we appreciate your time. i'm dan ashley. >> from >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- garth brooks, and comedian mike birbiglia. and now, for the time being, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. that's very nice. i appreciate it. and i welcome you on a, on a day, you know, we may, in the years to follow, we may lack back on this day as one of the most interesting and important days in the modern political history of our country. i've been saying this almost every day for the past three years. but today really was something, i mean it's just, a ukraine storm hit washington in a bigly

way. we have moved past watergate into floodgate. this was an incredible day. we heard live testimony today from the key man in the middle of all this. trump's ambassador to the eu, gordon sondland. this is not a never trumper. this is not a civil servant. this is not a democrat. this is one of trump's wealthiest donors, a wealthy hotel magnate, who was given the position after he donated a million dollars to trump's campaign fund. he was the quid pro quo in the quo. so today sondland took the stand and said this. >> i know that members of this committee frequently frame these complicated issues in the form of a simple question. was there a quid pro quo? as i testified previously, with regard to the requested white house call and the white house meeting, the answer is yes.

>> jimmy: and just like that, donald trump's defense disappeared faster than he downs a bucket of kfc. it was -- [cheers and applause] i mean, it doesn't make sense. it's, this doesn't make sense. he tweeted so many times, there was no quid pro quo. look at all these tweets! they're all right there! and not only, did he tweet it, he said it, too. >> there was no quid pro quo. >> no quid pro quo. >> no quid pro quo. >> no quid pro quo. >> no quid pro quo. >> no quid pro quo. >> no quid pro quo. >> no quid pro quo. >> no quid pro quo. >> no quid pro quo. >> no quid pro quo. no quid pro quo. >> no quid pro quo. >> no quid pro quo. >> jimmy: i'm impressed that he can say it. [cheers and applause] i will say that. doesn't it sound like he's yelling through a broken burger

king drive through window. it would appear our president has been caught orange-handed. and i don't think -- i tell you something. i don't think gordon sopd landl getting his million dollars back. i really don't. it's poetic watching donald trump get taken down by a bald man. he said i pressed ukraine for an investigation at the express direction of the president. sondland screwed the president so thoroughly today. trump to shut up. somebody's going to pay for this and it may be america's mayor. >> mr. giuliani conveyed that president trump wanted a public statement from president zelinsky, committing to investigations of burisma and the 2016 election. mr. giuliani expressed those requests directly to the

ukrainians, and mr. giuliani also expressed those requests directly to us. we all understood that these prerequisites for the white house call and the white house meeting reflected president trump's desires and requirements. >> jimmy: that's big. that could be the nail in giuliani's coffin, which is especially problematic, because that's where he sleeps. and sondland said he and others did not want to work with giuliani, but they had to play the hand they were dealt by the president, and this is maybe the president trumpiest part of the whole deal. sondland testified the president wanted ukrainian, the ukrainians to announce an investigation into the bidens, but they didn't actually to do the investigation, kind of like if you announce you're going to build a wall, and, you know? sondland said trump didn't seem to care if the investigations actually took place. which is how you, which is how you know he really cares about corruption in the ukraine, but he just wanted people to know

that these guys were looking at joe biden. like signing up for a marathon. you just want to post about it on instagram. giuliani wasn't the only one in the loop. guess who else was in the loop, too. >> everyone was in the loop. >> jimmy: everyone. everyone was in the loop. the president. the vice president. secretary of state, chief of staff. rick perry, john bolton, quite a list. and today they all went under the bus. there wasn't even room for all of them. they had to go under in shifts. poor mike pence. the one time they let mike pence in the loop, it's a federal crime. this kind of tells you all you need to know about how things went today. look at these headlines. vice president pence left d.c. area minutes after sondland started testifying. mike pompeo seeking for a safe exit from state after senate run. if they are currently in the

trump administration, it was a damning day. where does their leais leave th ranking republican in the house? devin nunes had to dig extra deep. in fact he had to go all the way back to the revolutionary war. >> finally, the democrats' fake outrage that president trump used his own channel to communicate with ukraine. remind my friends on the other side of the aisle that our first president, george washington, directed his own diplomatic channels to secure a treaty with great britain. if my democratic colleagues were around in 1794, they'd probably want to impeach him, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i think devin nunes may have studied history at trump university. he's an imbecile. watch his face when they break for recess after sondland blew

