moved i gwyneth paltrow, bob iger, chef continued to watch far too much evan funke, plus music from american television. lunay, and anderson paak >> jimmy: it's always tv. it's always television. featuring smokey robinson. >> it is. my mother was not most please bd please join us for that. it when we were kids but -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but it paid off. >> now she doesn't really have our first guest has primped, an excuse. permed and plucked his way >> jimmy: at the time what shows through four very popular seasons of "queer eye." were you watching that you learned this accent from? this memoir is called "over the >> "sabrina the teenage witch" top: a raw journey to and "saved by the bell." self-love." please welcome, [ cheers and applause ] see, right? yeah. >> jimmy: at the time did you jonathan van ness. know you were learning the accent to use as an actor one day? >> i did not. ♪ that is just my excuse now. >> jimmy: i see. good. that would make sense. [ cheers and applause ] yes. so some good does come out of watching television. i hope that somewhere in maybe a third world country someone is watching us right now and learning to talk just like me and you. it's great to see you. [ laughter ] >> you too. >> just like me. >> jimmy: you play a very
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>> jimmy: do you know pick your own outfits or do you have a team that does that for you? ambitious, wealthy girl running >> my friend allison brooks and for student body president. i, she's an incredible stylist. we have a collaboration. i put her through her paces. do they have -- do they run for we comeetr aelways king or queen in england or how sort t something out. does it work? >> jimmy: do you say surprise me >> we don't. i want to wear something that no >> jimmy: you don't have student council? >> no. one has ever seen before? we had like head girl but that's because i feel like this is something no one has ever worn about it. >> jimmy: head girl? >> yeah, but -- before. >> i'm not a total surprise person. >> jimmy: okay. >> when it comes to what we're [ laughter ] [ applause ] going to wear. >> jimmy: i see. oh, my god. >> but i am a big surprise thank you. >> jimmy: is thissa at an all person on other things. girls school? >> yes. >> jimmy: why is your beard so >> jimmy: so the boys, there clean and shiny, by the way? would be head boy also? >> yeah. i wish i could get my beard that [ laughter ] yes, there would. clean and shiny. but they didn't really have >> right now i'm using this gorgeous squaling biosunsbiosunn any -- didn't have any jobs. >> jimmy: they didn't have any jobs? you'd just be the head person? oil. >> you'd just be the head girl. it's a gorgeous beard oil. >> jimmy: that's what i need-s a gorgeous beard oil. >> you need a shinier beard. a badge. >> jimmy: there's a badge? >> jimmy: it's not as shiny as i >> of course. >> jimmy: what does it say on would like. i like to keep everything very the badge? clean. >> we really should apply some >> head girl. on the commercial break. but i was never that person. >> jimmy: will you apply some i was never the astrid of my oil to my beard during the break? >> yes. school. i was kind of the one who was >> jimmy: okay. that would be good. very afraid of the school astrid. >> jimmy: this was in 1965. [ cheers and applause ] this is a terrible segue now.
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but i do want to talk about your you were in high school probably book, which is getting a lot of six years ago. attention for a number of nobody caught that. reasons. but particularly you reveal in nobody said that's an the book that you are and have interesting thing to put on a badge of a child. been for some time hiv positive. >> no. not until they see this. >> that is true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: which is -- now, is and they're going to rip all the that something that you -- a badges off. >> jimmy: maybe they will rethink everything. >> one hopes so. decision you wrestled with >> jimmy: okay. but you did not run for that before you decided to put that position. >> i did not. i had no interest in any point in the book? >> yeah. you know, it was -- i think as of power. >> jimmy: but you know how it goes here. soon as, you know, "queer eye" kids make posters and all that came out and i realized it was kind of stuff. >> it's kind of a scary thing to becoming like this moment i was put that power in children's hands. like, wow, like that's fun. great and positive but -- not in and then i started -- it started to dawn on me pretty quickly. the ryan murphy high school i was like -- over the course of version of it. >> jimmy: not in the ryan murphy the time of coming out we had an version. you've got quite a group of co-stars in this. administration like fired the who's in this show? >> everyone. hiv advisory council in 2017 and >> jimmy: you've got gwyneth has launched this systematic paltrow. >> yes. attack on planned parenthood, >> jimmy: ben platt. which is like the place where i >> we've got january jones and had access to testing. and had it not been for planned dylan mcdermott as my parents. parenthood i wouldn't have known my very intimidating parents. that i was hiv positive. >> jimmy: nice. >> jimmy: wow. you've got bette midler is on >> yeah. the show. >> bette midler, judith light, i didn't have health insurance at the time and i needed access bob balance ban. to testing. it's a good -- so it was -- i think as i've >> jimmy: going into this, and i'm sure you got to hang out witnessed this kind of like
