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team, thanks for joining us. on jimmy kimmel live coming up right now is tyler perr dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- tyler perry. from "the view," sunny hostin. and comedian gina brillon. and now, for the first time tonight, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. appreciate it. hello, i'm jimmy. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please, relax. thank you for joining us on the 8th of october, which that day might not mean anything to you right off the bat, but it's a significant day october 8th. on october 8, 1871, a wildlife killed up to 2500 people, the deadliest wildlife in recorded history. also in 1871, the great fire of chicago killed 200 people,
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destroyed more than four miles of buildings. and the original emancipation proclamation. and in 1940, german troops occupied romania. in 1952, the worst a little rail crash. rail crash. and on 1970, this baby was born and mutated into the monster now known as matt damon. [cheers and applause] and somewhere, right now, matt is celebrating by eating a free ice cream sundae all alone at ihop. you know, for whatever reason, matt has a star on the hollywood walk of fame. can we get a shot of that? and because i am the bigger man, i thought it would be nice to put aside our differences and what -- oh, my god, oh, no, that's not, you hate to see that happen on this special day. matt damon's birth someday a good reminder that there are bad things happening in this country
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that have nothing to do with the president at all. it was another impeachy-keen day in washington. congress was supposed to hear testimony from gordon sondland. he was scheduled to spill the borsht. before three house committees today, regarding very suspicious text messages he sent about ukraine. but the white house put the brakes on that. he was told in the middle of the night he was not permitted to testify. the president wrote, i would love to send ambassador sondland, but he'd be testifying before a truly kangaroo court. where republicans' rights have been taken away and true facts are not allowed out for the public to see. importantly, the tweet -- it was a text by the way -- says i believe you're incorrect about the president's intentions.
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the president has been crystal clear. no quid pro quo of any kind. that says it all. and that doesn't say it all. the president is referencing a text between sondland and bill taylor. keep in mind, trump mysteriously put military aid on hold. a few days before he asked the ukrainian president to investigate hunter biden, joe biden's son. on september 1st, the ambassador wrote, are we now saying that security assistance and white house meeting are conditioned on investigations, and sondland wrote back, uh, call me. that doesn't sound fishy at all. so he called him. and about a week later, taylor wrote, as i said on the phone, i think it's crazy to withhold security assistance for help with a political campaign, which is essentially what trump is going to be impeached for.
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sondland doesn't respond to that until the next morning. sondland says i believe you are incorrect about president trump's intention. the president has been crystal clear. the president is trying to evaluate whether ukraine is truly going to adopt the transparency and reforms that president zelinsky promised during his campaign. i suggest we stop the back and forth by text. yeah, i bet you do. i suggest you give lisa kenna or s a call. like a guilty husband who found out his wife got into his dms? then five hours of silence, i would never have sex with you. how dare you attempt to copulate with me. and the bigly question of course, after he got that text about withholding the aid money, did sondland call donald trump? yes, he texted this crystal clear message back to cover the president's big orange ass.