the whole place up. >> that concludes our 45 minutes. i now recognize mr. why don't we take a five or ten minute break. >> thank you. >> all right, so that was explosive testimony there. >> jimmy: that's the same face trump made the day don jr. was born. it's a sad face. it's a very sad face. [cheers and applause] i have to say, this gordon sondland is an interesting character. one of the lighter moments today was when he weighed in on what he said during a call with trump. >> you confirmed to president trump that you were in ukraine at the time and that president zelinsky, quote, loves your ass, unquote. do you recall saying that? >> yeah, it sounds like something i would say. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's about as gordie as it gets. it was a historic day. not only was there a chat about

the president's bottom. it set a record for most impeachment mentions of the hip-hop star. >> a$ap rocky. >> a$ap rocky. >> a$ap rocky. >> a$ap rocky. >> a$ap rocky. >> jimmy: more rockies than sylvester stallone. i don't think we can overstate how unusual that is. that would be if the large portion of watergate hearings revolved around sly and the family stone. president trump was in his office eating cans of diet coke. he charged out to the white house lawn to try to shome how claim a victory. >> i'm going to have a quick comment on what's going on in terms of testimony with ambassador sondland, and i just noticed one thing, and i would say that means it's all over. >> jimmy: well, i hope you're right about that. [cheers and applause]

from your greasy lips to god's ears. i'm sure you're surprised to learn that trump now claims he doesn't really know gordon sondland. >> i don't know him very well. i haven't spoken to him much. this is not a man i know well, seems like a nice guy, though. but i don't know him well. he was with other candidates. he actually supported other candidates, not me. came in late. >> jimmy: why do i get the feeling when this presidency ends trump will claim he's never heard of donald trump. his big defense now is the new defense is that he told sondland, no quid pro quo. but, of course, he said that after the whistle-blower blew, when he was desperately trying to cover his tracks. >> but here's my response. now, if you weren't fake news, you'd cover it properly. i said to the ambassador in response, i want nothing. i want nothing. i want no quid pro quo. tell zelinsky, president

zelinsky to do the right thing. so here's my answer. i want nothing. i want nothing. i want no quid pro quo. tell zelinsky to do the right thing. then he says, this is the final word from the president of the united states. i want nothing. thank you, folks, have a good time. >> jimmy: you know usually when trump screams "i want nothing" is when the white house orders salad for lunch. but he doesn't seem okay. has anyone considered the possibility that that unscheduled visit he made to walter reed over the weekend was to get his doctor to implant a cyanide tooth? in the meantime, as if that all wasn't enough political theater, there was a democratic debate tonight, this is the first debate ever to begin with a round of tequila shots. why are they even having a debate today? the white house is imemployeding. just take a knee and run out the clock. the previous debate had 12

candidates on the stage. tonight it was narrowed down to ten. next time it will be widened back up to 12. the debate was held at tyler perry's studios in atlanta. that was from interesting, because if were you to take cory booker, elizabeth warren, bernie sanders and kamala harris and mash them all together, you would get madea. [cheers and applause] but no one cares about the debate tonight. the big story of the day was gordon sondland and his testimony. he gave several hours on the stand. they covered a lot. but i still have questions. so we tracked him down, and he's joining us now from washington, d.c. thank you for join being us tonight, ambassador. oh. ambassador. [cheers and applause] ambassador, are you, are you still at the hearing? >> that's correct. >> jimmy: i thought it ended hours ago. >> it did, but i'm afraid to leave. >> jimmy: why are you afraid to

leave? do you think the president is angry with you. >> he's angrier than greta thunberg in the guy's committed more crimes than jeffrey epstein at an american girl doll store. the president's more red-handed than robert kraft's masseuse. who i know personally. he's more crooked than michael jackson's penis. allegedly. >> jimmy: i think we get the point. i think we get the point here. about the president. >> the only thing he's obstructed more than justice are his own arteries.

