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being here. on jimmy kimmel live, michael >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, michael douglas, victoria beckham and music from dj shadow featuring de la soul and now watch this, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. appreciate it. i'm jimmy. hi, imate ho'm the host of the . thank you for watching. thank you for coming on yet another -- very kind -- another, you know, i've been watching the, this, the impeachment hearings. they went on for like 12 hours today. i've been watching in the morning at my house. i think it's having an effect on my children. last night i asked my daughter if she wanted a bedtime story,
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and she just yelled "read the transcript." the democrats are slowly building their case against the president, brick by brick. today mexico even offered to pay for the bricks. we got a full day of live, televised testimony from thrsom officials. if these impeachment proceedings have taught me anything, there's no sentence more depressing than "the chair now recognizes devin nunes." he has a look on his face like a kid whose mom just dragged him across the schoolyard in front of his friends. kn nunez used his time to lash out at the media, calling them puppets of the democratic party, so for someone who has their fist so far up the
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butt they're bumping his knuckles. we were watching ♪ >> i was concerned by the call. what i heard was inappropriate. and i forwarded my concerns to mr. eisenberg. >> hey! i need help in here! >> yes, sir. >> beat up the tv. yeah. kick its ♪ >> jimmy: you know what? i tell you, in fairness, we did the same thing when arnold hosted the apprentice. we heard from trump's former special envoy to ukraine, tim volker. volker today modified his earlier testimony to bring it into alignment with the testimony of other witnesses. in other words, he touched things up a little in the truth
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department, which is kind of weird that you could do that, right? regarding my earlier testimony that i didn't eat chinese food in the office fridge, i'd like to amend that statement to say it was delicious. and, but cukurt volker was not e witness the republicans hoped he would be. he told rudy giuliani the allegations that joe biden did anything wrong were not credible. and tim morrison told the ukrainians there would be no aid without a biden investigation. these are the witnesses for their side. you know how the white house broke protocol and stored the records of trump's perfect call on a private server, wait until you hear the reason for that. >> what reason did mr. eisenberg give you for why the records were put in the classified
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system? >> it was a mistake. >> it was a mistake? >> it was an administrative error. >> jimmy: we accidentally hid that one away. someone drop ped in a box, put t in the attic, the ladder's broken. can't get it. jennifer williams, an aide to vice president pence and the ukraine man on the national security council, lieutenant colonel vindman. >> ms. williams, you heard the call with your own ears, right? >> yes, sir. >> not second hand, not hearsay. you heard the president speak. you heard his voice on the call. >> correct. >> and your conclusion about what he said was in your words unusual and inappropriate, i believe. >> that was my testimony. >> and later, you, too were on the call. >> correct. >> not second hand, not hearsay,
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right? >> kprekcorrect. >> you heard the president's voice on the call. >> i did. >> and you heard him raise that subject again that sondland had about investigating the bidens. >> i did. >> jimmy: they both heard the president ask for the investigation. the case, but there's an old saying among trial lawyers, that if the facts are on your side, pound the facts. if the law's on your side, pound the law, if neither is on your side, pound the table. the republicans pounded the table like stormy daniels. this was embarrassing even for them. they tried to smear the recipient of a purple heart to protect a president who doesn't even have a red one. jim jordan of ohio implied that vindman was a leaker with questionable judgment. like if were you a wrestling coach and the team doctor was
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abusing your wrestlers and you didn't say anything, that's questionable judgment, jim jordan? but the third favorite son pieflpiefled on. djtj tweeted, he was well coached and should get that he's a low-level partisan bureaucrat and nothing more. that's right. the slick-backed sperm sample who never served anybody is questioning the credibility of somebody with a purple heart. daddy bone spurs must be very proud of him. their goal is to smear them, to confuse us, to bore us, to question the loyalty and pa patriotism of life-long civil servants to protect a lowlife, they know defending him makes them popular among a certain group. lieutenant colonel, this guy has a purple heart. the woman whose reputation they
