that's our report. we appreciate your time. >> >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- laura dern. presidential candidate andrew yang. and music from bishop briggs. and now, without delay, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. i'm thankful for you and for everything. please, relax. so how many of you are in town for the thanksgiving holiday right now? how many of you are visiting? no one is? [cheers and applause] if you know, i just found this

out, that you requecan bring a y on the plane. according to the tsa, it's okay to pack a cooked turkey in your carry-on bag. mashed potatoes are allowed. and as much gravy as you can fit in a 3-ounce shampoo bottle is allowed. previously, you had to get a note from your doctor saying it was a comfort animal. why is this an announcement? who carries a turkey on the plane? if you have to fly with your own turkey, maybe you should rethink where you're going. mother's cooking is that bad? order chinese food. thanksgiving is the day we drink all day and then blame the turkey for making us sleepy. and one of the many things we give thanks for at this time is our nation's local newscasters who really know how to get us in the holiday spirit. >> hhhlllllll.

>> lllll. >> gobble, gobble, gobble. >> blllll. >> balk balk balk. >> gobble, gobble. >> jimmy: more than 20 million americans are facing winter weather warnings which will lightly lead to flightlatio cancellations and delays. there's a flash flood warning and we're on fire again. it could get bad in new york. the macy's thanksgiving day parade could kind up in new jersey this year. they might have to ground the float te floats at the parade. it is not good. can't president trump use his magic weather sharpie to scribble out the storms and

[cheers and applause] throw some sun in there? you know donald trump wants to get his poll numbers up, i was thinking about it today, he should institute a travel ban for thanksgiving week. nobody's allowed to go anywhere. sorry, mom, i was looking forward to my connecting flight to akron to sleep in a child-sized bed, but it's illegal now. our yam-headed president is headed to mar-a-lago. he pardoned two turkeys and i think a kentucky fried chicken while he was at it. he seemed to relish this very silly annual tradition. >> today we also come together to honor the beautiful feathered friend, the noble turkey. now that's a beauty. butter, i wish you a lot of

luck, but i hereby grants you a full and complete pardon. [ applause ] >> jimmy: for what? those turkeys should be pardoning him, by the way. not the other way around. [cheers and applause] he's, yesterday the president signed the women's suffrage centennial commemorative coin act to establish a coin honoring the 100th anniversary of a woman's right to vote. you're not going to believe this. somehow he found a way to make that event about him. [ applause ] >> so, and they have, they've been working on this for years and years, and i'm curious, why wasn't it done a long time ago? and also, i guess the answer to that is because now i'm president, we get things done. we get a lot of things done that nobody else got done. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, well, nothing screams equal rights like a woman in a beauty pageant sash. put that back up there for a second.

there you go. i love that he asks why didn't they do this a long time ago. mr. president, the word centennial means -- quiet, i'm sweating! he's the best. in other landmark news. [cheers and applause] you know how he said i was going to build a wall and mexico was going to pay for it? he hasn't and they won't. with the election coming up he really wants to get this going. when you want something done, who do you turn to? that's right, none other than jai jair ed kushner. he is now in charge of the wall. and what he lacks in wall-building experience, he also lacks in everything else. wasn't he supposed to be bringing peace to the middle east? did we give up on that? this is good, too. you remember jim baker? he is the disgraced teleadvanta tell

advantagist. good news. he's back. and he has some earth-shattering information to share. >> do you want to see a chart that will blow your mind? i just got this from one of my news men here in the staff. you see that? you see what this is? this is the lowest earthquake, look, we're going along with earthquakes. this is earthquakes. and then look at, look at down here. >> amazing. >> you know what that is? that's the election of donald trump. why would there be a dip in the earthquakes at the time of the election? why would there be less earthquakes there? >> jimmy: why would, why did it go all the way up at the end? that's the question i want answered. and by the way, the chart, it's one of those -- [cheers and applause] it isn't even slightly accurate. this is an accurate chart of