i've personally seen the president dip his cheeseburgers in mayonnaise. he makes the security guy, guillermo, look like wilber valderrama. >> jimmy: for those unfamiliar with your history, how did you come to become the ambassador to the eu? >> interesting story. have you heard of money? >> jimmy: yeah, yes. >> i gave trump a lot of that. >> jimmy: okay. >> and he made meet ambassador. that's how it works. it's called a quid pro quo, jimmy, google it. >> jimmy: i will. and i know you have the testimony, but how would you describe your relationship with the president today? >> hmm. uh, i'd say it's a$ap rocky. >> jimmy: because the president is now saying he doesn't really know you. >> seriously? ♪ who let the dogs out jo >> jimmy: what is that, your phone? >> it's probably giuliani butt

dialing me again. >> jimmy: we'll wait if you want to take the call. >> [ bleep ] i'm going to rip out your heart and cover it in arby's horsy sauce. >> i'll have to get back to you. that was my wife. >> jimmy: where do you think you will gae from hero from here? >> i'll be doing what any disgraced member of the administration would do. "dancing with the stars"! >> jimmy: that's ambassador gordon sondland, everybody. tonight on the show, mike birbiglia is here. and we'll be right back with garth brooks. ♪ abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by mercedes benz. ! you... you got me. uh, what do you want? i've got uh, ai robots, i've got vr goggles. i want your sled, please. no.

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back to the show. tonight, his live and soon-to-be on netflix show is called "the new one," mike birbiglia is here. you can see "the new one" live through sunday at the ahmanson theater here in l.a. and on netflix starting tuesday. tomorrow night, billie eilish will be here, taylor kitsch will join us, and we'll have music from jessie reyez. so please. >> jimmy: us our first guest is already the biggest-selling solo artist of all time. and now, he's offering his music in bulk. the "legacy collection" box set includes seven vinyl albums, seven cd's, and a 12-pack of premium paper towels too. please welcome the one and only garth brooks. ♪ [cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: you're being hailed! welcome, garth. look at you. how you doin'? >> what do you snemean? listen to that, how do you think i'm doing. >> jimmy: i always appreciate you stopping by here. >> this is fun, thank you. >> jimmy: the tour is polar opposite. you're doing these dive bars and huge stadiums simultaneously. >> it's fantastic. >> jimmy: does it keep you off balance? or is it just the same? >> everything is a dive bar, just what size is it? >> jimmy: in a way, those stadiums, the bathrooms are both disgusting. [ laughter ] >> there's just no difference. it's loud in both of them. it's fun. don't make me pick one over the other, then we're going to get into size matters, we're not

supposed to think that, but it does. it's pretty cool. >> jimmy: when you were just starting out, did you play little bars like that? those little divy? >> you bet you. a lot different now than then. >> jimmy: how so? >> nobody was there until you had one single. 90 minutes, one single. you'd play three or four times a night. and each time they'd act like it was the first time they'd heard it, and it was so sweet. now you go in there, thank god's packed and you have a list this long. they know every song. start it, they finish it. easiest gig on the planet. >> jimmy: did you ever, in those early days, feel like, oh, no, this is a bad place for me to be in. i might actually be in danger here? >> oh, yeah, it's a honky tonk, everybody's in danger. we played this one gig. i kept waiting to get to oklahoma. of the seven guys that started, five of us are still together. we brought some buddies down

from northern oklahoma. here it comes, two, three songs in, the fight starts. two band members already in it. the next thing i know, the whole place is burning. the whole place burned down. >> jimmy: on fire. >> we didn't get paid that night. that was another day on the tour, man. >> jimmy: so you're saying the worst gigs are when the venue burns down at the end. >> no, i'm saying the best gigs are when the building burns down. >> jimmy: the best. [cheers and applause] dive bar is also the name of a duet with blake shelton. >> yes. >> jimmy: you mentioned oklahoma, you both are from oklahoma. you both are in relationships with famous female singers. what else? anything else in common? you're both, you know, you do the same thing for a living. >> yeah, man, if you're texting him, you can always find him in the deer stand. that's where i'm at. >> jimmy: he answers texts from the deer stand? >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: i guess texting isn't noisy. that would make sense. >> we released the video, and i

said hey, man are you watching what's going on here? no, is something wrong in where are you? i'm in the deer stand. >> jimmy: you both are huge forces in music come together to do the song. is it something you've been working on for a while? >> no, i saw him do "god's country" and i thought he did great and i called him up. you could tell he was listening to what he was singing. that's first thing about a performer, entertainer is sincerity. just loved him. got with him in the studio. he was great. >> jimmy: you've won entertainer of the year seven times i think, the most ever. who's second after you, do you know? >> i have no idea. i'm a george strait fan. i think george is the only guy who's won it three different decades. he's like the king. you try not to keep up with the numbers. just lucky we're still in if this long. people for some reason show up. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about this box set, because it's

