watching, everybody. >> for all of us here at abc 7 >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- jeff goldblum. from "mickey and the bear", camila morrone. this week in unnecessary censorship and music from jeff goldblum & the mildred snitzer orchestra featuring sharon van etten. and now, in all probability, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thanks very much. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thanks for watching. stay as long as you like. that's very nice. appreciate that. it's been, you know, it's been a, it's kind of been an exhausting week. yesterday we had round one of the public impeachment hearings, and when i say we had, that doesn't include the president,

donald trump claims he didn't watch the hearings yesterday. and yet even though he didn't watch, this morning at 6:54 a.m. he wrote, representative radcliff asked the two star witnesses, where is the impeachable offenses. that would be the end of the case run by normal people, but not shifty, shifty is what he calls adam shift, but i guess he's not a normal person. you know normal, like the person who asks a porn star to spank him. a normal person. like you, guillermo. >> ngs that yothank you, jimmy,. >> jimmy: and after weeks of demanding to know the whistle-blower's identity, he tweeted where's the fake whistle-blower? is the whistle itself not real?

we don't know. neither of us know. he puts the word "fake" in front of everything now. everything is fake except for his tan, that's real. which might be the case -- [cheers and applause] my favorite headline of the day today. frustrated trump allies urge him to stop talking about himself. oh, yeah. good luck with that. while you're at it, try to urge him to give all his money to the poor, i'm sure he'll get right on that, too. there are a lot of hot takes out there right now. one of the dumbest is that these impeachment hearings aren't interesting enough. this is from nbc news. the first two witnesses testified to president trump's scheme but lacked the pizzazz necessary to capture public attention. at first i thought it said lacked pizza. agree with that, the hearings need more pizza. but then i realized it said pizzazz. these are two career civil

servants giving testimony about an attempt to undermine our democracy. they're also supposed to have pizzazz? is this an impeachment hearing or an episode of "dance moms"? i'm confused. this also seems to be an emerging line of defense foreign ares. what they're focussed on is these hearings are not exciting enough. >> there is not a single person outside the washington, d.c. beltway that gives a damn about what happened today. it was boring. >> you're either sound asleep or you can't follow. >> it was a total snooze fest. i didn't even need an ambien. >> people are bored with this. >> it has been flat-out boring. >> jimmy: and you know it says in the constitution a sitting president cannot be found guilty of a crime if the trial leading up to it is boring. meanwhile, speaking of boring, the vice president --

[cheers and applause] while this is all going on, here's what the vice president is up to. pence traveling out of d.c. good idea. get as far away from the orange man as possible. mike pence skipped town for a two-day trip to california with second lady karen pence. they're actually here pitching a new sitcom called "how i met mother". they also visited nasa research facility. that's how bad things are for republicans this week. mike pence is trying to go to the moon. this morning the vice president was at nasa. he spoke to the employees, and i'll tell you what, really does seem to be embracing his role as captain of the space force. >> here at nasa ames, you've done it for decades, you make science fiction into science fact. >> jimmy: i love that on the day of the hearing that might end trump's presidency pence says you know what? i think ill gay o to california

look at rocket ships. >> jimmy: all of the testimony so far is hearsay, that's what they're saying. what makes that fun see we haven haven't heard from any of the people who actually heard this, because the white house blocked them. former national security adviser and many others were blocked. >> if the president has nothing to hide, if the phone conversation was perfect, why not let them tell the american public in open session, you know, under questioning from democrats and republicans what they learned. >> jimmy: you're asking us to comply with an impeachment inquiry -- >> if you have nothing to hide -- >> you didn't interrupt alexandria ocasio-cortez. i've been around a while, thank

