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it's interesting. they talked a lot about earthquakes today. i forgot, what an earthquake actually is, it's technical, but basically an earthquake is when the planet sneezes and a tsunami is when the world pees a little after sneezing. so try to avoid them both. hey, speaking of shakeouts, another member of the trump administration is on his way out. secretary of energy, rick perry reportedly informed the president today that he plans to resign. he did not explain why, although i think we have a pretty good idea. perry's been secretary of energy since the beginning. but soon, like all the others, he'll be gone. when ben carson wakes up, he'll be like, where the hell is everybody? the president reportedly blamed rick perry for getting him on that now infamous call to in this story, the president and his admirers have been insisting there was no quid pro quo involving the call about

the bidens. mulvaney went before reporters and blatantly admitted that there was. >> the demand for an investigation into the democrats was part of the reason he ordered to withhold funding to ukraine. >> the look back to what happened in 2016 was certainly part of the thing he was worried about in corruption in that nation. and that was totally appropriate. >> what you describe ♪ is a quid pro quo. funding will not flow until an investigation into the democratic server as well. >> we do, we do that all the time. >> jimmy: and then sarah huckabee sanders burst through the wall like kool-aid and took the podium back. so all the bad stuff they're saying the president didn't do he did it and he does it all the time? it goes from if the glove

doesn't fit you must acquit to "give me back my glove! win one of his lawyers wrote that they were not involved in his statement. mick mulvaney, where have i seen this guy before? then it hit me, years ago. "raiders of the lost ark." the president, with all this going on, is still focussed on the election from016. >> rudy was one of many people incensed at the corruption that took place during that election. pure corruption. for instance, i still server? how come the fbi never got the server from the dnc?

to see the server. i'd like to see the server. i think it's very important for the country to see the server. >> jimmy: as if he has any idea what a server is. this is what trump knows about servers. >> where is the server? i'd like to see the server. i think it's very important for this country to see the server. >> jimmy: yeah, get me a bib and coloring book. he is a deep basket of fried pickles right now. his greasy little son was on "hannity" last night defending daddy and taking another series of shots at joe biden's kid. >> they want to question our family. imagine being in hiding for months and that's the interview you give? that's guilt in and of itself. >> he admitted he wouldn't have gotten the millions but for his father. >> jimmy: do you think sean

hannity realizes what he's yelling, he wouldn't have gotten the millions if it weren't for his father, he's yelling those words at donald trump jr.? maybe the spray-on beard threw him off. i don't know. but go on, djtj. from a hypocrisy stand point, let's see if you can top that. >> double standard is despicable. joe biden knows nothing about it other than they're playing golf together. >> jimmy: and it means they're criminals together, right? like this innocent photo of someone having dinner with the giuliani goons that got arrested. there they are. the four moscow-teers. the white house announced that the united states will host the next g 7 summit at the trump

doral golf resort in miami. the president is generously renting his golf resort out. he doesn't care anymore. guess what? round of golf's a million bucks. that doesn't include cart. and we're tripling the room rate. leave a duffle bag of kruegerans by the door. it's a clear violation emoluments clause. but it wouldn't be decided until june. which hopefully he wouldn't be president by then. wouldn't that shall great. [ applause ] >> jimmy: mike pence by the way was in turkey, trying to clean up the mess trump made when he pulled our troops out of syria. many of the kurds, our allies,

were immediately killed. and after the meeting, pence said turkey has agreed to a cease-fire. but the turkish government said no, we didn't. they called it a pause. either way, trump took a victory lap and said the deal never would have been made without him. he's right. because before he pulled the troops there was no fire to cease. but meanwhile, this u.s. exit from syria was so sudden and hasty we actually had to bomb one of our own bases to destroy the ammunition left behind. thanks to our genius commander in chief, the u.s. military is bombing itself. and it was a success, too. we totally caught ourselves by surprise. but mike pence, what a great moment for him. he marched right up to the turkish president and told him to stop the invasion or he'll feel the full might of the space force. watch this. this is amazing video of pence's meeting with erdogan, the turkish president. there they are. sitting silently at a table

together. while photographs are taken. and this is good. first of all, whoever did these wax figures is terrific. they look just like them. this goes on for an exceptionally long time. i knew mike pence liked to party, ♪ it's, [ applause ] whoever blinks first has to pull his troops out. this is like the worst tinder date ever. so to recap, mike pence flew tur die negotia turkey to negotiate. congratulations, he will be getting an extra scoop of kibble in his bowl tonight i have no doubt. all next week we are going to be in new york next week. we have five shows from the brooklyn academy of music and quite a lineup of guests. eddie murphy, bruce springsteen,