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tried to stain works for mike pence right now. they're trying to make us believe that a woman who voluntarily works for mike spence on the other side. we're so used to these movies and tv shows where the criminal on the stand breaks down and confesses. it's like we're waiting for that to happen, which in real life, which believe it or not this is, doesn't happen. we get little bits of information, and those little bits of information, to me, very plainly add up to this. our president made it clear to ukraine, you're not getting the money you need to keep your people alive unless you help me win the election, and that's it. and the idea that he was fighting corruption, donald trump, not only doesn't donald trump care about corruption in ukraine, he wanted it. he tried to buy it. honestly, the only defense that might work for them is donald trump is too stupid to know he
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committed a crime. he's just dumb. a smaller mystery in d.c. was trump's unannounced trip to walter reed hospital which was yet another example of fake news. >> i went for a physical. and i came back. my wife said, darling, are you okay? what's wrong? oh, they're reporting you may have had a heart attack. i said why did i have a heart attack. because you went to walter ride. that we understand hundred a heayou attack. i was called by people in public relations, sir, are you okay? okay from what? the word is you had a heart attack. cnn said you may have had a heart attack. hundr you had massive chest pains, you went to the hospital. these people are sick. >> jimmy: maybe they should go to the hospital i guess. does anybody believe melania
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said "darling, are you okay"? seems out of character. i don't know. trump said he was there for phase one of his annual physical. they have to do his physicals in sections like when you mow the lawn in a football field. the president declared himself to be in excellent health, wrote african-american unemployment and my cholesterol are at a all-time low. we maid thde that up, but can y tell the difference? the president's cholesterol may be down, but his staff's blood pressure is way up. this is how they ushered reporters out of the meeting today. >> let's go, make your way out. press! let's go, press, let's go! keep moving! press, we're finished! let's go, press! david, let's go, make your way out. make your way out! >> jimmy: that's where he needs
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sarah huckleberry sandals to bust some heads. and as if the president didn't have enough on his tiny hands, today was release day for the new tell all book "a warning." there's some good mcnuggets in the book. according to "a warning", early on, trump would carry copies of electoral maps and pull them out to brag about them. he discussed dropping mike pence from the 2020 ticket. he brings lou dobbs into the office. and his spokes people will claim he was joking. according to the writer, he said or she said that's how you know donald trump is not joking when he sends somebody out to say he was joking. the author also described the president as a 12 year old in an air traffic control tower pushing the buttons of
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government indiscriminately. is anybody surprised? we've known he's a lunatic for three years. the only way it would be shocking is if it said he enjoys salad and spending time with his kids. but it must be driving him nuts not knowing who wrote it. that person may be working in his office. anderson cooper managed to get an interview with the author set to air sunday on "60 minutes." >> why does the record need to be set straight? >> because their presideis pres disgrace. he four katrnicates outside of marriage. son of a milk cracker. >> jimmy: they don't want to know what he's done wrong. they'll support him no matter what. to prove this, we went out on
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the street today, found people who were fans of donald trump and asked them how they felt about stuff trump has done. but none of it was stuff trump has done. all of the events were about richard nixon in this watergate edition of lie witness news. >> you read the news that trump was accused of breaking into the dnc's office and stealing sensitive documents, do you think that should be an impeachable offense? >> no. >> why not? >> i like trump, i don't listen to the news. >> trump sent people to break into the dnc office. is that an impeachable offense? >> i don't believe that. >> stealing documents is okay? >> yep. >> do you think the president should have to turn over all the conversations he's been secretly recording? >> no. he's got diplomatic immunity for those things.
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>> wilbur and bernstein wrote a damage being story to the president and his men, is that correct? the washington post being haters again? >> from my experience the newspaper does lie and fabricate things. there's a lot of fake news. it's hard to believe everything that comes out of the newspapers. >> do you think trump will ever find out the name of the whistle-blower known as deep throat? >> yeah, it will come out. >> why do you think people are calling the whistle-blower "deep throat." >> i have an opinion about it, but i don't want to speculate. >> deep throat, is that the name? >> of the whistle-blower, yeah. i mean it's like the code name, yeah. >> i don't know, maybe something to do sexual, that sounds sexual to me. >> do you think his nickname, "tricky don trump" is justified? >> he's a businessman, that would probably be a pretty good name for a businessman.