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with some of these people, going demonization of people who dare in, though, who were you most excited to meet of that group? to be pregnant or engage in s from planned parenthood from i >> i guess i was just thinking was like i really need to speak about my parents a lot of it. about this because we have states in the united states that i was kind of terrified to meet have new hiv infection rates january and dylan. >> jimmy: you were scared that are really alarming. because they were playing your and it's so sad because it parents? >> because they are, you know, doesn't need to be. who they are and yeah. when people who are hiv positive that whole ryan murphy universe have access to atr, or is a very intimidating thing. >> jimmy: but it does seem like anti-retroviral therapy, we are able to achieve and maintain an once you're in the ryan murphy undetectible viral load. universe you stay in the ryan and there's been so many murphy universe. studies, the most recent one which would lead me to believe which was by the national institutes of health led by dr. that everyone likes him, right? anthony fauci, and it followed >> yes. like a lot of sero-discoordinate he himself, yes. couples which means one's he and the creators are negative, one's positive, for fantastic. >> jimmy: they must be, though, ten years. and not one transmission in the because you see people like study was reported. >> jimmy: if it's undetectible, if you keep it low then it's not jessica lange or something like that who's -- transmittable. >> always returning. >> yes. so undetectible equals >> jimmy: yeah. who's always with them. untransmittable. >> i remember our last day of and that has been backed up by a filming in new york, and ryan lot of studies. basically when you're hiv enters. he kind of approaches and comes positive you have access -- you up the stairs wearing had can get access to this floor-length faux fur coat and medication and you become these huge gucci sunglasses and undetectible and you can really everything kind of seems to live a gorgeous normal life. happen in slow motion when it's 50 to 75 years.
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but the real reason why i wanted to auk about it in the book is ryan murphy. and everyone just kind of when i was 25 and got this i was applauded. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> he is a thing unto himself. yeah. not someone who had this he's an incredible human. >> jimmy: i heard the whole cast platform. i did not have access financially that i have now. and the amount of hoops that i went to disneyland. >> yes, we did. had to jump through, it was the aids drug assistance program. >> jimmy: who 5r7kd tharranged ? >> that was for ben's birthday i it was ryan white funding, it think pretty early on. was medi-cal. there was like four, five, six our storylines don't always coincide. sew was the leader of bringing layers of social safety net that i had to navigate as a us all together. 25-year-old. >> jimmy: did you go on a bus? and it just is not appropriate. did you wait in line? what kind of a disneyland like people that are finding out experience are we talking about? that they're hiv positive need a >> we got to skip the lines. doctor and they need their which is fun. but it does make you appreciate the lines a more when medication and they need to know they're going to have access to their medication forever because you're your fourth time on space mountain and you're starting to we know that when people who are realize why you can benefit from living with hiv maintain an having a bit of pause between. undetectible bio load through - >> jimmy: right. and the people who are in the art therapy we are undetectible line, when you pass by them -- forever. >> jimmy: and it's expensive >> hate you. >> jimmy: they want to kill you. this medication. >> well, it is if you don't have insurance. >> hate you. there is the aids drug >> jimmy: so that's -- >> and you go by every time just assistance program, there is ryan white funding, medi-cal expansion programs through a lot looking slightly queasier and of states there, you away to get suddenly everyone's slightly deterred from space mountain. >> jimmy: so four times on space it but it is a huge burden on someone to navigate that system and if you don't have access to mountain. everybody made it through okay? those things -- yeah, last month >> it was a long day and we got
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i lost my -- i misplaced my a van on the way there and it was fun but then we got a party bottle of medication. bus on the way back, which pp it was in new york city. i was in philadelphia. seemed such a good idea until on i didn't want to have my pill the way home everybody else fell asleep. for one night. even though i want to say if you >> jimmy: oh, really? don't have your pill for one >> and it's kind of flashing night it's okay if you miss it every once in a while. lights and you're just kind but i didn't want to miss it. of -- just me. so i went to cvs and i had my [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're the only one awake? >> yeah. me and zoey. prescription and they were like >> jimmy: why did they shuttle that will be $3500. you there in a van to start >> jimmy: whoa. >> what do you did -- at this point in my life i have access with? >> it made sense to keep the to $3500 without having to call party going -- like a bunch of family members >> jimmy: were you sneaking over and freaking out. the border or going to but that was like no. disneyland? >> exactly. it's really a collection of decisions that made me want to >> jimmy: i have a feeling this talk about this. is one of those huge hits that and it was scary to -- i never people will be l. become pictured myself sitting here on obsessed with in various alarming ways. your couch talking about >> it is kind of concerning how undetectibles equals much they appreciate -- untransmittable. >> jimmy: right. >> jimmy: even when i saw the >> but sometimes -- i've been billboards i was like okay, telling a lot of people to speak that's a show everyone's going do watch. >> yeah. truth to power. every single billboard along and i was like i think i have to sunset. take my turn to speak truth to >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. the show's called "the power. >> jimmy: do that yourself. politician." it's out on netflix now. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and interesting because i think lucy boynton, everybody. we'll be right back with jon so few people know about these par pardi. things. and also it's not something that [ cheers and applause ] it's comfortable to ask somebody ♪