very heavy. what is in this? >> vinyl. >> jimmy: boots in here? what's going on? >> can you believe vinyl is back? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: because people like, especially now, they're yearning for a different time. but were your albums, your first album for sure was on vinyl. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: were other albums on vinyl? >> you can find them in europe mixed together and stuff, the first one was pure vinyl. >> jimmy: these are not vinyl reissues. >> this is the first time, when we came out of retirement and came back, the question was, when are you going to release stuff on vinyl. i went -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you have a record player in your house? >> everybody does. that's kind of the thing now. >> jimmy: not everybody does. it's one of those things that requires a lot of space. >> yeah, but i'm tellin' you right now. forget garth brooks' vinyl.

if you're the cool gift giver this year, it's vinyl. turn tables are already sold out. if you'd told me that ten years ago, i would have said you're crazy. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> that's nuts, man. i don't know what's next, eight track tapes maybe. >> jimmy: i would love that. garth brooks is here, we'll be right back. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the all-new all-electric ford mustang mach-e, coming late 2020. reserve yours now at ford.com. '! (dr. teeth) and i'm on both your tvs. (miss piggy) and of course, moi is on tv. (statler & waldorf) nobody cares! hahaha! (dr. teeth) woah woah woah. how are we all on each other's tvs? (animal) me on tv! (fozzie) oh i believe i have the answer. you see... (miss piggy) the thing on the tv is a portal tv and it lets you video call... (all) on your tv! (dr. teeth) ah! (animal) me on tv! hahahaha! (fozzie vo) portal. from facebook.

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. garth brooks is here to chat. and later you are going to sing. [cheers and applause] this is the new, the "legacy collection." why is there an astronaut on the cover of the leg ciacy collecti? >> i love that cover. nasa was so sweet. this is apollo 14, the 50th anniversary of the moon landing. this was a joke for the deejay up in the northwest, he said you're going to be the first guy to play on the moon, i know it. this was a shot i took in chicago with my own phone. and i just, i love that cover. i don't know what it is.

>> jimmy: would you go to the moon if you had the opportunity? >> my thing is, it's not where you play, it's who's waiting for you when you get there. [cheers and applause] so wherever there's people who love country music or garth brooks stuff, i don't care how many, count me in. >> jimmy: what about a new garth brooks album? you've been working on one. >> it will come out, it's got dive bar on it, all day long. >> jimmy: it's done? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're just holding it for the summertime. >> and it's fun. >> jimmy: what about chris gaines, is he okay? >> chris gaines is fine. we don't let him out much. >> jimmy: if arnold schwarzenegger could be the terminator again, you could certainly revisit chris gaines. >> i got to tell you, man, we can talk about it all day, but never have i been more proud of any music i've done than this project right there, that thing, i love that. >> jimmy: that's fun for you.

>> it's a lot of fun. >> jimmy: the first time i met you was a long time ago, really long time ago, maybe 25 years ago, maybe, you were in a hotel lobby, wearing a baseball cap, and i actually called my sister, i just saw garth brooks in a baseball cap, you're known for wearing this -- >> cowboy hats. >> jimmy: black cowboy hat. now i thought it might be fun, and you don't have to be do this if you're not interested. but i know this is your thing, your hat, but i've got some other hats here. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: they're not cowboy hats. >> sure, okay. all right. >> jimmy: i thought it might be fun to see what they look like, all right? >> okay. okay. >> jimmy: so this, this is a, you know, viking hat, you might -- >> i know how to do theiis. pretty simple. i'm going to pass the one i'm wearing to you, every time, got it? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i have a pretty big

head. you've go you've got the biggest head imaginable. my head is being devoured. >> let me see this thing. we'll gi we'll just get it good. now try it on, big man. >> jimmy: now i look like a pilgrim. >> there it is! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: this has backfired. you pass that over to me, i'll pass that one over to you. >> how do i look? >> jimmy: you look ridiculous. i like the cowboy hat better. okay? oh, that's -- [cheers and applause] that's not bad. it matches the gray in your goatee, actually. it's not a bad look for you. >> oh, it does, doesn't it? >> jimmy: all right, we got that. now, this is classic. >> oh, ho, ho, ho, that's sweet. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that's not a bad look for you, either. >> i feel smart.