bernie sanders, benedict cumberbatch, alisha alisha alisa lot of surprises. i sent guillermo to bob and barbara's lounge there, and -- [cheers and applause] hi guillermo. guillermo, are you dancing, are you sad that the bus trip is almost over? >> jimmy, i been in the bus for six days, and i feel like it was two years. >> jimmy: yeah. so bob and barbara's is a legendary bar in philadelphia, home to the longest-running drag show in philadelphia, which just happens to take place on thursday night. so we sent guillermo there. have you ever been to a drag show before? >> no, jimmy, this is my first time. >> new friends.

please introduce us. what's happenin'? how's it goin'? hi there, what's your name? >> i'm lisa. >> hi, lisa, how are you? you run the show. you run the show, correct? >> yes, of course i run the show here. >> jimmy: and how long has this show been happening? >> 25 years. >> jimmy: wow. and by the way, i wanted everybody to go through and introduce yourselves real quickly. >> i'm ginger >> i'm ms. america 2020. >> i'm lady geisha staten. >> i'm karen >> i'm tina montgomery.

>> i'm your current reigning ms. bob and barbara's 2020. >> hello, jimmy, i'm your deejay, solano tee. how are you? >> jimmy: step forward so we can really get your guillermoness. and take it in. >> hello, jimmy! >> jimmy: you look more like guillermo than guillermo right now. >> i'm his brother's sister. i'm both. >> jimmy: your mustache is starting to come off. there you go. >> your mustache is coming off! >> no, no. that's just an illusion. >> jimmy: ms. lisa, is there any special, do you have to do anything special with out-of-towners when they come to visit? >> well, you know, they come and i have them up on stage and have them perform. >> jimmy: you have an out-of-towner right there, why don't you bring him up on stage.

>> we're going to se it togethe. [cheers and applause] >> a boa. now we need some music. >> jimmy: what's guillermo's drag name? >> i'm going to give you hayworth. >> jimmy: here from bob and barbara's lounge, for the very first time, fajita hayworth. all right, guillermo, i'm going to leave you there, all right? we'll see you in brooklyn, fajita. one more thing. it's thursday night, which means it's time to bleep and blur the biee it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> my dad used to say a job's a

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. >> jimmy: well, hi there, welcome back. tonight, from "castle rock" on hulu, lizzy caplan is here. then, his album is called "country squire." tyler childers from the mercedes-benz stage. next week, we will be in brooklyn at the brooklyn academy of music with a lot of great guests, and we have a special twitter emoji to celebrate. ifet uhe hasht

or "kimmel in brooklyn" or "kimmel," an emoji pops up magically. and your life will never be the same again, in a good way. >> jimmy: you know our first guest from "knocked up," "clueless," to "anchorman" and multiple marvel movies. next, he has the pleasure of working with himself, as man and clone in the new series "living with yourself." it premieres tomorrow on netflix. please welcome paul rudd. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> there's this split second when you know the thing's coming up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and you think, what do i do?

do i, is it, because it's a little bit like "price it right." is it a new car! the curtain goes up. >> jimmy: and you'd think it was like a mechanical device. it's just a guy pulling a string. >> it works. >> jimmy: it's all disappointing, but yeah, it does work and you were able to break free and come out here. >> i'd like to think that my entrance was disappointing. >> jimmy: no, your entrance was perfect. there was no problem with it at all. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you didn't take too much time. you didn't rush out too quickly and didn't take too much time. that's the key, really. >> i tell you something, i thought i didn't commit, i kind of danced, didn't totally. >> jimmy: this isn't "ellen". so you don't have to dance. >> i didn't know if it was part of the rules. >> jimmy: there are no rules. you just walk right out. it's very old-fashioned. what's going on with you? >> i'm promoting this show.