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and that is what says it all. so the white house this afternoon sent an eight-page letter to democrats saying they would not cooperate with the impeachment inquiry. they're also withholding text messages from sondland's personal phone. gordon sondland got the job after he contributed a million dollars to trump's inauguration fund. it's obvious the white house thinks he knows too much. while we should have the opportunity to hear his testimony, really, we don't need to hear his testimony. we have the white house's own transcript of the call with the ukrainian president where trump specifically asks him to investigate the bidens days after withholding their military aid. so the "new york times" today reported that a white house official who was on the line during the call said trump's behavior was said to be crazy and frightening, like it
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is on most perfect calls. "times" says the white house lawyers were trying to figure out what to do after the call because in their words the president had clearly committed a criminal act by urging a foreign power to investigate a u.s. person for the purposes of advancing his own reelection bid in 2020. oops? how dumb is this guy? and these jackals who rally around him, they are so desperately trying to defend something they know nothing about, and they're doing it by discrediting the very house of representatives they are in. >> we would like to see the volker testimony released before we continue the depositions and transcribed interviews. and what we see in this impeachment is a kangaroo court. and chairman schiff is acting like a malicious captain kangaroo. this is a political
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clown show. >> jimmy: i will not argue that. this is a clown show, and we have president "it" running it. as the impeachment is ramping up, the president is melting down. he's said to be so paranoid about leakers he wants everyone in the white house to submit to lie detector tests. i have three words for that. "you go first." [cheers and applause] can you imagine, he wants all his staffers. i actually love this idea. i think he stumbled on the idea for his next reality show. i would watch the heck out of it. he wants to give other people a lie detector. this is like pooping your pants and walkin' around yellin', "someone in here stinks." meanwhile, with all this hell breaking loose, where in the world is trump's old pal sean spicer? ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: somehow sean spicer is still "dancing with the stars." lamar odom got eliminated last night. he will not go home empty handed. watch lamar odum on the left as he makes an unprecedented "dancing with the stars" move. >> that was so good. two things. i can't even speak i was so excited. we were all, like, i can't even speak i was so excited. we were all just smiling. >> jimmy: when you're that tall, anyway, i mentioned this last night. a bit down the road from us in west hollywood they're having what they call the first cannabis cafe in the united states, a restaurant where you can smoke pot and eat and people are lining up to get in. you can't get a reser vase vatii
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this place. marijuana is legal here in california, and those of you who walked on hollywood boulevard k. d hat id, 'se hi, sal. >> what's happenin', jimmy? >> jimmy: sal does not imbibe in any of this stuff, but one of the three people standing next to him does. one of these pedestrians is high. and my job is to guess who the person is, and your job, sal, and the staff, is to try to trick me, is that correct? >> yes, we're going to trick you good. >> jimmy: obviously, i'd guess the guy in the middle. but, let's see how hard he laughs at that. all right, well, let's speak to some of these folks, and we'll start right to cousin sal's right. what is your name? >> my name is mellecia. >> jimmy: and your parents were definitely high when they spelled your name like that. >> i am born from the '70s, so
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probably, yes. >> jimmy: are you a well-regulated mellecia? >> i believe so. >> jimmy: would you mind you miu your glass off? where are you from? >> from albuquerque, new mexico. >> jimmy: are your eyes naturally red? >> no, i have really bad allergies. i am from new mexico, so. >> jimmy: is that a -- >> she's allergic to telling the truth. >> jimmy: are people in new mexico particularly vulnerable to allergies? >> what was the question? >> oh, boy. >> jimmy: all right, i think we've got a front runner. next up, gentleman, does it say your name is "famous"? >> yes, my name is famous. >> jimmy: that's your real name, huh? >> yes. >> jimmy: have you met mellicia, famous? >> i have. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> miami, florida. >> jimmy: and you've been famous since were you born. >> yes.
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>> jimmy: what do you do for work? >> real estate. >> jimmy: do you have s signs t "famous" on on them? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're on vacation right now? >> i live in los angeles. >> jimmy: you do, you didn't forget to pack a shirt. that's intentional. is that hair or a tattoo? >> it's a tattoo. and then it's a, it's hair underneath it, yeah. >> underneath it. >> jimmy: yeah, looks like the hair is moving in on the tattoo. >> jimmy: and finally, our third contestant is -- >> i'm charlie. >> jimmy: how are you. >> i'm great, thanks. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm from england.
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>> jimmy: naturally, charlie would be the person i might suspect. would you mind removing your glasses so i can see your eyes? her eyes look pretty clear, but that could be a ruse as well. all right, charlie. charlie, what month is it? >> october. >> jimmy: okay. what's your favorite cereal, charlie? >> wheat-a-bix. >> jimmy: i don't know that one, but sounds healthy, though. i'm going to sal. i'm going to go crazy and i'm going with mellecia. are you high? >> maybe. >> how about them cowboys. >> jimmy: see that? >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: so, sal, we have prizes for the group. y.'rim: a to love that. bring that home to england and tell everyone about it. let's move the group out and get another group in there.