you. >> jimmy: meanwhile, george conway was on tv yesterday just blasting the pred, asident, and that, to me is the most interesting relationship, more than beyonce and jay z. there's a new book on the way from the anonymous writer of that op ed about trump in the "new york times" last year. the author is or was a senior member of the administration. nobody knows. but the book is called "a warni warning", which seems a little late. there are excerpts making the rounds, including this description of what it's like to work at the white house. this is good. it's like showing up at the nursing home at daybreak to find your elderly uncle running pantsless across the courtyard and worrying about cafeteria food as worried aat attendants to catch him. we also learned that trump

wanted them to be named as enemy combatants and jailed at guantanamo bay. this is quoted as saying, are you f-ing kidding me, this is completely bat [ bleep ]. the president is moving full speed ahead. he has a lot of money to spend and a new campaign ad that lashes out at the impeachment process using regular people who claim they've had enough of it. >> impeachment is a scam. >> impeachment is a bunch of bull. >> impeachment is a witch hunt. >> they can't get over the fact that donald trump won. >> fair and compare. >> donald trump is my president. >> my president. >> my president. >> the president is mine. >> i'm donald j trump, and i

approve this message. >> only because i let you. >> jimmy: in the meantime, joe biden is fighting back against trump's smears against him and his son with a website called "just the facts, folks." if there's one word kids on the internet respond to, it's "folks." not only does his side have important information, joe designed the website, all by himself. isn't that, he was up all night on square space setting it up. and believe it or not, and you won't believe it, another democrat has just entered the race for president. former massachusetts governor deval patrick announced he's running. are you allowed to join this? this is like joining game three of the world series, and the mets showed up asking to play. deval patrick was governor of chute a massachusetts and then spent

time working for bain capital. abc released a promo for the forthcoming season of the bachelor. how they continue to find real estate agents named ashley, i don't know. but they do year after year. the bachelor is a pilot named peter who famously made love with "the bachelorette" hannah in a windmill, and abc wants to make sure nobody forgets that, with this wind meamill-themed a. i would like to see peter having sex in all the structures on a miniature golf course. the whale, the tiki hut. have him do it in all of them and put it on disney plus. the bachelor, you know, purports to be a show about love. but it's not. rarely does that show result in love many but our show is

different. our show at its heart is educational. so, as a service to future generations of ladies and gentlemen i sit down with young people to teach them about the most mysterious emotion of all, love. ♪ >> jimmy: so you're 4 years ethan? >> yep. >> jimmy: you're 4 years old, kayla? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're in presdmochoo. >> i'm in preschool. >> jimmy: have you met before tonight? >> no. >> jimmy: do you love each other? >> no. >> i think so. >> jimmy: that's interesting. so she says maybe you love even other, and you say no. how do you feel about that? >> it's kind of like -- >> jimmy: kind of like a little bit snhy?

>> jimmy: yeah. so you have to tell him why you love him and why you think this is going to work. >> um, i just think it. >> jimmy: you just think it. is it because of his beautiful hair? >> totally. >> jimmy: because of his nice, curly hair? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'she's a handsome ki right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do you think kayla's beautiful? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i that iink that's what is love? do you know? >> love means when you meet and you like each other and you want to be together and you get married and then you have kids. >> jimmy: yeah. that's right, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: kind of like the two

of you. who will do all the cooking in the house? >> i will. >> jimmy: you will? do you like to cook? >> not much. >> jimmy: oh, that's perfect. and who will drive the kids to school? >> i will. >> jimmy: that okay? that he drives the kids to school? >> yeah. >> jimmy: who's going to take out the garbage. >> i will. >> jimmy: you'll take out the garbage. and who is going to sweep up and vacuum the floors? i think he's waiting for you to say "i will" on this one. >> i will. >> jimmy: okay. all right. seems like we're ahashing out our relationship here, you know? what? >> wash the dishes. >> jimmy: oh, and who's going to wash the dishes? >> i will. >> jimmy: okay.

got the chores worked out. you got your hands full with this guy over here, but at least he'll take out the garbage, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. well, thank you ethan and kayla, i think they're going to make it, those two. one more thing before we forge ahead. it's thursday night, which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> the president as we note td, reacting to the hearing calling it a sham while [ bleep ]ing the president of turkey. >> you never [ bleep ]ed the president? >> no. >> did i write a tell-all book? no. i was there to [ bleep ] his [ bleep ]. >> we're seeing dramatic temperature changes. somebody needs to tell mother [ bleep ] stop.