>> jimmy: it's a little bit like a slash kind of, you know what i'm saying? all right. sherlock holmes. >> i like this one. that way you don't know whether you're coming or going in this one. >> jimmy: i'll take that one from you. >> that actually, that's you. that's pretty sweet. >> jimmy: i like this look. monopoly guy. i know your wife tricia does a lot of cooking. >> oh, i thought that was underwear. >> jimmy: no. >> all right, let's try this. does it go this way or this brrrgg, brggg. this may be the one i stay with right here. >> jimmy: that's not a bad look. all right, one more. there you go. >> what is this? >> jimmy: a little ll co.l. cool >> ll cool g. >> jimmy: that's not the one.

very gangster. all right, well, somewhere under these hats is, there it is, it's "the legacy collection." available now. garth, you have a special something for the audience, right? >> yes week, do. amazon's very sweet. they decided everyone here should have one of these. >> jimmy: we'll be right back. ♪ ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back. garth brooks is on the way. our next guest is a exceptionally funny man with a critically-acclaimed show called "the new one." see it live at the ahmanson theater in los angeles through sunday, or on netflix starting tuesday.

please welcome mike birbiglia. [cheers and ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> i can't follow garth brooks, but i'll do what i can. >> jimmy: it's tough. he's a tough guy to follow. >> he went nuts, they went nuts when he said he was going to give them the book, i'll give you my book! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you better write a book. you've been in l.a. how long now? about a month? >> about four weeks, got six more shows left over. it's been my best. i've always had a weird relationship with like hollywood, and i've never felt sort of comfortable but recently, my wife and i started going when we're here to the beach. and that's nice and we've spent

time with you and your family and the beach this winter. and i don't know if you realize this, you got, jimmy got me hooked. people know he's obsessed with family, a lot of your family members work on the show. but you're also obsessed with my family. and i'm like everyone's family. and you got me hooked on ancestry.com in a way that is really unnerving where we're on the beach and you're like, what's your dad's middle name. and i go, paul, and you go what's his birthday, and i go july 31st. and you're like, check this out, and then you created, you created an ancestry.com profile for me. >> jimmy: yes. >> in real time. this is not an ad. if anything, it's a cautionary tale, because i went home that night, and i was up till 5:00 in the morning. you get completely addicted. you're like, there's a clue!

there's a leaf! and then my wife got addicted. and then they were like, who's cousin claire? it says she's on the 1920 census, but nobody's heard of her! maybe it's, it's madness. >> jimmy: who is cousin claire? did you figure it out? >> she's on the census, but no one knows who she is. but it's this thing i got totally addicted to. and then jen and i, after about four days of being completely glued to this, we went cold turkey, and then my breother, a few weeks ago who runs my company, he calls me and says hey, you got a really big bill from ancestry.com. are you still doing that? >> jimmy: what, are they charging you by the uncle? >> yeah, the auto renewed the thing. so i had to cut myself off. but you're like, you're in the family. >> jimmy: also i'm ocd. so it's a nice little combination of things. i just wanted to know what was going on in your family, and it

wound up there. >> it's very possible we're related. because we're both brooklyn. >> jimmy: italian. >> italians, so yeah. >> jimmy: but i feel like we'd know by now. i do have a cousin claire. do you know her? how many times, by the way, your show is fantastic. it's so funny. >> thanks. thank you so much. you've been so supportive. >> jimmy: how many times have you performed it now? >> like, like almost 500 times. and then probably in some form like about a thousand times. work shopping it. >> jimmy: a thousand times. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you probably have a lot of big stars come to your show, but i mean, this is pretty big. brad pitt came to your show. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: your first show. >> that's, that's a fission expression i have, called "playing it cool." i, i am so embarrassed of that photo. >> jimmy: by the way. >> you know, that's my wife. >> jimmy: yeah, seems to be

tucking herself right in there to brad. >> she is, her face is so close to his chest. that's my wife jen, and he was so sweet. he came, he came backstage and we talking and they go, mike, you have to go out and sign, jen and i wrote a book together, it comes out mother's day, they preorder ie, preorder, i sign a poster in the lobby. and i said to the stage manager, can you grab jen? she's supposed to sign too. and the stage manager goes back and she's still talking to brad. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> and says, excuse me, mike wants to see you. and then she comes out, and i never thought in my whole life i'd hear the words from my wife, she said you ruined my conversation with brad pitt. you know, i defend that. because i'm just trying to save my marriage here. you know, it's like, you're in hollywood.