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>> come on in. >> jimmy: hello, group, hello. what is your name? >> rob. >> michelle. >> jimmy: michelle, where are you from? >> toronto. >> jimmy: you're canadian. >> i'm canadian, aye. >> jimmy: weed is legal up there, right? >> yep. >> jimmy: where are you right now? >> i'm in l.a. >> jimmy: okay, good, all right. next, let's meet? >> khandler. >> jimmy: this is how you spell chandler? >> yes. i guess so. >> jimmy: this must make your life hard. >> all the time. >> jimmy: no one has ever spelled your name correctly. >> or said it correctly. >> jimmy: did you ever talk to your parents and say hey, what was the deal? >> we had a conversation. >> jimmy: what does that say on your hat there? >> "god is dope".
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>> jimmy: does that mean god is dope like he's great or god is dope like i smoke until i'm feeling spiritual? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't know. >> important answer. think about it. >> jimmy: well-answered. finally, rob on the end. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: what do you do? >> i work in a gas and oil terminal new york. >> jimmy: you're on vacation. >> i'm on vacation, yep. >> jimmy: sal, i'm going to go with rob. >> no, it's not rob. he just can't speak. >> not for five years. >> jimmy: not for five years. >> yep. >> jimmy: khandler, are you high? >> no. >> jimmy: that only leaves one person. >> you can do this, jimmy, come on. >> jimmy: uh, michelle? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's you. it had to be you. all right.
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all right. well, it's ladies' night i guess. >> everyone gets cake. >> jimmy: everyone gets a cake. rob gets a cake. khandler gets a cake, give melissa two cakes if you have them. that's a very important game we play. hey, we got a great show. sunny hostin is here. comedian gina brillon is with us. and we'll be right back with tyler perry. so stick around. ♪ abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by doordash. pad thai. baked pie. half stack. taco pack. lobster mac. baby back. pork chop. soda pop. i'm hungry now. pork chop. noodle soup. cantaloupe. ice cream scoop. whipped cream bloop. dumpling. chicken wing. peking. and those crispy onion rings.
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, she is a co-host on the view. and, as if that isn't enough, she has a new show on investigation discovery called
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"truth about murder with sunny hostin." sunny hostin is here. to kill us all. then -- her new hbo stand-up special is called "easily offended." gina brillon from a special called jimmy kimmel's comedy club in las vegas. that's me. hey, tomorrow night, we are very excited. tomorrow night, howard stern and aaron paul will be here. howard is broadcasting from la this week. and on thursday regina king, nat wolff, and music from jimmy eat world. which happens to be my mantra. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is an actor, writer, director, producer and the artist formerly known as madea. his vast entertainment empire expands on october 23rd with two new shows, "the oval" and "sistas" on b.e.t. please welcome tyler perry. [cheers and applause] ♪
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>> jimmyhow u doin'? n i'mma adea. i love it. >> jimmy: you had a huge weekend. you opened your own movie studio, television, movie, all that stuff. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's called tyler perry studios. >> of course. >> jimmy: and i understand it is just enormous. how big is it? >> 330 acres, 12 sound stages, and i dedicated them all this weekend to people who have paved the way and motivated and inspired me, like oprah winfrey, will smith, halle berry. they're allound stage has a different person's name on it. >> yes, and also people of color who may not have that kind of recognition in hollywood. they have it there in atlanta, so i'm very proud of that. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you should be. now, was that hard to figure it
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out to whittle it down to, i mean, there must have been some people right on the bubble that you couldn't name a sound stage after. >> spike lee was a tossup. no, i'm kiddin'. no, spike is, yes, spike is one of the ones i honored. absolutely, so yeah. so no, it wasn't hard at all. because, you know, here's the thing. diahann carroll. >> jimmy: yep. >> passed the day before we dedicated the stage. and i asked her the day before, and i asked her, and she said the year before, if i'm alive, i'll be there. in her memory, fireworks are going off, we held this moment as i dedicated the stage to her. just beautiful, man. >> jimmy: that's something else. >> you got an invitation. >> jimmy: thank you for inviting me. i very much wanted to go. i could not believe the invitation you sent. >> very much wanted to go, but what?