>> i'm from around philadelphia, and i like to wear sweat pants, and i like to [ bleep ] people. >> if you are seen at a bar at noon [ bleep ]ing a hard copy on television? >> i knew that i was [ bleep ] in a [ bleep ]. >> i'm here in the [ bleep ]ing cold getting free chicken sandwiches. >> with everything we hear about [ bleep ] this, [ bleep ] that, [ bleep ] everything, people want authenticity i. >> because he waved me off tand it sat there and dried he had to go get a [ bleep ] job. >> we will shame you for years to come. >> titans go, [ bleep ] bye-bye. >> jimmy: we've got a good show tonight. camila morrone is here. music from jeff goldblum and the mildred snitzer orchestra with sharon van etten. and we'll be right back with jeff goldblum. so stick around. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> dicky: abc's jimmy kimmel

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♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: well, thank you very much. welcome back to the show. tonight, from the new movie "mickey and the bear," camila morrone is here. then, the album is called "i shouldn't be telling you this," jeff goldblum and the mildred snitzer orchestra with sharon van etten from the mercedes-benz stage. next week we will be at it again with martin scorsese, michael douglas, billie eilish, jharrel jerome, victoria beckham, taylor kitsch, mike birbiglia who has a very funny play here in town. music from the black keys, dj shadow featuring de la sol, jessie reyez, and garth brooks. so please join us for that.

i would describe our first guest tonight as a curious man in multiple senses of the word. you can join him on his quest for knowledge on "the world according to jeff goldblum." it's streaming now on disney plus. please welcome jeff goldblum. [cheers and ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you're enjoying the band. >> i love the band, i love you. >> jimmy: do you feel pressure now to really dress to the nines? because i feel like everybody now is paying attention to everything you wear, you have to now. >> i don't know about that. we didn't see each other back stage. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> were you warned that i was going to be looking like this?

>> jimmy: i just had a feeling. the last time you were here, there was a lot of commotion online and whatever you were wearing was sold out everywhere. >> i should be dressing like you. you look great. >> jimmy: you should do this. of course, i don't have the confidence. [cheers and applause] >> you could run for president. >> jimmy: my friends are too mean for me to dress like this. >> yeah. i know, i know. i know. >> jimmy: you are a man of many, many talents. >> not true. >> jimmy: yes true. >> i disagree. >> jimmy: i heard you were just in london performing for the queen of england. >> can you believe it? with this band we were asked to be, because we there anyway, we were doing promotion for the record that just came out, promoting this record, and they asked us to perform at royal albert hall. do you know this place? for the day of remembrance, which they celebrate like we do veteran's day, but there they make a show that the royal family goes to, and all of britain watches. and so we performed.

and the queen was there. and, and all of the royals, which they say is uncommon, but everybody showed up. >> jimmy: yeah, did you meet her? >> no. >> jimmy: you did not. >> no. but that was unclear, i thought maybe we'll meet her, you know. le. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but no, i kept asking, i kept saying, are we going to meet her, do you think? after? how does that go? at what point will we know? and what shall i do? it was inconclusive. people were i don't new york city iew york city w york city york city york city rk city k city city city ity ty y i i, i don't know. >> jimmy: you'd think if you came to perform at her show she'd say hello. >> you know, just anecdotally, i asked people. i expected if we going to meet