earthquakes during the time period. so someone made the other one up to prove once and for all that people i guess who watch jim baker aren't very smart. meanwhile, there's big impeachment news today. we learned the trump administration officially put aid to ukraine on hold the same day as his infamous call to the ukrainian president, and he didn't release that aid until after he found out about the whistle-blower kplaint, and yet 50% of americans are still on the fence. everyone knows what happened. there's not a single person involved in this, not in congress, the white house, media, who doesn't know trump shook down ukraine for political dirt. his chief of staff admitted it and said we should get over it, and yet the democrats are still building a case, like this is is an episode of the good wife or something. we know who done it. it's the large orange man screaming at reporters on the white house lawn.

[ applause ] but a nnew polls from cnn claim only half of americans want him impeached and removed. this is what trump's son eric tweeted during the impeachment hearing. it is a perfect day for a nice bottle of this, these people are insane, @trump winery. you have to hand it to them. they have no shame at all. most families might see as humiliation they see as marketing opportunity. >> extorting our allies, denying climate change, separating families, telling more than 13,000 lies in office. sucking up to dictators, validating nazis, employing white supremacists, and tearing the fabric of our democracy apart, this thanksgiving, make time for trump wine.

because ivanka went bankrupt. >> jimmy: it's the wine that leaves a stain on everything. [cheers and applause] we have a good show for you tonight. we have music tonight from bishop briggs. andrew yang is here. and we'll be right back with laura dern. both of them are working hard to defeat dinosaurs. you know thanksgiving over the years has given rise to spinoff holidays. some people have friends giving which is like thanksgiving except with people you choose to eat with. this year,ive abe i've been ale what might be the worst holiday of all, works giving. it's like thanksgiving at work. like regular thanksgiving but you're in a conference room eating giblets next to someone from hr. people have been posting photos

of work giving. make sure to view the heimlich poster. you have the folding tables and cubicles. it's like the norman rockwell painting but sad. hey, everybody, we have burgers and soup jrks um, okay, that looks fun. great bean casserole, mary, can i be finished yet? and the chairs say success, but the mood says otherwise. this is a very sad new tradition. this has nothing to do with thanksgiving. please stop doing this at work. this, to me, this video captures the spirit of thanksgiving. maybe more than any video i've ever seen. >> great. first time frying a turkey. stay inside, please. stay inside. >> stay inside, get inside right now jrks oh, mygod. >> that's every thanksgiving

emotion rolled up into one. jun ju jo . >> jimmy: as i'm carving the turkey, i say, so, who's everybody voting for? all the nonsense in washington, thanksgiving with your family might be difficult this year. so to help avoid any unwanted drama, to get you ready for anything, we've invited a special guest to the show tonight. please welcome, your uncle. hello, uncle. uncle? [cheers and applause] >> hey, there, sport, happy thanksgiving. >> jimmy: you, too. >> can i still say that? or is it happy indigenous day? >> jimmy: you can still say that. i was wondering if you would help us out. >> more liberals looking for

handouts, s handouts. we uncles have real doozies. >> jimmy: like what? >> we'll talk about what you'd expect, the chooimt change hoax, aoc biscuits. and we'll dip back into topics you thought were dead, like benghazi. and the fact that most lesbian are witches. >> jimmy: what? witches? >> ever seen a lesbian float? >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> oh, it's not even christmas yet, and we already have a snowflake, well, well, well. look, it's called free speech. i thought you lefty oat milk lovers were all about the constitution. oh, hey, and speaking of the constitution, did you know there's nothing in there that's saying i have to pay taxes? >> jimmy: well, pretty sure there's something that says you have to pay taxes, uncle.