>> jimmy: oh, you're promoting? i thought you were just here to you say hi. now i feel cheap, like you were using me. >> no, it does seem cheap. >> jimmy: are you on a big tour right now? >> yeah, i am. i fly back to new york tonight. >> jimmy: we're going to new york tomorrow. >> i just heard that. i live in new york. i came out so we could talk for five minutes. and so. >> jimmy: you came out here, and we're going to be there where we could have just had you on there. >> could have. that would have been great. >> jimmy: but think of all the frequent flyer miles you've wracked up now. >> that's true. >> jimmy: think of all the great stuff you've done for the environment, too. >> i'll use those frequent flyer miles the next time you go to new york. >> jimmy: how long have you lived in new york? >> i've lived in new york for 25 years. >> jimmy: that's a long time. why'd you go out there?

did you say i'm going to go be in the theet sner >> th >> that was a big part of it. i had just graduated from acting school and theater is a viable thing in new york more so than los angeles. i was here for a few years but i thought, i really want to move to new york and i thought if i do, i'll know when the time is right. and, hmm, in one week i got the, there were a bunch of car wrecks, five in a week. two i wasn't even in. i had rented a car and somebody smashed it. i need to go somewhere where there isn't a car. i went to new york, got an audition for i believe the manhattan theater club. i needed to do a monologue, and i thought, i went to the juilliard library, i'll do this one from "amadeus". and i was trying to memorize it and couldn't get it down, and i was thinking, this is stupid. i love amadeus, i'm going to do an impersonation, the actor who played it in the movie.

and i was walking to the audition, not focussed, going over the lines, over the lines. i couldn't get through them. every fifth through it i got through. i backed into somebody and i'm sorry, it was tom hulse. >> jimmy: by the way, the guy who said "no" works here. he hears stories every night. the first time i've ever heard a noise out of him. but i'm going to have to agree with him. >> it was super weird, right? this is very interesting. the reason i bumped into you is i was doing this monday laologu amadeus and i'm about to do an audition. i'm thinking about moving here. and he said it's great, you'll love it. and i said great, i will. i went, did the audition, called my landlord and said i'm going to move to new york.

and a week later i got leehere. >> jimmy: you got "hulsed." have you seen tom hulse and spoken to him about this? >> one other time, a few years later, it was, he was directing a play. >> jimmy: oh. >> he was working out of seattle and i auditioned for a play. >> jimmy: now i wonder if he knows that you' are "ant man." can you go and live a normal life now? or are you chased by children everywhere you turn? >> i think i can live a normal life, but i do, i do antman". i presume they're talking about the movie. >> jimmy: and you're going to be

in the gho"ghostbusters" movie. >> who you gonna call? >> jimmy: so you know the whole thing. tell us everything. >> i'll tell you one thing that's pretty great. >> jimmy: okay. >> i think fans of the original will like the film. it exists in the world you know. that movie was directed by ivan wrightman as everybody knows. this was directed by jason wrightman. now it's kind of a family business. >> jimmy: it's son of "ghostbusters" now. that's pretty great. >> there's something special about that. >> jimmy: was it cool worng with dan aykroyd and bill murray? i thought i'd throw it out. how about ernie hudson? i bet you guys got along well.

nothing. what could they do to you? >> isn't it terrible we've come to this place where we're talking about movies, but we can't talk about anything. i can't say anything in the past. i can't, i could never tell anybody i was antman. now i can tell tuyou about "ghostbusters" it's directed by jason wri jason wrightman. >> jimmy: is it set in new york? >> i know that. >> jimmy: now we know that. >> i know that it's set in new york. i know the answer to that question. >> jimmy: i saw your new show by the way and very much enjoyed it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we're going to show a clip and discuss it. but the concept is, your character is cloned. >> right. >> jimmy: and now there's two of you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't want to ruin this, either, can i say why there are two of you or no? >> even if you can't -- >> jimmy: let's show the clip,

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we offer our sincere apologies. >> i'm sorry, somehow that seems a little insufficient. at the minimum, at the minimum, i should get a refund! >> sorry, no refunds, corporate policy. >> are you going to add anything to this? huh? are you just going to sit there? >> this isn't real, right? this is some kind of trick. >> no. >> so who's the clone? >> you. >> jimmy: that's paul rudd and paul rudd, in "living with yourself." it premieres tomorrow on netflix. okay. i have a lot of questions. first of all, do you get paid double for playing two characters? >> no, it's just one salary. >> jimmy: you should get paid twice. secondly, i was watching this movie, i mean tv show, it excited me thinking about having

another one of me, and like i just thought, like, maybe it makes me sound like an egotist, but i would love to have another one of me. >> what would you do? who would do the show? >> jimmy: we'd trade-off, you know? >> nice. >> jimmy: masturbation would be weird. but, just to have another me to hang out with. >> how so? [ laughter ] but no, i think it would be a fun thing, but i will say this. there's an opening scene of the show is, and i hope i'm not ruining anything, but i'm going to ruin something. you are, one of your clone, your real self is buried under the earth and is clawing out of a shallow grave and you have a bag over your head. >> disturbing, send it? >> jimmy: and this, to me, looked like the worst thing anyone would ever have to do. was it terrible?