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>> what do you think of trump throwing a double peace sign after speaking to the press corps? >> he likes to express himself. he's unique. >> gangster? >> yes, gangster. >> do you think all the impeachment stuff is to distract from the fight being going on in vietnam? >> yes, i do. >> do you think trump's war in vietnam is justified? >> yeah. >> how come? >> i just think it is. i mean, like i said, i like the guy. no one's going to convince me otherwise. >> do you think if trump resigns he'll be pardoned by vice president gerald ford? >> i don't know what gerald ford's going to do. if there's evidence, you know, against him, you know, that's probably going to be bad. >> do you think there's any precedent for everything that's going on. >> gosh, probably not. sad that it's probably going to be in the history books for kids to read about in years to come. >> it's nothing like we've seen before. >> i definitely would agree with
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mercedz age. tomorrow night after the debate mike birbiglia and garth brooks. and on thursday, billie eilish, taylor kitsch, and music from jessie reyez. so please join us for that. our first guest is an emmy and two-time oscar winner who's been everything from a gecko to an ant. next, he gives voice to a finicky breakfaster in the animated series "green eggs and ham." it's available now on netflix. please welcome michael douglas. [cheers and ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i am good, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: good to have you here. i remember when you got married, it was like the biggest thing. it was like, oh, my goodness. >> it was pretty cool. >> jimmy: yeah, for you, for sure. >> we were younger. >> jimmy: that was 19 years ago
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yesterday. you celebrated your 19th wedding anniversary. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so what do you get your wife? what do you get a kathryn say that jones. do you fwhknow what a 19 is? >> you looked it up. >> jimmy: i have internet now. >> what is it? >> jimmy: it's bronze. >> eooh, that's good. i could have done a sculpture of myself. we didn't get each other much. we got each other half a membership to a new golf club. >> jimmy: you both love to golf. >> we both love to golf. only one of us could be the name on the membership. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> i thought it would be only fair for me to let catherine be the member. >> jimmy: so you're her plus-one. >> i'm her plus-one. >> jimmy: your dad posted something very sweet that catherine posted.
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happy anniversary. michael, you learned a very important lesson. to stay married, you must obey your wife. keep practicing what i do with my wife. is that true, though? >> he's pretty good. they celebrated their marriage, 65 years. >> jimmy: 65 years. >> that's my stepmother. >> jimmy: your stepmother. >> 65 years. >> jimmy: he's 103 now. >> he'll be 103 in two weeks. >> jimmy: two weeks. what do you do for that for 103? >> well, it's like, so, 100, okay, so he was 100. >> jimmy: big. >> big birthday. big birthday. trouble is, when you're 100, you don't really want a big birthday. i threw a big party for him, great. 101. you know? okay, let's have a nice party. again, i don't, dad, 101 years old, you have a birthday. okay. okay.
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happy birthday. 102! so he's begging me, tears in his eyes. let's just have dinner with the family together. i can't do this. >> jimmy: there won't be a surprise party. >> no surprise party. the difficult and awkward part of it is that my stepmother, ann, she's french and been lying about letther age all her life. you're going to be 100, oh, no, no, no. don't say that. you're going to be 100, how dare you say that to me. i said, ann, it doesn't exist anymore. wikipedia, you can look it up and see exactly how old you are. she said really? i said yes, everybody knows. you're the one who's pretending you're ten years younger. >> jimmy: that is probably a good thing to be 100 years old and still lying about your age. >> exactly. hey, it's pretty good to be 100 years old and still have a husband older than you.
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>> jimmy: it is very good. you, is it true that you revealed there would be a sequel to "ant man" three before marvel was prepared to reveal that? >> i got, i, just as i said it, the blowgun at the back of the neck came in out of nowhere. >> jimmy: did they tell you beforehand? >> they told me, but i didn't really, i forget. >> jimmy: my father's 102! >> exactly. so they politely, they didn't come at me like kirk would have. but they, you know, they were, yeah, no, you're not supposed to tell anybody. oh, i'm so sorry. but there's going to be a "ant man." third one. >> jimmy: so they didn't. >> january 2021. >> jimmy: because many of the actors who come are fearful about revealing this stuff. y but really, what are they going to do? >> they could do a lot. they could change the part. or the blowgun in the back of
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the neck. >> jimmy: right, right. >> that's a big one. >> jimmy: do you want to reveal who the villain is? >> the script, i don't know, i shouldn't say that maybe. >> jimmy: maybe they have written a script and they don't want you to know about it. back to your dad for one second if you don't mind. this is you, how old are you? >> i think i'm 5, 6. >> jimmy: and dad's teaching you to shave. >> electric razors. they had electric razors back then. >> jimmy: is that electric? >> has a cord on it. >> jimmy: is that an ipod you're looking into? >> it's a magnified mirror. >> jimmy: your dad has a spectacular cleft in his chin. shaving has to be difficult. >> that shaving thing you use for nostrils, he uses it right there. it works out. >> jimmy: it's interesting.