>> don't conde sescend me, you furki, nipple sucker. >> jimmy: let's stick to what you have in store for thanksgiving dinner, okay? >> i don't want to give away too much. but let's just say i have it on good authority that the mexicans helped hillary win in 2016. >> jimmy: but hillary didn't win in 2016. >> read the transcript, l liberace. >> jimmy: did you know we almost didn't invite you over for dinner this year? >> what? i'm your uncle. you should cherish the time we have left. >> jimmy: well, did -- >> i have a heart condition. >> jimmy: you have a heart condition? >> you're damn right i do, and you probably do, too. it's hereditary. it was spread through grandpa jerry's sperm sack after he got

vaccinated. >> jimmy: thanks, uncle, i'll see you at mom's. >> bye, bu >> bye, buddy, oj. killed jeffrey epstein. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from bishop briggs. andrew yang is here. and we'll be right back with laura dern. ♪ abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by necessary press owe. ire? my lord? hey good knight. where are you going? ♪ ♪ climbing up on solsbury hill ♪ grab your things, salutations. coffee that is a cup above is always worth the quest. nespresso. tis all i desire. did thou bring enough for the whole kingdom?

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[cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, he is hoping to become the first u.s. president to not ever wear a tie. democratic candidate andrew yang is here.

[cheers and applause] then later, this is her album called "champion." bishop briggs from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. our first guest is an oscar-nominated, emmy and golden globe-winning actress, who takes on the most terrifying role of her career. divorce lawyer. "marriage story" is in select theaters now and premieres on netflix a week from friday. please welcome laura dern. [cheers and ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> oh, my gosh. the energy. >> jimmy: what's your thanksgiving plan? what's the dern family plan for thanksgiving? >> well, it might be going to your house. >> jimmy: oh, really? what happened. >> you're going to help me figure this out right now.

>> jimmy: do you not have a plan? >> oh, no, my house is a horror film right now. >> jimmy: in what ways? >> my daughter has 104, my son 102. i have two dogs, one tore her hamstring, the other has a pinched nerve. >> jimmy: dogs have hamstrings? >> who knew. no one's sleeping. it's a nightmare. our plans are changing, and i hear you love to cook. >> jimmy: this sounds like the beginning of a hallmark holiday movie. >> it is. >> jimmy: the day the flu decimated the derns. >> it's a nightmare. >> jimmy: they should be hopefully better by thursday, right? >> i think cooking is too much for me, so if you guys are comfortable. and your uncle seems like we'd have an enjoyable conversation. >> jimmy: my uncle is the best. i only wish he was my uncle. >> i know, he's the best. >> jimmy: most people know your dad's bruce dern, your mom's diane ladd. legendary actors both, famous

people both. what was thanksgiving like? would jack nicholson come over with a bottle of cold duck and string bean casserole? what went on at your house? >> something like that, believe it or not. and it was always entertaining, and it continues to be. they've since divorced, but now we are this large and wonderful family that comes together. >> jimmy: you get together anyway. >> yeah, they are both remarried. and last thanksgiving, as example, is like a true, kind of dern-ladd combo thanksgiving. my mom brings us to a gratitude prayer and talks about what we are grateful for and what we wish for on the planet and amongst our family, and then&-p know what to share, and my son ellery says share something about your experience. interesting you brought that up. do you know the story of the

manson murders? and tells then ti entire manson murder story to my children at thanksgiving. >> jimmy: wow. did the kids like hearing that? >> oh, it was very entertaining. >> jimmy: maybe this is why they're pretending to have the flu this year. >> it could be. please, mom, ask jimmy kimmel if we can come camp out. >> jimmy: by the way, did you meet andrew yang? >> i didn't meet him. >> jimmy: your son is a fan of andrew yang's. >> yes, how gorgeous is it that there is a generation of kids and teens watching these debates. they're so fired up. my 14 year old daughter-activist wants to, please, god, find a grownup who will create gun safety in this country. so she's listening to all the candidates and excited. and my son's very excited,