>> it was horrible. i read this in the script and thought, what a really, that's a cool way to open the show, and i stupidly didn't think about what it would be like to film it, because i'm also just wearing a diaper, as well, but we showed up. it was kind of at the beginning of the shoot, and i walked to the set, which was just in a public park, by the way. >> jimmy: mm-hm. really? >> yeah, people are riding their bikes. i'm in a diaper into a grave. i saw this open grave, and i thought, oh, and then i said, well, what's that? and there was a tube sticking out into the grave, and they said, well, we have to bury you, so you have to put your mouth over that like a snorkel, otherwise i wouldn't be able to breathe. >> jimmy: which is bad. >> yeah, it's not good. >> jimmy: no. >> so i had to be wrapped in a bag and breathe through this tube and they kept putting dirt

over me, and there's a natural instinct in all of us knows that that's bad. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> and it was really, uh, it was awful. >> jimmy: it seemed awful. >> yeah, it was terrible. >> jimmy: and i don't know why i'm comforted to know. >> and it was cold! >> jimmy: how do you keep the two, are the two characters different? >> they are different. >> jimmy: in what ways? >> you know, one is, it's basically this guy who's not in the greatest place in his life. and he's just, you know, tired and he's, his marriage isn't great, work isn't great. so he goes to this spa, because his co-worker says i went, i feel fantastic. so he goes and turns out, it's not exactly what he thought it was going to be. and this cloning thing happens. and the original guy is supposed to die. >> jimmy: now there's two of the guys. >> i don't, i come back. but now there's this new and

improved version of me. >> jimmy: ah. >> san francisco so >> so some of the differences, we thought it can't be so extreme. hair is a little different, posture is a little different. clothes are different. clothes are baggier and sh lumpier with the old guy and the new guy's put together. i had a really embarrassing moment. i get really into it. i get focussed. and when i was playing the new version there was a scene i was doing and i'm all tucked in and put together. and i'm thinking about the scene and something that a trick you can do to tuck in your shirt, instead of tucking your shirt in like this i will unzip my fly and i rich in and pull down the front of my shirt. >> jimmy: i do that, too. cleto senior taught me to do that. >> it's greatest thing. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> i'm pulling the shirt with my

hand down my fly and i looked up and realized oh, there's 30 people in the scene and they're all looking at me laughing, because it was the grossest, most pornographic. you know, hand down my pants. >> jimmy: so the difference between the two characters is one touches himself in public. >> well, that's why i was interested in the masturbation. >> jimmy: paul rudd! "living with yourself" premieres tomorrow on netflix. we'll be right back.

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♪ >> jimmy: hi there, music from tyler childers is on the way. you know our next guest from "masters of sex" and other wonderful things. she returns to tv on "castle rock." season two premieres wednesday on hulu. please say hello to lizzy caplan. ♪ s d ap >> jimmy: you look very beautiful. >> thank you, you, too, look

very beautiful. >> jimmy: thank you, i appreciate that. you got married since the last time you were here. >> i did. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: to a foreigner. to a non-american. >> to an english man. >> jimmy: what is his name? >> tom, thomas. >> jimmy: does he go by thomas? >> no. he goes by tom. >> jimmy: if he goes by thomas he becomes the english muffin. >> with the nooks and crannies. you got to have those crannies. >> jimmy: where do you live? >> half the time in l.a. and half the time in london, england. >> jimmy: [cheers and applause] >> ever heard of it? they should be clapping the queen. >> jimmy: if you mention ottawa, they'll go berserk. >> ottawa! [cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: do you experience culture shock going from lac.a.o london? >> i do. there are some stereotypes that are very true. >> jimmy: like what? >> politeness. i'm not going to go into the teeth and all of that. but politeness, honestly, if you bump into somebody on the street in england, the person you bumped into will apologize. >> jimmy: oh. >> it's that polite. it's wonderful. >> jimmy: is your husband like that? >> impeccable manners. very debonair, but that's not what i like about him. >> jimmy: what do you like about him? >> i like that he tends to get into the most embarrassing, humiliating situations on earth, and when they occur in england, because of the polite society, it's like ten times better. >> jimmy: oh, like what? >> for example. >> jimmy: okay. >> we were at the theater. we do that in england. very classy, very dignified.