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you posted this, and then you posted this photograph of you and your son together. also having an intimate father and son experience. [ applause ] who took this photo? >> my wife. >> jimmy: and where were you? visiting neighbors? or what was going on? >> we have troubles in this one neighbor. we have a lot of trouble with this one neighbor. >> jimmy: not anymore. >> a lot of asparagus for lunch. >> jimmy: when we come back, we're go being to seeing to see the new netflix show "green eggs and hams. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the all-new all-electric ford mustang mach-e. coming late 2020. reserve yours now at ford.com.
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mm, mm, hey, man, you gotta get in on this. i got enough for both of us. >> no, i will not eat them in a car. >> okay. that is an oddly-specific stance to take on the matter. >> jimmy: that is michael douglas in "green eggs and ham", which is a new series on netflix. it is one where we're going
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through the books on the shelf at night, i'll skip right by it, because "sam, i am." it's the same thing over and over again. >> i realized that when i was sitting there luhour after hourn the recording studios. >> jimmy: how many episodes are there? >> i don't know, 13 or 14. i don't know if it's the second season, oh! >> jimmy: wow. you're on a roll. >> yeah. so i don't know, man. i like to meet the cast someday. >> jimmy: have you not met them? >> no, you do the voice. you do it all by yourself. you hear it afterwards, they put it all together. it's good. >> jimmy: is it true that you've not done an animated project before? >> i did one tiny thing. but this is my year i've been doing this 50 years now, i've been in the business 50 years, i can't believe it myself.
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so i look for different things to do. i had never done a cgi movie, marvel, everything, computer pictures where they wanted to do that, never did any comedy, that was the camissski >> jimmy: which is very funny. >> thank you. and then my son's got a book out "long way home", which i've been supporting him on that. >> jimmy: this is not the son you were urinating next to. >> no. this is one who's learned better. >> jimmy: one with better manners. >> exactly. >> jimmy: are there other things on that list, because you were saying with the comedy and cgi. >> the voice, the voiceover reminds me of a, 50 years agody a television series called "the streets of san francisco." [cheers and applause] come on, you weren't even a dream. you weren't even an imagination.
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and the first award that i ever got after doing the show was a show in germany, a show was syndicated around the world, and i'd go to germany for this awards show, and they announced my name. i go up for the award. i'm saying thank you all, thank you very much. i see a rustling in the audience, i say what's going on? what's happening? it turns out, in germany, my dubbed voice is this fantastic, deep voice. and i got this little wanky voice coming out of me. this is where i learn the first thing about your voices, right? so you may have, like in these netflix shows, you're translated to 50 countries, you have 40 different voices everywhere you go. so i made a thing out of it now, whenever i go overseas promoting a show, i take my voice to lunch. i like to --
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>> jimmy: you meet the voice actor. >> i realize how important it is. >> jimmy: yeah. >> my biggest advice to actors from america, go over there, meet your foreign voice. that could be the reason why you're doing so well. >> jimmy: so each project you do, in like say, italy for instance instan instance, you'll have the same guy. >> unless he's dead. unless he's not available. luigi, oh, he died. >> jimmy: you're losing your voice. wow, that's really interesting. [ applause ] have you met a lot of these guys? >> i've met a lot of them, sure. i count on them. look, our business now is 60% of our business is foreign. so you know, i don't speak those languages. >> jimmy: do other people do their? i know occasionally -- >> i'm giving you a tip, i'm telling you actors out there listening, be nice on those foreign tours and see who your
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voice is. >> jimmy: does your guy do other actors? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's weird, isn't it? >> it is a little weird, especially when you find out which ones they are. they're a little uncomfortable about that. a lot are established actors in their own countries. this is how they make extra money. >> jimmy: are there american actors who are well-known who do the voice for like for an actor from mexico? >> no. we don't travel far. >> jimmy: we stay in our lane. >> we stay very much here. look at all the english actors that come over here and do perfect american accents, you know? >> jimmy: yes, that's true. i know we've got to get rid of them. they're taking our jobs. >> except for meryl streep, she did margaret thatcher, that was so wonderful. >> jimmy: that's a whole different thing. >> you do accents.