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>> jimmy: it's a long story, but i had a kids-parents camping weekend. >> i get it. dr. phil was there. so he showed up. matt damon was there. >> jimmy: was he? [cheers and applause] then i definitely wouldn't come. >> right, right. >> jimmy: so this invitation is like almost like an ipad or some kind of a video screen. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you're on it. and i turn it on, and you say hey, jimmy kimmel, it's tyler perry, and i'd love to you come. and there's a whole invitation to this party, and i showed it to like 11 people around the office. i'm look at this unbelievable invitation. >> and you still didn't go. >> jimmy: i didn't come. >> i'm giving you a hard time, man. >> jimmy: but with this, i didn't know what to do with it afterwards. i'm looking at it, like this, i can't throw this out. it's like a thing. now it's just sitting on my desk. >> it's made to put on your shelf, like your bookshelf. it's like a keepsake. everybody knew how important it was that they be there. >> jimmy: how many peoplwe
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there? >> i'm not going to let it go, man. no. >> jimmy: if dr. phil was there, how important could it have been? >> that's so bad. no. that's really good. >> jimmy: how did dr. phil make the cut, by the way? >> he got the invitation, he goes, man, i'm goin' and showed up. so no, listen, between him and the guest list was amazing. >> jimmy: who else was there? >> will smith, halle berry, denzel, beyonce, jay z. it was an amazing moment. >> jimmy: do they all stay at your house? >> no, but we all shut down the city of atlanta. it was wonderful. >> jimmy: people freak out about, two people, beyonce and oprah. it's like they cannot deal with it. >> yeah, and they were both in the place. it was phenomenal. >> jimmy: did they interact? the world could potentially start spinning off its axis. >> yeah, but she had this long
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braid that went down to the floor, so we could all grab on. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. i know it's a historic thing. [cheers and applause] it's incredible. it really is. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: did you ever think about naming it madeasny-land? >> hmm. >> jimmy: you turned 50 years old last month. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was this in a way like a birthday celebration? >> the ini have tas wvitation w expensive. i didn't want to do it twice. >> jimmy: how much was that invitation. >> no, no, don't worry about it. just know that 800 went out. no, 400 went out. >> jimmy: i feel like i have to
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give you a present of some kind. >> no, just send a card. >> jimmy: i'm going to pull the tv off my wall. >> i decided to go to italy for my birthday. because, you know, it was too close. it was just a small thing. >> jimmy: that's a small thing to go to italy? >> a few of my good friends went and had a good time. >> jimmy: you own an island still, yes? >> i do. but in all fairness, and to, you know, my birthday happened right as the hurricane was in the bahamas, so i was using my plane to fly aid in there and try and help and everything i could there, so that people of the bahamas were taken care of. [cheers and applause] and i didn't want to be there in the middle of the air traffic and everybody trying to get in to get help. so that's why i went to somewhere else. >> jimmy: did you ever imagine in your life you'd be saying like, you know, the reason i went to italy for my birthday because my plane was flying to the bahamas to rescue people from my island. >> yeah. thank you for making me sound this small.
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>> jimmy: small? >> sometimes i'm talkin' to people, and i'll say you know, i was just talkin' to oprah, and they're like, you're name-dropping, but that's my life. and i've been blessed and fortunate enough to have it, so i'm going to live it fully. so yes. >> jimmy: tyler perry is here, we'll be right back. dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the hotels.com. be there, do that, get rewarded. even he knows that. thanks, captain obvious. don't hate-like their trip, book yours with hotels.com and get rewarded basically everywhere. hotels.com. be there. do that. get rewarded. this is you shopping. and this is you maximizing at t.j.maxx. you shopping, you maximizing. you shopping, you maximizing.