next thing you know, you have brad pitt hitting on your wife. what about the regular people. >> jimmy: yeah, what are you going to do? >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: if brad pitt wants your wife, you just have to give lett her to him. you got a nice review in the l.a. times, except for one weird part. you want to read that? >> if the new one is ever adapted into a movie, paul rudd must star. paul rudd must star! do you, this town of los angeles is so celebrity focussed. you show up in this town, and you perform. you get out, you go hey, i'm an actor. i got a show. i made a movie off one of these shows, and they go, you know what, this would be good if it had johnny depp. but no. >> jimmy: is paul interested? the project? >> i instagramed that quote from

the los angeles times. and the review is very sweet and charles mcnulty's a great critic whom i like. but i instagramed the thing and the next morning, paul rudd e-mailed me and said "do i have to audition." >> jimmy: of course not, he's "ant man." you can't audition "ant man." so sunday is the show. are there other big celebrities planning to show up for the show? what's going on there? >> i don't, well. >> jimmy: what are the audiences in l.a. like. >> what's funny about this, the last time i was here i played the wilshire, this is a prestigious, broadway series. if you get tickets to this it's because you also got tickets to "book of mormon" or whatever. >> jimmy: you get a package. >> a lot of people don't know they're coming to see me. they're coming to see whatever. most of them are great. and some of them are asleep. and that's demoralizing.

>> jimmy: yeah, that's no good. >> because you're out there doing your thing. and someone's like dreaming. dreaming of being at sandals resort in the bahamas or something. and then you have to keep going. you can't, you know, you can't, and then i walk out to sign stuff in the lobby afterwards and half the people there are subscribers, so they don't even know who i am. i'm just in a different shirt. they don't even know i'm walking with them. i'm hearing them talk about me. they're like, i liked it. the guy in front of me was snoring! so that's like a thing. >> jimmy: well, unless you're, if you're under 80 years old, you will have a great time at the "new one." playing at the ahmanson theater in los angeles through sunday and his special of the same name premieres tuesday on netflix. and we'll return with music from garth brooks.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mernz the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank mike birbiglia. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, this is his box-set, "the legacy collection." here with the song "ain't goin' down 'til the sun comes up," garth brooks! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ six o'clock on friday evening momma doesn't know she's leaving ♪ ♪ til she hears the screen door slamming rubber squealing gears a-jamming ♪ ♪ local country station just a b on the radio ♪o the roo momma's on the t heerpo get your red head back in bed before the morning ♪

♪ nine o'clock the show is ending but the fun is just beginning ♪ ♪ she knows he's anticipating but she's gonna keep him waiting ♪ ♪ grab a bite to eat and then they're heading to the honky-tonk ♪ ♪ but loud crowds and line dancing just ain't what they really want ♪ ♪ drive out to the boondocks and park down by the creek ♪ ♪ hey where it's george strait til real late dancing cheek to cheek ♪ ♪ ain't going down til the sun comes up ain't giving in til they get enough ♪ ♪ going round the world in a pickup truck ain't going down til the sun comes up ♪ ♪ ♪ ten til twelve is wine and dancing midnight starts the hard romancing ♪ ♪ one o'clock that truck is rocking two is coming still no stopping ♪ ♪ break to check

the clock at three they're right on where goingant to be ♪ that rooster's crowing ♪ ♪ ♪ yeah they ain't going down until the sun comes up ♪ ♪ ain't giving in until they get enough going round the world in a pickup truck ♪ ♪ ain't going down til the sun comes up ♪ ♪ ♪ six o'clock on saturday her folks don't know his on his way ♪ ♪ the stalls are clean the horses fed they say she's grounded til she's dead ♪ ♪ well here he comes around the bend slowing down she's jumping in ♪ ♪ hey mom your daughter's gone and there they go again hey ♪

♪ ♪ ain't going down until the sun comes up ain't giving in until they get enough ♪ ♪ going round the world in a pickup truck ♪ ♪ ain't going down til the sun comes up [cheers and applause] ♪ yeah yeah ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ yeah ♪ ♪ ain't going down til the sun comes up ♪ ♪

♪ ain't goin' down till the sun comes up ♪ ♪ ♪ ain't goin' down till the sun ♪ >> give it to me! ♪ comes up ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

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