because he just turned 18. and he's like, mom, it's very interesting what andrew yang is talking b $1,0 talking about. $1,000 a month. okay, ellery, but you have to listen to the entire platform. he said mom, i want to start a brand, $1,000 a month. that does mean he can start his own clothing brand. he's very excited. >> jimmy: how old is he? >> he's 18. >> jimmy: if i was 18 and heard $1,000 a month, i would be like, all right, i'm going to get ten buddies, we'll get a house, we'll have $10,000 a month and we'll never leave it, snyou kno? >> they love andrew yang. >> jimmy: jeff goldblum was here last week. you were part of the original cast, those that were not eaten by the dinosaurs are returning for this. what is a story that we do not know about the shooting of that movie? do you have like a nugget that

we've not heard before? >> i mean, it was time of our life, although we did survive a hurricane. hurricane iniki on the island of kauai, which is kracrazy. >> jimmy: were you there when it hit. >> it was devastating and amazing, shocking to go through. we were quad ronned off. we didn't have time to go to higher ground. so we were nut a conference area of the hotel we were in. and steven spielberg, our director and i were kind of going through the kitchen area where they had like those meat locker doors, and it was blown off its hinges as we were going through this corridor, and we thrown up against a wall, and i'll never forget seeing everything go sideways. palm trees. pieces of cars, roofs of houses. and it was insane. and amazingly, that community came together, and our crew was amazing. and people survived it. >> jimmy: this is incredible. >> it was amazing.

then we were there, i think within 24 hours of the hurricane, they put us in groups. and i was with jeff and steven. and i will never forget those moments of sort of being given a box of food and a bottle of water to sort of share and quad ronned off in the one area of the hotel that was still standing, and after many hours, oh, and they gave us a flashlight. and after many hours steven just sort of entertained us, made me realize what a kons matz film mak maker he is, because it was late at night, and he took the flashlight and held it up to my face in the darkness and to light me kind of beautifully from this angle and terrifyingly from this angle he went love story, horror film. love story, horror film. [ laughter ] in the midst of a hurricane, guys, he will make a very cool movie.

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then the judge makes your divorce official. [ bleep ] me. >> what? who's that? >> shouldn't have done that. >> what do you mean? where's burt? >> that means everything we've agreed to is off the table. >> it's going away, isn't it? >> no. this is a street fight now. and i have to ask for things we wouldn't normally ask for. the system rewards bad behavior. >> jimmy: that's laura dern and scarlett johansson. "marriage story" is in select theaters. it is very realistic. >> i'm amazed by the movie. i feel so lucky to be part of it. it's a perfect piece of art. and the director said i want to make a love story, and i think i want to make it through the lens of divorce, which i thought was an incredible way, because there is such a deep love story in it.

and you learn a lot about how the business of divorce takes trajectory of what could have been two people trying to figure it out for a child. >> jimmy: did you base your character on a divorce lawyer you know or met? >> a few. we met a few in l.a. and new york. and it's a very interesting to watch, and a male-dominated business. and a couple women, how they will work the system with their power and maybe their femininity. noah took a lot of license to create this character but they taught me a lot about the system and what is so broken in it. >> jimmy: you're the favorite to win the oscar for this. it's a little early, but the las vegas odds. >> well, i mean vegas, does that mean you get to go to vegas if -- >> jimmy: vegas is open all the

time. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: anyone can go there at any time. you're not discriminated at all. >> it's not only open 9:00 to 5:00? >> jimmy: this would be your third nomination, your mom has three. how many does your dad have? >> i think two or three. >> jimmy: you have a lot in your family, more than in my family, for sure. that brings me to this. what year did this happen? >> i was 7. >> jimmy: you were 7 years old. >> my mom was nominated for a scorsese film, "alice doesn't live here anymore." >> jimmy: did you appreciate it? or did you just not want to be there? >> there was so much sound, noise, that that scared me. and two things came out of it. one, i'll never forget the feeling of my mom taking people's appreciation for her work and realizing, oh, my mom

gets to do a job she loves, and i hope one day i get to grow up to do a job i love. that was the good thing. the bad news is i had to go to the bathroom by myself, because my mom had to stay in her seat. an actress who was a little older than me, i stepped on her dress by accident, she got really mad at me and i cried. >> jimmy: is this someone who -- >> she's super famous. >> jimmy: have you ever run into her and told her the story? >> i don't hold grudges, but i was incredibly rude to her when i saw her. like 30 years late ir, yr, you think i could let it go. >> jimmy: if you're mean to a child, you're rotten to a core! >> my point! one day, one day. at thanksgiving. i'll tell your uncle. >> jimmy: next time you come -- my uncle would love to hear the name. it's great to see you. the movie's terrific. "marriage story" is in select