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mind the door, will you? >> yes, sir. >> where do you want me? >> on your knees. >> ma'am. >> move away from the door. >> ma'am, i can't do that. >> you're the president. >> what the hell is this world coming to? >> let me in there! uh!
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>> jimmy: that is "the oval"! tyler perry's new show. if only that was going on in the current oval office we'd have no problems. >> this has nothing to do with reality right now. this is all fictional. >> jimmy: i was looking on your instagram today, you built like a white house at your studio. >> because i am so fascinated and intrigued by what's happening right now. so this story was borne out of i wanted to follow them upstairs. i wonder what's going on upstairs in the residence. it's not a political show. i follow them home, the secret service home, the maids and butlers home, and the stories that come up in their lives. >> jimmy: and what about "sistas". and i feel dumb saying "sistas." >> that's why i named it that, i wanted to hear you say "sistas."
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i heard all of these different women, lots of them, that work for me, because i'm big on diversity. i'm walking through the hallways and hearing these stories about dating, and i'm thinking, man, i got to put this on television. is this really happening? >> jimmy: you were eavesdropping on your employees' lives. >> basically, yes. >> jimmy: and are they exactly as things happened? >> no. i have three women producers i brought on. and i wrote it and sent it to them and asked them to read it and tell me what's going on in their dating lives. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> we changed the names. >> jimmy: this is diabolical. >> so the innocent. >> jimmy: just so i going on in your dating life. this is remarkable.
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this is one of the actors on your show, she put up a billboard to get your attention. did this get your attention? >> no, it was scary as hell. the audition, i didn't know it was her. she got the job. and after she gets the job they tell me, oh, that's girl from the billboard. i go what? why didn't somebody tell me. it's good that she's good. if you put up a billboard and you suck, it's not going to work. >> jimmy: and they say don't advertise bad product. >> exactly right. exactly right. >> jimmy: so you would not recommend in your expert opinion putting up a billboard. >> outside the studio when i'm driving, what the hell is that? >> jimmy: there will be more billboards. >> actually, madea's putting one up. she says she wants to come back to work and she's my leading lady. >> jimmy: happy birthday. congratulations on the big studio. tyler perry! [cheers and applause]
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>> jimmy: hi, welcome back. our next guest has spent her career dealing with criminals, kidnappers, and convicts. and that's just her co-stars on "the view." next, she applies her skills as a former prosecutor to "truth about murder with sunny hostin." it premieres october 22nd on investigation discovery. please welcome sunny hostin. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm so glad you brought this, because this is the invitation that tyler sent. this is the -- >> yes. i went! [cs plause] okay like this.
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>> jimmy: uh-huh. >> you show up. am i not right? >> jimmy: this is ridiculous. look at this. >> and then it says this. >> jimmy: okay, so it comes up. >> sunny hostin. >> see, he invited me personally. >> jimmy: yes, that's what he did to me. >> are you sure? >> jimmy: of course i am. it said my name. and then goes on to tyler perry studios. >> but you still didn't go. >> jimmy: no, i didn't go. listen, you're not allowed to bust my balls about this, too. who did you meet at this party? >> who didn't i meet. >> jimmy: did you meet beyonce? >> yes, i met beyonce, i met beyonce's ponytail, which was all the way down to the ground and i want one. colin kaepernick. i spent a lot of time with him. it was incredible. cicely tyson. anita baker.