her that we'd be, you know, there'd be some cramming and some training. >> jimmy: right, you have to learn to courtesy aurtsy and al stuff. >> just like they told me to be prepared before i met you. >> jimmy: there are no rules or anything like that. i do want to speak about this album, because you have some interesting collaborators on this album. >> yes, you probably know them all. they've probably all been on your show. >> jimmy: i think they have, as a matter of fact. >> half are instrumentals, but half are guest singers. >> jimmy: yeah. sharon van etten. >> she's going to sing. >> jimmy: fantastic. she's great. >> she's absolutely great. and fiona apple. [cheers and applause] has she been here? >> jimmy: she has, indeed. >> i love her. gregory porter. you know gregory porter? >> jimmy: yes. >> he sings with us, and miley cyrus. >> jimmy: i've heard of her as

well. >> has she been on the show? >> jimmy: she has been here many times. is she the most famous person you've played music with? >> probably, although i'm thinking back, one time, you know who i sat in with? >> jimmy: who? >> aerosmith. >> jimmy: wouw, wow, that's a good one. >> they were doing a concert in some 80,000-seat arena they filled up. and i was on one side of the stage, for whatever reason, i met them on "saturday night live," tom arnold brought me to this concert in a helicopter. >> jimmy: was schwarzenegger flying it? no? >> at the end of the show, steven tyler said okay, jeff, are you going to play with us or what? i was like, whaaaa? i stepped up there and the piano player stepped aside. >> jimmy: were you ready? >> no. but i got some chords and was able to play along, it was

great. >> jimmy: 80,000 people, that's a huge crowd. >> i know. >> jimmy: and you love doing this. and you also have a television show that is on disney plus. is it correct to call it a travel show? or is it not ha travtravel show. >> i don't think it's a travel show. >> jimmy: is it an experiential show? >> it is for me. maybe we'll go outside internationally, but here we went to all kinds of places i never would have gone otherwise, and i wil i had experiences. >> jimmy: what were some of the highlights? >> we did an all-things pools, which included a sensory deprivation tank i went to and had an experience. and i went into this nasa neutral buoyancy lab pool which is the biggest in the world, a replica of the international space station at the bottom. the training for these women who were going to be astronauts went to the bottom of the pool and

practiced weightlessness. >> jimmy: what does neutral buoyancy mean? >> they put weights on you such that when you're in the water it replicate what is weightlessness is like in space. they can stay there for six hours and do their work. >> jimmy: how long were you in there? >> 20 minutes, then i got pruny, and i peggbegged to be let out there. then they sent us to raging waters. i'd never been to a water park in my life. >> jimmy: really? >> you ever been to one? >> jimmy: yes, i've been to several water parks. >> they made me like a weather man. >> jimmy: a weather man. >> yeah, you know, we cut to jeff. yeah, they put me in a big kind of tub, you know, going down this harrowing thing. i thought we going to fall out. >> jimmy: a water slide. >> yeah, a water slide. >> jimmy: you never had a water supplied experien slide experience before. >> i thought my life was ending. >> jimmy: did you get to go on

the lazy river in. >> yeah i did get to go on the lazy river. sing along with this. ♪ >> jimmy: save it for the show, jeff. when we come back we'll see a clip from your show and hear music from jeff goldblum, we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by captain morgan original spiced rum. official partner of major league soccer. there's more fun to be had. (dr. teeth) and i'm on both your tvs. (miss piggy) and of course, moi is on tv. (statler & waldorf) nobody cares! hahaha! (dr. teeth) woah woah woah. how are we all on each other's tvs? (animal) me on tv! (fozzie) oh i believe i have the answer. you see... (miss piggy) the thing on the tv is a portal tv and it lets you video call... (all) on your tv! (dr. teeth) ah! (animal) me on tv! hahahaha! (fozzie vo) portal. from facebook.