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♪ >> jimmy: we're back. our next guest believes that robots are coming to take our jobs and i for one, welcome them. he is running, alongside 80 other democrats for president of the united states. please welcome andrew yang. [cheers and ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm doin' great, thanks so much for having me. >> jimmy: thanks for coming, great to have you hire. y you weren't a politician, now you are a politician. >> don't say that. >> jimmy: like if you were to do magic, you'd be a magician,

right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so what did your wife say when you told her, darling, i, i know i'm successful in business, but i would like to run for president? >> president of what? >> jimmy: she said that? >> yeah, it took a few months for her to realize i was serious. >> jimmy: she thought were you joking? or she just thought -- >> she thought it was something that might pass, shall we say. >> jimmy: uh-huh. i see. and is she totally on board now? >> oh, now she's on board. now that i'm at fifth in the polls. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: does it, do you feel like it makes you even more sexually attractive to her? >> wow, it was an awfully high bar to begin with. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why did right for president? why not start with representative or senator or something like that? >> i spent seven years running an organization that helped

create thousands of jobs in the midwest and south, and unfortunately, i believe these technological changes are a lot faster than we have time for. robot trucks may be on our highways in five to ten years. so if i bided my time and tried to climb the ranks, in my view, we just didn't have that kind of time. >> jimmy: your fear is that all those truckers will be out of work because we'll have these robot trucks that drive on their own. >> ups just invested, and driving a truck is the most common job in 29 states. there are 3.5 million trucker. and the hotels and diners rely on truckers getting out and having a m having a meal. >> jimmy: it must be wired, one of your primary issues is something so scary but sounds so awesome, robot trucks, you know? >> certainly, as a kid, you'd be, ooh, robot trucks. >> jimmy: i'm still like that. >> a lot of it is we have to make ourselves excited about progress. and right now, robot trucks could be exciting for everyone

if everyone felt like we participating in the gains of the 21st century economy instead of being left behind. >> jimmy: is your solution that we don't have robot trucks? >> i'm pro innovation, but we need to start sharing the bounty. >> jimmy: i think every teenager is excited about that $1,000 a month. >> if every american got our tiny fair share of every amazon sale, every google ad, we could afford $1,000 per american per month, which would help us all transition in the 21st century economy and create a new way forward, not just for the 18-year-olds but the 65-year-olds struggling to make ends meet and retire with dignity. >> jimmy: your idea is that these companies are making money using our information, selling our information and that we should get some of that money. >> our data is now worth more than oil, and we're not seeing a dime of that.

amazon is a trillion dollar tech company that literally paid zero in taxes. we need to get the american people our fair share of the incredible wealth that amazon and the other tech companies are generating. >> jimmy: do you think having a payment of $1,000 a month, the fear for a lot of people is it will disincentivize them to work. >> there are two groups shown to work less when you get kind of money. new moms who spend more time with their kids and teenagers who spend more time graduating from high school. i don't think any of us will be upset about those situations. everyone works at the same level and in some cases work more. >> jimmy: at what age would we start getting the thousand dollars a month? >> we'd all have a financial l r literacy class. do you think kids will start paying attention in class if

they know they're going to get the money? >> jimmy: no. >> one thing, it's impossible to teach one financial literacy if they don't have the money. >> jimmy: will donald trump get $1,000 a month, too? >> if he signs up for it. >> jimmy: oh. he'll sign up for it. yeah. >> he definitely will, you're right. the way we fund this is through a value-added tax that would generate millions, tens of millions from the donald trumps of the world. if we're a trying to send them $1,000 a month to remind them they're an american, it's a win for everyone. >> jimmy: do you worry that jeff suck zucker and elon musk will target you? >> they know it's bad for everyone if people feel like the 21st century economy is leaving them behind. >> jimmy: is elon musk an