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i was there with whoopi. i was with hillary clinton. >> jimmy: yeah, this is a picture of that. >> hillary was there. what was fabulous about hillary is that she showed up in this like, wakhandha outfit, like where do you buy that? it's beautiful. >> jimmy: i think you mistook the word fabulous for ridiculous. >> no, it was beautiful. we were all walking to the. puffy. >> jimmy: let's take that outfit in for just one more minute. >> i mean, come on. it was like a golden thing. >> jimmy: look at will smith. he's just trying to contain his laughter. wow, how about that? that's some party. >> it was wonderful. >> jimmy: so you sit on "the view" in between joy and meghan. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you ever worried you might get stabbed or something like that? >> often or that i may do the
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stabbing, yes. >> jimmy: is it fun to fight on television every single day? >> um, you know what it is, jimmy? you don't hire five passionate, smart, aggressive women and not get what you get. and, and we adore each other, but there are many days where we dislike each other. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and we are passionate about our positions. and you see it. every single day. >> jimmy: right. do you really adore each other? >> we do. some days. >> jimmy: some days. >> some days. but there are days, i will admit. >> jimmy: who do you adore the least. >> it actually depends on the day. there hasn't been a co-host that i have not argued with. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> on set and off set. the only person i really feel a little guilty about arguing with is abby, because she's so sweet, so we all do feel a little bit
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guilty. >> jimmy: what do you argue with whoopi about? she's laid-back. >> no, she's not! >> jimmy: she's pretty laid-back. >> no, no! >> jimmy: if she was on the game we played in the monologue, i would have picked her immediately. >> no, she is not. >> jimmy: i heard you brought the new "view" mug for me, is that true? >> i did, i did. >> jimmy: do you have that, it's been years since they made a new "the view" mug. >> yes, it's "the view" mug curse. often time when is we have our faces on the mug everyone gets fired or somebody gets fired the next season and you have to make a new mug. but i have survived two mugs. thank you, thank you. [ applause ] meghan did not want the mug. this is me with my chickens. >> jimmy: you have chickens, right? >> i do. i have 16 of them. >> jimmy: that's too many. >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: you would like to get
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more? >> i would love to get more. my husband doesn't like things that fly, they can fly town three feet, so i hide them in the laundry room. >> jimmy: what? >> he doesn't go in there, and i shift them into the coop and i amass them. >> jimmy: are they in the apartment or outside? >> they're outside. if it gets cold i put them in the laundry room. >> jimmy: do they give you a lot of eggs? >> yes. >> jimmy: how many do you get? >> 16. >> jimmy: 16 a day. >> yes. >> jimmy: what do you do with all those eggs? >> frittata, cakes. >> jimmy: your cholesterol must be off the charts. >> we have a lot of children. if you don't name your children, it's because you're going to eat them. >> jimmy: and they know that?
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>> yes. >> jimmy: tell me about this new show, this murder show. >> i'm proud of it. i was a prosecutor, and i just remember that a lot of our victims' stories were never told. and i, myself, when i was 7 i saw my uncle stabbed in front of me. >> jimmy: ooh. >> and one of the things i remember about it is our family never talked about it believe it or no. and we moved from the bronx into manhattan. it changed everyone's lives and i recently told my dad, wow, i'm doing this show because i want to tell people's stories, and he said i can't believe you remember that. >> jimmy: who would forget that? >> who would forget that? it's because victims of crimes try not to talk about it. so i went all around the country, and i try to tell the stories from the victims' perspectives. i wanted to not necessarily talk about the celebrity killings, not to say that that's not important, but i wanted to tell the story of what happens to a community, what happens to people's families, what happens
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when something unspeakable occurs in a community and how you can survive sometimes and how it changes you and just what it does. >> jimmy: and i know you don't do celebrity stuff, but if like meghan were to stab joy or vice versa, could that make the show. >> it could. it could. >> jimmy: then they would have two shows, too. people love murder shows. >> people love true crime. they love being the armchair detective. >> jimmy: people are very, very sick. >> they're morbid. >> jimmy: give my love to the co-hosts and to the chickens as well. >> i will. >> jimmy: "truth about murder with sunny hostin" premieres october 22nd at 10 on investigation discovery. and we'll return with comedian gina brillon. note ♪
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>> jimmy: thanks to tyler perry and sunny hostin. apologies to matt damon. and happy birthday. nightline is next. but first, she is a very funny person from the bronx. her half hour stand-up special "easily offended" is currently streaming on hbo latino and hbo's digital platforms. from "jimmy kimmel's comedy club in las vegas, nv," please welcome gina brillon!