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all right, so you're going to pick up the machine. >> what you're witnessing is me getting my first tattoo lesson. ah, it just went on. i didn't know it was vibe rating like that. >> yeah. >> is it going to keep vibrating like that? >> yeah. >> i like that. >> jimmy: she's a tattoo artist. the show is called "the world according to jeff goldblum." so you tattooed somebody? >> yeah, i went to pittsburgh where they have a jeff goldblum day. one of the tattoo artists there, they only do jeff goldblum tattoos. there's a guy, dr. blobner.

and i said can i do a couple marks, he said okay. on camera, i'm giving him a tattoo. >> jimmy: did you do a good job with his tattoo ? >> i ontario dly did a little b. >> jimmy: was there any thought that you would get him tattooed on your body? >> there was a little talk. >> jimmy: i feel like i've seen you with your shirt off in a lot of movies, and i'd know. >> there's a lot more to me than just my torso. >> jimmy: do you have tattoos? >> no. >> jimmy: there you go. so you got a, you also got a grill on the show. >> listen to this. so we did an episode on jewelry or glitter, and we went to all different kind of places, one of which was in houston, a place called john eny dang's fine jewelry emporium.

and he does quavo? lil' wayne? part of the show was to be if i could guess. i don't want to ruin anything. i get the grill and i try it on. >> jimmy: will you try it on? >> i brought the grill here. i've never, this is the first time it's seen the light of day. outside that thing. i don't want to. >> jimmy: shall we not look? everyone, please, at home, close your eyes. >> wait a minute. >> jimmy: i'll tell you when it's okay to open ready? >> jimmy: oh, wow, that's scary. i know you're going to be -- [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you should see, i know you're going to be in the next "jurassic world" movie. >> yes, i am.

>> jimmy: you could probably scare the dinosaurs with that. >> rrrrr. >> jimmy: yeah, rrrr. that's not your thing. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, no, it's not your thing. it's bothering me in a way. >> i should take it off. oh. >> jimmy: oh, it's so much better. >> it's like when i used to take out my contact lenses. i was always so happy to take out contact lenses. i don't like anything interrupting me. >> jimmy: who would? who wants to be interrupted? [cheers and applause] jeff, you have something special for our audience that i think they're really going to like? >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i have the ability to give a gift to everyone in the studio audience, you know what it is? it's free, one-year subscription to disney plus. [cheers and [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: jeff goldblum! "the world according to jeff goldblum" is available on disney

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. earlier this year, our next guest and her movie got a

standing ovation at the cannes film festival. it's called "mickey and the bear." it opens in theaters november 29th. please say hello to camila morrone. [cheers and ♪ >> hello! >> jimmy: very good to see you. i heard you brought your parents with you tonight? >> yeah, they're divorced and probably fighting in the back by now, but yeah. >> jimmy: do they get together often, or is this a special occasion? >> with all the movie stuff happening they've been fighting over who's going to be my plus-one for all important things like this. so yeah, when they're in the same room together they end up fighting. >> jimmy: your mom was an actor, or still is an actor, is she still doing this? >> no, i think ten years is enough. >> jimmy: she's from argentina? >> my mom and dad were born and raised in buenos aires.

my mom was a model and she stalked him to paris, they fell in love and moved to l.a. and had me, all within a nine-month period. this is a photo of your dad. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and is this what he would wear around the house? >> yeah, he would always make me breakfast like that. >> jimmy: what's your mom like? this is your dad. i wish i had a picture of my dad right now. >> yeah, no. it's, that's like my childhood in a nutshell. my mom is like the argentinian sofia vergara, so she talks like this. and she would be like jimmy, i love your eyes, they're so beautiful. >> jimmy: do you think she actually thinks that? >> she actually said that back stage. she said he has beautiful eyes. >> jimmy: and two of them. >> yeah. that's important. >> jimmy: so your movie has, are you aware that it has a 100%

fresh rating on rotten tomatoes? >> i feel like because it hasn't come out yet, and once it comes out, that will go down. >> jimmy: you think so? >> 100% is very hard to have, to sustain, too. >> jimmy: did you have the sense, when you were making the movie that it was going to be really good? or did you have no idea. >> no idea. i'm a new actor, so i was like, oh, i got a job, i'll take it. it was an important script. >> jimmy: it's a very low-budget film. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you shot it wear? >> where? >> we shot it in a town called an anaconda. >> jimmy: there are no anaconda, i hope, in montana? >> no, there's a big population, a recent outbreak. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> no, but it's funny.