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>> jimmy: yeah, i do a lot of wonderful accents. >> you do a matt damon. >> jimmy: i think of that as an accident more than an accent. well, yeah. are you two still together? what's going on? >> no, he, ever since -- >> jimmy: he just left you and went. >> ever since you introduced him with that strawberry lip gel, he blew me right off. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. "green eggs & ham" is on netflix. we'll be right back with a special appearance by the cast of "frozen 2." ♪ had ation looks like... [laughs] i mean, wow. ♪ the surface is a tool that helps me realize beautiful ideas. ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: hey, still to come, music from dj shadow and soul. more than 20 years ago, our next guest told us what she wants, what she really, really and i think she got it. she's a spice girl turned fashion designer and now a purveyor of beauty products too. please say hello to victoria beckham. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm really good. i'm very excited to be here. >> jimmy: i'm glad y y y
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injure husba your husband's been here a few times.assume you know him. >> yeah. we've been together 20 years. he's a good dad. >> jimmy: i saw him once out to dinner, just him and the kids, out once, and i thought oh, look at that, there's david beckham with the children. >> he's really good. >> jimmy: is he watching them right now? >> david is watching the kids, and we kind of, we swap. when i'm at home, he's aware. one of us is always there looking after the kids. >> jimmy: he's retired now, isn't he? >> no, he's not playing football anymore, he has many ventures, obviously, the miami football club. [cheers a [cheers and applause] do you like football? >> jimmy: i like football, but the real one. >> soccer, soccer.
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>> jimmy: i like him, he's beautiful man. there's no question about it. he's something else. does he ever mention me or? >> i mean, he, he hasn't, but i know he's been on the show. and he enjoys that. >> jimmy: but he leaves it here, and that's that. >> he was worried i might get jealous. so he keeps your kind of -- >> jimmy: yeah, we keep our things to your killeds are how old now? >> 20, 18, 14. i have so many kids. >> jimmy: it's a lot of kids. >> i always say, it's less about parenting and more about crowd control. when it gets to that many, right? >> jimmy: do they bring all their friends over, and it's like a whole thing? i would hang out at your house if i was a kid. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the neighborhood for sure. >> we do. we have all the children, all
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four kids bring all their friends over to the house. when we come home at the end of the day, there's always lots and lots of children. the main next is that they all leave empty handed and that the art is still on the wall, right? because that's a lot of kids. >> jimmy: young hooligans coming into your home. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you have a line of beauty products now. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: you release one of them per month, yes? >> mm-hm. mm-hm. >> jimmy: i like that idea, but don't we need them immediately if we want to be beautiful? >> i launched this beauty brand because i wanted a beauty brand of the future with a focus on clean beauty and making things oiir t t co. it keeps it exciting for the community and the consumer. >> jimmy: you have to keep it exciting for consumers. >> it's going to take 20 years off of you.
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>> jimmy: so if i put it on twice i'll be 12 years old? >> something like that. >> jimmy: i will tell you something. i want to ask ah serious question about beauty products. >> i heard you were not that serious, that were you fun. >> jimmy: this is a serious question. i have moisturizer, i didn't know were you really even supposed to use it. okay, yeah, that's for others. but then i went to the doctor, he's like you got to mo mo mo m identifie moistureize. you have the skin of an alligator. i use cocoa butter, but i will put the body stuff on my face. and my wife and one of her friends were over and they're like, what are you doing! >> it's going to clog your pores, jimmy. >> jimmy: so the one you put on your body, it clogs your pores and you can't put it -- what's the difference, really? >> i think that you can, but you're better to use a moisturizer specifically for your face. >> jimmy: but i feel like that's just a trick to get us to buy an
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expensive one, yes. >> >> wilwell, not really. there's a lot of science that goes into these products. >> jimmy: do you send these to the other members of the spice girls, do you tell them, hey, i got something for you, you will love it. >> i haven't, i only just got mine, but i will send it to the spice girls. >> jimmy: you don't because you don't want them to be as beautiful as you r one more thing about your husband, he got a bronze statue up in front of the stadium. that's a big deal. [cheers and applause] may i ask, what do the kids think about the fact that there's a statue of their dad? >> do you know, it was really funny seeing their reactions, because it's so huge. have you seen the statue? >> jimmy: i have seen it, yeah. >> it's huge. it's so big. so it was really exciting for us to go and take all the kids. for them to take selfies by it and comment on the size of daddy's bottom. >> jimmy: the size of daddy's
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bottom. >> the size of daddy's bottom in bronze. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> it's such a huge honor. we loved living in l.a. we had such a great time. every time we come back to l.a. the kids always say they feel like they're coming home. >> jimmy: this is from instagram. david posted this, this is what it's like to live in l.a. your daughter got, went trick or treating and got a sno-cone from justin bieber at his house. he gives out sno-cones? >> he was. so he texted david. this was on halloween, and he just asked david what he was doing, and david said i'm out trick or treating with the kids, because i had to go back to london to work. and he said come over to my house. we're giving out sno-cones. so they all went round to bieber's house, and he gave them all sno-cones. he's such a nice -- i almost said boy, he's a man now. >> jimmy: does he take the sno-cone and throw it in the bag? >> he was so nice and sweet and kind. we bumped into him a few times.