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>> oh, my goodness. thank you so much. i'm so excited to be here. thank you. oh, my god, guys, relax. geez, you guys are excitable. i never know how to bring up the fact that i'm married. i got hit on the other day, and the guy got mad at me after i told him i was married. like he walks up to me and says excuse me, ma'am, i think you're very beautiful. and i went, thanks, i'm married. and i was real mad. he was like, you should have led with that. and i'm like, i didn't start the conversation. how weird would it be if that's how i started all my conversations. like excuse me, i'm married. all right, do you want to know our specials or not? i'm married, i married a good dude. i married a wonderful person.
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[cheers and applause] >> yeah, yeah. you can clap for'em. i got me a 1978 caucasian. a good mate, a good one. yeah. not just white. he's midwest white, so. yeah. that's, that's organic. that is, that is farm-to-table white. like that's, i went to the source to get my white man in life. woo! yeah. i'm not white. i am puerto rican. [cheers and applause] oh, my god, thank you. my cousin. i love it when they come out to see me. it's also my husband's favorite thing. he loves the fact that he married a latina, you know? he loves it. he loves to bring it up in conversation when it has nothing to do with what we're talking about.
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like hey, guys, my wife's puerto rican. enjoy your meal. we're going to get kicked out of applebee's if you don't stop doing that. my husband's biggest flaw, biggest flaw. he talks too much. that's laughter from people who've been with people who talk too much. because you realize, you cannot teach somebody how to be regular. you can't be like, yo, just be regular. you know all them times you want to talk? don't. stop it from happenin'. and don't get me wrong. i don't pretend to be perfect, like i'm not one of those women that's like, "i'm a princess." unless i'm drunk, and then i'm like, "i'm a princess". if i've had too much to drink, i'm like that. me, i know my flaws very well.
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i work too much, have a bad temper, i'm jealous. that's the biggest one he has to deal with. nobody likes jealous people. we know, stop tellin' us. every boyfriend i've ever had, why don't you just trust me? put on your ankle monitor and go have fun. you're crazy. i don't know how he puts up with all my craziness, man. like i was in a bad relationship before i met my husband, and if you've ever gone from a bad relationship to a good relationship, you got to be careful that you don't try to cause fights where fights don't exist, because i'll do that, sometimes i'll wake up ready to start a fight. laughter from my fellow damage people. y'all know. i will wake up ready to fight, and i will look over at my husband, who is peacefully sleeping. i just want to lean in and go, ah, today's not going to be easy
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for you. gonna give you five more minutes of peace, then i'm going to start slammin' things around this apartment, when you ask me if i'm fine, i'm going to say i am, but i'm not, good luck solving that mystery later on. insane. i'm giving myself time to adjust. i need adjust to marriage, because i've always been very independent and on my own, and my husband's a very "us" and "we" type person. he's like, we should spend the day together. and i'm like, really? we live together, can you chill for a second. last week i jumped in the shower and he jumped in with me. i'm like, are we in prison? why are you here right now? can you leave? this is where i cry. like i, you guys have been wonderful, thank you so much. i had such a wonderful time. thank you.
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this is "nightline." tonight, the death of a playmate. >> i'd never taken my clothes off for anyone i didn't know. >> the girl next door turned playboy centerfold. the object of obsession for one. >> she was the meal ticket. he loved her fame, but he was jealous because he was afraid that he could lose her. >> now the hollywood dream gone wrong. dorothy straten's rising fame. >> i'm in the middle of an another movie. >> his jealousy reaching a breaking point. >> he just out of control, o o his mind. >> "nightlinl be right back.

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