we did this low-budget film and we didn't have money to bring in extras or real actors, so we hired a bunch of people that worked in town. and it's really interesting when you use non-actors. they're either really good and natural or really awful. so the director would be like, okay, guys, just talk in the background or be in the background of the school, yeah, we got it. they'd be like action, and they'd be like -- directly into the camera. she's like, cut, no. you're talking to each other. and they're just like -- >> jimmy: it makes sense. you go your whole life, hey, look at the camera. like, as a kid, your parents are always yelling at you to look at the camera. >> i think they have one minute to shine so they really take it. >> jimmy: did they love having this production come to your town? >> yeah, there's 6,000 people in anaconda, so they think it's a big deal. >> jimmy: did you partake in what the locals do there?

>> what do the locals do there? >> jimmy: hunt, fish, drink. >> drink. you ride horses there? >> jimmy: i have, but yeah, that's not the main thing that i do. i'm there for the fish. >> you do fly-fishing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i wasn't good, i didn't catch anything. >> jimmy: how long did you try? >> like ten minutes. my patience level. i have great patience. it's one of my virtues. >> jimmy: where did you stay in anaconda? >> there's no four seasons in anaconda. >> jimmy: there's not? >> no, i stayed in a little motel near the set, and when i got there, i found there was like a hot springs, i thought oh, this is a great shoot. i went to check it out, and it was like a half-eaten apple and a band-aid, an oreo wrapper in the hot spring, and i was like, i think i'm good. >> jimmy: you know what, the apple and oreo wrapper you can deal with, the band-aid is what you don't want to see.

>> it's like finding a needle in a hot spring. >> jimmy: have you ever been to a hot spring in your life that did not disappoint? >> no. no. >> jimmy: me neither. ive agone o' gone 40 miles off road. >> pitch brown and soggy, and you're like, this doesn't feel right. >> jimmy: i wish i'd known that beforehand. >> well, ask me, i'll tell you how it works. >> jimmy: that's interesting. and have your parents, have they seen the movie or no? >> yeah, my mom has seen basically every cut of it. and my dad was like, yeah, i think you do a good job. i worked so hard on this movie. he saw the recent cut. and he was like, you make me proud. he calls me "rat" which is like the worst nickname ever. >> jimmy: he calls you rat? >> yeah, because i eat a lot of cheese. >> jimmy: a rat running around in anaconda, you're lucky you

weren't swallowed up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations on the movie. the movie is called "mickey and the bear." opens in theaters november 29th. and we'll return with music from jeff goldblum, the mildred snitzer orchestra and sharon van etten. ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by the 2020 gle. mercedes benz, the best or nothing. (wholding you back? excessive underarm sweating qbrexza is the first and only once-daily prescription cloth towelette approved to treat excessive underarm sweating. also known as axillary hyperhidrosis. open one today and see what unfolds.

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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank camila morrone and apologize to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first this is their album, "i shouldn't be telling you this." here with the song "let's face the music and dance," jeff goldblum and the mildred snitzer orchestra with sharon van etten. [cheers and ♪ ♪ there may be trouble ahead

but while there's music and moonlight and love and romance ♪ ♪ let's face the music and dance ♪ before the fiddlers have fled before they ask us to pay the bill ♪ ♪ and while we still have the chance let's face the music and dance ♪ ♪ soon --

we'll be without the moon humming a different tune and then -- ♪ ♪ there may be teardrops to shed so while there's music and moonlight and love ♪ ♪ and romance let's face the music and dance ♪

♪ we'll be without the moon ♪ humming a different tune and then -- there may be teardrops

to shed ♪ ♪ so while there's music and moonlight and love and romance let's face the music ♪ ♪ and dance, dance let's face the music let's face the music let's face the music ♪ ♪ and dance ♪ [cheers and applause]

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