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who is in this situation, pry into their personal lives. but to learn that i think is very important. >> well, yeah. and i think obviously it needs >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by to be someone who's willing to offer you this information, to the 2019 a-class. mercedes-benz. talk about it, but that was another reason why i wanted to the best or nothing. talk about it, because we have to like end the stigma around stis and around living with hiv. we have come such a long way in the medical community, and it's interesting because there's just no reason with what we know in the medical advance that's we've had in the last 20 years for anyone to be contracting hiv now, especially in light of truvata or prep, which is preexposure access which you can take when you're negative and it keeps you from contracting the hiv virus. it's like 99% fechktness. that's one thing i was talking to nancy pelosi about which is the prep access and coverage act and the equality act. >> this is so interesting because yesterday in the middle of all that nancy pelosi is working on and we know what she's working on she writes "this week in addition to officially launching a formal impeachment inquiry into real
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donald trump's abuses of power but since they bought their new house... we continue the fight to end gun which menu am i looking at here? start with "ta-paz." violence and met with @jvn to -oh, it's tapas. -tapas. get out of town. discuss the equality act." it's like eating dinner with your parents. sandra, are you in school? that's goto be -- i mean, yes, i'm in art school. that's pretty crazy. oh, wow. >> yeah, it is crazy. so have you thought about how you're gonna make money? but i think what's also crazy is the lack avenue tension to at least we're learning some new things. living with hiv/aids in america we bundled our home and auto with progressive, saved a bunch. right now. so i'm very happy that speaker oh, we got a wobbler. pelosi took that time to talk to me and i think really, honey, let's talk more about it. progressive can't protect you from becoming your parents, but we can protect your home and auto let's just talk so much more when you bundle with us. about it. that's what the extra menu's for. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not only did you speak to nancy pelosi. you got a call after announcing that you endorse elizabeth warren for president, she called tto harrison, the wineus. tcollection.. you. >> yeah. it was a really busy week last to craig, this rock. week. [ laughter ] it was a really busy week. i leave these things to my heirs, but yeah. i just respect senator warren. all 39 million of you, i was not the first one aboard on one condition. that you do everything to preserve and protect them. the warren train. but there was several just kind of like wanting to write the book, there were several things that kind of nudged me toward with love, california. wanting to endorse her. but i think that the medication thing was a piece of it but
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there's also -- she is an educator. she is a policy expert. i believe that she has a way to be able to communicate the >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel necessities of what we need live" concert series is moving forward. but also i should just say that no matter who you're supporting presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. on the democratic side, honey, i am going to support them. >> jimmy: thanks to jonathan van i will campaign for them. i think everyone is better than ness and lucy boynton. who we have now. >> jimmy: would you help bernie with his hair? apologies to matt damon. >> i would do anything for the we ran out of time for him. bern, honey. i would do anything. "nightline" is next. i really support him. but first this is his album a really good note is we have to "heartache medication." breathe, honey.intoe ving into here with the title track, jon pardi! [ cheers and applause ] lot of endorsements, honey. a lot of people are going to be making decision that's we may not agree with or we may agree-w ♪ honey, and it's very important to just -- [ breathing ] feel that breath coming in your ♪ same old dive nostrils, feel the breath exiting your nostrils, feel both same old end of the work week drink ♪ feet on the floor. >> jimmy: yeah. we have to breathe honey could ♪ bartender knows my name be a good campaign slogan. [ cheers and applause ] but i don't mind jonathan van ness is here. this is his book. we'll be right back. she kicks 'em up strong serves me up right and ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ here i go again i'm drinkin' one i'm drinkin' two ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy ♪ i got my
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