it was intermission. i sat there in our seats. he was in the bathroom, the loo. and i'm just kind of soaking it in. it feels very classy. i felt grown-up for the first time in maybe ever. and then he runs back to the seat. he abruptly returns. he sits down next to me, and i look at him. and he's just looking straight ahead and pale, white as a ghost, covered in sweat. what's going on? and he said -- i was like, no, what, are you okay? and he said something happened. in the bathroom? like what? and he said that he was at the urinal. your-eye-nal, as they say. and he exhaled loudly, and i could see in his face, he knew what he was about to tell me was

like a gift. it would bring me endless joy forever. >> jimmy: to his evil american wife. >> yes. and he said he was at the your-eye-nal and went to spit his gum into said your-eye-nal. do people do that? >> jimmy: sometimes they do that. >> he went to spit the gum, but it got caught on my lip and tumbled down and i followed it with my eyes and almost as if it were in slow motion i saw it bounce off the man standing next to me's penis. [ laughter ] i was just like, yes! it washed over me. oh, my god, this is like a gift, like christmas!

thank you! so i was like, what did he do? was he mad? you're in america, i assume you get punched in the face or something. and he said, he apologized. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: wow. were you able to continue with the play? >> no, i didn't care about the play after that. i wanted him to tell the story even slower. ooh, drink it in. >> jimmy: that's good stuff. that's a great story, very, very good. >> one of many. >> jimmy: this show you're on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i loch thve this idea. explain the character you're playing. >> i play annie wilks. you may have heard of her before, played by kathy bates. she may or may not have won an oscar. >> jimmy: would this be considered a prequel to

"misery"? >> yes, this is the annie before the misery. >> jimmy: we get to see how annie became annie. >> that's true. >> jimmy: have you spoken to kathy bates about this? >> no, i don't know how to do that. it's too late now. >> jimmy: hopefully she's not upset. she'll break your ankles. >> she'll hobble me great. >> jimmy: is it fun playing a crazy character? >> there's something liberating about not having to worry about being attractive and being su e subtle. and going huge bonkers. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's great to see you. congratulations on everything. season te "jimmy kimmel

live" concert series is presented by the 2020 gle, mercedes benz, the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank paul rudd and lizzy caplan, apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, this is his album "country squire." here with the song ""all your'n," tyler childers! ♪ driving through the roadwork oh the work they took forever on ♪ ♪ the road cones blur like memories of the mil♪hela yed tor ayers ldin inwn door d

♪before we ev decti lg before i knew the half of half that i'm sure of now ♪ ♪ and though i'd say it ain't the way that you'd a gone about it ♪ ♪ you follow me and lead me on and never let me down ♪ ♪ so i'll love you til my lungs give out i ain't lying i'm all your'n you're all mine ♪ ♪ there ain't two ways around it there ain't no trying bout it ♪ ♪ i'm all your'n you're all mine ♪ ♪ fried morels

♪ ♪ fried morels and fine hotels and all that in the middle ♪ ♪ every bite and curtain drawn i wanna taste with you ♪ ♪ the goddess in my days in pen the muse i ain't refusing ♪ ♪ the part of me that ain't around i'm always talking to ♪ ♪ so i'll love you til my lungs give out i ain't lying i'm all your'n you're all mine ♪ ♪ there ain't two ways around it there ain't no trying bout it ♪ ♪ i'm all your'n you're all mine ♪

♪ ♪ so i'll love you til my lungs give out i ain't lying i'm all your'n you're all mine ♪ ♪ there ain't two ways around it there ain't no trying bout it ♪ ♪ i'm all your'n you're all mine ♪ ♪ no there ain't two ways around it there ain't no trying bout it ♪ ♪ i'm all your'n you're all mine ♪

[cheers and applause] this is "nightline." >> by the way, whatever happened to hunter? >> the president wants to know where i am? i'm right here. >> the son of a former vice president stepping out of the shadow. the exclusive interview. >> do you think you're a distraction right now to your father's campaign? go you and your father ever discuss ukraine? >> opening up about addiction and loss. >> "nightline," hunter biden, the interview, will be right back.