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normally, he's on his skateboard around beverly hills. >> jimmy: i can see why you guys left. it's very weird to live here. thank you for coming, thank you for the moisturizer, i'm going to use it tonight. >> i might not recognize you next time. >> jimmy: victoria beckham! victoria beckham beauty is available now at "victoriabeckhambeauty.com" and we'll return with music from dj shadow and de la soul. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by the 2020 g-class, mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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chore chorus. can you hip us with the chorus, please? are you ready? ready, set, set. that's all you have to say is ready and set. are you ready? ready. set, set. are you ready? ready. set, set. are you ready, set. get ready this be the green light go tires burn the ♪ ♪ pavement people wanna know where mase pos and dave went ♪ ♪ still here still in your ear with a style so hot you'll see where all the sun rays went ♪ ♪ legs, arms and head all being moved in a frenzy the blends we all the right cred ♪ ♪ meaning credentials best of both worlds when we rocking over pearls in the ♪ ♪ instrumental are you ready, ready set set ♪ ♪ jump to the rhythm as hard as you can go keep it steady steady ♪ ♪ to the letter, right, bet turn it up we giving a show but can you rock it ♪ ♪ like rocket fuel what you talking 'bout space or out your mind but can you rock it ♪ ♪ like rocket fool that's a close encounter of what kind i'm a disc jockey ♪
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>> can y'all make some newf noise please? ♪ what's a disc jockey when it was time to get it lit we got it hot like fever ♪ ♪ sick with the talk pass to your receiver all about running the spot and you know we got ♪ ♪ breath control so no need to take a breather cardio kingpins subjugate the dubplate ♪ ♪ and you know we can't wait to bring spins aced all quizzes a-plussed the final ♪ ♪ vocals we align we move it all simul taneously over joints we rock ♪ ♪ we earned thirty years so you can say that we got three turns live off the board ♪ ♪ unlike you and your chessmen we install doubt in you and your yes-men ♪ ♪ and if the game have veins we'll insert the needle upheaval the ground 'cause the adrenaline we ♪ ♪ blend with the sound is our thing relieving the kings of all crowns are you ready ♪ ♪ ready are you set set jump to the rhythm as ♪ ♪ hard as you can go keep it steady steady to the letter, right, bet ♪ ♪ turn it up keep the flow but can you rock it like rocket fuel ♪ ♪ what you talking 'bout space or out your mind but can you rock it like rocket fool ♪ ♪ that's a close encounter of what kind ready, set steady, bet ♪ ♪ then jump to the rhythm
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as hard as you can go turn it up y'all peep the flow ♪ ♪ are you ready ready here we go! >> dj shadow! >> melodie! >> we doin' just for you. >> word up. ♪ are you ready ready set set ♪ ♪ jump to the rhythm as hard as you can go keep it steady steady ♪ ♪ to the letter, right, bet turn it up we giving a show but can you rock it ♪ ♪ like rocket fuel what you talking 'bout space or out your mind but can you rock it ♪ ♪ like rocket fool that's a close encounter of what kind ready, set ♪ jump to the rhythm ♪ ready, set ♪ ♪ steady, bet but can you rock it like rocket fuel [cheers and applause]
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