american? >> he is not, but i think -- >> jimmy: okay, oh, my goodness. >> but i think we could all agree, he's so cool that he's american in spirit. >> jimmy: he does have an american way about him. >> yeah, doesn't he? >> jimmy: now you're wearing your pin. your slogan is math, >> yeah, it stands for "make america think harder." immigrants have next to nothing to do with the problems americans are spooernsiexperien. >> jimmy: immigrants come here because they want to work, they want a better way of life. whereas americans, we want to play video games. >> i wouldn't go that far. >> jimmy: i would. >> americans are by the numbers a very, very hard-working people. we're working longer workweeks than most of the rest of the world. >> jimmy: that's true, especially the australians. they get a lot of time off, and i'm sick of it.

i'd like to see them get less time off at their jobs. >> we should head in their direction. >> jimmy: i think you should move on from math. i have a couple of them for you. "yang in there, baby." i think the word would be yang in there, being the white house, a and baby. everybody likes baby. and this one i really like. yangin' and bangin'. >> i can see where you're going with that one, jimmy. >> jimmy: you have many times said you are an asian guy good at math. i have a math problem for you. are you ready? i want to see how good you are at math. >> all right. >> jimmy: if donald trump ordered 1500 cheeseburgers for

the world series champions, and he ate 53 of those cheeseburgers while he was waiting for the team to show up, how many cheeseburgers will he have left for breakfast the next morning? >> 1,447. >> jimmy: that's absolutely correct. >> oh, my gosh! >> jimmy: unless the team eats any, then, that's a variable. it's great to have you here. i think you have some very interesting ideas. i don't think you're going to be president, but maybe, i minean,o offense. i didn't think donald trump was going to be president either. >> my odds get better every single day. >> jimmy: they do. >> and while i'm here, i want your help. ted cruz said yes to playing me g one on one in back. >> jimmy: you don't want that, he sweats on you. >> i'll take that for the american people. let's get it on, man. i owe you a beating. >> jimmy: there you go. andrew yang challenges ted cruz.

we'll be right back with music from bishop briggs. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the 2020 g-class. mercedes benz. the best or nothing.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank fred willard, laura dern and andrew yang. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first this is her album, "champion", here with the song "jekyll and hide," bishop briggs. [cheers and ♪ ♪ born in a time of love facing the winds of fate storms brewing up above

i was breakin' ♪ ♪ i was beggin' just to raise you up from the grave of your mistakes ♪ ♪ pleasure is a kind of pain have i had enough 'cause i keep wrestlin' with snakes ♪ ♪ sick of all the slippery stuff are you ♪ ♪ jekyll and hyde-ing me silently i can't see in the dark are you jekyll or ♪ ♪ hyde this time where's my mind i can't sleep in the dark jekyll and hyde-ing me ♪ ♪ did i make it up i was yesterday's regret but today i woke up in your bed ♪ ♪ have i had enough

oh, have i had enough sick of all the slippery slippery stuff ♪ ♪ red apple cherry on your lips killing me with every kiss ♪ ♪ are you jekyll and hyde-ing me silently i can't see in the dark ♪ ♪ are you jekyll or hyde this time where's my mind i can't sleep in the dark ♪ ♪ jekyll and hyde-ing me jekyll and hyde-ing me sweet and then you're sour changes by the hour ♪ ♪ never know which one i'll taste hot and then you're freezing different every evening ♪

♪ baby, you drive me insane are you jekyll and hyde-ing me silently ♪ ♪ i can't see in the dark are you jekyll or hyde this time where's my mind ♪ ♪ i can't sleep in the dark jekyll and hyde-ing me ♪ ♪ >> let's go! ♪ jekyll and hyde-ing me [cheers and applause]

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